The Brothers Grail – Episode 9 – Chapters 25, 26 & 27

Hey there! We're back with another exciting episode of The Brothers Grail, and this one is a doozy. Join us as we dive into the story of Jacob and Esau, twin brothers with a rivalry that could put any soap opera to shame. This episode is packed with drama, deception, and divine blessings—perfect for a cozy listen!

We'll revisit the hilarious scam where Jacob tricks his father, Isaac, into giving him Esau's blessing. Plus, we've got some new characters entering the scene, including the ever-so-hairy Esau, who might just remind you of a certain mythical creature.

So grab your favorite snack, get comfy, and let's unravel this biblical tale together. Trust us, you don't want to miss this one!

Episode Transcript

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The Brothers Grail acknowledges the Bindal and Wulgurukaba people of North Queensland
and the Wurundjeri people of Melbourne, the traditional owners of the land we record on today.
We pay our respects to Elders past, present and future.
We also recognise that Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders have been custodians
of the land, rivers and seas for at least 65,000 years and were the first storytellers.

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Music.
Brothers Grail.
Hello, hello, hello. We're back again. Quindog here.
This is the Brothers Grail. I think we're punching out episode number nine, correct, Kebevan?

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You're giving me the nine finger bangs.
We're here once again with the captain and the preacher. How are you going there, Captain Preacher?
Very good. Very preachy. Don't say that yet.
You've got to get in the mood yet. We've got to find some controversial shit
in the Bible before you start ranting. And we've got the great Kebevan here.

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How are you going, Kebevan? So good. Fantastic.
I've got to, like, I think TV show audiences have that pump-up do,
that pumps everyone up before the show.
I think we need to have a bit of a pump-up session before the show,
before each reading. Because it's like you don't like hearing about the Bible.

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Love it. I look forward to this all week long and then I get here and then get to hear myself talk.
I reckon you need, Quinn God, I reckon you need to do a bit of practice on the
energy that those youth pastors or whatever do when they're doing the live stage
performances and they're getting the people going.

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You need to get a bit more of that going. Do you mean those preacher dudes like,
I'm feeling it, my brothers, yeah. That type of dude?
Yeah, but like the youthful ones that are trying to appeal to young people.
You're not a young person. Would you respond to that?
Yes. Okay. I like to think I'm young at heart.

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You're a fucking idiot, you are. All right. So at least this time around,
our most recent recording was what?
Last week, week before? So it should be a little fresh in our minds what we
went through last week, last episode.
We covered chapters 23 and 24.
In those chapters, Sarah died, sort of without too many bells and whistles. It was just Sarah died.

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Abraham bought some land to bury Sarah, which I think we pointed out was probably,
even though God had promised him land plenty of times, this is the first actual
land that I think he owned and he had to buy it.
Did he buy it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because remember, he was like,
I want this land and I'm going to pay you.

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And they went, oh, you don't have to pay us. You're a prince or you're a king of kings.
And he's like, nope, I want to pay you. And there was that weird back and forth
boring thing. And then he, 400 shekels or something? Ah, right.
Yeah. So he bought it. Way more detailed than most things that are in the book.
It was an entire chapter to it. Yeah.
A short one, but an entire one. Then Abraham called over his best servant,

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the henchman, and sent the henchman off to acquire a wife for Isaac, little baby Isaac.
And so he did that. He went all the way back.
He found a wife for Isaac, and it turned out it was Abraham's niece,
Rebecca, or maybe great niece, Rebecca.
And she was good at watering camels and shit.

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And then without any bullshit, she just went, I'm ready to go back.
She didn't say goodbye to any of her family. They took some nurses or whatever
it was, and they went back to Canaan, met Isaac, and then Isaac knew her in
his mum's tent because he's a big mummy's boy, if you recall.
And it confirmed it was because he was sad about not having mum around that he was in the tent.

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It wasn't just our theory. And we're going to find out, I believe this chat, exactly how old he was.
So we thought 16. Yeah. Where are we going? Well, I reckon it's like 60,
which is like 16 in God year. Okay.
You're putting complications to it, but we will. We're going to find out how old he was.

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And so that's sort of a real quick summarization of where we're at.
This episode, I desperately want to get through three chapters.
The first one, I'm just going to get through somewhat quickly,
still jump in and ask questions or whatever, but there's a bit of a genealogy thing going on there.
And so we should be able to skip through some of that.

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We've got Abraham, we've got Isaac and Rebecca now are main characters.
We meet two little boys named Esau and Jacob.
There's some more genealogy shit. There's big old family tension going on.
And my last two dot points here are redundant because I just forgot to delete them from last time.
So that's where we're at. We happy, boys?

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Yes. Yep. You just don't? Okay, fuck it out.
What answer were you looking for When you asked for that Yeah mate Yeah I don't
know We're in to go He works Macho Man Randy Savage Oh yeah,
I don't get that reference But I'm happy You should He's a wrestler from your
era I vaguely know Macho Man Do you like how I said Your era Yeah yeah The Ultimate

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Warrior And Hulk Hogan And yeah Alright,
Alright let's go Randy Savage So alright We're going to rip into to chapter 25.
Chapter 25.
Abraham again took a wife and her name was Keturah. So he's old.

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So I think Sarah died at 127 and I think Abraham was older. So he's old, right?
So Abraham took another wife and her name was Keturah and she Shebaim,
Zimran, Jokshan, Medan, Midian, Ishbak, and Shua. Then there's a few more begot stuff.
Jokshan, there's a Sheba, there's a Dedan. The sons of Dedan were Ashurim, which was...

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Exciting to me. Ask Hugh Rimm, Luamim, some more Midian, Esphah, Hanok, a bit of.
But it makes an important point here because it's talking about all this genealogy
that it says, and Abram gave all that he had to Isaac.
Because obviously the firstborn son. Firstborn is important. Very important.
Only the one that's important. It did say, because Abraham's super kind, it says, It says,

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but Abraham gave gifts to the sons of the concubines, which Abraham had,
and while he was still living, he sent them eastward away from Isaac,
his son, to the country of the east.
So, I guess he's just super protective little witty Isaac because he's missed
his mummy and he doesn't want any competition from his brothers and sisters and, you know.

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I'm all right. Did he just say he had concubines? Yeah, yeah.
Yes, it did. Yeah, brushed over that, didn't it? Very quickly.
So he's allowed to go outside his marriage.
Like, are they his personal concubines? That's the way I take it.
That's pretty fucked up. Yeah. Just brush straight over that,
hey. And I guess it's just sex slaves.
Is that what concubines are, basically? Hagar was the same. Yeah.

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Yeah, she was the original. She was the OG.
I wonder if Sarah hated the rest of them as much as she did Hagar.
Well, maybe when Sarah died, he was like, concubine me up, boys.
Sarah was never on board with this so henchmen while
the henchman was away finding Rebecca he just had some other henchmen just lining

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him up with some concubines the only other thing I can think of is were they
communal concubines not just
purely for him yeah but he owns all of it you know what I mean so like,
If he's got his followers or whatever, the dudes just get some communal concubines.
After the goat herd has come in from a long day. It would be a good way to bring

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more strong men on board if you've got concubines.
Hey, mate, you want to be? Morale? Yeah, you want to be?
I'd like to say that Isaac's going to be at least 27.
Oh, okay. You're claiming 27? Because I'm pretty sure they had their baby when they were 100.
It was somewhere around there, yeah. I thought it was 100, and then it's now

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127, you think. Oh, so you're using a bit of logic. Good.
And I'm sure there is some logic back there, but sometimes there's not.
So, yeah, cool. All right, you're betting 27.
And for a mummy's boy to be doing – finding his first lady to go in tent for
mum, 30 is a weird age. He's just been weaned.
He's 25, and he just got weaned off mummy's boobies.

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So maybe Luke's right. Okay. They're going super long. God teenage years is
probably about 30. If you live into 200.
All right. We'll lock that in. 27 is what you reckon.
Sent them eastward away from Isaac, his son, to the country of the east.
This is the sum of the years of Abraham's life, which he lived 175 years.

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Then Abraham breathed his last and died in a good old age, an old man and full
of years, and was gathered to his people.
So that was a bit of a low-key ending to Abraham too.
Yeah, his story's pretty shit.
Like for someone that's meant to be pretty cool in this story,

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no, that wasn't good. He had a bit more going on than Noah though.
Oh, yeah. Noah was in like one chapter. Yeah. And Abraham did some travel.
That's our schmoodles again, everybody.
Thank you, Kabevan. Yep.
So so yeah abraham's gone ski
gathered to his people and his sons isaac and ishmael the

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wild man i don't know i'm being broad
with my hands right now i don't know what's going on here i'm getting all melodramatic
and and artistic oh my my impressions are getting to me just for me though yeah
just for just for kebab you can't see me doing it oh yeah all i can see is your
arm because you've moved out of frame and you're dead.

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And his sons, Isaac and Ishmael, buried him in the cave of Machpelah,
which was before Mamre, in the field of Ephron, the son of Zohar, and the Hittite.
So that's the cave. So him and Sarah are buried together.
And then it just tells you here, the field which Abraham purchased from the
sons of Heth, there Abraham was buried, and Sarah his wife.
And it came to pass after the death of Abraham that God blessed his son Isaac,

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and Isaac dwelt at Beer-laharoi.
I read somewhere that a beer, like the word beer in whatever Latin or whatever
this is, refers to a well, I think. I think I'm right in saying that. So near some well.
Now, this is genealogy of Ishmael, Abraham's son, the wild man,
whom Ahigah, the Egyptian, Sarah's maid servant, brought to Abraham.

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And these are the names of the sons.
There's a Keter and an Adbil and a Mibsam and a Mishma, a few other.
There's a specific number here. Here, and it says, these were the sons of Ishmael,
and these were their names by their towns and by their settlements.
Twelve princes, according to their nations, these were the years of the life of Ishmael, 137 years.

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And he breathed his last and died and was gathered to his people.
Firstly, he's a prince.
He was a slave's, like, bastard. I guess he's Abraham's seed still.
Does he just call everyone a fucking prince? Abraham's people. Yeah.
Also, not much of a wild man. That's not a very wild story. He wasn't doing

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much wildness. I didn't think that.
No. Or was it just because he was living in the wild?
I don't know. But he sounded pretty settled by the end there.
Like he sounded like he just lived a pretty plain life. Yeah,
just had his boys and girl, or he probably had more than the 12.
Must have had maybe 12 boys and heaps of girls that never count, never seem to count.

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It says here in brackets for some reason, they dwelt from Hivla as far as Shur,
which is east of Egypt as you go toward Assyria. He died in the presence of all his brethren.
This is the genealogy of Isaac, Abraham's son.
Are you ready for the reveal? No more genealogy. No, no, no.
The reveal? It's about to give his age. Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Isaac was 40 years old when he took Rebecca as a wife. Whoa.
Does that make my 60 the closest, by the way? Yeah, I guess so.
In Bible years, you were saying that? Yeah, well, same.
It's not like they're not using Bible years. They're using Bible years.
I don't know if he's been knowing women this whole time or whether he's just
been saving himself because, you know, I don't know.

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Funky bones. Yeah, he's a monk. Yeah, well, he's a monk.
Oh, cababit.
He's just doing a bit of wanking in the mum tent.
He's got the basement. the base, underneath the tent. He's just like, incel stuff.

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40 years old when he took Rebecca, his wife, daughter of Bethuel,
sister of Laban the Syrian.
Now, Isaac pleaded with the Lord for his wife because she was barren.
Are we getting a... Did you hear that? Repeating. Yeah. We're getting a similar vibe here, aren't we?
Isaac pleaded with the Lord for his wife because she was barren,
and the Lord granted his plea, and Rebecca, his wife, conceived. So it wasn't...

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He fucked her three times or something and she's like, he's not pregnant.
Stop working, God. Fucking hell.
Why don't more people these days plead to God, fix their barren?
Maybe they do. Maybe they.
They're not directly related to or are in fact Abraham. Oh, so they're not allowed
to. Purposefully selected.

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So the wife conceived, Rebecca conceived, but the children struggled together
within her And she said, if all is well, why am I like this?
So she went to inquire of the Lord. And the Lord said to her,
two nations are in your womb.
Two peoples shall be separated from your body.

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One people shall be stronger than the other, and the older shall serve the younger.
Solid snake and liquid snake. Oh, mate.
Does that mean they're clones? Well, we're about to get some descriptions of
them, and no. I'm not going to climb.

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Is one of them a mutant standing in the video? He may very well be a fucking mutant.
So, when her days were fulfilled for her to give birth, indeed,
there were twins in her womb.
And the first came out red. Red.
He was like a hairy garment all over.

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So they called his name Esau. So that's one of our new characters that we're meeting. Esau?
Esau? We happy with Esau? E-S-A-U. Damn it.
Afterward, his brother came out and his hand took hold of Esau's heel.
So his name was called Jacob.
You grab heels? Jacob's name. Jacob the heel grabber. What do you call it if

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you're grabbing thighs?
Promise maker. Promise maker. Just a promise maker.
First came out red. Afterward, his thing healed.
So his name is called Jacob. Isaac was 60 years old when she bore them.
So they've been banging for 20 years, I guess. So maybe that's where the barren,
they've been banging for 20 and nothing's happened.

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Well, he's wasted all of his seed on the concubines.
Yes, or on the ground in the tent, as you're fucking talking about.
Yeah, he's spilling all that seed, going, Mummy, I miss you, all over her fucking...
I called the mutant thing, right? Yes, yes. Yeah, I agree. No one got the age
right, but you called the mutant thing.
I weirdly just pictured Phil from the Hercules cartoon movie.

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The little goat man? No, I don't know. Oh, come on. I don't know anything you boys ever talk about.
So the boys grew, and S.L. was a skillful hunter, a man of the field.
But Jacob was a mild man, dwelling in tents.
And Isaac loved SL because he ate of his game. But Rebecca loved Jacob.

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I don't have favorites. He's picking straight up favorites. I know which one's
going to take over mum's tent when they die.
And Isaac loved Esau because he ate of his game, but Rebecca loved Jacob.
Now, Jacob cooked a stew and Esau came in from the field and he was weary.

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And Esau said to Jacob, please feed me with that same red stew.
He's red and angry? I don't know. Am I being inappropriate? I took him as a Scotsman. My stew.
And Esau, oh, shit. Please feed me the same red stew, for I am weary.
Therefore, his name was called Edom. So that makes no fucking sense to me at all.

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Because it never mentions Edom again. So I don't get that. Maybe it's his nickname.
That's how I eat him. I don't know. Am I correct in saying redheads are technically a mutation?
I don't know. I'm sure I've heard that before. I don't know.
Put it out there further to my mutant theory. We'll put it out there as maybe
one more inappropriate thing that you've said to a large group of people, yeah?

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That, and also I want some feedback from the flock on the podcast fan page.
Oh, you want to hear whether that's a mutation or not? Can someone find out
if it's a mutation? I'm not sure how many redheaded fans we have yet. I don't know.
Hopefully one. Well, you don't need to be redheaded. None, gone. They're gone.

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So, that's how I said to Jacob, blah, blah, blah. But Jacob said,
sell me your birthright as of this day.
I'm trying for King Charles, but anyway. No, I didn't. No. But that's what I'm
going for because he's a bit of a posh.
Anyway. He's the opposite of Ishmael. He's a mild man.

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That's good. I like that. Sell me your birthright as of this day.
Because Esau was first, right?
Jacob is the. the, so he wants the all good shit.
So that's why he's this posh fucking wanky. He's the mild man and he's posh.
And he's a mummy's boy too. But I'd say one was stronger.
And the stronger one's clearly the mutant.

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Yeah, he's, well, he's out hunting stuff and doing cool stuff.
But Jacob's just like, no, I want the birthright, dude.
Birthright to me. Then Jacob said, swear to me as of this day.
So he swore to him and sold his birthright to Jacob. So, Esau's just like,
yeah, whatever, mate. You can have it. I don't care.
For stew. For stew. Yeah, for some stew. Yep. Fucking hell. It's easily bought, yeah.

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And Jacob gave Esau bread and stew of lentils.
Then he ate and drank a rose and went on his way.
Thus, Esau despised his birthright.
So, I don't know. There's one plus one equals six among all that somehow.
So, that's the chapter done. So we've met – well, we've got to know Rebecca a little bit now.

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That's a bit of a – like it's telling you a little bit about Rebecca.
We've met Jacob and Esau. Esau's a cool, red, angry squawksman. Yeah.
And so we're going to push on because we're going to try to get through three
chapters. We're up to...
Oh, get on with it, Jacob. Chapter fucking 26.

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There was a famine in the land besides the first famine that was in the days of Abraham.
And Isaac went to Abimelech, king of the Philistines in Gerar. We remember Abimelech?
Yeah, the handshake deal over a while. Yeah, that too. because there was a bit
of, I think he got scammed. I think he was the one that got scammed, right?

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Then the Lord appeared to him and said, Do not go down to Egypt.
Live in the land of which I shall tell you.
Dwell, and I think God's talking to Isaac.
Dwell in this land and I will be with you and bless you.
For to you and your descendants, I give all of these lands and I will perform
the oath which I swore to Abraham, your father. So, he's just promising the

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same shit because he never really fulfilled it with Abraham, I don't think, myself.
What were some of the deals that he said that Abraham would have before he died?
Was that the whole children in the stars bullshit? Or was that the land?
Descendants equal to the stars? Yes. There was something that was in his life

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somewhere. in somewhere.
Yeah, I vaguely remember us talking and saying, oh geez, he better live to 400
years old because something cool was going to happen. So we'll have to look
that up. I can't remember.
So ponder that. If that pops back in your head. So I think it was the land.
Because the children, whatever, your seed just spreads forever and he had his
concubines or whatever. Yeah, so he's punching out birds everywhere.

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Yeah, I think it was something to do with ownership of land.
And it did kind of gloss over like the wild men had a a bunch of land and blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah. So he might have ticked that.
God might have ticked that box for it. God's ticking some boxes. 175 or whatever.
Dwell in your land, your father, and I'll put your descendants,
and I will make your descendants multiply as the stars of heaven,

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and I will give to your descendants all of these lands, and in your seed all
of these nations of the earth shall be blessed.
So it's all the same shit, it sounds to me, because Abraham obeyed my voice
and kept my charge, my commandments, my statutes, and my laws.
Remember Abraham nearly went and cut Isaac.
Yeah, nearly cut him in half. But that was okay because God had pumped him into doing it. Yeah.

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And I guess this is why Isaac now gets all the good shit because Abraham nearly
did it or decided to go ahead with it.
It says, so Isaac dwelt in Gerah and the men of the place asked him about his
wife and he said, she is my sister.
Isaac's talking about Rebecca. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,

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so he's doing, like, is it, maybe Dad passed down the scam to him. I don't know.
She's my sister. This is a family scam.
Because, oh, because he thought, lest the men of this place should kill me for
Rebecca, because she is beautiful to behold.
So that's the exact same fucking story so far as Abraham, except he didn't go

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to Egypt, because God said don't go to Egypt this time.
So anyway. They should just start picking uglier women.
They should, yeah. But it'd make their lives a lot less... They wouldn't have
to lie if they just picked helpers that weren't violently sought after.
Get the hot concubines, make the life, lock the concubines away.

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Now, it came to pass when he had been there a long time that Abimelech,
king of the Philistines, looked through a window and saw, and there was Isaac
showing endearment to Rebekah, his wife. So he's caught him out.
Then Abimelech called Isaac and said, Quite obviously she is your wife,
so how could you say she is my sister?

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Isaac said to him, Because I said, lest I die on account of her.
And Abimelech said, What is this you have done to us? So it's just...
Where did you learn this scare from?
Old friends scare me the same years ago. Almost exactly the same thing.
70 years ago I was scared with the same thing.
Yeah, yeah. I wonder how old Abimelech is.

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What is this you've done to us? And you would have bought, one of the people
might soon have laid with your wife and you would have brought guilt on us.
So Abimelech charged all his people saying, he who touches this man or his wife
shall surely be put to death.
Then Isaac sowed in that land and reaped in the same year a hundredfold and the Lord blessed him.

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So I think, cause it's a famine, I think they're just sort of showing that Isaac's
the main man and he's getting the good, God's on his side.
Blessed him. The man began to prosper and continued prospering until he became
very prosperous, which I thought was a good line.
The man began to prosper and continued prospering until he became very prosperous.

(24:58):
Good writing. It's amazing.
For he had possessions of flocks and possessions of herds and a great number of servants.
So the Philistines envied him. Now, the Philistines had stopped up all of the
wells which his father's servants had dug in the days of Abraham,
his father, and they had filled them with worth.
So, remember, that was a thing that happened last time, too.

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They fought over the wells.
And Abimelech said to Isaac, go away from us. You are much mightier than we.
And Abimelech's got armies and shit. So, I don't know why.
He's got a god, though. I guess he's got a god on his side. Yeah.
A god that just solves famine. What was that, Kebab? I thought Abimelech followed God as well.

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No, but I think they're different. It must be different gods or something.
Well, I think he's on God's side.
He obviously, it's probably the same God that he's worshipping,
but Isaac is the new Abraham.
So it's like you've got to look after him because Abraham's gone around and
it's like Abraham is essentially with God behind him solving famine.

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With magical god power. Yeah, Isaac. But yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who did I say? You said Abraham again. But I mean, it's forgivable because they
do the exact same fucking thing.
They're both whingy people that pull scams about wives and sisters and shit.
Yeah, yeah. And marry their cousins and their nieces and whatever else.
Go away from us, for they had filled them with death.

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And Abimelech said to Isaac, go away from us, for you are much mightier than
we. And Isaac departed from there and pitched his tent in the valley of Gerah and dwelt there.
And Isaac dug again the wells of water, which he had dug in the days of Abraham
his father, for the Philistines had stopped them. It said the same shit again.
He called them by the names which his father had called them.

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So all these wells he's named in the same shit.
Also, Isaac's servants dug in the valley and found a well of running water there.
But the herdsmen of Gerah quarreled with Isaac's herdsmen,
saying, saying the water is ours so he called the name of the well essek it's
weird they do that all the time hey some random weird event happens and they're

(27:10):
like so they named the thing like of course yeah what else would you name it
yeah he grabbed his heel so he named him isaac jacob jacob.
Then they dug another well, and they quarreled over that one also.
So he called its name Sitna.
All right. So is he going around and essentially just redoing all the stuff

(27:32):
that Abraham did that everyone undid?
It sounds that way. Like he's doing it twice as fast as Abraham because he's
not only the same, but better.
He's not only the same, but better. He should be called Isaac Ham. Oh, yeah.
Abraham Ham. He's been doubled Ham.
He's Abraham Hare. What's better than double ham?

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Just go back to ham, I say. Just straight up ham.
Quarled over that, and he moved. So they quarreled over a new one,
and he moved from there and dug another well.
So he's just fucking digging a well, picking a fight. Digging a well, picking a fight.
Quarling. And he's just running, or like he's being sent on his way from a king
or whatever Abimelech is, because he's like too powerful to stare down a king.

(28:20):
Sorry, Isaac is too powerful for a king to stare him down, but all these local
herdsmen are coming out going, get out of here, you fucker. This is our well.
You're not smart enough to do it right away. No. And then Isaac's just moving
on, moving on. Just sling him a few concubines.
Job done. Job done. Are you saying Abraham bequeathed his concubines to Isaac?

(28:46):
I guess he would, wouldn't he? Yeah. Where did they go?
I assume there's a system of
concubine creation, so there's always more coming along. I guess so, yeah.
What else are the women meant to do other than become concubines?
Yeah, they're just going to punch.
And I guess the concubines are also like punching out stars in the sky,

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really. They're punching out descendants.
Dug another well and they did not quarrel over it. So he called its name Rehoboth
because he said, for now the Lord has made room for us.
For now the Lord has made room for us and we shall be fruitful in the land.
And he went up there to Beersheba. And the Lord appeared to him the same night

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and said, I am the God of your father, Abraham.
Do not fear for I am with you. I will I will bless you and multiply your descendants
for my servant Abraham's sake.
So he built an altar there and called on the name of the Lord,
and he pitched his tent there, and there Isaac's servant dug a well.

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So I fucking love digging a well.
Can I say, though, God hadn't talked to him until he's, how old are we now?
So he was 40 when he hooked up with Sarah. Yeah, he's got to be 60.
So God's only just introduced himself now. I guess so, as far as the story says, yeah. Yeah, so.

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Because he's finally. Person at its own. Maybe, or maybe it's just like,
yeah, you're doing the same Abraham, you're doing the same Abraham path.
Yeah. You're my boy. You're now worthy. I will talk to you. Yeah, you're my boy now.
And he pitched his tent there and Isaac's servants dug a well.
Then Abimelech drops back in. Abimelech came to him from Gerar with Ahazath,

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one of his friends, and Pichol, the commander of his army. Pichol was mentioned earlier too.
I don't know if that was part of the big war on us. But anyway,
so this is Abimelech with the commander of his army.
That's a bit of a fuck you if I ever see one.
Well, yeah, they're coming ready to go for it. And Isaac said to them,

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why have you come to me? I forget the, anyway.
Why have you come to me? Since you hate me and have sent me away from you.
But they said, we have certainly seen that the Lord is with you.
So we said, let there be an oath between us, between you and us,
and let us make a covenant with you.
That you will do us no harm since we have not touched you.

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And since we have done nothing to you, but been good and sent you away in peace.
You are now the blessed of the Lord.
I don't know. This is, what the fuck?
They're scared of the witchdoctor, Pallis. Witchdoctor Isaac.
Yeah, I don't know, it's just, I don't know, I don't see the point of any of this.
So he made them a feast and they ate and drank. Then they arose early in the

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morning and swore an oath with one another and Isaac sent them away and they
departed from him in peace.
It came to pass the same day that Isaac's servants came and told him about the
well which they had dug and said to him, we have found water. So he called it Sheba.
Therefore, the city is called Beersheba to this day. And when Esau was 40 years
old, so that's it. That's the end of the well-digging chat.

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Did they say anything more about a fire promise? Was it a fire promise there?
No, just a covenant. It's a covenant.
There's only been one, and they spoke about it like it was going to be a thing.
Yeah. I was really hoping for more.
The fire promise was – we were getting our hopes up for many fire promises.
I'm hoping it's just the once, and that's just the only time it's ever referenced.

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There were giants in the world at this time, and after, there were five promises
around at this time, and never again.
And so, to close this chapter out, it says, when Esau was 40 years old,
he took as wives Judith, the daughter of Beeri the Hittite, and Basemath,

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the daughter of Elon the Hittite.
And they were a grief of the mind to Isaac and Rebecca.
So they're sowing some seeds of discord among the family.
Did the children come out as mutants?
I don't know if it talks about SEL's kids. Is there any relevance to him being

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a mutant? Why is he a mutant?
There's definitely a really cool moment later. Okay, yeah. Yeah,
because I feel like that would be more strange than never doing another thigh promise. No.
Just, like, mention this freak baby that never, nothing ever comes of it other
than him just wanting to, wanting stew more than anything else.

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No, no. Yeah, there's a reason coming up pretty soon as to the very specific description of him.
Yeah, because how did they describe him as, like, a garment?
Yes. He was certainly like a garment. Yes, he was.
Where was it? chapter 25 i don't know it
was it was it was hairy it was red uh it
came out red he was hairy like a

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garment all over so they call his name sr yeah
so i don't like hairy like a dog
or like like a beast garments back in
the day must have been hairy as fuck it's like when you said why didn't god
just make us really fucking hairy so it would hide the penis and then we wouldn't
have maybe Maybe he was the true plan and we're other men. And then he got it right.

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God's attempt at correcting the design was Essex.
All right, well, we'll find out. We're going to find out very soon.
So we're going to move on to...
It was the chapter directly following chapter 26. Therefore,
they named it... Let us have fun.

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Now, it came to pass when Isaac was old and his eyes were so dim that he could not see.
So similar to Isaac's wife is fucking just dumb, pretty much.
He dug plenty of fucking wells, mate.
There was more information about them getting him a wife than there was about
him. And how much he was feeding cubs.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, his wife, the wife acquiring Tripp, and then, yeah, he dug a few wells.
He scammed Abimelech again, and now he's too old and he can't see anymore.
He had that tent. He had his mum's tent. It was an important part of his town.
He tried to start up the old scam, but they were still wise to it,
so he had to move on. Yeah, he had to move on.
They also accepted he was mighty and powerful, so they just gave him what he wanted.

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Oh, yeah. So, sorry, Abimelech did, yeah. Not God.
God said SEL was powerful, wasn't he? who's like a wild man anyway.
Did they say what age he died at? No, he's not dead yet.
He's just blind. Yeah, he's just old and fucked. So he takes a pretty important role in this.
I wanted to maybe have a go at doing him as Biden.

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Do you know how Biden at the moment is losing his mind?
So there's nothing funny about dementia, but I was going to try to go for that.
That well there's definitely nothing nothing
funny about it when they rule the world no no exactly
right exactly right it came to pass his eyes were dim
and he could not see and he called to esau his oldest son and

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said to him what was my oh is that oh it was a
posh man wasn't it no no that's jacob is the posh boy yeah he started off just
being like a sookier version of abraham you haven't had a consistent isaac voice
from this no i was completely fucked just do whatever Do an old man voice now. He's old and blonde.

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My son. And he answered, Here I am.
They like that here I am thing. By the way, you're nailing the Scottish accent.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
Then he said, Behold now, I am old.
I do not know the day of my death. You've joined the sookie Abraham with an
old quiver. I didn't even mean that. That's good.

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It's beautiful. Yeah. I changed that.
I've got to go and get myself an agent, don't I?
Now, therefore, please take your weapons,
your quiver and your bow and go out to the field and hunt game for me and make
me savory food for such as I love and bring it to me that I may eat,

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that my soul may bless you before I die. So that's important.
So this is the God blessing thing, right?
He's going to bless. It's a meat sacrifice specifically for him.
Well, he just wants him to make him lunch. He's making a pie.
Yeah, but he's making it sound very religious.
You know what I mean? He's very powerful. He knows he's going to die,

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and he's got to somehow pass the blessing from God onto his eldest son.
So Esau's the eldest. Through meat. And how bad would you do that?
With a bit of hunted meat.
Before I die. Now, Rebecca was listening when Isaac spoke to Esau, his son.
And Esau went to the field to hunt.
Hunt game and to bring it so rebecca spoke to jacob her son saying indeed so

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like i'm leaning in in a in a whispery voice at the moment rebecca and jacob are gonna do an evil turn.
They're gonna be like no we gotta get rid of mutant boy we're gonna fucking
do some evil shit that's my theory i'm just calling it now all right indeed
i heard your father speak to Esau, your brother, saying,
bring me game and make savoury food for me that I may eat.

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And so she just said the same shit. Just repeats exactly what it said.
Word for fucking word, by the way. It's like when people explain their text
messages and say every emoji.
Rob's going the wrong way. You know how we were talking earlier?
I said, I'm going to be there soon. Smiley face, winky eyes.
God, get fucked. Yeah, sorry, Captain.
I was going to say, you know how earlier we were saying, like,

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after the Noah story, it's like they got a new writer in the comic book.
They've lost the creative writer and we've got a new shit writer that's not very creative.
They're just like that line where it repeated and whatever that other one where
they said that shit sentence.
The henchman did that to me. The henchman, the slave that went and got Rebecca.

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They repeated that story like three times. Three fucking times, yeah.
So I reckon since Isaac leveled up, I reckon that's when the new writer came on.
New writer's a shit. Yeah, just copy-paste, yeah. I said that.
Writer's strike. It's a writer's strike.
I like the old part better than the new part.
Saying, I heard him say to you, brother, bring me savory food,

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bless you in the presence of the Lord, before my death.
So she knows the significance of this blessing thing as well.
Now therefore, I'm going to whisper.
Now therefore, my son, obey my voice according to what I command you.
Go now to the flock and bring me from there two choice kids of the goats,
and I will make savory food for them, for your father such as he loves,

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then you shall take it to your father that he may eat it and that he may bless
you just before his death.
Because he's blind, right? He won't know who feeds him. Right?
So, where am I? Before his death. And Jacob said to Rebekah,
so he's got a little bit of brains in his head.
Jacob says to Rebekah, his mother, look, Esau, my brother, is a hairy man.

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And I am a smooth-skinned man. Perhaps my father will feel me,
and I shall seem to be a deceiver to him,
and I shall bring a curse on myself and not a blessing. Right? It gets weirder.
But his mother said to him, Let your curse be on me, my son.

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Only obey my voice and go get them for me. And he went. So he didn't argue anymore.
He went and got them and brought them to his mother. And his mother made savory
food, such as his father loved.
Then Rebecca took the choice clothes of her elder son, Esau,
which were with her in the house, and put them on Jacob, the younger son. And she put...

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Because he's like a barber. Well, that's the smell, right? Like the smell of him.
And then he goes, and she put the skins of the kids of the goats on his hands
and on the smooth part of his neck to make him hairy.
Yes. Because old mate's hair is.
He's covered in goat skins. This is so much lamer than outright evil.

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Oh, man. Then she gave the savory food and the bread, which she had prepared,
into the hand of her son, Jacob.
So he went to his father and said, My father?
And he said, Here I am. Who are you, my son?
So the writing here is, Who are you, my son?

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Jacob said to his father, I am Esau, your firstborn.
I have done just as you told me. Please arise, sit, eat of my game,
that your soul may bless me.
But Isaac said to his son, How is it that you have found it so quickly,
my son? and he said, because the Lord, your God, brought it to me.

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I enjoyed the fact in that very line that the God man, Isaac,
Abraham and God man and Isaac go in and tell everyone that God's the man and
they can use that as a nice little excuse.
And then to be scanned, he got the same God line.
Like, oh, shit, what am I going to do? Oh, God did it for me.
God was the one that solved the problem for me. I also enjoy it's always your God.

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Yeah, that's what I was thinking. The wording is interesting.
Yeah. But yeah, the reverse PM script.
Then Isaac said to Jacob, please come near that I may feel you,
my son, whether you are really my son, SL, or not. So I don't know. Suspicious.
Why are they even making him suspicious? I don't know. Because maybe Isaac didn't

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fuck the boy from the start.
I don't know. Well, the writer went to all the effort of doing the furry stuff and doing the disguise.
They had to do it. Otherwise, all of that was pointless.
That was all power. But they could do it a lot more subtly.
Is this the first Little Red Riding Hood?
Pretending to be something else? Maybe. Come closer so I can smell you. No, maybe.

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Come near me so that I may feel you, my son, whether you are really my son Esau or not.
So Jacob went near Isaac, his father, and he felt him and said,
the voice is not Jacob's voice, but the hands are the hands of Esau.
The goat skin just fucking tricked him straight away.

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He would have been easily scammed at this point. So it was at this point when
I was reading it that I really got the clear picture of what Esau looked like.
Because he was just red with goat skin.
That's pretty much what it sounds like. Yeah, it's not like a human kind of hair. No.
It's like really fine and plentiful animal hair. Yeah, and a bit ratty.

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Yeah, that's right. It's just nothing like... It's a goat's man.
He's a fucking mutant for sure.
Hairy like Esau's hands. And he did not recognize him because his hands were
hairy like his brother Esau's hands.
So he blessed him. him so that was the level of okay that's
the bevan's just showing me the the the goat kid out

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of what's that hercules yeah right yeah i can see that
yeah that's the dude that trains hercules so he's almost he's not hairy though
but he's almost red so just if he had a slight covering of hair that's him he's
bought him half years ago yeah okay i might have to put that up on the on the
face i can google it myself it's not that i think he's like a pig yeah yeah

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no i I know what you're talking about. Yeah.
I might have to put that on the Facebook page or something. Or maybe I can make
that the image of this episode or something. Really?
Are you really my son? Bring it near me. So my son, and he blessed him.
Then he said, so he's already blessed him.
And then he goes, are you really my son? SL?
Oh, fucking hell. No, it's me, Jacob.

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Now you know how it feels. And he said, I am.
He said, bring it near me, near to me. And I will eat of my son's game.
So that my soul may bless you. So he brought an ear to him and he ate and he
brought him wine and he drank.
Then his father Isaac said to him, come near now and kiss me, my son.

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And he came near and kissed him and he smelled the smell of his clothing and
blessed him and said, surely the smell of my son is like the smell of a field
which the Lord has blessed.
So he's fully sold that this is fucking, this is S.L.
Out um why do you need to eat meat to do
a blessing i just it's just so so it

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was so it sounded delicious to me i would imagine yeah like if well maybe this
is isaac's final scam you know he's like i just really want a good meal and
i want to trick him into giving me this beautiful feast that i'm incapable of
preparing myself although he had a help he could have just got
his helper to do it at any point maybe he knew

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too that rebecca was gonna try skivs he's like
i'm gonna get two meals out of that you might
be super clever but hey yeah you might be super clever yeah uh smell the field
the lord has blessed therefore may god give you oh it must still be in anyone
therefore may god give you of the jew of heaven of the fatness of the earth

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and plenty of grain and wine. I think that's part of the blessing.
Mattness of the earth. That's a weird thing. Yeah, it is. He's still saying
this, so this is still Isaac.
Let people serve you and nations bow down to you.
Be master over your brethren and let your mother's sons bow down to you.

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Cursed be everyone who curses you and blessed be those who bless you.
So that's his whole blessing or whatever.
Pretty covers a lot hey like everyone's got a bit like you're the boss yeah
you're in charge of every motherfucker now what happened as soon as isaac had
finished blessing jacob and jacob has scarcely gone out from the presence of

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isaac his father that esau his brother came in from his hunting.
It's so stupid. Where was Rebecca playing decoy? Yeah.
Quick. I know you've just come back with some game for Isaac,
but there's an emergency at the well over there.
Someone's having a quarrel. Come around the back. We'll cook together. Yeah.

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Yeah, she was just too busy just perving in the window, just crossing all of
her fingers going, oh, Jacob got the blessing, you beauty.
Maybe they're already gone to celebrate somehow in Sarah's tent.
I don't know, that was Isaac We're getting Isaac mixed up now No,
he'd fuck his mum In his grandmother's tent I reckon.

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He's that level of dude He's that Desperate for his mother's love, I reckon,
He just scammed his father out of a blessing Because his mum said so Well,
he scammed his brother out of
everything Using stew Well, I was going to say before I was going to say,
Couldn't they have just waited till the blessing went to Esau and then just

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gone, hey, mate, do you want to give me a blessing straight away and I'll make you another stew?
Remember when he just gave him everything for the stew earlier?
Just why did they have to do this? They really need to treat this. Yeah. Fucking hell.
Esau, he wants a simple life. He doesn't want to be a ruler,
I don't reckon. Because he already gave his birthright away.
So just do it again. Yeah.

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Yeah. All right. So now that happens, soon as I can finish blessing Jacob.
Jacob had scarcely gone out from the presence of Isaac, his father,
that Esau, his brother, came in from his hunting.
He also had made savory food and brought it to his father. Like, that was that. Hang on.
He's made it already. Yeah, apparently. But he must have done it in the paddock.

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Wasn't Isaac, like, three minutes ago being like, how did you get this sorted so quickly?
And, like, it was, like, an impossible thing that it was ready.
Or did the blessing take, like, three hours secretly?
It did, yeah. You know what I mean? It might be quite a dramatic ceremony,
and we just don't go through it. He's already taken an hour to eat.
He's smelt him for a bit. Yeah, a month.

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Come here, my son, so I can smell you.
And rub your hands. Remind me of the fat of the earth. Let me kiss your neck now.
And then they can do a thigh promise.
They didn't guarantee that. Promise me that you will spread the seed as far as the stars in the sky.

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Our seed must spread.
So yes He had also made savoury food And brought it to his father And said to his father Let my father,
Arise and eat of his son's game
So that You'll saw me bless me How did he confuse a Scottish accent From a,

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Yeah you're right Because I'm doing historically accurate You don't sound like
him The acting awards taken away In the Crennberg dog if it would have been
a bit easier for isaac though if it was a bit of a fucking,
and so so you so you may bless me
and his father isaac said to him who are you so he said i am your son your firstborn

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asal and then isaac trembled exceedingly and said who What do you mean?
I just ate this already.
It's like everything's, there's deja vu happening everywhere.
I did the same scams. I dug the same wells.

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And the story repeats that much. He's not sure if it's just repeating.
Well, maybe he thought S.O. was going insane and he'd forgotten the conversation.
He's like, don't you remember me? Maybe the magical ceremony went wrong. and wiped his memory.
And now he's trapped in a mind loop.
But you can see why I was thinking Biden, hey. Yeah.

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The father said to him, who are you? And he said, I don't know, first of all, who?
Where is the one who hunted game and brought it to me?
I ate all of it before you came and I have blessed him.
And indeed, he shall be blessed. So it's done and done. Like there's no takesy-backsies.
Takesy-backsies. Some of this shit at all.

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When Esau heard the words of his father, he cried with an exceedingly great and bitter cry.
And he said to his father, bless me.
Me also. Oh, my father. So he's like, fucking bless me too, dude.
But he said, your brother came with deceit. So now he knows it was his fucking
brother. He's like, can only be your brother. Yeah.

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Came to me with deceit and has taken away your blessing. Like we said,
it's a fucking one-time deal. This fucking blessing.
And Esau said, is he not rightly named Jacob?
For he has supplanted me these two times.
He took away my birthright. And now, look, he has taken away my blessing.

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Fuck, I'm killing this fucking thing. Take birthright. Blessing.
He took it. He's getting a bit emotional.
Yeah, well, wouldn't you be? He gave it away. Your blessing got taken.
Well, he stole the blessing. He definitely stole a blessing.
Yeah, but he's still now, after the incident, trying to change what happened
the first time in his anger.

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He's like, now he's blaming Jacob for the first one, but he offered it up for
straight. That was a fair trade.
And it said, the last line of that, it said, the original, the birthright thing,
it said, thus Esau despised his birthright.
So, yeah, he didn't want it back then by the sounds of it.
But you can pass a birthright on without mystical stuff but the god might so

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they're separate things like one's a family rule and then the other one is like
god's super special soul powers yeah yeah yeah that sounds fair.
Took away my birthright, now look, he has taken away my blessing.
And he said, Have you not reserved a blessing for me?
Then Isaac answered and said to Esau, Indeed, I have made him your master,

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and all his brethren I have given to him as servants.
With grain and wine I have sustained him. What shall I do now for you, my son?
And Esau said to his father, have you only
one blessing my father bless me
me also oh my father and SL I love this fun character he's my favorite so far

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and SL I just I like how he's red and hairy I liked him from the start and SL
lifted up his voice and wept.

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Even hell I don't know Then Isaac, his father, answered and said to him,
Behold, your dwelling shall be of the fatness of the earth and the dew of heaven from above.
Did I read that earlier? Is he trying to do the blessing again?
He's found another blessing. Maybe.
No, he's pulling another scam. He's making him think he gets another blessing.

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I'm just lying to you, son. He's thinking, I'm going to be dead soon.
Eagles never know that my blessing was meaningless. And even if he does find
out, I got away with it. I'm gone, mate.
By your sword, you shall live and you shall serve your brother.
And it shall come to pass when you become restless that you shall break his yoke from your neck.

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So I don't know. I meant to look that up. I think he's just basically saying,
nah, your brother got the blessing and you've got to be his slave.
Wasn't it? It's like you serve your brother. Is breaking his yoke from your
neck like breaking free of his servitude? that you shall break his yoke from your neck. Yeah, maybe.
Like when the time comes, you're just like, fuck you. You just sort of get out.

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Fuck you, Jacob. No, he'll just go spread his feet like a wild man. Huh?
He'll just go build more towns like a wild man.
Yeah, maybe. It's almost like a banishment, but secretly he just gets to go
on a side mission that is less important.
He might, and we'll probably find that out at some point, I suppose.
So, Esau hated Jacob because of the blessing with which his father blessed him.

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And Esau said in his heart, the days of mourning for my father are at hand.
Then I will kill my brother Jacob. Oh, shit.
Oh, mate. Yeah, that's good. That's well worth it.
That's good. Yeah. Yeah, and the words of Essel, her oldest son, were told to Rebecca.

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I'm not sure how that happened because it just said he said this in his heart.
So maybe there was some fucking snitchy angels fucking listening in or some shit. I don't know.
Well, what I was going to say, which way do you reckon they're going to go with
is him killing his brother good or bad?
Like what's going to be like the actual godly path?
You know what I mean? Or will someone just divinely step in and stop it again?

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Yeah. Well, here's what I was going to say.
It seems like underhanded tricks are sort of smiled upon from God.
Everyone who does an underhanded trick, it's just weird.
Well, God probably, by the sounds of it, God's just like he's on board if the
note takes you back to his thing. He's like, oh, sorry, we blessed the wrong dude.
I was thinking earlier. I was thinking earlier. Do you reckon?

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You know how it always glosses over and then they died?
Then Noah just died. And it's not like he died of a long illness or whatever.
It's just mentioned as a dot point. Yeah.
Maybe. But yeah, but maybe, do you reckon every time one of those people die,
they do the same passing on ceremony to their kids?
And it's just not mentioned? Have to. Yeah, surely. Like, so,

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yeah, Noah passed it on to Shem.
Shem then passed it on to... Is that what you mean by that? Yeah,
like, anyone who has a God blessing, I reckon that'd be the thing.
It's like, you pass it down to your kid. And that's why they do it.
Like, I'm getting, like, superhero comic book vibes where he's,
like, using his last of his living power to give away the blessing,

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and that's why you can only do one.
And then that's when they die. And they get their favorite meat. Is that the soul?
You need a meat you need a meat meal yeah does
okay do religious people of
the abrahamic religions do they ever go fuck it dude i wonder what would have
happened if jacob wasn't a deceitful shit cut would sl have been like what would

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have happened you know like if god if sl bodies blessing would we be all fucking
angry red cunts running around right now imagine that that'd be
cool as shit yeah i don't know you know i'd probably like this very yeah he
was definitely we're all pretty fair well i'm i'm pretty fairy you're the jacob of the family,

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you'd need the goatskin he had a smooth skin yeah,
it's such a jacob i'm a heel grabber for sure,
but you have that little tiny bit of red in you too so you got a bit you got a little bit of sl.
So, the words got told to Rebecca.

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So, she sent and called Jacob, her youngest son, and said to him,
"'Surely your brother Esau comforts himself concerning you by intending to kill you.'",
Now, therefore, my son, obey my voice. Arise, flee to my brother Laban. Remember, I'm Laban.
I don't, but that's great. I remember, it sounds familiar, but.

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Yeah, he was the doughy brother when the henchmen went. Yeah, that's Laban.
Wait, where the helper's from? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This was Rebecca.
Yeah, I forgot who she was because her name gets referenced and she's not a.
Yeah, so. So, therefore, my son, obey my voice.
Arise and flee to my brother in Haran and stay with him for a few days until

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your brother's fury turns away, until your brother's anger turns away from you
and he forgets what you've done to him.
Then I will send and bring you from there. Why should I be bereaved also of you both in one day?
I think that means Isaac is breathing his last breath. I think that's what that means. He's done.

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And Rebecca said to Isaac, I am weary of my life because of the daughters of Heth.
If Jacob takes a wife of the daughters of Heth, like these who are the daughters of the land.
Like these who are the daughters of the land. I think she's showing shade at Esau's wives, maybe?
Remember Esau took two wives? It was bath mat or something.

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If Jacob takes a wife of the daughters of Heth, like these who are the daughters
of the land, what good will my life be to me?
End scene. So that's the end of that chapter. So they're both basically trying
to say, Isaac's now got to fuck
off back to where Rebecca came from and Abraham came from and all that.
So they're just trying to get another cousin for our boy Jacob.

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So is Rebecca just looking out for number one? She's like, I won't live very well there.
No, she just loves Jacob. She just thinks he's the coolest thing and she wants
him to have everything because she loves him.
And it's probably because the other one's a freak.
It's a circus freak. She's like, I don't want that thing around. Probably, yeah, yeah.

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He's good to go and hunt food and make some food and whatnot, you know, as and when.
But, yeah, he cannot be the main man of our descendants.
You can't we're gonna have the smooth skin for that yeah this
is this is the first proper actual story
that is a story in the whole bible i reckon where like then all the characters
exist you find like they all have motivations kind of like i would say there's

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it stayed in the one point it hasn't jumped decades in the future halfway through
the interesting bit etc as long as they follow through and we get the death scene,
this will be my favorite part of the Bible by a significant margin.
But it already is. We do stick with this group of people, I believe.

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I haven't read this ages and ages ago, and I know roughly there's a bit of brother-ship
going on and whatever else.
I think these characters do hang around, so we're going to find a resolution of all this.
I don't know what happens to S-Out, but.
Anyway, we're going to find that out next time, probably. Also, I had a real quick look.

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So we were up to 25 today. That was the first chapter that we read.
There's 50 chapters of Genesis.
So we're about halfway through. We're just past halfway of Genesis.
And I agree, Captain. It is getting a little more interesting now, hey?
There's an actual, we know some people, we know where they've moved around on
the chess board or the game board.

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And I'm talking, when I say it hasn't been doing big jumps I mean specifically
from, maybe it isn't very long and it just feels long because I'm so intensely
interested in this story now.
When Jacob gets old, like when it jumps to there, it's almost like the rest
before that was just like a prologue and then now we're at the actual story

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that I'm interested in. Of Jacob, you mean?
Of Jacob and this now? Yeah, it is by far the best thing in the Bible so far.
Well, if they'd have done this with Cain and Abel, imagine that.
Yeah. You'd have a story. Yeah.
And then they'd be like. I'd known
who Cain and Abel were because of like through just pop culture life.

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You hear about it. But I'd never heard of these cunts. And this is a way better story.
Well, I was saying to my helper earlier, I've heard of Japheth.
But I don't know if it's. Oh, that's true. Actually, yeah. Yeah.
I don't know if it's this Jacob that I've heard of.
About maybe there's another jacob i definitely have never heard of
sl yeah i reckon man if if it

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is the same jacob then jacob is going
to win the fight with the beast boy and oh
yeah well he's already been blessed they can't go back on the blessing now he's
yeah and by that blessing anyone who's against you is cursed was there was a
curse yeah which to to devon's point from earlier I think they're going to choose

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the people who did the scam.
Better than the Beast Boy yes the scammer's God's man if he's the one carrying
on the blessing he's not going to be evil,
well Lee I think he's already sorry maybe Jacob's not the evil one Rebecca definitely
was the ringleader of that Jacob just definitely went through with it remember

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when Sarai was It was like, hey,
I really needed to get.
Fucking abraham a child and i couldn't wait anymore so i went and provided him hagar,
god was just like yeah mate i know you did

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that that's all good you can still just make the babies anyway so he doesn't
seem to care if the one that is on his side just does a scam no he's definitely
been pro scam so far yeah like very forgiving of the the chosen ones yeah repeated
approved Improved scams. Yeah.
But I had this other thought before as well when Bevan was talking about this

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theory earlier was maybe the rest of them are just worse and the stories would
be more interesting hearing what they're up to.
You know what I mean? Like if the good guy killed a woman scammed,
yeah, maybe they're scammed.
Scammy. Yeah, they're doing like serious crime, you know?
So if they didn't scam at all, they would just be left behind.

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It's like a rat race thing is what you sort of. Just to scale,
I think. They're just the best ones. They're the best, yeah.
No, they're just the best people, despite still being scammers.
Okay. You know what I mean? They're still pretty shit people.
Fuck it up. Yeah, but look here. I guess that's all I knew. Where are they going to be at this time?
Are they like 40-year-olds fighting over mum?

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Yeah, so I guess we did say that they... Oh, my bad.
We got into a bit more detail of... sorry we
got to into a bit more detail of this story but we still
did just skip to them becoming like his sao
was just a hunter and was pretty great so we must have skipped
over 15 years or whatever we must
yeah well yeah there's a there's a part like i feel like what like around the

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point where they're starting to talk about sao having the the multiple wives
and stuff like i feel like they they did a good spread out of like this is them
as children they told us the beautiful story about how he gave up his...
Future world for some stew that was a pretty cool
story so there was like that part and

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then we had like a tiny leap i feel like because
they were adults and married and doing normal adult
stuff but then we just boosted a little bit to where isaac was fucking bowed
out so like i feel like that was just like it just told a full story as long
as this ending part yeah is it might be we We don't know yet.

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It might be an entirely fucking huge letdown.
It might just be, they might just ignore the rest of that story and forget that
they still have a bit of tension. It is still by far the best,
most entertaining part of the Bible.
And it's got all the things I like, where it's like the dumb mystical shit that
doesn't really get explained or hasn't been referenced up until this point.
And then it also has a furry man that's been betrayed by his brother and now he wants to kill him.

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So and it doesn't have a
good trail yeah and it's not about a barren woman
or something like that like wow there was a barren
woman the mummies yeah very quickly yeah
i reckon i reckon that's a really good spot to just pull it up because we just
got a what an 11 out of 10 endorsement from the captain preacher that this is

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we're getting into some really good bible shit right So I reckon we'll wrap
it up now to be continued with our boy,
fucker and Jacob and SL Kabeva. Before we go.
Look, I feel like SL is kind of how they describe the devil. Red, goatskin. Oh.

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And I was waiting to see if that was foreshadowing if he was a bad man,
but I just wanted to mention that's.
Okay. So you're putting forward that as like maybe there's a little tidbit in
your brain of maybe there's a bit of a future thing about SL.
It is a weird thing to throw out. I don't think there's a hell thing to.
Until maybe even in the Bible at all. I don't know. All right,

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we're not going to just claim that.
You failed on your age guess earlier, but you might be bang on about it.
I was pretty close, 13 years off. You said 40.
That's a fucking long time. What are you talking about? Pretty close. That's a long time.
All right. Luke was 20 years old. Yeah, you did beat me.
Your guess and maths were better than mine, eh? Yeah. All right.

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Thank you, flock of the Brothers Grail. I don't know what to call our listeners.
We'll just run with that. Think of a better word. Lamb. What's for now?
Our lambs. Our meat sacrifice. Our breadwinners.
They're our meat sacrifice. Our meat sacrifice.
All right. God loves nothing more than a good meat sacrifice.

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Does the Brothers Grail love a meat sacrifice?
I'd go for a tray of meat. All right. There it is. Thank you to our collective
meat sacrifice out there.
You've been listening to the Queen Dog, Queen God. The captain, thank you.
You can talk and say bye, motherfucker. Yeah. See you, mate.

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And come in. Thanks, brother. Peace out. Brothers growl. Da-da-da-da-dum. Boink.