The Brothers Grail - Episode 10 - Chapters 28,29 & 30 - The Brothers Grail

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The Brothers Grail acknowledges the Bindal and Wulgurukaba people of North Queensland
and the Wurundjeri people of Melbourne, the traditional owners of the land we record on today.
We pay our respects to Elders past, present and future.
We also recognise that Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders have been custodians
of the land, rivers and seas for at least 65,000 years and were the first storytellers.

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Music.
The And welcome again to the Brothers Grail.
I am your Bible reader, Quindog. We are here once again with our faithful meat.

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I think we said we were meat. I was just thinking that. What was it? Meat sacrifices.
You were the head meat sacrifice.
Kabevan and the captain. Grail Hello, Preacher from Melbourne. How are you, brother?
Yeah, a bit cold, mate. But yeah, I'm ready to keep going through this glorious book.

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Wonderful, wonderful. And Kebevan, what's happening? Not a lot.
Just excited to converse with my meat followers again.
And we were just talking about the origin just then.
So we probably have to lift our spirits a fraction because we're all a little
bit bummed that Queensland... We're happy with Queensland's performance,
but we're a little bit bummed that we lost. But that's a whole other story.

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That's a whole other religion to – that's a whole other religion,
religious path to go down is the origin religion.
The one true religion. The one true religion that we actually follow, yeah.
So in the chronology of our recordings, we've actually – this is one of the

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few times that we've recorded in like close timeframes. It's far out, man.
My words are not working. So we're going to have to deal with that tonight.
We're up to episode 10, and we'll really quickly punch through what we discussed last week.
Because both of yous were very, very excited with last week's discussion.

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And so very, very quickly, we went through chapters 25, 26, and 27.
And now that I mention that, I have no idea how many chapters we're going to
get through tonight because I haven't really looked at that.
But we went through Abraham got remarried to Keturah.
Do you remember that? that and yeah but he still had
all of his his what do they call it the sex

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slaves he did he did yeah but we
weren't he had those before the marriage though well we were wondering
whether sarah was like once she was gone maybe that's
when the concubines we were wondering about that but we 30 years difference
between her death and now no i don't think so she died and i think he just moved
straight on i think but yeah it was going on pretty wildly that they were old

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like It was really focused on how much of a miracle she got pregnant because of how old they were.
Correct. I think she was 100 and then she was 127 when she died.
And so, yeah, so that happened. There was a – so he got remarried.
I'm just reading my notes here.
It was made very, very clear in the Bible that he was handing everything to

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Isaac despite all of his baby boys that he'd had.
There was a passing mention of Abraham having concubines, which we've already
talked about. Then he died.
Not much fanfare about that, but he died and he got buried in the cave with Sarah.
Isaac took over from dad, and it really quickly, if you recall,

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mentioned Ishmael, Hagar's son.
So it was maybe a sentence or two that talked about his 12 kids,
and they were princes, but that was it. They didn't talk about that again.
I think Ishmael may come up again, probably just very briefly again,
but I think he comes up again during this chat.

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Isaac then basically was a sequel.
Yes. He was basically just a carbon copy of Isaac.
So he had a barren... Sorry, of Abraham.
Just faster and better. Yes. Well, I knew I guess the story was exactly the

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same so they brushed over it. So he had a barren wife. Dick.
He did the wife-sister scam.
Dick. but failed.
Didn't they go, I know this. Oh, they caught him, but he still,
I think he still got some shit out of it.
I think. And then he went and dug some wells. Yeah.

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And got in some arguments and shit. And then that was all done. So he copied Abraham.
We met Isaac's kids. And that was probably the critical part.
Jacob and SEL. We didn't, similar to what the captain, oh, you just remembered what happened.
I'll just piece it together. and I just remember the half goat, half man that come out.

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And then the big trick. Ah, yes. My...
Kabevan, for everyone listening right now, Kabevan, his face just turned to pure joy.
It's just funny because you remember all the most boring parts of this story at this point.
My brain's not ready yet. You're correcting Quindog on the name of the characters

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and then we get to the goat man.
You're just like, I didn't remember this at all. How did I forget that motherfucker?
The red hairy goat skin man.
Yeah. Oh, Phil, yeah, yeah, from Hercules. I've yet to share that to the Facebook
page. I guess probably because we haven't released this.
Just a little segue. Apparently, there's going to be a new Hercules movie or

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something, and Danny DeVito is going to be Phil.
Oh, cool. So maybe we can do a movie review.
Was he George Costanza in the original cartoon? Danny DeVito? No.
Danny DeVito was Phil in the cartoon. cartoon yeah jason
alexander i think is his name you might
need to edit this part out mate no no maybe that well any

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any reference to seinfeld stays that's a
rule quindog rule number 10 even if
it's wrong yeah yes correct excellent yeah
i was gonna say i googled this isabu or whatever his name is
oh did you have the pictures i could find all the
art and shit just showed him as a a red-haired man with like
a beard so he's just scottish they weren't even

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like scottish they were using an
actual dead animal skin on him as
part of the display yes yeah so he can't have just been a normal hairy man he
can't have been a normal level area he was mutant level like you said captain
preacher so yeah we met jacob and sal but then it skipped immediately similar

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to what But the captain, as mentioned many, many times,
it skipped their entire life and it got straight to when Isaac was old and blind.
SL, Red and Hairy, Hunter and Farmer, Jacob, Shitcunt, Mummy's Boy,
right? That's what I've got in my notes.
Any pushback on that? Sounds accurate. Yeah.
No. No, yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah. And also, one's Mummy's favourite, one's Dad's favourite.

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Was SL's Dad's favourite? Yeah, well, he wanted him to go hunt and he was the
older and he was going to give him everything.
Yeah, true. Except for he was scammed. He got elderly scammed.
He liked him so much that he didn't realize it was just some dead animal skin on top of his other.
Freshly skinned, like completely freshly skinned goat.

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Yeah. It would have helped him. It sounds something like him.
It smells like him though, so it must be him.
Yeah, because he smelled like meat. We have to be very clear because Kebevin
just pointed out that he sounds nothing like him.
The voices were completely historically inaccurate, made up by Quindar. What?
Yeah, yeah. It wasn't.

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So, all right. I would like to think I could tell the difference between my
two kids. No, don't avoid.
Although my two boys on the phone now. Anyway, that's a whole other discussion.
Maybe I'm just a shit bat. So, then mum and Jacob did the scam on Isaac and SEL got very mad.
So, that's where we're up to. Everyone happy?

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Yep. I'd be happy if he goes proper mad. I think yours might be a little disappointing. No.
The Bible can't disappoint me. Okay, all right.
So on that note, on that Bible cannot disappoint me note.
Chapter. Chapter. Chapter. Chapter. Chapter.
Music.

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28.
Then Isaac called Jacob and blessed him. So it's going to just revisit some stuff.
And charged him and said to him, you shall not take a wife from the daughters
of Cana. So it's another little copy paste thing.
Arise go to paddan aram to the house of bethuel your mother's father and take

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yourself a wife from there the daughters of labor lubin your mother's brother
right so he's just sending,
jacob to they get the mating pool from
this exact same place again exactly it's very
monarchy type you've got to be married from the family because we're the pure
ones that just doesn't seem very god like or like what what we're supposed to

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think they're about you know i would agree but it occurred to me right now i
wonder if that's why the windsor and like you know that's why the monarchy.
Marries cousins and shit maybe it's like a biblical thing
you know i don't know we're the only pure family
are they in the head of the church or is that a different they are
the head of the church of england yeah yeah so they're

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technically in a biblical role yeah biblical biblical
but a fucking religious role without being an
expert i think they are an abrahamic religion as well so anyway from the daughters
of laban your mother's brother may god this is in quotes from isaac oh isaac
was an old man may god almighty bless bless i can't do the the the a squeaky S.

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Bless you and make you fruitful and multiply you,
that you may be an assembly of people and give you the blessing of Abraham to
you and your descendants with you,
that you may inherit the land in which you are a stranger, which God gave to Abraham.

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It's the same thing again, right? Yeah, agreed. agreed like
word for word except for you're saying it like deckard cane
from diablo mate oh and what okay yeah
another reference that i don't get i did
oh and i've forgotten it so i shouldn't even mention it but i did look up the
400 year thing and it was it was something like you're going to be kicked from

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your land and be be i don't know not welcome in your own land being canaan and
then you get to come back and he did not make it abraham did not make the 400 years What a shit deal.
Yeah. So now it's up to Isaac, I guess.
Do you reckon that's like an error, or do you reckon it's just like a failure?

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I'm going to leave that up to them. When they wrote it down,
it was their intention to have it work out, and they just fucked up the math or whatever.
What do you reckon, Preacher? I just don't care. Yeah.
So, Isaac sent Jacob away and he went to Paddam Aram to Laban,

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the son of Bethuel, the Syrian, brother of Rebekah, the mother of Jacob and Esau.
Esau, so this is where we're going to be let down, I think.
Esau saw that Isaac had blessed Jacob and sent him away to Paddam Aram to make
himself a wife from there.
And that he had blessed him and he says the same stuff. and that he said,

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you shall not take a wife from Canaan.
And that Jacob had obeyed his father and his mother and gone to Patan Arab.
So, that last two sentences were just redundant.
Also, so this is his rebellion. Also, Esau saw that the daughters of Canaan
did not please his father Isaac. Yes.
So, Esau went to Ishmael, who is a wild man. Wild man. That's Hagar's boy.

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And that's his, what? That's his cousin? No. Is his stepbrother?
Stepbrother? Yeah. Yeah, it would be. Hey. So, he went to his stepbrother.
No, his... Oh, uncle. No, he's like the nephew. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ishmael.
Stepmother. Because Ishmael is Isaac's brother.
And Esau's the son of Isaac. So, yeah, yeah.

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It's his uncle. So, Esau went to Ishmael and took Mahalath, the daughter of
Ishmael, Abraham's son, the
sister of Nebuchadnezzar, to be his wife in addition to the wives he had.
So, Esau's just collecting wives.
He's also a wild man. He's just raw power. That's what Esau is.
He's red and virile. Yeah, he knows what's what.

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He's going to have most of the, you know how he was promised to have descendants
as much as the stars? They're all coming from him.
Yeah, they're all going to be, but how many are going to be read?
I'll have you and you and you.
Now, Jacob went out from Beersheba and went toward Haran, way back to where

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Abraham came from, way back in the early days.
And I only read this just before. This is a very little bit of prep,
but I really enjoyed how badly written this line is.
And maybe I'm being unfair, but it says, So, he came to a certain place and
stayed there all night because the sun had set.

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Does that tell you anything at all? What certain place?
And he took one of the stones of that place and put it at his head,
and he lay down in that place to sleep.
Then he dreamed, and behold, a ladder was set up on the earth,
and its top reached to heaven. First mention of a ladder.

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I'm just enjoying how much detail they're going into about nothing.
He stopped at a specific place. Certain place. Certain place.
Took... What was it? What was the rock? It was just a rock. Just a rock?
And this is describing all these little things he did to have a random dream.
Yeah. It was a stone of that place. A stone of the place.

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Tater-fatater. Of a certain place. Sorry, just on the ladder.
I still don't think they've mentioned a wheel. Ooh.
A wheel seems very significant to mention. It's a pretty important human invention.
What did you need to do first?
Climbership or rollership? I don't know. Rollership. You reckon?
Yeah, you want to cart some stuff around before you want to like...

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Climber thing? I guess maybe climbing a tree or something.
Yeah, I don't know. Climbing is a much easier invention. You just put some sticks
together. Yeah, you just climb.
Yeah, but a wheel's just like figuring out that circular things roll better.
That's how I'm trying to make it. Like they probably were using some like pretty
crude wheels back in the day. Do you reckon they were using wheels by this stage?

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Yeah, I guess they could still be traveling on donkeys or whatever.
And there's just no wheels. Well, when they went to the fucking sacrifice altar,
they just loaded up some donkeys, I thought they said.
They loaded up the horses or they loaded something up.
I'm moving on. Yeah, we're being really annoying.

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He dreamed and behold, a ladder was set up on the earth and its top reached
to heaven. and there the angel of God, angels of God were ascending and descending on it.
So they can't fly. They need a ladder. What a bunch of tickets.
Where did the ladder? Oh, this is a dream. Sorry, I forgot it was a dream.

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Yeah, yeah. And I guess dreams are pretty fucked up.
And behold, the Lord stood above it and said, I am the Lord,
God of Abraham, your father, and the God of Isaac. Zach, the land on which you
lie, I will give to you and your descendants.
Same fucking story once again.

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I'm going to sing it to everyone. Yep. Well, everyone who's the dick seed of Abraham, I guess. Yes.
Also, your descendants shall be as the dust of the earth.
You shall spread abroad to the west and to the east, to the north and to the south.
And in you and in your seed, all the families of the earth shall be blessed.

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Wank, wank, wank, right? Yeah.
Behold, I am with you and I will keep you wherever you go.
And I will bring you back to this land for I will not leave you until I have
done what I have spoken to you.
Now this is a dream you
like i think you've said a few times captain ah sorry kabevan
sometimes it's in their heart sometimes it's

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in their dreams sometimes he's fucking standing beside him what
the fuck why yeah it's just however you
feel like writing it at the time i guess what's the you gotta
keep if you're retelling the same story over and over again you
might as well have a few little i guess so tweaks you
can be like mate what should god do this time mate he should appear to
to him as a fish what in

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the latter to speak but the dream part too that's
nothing certain about a dream i've had some weird
dreams no fucked up yeah what in that ladder all
of a sudden melt into a fucking a big giant
slippery eel that then you know whatever there's
definitely a dream where he woke up because he was falling in the dream
i reckon you're kidding because of the ladder and one

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of the vampires kicked him off of the ladder then Jacob awoke from his dream
and said what was Jacob's thing he was the posh he was the posh so.
Surely surely the lord is in this place I forget this cousin and I did not know it,

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and he was afraid and said how
awesome is this place this is
none other than the house of god and this is the gate of heaven then jacob rose
early in the morning and took the stone that he had put on his head set it up
as a pillar and poured oil on top of it for for some fucking reason Meat.

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I assume there's some meat somewhere. There's meat coming.
And he called the name of that place Bethel, but the name of that city had been
Luz previously, so probably Bethel's better than Luz. Wasn't there already a Bethel?
Yeah. I think there was a Bethel earlier too. What the fuck?

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Maybe there's more than one Bethel now. Maybe there's a few Bethels now.
They're just like, I like this place.
And everywhere I like is called Bethel. Bethel, Bethel.
Then Jacob made a vow, saying, If God will be with me, and keep me in this way that I am going,
and give me bread to eat and clothing to put on, so that I may come back to

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my father's house in peace,
then the Lord shall be my God, and this stone which I have set as a pillar shall be God's house,
and of all you give me I will surely give a tenth to you.
Oh, there's the 10th. The tithing? Do you reckon it's tithing?
Yeah, I feel like he's building a church. Everything you get,

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you're supposed to give 10% or something?
Yeah, and he's like, this is the house of God, basically. He's building a church. At Bethel.
And I wonder if that's Bethlehem or no. I don't know.
Nah. So, we snuck up on the end of chapter 28.
That was a very wordy one. So, based upon how excited you were after Esau's
mission, that was pretty... So did it, has the sound just gone,

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oh yeah, he got it, I'm going to go fuck some bitches?
I think that's what he did, yes, but the ones that my dad won't approve of,
that'll get him, fuck my dad, fuck my brother, I'm going to fuck some bitches.
Yeah, so, man, I hope he makes a return, like we got a bit of a Wildman return there, kind of.

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That is a pretty disappointing follow-up. Yeah, I was feeling bad for you because
you were so excited about... They finally had a good character I could get behind.
And there was some tension and maybe some actual murder where it made sense
that maybe someone might... Are they going to touch on the fact that the dude
who's building the first church did it in a very shit way?

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I think they're going to move on from that, Captain. them you think
that's it just like and it's not even explained it's just he he won
it like in a game of trickery yeah and
and now he just gets to control it exactly it's not a bad thing i think i genuinely
think they're just going to move on from that and he had a dream that confirmed
it god goes yep it's yours conveniently the dream yeah it was god's will all

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along anyway that's Well, it was God's will.
Yes. Fucking hell. Okay, yep. All right. So that was chapter 28.
Now, I'm going to really quickly try to be a professional podcaster very briefly.
And I'm going to do a call out because I've been a little interested in the Bible.
I've been looking up stuff about the Canaanites and Abraham and stuff.

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And I've been watching a bit of YouTube, which is not very high-level research.
I'm very fully aware of that.
But uh but i did probably better than
whatever we're shit like whatever we're saying yeah yeah
yeah 100 and so i i stumbled upon a youtube
clip and it's by a mob called useful charts
right i would recommend genuinely recommend anyone

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who might be interested in learning a little bit about the
history of this specific area of the
world because it does relate to the bible and i
think i recall kabevan during one
of our chats saying his view was that
the bible was sort of generally based on history but you know
blah blah and yeah absolutely and so

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this mob they i don't know they i mean it sounds
a bit wanky and my helper thinks i'm an idiot for this but i bought
some charts off them and i agree with your helper
yeah noted thank you i won't tell
her that well she'll hear this at one point but but one chart
i bought was the i don't know like a family tree of
the you know going from adam and eve but this particular video that really got

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me onto them it's called it's it's by useful charts it's called timeline of
gaza and it's really quite apt currently given the whole war that's going on
in there i don't think it's done
in a way that is biased in any particular way.
It just literally tells the story of...

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Pre-historic. And I mean that like, as in my understanding is that there's no
actual evidence of people prior to a certain time in the Bible, right?
So there's no actual evidence of Adam and Eve and no actual evidence of Noah,
but at some point there is actual evidence.
So they go through all of that in the timeline of Gaza and poor old Gaza gets fucked by everybody.

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And so it made me understand to some extent
why that area of the world is
so fucking tense right there's so
many people that think they own it it's all as far as i can tell based upon
people who think they fucking talk to god right they all think they've all been
promised this land exactly exactly and so they are they all abrahamic religions

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i believe so yes so islam it would make sense like that's It's not like a dig at whatever.
No, no, no. It seems like that would make sense. Yeah, agreed.
And so Christianity, Judaism, and Islam are all Abrahamic religions.
And so they all have this claim to that area and just the geography of the area
because it's just to the northeast of Egypt.

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It's like it's a very small passage of land that links so much.
It linked right through to all of the Roman Empire stuff. So Rome,
Alexander the Great punched through there and took them over Persia and they
just went in and fucked them over.
The Crusaders went through and fucked them over. The Egyptians went through and fucked them over.
So it's a really interesting clip on YouTube, I think.

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I think it's maybe 20 or 30 minutes. So I would recommend it.
The timeline of Gaza by Useful Charts and buy a fucking chart or two if you're a massive nerd like me.
If you buy a chart, that's good. If you don't buy one, that's fine.

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So Jacob went on his journey and came to the land of the people of the east.
Because he's headed way back to the Euphrates River, back to Haran.
And he looked and saw a well in the field.
And behold, there were three flocks of sheep lying by it.
For out of that well they watered the flocks. A large stone was on the well's mouth.

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I don't know where this is going. I haven't read this for a while.
He's excited for the pillow that he just found, mate.
He found a new stone pillow. He's just desperate for another dream.
He just needs another one.
Now, all the flocks would be gathered there, and they would roll the stone from
the well's mouth, water the sheep, and put the stone back in its place on the

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well's mouth. Seems a bit pointless.
Are they? I'm calling a dam or well.
Like, roll the rock out, let the water through, put the rock back.
Is it a dam? I wouldn't take it that way, but that's a fair...
Like you don't roll a rock and have water come out of it.
Yeah, what's the fucking point of moving a rock unless it's releasing some water?

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Yeah, maybe. I feel like it's a dam.
And Jacob said to them, my brethren. I rolled my tongue. I don't know why.
A little Scottish in there. Was it? Well, he's missing his brother. My brethren.
He can't get over that role that he played as his brother.
He's got like a split mind. He's still playing a bit of a sale.

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My brethren, where are you from?
And they said, we are from Haran.
Then he said to them do you know do you know laban now i'm sort of i'm feeling
it now do you know laban the son of noor and they said we know him so he said to them is he is he well,

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and they said he is well and look his daughter rachel is coming with the sheep hang on isn't Rachel...
Isn't Rachel Isaac's wife? The camel one?
Maybe it's a different Rachel. Maybe they just give it up on trying to have
just one name kind of situations going on. Maybe.
Yeah, maybe they just replace... Because she didn't leave without any fanfare.

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She was like, yep, I'm ready to go. So maybe they just replaced Rachel.
If she was with camels instead of sheep right now, that would probably be a
further indication it's the same person.
So she's not Camel Rachel, she's Sheep Rachel. rachel she yeah
but they also could be the same person we just don't know yeah or maybe
neither the other chick's not called rachel it's a
distinct possibility i would flick back in the book

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but i couldn't be fucked so then he
said look it is still high day is
it not time for the cattle to be watered together i gathered together water
the sheep and go and feed them but they said we We cannot until the flocks are
gathered together and they have rolled the stone from the well's mouth. Then we water the sheep.

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Now while he was still speaking with them, Rachel came with her father's sheep,
for she was a sheepherdess.
And it came to pass. Was it funny that she was a sheep herders?
It's just like, I feel like we've progressed far enough that we don't need to
go back to like basic, like farming activities.

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We're about to learn who Rachel is, by the way. Sorry, I've just read it.
We're one sentence ahead.
And it came to pass when Jacob saw Rachel, daughter of Loban, his mother's brother.
So, Rachel's his straight-up cousin, which is Rachel's niece,

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unless we got the name wrong again.
So, anyway, Rachel, daughter of Laban, and the sheep of Laban, his mother's brother,
that Jacob went near and rolled the stone from the well's mouth and watered
the flock of Laban, his mother's brother.
So, that was a very confusing sentence, but we know what's happening now, I think.

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No, I don't think I do. I don't, but this cunt.
So then Jacob kissed Rachel and lifted up his voice and wept.
That's a weird motherfucker, hey?
So he's just seen her just herding some sheep near a fucking well,
and he just walked up, stole a kiss, and started crying. Oh, right.

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And the crying part. Look at his history, though, because he's sleeping in the
mom's tent, boy, isn't he? Yeah, he's part two. Because he's the son of the
sleeping in the mum's tent boy.
But he also, I think we all agree that he was a bit of a mummy's boy too.
He was, yeah, he wasn't the one sleeping in the mum's tent, but he was breastfed until 25. Yeah. Yeah.

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And Jacob told Rachel that he
was her favourite, he was her father's relative and that he was Rebecca.
Rebecca. Not Rachel.
Oh, yeah, that banjo was shit then. We take it all back.
At least they both started with an R. This is why the meat clan follow us.

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Because of our detail, our attention to detail.
Relative of Rebecca's son. So she ran and told her father.
Then it came to pass that when Lubin heard the report about Jacob,
his sister's son, that he ran to meet him and embraced him and kissed him and
brought him to the house.
So he told Laban all these things, and Laban said to him, And he stayed with him for a month.

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Then Laban said to Jacob, Because you are my relative, should you therefore serve me for nothing?
Tell me, what should your wages be?
Now, Laban had two daughters. The name of the elder was Leah,
and the name of the younger was Rachel.
Leah's eyes were delicate, but Rachel was beautiful of form and appearance.

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Going to be called a sister at some point, hey?
And be married. And be sister. Did he bring any nose rings? Oh.
That's how you buy women. He came unprepared, didn't he? Well,
we don't know yet. Yeah, good point.
Now, Jacob loved Rachel. So, I don't know. I guess it skipped the,
you know, I don't know. It just went, he just loved her.

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Missed the courting part. Yeah, missed the courting. That was the one I was
thinking of. It was the kissing, crying that did it. Yes.
Take note. Did Rachel love Jacob? That's the critical part. I don't reckon the Bible gives a fuck.
Rachel only loved Ross, mate. Rachel loved the sheep. Oh, and Ross, yeah, sorry.

(32:40):
I got you now. No, we're blindfold references here, mate. Yeah, yeah.
Fucking hell, mate. Get in the bin.
Jacob loved Rachel, so he said, I will serve you seven years.
He's talking to Laban, by the way. I will serve you seven years for Rachel, your younger daughter.

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And Laban said, it is better that I give her to you than I should give her to
another man. Stay with me.
What kind of negotiation was that? It was pretty quick.
So seven years with a man is valuable enough for a wife with a woman.
Well, I guess that's paying it for working. It's like he'll be helping with the animals and shit.

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Is Jacob going to be a good help in the bush? No.
On the farm? He spent his whole life in the house with the mum so far.
His split personality is coming out. He wants to be a man of the dirt,
you know? Oh, he's bringing about some SL.
Yeah, exactly. It's too deep in the role. Well, we'll find out, I guess.

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So it just goes straight to the next sentence and says, So Jacob served seven
years for Rachel, and they seemed only a few days to him because of the love
he had for her. It's a classic love story.
That's fucking deep, mate. I wonder if he got to fuck her or whether he's just,
like that seven years would have been a long time if he didn't get to know her.

(34:06):
Yeah, I feel like if the contract is he gets her after seven years,
he's got to wait the seven years. He's got to wait seven years. That's a long time.
Yeah. Then Jacob said to Laban, give me my wife for my days are fulfilled that I may go into her.
There you go. So he hasn't. I may go into her.

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And Laban gathered together all the men of the place and made a feast.
No fucking idea why he did that.
Wedding? To celebrate going into someone? Yeah, maybe. Jacob's like,
I just really want to go into your daughter.
Let's celebrate. break let's get a piece together yes a wedding right is that
what they're doing well maybe all right yeah because they've made some agreement

(34:50):
it's basically like a seven year long engagement where he just has to slave
for the father-in-law in a in a tent going manner they're like,
you're about to get some you know this it's meat yeah it's a meat party it's a meat party.
Now it came to pass in the evening that he took Leah, his daughter,

(35:13):
and brought her to Jacob, and he went into her.
It didn't specify who went into her. Speaking of meat parties.
And Laban gave his maid Zilpah to his daughter Leah as a maid.
So Leah's the other daughter, so she must have felt a bit left out.

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So it came to pass in the morning that, behold, it was Leah.
And he said to Laban, what?
And he said to Laban, oh, Laban did a trick.
Laban did a trick. Grabbed the different daughter. And so after seven years

(35:57):
of being obsessed with Rachel, he's like, I'm fucking someone.
I don't know who I'm fucking. He didn't notice. He mustn't have.
Jacob is maybe she did the meat trick where she got.
Rachel's actually a goat woman also and it
attracted attracting him so much oh fucking hell if only he had his mom because

(36:26):
his mom would have been onto this his mom would have known about the fucking
the switcheroo she would have done the whole thing for him She would have just
shown up and said some words.
All right, Jacob, put your penis.
What's the fucking point of this story?
James, no. What the fuck are we doing?

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So you know to look for a switcheroo when you're going into someone.
It's all this trickery, hey.
And this is the moral Bible.
There's no consequence for the trickery. You do a trick, sometimes it works,
sometimes it doesn't. It moves on to the next story.
Is this going to be like, oh, you fucked her, she's yours now.
Or is it going to be like, you made a mistake, but you can still have this one.

(37:13):
All right, let's have some bets. They'll just marry them both.
Do you reckon he, okay, so does he get Leah? Does he get Leah and Rachel? Does he get neither?
He's going to get duped. He's going to get Leah. He's going to get them both,
but they'll both be barren. Ooh.
All right. He does everything one step better than Isaac.
He digs twice as many wells. He does twice as many scams.

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So it came to pass in the morning that Behold, it was Leah. And he said to Laban,
what is this you have done to me?
Was it not for Rachel that I served you? Why then have you deceived me?
And Laban said, it must not be done so in our country to give the younger before the firstborn.
Oh, because Leah was the older.

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Then so that's the switcheroo. You can't give away the baby girl.
All so he just he didn't check the
description before he bought from ebay what a dickhead
yeah you gotta look
at the fine print especially laban you know lagum's gonna do a dumb fucking
switcheroo with me oh god this fucker it wasn't it wasn't a wasn't a scam he

(38:26):
just genuinely lagum j he just didn't understand which one the dude was after
he just assumed daughter yeah Yeah, which,
it's got to be the big one.
It's got to be the old one. The first one. I don't know their names.
They just never, over seven years, they never talked about this at all.
They're like, oh, you want one of my daughters?
Righto. And he booked that. He put that in the back of his mind.

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It's one of the daughters. I don't know. Do some work, buddy.
What do you mean, that's the one you want?
It must not be done in our country to give the younger before the first born.
Fulfill her week. week and we will give you
this one also for the service which you
will serve with me still another seven
years so i think i know i read that really fucking stupidly but i think he just

(39:11):
said you can have both maybe double your time and you can have both and you
get both i think that's what it said but we'll find out oh so he doesn't get
both he has to do double time that it no i'm back to his He's scamming.
He just wants 14 years of labor. Laban, yeah.
Laban is secretly a fucking clever dumbass. Then Jacob did so and fulfilled her week.

(39:32):
I don't know what that means. Maybe that's another euphemism for just banging.
What did Laban say...
He said seven years, but he said fill her week or something before seven years, didn't he?
Yeah, fulfill her week. And week is like the time, like one week, seven days, one week.
So Jacob did so and fulfilled her week.

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So he gave him his daughter Rachel as a wife also.
And Laban gave his maid Bilhah to his daughter Rachel as a maid.
Then Jacob also went into Rachel, and he also loved Rachel more than Leah.

(40:15):
You like that? You like that, Captain? So Rachel is definitely better than Leah.
Which one was beautiful? Which one had the nice eyes? What was the eyes? Yeah, eyes was Leah.
Yeah. And maybe that's just a polite way to say she had nice eyes, but, you know.
You know. The rest of it was a red and hairy.

(40:38):
Did Leah get a mate? I don't know. I don't want to go back. But yeah,
there was a mate somewhere. I don't know. Yeah, one.
I think it was like- No, he gave a mate to Rachel. He gave his mate to Rachel.
Yeah, but not to Leah. He didn't get one. And Jacob's surely going to get to
know Biller too. But yeah, that's Rachel's mate.
He loved Rachel more than Leah, and he served with Laban still another seven

(41:02):
years. So does that mean he did 21?
No, because there was a week. Oh.
So he did a week, said, yes, I'll commit to seven years so I can get both daughters.
That's how I am. Because I love Rachel so much that, yeah, okay,
I'll fuck Leah if I have to. But he got to do a bit of an entering before deciding.
Did what? He got to do an entering before making the decision.

(41:26):
You get a week of fun, and if at the end of that you still want her,
you can have her as well, but you've got to do seven more years.
You're a mate. No, he tempted him for the extra seven. You remind me so much of my mommy.
Rachel's far more like my mommy than Leah.
When the Lord saw that Leah was unloved, he opened her womb, but Rachel was barren.

(41:51):
I was 50% of the way there.
And God forced it. Was it Luke that was saying during one of the scams that
Abraham did that God's power was fertility?
He's like using that against people. Yeah. And he's like, you know what?
I like an underdog. You can have a baby.

(42:12):
But, yeah, oh, and so Hagar got a baby straight up.
Same with Leah. So maybe everyone's misinterpreting this.
Maybe God's actual heroes are the second-in-line women, really.
The men get nothing. The men get fucking nothing.
That's a hot take, I reckon. All right, let's see if that's a – because we know

(42:34):
meat's a thing. We know meat's a thing. Is it the second women?
Meat and fertility. Well, they're the things he jerks off into bushes to.
That's a thing too. He's wanking in a bush. So Leah conceived and bore a son.
She called his name Reuben. Oh, the fucking Reuben. Reuben. Reuben Cotter.

(42:55):
The great Reuben Cotter.
That probably is going to get cut. For she said, the Lord has surely looked
on my affliction. I don't know what Leah's affliction was because she just was
unloved. Maybe that meant being ugly.
She's ugly. Ugly and unloved.

(43:16):
Ugly and, oh, yeah, it's probably meant to be the unloved, but let's go with
that. It's definitely the ugly part.
Oh, and also. I also like that it was like, didn't it say that he,
Jacob, preferred Rachel?
Correct. And then the next sentence, God's like, he saw she was unloved.
It's like, yeah, they were underplaying it the first time. It's actually just,
he does not have any love for her at all.

(43:38):
Yeah, so Jacob's being mothered in a loving way by Rachel, and Leah's just sitting
in the corner masturbating.
And he's just completely left out.
And God's like, I can relate to you, Leah, because I'm the one that sits in
the corner pulling myself normally.
And Leah, you're my bitch. You're my fucking mate. I'm going to put a baby in your belly. Yeah.

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So because, right. And, and so she says, so Leah is the ugly.
So I refuse to do an ugly woman's voice.
So the Lord, the Lord has surely looked up on my affliction.
Now, therefore my husband will love me. Right.

(44:25):
So isn't that just telling women, just put a baby in your belly and your husband will love you.
Right. No matter, like, they can, you can be the second-class citizen.
Just put a baby in your belly and shut up.
So, then she conceived again, straight up. They didn't talk about another fucking.
She's a baby machine. They didn't talk about who the baby is.

(44:48):
Then she conceived again and bore a son and said. The first one was a girl. Oh.
Oh, Ruben. Oh, it was too. Yeah, we forgot about that. Nah, sorry.
Take that back. Yeah, okay. Yep, noted. Fuck, we forget things.
Three seconds later. Thank you, Kabevan. I like it. I remember the stupidest
thing. He won't remember the next wolf, man.

(45:12):
Because the Lord has heard that I am unloved, he has therefore given me this son also.
And she called his name Simeon. So once again, just women, do your fucking job.
Remember that? Way back we were talking about that. Women, do your fucking job.
Punch up the babies. Yeah.

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She conceived again and bore a son and said, now this time my husband will become
attached to me because I have born him three sons.
Therefore, his name was called Levi. He's a cool cunt. Attached like a pair of jeans.
Yeah, yeah. Skinny jeans. He's attached like a pair of skinny jeans.

(45:53):
It's Reuben, Sapien, and Levi.
Sibian. Okay. Simeon? Sim, like the Sims. Like Simon, but Simeon.
What did I say? Simeon. Some shit. We don't really listen to you.
Shut the fuck up. And then the very last sentence of chapter 29 says,

(46:13):
And she conceived again, and bore a son, and said, Now I will praise the Lord.
Therefore she called his name Judah.
Then she stopped bearing.
I sense a name change coming from that character. You reckon? All right.
No, because it's Judas. I'm thinking of the Jesus one. No, no, no. Yeah.

(46:36):
Yeah, yeah. In my head, I was thinking of whatever the devil is or whatever
the fuck, whatever his name is.
Yeah, but I believe we do.
I'm glad you sort of revisited those names. We do have to remember these names.
I think there's a heap of kids that Jacob has. Jacob.
And they are all quite important coming up. They all go- I'm glad they've got distinct names.

(47:00):
Yeah. What were they? Yeah, anyway. So we're going to have to remember those.
And so that was the end of Chapter 29. So we've completely forgotten the tension
and the murderousness of SL. He's gone. He just went. Yeah.
Got to know a heap of women. Yeah.
Also, he hasn't at least been mentioned since. Mum has just vanished.

(47:22):
Jacob left Mum behind. Oh, yeah. She's just gone. Hold on. It's a quindom.
Interjection.
Thanks, Quindog. You're doing a great job. Just got to jump in really quickly
here because we pulled up briefly, did toilet breaks, went for a drink fill-ups,

(47:44):
and the captain, he was trying to get away with a secret behind-the-scenes rant.
I was not standing for it. Out to Jackson.
Hang on, hold that thought, Captain. Yeah. I don't want to do a preach.
I just wanted to have a private boy rant.
No, you're going to have a preach. now we've just we've just

(48:07):
finished chapter 29 we were debating whether
we keep going but like we we kabevin and
i agreed that we're sort of in a flat zone and we
need to keep going just in case something exciting happened the two important
people could yeah it would be a very uninteresting episode yeah yeah i agree
so i was it was just before i was about to kick off and the captain Captain

(48:30):
went on a big old preach about how pointless the Bible is.
So, Captain, continue, or are you going to back out of your rant?
No, I'm not going to back out of it. I'm going to flip it. I'm going to say,
do you think that the story currently being told is worthy of being passed down through history?

(48:50):
Like, just the current, like, that last chapter, was there anything of real value in there?
I don't think so. okay so so when you're
putting together a bible are you going for moral
stories every time are you going for a lesson
what's what would you put in i would go for things that matter and all that
happened in this episode or sorry that chapter was he went to a well found a

(49:17):
woman that he thought was hot moved to stone move life yeah did some stone moving
to water some sheep or himself i I don't remember,
and then worked for seven years so he could fuck a girl.
Accidentally fucked the wrong one. Then got probably tricked into the wrong
one. Didn't notice until too late.
You can't just turn the light on and be like, who the fuck are you?

(49:39):
You'd be like, all right, well.
But he's been setting stars in the sky for a long time, so it's got to be a
little bit of... Oh, it's just like, what is the point of any...
He was building a church three minutes ago, I'm pretty confident.
Where the ladder was. was like is it
really a church he just stood a stone up and put oil
on it yeah but it was like this is the house of god is what he said which which

(50:02):
is the point of the captain's question what the fuck like why is this i don't
get it and i would i and we've we've sort of talked about this maybe in episode
three or four or whatever when we were having a few too many wines,
I really would love to talk to someone who was open to talking to me about it
because I know that this is not going to be every religious person's cup of tea having this chat.

(50:25):
But, yeah, excuse me, Mr.
Religious Person. Out of respect, what the fuck does this mean?
Why was that an important story? Yeah, I tend to agree.
Yeah. Women get bent over in every story.
Women are very clearly underclass. what's that you got the wrong woman seven

(50:47):
more years you can have both.
Yeah and like like because obviously
it mustn't be a moral thing for them like
it's just it seems to be like what kabama was talking about like oh it's all
history history it's like oh it's just a reflection of the history you know
but like this is god's man yeah and he got the role of being god's man through

(51:08):
trickery and then he got tricked into having two wives and by only working 14 years as a slave.
Why is it that today, where we are right now, 2024, and it has been,
I guess, the case for quite a while now, owning women is not okay and tricking people.

(51:29):
I mean, the trick that Jacob did on his dad, that's actually pretty shit.
That's what Joffrey would do in Game of Thrones. Yeah. So, the stuff that they're
talking about in the Bible, which is apparently the most, You've got to follow this for your morals.
You don't get into heaven unless you follow this shit.

(51:50):
This stuff is not what we would do today. This is immoral stuff.
If some dad said, I'll give you two of my daughters if you just work for me
for 14 years, you'd go to jail for that, wouldn't you?
If you sign a contract that said that, you're not allowed to do that. Do you reckon?

(52:11):
The dad with the will is essentially what Isaac had.
He's like, I'm going to give you the blessing, which would be kind of like the
will, give you all the things.
And then they tricked the other family member out of the will.
Just tricked, yeah. That would be illegal.
Maybe all of Laban's other family members. Laban. You got to say Laban.

(52:33):
Maybe all of the women in his life other than the one that's,
making babies for Jacob, maybe they're all barren now.
And God's like, you did a bad daughter trick.
But why is he punishing all the women of Barren? Because that's all God does
to people when they do a shit thing.

(52:54):
He hasn't made one man barren. And that's a thing.
Yeah, definitely a thing. How do they know the men are barren?
Oh, because they'd be in the school. All their concubines would be pumping children out. Don't worry.
No, that's where we go back to that line you used to drop all the time.
It's like, who wrote the story? Yeah.

(53:15):
Yeah. Yes. Yeah, that is a good throwback semi-regularly, I think,
in this book. Who wrote the fucking story?
All right. So, we're going to move on to Chapter 30, and hopefully we can get
a little bit more, maybe a bit of tension, or there's some other storytelling that we can go on with.
Music.

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Now, when Rachel saw that she bore Jacob no children, Rachel envied her system
and said to Jacob, Give me children or else I'll die.
I thought they were going to say, let's kill her, not I'll die.
Yeah, well, she wants to throw herself. That could be one of the ways she dies.

(54:02):
By Jacob. Yeah, Jacob's just like, mate, I just gave away 14 years of my life
for you. and you're just fucking barren. Get in the bin, mate.
You're pretty, but you won't put a baby in your belly. My love for the non-barren
one started to swell a bit, actually.
I guess he could just lay with Rachel up until the moment that he needs to spill

(54:24):
some seed and then call Leah over.
That's disgusting. You know? God would be really into that.
If God's into the second girl, that would be like, the hottest shit for God, I reckon.
It does feel potentially okay, biblically speaking, I think.
It doesn't feel like it's out of the realm of what the rules are.

(54:48):
As long as you just say, like, he entered her, Rachel...
Deposited it no no but he came
into live or something he's gonna
use the right language but he got to know he really got to know yeah he's the

(55:09):
one she wants to orgasm so he's so rachel says give me children or else i'll
die and jacob's anger was aroused against rachel and he said,
I am in the place of God who has withheld from you the fruit of the womb.
So she said, here is my maid, Billa. Go into her. Fuck me.

(55:34):
Wait, is this the maid? Who called? Billa. Yeah, was it Bevan said he's going to get the maid too?
Did you say that? I don't think so. I'm sure someone did. I was wrong completely.
Yeah, no. No, so she said, here is my maid, Billa.
Go into her and she will bear a child. This is Hagar again. Yeah.

(55:54):
Fucking hell, mate. The whole fucking thing. If the angel comes back, oh my God.
And sends him back again. All right, yeah, let's see. We're going to find out.
By the way, I have been drinking wine this episode. We could be going down a dark path.
Prepare for the Captain Red? No, I'm in a better frame of mind,

(56:15):
mate. I can handle a Queensland loss. I can handle this.
Yeah, so she said, here is my maid, Bill. I go into her and she will bear a
child on my knees that I also may have children by her. So that was a bit confusing.
Because that was Rachel saying that. Who's knees is she having the baby on? On her knees.

(56:37):
We're just going to pretend they're my babies and I'm going to.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. It's like she's the bed that they're giving birth on.
Yeah, Billah is just my, and I don't want to say this badly because this is
an actual thing that occurs, but Billah's my surrogate.
But the bit that's not normal is Billah's an unwilling, potentially,

(56:59):
or an unwilling surrogate. Yeah, no.
Look, it's unimportant whether she's willing, so we won't find out.
According to the Bible, yeah.
So here is my maid, Billah. I should do the voice so you know who's speaking. This is Rachel.
Here is my maid. Billa, go into her and she will bear a child on my knees that

(57:22):
I also may have children by her. So I don't know if she thinks lesbian...
Oh, you're thinking maybe like some scissor in action while it's going on. Maybe.
That's going to be hard for a penis to get involved. Yeah, how does a penis
get in during the scissor? And it could be painful too.
I'm sure that'll find out. Maybe Isaac's going to deposit into her and then

(57:44):
she's just going to try and do it. Sorry, my bad, my bad.
Jacob's going to deposit into her and she's just going to try and wriggle it in there.
And then yeah it'll be just like she did it god is very much into this relationship
by the way god is like there are so many second women,

(58:08):
the beauty of this though is if it does work the way cabevans just said right
so jacob so jacob goes into who rachel right yeah and then rachel scissors biller
right so So, let's say that's correct,
which I'm on board with this. There's no reason.
I'm on board with this. Oh, I'm sorry. No, no, no. I'm not on board with this.

(58:30):
I'm on board with this explanation, to be clear.
But then there's no reason for the Hagar-Sara situation of jealousy then.
So, there's no need. They just hadn't figured it out yet. Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So, there's no need. Because it's just evolving
the story. They do everything better than the previous generation.
Yeah. So, I'm on board with this as a potential. So we're going to find out

(58:52):
whether this is true or not.
We're not going to find out.
But fuck, if that was in there, I'm in. You've sold me.
If the word scissor comes up. I'm religious now.
All right. I will bear a child on my knees that I also may have children by

(59:16):
her. Then she gave him Billa, her maid as a wife, and Jacob went into her.
So no, there's no, straight up, there's no. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And Billa conceived and bore Jacob a son.
Then Rachel said. He is pumping out sons. Like, that's his fifth son.
But this one didn't get a name.
Not yet. No, but like I said, I think we've got to pay attention to these names.

(59:38):
So maybe this is where the chart comes in that I fucking bought, boys.
We can refer to the chart. Pay dividends already. Exactly.
So then Rachel said, God has judged my case and he has also heard my voice and given me a son.
Even. No, he didn't give you nothing. He just went and used a poor slave.

(01:00:00):
So this oh therefore uh she called his name dan,
the man is his last name murphy uncle dan and rachel's made biller conceived
again and bore jacob a second son then rachel said she's just claiming all of

(01:00:22):
biller's fucking hard Hard work.
With great wrestlings.
Oh, maybe this is a scissor moment.
With great wrestlings, I have wrestled with my sister. What the fuck is called it?
And indeed, I have. No, we said the maid, not the sister.
Dilla's her sister. No, Dilla's the maid. The brethren shit, right?

(01:00:47):
Oh, so you think it's just like a daughter of low value that became a maid?
No, no, no, no. I'm just saying she just calls Billa her sister because that's what I'm taking.
Okay. Then Rachel said, with great wrestlings, I have wrestled with my sister,
and indeed I have prevailed.
So she called his name Naftali.

(01:01:10):
So maybe there was some wrestling scissoring going on there,
and that's why she can legit claim because she's just owning these kids, right?
If anyone goes out there and scissors a baby, they have to call Neftalon,
by the way. Anyone who scissors out a baby, did you say? Yeah.
That's because, like, of course you've named it Neftalon. Got to be.

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When Leah saw that she had stopped bearing, she took Zilpah,
her maid, and gave her to Jacob as a wife.
She's just a fucking pimp. What the fuck?
She's just addicted to giving him boys. But not jealous like Sarah.

(01:01:57):
Because I think that's the deal. I think maybe we're understanding.
She's just, hey, mate, you're going to make babies for me, and we're going to be.
And I'm going to own them, basically. We're going to wrestle you.
And we're going to wrestle, yeah.
She gets a bit of wrestling and a bit of child action. Not action, but.
And Leah's made Zilpah bore Jacob a son. Then Leah said, a troop comes.

(01:02:23):
A trip comes. So she called his name Gad.
And Leah's maid, Zilpah, bore Jacob a second son.
Then Leah said, I am happy for the daughters will call me blessed.
So she called his name Asher.
Rim full of Asher on the... So he's our 45. Asher on the 45?

(01:02:46):
He's probably the 45th son at this point. Fuck hell. There's only been 10 or
so, but he's our bosom for a pillow.
Oh, man, I like a good bosom for a pillow. I don't know. We'll count them out
later, but I don't think it's 40.
I got to at least eight or nine, and I wasn't paying super close attention. That's fair.
I think Leah had four or five before she was out.

(01:03:10):
Maybe when I'm finished, I might really try to scan through and just call names
out, and you can count them. There's so many. Anyway, we'll figure it out.
Now, Reuben... We're going to talk about baby number one, I think. Yeah, right.
Now, Reuben went in the days of wheat harvest and found mandrakes in the field
and brought them to his mother, Leah.
Then Rachel said to Leah...

(01:03:32):
Please give me some of your son's mandrakes. What the? Why is this in the Bible?
What the fuck is going on?
It's important, Captain. Shut up and listen.
But she said to her, this is Leah, I guess, Neil. It is a small, all women are the same.

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It is a small matter that you have taken away my husband.
Oh, baby, there's some tension. would you take away my son's mandrakes also because that's equal.
The thing that said it all a mandrake's
ducks all right let's play it i think is it
i don't know that's right now you can look that up i'm gonna i'm gonna keep
reading about mandrakes and rachel said therefore he will lie with you tonight

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for your son's mandrakes holy shit fuck it what the they better be ducks if
they're flowers or something I'm going to be very annoyed.
So she's subbing the husband out for mandrakes.
Therefore, he will lie with you tonight for your son's mandrake.
So I want a feed of whatever we think mandrakes are going to be.
So I'm just going to give you, Jacob, to...

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So hang on. You want to read that?
Mandrake is a powerful narcotic, emetic, sedative, and hallucinogen.
Its poisons can easily lead to death.
I agree with Beb. I believe, according to that, it's a plant.
There you go. So they're just wanting one of the antiques in the Bible. Maybe it's medicinal.
Maybe they used it for like some good, maybe it was like a healing good that you could do.

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So the next thing people ask, what are mandrakes in the Bible?
Mandrakes were believed to
be a stimulant to help with fertility and contraception in barren women.
Oh. So Leah's barren, all of a sudden four was the end or whatever. Was she barren?
Yeah, she stopped after four. Well, Rachel still hasn't had babies.

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Yeah, well, she got magically barrened by God. She needs proper God-angel interference
to get that shit back. She needs to go home. No man drink going to help her, yeah.
So, therefore, he will lie with you tonight for your son's mandrakes.
When Jacob... Do you reckon people just came up with that because of this?
Is this the only time they're going to mention mandrakes?
And people are like, well, this whole story is about women fucking pimping each

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other out and fucking making babies and getting jealous of babies.
Maybe it must be about making babies somehow. Possibly.
Or it could go the other way. Maybe this story came out of some old wives' tale
or something. I think, well, maybe mandrakes do just get you rock hard and fucking,
you know, who knows? I don't know. Yeah. Okay.
When Jacob came out of the field in the evening, Leah went out to meet him and

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said, you must come in to me for I have surely hired you with my son's mandrakes.
Which is his son, isn't it? Yeah. Hey, Reuben.
His own son. It's like, your son has made some mandrakes that we're giving you so that we can fuck?

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Yeah. Hey, Reuben, pass me the mandrakes so I can go and fuck your dad.
Then run off into the fields. We're busy.
Yeah, go away, Reuben. What the fuck is this shit?
And God listened to Leah, and she conceived and bore Jacob a fifth son.
So he was down with the mandrake. Yeah, God's down with that.

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I'm very impressed with the Mandrake plant.
I like that God can make people barren. She was the second girl,
though. But they should find a little plant and fix it.
Did you hear that, Captain? No, I didn't miss it.
So God's like, I like the underdog, Leah. We'll let her have babies.
So we'll make this other chick barren. But then they can just go find this plant and undo his work.

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Yeah. It just overrides God's fucking work, the Mandrake.
But he improved the mission. So he's all for it. Well, according to what they're saying.
So Leah said, God has given me my wages because I have given my maid to my husband.
Women get paid in babies, like production babies. Yeah.

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This whole thing is super fixated on this whole baby making situation. Oh, me time.
The entire Bible has been nothing but being about babies. Women making babies,
yep. Particularly post-Noah.
Like once they did the rebirth thing, it's been all about fucking barren women

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and how you get to make a baby because God's making people barren and all of
it since Noah. Yeah. Yeah.
I thought we were meant to be good after, Noah. I thought that was the whole
point. Didn't last long.
No, true, true, true. Oh, no, but fucking's good. What are you talking about? Sorry? Fucking's good.
Yeah, no, but what I'm saying is- It's the women ownership part, I guess.

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Yeah, yeah. And it's the baby bacon focus. If it was just like,
and the girls wanted to have a bit of scissor in action because they thought it was fun, good story.
Well, yeah, maybe not a good story, but it's not sexual enslavement.
Who was having a good time? if some of the boys want to fucking go and get to
know each other too. That'd be cool, as long as they're having a good time.

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So, give my mate to my husband. So, she called his name Isachar? I don't know.
There's no way they're re-referencing like half of these boys. No, no.
These cunts, yeah, remember these motherfuckers' names. But also,
I don't know whether this is worth it or not, but remember, Ruben provided the
sex aid to provide Isachar.

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So let's just remember that little dynamic dynamic then leah conceived again
and bore jacob a sixth son and leah said god has endowed me with a good endowment.
Now my husband will dwell with me because i have bought him six sons remember
she's the ugly one so she's like i've just given you six fucking little swinging

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dicks she wants that That's seventh, surely.
Oh, the sevenfold. Yeah. We need seven.
So she called his name Zebulon. That sounds powerful. Well, that's a... Yeah.
Man, he better be shooting lasers out of his eyes. Yeah, he sounds like a galactic being.
Yeah, he's the one that's promising planets.

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He's on a twisted part of the road. What the fuck? Bevan's doing some weird
fucking pose with his hands. I don't know what the fuck it was.
I don't know if you remember, dude, where's my car? is it Zetar?
Yeah Zetar yeah so that's the way,
Zebulon so out of all the boys names I think that's the one that's just made his own voice,

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I'm Zebulon right so that's yeah so that's I'm Zebulon afterwards she bought
a daughter bought a daughter so she'll be I was gonna say bought a daughter
that's not we're not going in a good direction no no she bought a daughter and called her name Dinah.
I'm assuming she won't play much part, but we'll soon find out.

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Then God remembered Rachel and God listened to her and opened her womb.
What the fuck is this story?
She did enough providing of other women for him to make babies.
You've ticked enough boxes, you get to have one too, I guess. I suppose.
Yeah. You get paid because they get paid in fucking babies.

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That's a payment for tolerating all the bitches he gets.
So, God's into meat sacrifices and watching slaves have babies.
That's just too sick. Second, women have babies, I think, is genuinely a thing.
There's something going on there.
No, you're punished by being barren, but if you can make enough slaves have
babies, I'll fix it for you.
Yes. When the main woman submits enough, God's like, you've earned a baby.

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Here you go. No, you can have that child now.
And my money's on this one being the only important child.
My money's on this one being the only important child. All the rest will be
dismissed, and then that one will become the new Jacob.
Because this is the one he wants again. Last time they had the other ones,
and it was like, whatever. But then he got the one he wanted.

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Prediction. Reuben. Reuben's going to do a scam and take the spot.
But he's the first. So he, by default, will be the favorite.
Yeah. No, because Agar's kid was born first, the wild man.
But he was a bastard child. He wasn't a... The one who was rude?
No, no, married to both of them. Oh, he was married.

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The marriage, oh, and it was the first wife too.
It's also very confusing, isn't it? Yeah.
I like that they call them wives too. Like they said, whatever Lee is,
no, whatever Rachel's slave was,
maiden, they're like and you can have her for a wife oh did they it said wife
yeah which I found odd they just call them wives whenever it's an allowed sex yeah,

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Well, the concubines weren't wives. Did you say when they have loud sex? A loud. Oh, a loud. Okay.
So, we are dumb atheist agnostics.
We are not understanding this at all. Hey, look, what's the good and what's the bad?
And this is deliberately confusing, I think. Anyway. I don't think,
but like, obviously, sometimes when we're talking about God having a wank in

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a bush about meat, we're taking the piss.
Yes. But I don't think we're misunderstanding.
I don't think we're misunderstanding how fucked
this scenario is that they're just doing some weird
wife swapping to the man and god's
doing weird baron shit we're not making that up like we're

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talking a lot of shit and there's definitely
times where you misinterpret or mix things up but that's
pretty blunt like how all those babies
were just made was most of the words of
the last chapter and and i am legit to
the best of my reading ability reading this fucking word
for word and of course like there's some slight you know i'm sure there's some

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interpretation type stuff but this is the i'm not dicking around this is the
bible so i'm reading a word for fucking work yeah fucking weird and why is it
in there yeah oh like fucking hell it's so stupid all right You're getting randy, Captain.
Yeah, I am. All right. Relax. In a cool way, though.

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All right. So God listened and opened up her womb.
And she conceived and bore a son and said, God has taken away my reproach.
I don't know what taking away your reproach means. It means you're not barren anymore.
So she called his name Joseph.
No. The most important one. And, well, yeah, I'm wondering whether,

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yeah, I'm wondering. It can't be that, Joseph, though.
No, I don't think it's Jesus' dad. No.
And said, the Lord shall add to me another son. So she's just claiming this. And it came to pass.
How often do they say this will happen? And it does. Yeah. She's done all the sex slavery part.

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Now she gets rewarded with everything she wants. That's the part of the story we're at.
Yeah, that's the moral of the story. sex slavery so
they're all being really old and they're digging a cave for each
other and then we'll start again it'll be a fucking great
story we'll tell a similar story again yeah and it came to pass when rachel
had born joseph that jacob said to laban send me away so that i may go to my

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own place and to my country give me my wives and my children so he's still hanging with Laban.
And Laban, he's such a bitch, Jacob.
Is he? I mean, he's just sitting there banging every woman in this whole...
I guess so, but as soon as mummy was gone, he's like, I need to go and hang with my uncle.

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And my uncle's my boss now. Anyway.
Yeah, maybe he's just living it up in his tent and just banging bitches all day.
Does he do anything of value other than produce men with his seat?
Like, Laban's got a farm going on. Yeah, Laban's farming. Laban's running a business.
What the fuck is Jacob doing other than just gathering women?

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Fucking hell. And that's a lot of children, and I don't think he's doing any
of the child rearing. I don't think he's talking to those kids.
He probably can't tell which one's fucking which.
What the fuck does he do all day? Fucking I hate. Jacob's the shitest one. Come here, boy.
Sit on my knee. He's not even on an adventure across the lands.

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Put your hand under my thigh.
Let me make a promise with you. Have you found any more mandrakes lately?
I can't get it up anymore. But I want more stars. Or it's just the,
didn't you say that the Mandrake is also like a hallucinogenic or something? Yeah.
So maybe he's just fiended. He's just become a drug dealer.

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I think I have a hard penis.
Give me my wives and my children for whom I have served you and let me go.
For you know my service, which I have done for you. And Laban said to him, please stay.
If i have found favor in your

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eyes for i have learned by experience that the lord has blessed me for your
sake and he said name me your wages and i will give it so jacob said to him
you know how i have served you and how your livestock has been with me,
Wait, been with him? Ooh.

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So, this is another scam where he's like, He's taking over the farm!
Everything will be good because God's going to bless me, right?
And then he got a few fruitful harvests, so he's like, shit,
you're right, I'll give you everything. You're both playing a scam.
I'll never let you do this, Kevin. But surely this evil empire of a family owns

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things of way more value than a farm.
Well, we're going to find out. That's the other thing. Why isn't he in a fucking
castle at this point? He's got like 10...
You're a Victorian now, aren't you? You just said castle. What did you say?
Castle? Yeah, fucking castle, cunt.
No, it's a castle. Do you say castle?
Kabevan? I say castle. You say castle? Get fucked.

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You're the one wrong. I think castle. No, castle is from south.
Castle's where it's at. We're going to let our meat sacrifice decide on this one.
All right. I'll sacrifice you. I can question my castle pronunciation.
You're just a Jacob saying castle.

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Then he said, name me your wages and I'll give it. So Jacob said to him,
you know I have served you well and love so I could be with me, right?
For what you had before I came was little and it has increased to a great amount.
The Lord has blessed you since my coming.
And now when shall I also provide for my own house? So I've been a slave and you're doing well.

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By the way, Jacob's just sitting in his tent banging. it
so it's all laban hey i feel like it's that silver
tongue advisor that's like in the
ego and everything's going good because of me because of me but
isn't he like the heir of all
the fucking land yeah well apparently
isn't he like why the fuck's he he got

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blessed yeah well like what the fuck is going on
he's at the he got blessed by god but he's
at the whim of laban yeah yeah
that's something and like it this might be
his first time where he hasn't managed to outdo his
father where he's gone and done an elaborate
scam to take over something he fucked up he's been he's been working i'll maybe

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banging but he's been working oh maybe yeah maybe he i was about to say he's
been working for seven or 21 years or 14 years or whatever it has been groups
of seven but but yeah maybe he's all right he's just been living it up in a tent.
Banging all of Laban's fucking bitches.
But Laban gets, Laban now has like 12 young boys coming up to like work on his farm.

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And now Jacob wants to take them away to set his fucking farm up.
So, all right. Oh, is he trying to set up his separate land?
I guess so. Well, he's trying to take them away, yeah.
So he said, what shall I give you? And Jacob said, you shall not give me anything. thing.
If you will do this thing for me, I will again feed and keep your flocks.

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Scam? I don't know. He's just... Shit. So he's a shepherd or whatever. He's a...
What were the cane and able? The meat? But if he goes, how does he feed the fucking flock?
So I don't get... Anyway, let me pass through all your flock today,
removing from there all the speckled and spotted sheep and all the brown ones

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among the lambs and the spotted and speckled among the goats and these shall be my wages.
Pages he's hitting some speckles on all of them taking all of the animals good ones so,
the way he's gonna pay him is by picking the shittest out of his whole herds
on his way to where he wants to go and getting them for free yeah he's like

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don't worry i'll get the shit ones out of your herd and i'll just take them
off your head that's what he's claiming yeah yeah,
What a fucking move.
Oh, and you know what? He can just leave all the women and children behind.
No, he's taken them all. He needs workers. He's taken them.
But how old are the kids? Is he stuck? Because the women could be popping out at the same time, right?

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So he could have like 13, three-year-old children.
He wants the kids because they're his future heirs and slaves and whatever.
No, the helpers will make them good, and then they'll go out and spread his seed or whatever. Yeah.
So he's still a cheater. He doesn't need to raise them. No, he wants the kids.
He wants the kids. We'll listen and we'll find out.
And these should be my wages. So my righteousness will answer for me in time

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to come when the subject of my wages comes before you.
Everyone that is not speckled and spotted among the goats and brown among the
lambs will be considered stolen if it is with me.
So he's just getting all the shit ones, like you said, Kebevan.
Why are they shit? Sorry, is there something about animals I don't know that

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makes them the shit ones? Yeah, I don't think they're shit necessarily.
Just speckled. Bevan's just made up something about the ones being shit.
Well, no, he said he's going to get the speckled ones and get them out of the herd.
So maybe they're considered troublesome.
They need to be pure. They need to be pure. Oh.
So he's doing him a favor by getting the low breed animals out of there.

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And he reckoned he's going to make them pure.
Pure again oh you're gonna scissor them is that where you're going with that and he and laban said.
Oh that it were according to your word i don't know what that means so he removed
that day the male goats that were speckled and spotted all the female goats

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that were speckled and spotted every one that had some white in it and all the
brown ones among the lambs and gave them to the hand of his sons.
Then he put three days journey between himself and Jacob. Isn't he Jacob?
Are we talking about Reuben again? Or is this Laban? Is this Laban going to

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get the wages to give Jacob maybe?
Very confused by that line because I thought that was all Jacob doing that. Anyway.
So he's rounding up all the shit ones for Jacob. I don't know. Maybe.
He put three days journey between himself and Jacob and Jacob fed the rest of Laban's stocks.
Did he get the speckled ones for Laban?

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I think Laban's collecting them while he works. Because he said,
I will work the herd and you will pay me with them.
All right. So I think that's what's happening. I think.
All right. Your guess is as good as mine. Probably better.
Now, Jacob took for himself rods of green poplar and the almond and chestnut

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trees, peeled white strips in them, and exposed the white which was in the rods.
I have no fucking idea why he did any of that.
And the rods which he had peeled, he set before the flocks in the gutters in
the watering troughs where the
flocks came to drink so that they should conceive when they came to drink.

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So it's like mandrake for fucking goats and shit. Yeah.
So the flocks conceived before the rods and the flocks brought forth streaked, speckled and spotted.
Is this like a godly scam?
He's getting more speckled ones to take with him. Then Jacob separated the lambs

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and made the flocks face toward the street and all the brown in the flock of Laban.
But he put his own flocks by themselves and did not put them with Laban's flock.
I don't fully understand what's going on here, but he's definitely doing the
dirty on Laban right now, hey?
Feels like it, but I don't know. I just, it's just...

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They talk in circles and I get lost. Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm reading it. Just don't talk about the rods. Just say they fucking separated
the fucking livestock, mate.
Like, fucking hell, why did we need to introduce the rods?
The rods had nothing to do with the fertility or some shit, weren't they?
I wish one of the boys was named Rod.
And it came to pass, whenever the stronger livestock conceived that Jacob placed

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the rods before the eyes of the livestock, and in the gutters that they might
conceive among the rods.
Fucking rods. What the fuck? And why are they going on about conceiving when
they're meant to just be separating?
He's making all these livestock for himself.
I think that's what he's somehow making. But it's trying to make him sound righteous while he's doing it.

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Like, he was just standing there while they were being separated.
I'm, yeah. This is fucked up. That's what I'm looking at.
Separated blah blah and it came to pass whenever the
stronger livestock conceived oh no i said that bit already
among the wrongs but when the flocks were feeble he did not put them in so the

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feebler were laban's and the stronger jacob's so he is there's the scam yeah
yeah yeah i should have been all in on it being a scam for the start laban and
this is this is the godly bit he's the well Well,
he scammed his dad and his brother, and now he's scamming his fucking uncle.
Thus, the man- An uncle whose children he's married both of.

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Yes. He's like, I'm such a good herder. I'm going to make a good deal for you,
and I'll only just take this as my wage. Yeah.
I will take the spec. I will take the ones you don't want. I'll take the bad
ones. And then he secretly made a big old flock for himself.
And he was not doing much work while he was getting laid consistently.
We think that, yes. At least after seven years. He might have put in seven years of work, to be fair.

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Don't we honestly think Jacob was out in the field digging in the dirt?
I reckon he was digging in the bungholes of all the livestock.
With the rods. He was putting rods in the washtrocks. And while they were munching
on the rods in the washtrocks, he was siling up behind them.

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He was giving it a different try. He's going, here I am, boys.
Turns out he's a Kiwi. The goats, isn't it? These are goats. No, he cares.
It's the biblical. No, there was some brown lambs as well, wasn't there?
Oh, was there brown lambs? Okay.
Sure there was. Thus, the man became exceedingly prosperous and had large flocks,

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male, female, and male servants, camels, and donkeys.
End of chapter.
What a cunt. Yeah, Jacob is just one fucking sentence after another just becoming the big...
Like, who thinks... And I know I'm not pulling the voice off properly,

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but Prince Charles, King Charles, he is just a fucking little rich boy.
Fucking super... What's the word? Were you entitled?
He's very entitled. He just gets what he wants. You know? But I feel like he...
Like fucking Abraham did a lot of traveling and stuff.

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This guy seems to have just like walked across the road to the local farm and
was like, oh, my cousins are here. That one's hot. Oh, fuck her.
And to get a farm. Oh, wait, I'm fucking the other one too? Oh, well.
And yeah, because he's entitled, he just gets more than what he deserves.
But he's not very ambitious. It sounded like he was ambitious early on,

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talking about all the wells. He's not very ambitious.
He just stole a whole flock of fucking animals.
He rotted them up. Abraham was giving animals everywhere he fucking went. Yeah, he was scaring.
Abraham killed kings and shit. This motherfucker pulled the lock on.
Took 20 years, but he took them for everything. He took 20 years to get them
far. He's like, you can have the weak shit animals, and I'll take this.

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And instead of having to go to Egypt and dig wells, I'm just banging bitches the whole time.
And sell his sister slash wife.
This time he just got given a heap of women. He got a hot one and just one that would pump our babies.
Yeah, and then he eventually just does the inside job and takes everything.
So we all hate him. I think we agree. But he's a better scammer? Is that our conclusion?

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He's top notch. I think he's a lazier scammer.
But he's very good at doing the scam, but he's not very ambitious as far as like...
He's not trying to take over a country. He's just trying to make himself have
a good time, you know what I mean? And he did just go...
One of you said just across the road so he's going to his uncle fucking abraham

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was at least yeah he was going and scamming kings and other other other mobs
right he's just gone straight down the fucking side gate and going yeah i don't
want i don't want to i don't want to go over there,
i'm just going to get your stuff he got sent back to find a wife which is why
i went back wasn't it yes because this is where they sent everyone to go find
their wives and he's like i'm going to get a wife and everything else.

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And remember, he got sent to find a wife because Esau, our madman fucking red
Scorceman, he was going to fuck him up.
So he's run away from that deal. That's right. They told him to flee.
You reckon Esau was kind of banished for being a bit dangerous towards Jacob?
Negative. Other way, other way. Yeah.

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Jacob was told to leave so Esau wouldn't hunt him.
Oh, so Jacob has got, He didn't just go across the road. I'm being a bit of
a cunt to Jacob, to be honest.
No, he went all the way across from Canaan, where Israel is,
and he went all the way back across through Jordan, well, current Jordan, back to the Euphrates.

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Okay, well, I'm still holding out for Esau to come back with a vengeance.
I hope so. I'm hoping, like, at least maybe he just has an army of fucking virile
men that can come through and sort out some shit.
I hope so. So, all the cool people that we've heard about, they go nowhere in
the mind, but all the cool people...
Seem to go nowhere and all the complete assholes seem to actually do really

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quite well. Asshole men.
But I don't even, but they don't have to work for it too much.
It just kind of happens to them. I agree. They're like, I'm just going to go
kiss my cousin and weep openly.
Yeah. Yeah. And no one's going to find that weird. And then I get new wives
and all of the maids pumping out babies for me.

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And then I'll just say, Hey mate, Meg, give me all the flock and I'll get them.
They don't work. They're not doing anything great or brave or heroic or good.
They're just entitled to it, so they just fucking get it and then they just move on.
They do have the hardship of God making their wife barren at some point,

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but then she becomes un-barren again.
I mean, really, if they're clever, they could just be banging the hot wife,
spilling the seed on the ground and then go on see your baron so
that then give me more yeah give me more other ones because
they've seen fucking dad and granddad and they've seen all
these other cunts go hey fucking baron is no good you know

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so that was the bible so far that was such a disappointment after where we left
off i was so excited and then we just got like a shit retreading of the same
story again it was wasn't it i think the next episode jacob is just sort of
out of the picture for the most part.
He's old, he's dead. I think so, because they're just going to do the old,

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and he died. And then move on.
His wife became barren again, and he was no longer alive.
Yeah, so, but we'll find out. We'll find out next time.
That's been, I won't say fun, but it's been illuminating. We've learned a little
bit more, so that was fun.
We should definitely wrap it up because we've gone very, very long.

(01:33:35):
I reckon you'll have plenty to cut out if you need to. There'll be a bit in
there, but I still think it's going to be quite a long episode.
So apologies to everyone who's had to sit through this big, long episode.
I hope it's been all right. The Bible has let us down a fraction.
This has been The Brothers Grail. Sign off. I'm just curious.
You know how modern movies are regurgitating a lot of stories and you hear the

(01:33:58):
same shit over and over again,
and then you get that one like franchise that goes way too long do you reckon
they've done this they're like retell the same story and they're like people
are loving this shit they're digging it,
and they're just they've gone a little too far yeah I thought you were gonna
say that do you reckon that these stories have carried on in modern pornography

(01:34:19):
oh fuck yeah I hope so it's all just like,
all cuckoldy and all fucking they're all doing some weird weird,
gross i'm in the girl and then she does the scissoring and
shit i'll set that as some homework for you
captain you you find that you find that clip where the seed gets implanted and

(01:34:40):
then the scissoring occurs you find that i'll have to go through my history
but i'll get back to you real soon that's a lovely way to wrap this up i will
say when we were talking about that stuff i visualizing it it felt disgusting Disgusting.
Okay. Now I have to.

(01:35:04):
Because it's coming from a situation of possible abuse, by the way, is a big aspect.
It would be such a cold, pretty repulsive and deliberate.
Yeah. Like, all right, Leah, in your get or whoever it was. I can't. Yeah.
Yeah. That was pretty, pretty fucking repulsive, but that's the Bible.
The Bible makes us think this way, boys, or maybe we already think that way. I don't know.

(01:35:25):
So, yeah, when you find that porn clip, I will not be putting that out to our
meat followers in the same way that I did about our useful chart.
You won't haul it in the meat wagon. I won't haul it in the meat wagon. No, no.
I'll put it in the meat locker and no one will ever hear about it.
So, that's been the Brothers Grail, I think, episode 10, maybe.

(01:35:47):
Thank you, Captain. Cheers.
Oh, fuck me. What do you want me to fucking say? I don't know.
I was going to finish on a joke like don't worry I will not be sharing porn with you,
like it's going to take me like now that I'm 37 it's time to start sharing porn
with my brother that's not a change you don't have to you don't have to worry no,

(01:36:13):
we can each find our own porn I think we're capable I reckon I don't think we
need to bond over the pornography we enjoy either this isn't for enjoyment we're
doing this for research mate research porn.
I'm glad this is even for research it's something I will,

(01:36:36):
I'm so glad that this is going to be in the last one and a half to three minutes
of this thing and that I hope no one gets this far in the episode I hope people
tune out so thank you Captain,
I'm not going to talk to you one more time thank you Kabevan please brothers
growl gone maybe forever bye peace bye.

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