1412 Wrestling Episode 54: Bars v a Moose; Vegeta v Shredder Sword Fight; John Locke v Gary Busey

1412 Wrestling – Episode 54 Official Preview

Brace yourself. There’s no such thing as normal anymore.

Coming off a week where the presidency changed hands via a flaming wrestling ring and Eric Matthews inexplicably took control of the entire federation—with only an Egyptian Mummy to enforce his will—Episode 54 of 1412 Wrestling is shaping up to be an unmissable descent into bizarre, beautiful bedlam. With new championships being born, old grudges reignited, tag teams reuniting and combusting in real time, and a roster packed with the strangest assemblage of talent known to man, myth, or mayonnaise, this episode looks to rewrite the rules once again… or throw them into a volcano.

Let’s preview what’s on the card—assuming these matches don’t detonate before they begin.

The Debut of the Wizard of Fries vs. Bart Gunn

In one of the strangest signings in wrestling history, new President Eric Matthews has declared that 1412 will now include the enigmatic and reality-bending Wizard of Fries, a cryptic monarch from deep within the Burger King mythos. He makes his in-ring debut against Bart Gunn, the eternally tough and often unlucky representative of The Golf Cart, who will not be alone—he’ll be backed by a veritable army of maniacs, legends, beasts, scholars, drunkards, and possibly Ancient Sumerians. Expect chainsaws. Expect deep-fried wisdom. Expect your arteries to harden just watching.

Stable Championships: The Giant Tree Drinking Lean (c) vs. Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Boo Berry, Yummy Mummy, Frute Brute

What happens when a possibly sentient tree that’s hooked on lean defends gold against five mascots of sugar, childhood, and mild horror? You get something that is simultaneously horrifying, hilarious, and possibly illegal in several jurisdictions. Will the supernatural cereal gang finally add gold to their haunted pantry? Or will the Giant Tree splatter them like marshmallow milk?

John Locke vs. Gary Busey

This may look like a singles match, but it’s really an existential crisis disguised as combat. On one side: John Locke, philosophical warrior, visionary, and island whisperer. On the other: Gary Busey, unfiltered chaos engine, prophet of the moon, and the Golf Cart’s most unstable enforcer. There’s no way to predict how this ends—but there’s a 100% chance it gets weird.

Hardcore Championship: Angry Video Game Nerd (c) vs. L.A. Beast

A rematch that smells like old cartridge dust and powdered donuts. After their war last week, the Nerd defends the Hardcore Title against L.A. Beast, whose appetite for destruction—and gross food—may finally bring him redemption. But with the Hardcore Division a volatile hellscape, expect the match to mutate live on television. The belt may be on the line, but so are dignity, teeth, and any sense of sportsmanship.

Tag Team Championships: Michael Jackson & E.T. (c) vs. Aly & AJ

Two pop duos collide for the gold in what promises to be equal parts moonwalk, glow-finger, and bubblegum vengeance. Aly & AJ have proven themselves as more than pop princesses—they’re here to fight. But MJ & E.T. have the chemistry of interplanetary royalty, and more synchronized moves than most dance troupes. It’s not just a title match—it’s a culture clash from across the galaxies.

Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, X-Pac vs. Goldar, King Sphinx, Rito Revolto (w/ Rita Repulsa)

The Outsiders return with a vengeance, and they’re out for monster blood. But Rita Repulsa has summoned the forces of evil once again, and they’ve brought titanic bad energy to the ring. With both factions oozing arrogance, experience, and cosmic funk, this one could crack the Earth’s crust. Expect big boots, teleportation beams, and one-liners that leave you reeling.

Fatal Four-Way: Peter Venkman vs. 50 Cent vs. Happy Gilmore vs. Sunshine

What do a ghostbuster, a rapper, a hockey brawler, and a Japanese wrestling superhero