The Brothers Grail Podcast - Episode 3 - Chapters 7, 8, 9, 10 & 11

Hey there, friends! Welcome back to another wild episode with the Brothers Grail! We kick things off with some laughs and banter as we dive into the chaotic aftermath of Noah's flood. Did you know Noah got drunk and naked in his tent? Yeah, that happened! 😅

We also untangle the confusing genealogy of Noah's descendants, and meet our new heroes, Abram and Lot. Oh, and there's a barren lady named Sarai who promises to spice things up. 🚀

But the real kicker? God decides that humans are getting along too well, so he scatters them across the Earth and gives them different languages. Classic God move, right? 🌍

So buckle up for a fun and bizarre journey through Genesis chapters 7-11. Trust us, you don't want to miss this one! 🙌

Episode Transcript

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The Brothers Grail acknowledges the Bindal and Wulgurukaba people of North Queensland
and the Wurundjeri people of Melbourne, the traditional owners of the land we record on today.
We pay our respects to elders past, present and emerging.
We also recognise that Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders have been custodians

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of the land, rivers and seas for at least 65,000 years and were the first storytellers.
Brothers Grail, Brothers Grail, Brothers Grail, Brothers Grail.
Music.

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We are the Brothers Grail. Hello again.
We are with Quindog and we're with the Captain. Hello Captain. Yo, yo. How you going?
Feeling pretty good. Living life? Yeah, mate. I'm all over it. Ready to roll.
Very good. And we also have Bevan Kevin. The real and only Kevin.

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Are you going, Kevin? You're leaning into Kevin this week? The grand Kevin?
I have had some... Speaking of that, I have had some overwhelming feedback from
some fans of ours that have gone, Where did Kevin go on episode two?
And they also, by the way, said, where were the quotes?
Where's, and quote. They want me to do the quotes and my voices.

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Because I forgot about that in the second one. No one's complained about the captain yet.
Everyone's very angry. Yeah, yeah. Maybe I need to talk more. Maybe that's the thing.
So, all right. So, last time we had just met Noah, I believe.
And we talked about how God had given him the plans for the ark and the cubits

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and whatnot and gave him the instructions to bring all the animals onto the ark.
Is that like everyone's happy with that? Everyone knows what we're up to?
Yep, all over. And I have, in the meantime, I've had a spreadsheet that we were
just chatting about just a little bit ago.
So I'm trying my best to keep track of all of the people who have existed until now.

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And so, by my count, right now, we're at around about 1,630 years into the existence
of the earth, according to God, right?
Adam and Eve, they had Cain and Abel, they had all their babies,
and then Seth and that. So, we're up to Noah.
So, I think I'm just going to start ripping in. We are up to chapter nine.

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Is everyone on the the edge of their seats.
No, I'm predicting it to be pretty boring. The previous storytelling is my personal
opinion, but I'm sure we'll find a way to make it a bit better.
Is it worth noting you're a little...
Difference in the timeline where there's someone. Well, I can.
Oh, no, no, we will because we haven't flooded the earth just yet.

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Yeah, we haven't flooded the earth just yet. So, all right. So,
the Brothers Grail, Genesis chapter 9.
Music.
Chapter 9.
So, God blessed Noah and his sons and said to them, be fruitful and multiply. Oh, hang on. Oh, shit.

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Chapter 8. Hey, I've skipped a chapter. This is a good start.
Nellian. Oh, I'm up to chapter seven. All right. I'm going to edit all that out.
You promised me better organization, and this is what you deliver.
Well, my marking up of the Bible, the little... Anyway, all right.
We're up to no more, but I digress. Chapter seven.

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We all make mistakes. Ecclesiastes, chapter 7.
Then the Lord said to Noah, Come into the ark and all your household,
because I have seen that you are righteous before me in this generation.
You shall take with you seven each of every clean animal, a male and his female,

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two each of animals that are unclean, a male and his female.
Now, I think clean is farm animals.
Unclean is animals that eat other animals, I think. So, like domesticated and
non-domesticated, basically.
Because they eat blood. I think a clean animal eats grass, and I think an unclean
animal eats meat. Okay. I think.

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Do they herd animals? Do they have dogs? Have they domesticated the dog at this
point? I haven't heard anything about a dog yet.
Except for the first Alpro dog. before ease there was a dog that's the only
one so far so no I don't know.
Also seven each of birds of the air, male and female, to keep the species alive

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on the face of all the earth.
For after seven more days I will cause it to rain on the earth forty days and
forty nights, and I will destroy from the face of the earth all living things that I have made.
And Noah did according to all that the Lord commanded him.

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Noah was six hundred years old when the floodwaters were on the earth.
So Noah, with his sons, his wife, and his son's wives, went into the ark because
of the waters of the flood. We still don't know any of the wives' names.
It says clean animals again.
Two by two, they went into the ship, into the ark, to Noah, male and female,

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as God had commanded Noah.
And it came to pass, after seven days, that the waters of the flood were on the earth.
We're not hearing anything we haven't heard yet, have we? Yeah. We all know Noah.
Well one thing i did see that what were they saying seven
of the seven of each of the clean animals yeah yeah
they do love that seven well and it doesn't quite match up
with male and female either so there must be a an odd

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male or female in there what one you'd have the man do you have more females
because you want to pump out more babies i guess maybe more females yeah maybe
maybe it's just like one male and then just just one dude he can he can pump
out a billion babies is there. That is true. Good point.
One male and six make helpers.

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Isn't seven supposed to be the number of God?
Is it? Five is man, six is devil, seven is God. I did not know that.
We've had a few seven references, the 77, the sevenfold.
In the 600th year of Noah's life, in the second month,
on the 17th day of the month, on that day, all of the fountains of the great
deep were broken up and the windows of heaven were opened And the rain was on

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the earth for 40 days and 40 nights.
The next few, I don't know, stanzas or whatever repeat each other.
I do have one more thing to say. Sorry.
Because this is boring. We need interruption. Yeah. So he said he's going to
flood the earth, kill everything he's created.
Yeah. What about fish? Fish.
Because he can't kill them. No, you're right. They're just happily swimming.

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It's just information they've just
glossed over, I think. That was their opportunity to take over, really.
We lose everything. The other thing is, he keeps on saying the water's coming
up through the ground, through the lasers or whatever, and then they're saying
it's raining for 40 days or 40 nights. So is it just going both ways?
I think so. Yeah, I think that movie. What if we reference the Russell Crowe

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movie again? Or is it that it's shooting up and then it's dispersing and coming
down as rain? I think it's both.
I think it's coming from the bottom end of the top. He's just getting sprayed all over.
Water all up in there. Water everywhere.
The waters prevailed and greatly increased on the earth, and the ark moved about
on the surfaces of the waters.
And the waters prevailed exceedingly on the earth, and all the high hills under

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the whole heaven were covered. The waters prevailed 15 cubits upward,
which, by the way, 15 cubits was about 7 or 8 meters.
I could re-look it up. I think, yeah, it was about half scale or something,
I thought, so it's not high.
Gwindog interjection. The true fact of the matter is that the arc itself was

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30 cubits high, and the floodwaters reached a height of 15 cubits high.
Therefore, the ark itself was twice as tall as the floodwaters, according to this book.
Then it continues to close the chapter out by talking about how everything God
had created so far has now just drowned in the flood.

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And it finishes by saying, the waters prevailed on the earth 150 days.
Quinn dog out ejection.
Only Noah and those who were with him in the ark remained alive and the waters
prevailed on the earth 150 days.
So nearly 200 days of rain and then flood.

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Now, so that was Chapter 9. Pretty fucking boring, really. But we knew that.
We knew all that stuff. Nothing exciting. So I'm just going to keep through
them. We're going to go to Chapter 8.
Chapter 8.
Then God remembered Noah and every living thing and all the animals that were
with him in the ark. Hey, Cacodabel. I think.

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He's like, oh shit, I left the tap on. Damn. Go turn it off.
It sounds that way, hey. He just forgot.
He went to, he was just checking his phone or something. He was just chatting with the other gods.
I've done the same thing with the other. Fuck, I've burned dinner.
God made the wind pass over the world and the waters subsided.
The fountains of the deep and the windows of heaven were also stopped.

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So, yeah, the bottom up and top down all stopped.
And the rain from heaven was restrained.
And the waters receded continually from the earth. Then the ark rested in the
seventh month, the 17th day of the month, on the mountains of Ararat.
I looked that up. and that's they believe what
they're talking about here was somewhere in that in that area it

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was in armenia or something like that some mountains up in armenia and
what made them think that that was the one like that because
that gives you no fucking information to be clear it could be anywhere on earth
at this point obviously he's not the whole story suggested landscapes and size
of mountains yeah there was a boat for 40 fucking days like how long does it

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take to get her like i don't know but how long does it take to boat around.
The world or whatever like if you can remember way back at the start there was some mention of,
where eden was which was like near euphrates you know top of the euphrates and
some other river that went around here and i think they they've tried it like

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that's a roundabout we think this And I think that's roughly where this Ararat
Mountain might be. Anyway.
Cool. It's true. What we know now is it's just all definitely true.
It's a factual hit. Everything is exactly 100% true of Ararat.
Then the waters decreased continually until the 10th month. In the 10th month
on the 10th, oh, crap, on the first day of the month, the tops of the mountains were seen.

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So 15 cubits now is clearly higher than mountains.
So, it came to pass at the end of 40 days that Noah opened the window of the ark which had been made.
He sent out a raven which kept going to and fro until the waters had dried up from the earth.
He also sent out from himself a dove to see if the waters had receded from the

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face of the ground, but the dove found no resting place for the sole of her foot.
So, one more girl? Yeah.
In the Bible. Just happens to be a bird. He waited yet another seven days. Very patient.
And then he sent the devil out. Another seven. Another seven.
Another seven. They do love their sevens, don't they? Maybe that's why seven
is the number of the God. I've never heard that.

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It's a PC song. Is it? A monkey's gone to heaven.
A man is five if man is five.
And the devil is six. That's cool. I'd have to pay more attention to that song.
You should. It's a good song. It is a good song. And he waited another seven days.
The dove came to him in the evening and behold, a freshly plucked olive.

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We've all heard this. The dove came back with an olive.
I've never heard of it, but I don't care. Nah. I also like that,
well, this is 10 months in.
Yep. An olive tree survived underwater for 10 months without. Yeah.
Mate, it's been seven days or whatever.
Yeah. God. He built the earth in five days.

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He can fucking rebuild a tree or whatever. very secretly working in
the background well he's just like stuck in the ark needs
that fucking olive mate they need really just like he
had birth he got the birth the olive branch he had
it he had it in his in his room he's like oh shit oh i just clicked so that's
where the extended olive branch except yeah okay yeah that's the olive branch

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another seven days thing so he waited another seven days after that for whatever
reason who and then he sent the dove out and the dove did not return again.
I probably called it for some reason.
You know when you play fetch with a dog and they bring back the stick and you
take the stick off them and they're like, what?

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That's my stick. And then they never bring the stick back ever again.
That's what the dove did.
It came to pass, 601st year of the thing, the waters were dried up,
and Noah removed the covering from the ark, and the surface of the land was dry.
Then God spoke to Noah, saying, Go out of the ark, you and your wife,

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and your sons, and your sons' wives with you.
Bring out with you every living thing of all flesh that is with you,
birds and cattle and every creeping thing that creeps the earth.
So Noah went out with his sons and his wife and his sons' wives,
blah, blah, blah, right?

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Then Noah built an altar to the Lord and took of every clean animal and of every
clean bird and offered burnt offerings on the altar.
And the Lord smelled a soothing aroma.
God loves his meat. remember when he was
fucking he was like fucking able your fruit's no
good mate give me some more of that beef he's doing

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the same thing it's like if you want if you want god to fucking
be your shit you got to go to the altar and you got to burn some meat or whatever
some meat why do they bother with the dove if god's just going to tell them
when to leave anyway they're like send these doves out oh yeah you can go now
go now yeah wait till god says that but but the dove from the ark Yes.

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No, he was a dove in the ocean.
No, but yeah, I wasn't listening. It was very boring. It was a turtle dove.
Seven of every bird as well.
Yes, seven of every bird for whatever reason. Even though most birds are dirty and eat meat.
Well, not all. Like a dove. A dove. Definitely a dove doesn't. An eagle. Yeah.

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But you know what I am a little surprised that no one's picking up on?
So Noah has just hopped out of the boat with very, very, very limited animals
on the earth and then fucking burns a heap of them. I actually was getting to that, yeah.
What the fuck? I reckon this is where unicorns went. Specifically for God,
who doesn't need to eat food or need food.

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In that 10 months, they could have all had a little too. So maybe they're just burning the children.
They're burning the babies. They're burning the babies of the main animals. Yeah. That's amazing.
And what, did God tell him to do it? did
he just know instinctively like this is the right god
god wanted me to keep them on this boat for 40 days and
40 nights and now he wants

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me to burn them you don't reckon they're not passing the stories down of cain
and abel about how cain made fruit like do not bring god yeah yeah it's got
well that's why that's why the the the wine for jesus is his blood and it's not just a fruit
that you eat yeah you drink the blood you know god wanted blood.

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The other thing too is didn't worry about making shelter making safety,
the land he's like yeah altar kill
yep altar kill praise god and then we then we get on with their lives yeah how
muddy is the land and so the land's salt right it's all like it's all salt water
or maybe that's where all the fish went they all got desalted no but it diluted

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a little bit more If it fills the gold world that much more,
the salt's all diluting. Well, it was all rain and stuff, so it's all.
It wasn't. It wasn't. It's the ocean water. Yeah, it wasn't.
But it's all eventually becoming. Yeah.
Is it bonus water? Did he add it? God didn't create the water.
The water was already there. It was from the water.

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Has he just found some bonus water and just tipped it on Earth?
Is that where it came from? Well, he didn't create the water,
so he had to fill it. Because to flood the whole earth now, you couldn't use
the water that's already here.
You'd have to, like, melt the icebergs and shit. And add bonus water.
Well, but you need bonus water. Where's the water coming from?
I like the bonus water theory. You'd have to put that to some people.

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Oh, crap. I've lost where I'm up to. He burnt some animal, and the Lord smelled a soothing aroma.
Then the Lord said in his heart,
I will never again curse the ground for man's sake, although the imagination
of man's heart is evil from his youth, nor will I again.

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Did I just say, I love that the people are speaking for God.
They're like, I know what he thinks in his heart, and it's this.
No, he's talking to him, isn't he? He's talking from the heavens.
Didn't he say he thinks in his heart or speaks in his heart something?
No, well, he said it in his heart. I guess so. He said it in his heart.

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He said it in his self, like, I'm not going to do that again.
They just assumed that. Well, maybe he's telepathic. He can just talk.
I want to know. Because he's already smelling. Like, he's smelling the aroma.
So, he's doing shit. He's got scent skills. He's there.
Yeah. Well, no, they're just assuming what he said. Well, I know.
He just flooded the fucking earth. He just fucked them up. Oh,

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if he just flooded the earth, I'm not assuming he's not going to do that again. He loves us.
I'm thinking he could do this any day. I need to be on his side and burn more animals.
Well, there's a little bit. We're about to transition, but there's one line
in a minute that sort of implies that, but not about God. Anyway.
Sorry, but before we go on, just quick. Yep.
So, I still don't fully understand why God decided it was necessary to kill

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everything. He's just like, there's a bit of murder.
There's like a bit of eating some fruit. No, no, the film's been way, way, way back.
But you're on about the murder. So there's two or three women.
Raping of the men's daughter. It was the raping of the women, yes.
So he had to murder everyone because of the rape, Captain? Yeah.
Okay, so yes, so he had to do the murder.

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Dice them up really slowly or some shit.
Everyone Noah and his family have ever known, all of their family,
all of their cousins and friends, fucking got just murdered them.
And then he hopped off the boat.
And built an altar through it. I'm going to build you an altar and cook you some meat.
And how pure can Noah be if he goes, are you going to kill everyone?

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I'm not telling you, pal. Check. He's going to go build a boat.
Yeah, secretly building a boat. He could have given him a little warning.
Hey, guys. Hey, build a boat. Yeah.
Let's all get to the mountaintop. No concept of grief or funerals at this point,
I assume. No, they just moved on.
So, sorry. Back to my point. Yeah, sorry. Thank you.
I digress or whatever. God is just like, all that's happened is he's got like,

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I'm going to kill everyone. He's killed everyone.
They've got off. Noah's built a fucking altar, burnt some sheep for him or whatever.
What made him decide I'm never doing that again?
Like, why did he decide? Was it? He's just like, oh, it's ineffective because
I know humans are just shit.
He hasn't done anything right. Narratively. That is so fucking nonsensical.

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It makes no sense. So, if he'd have followed through on the original murder,
when he said to Adam and Eve, don't you dare eat the fruit, I'm going to fuck you up.
And so, no, he's like, no, no, no, I'm going to let that slide.
And then he must have like, you know when you get tense, you're like,
oh, they're not listening to me.
They're doing it again. Don't do that, guys. Stop raping. Stop the raping.

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Stop this. And then he just lost his shit.
Overcorrection. That's it. Overcorrection. They could like explain that.
Like if he's going to communicate some shit, like you said, He's just murdered
this dude's entire family. He was.
Like, just maybe be like, hey, mate, I might have gone a bit overboard there, lost a bit of temper.
I will never do that again. Like, there'll be some fourfold or sevenfold.

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Yeah, so he does. He does say that. He just said, I'm never going to do that again.
He just said it. He didn't say it. He did. He goes. No, he said it.
He didn't explain why. I will never again curse the ground for man's sake,
although the imagine although even though the imagine imagination of a man's
heart is evil from his youth he said that in his heart he didn't say that he

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did say it in his they've assumed,
it's all right we're all right i think we're because we're one last thing before
we move on solve this one yeah one last thing before we move on and it's just a comment yeah i think.
This is the kind of shit that explains why people are
like the human race is what everything's
fucked the world's over etc because they're

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like god's already at this point when just
a little bit of raping and some fruit eating has gone on and a couple of murders
he's just like he's like there's only been a handful of humans or whatever like
there's not that much going on and he god's already and he said i'm never going
to murder everyone again but all humans are scum is what he literally

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just now we're like he's on your own now you're
out and now we're watching the news and we're
seeing like evil shit and we're like oh mate so
all these psychos that are like believe in this shit are
just like mate yeah we're back or slaughter the world we need to ascend whatever
we need another flood we need another we need we need yeah the earth beyond

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saving yeah beyond saving yeah we're all evil in our heart unless we know god
so i will never it, destroy everything again. While the Earth remains...
Seed time and harvest, cold and heat, winter and summer, and day and night shall not cease.
So, once again, that's another chapter done. I reckon we push on because this

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is all pretty nothing to do in any of this.
So, now we go on to chapter nine.
Definitely chapter nine this time.
So God blessed Noah and his sons, and he said to them again,
be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth.

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And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be on every beast of the earth,
on every bird of the air, on all that move on the earth, and on all the fish
of the sea. They are given to your hand.
I don't feel like many animals dread us. Well, Noah just saved them all,
and he's in charge of their life or death.

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He did sacrifice a few of them, to be fair.
A couple of them take us down. Every moving thing that lives shall be food for you.
Because he's going back and saying that same stuff as he did the first time,
so it's just like part two, hey?
It's like that Dan Brown book where the first five chapters are exactly the same.
He's just started again. Now, all right, be fruitful, multiply, you own all the animals.

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But you shall not eat flesh with its life. That is its blood.
So you've got to cook the food.
Surely for your lifeblood, I will demand a reckoning. From the hand of every
beast, I will require it. And from the hand of man.
From the hand of every man's brother, I will require the life of man.

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Whoever sheds a man's blood by man...
Whoever sheds man's far out. This is going to be a heavily edited part.
I struggled reading this the first time because it's written in a way that's so hard to read.
So, hang on. Below me, people who like that.

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Go on. That shit's fucking straight to hell. Don't eat that blood. You're fucked. Okay.
So, whoever sheds man's blood, by man his blood shall be shed.
For in the image of god he made man
so i think what he's saying there is if i
murder you kevin yeah someone else
is allowed to murder me but then definitely yeah and then

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and then it sort of feels like it's a this is the whole eye for an eye can
well it sounds like a perpetual thing because whoever then murdered me does
that oh yeah anyway like that's also
a complete reversal of his previous um sevenfold
bullshit or whatever he was fucking going on about yeah just
before the floods yes if you kill someone someone's just
allowed to kill you it's basically just gone okay post-flood slaughter

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you know if someone kills you kill them just
fall get in there slaughter them yeah conquer get in there take them down yeah
and as for you be fruitful and multiply bang bang all about this multiply then
god spoke to noah and to his sons with him saying And as for me, behold,

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I establish my covenant with you and with your descendants after you and with
every living creature that is with you, the birds, the cattle,
and every beast of the earth with you.
Of all that go out of the ark and every beast of the earth.
Thus I establish my covenant with you. Never again shall all flesh be cut off

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by the waters of the flood.
Never again shall there be a flood to destroy the earth. And God said...
This is the sign of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living
creature, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I set my rainbow in the cloud. So do you guys remember that part?
You remember that? No. Yeah. So because every time it rains,

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he puts his rainbow up in the sky to make sure that we know he's not about to murder us all again. Oh.
Yeah. And that's why they don't like the gays having a rainbow flag.
That's meant to be God's reminder.
It's meant to be his reminder that he's not slaughtering us.
It's not about being the reminder.
I never put that together. They've hijacked the covenant, the sign of the covenant.

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The sign of the covenant of God not murdering us ever again.
Yeah. And they've just put it as a tolerance thing.
Yeah. How dare they make us tolerant. Yeah. I never knew that.
Sorry. Quick one as well. So is it implying that, and I could be just overstretching
it, But if there's a mass flood that kills a lot of people, God didn't do it.

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Yeah. 100%. That's what the rainbow at the end is for.
Yeah. So God doesn't control weather or natural events.
Can we say that definitively? Well, he hasn't murdered everybody.
So specifically everybody is what he said? Yeah. He's just occasionally doing a bit of murder.
The earth or something. Yeah. A flood of the waters, never be a flood to destroy the earth.
Okay. So he can still murder a couple of people.

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Technically if he's controlling the
whatever could you say that the floods
are what he's supposed to be doing yes yeah okay
he's still murdering but he's not murdering the whole earth yeah he
just does it in patches now like he puts the he puts the rainbow up to go i'm
not fucking everyone up but just a few you fucking a couple of thousand bend

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down to the other buggers yeah here i go yeah especially if you're poor if you're
in a poor country that can't build shit good Yeah. You're going to drown. See ya.
I set my rainbow, blah, blah, blah. Then it repeats that shit again a couple of times.
Now, the sons of Noah who went out of the ark were Shem, Ham, and Japheth.
And Ham... You'd love that name, Ham, don't you? It's a shit name.

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It sounds like you could never take him seriously. It's like Ralph.
No, it's like Porkins from Star Wars. Porkins?
I don't know who that is. He's the fat pilot that blows up when they're fighting
the Death Star or whatever.
I did not know that.

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Yeah. That's great. Yeah. So, Ham Porkins, we're going to call him Ham Porkins
from now on. I picture him as being a chubber.
Sons of Noah who went out of the ark were Ham Porkins and Japheth.
And Ham Porkins was the father of Canaan.
These were the sons of Noah. And from these, the whole earth was populated.

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And Noah began to be a farmer, and he planted a vineyard.
Then he drank of the wine and was drunk and became uncovered in his tent. What, sir?
Then he drank of the wine and was drunk and became uncovered in his tent.
So he got naked in his tent. He's stark as, yeah. I mean, everyone's done that.

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Everyone's done that. Why is this important?
We can't talk about why God has decided never to do a mass murder of the whole population again.
That's irrelevant information but but no one getting drunk off his own supply
and getting nude in his tent high high importance his entire bloodline just got wiped out.

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I'm pro noah in this i would mate we're drinking we're all drinking right now
i'm pretty confident so not against the drinking no not against noah's actions
just the inclusion of this information in the Bible when we don't understand
God's motivations for not murdering everyone ever again.
Yeah, there's a whole heap of moral things that could be discussed right now,

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but you're saying why focus on Noah getting drunk in his tent?
Correct. Also, yeah, there's also like three women in the entire Bible as an example.
People are just the list, et cetera. My narrative is fucked.
He's had wives this time, so it's three separate bloodlines that can sort of-
No, no, no. They're not three separate. It's Noah and his three kids.

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True. Yeah. But the wives are all different. The wives aren't his daughter.
But they're going to have nieces and nephews.
The wives aren't worth knowing they're living in. They don't know the wives
living in. They're definitely going to get into that stuff in a minute,
but let me- Because this is an interesting little story.
Just one second. Yeah. They're going to get to know their cousin, 12. well

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yes can i get to know their cousins yes they
don't would they and they have already been for 1600 years
by the way because there was no option because there
were two humans to start with and they had to be banging cousins and
sisters and brothers and aunties and uncles and grand there were
grandparents around the sides there was there was definitely grandparents banging
each other because they were living for hundreds and hundreds and hundreds

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a year well inbreeding to some degree inbreeding
has to be necessary at certain
points for things to survive let me just really
quickly consult i want to quickly
consult my spreadsheet and so seth while he was alive there were one two three
four five six seven eight generations seth definitely fucked one of his great

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great great -great-grandkids.
Have they established polygamy at this point? Like, have the dudes got multiple
wives? Yeah, there's been two wives. At least one.
It was Cain. The only issue is if you're fucking someone... It was Cain.
No, no, it was Jabel. Oh, sorry, Lamech. Lamech.
Lamech, you can get it on. The only time fucking is no good is if you're not married to him.

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And that's rape. But they still haven't ever talked about marriage after Adam
and Eve. Oh, they said wives. They have been... They're not wives.
They just don't talk about marriage as well. All right. Well,
yeah. All right. I'm going to go back one sentence.
Then he drank of the wine and was drunk and became uncovered in his tent.
And Ham Porkish? Porkins. Porkins. Don't you besmirch his name.

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I've already forgotten.
Say Lord Porkins' name in vain. Why? Whatever.
And Ham Porkins, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father and told
his two brothers outside. side.
But Shem and Japheth took a garment, laid it on both their shoulders,
and went backward and covered the nakedness of their father.

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Their faces were turned away, and they did not see their father's nakedness.
So, seeing a dick, no good. No good.
So, Noah awoke from his wine and knew that his younger son, sorry,
and knew what his younger son had done to him.
Then he said, First be Canaan A servant of servants He shall be to his brothers Brethren Slave.

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And he said, blessed be the Lord, the God of Shem, and may Canaan be his servant.
So I'm unsure whether he's given Shem some credit here.
What did Shem do again? Shem's a brother. So Shem and Japheth went backwards.
They backed up to naked dad. But the other fellow, is it because he saw him

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naked? He's like, oh, mate, you saw me naked.
Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Ham Hawkins saw him naked.
So now he's shunned. And so he said, cursed be Canaan, a servant of servants
shall be to his brethren.
So Ham, who's the father of Canaan, so yeah, he's like, fuck you,
Ham and all your Canaan people, a servant of servants shall be to his brethren.

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And he said, blessed be the Lord, the God of Shem, and may Canaan be his servant.
May God enlarge Japheth and may he dwell in the tents of Shem.
Is um is noah just like an alcoholic abusive man who's just stumbling shun you
like what authority does he have it does sound on that age it's just more open up.

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In context of the story the way it's told it's he got wasted and then just woke
up and got pissed off at people for putting some coverings he knew who did what
he knew he was watching woke up from a drunk stupor and he's like,
only one person would cover me.

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That's my helper's job is to cover my groin. Where was my helper?
Shouldn't the sin be on him for being naked? He was in his tent.
You can do what happens in your tent. Firstly.
Not allowed to be naked in front of people drinking cool, which is good.
I agree with... How many times have you done a nerdy run?

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When there was recently luke picked me
up took me to a party he was naked the entire time in
the car we've gotten to the party picked
up i think megan and then he took us home the whole time
the highlight of that
was i remember

(35:59):
pulling up and there were like cops nearby like
walking into a person on the side of the road and in
my head because i was 100 sober by
the way i was not breaking any laws other than potential
publicly nudity yeah and i
was like fuck if a cop comes over right now and you're not getting up cursing

(36:23):
people for seeing you naked that's not you're not you're not part of this clan
i was concerned the popo might overreact to my nudity because my My intentions
of the nudity wasn't sexual harassment.
It was to, like, make my brother have to deal with, like, mate, I'm picking you up.
And I can. No. Zero. Yeah.

(36:45):
The captain. Yeah. Life stories of the captain and Kevin. Yeah.
All right. All right. So he's getting up, cursing everyone.
Blessed be the thing. May God enlarge Japheth, and may he dwell in the tents
of Shem, and may Canaan be his servant.
And Noah lived after the flood 350 years.

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So all the days of Noah were 950 years, and he died. End of chapter.
Saved the world, got drunk, dead. Got angry at everyone for seeing him drunk and naked.
He did two notable things in his life. He built an ark, and he got naked in his tent.
And he got backed up on by his two kids. He got fucking dumb drunk. Like a waste.

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Yeah. All right. We're going to go for a quick break. I'm going to top up a
drink and then we go on to chapter.
Well, I won't do chapter 10 because it's the gym. Anyway, we'll come back in
a minute. How many fucking chapters are there, by the way? Do you know?
Can you see my screen? Yeah. Oh, no.
Hang on. Can you tilt up a little bit more? Yes. Oh, no. Oh,
no. You better be skipping many a chapter.

(37:58):
Genesis gets to about here I'm going to hang up I'm going to go top my drink
up Then we're going to get into chapter 10 But we won't Roger roger,
Chapter 10. What? What?
And we're back. All right. So Brothers Grail, we're going to rip into Chapter

(38:20):
10, but we're going to fucking skip through this shit because this is another
one of those genealogy chapters.
Genealogy of the Sons of Noah Shem-Hem-Porkish? Porkins. Porkins. No.
Sorry. It's a culturally significant name like Porkins, mate.

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Yeah, man, Porkins and Jaffet to the sun. So this is them just trying to fucking
repopulate the earth, basically.
So there are a few names that stood out to me, which I thought I had previously
highlighted, but I haven't.
So there's sons and grandsons and fucking it goes on for ages.
The sons of Jaffeth were Gomer, Magog.

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There was one named Dodonum.
Then he goes into the sand the sons of Ham Porkins he had a kid named Cush,
one named Putt Putt or Putt,
Come here Putt One named Canaan who I think eventually becomes like we were
talking about before about the Canaanites because I think we're at the stage

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right now, we're not into,
countries yet we're into like family groups at this stage of the thing so they become Ites.
So Cush, Putt, Kanan. There's one that I really liked. Cush begot Nimrod.
Is that a transformer?

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I know it's a Green Day album. Is it? Nimrod.
There's also a Pixies song called Nimrod's Son. They have a song called Euphrates. They're 5-5-5.
Maybe american music is so full of jesus
shit and we just don't get it because we're not about jesus you know what i

(40:10):
mean we're gonna pick up on more of it now because of this so so but nimrod
by the way he's a special dude which i'm gonna have to note in my spreadsheet
because it says i just assumed it meant you were a dumb cunt no well i thought
so too yeah but let's be very clear nimrod,
He began to be a mighty one on the earth. He was a mighty hunter before the Lord.

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Therefore, it is said, quote, like Nimrod, the mighty hunter before the Lord.
He was a mighty hunter. Therefore, it was said, he was a mighty hunter. Yes, exactly.
How did Nimrod not take off as a name for a powerful man? I know. Instead, it's a fool.

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Yeah, because he's a fucking mighty hunter and he gets a special mention.
Very clearly in the Bible. So Nimrod is- I'm thinking of Hot Rod when I was
talking about transphobia.
Which is just a card, not Nimrod. Yeah, hang on. No, no, all good.
And then it starts talking about kingdoms of Babel.
And so I think they're just trying to say Ham and Japheth, Ham, Porkins,

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Japheth, and Shem, they're having babies, sending them off around this whole
area, which is Israel and Jordan Jordan, and Iraq goes right across to the Euphrates
and all that sort of stuff. So, all that whole area, they're just sort of populating.
They're naming some towns, which I'm not going to go through.
They mentioned the Philistines, which I'm a little confused about right now,

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but the Philistines are also a people and a place which are in pretty much current name, Palestine.
So, I don't know if there's a little link between Philistine and Palestine.
I don't know how that works.
Canaan he started having babies and then
it lists it like I think the family groups the Jebusite the
Amorite the Girgashite the Hivite the

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Archite and the Sinite or Sinite and
so it's listed all these ites so I think
they're just family groups it says afterward the families
of the Canaanites were dispersed so that
must be all of the families of the Canaanites right I don't I don't fully get
at that and it's probably pointless getting into that and the border of the

(42:22):
canaanites was from sidon uh as you go toward gerar as far as gaza then as you
go towards sodom gomorrah admar,
zeboim as far as lashes so i think i don't know if they're all still places
but well sodom and gomorrah they get wiped off the map but i think the other
places are places and they exist and They're all in that sort of region.

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And children were born also to Shem, the father of, blah, blah,
blah. And the sons of Shem were Asher, which I thought was a nice name.
Arphaxad, Lud. There was one of them named Peleg, Elmodad, Dikla.

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I thought it was cool. Yeah.
And their dwelling place was from Mesha as you go toward Sephar,
the mountain to the east. And these were the sons of Shem, families according to language.
These were the families and the sons of Noah according to their generations,
et cetera, et cetera. So, chapter 10, is everyone happy?
That's just- I'm not happy. People having babies. What about Asher?

(43:28):
Yeah, that's pretty good. Dikla was pretty good or whatever. Dikla?
You're not allowed to see a dick, but you can be called Dikla or whatever. Dikla. Dikla. Yeah.
I liked, I liked. There's an ogre or something. I liked putt.
I love that. That's good. Putt. Anyway. So that was chapter 10.
So let's just slip straight into.
Waste of text. Can you do a chapter?
Music.

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Chapter 11.
Oh, thank you, Kevin. That was off the cuff. Oh, come on. All right.
Chapter 11. Now, the old, that now, I don't know if yous have heard this.
I remember hearing this when I was in like grade four in religious studies, right? So, ready?
Now, the whole earth had one language and one speech, and it came to pass as

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they journeyed from the east that they found a plain in the land of Shinar, and they dwelt there.
Then they said to one another, come, let us make bricks and bake them thoroughly.
They had brick for stone, and they had asphalt for mortar, and they said,
come, let us build ourselves a city and a tower whose top is in the heavens.
Let us make a name for ourselves

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lest we be scattered abroad over the face of the whole
earth but the lord came down
to see the city and the tower which the
sons of men had built and the lord said indeed the
people are one and they all have one language and this is what they begin to
do now nothing that they propose to do will be withheld from them right so he's

(45:01):
going they're working really fucking well together right now they're doing a really fucking good job.
And then he goes, nothing will be withheld to them. Come, let us go down.
And there confuse their language that they may not understand one another's speech.
He's like, this shit's working too well. Yeah. Let's fuck it up. Yeah.

(45:23):
That sounds like to me that they were doing some good shit. He's like a reality show producer.
He's like, these cunts are getting along too well.
Yeah. I'm going to shake it up. Hey, Billy, that motherfucker was talking about you.
Yeah, he reckoned he was. The concept of language has never been brought up

(45:43):
before, and now they've just.
Well, no, I've definitely never heard of it, but up until this point in the
Bible, definitely I feel like they haven't mentioned language or how people communicate.
It was just like, it just exists. And now suddenly they're like, let's complicate.
Language does exist. god made

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language complicated like what the fuck does that mean
why is he confused they all come from one
place and he's like they speak the
same language what what yeah yeah but no but clearly this is he don't create
the language he's been talking to him the whole time yes yes what the fuck yeah

(46:26):
but honestly so i reckon by this stage by the time they start telling this story that's That's where,
like, the trade routes are coming across from Asia or whatever,
and then they're coming up from.
But, well, they have. You didn't create the roads.
No, but they have to explain, like, to their kids, why did that weird dude come

(46:48):
into town, and I couldn't understand the words he was saying,
and they were like, oh, because God.
You know what I mean? God just said things are too easy. Yeah,
we were all the same people.
Then he's like, no, I've got to confuse this shit. I keep going back to when
Kevin pointed out that the bronze...
Age just existed already yeah and they went

(47:08):
into a lot of detail that about how cool it was that they
were making bricks that was back instructor of
every classman of the bronze so that was that was back in the year 160 so the
bronze ages exist but he's like mate you've made a brick using language yeah
i need to hang on let me create a new language and confuse everybody buddy.

(47:30):
You made a brick. Fuck off.
It's all so fucking dumb. Everyone's getting so angry.
No one's murdered anyone for a little while and then he's just like...
He's just looking for excuses to break his own promise again.
He wants a reason to flood the earth again. Early on he was like,

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I'm going to punish you for eating that fruit.
Actually, I won't. Then he killed everyone and he was like, I'm never going to kill anyone again.
Now he's like, Maybe I can make an excuse to do a kill.
How long has this been?
Did they say how long?
There was a few children. So I've done my little spreadsheet here,

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and I've tracked out Faxad and Palig and Serug and Nahor and all these people.
Who went through the flood?
The one that lived longer than the flood was Methuselah.
He was born at the flood. Oh, no, no. A year after. A year or two.
Two years after the flood. See my little arrow there?
They did not waste time. They were getting down and dirty.

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First we burn the animals, then we get to know each other.
He was not just naked that one time when he was drunk in the tent.
He was getting down and dirty immediately.
It could have been his kids or whatever. They still also needed wine.
Wine should have been a high priority. I'm fully supporting getting like,

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Like, oh, we're just stuck with mud pits and sacrifice altars.
Let's build a vineyard. Yeah, get on that.
If Cain had brought God a fucking flagon instead of some fruit,
then he would have praised the wine over the meat, I reckon.
You're saying drugs are the answer to make God a better God.

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But maybe that's the problem now is Noah's made the wine.
God's like, hell yeah, I'm born. Oh, so God's just up getting smashed.
And now he's actively trying to fucking fuck him up. He's like,
oh, we're going to give him different languages.
So God's up there just playing games now. You know what's real funny?
If we're like fucking, look if she's this.

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He's doing what we're doing where he's like, mate, nah, I disagree, mate.
Nah, it should be fuck you.
That's what I'm saying. New language. Fuck them. Should be fuck you. All right.
So they can't understand each other's speech. So the Lord scattered them abroad

(50:06):
from there over the face of all the earth. What the fuck does that look like?
Did they just start flicking cunts around the map? What does that mean?
Where has any point? You get along and communicating, you speak different,
and you're over there. Bang.
Like, separate people who are getting along is the wrong decision.

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Fuck off. Oh, nah, this shit's bullshit.
That's the dumbest thing so far. Is it? I reckon.
You reckon? So because they were working together really good and God's like,
nah, language fucked and bing.
Because he's like, the whole time he's like, we need to get along.
We need to not murder. We need to do this. He's gone fully backflipped on himself,

(50:50):
hasn't he? He is drunk. He's like, what the fuck he's doing talking and building shit?
Get out of here. Get out of here. I reckon a new writer's taken over for God.
Some other cunts come in and it's like comic books where there's a new writer.
It's like Spider-Man number 1 through 42 was this cunt.

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Now it's just like new dudes come in and he's like, nah, my interpretation of
God is that he's a wild cunt. He's a wild cunt.
He's just spreading people. we need to
move forward we need to move forward yeah this story
but he was right because the story was getting pretty
boring yeah he's done the right thing he's captured me yeah he's a back in I

(51:37):
don't think it's more exciting though I'll wait until there's some more murders
well think about how much change happens from one line to the next from time
to time in this story so far so just wait I don't know maybe there's nothing exciting but
so the Lord scattered them abroad from all over the face of the earth and they
ceased to Building the city.
So, they're cooperating, making a nice city, and then he's like, fuck, and gone.

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Therefore, so I don't know why this is a therefore, but therefore,
its name is called Babel, because there the Lord confused the language of all earth.
So, the town or the city must be Babel. Is it Babylon, because it's not finished?
It's not finished. City, no. You're halfway through Babylon. Babel, Babylon, Babel.
Definitively. No, it's Babel, because everyone started Babylon.

(52:23):
Definitively. They're like just Babylon to each other. No, I don't think that's right either.
Don't nod at me, Kevin. That was a stupid joke and you nodded like you did.
I appreciated the joke. I liked it.
Now, fuck, it does it again. It goes, like, we've just gone through the genealogy
of Shem. But now, once again, it says, this is the genealogy of Shem.
Shem was 100 years old and he got arxifad. So, then it just goes,

(52:45):
again, fucking about all this shit, right?
So, he was born, this one was born, 400 years.
I think their ages are starting to slowly get smaller, though.
So, I'm a few generations in and he says, after he begot Nahor,
Sirig lived 200 years and begot sons and daughters.
Nahor lived 29 years and begot Terah. Terah, we've got to remember.

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After he begot Terah, Nahor lived 100 years, et cetera. Then it says this is the genealogy of Terah.
Terah begot Abram. He is our new character, right?
Okay. So before we go further on Terah, I just want to point out. No, Terah.
Terah is another thing. It's Abram, but yeah. Yeah, but Final Fantasy VI,
one of the greatest games ever made.

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Key character, her name's Terah, And she's like a mystical, magical character.
Isn't Terra also a word for land? I don't know. Terra Nullius?
Yeah, but that's T-E-R-A. So this is T-E-R-A-H.
But every time I read Terra in here, I think of a woman, but I think it's a
man because it just looks like Sarah. You reckon Terra is a man? Yes, yes, yes.

(53:51):
100%. Yeah, okay. Yeah, well, then it's not that. As far as they've mentioned it.
Yeah. So this is just all First Sons. So it goes down the line of First Sons.
This is the genealogy of Terah.
Terah begot Abram, Nahor, and Haran.
So you've got to remember this because I'm about to tell you something that is also fucked.

(54:11):
And it's really hard to understand. So I'm going to read it to you.
And you've got to try to understand it because it took me a while to figure this out, right?
So Terah is, let's say, Terah's granddad, right?
So Terah begot Abram, Nahor, and Haran.
So three brothers, Abram, Nahor, Haran.
Haran begat Lot, L-O-T. So there's grandkid named Lot, okay?

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This is irrelevant, but it says, Haran died before his father Terah in his native
land in Ur of the Chaldeans.
So Uncle Haran, he died, Lot's still kicking along, his kid.
Then Abram and Nahor, the two brothers, took wives.
The name of Abram's wife was Sarai, and the name of Nahor's wife,

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Milcah, the daughter of Haran.
Bet she had some milkers.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sex doesn't exist and I'm part of it, but it was worth it.
It was worth it. It was worth it. It's the right person, but it's the wrong reason.

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All right. I'm going to read. Hang on. I'm going to read that.
Was it the granddaughter? No, the.
Niece. Niece. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I'm going to read that bit again.
Abram and Nahor brothers took wives.
The name of Abram's wife was Sarai, so whatever, and the name of Nahor's wife,
Milka, the daughter of Haran, the father of Milka and the father of Iskar, right?

(55:55):
So Abram's brother just married his fucking niece, Milka, which, you know, Milka.
Yeah. She's one degree separated from a helper, really.
At this point i just i just
think inbreeding is just okay i i'm not gonna look down on is it overtly okay

(56:19):
in the bible to just go one of our main characters's brother hooked up with
his niece yeah i think it's unnecessary to call it out i like me,
no no no no no no no no i'm calling out the bible oh you've seen the messenger down right.

(56:40):
I'm calling out the Bible. Like, if I was, if I, again, I keep going back to the narrative.
If I'm writing the holy fucking book, I just would just gloss over inbreeding because.
Well, that's what it did. Because, Melissa, incest is very interesting.
The wording of this sentence is so confusing that I think that maybe they did try.

(57:04):
It's good because it says, right? I'm going to read it again,
and I know this is going to be boring for everyone, but...
Abram and Nahor took wives. The name of Abram's wife was Sarai,
and the name of Nahor's wife Milka,
the daughter of Haran, the father of Milka, and the father of Iskar.
So they've tried, like, in the fog of the language, trying to hide the fact,

(57:28):
I reckon, because it took me four times to read that and go,
what the fuck is going on here?
I reckon they just wanted to say Milka again. They just wanted to say Milka twice.
It's my theory there's two
it's i you can never prove it so i'm
just asserting my theory here which is as relevant as anyone else's theory on

(57:50):
why they might have mentioned it i would say is agree but well who else has
more authority than me the preacher i am the preacher.
The milk they just wanted to say milker more than once
that's my theory they came up with the name milker and they're like
that's a good name i don't want to waste it on a one

(58:11):
throwaway lineage section let's add
some inbreeding to add some intrigue and so people
really focus on milking that's
what i'm about milking all right
i'm gonna i'm not gonna read that line again because i've
read it six times but the next line oh just
just sort of jumps out of nowhere where so abram

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had his wife sarai right the next line says
but sarai was barren she had no child boo exactly helper boo i might even mention
her wife and oh she plays some cool roles irrelevant she does some cool shit
later there's the concept of so so is she gonna get some first barren woman

(58:57):
canonically the first barren woman
to exist yeah i just find
it interesting that occasionally they throw in things like
the concept of b barrack well it's because it's don't get too carried away with
the barren just yet because it becomes a key thread in the story well i can

(59:17):
imagine it being well you read game of thrones you read fucking like a woman being Being barren is,
my beautiful wife and I were walking.
My beautiful helper and I were walking through a park one day and some people
were like, oh, barren bitch.
Serious? Yeah, years ago. But being barren, which, by the way,

(59:43):
they didn't know us. They were just homeless people.
But it was just an attack on a woman being not having a child.
Yeah, but they fucking know.
Because we were a couple of 23-year-olds without children or whatever?
What, they don't think kids ever go somewhere else?
I don't know, but we'd... That's what we're going to talk about.
But my point in the Bible is such a bad thing. You're not allowed to be barren. Yeah.

(01:00:10):
Because your job as a woman is to have babies for the men.
My point was the barren thing obviously never been mentioned before.
God's never said anything about it. But God has to have created the constant.
Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. God said about 89 times already, go forth and multiply.

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That's pretty much the only thing he's telling everyone over and over and over.
Which also is the only role I can make. I think of my Monty Python, every sperm is sacred.
Can you imagine that? I don't know. Is it?
Is that the Holy Grail or whatever? Yeah, I don't know.
Catholics and how they can't use condoms and they have fetishism.

(01:00:52):
Oh, yeah, yeah. And that's all I think of every time. Every sperm is sacred.
But God has never, at this point, God has never said like, Like,
if you're a helper and you're barren, it's because you're evil.
There's no reason. Yeah, but it's a big deal because the point is to multiply.

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So that's why it's important to this narrative.
And to the whole descendants thing gets talked about.
I might have skipped over some of that, but there's descendants and you're going
to, you know, your seed is going to, you know, your seed is going to produce
kings and all sorts of weird shit.
And also, my assumption is there's going to be a way he has his lineage continue.

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So, I'm guessing they're pointing this out as to a reason why.
So, our new heroes, because I'm just about to finish this chapter.
So, I'll really quickly finish and then I'll point out who our new heroes are.
Sarai was barren and she had no child.
She's not the hero is my prediction. Too barren. I'm not going to give it away.

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We need to rope people in. We need to rope people in. but Sarai was barren and
she had no child and Terah took his son Abram and his grandson Lot who is Haran's
kid Haran's the one that died his grandson Lot,
the son of Haran and his daughter-in-law Sarai his son Abram's wife and they

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went out with them from Ur U-R is a town.
Of the Chaldeans to go to the land of Canaan and they came to Haran and dwelt
there so the days of Terah were 205 years and Terra died in Harren, right?
So that's the whole genealogy shit of all them people. Our new heroes are Abram.

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We hear a lot about Abram. We hear a lot about Lot, which, fuck, that's a shit name.
That's just what the Lot next door in my life was for. Yeah,
we hear a lot about Lot. Yeah, you're right. And he gets tied up in some stories that...
Sort of tangential, but like ones that I've definitely heard about and a lot

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gets tossed into these stories weirdly.
Anyway, we'll get there at some point. And Sarai is a bit of a main character.
Like even though she's a woman and she plays, she definitely is not a main character
in that the Lord talks to her or she's important in any of those ways.
But she is a narrative driver in some of these parts, which is pretty cool.

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So who is she again? She is Abram's wife. So Abram is our- Baron wife.
The Baron wife, correct. So she is- So sorry, Abram is our new Noah. Noah's gone.
Abram is now our new main story. And his wife was no one, but this new Baron
bitch- Protagonist. Someone.
No, no, that is his wife, Sarai.

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Yeah, his Baron wife is someone worthy of note.
Well, she gets plenty of mention. That's genuinely exciting. I'm excited by that.
And there's some such weird shit coming up. I think he's going to look forward to it.
So this one, I think I do apologize to you because this was a pretty difficult one to get through.
It's a filler episode. Yeah, it's a filler. Yeah, you're right.

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This is like the ones where they don't know what to do, so they go back to the memories of shit. Yeah.
I feel like it was more exciting than the previous one.
You reckon? The previous one, well, A, the Noah shit, we all kind of know about.
Other than the fucking altar.
We did some Noah again today. Thank you.
Oh, yeah. What else did we talk about in the last one? Was it just Noah? It was.

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No. We had the Giants. And it was the Giants. Yeah. And why we needed the floods, then it was Noah.
Yeah. Yeah. So, the last two have been not much. Fillers. I promise.
The writers were on strike for the last two seasons. Quite a bit.
And they changed. And they just changed to a new writer. And they painted them.

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I promise. It's about. During the creation of the Earth.
We were on writer's strike and they didn't have anything good going on.
Lost season four and five.
But now that we've figured out that there's a barren lady, we can add... We needed a woman.
We needed a woman worthy of having a character before we could have a good story.

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They tried it with a dove, but that didn't work out.
They tried an animal first again and you had a main character woman.
Eve could never get a redemption arc after she ate that fruit once she ate the
fruit irredeemable we're still up to in my spreadsheet we've got 1, 2, 3, 4 5, 6.

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6 or 8 6 women in the whole place compared to maybe 20 dudes do they say the death age of Eve?
No she just got, she never got mentioned again she's like So just there to eat the fruit.
And bang Adam. And then irrelevant. No, she banged Adam.
She had the kids. She was the one that had the kids.

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After Seth never met him again or anything. No, no one ever talked about when
Eve died or any of the other women.
They get mentioned once and that is it.
They never get mentioned again. It's all about the boys. All about the dicks.
Except for Noah's dick because you're not allowed to see Noah's dick.
Yeah, which otherwise you get cursed by drunk Noah.

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What a cunt yeah so and he he cursed
his own children yeah well you're looking
at my dick fucking dick that's supposed
to be like the perfect human that was what
when he was basing future life on god's like that's it yeah you do the perfect
you're the most pure human of a bad bunch by the way they were a bad bunch but

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he no all youth are bad family to die then he curses his either child or grandchild. Both.
I think there's a Yeah, I think so. I think it was one of his grandkids as well.
Yeah. Fucking Noah. Yeah.
Noah wasn't that great. Noah, he's a fucking arsehole.
He was on the boat for 40 days and 40 he built the fucking boat.

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Yeah. Without the boat none of us would exist.
We would all have died in the front.
If he didn't burn all them animals God wouldn't have liked us. No, no.
Imagine that if he didn't burn the animals and God came down and was like fuck
you Noah imagine what if he decided to try and what if he decided to try and grow some fruit instead.

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At the altar he'd build an altar and plant an apple tree what the fuck did not like,
all in French back God's like get fucked Have you not learnt I want wine or meat?
That's all I need.

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Oh, fucking hell. Anyway, all right.
We should probably wrap this up. We've made it through to chapter...
I've lost my markups. I can't. I'll fucking remember. I'll fix it later.
We're up to chapter something.
We'll catch up with the next chapter. We're going to chat about Abram, Sarai, and Lot.

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There's a fair bit of traveling they go to egypt and
and and there's a fair bit of stuff and there's there's descendants and
there's there's and it starts getting good so i think next
time it's going to be a bit more interesting and
i hope it's more interesting for you hope it's more interesting for anyone that
listens and so i think we're done so
next time the women are barren but the story is not yes yes it's a very it's

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a very fertile story as opposed to the women yes agreed well that's Brothers Grail diggity day out.