The Brothers Grail Podcast - Episode 4 - Chapters 12 to 14

Hey friends! Welcome back to another episode of The Brothers Grail, where we dive into the Bible with a modern twist. This time, we're covering chapters 12 to 14 of Genesis, and things get wild. Abram's on the move, and he's got some questionable tactics up his sleeve.

We chat about everything from Abram's journey, the infamous wife-pimping incident, and a big war that somehow stays boring. Plus, we get into a deep discussion about how these ancient stories stack up against modern ethics and history.

It's a mix of laughs, face-palms, and genuine curiosity. So grab a drink, kick back, and let's explore these ancient tales together!

Episode Transcript

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The Brothers Grail acknowledges the Bindal and Wulgurukaba people of North Queensland
and the Wurundjeri people of Melbourne, the traditional owners of the land we record on today.
We pay our respects to elders past, present and emerging.
We also recognise that Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders have been custodians

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of the land, rivers and seas for at least 65,000 years and were the first storytellers.
Brothers, brothers, brothers, Grail.
Music.
And here we are, Brothers Grail.

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I never know how to start this, but... I actually thought you had a plan because
you were like, all right, go. I never have a plan.
Even at a countdown, mate, or a counting order. Three, two, Quindog here,
and we are the Brothers Grail. Well, we're here with the preacher and the captain.
How are you going, captain?

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I'm very good. Yeah, this is my last technical day of annual leave. Oh, is it?
Yeah, I've got the weekend, but I don't work weekends. So, yeah,
this is my last official day of leave.
That's exciting. Not really.
And we also have Bevan Kevin. The one and only. The one and only.

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How are you doing, brother?
I'm doing very good. we've we've no one's
going to know this but we've moved to a new room bevan has stocked
himself up with how many beers four four
beers and there's apparent there's a pillow barrier so hopefully
our sound doesn't i don't know corrupt each other or whatever so so that's all

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exciting so we're up to number four i think is that right this would be number
four so up to number four we've we've We've read through Genesis,
I believe we're up to chapter 12, right?
So I think I cocked this up last time and we got the chapters wrong,
but I'm very confident we're up to chapter 12.

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I'm going to really, really quickly recap because it's been a while,
actually, since we've caught up.
All I remember is the barren ladies come in.
Yes. That's me. Yeah, that's the very last part.
So the previous one, we had Noah and the floods, the dove and the raven His family. And sorry?

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Cursing his family. Why? Yes, because he was new.
Yeah. Because they saw him naked. They saw him naked. Not because he was naked.
He was allowed to be naked.
Yeah, but because they saw it. Well, I don't know. We don't know.
Maybe no one's allowed to be naked. I don't know.
So, yeah, he cursed everyone. Then it went through some of that genealogy fucking
shit again where such and such lived for however long.

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And it finished by saying, Terra took his son Abram, who's our new hero,
and his grandson Lot, who's a side character, a bit of a sidekick,
and his daughter-in-law, Sarai,
and they went out with them from Ur, which is a town, to go to the land of Canaan,

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and they came to Haran and dwelt there.
So the days of terror, blah, blah, blah. So they've left where Abram was born,
and they've moved and they've headed north.
Windhog interjection. Now, I know this is very early in the piece,
but I'm about to save you two minutes of listening to the Brothers Grail talk shit.

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The captain makes fun of my editing skills. He also calls out the Kevin Bevan
brother for having lots of cans ready to go for the recording,
which does also concern me as to how much editing I have to do as we push forward.
And I also described to them a map that I've put together on Google Earth so

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that they can follow where our heroes will be going throughout the story.
Quindog out-ejection. Um, starting in Ur,
U-R, Ur is the name of the, of the town where Abram, our hero has been punched
out of Tara's wife's vagina because Tara's wife never gets named,

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which is in Southern sort of Southern current day Iraq near the Euphrates river.
And that's where they're born. Okay. Okay, so that's where we're kicking off chapter 12.
Exactly. I thought the same thing in my head. I was like, that's where that organ comes in.

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How right you are, Kevin.
Chapter 12.
Now the Lord said to Abram, get out of your country, from your family and from
your father's house to a land that I will show you. I will make you a great nation.

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I will bless you and make your name great, and you shall be a blessing,
and I will bless those who bless you.
It's like a circle fucking thing. That is, what?
Isn't he doing the building?
God's not building it Building what? What do you mean? Oh, the nation The nation
I will build you a nail, whatever he fucking said He did I will bless you and

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make your name great Oh, sorry Didn't he say I'll make your nation or something?
No, and you shall be a blessing I'll bless you as a blessing,
No, no, I will Oh, no, he did Fuck, dude, sorry I will make you a great nation
Well, no, he's not He made the land, presumably Presumably, but old mate's going
to be the one that makes it a nation. He's got to. He's got some traveling to do.

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Or he's just telling everyone, mate, God told me to build this nation,
so it's mine now. And he does.
He does. He tells everyone. He's not quiet in telling everyone.
I will bless those who bless you, and I will curse. I just did the table thing. All right.
I digress a fraction. my helper has

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told my brother kevin to stop
him from tapping on their desk to stop me from tapping on the desk but okay
so i will i think i just did it just that so my helper is gonna be ignored and
i'm totally gonna keep tapping so sorry sorry i will bless those who will bless
you and i will curse him who curses you,

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and in you all the families of the earth shall be blessed.
So, Abram- Families of the earth? Yeah. But it just means families of the whole earth.
I guess so, but there are families everywhere at this point. I don't know.
Because I thought it would have been like the earth kind of thing.

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There's the family of the harp players or whatever.
The family and they're like the Aang or whatever. I forgot about the harp players. The bards.
I assumed it was more to do with family of the earth is family of this religion or the gods people.
Yeah, I think that's what they're trying to do at the moment.
They're just trying to describe every droop of people.

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Because I think at this point, I think they're pretty much semi-nomadic,
but they're starting to farm.
So they're sort of planting roots and there's little villages and towns starting
to kick off in the history of the world.
And so when they're traveling around, they've got to, I don't know,

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they've got to justify who these families are and why they don't like them and
why they're better than the others or some, I don't know, some of each shit's going on. Yeah.
They shall be blessed. So, Abram departed as the Lord had spoken to him,
and Lot went with him, the nephew.
And Abram was 75 years old when he departed from Haran.

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Is that young for this era?
They're up to like 400 years, aren't they? Well, it did start reducing in age, hey?
Yeah. But, yeah, I don't know if that's young. So he might be like 25 now, Dave.
In dog years. In human years. In human years. In God years.
I don't know why they jumped to Haran because he's left and he's heading up to Haran.

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So I'm going to hit next on my little thing. So this is way up north.
So Haran goes way, way up north into the current Syria, I think.
Maybe just in the southern ends of Syria, if you can see that.
So he treks right the way along Euphrates and crosses Euphrates and heads north.

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Then Abram took Sarai, his wife, and Lot, his brother's son,
and all their possessions that they had gathered,
and the people who they had acquired in Haran, and they departed to go to the land of Canaan.
And I think I may have said this last time, But Canaan is basically the new,

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roughly the new area of Israel, as far as I can tell, right?
So, Canaan sort of is this big area along the west coast of,
is that the Mediterranean Sea?
Anyway, so it's a slither of land through there.
Abram passed through the land to the place of Shechem as far as the Terebinth

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tree of Morah, and the Canaanites were then in the land.
So that's just a declaration, I suppose, that they're in the land.
I'm clicking a pen over here. My helper is going to help. I'm going to get rid
of that pen. Yeah, I was about to say something's clicking somewhere.
Yeah, I'm a fidgeter. I apologize.
I've straight up just like blanked that out. Yeah, you're not a good helper to my helper.

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Up apologies i'm used to blanking out the kids as
far as so he made it to shechem which is
as far as i can tell where
did i where did i put that on my map i'm going to zoom in over here it's apparently
near a new city called nablus which is in in israel or west or palestine i'm

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not sure with the borders and stuff as far as the terran tree of mora and the
canaanites were then in the land.
Then the Lord appeared to Abram and said, to your descendants, I will give this land.
And there he built an altar to the Lord who had appeared to him.
And he moved from there. So he's moving quickly. And he moved from there to

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the mountain east of Bethel.
And he pitched his tent with Bethel on the west and Ai on the east. Ai.
There's a town apparently called Ai on the east. There he built an altar. Ai is coming to get us.

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Yes, Ai is coming.
It's foretold.
And here comes Elon. Elon's the new god.
Oh, no. So there he built an altar to the Lord and he called on the name of the Lord.
So Abram journeyed going on still toward the south.

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Now there was a famine in the land and Abram went down to Egypt to dwell there.
For the famine was severe in the
land. My thing is fucked. So I'm going to zoom out so you can see Egypt.
So Egypt's down in the sort of the bottom there, you know, north of Africa or whatever.
And it came to pass, when he was close to entering Egypt, that he said to Sarai

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his wife, Indeed, I know that you are a woman of beautiful countenance.
Therefore, it will happen when the Egyptians see you that they will say,
This is his wife, and they will kill me, but they will let you live.
Can I just say, he has a similar voice to Adam. Okay. Yeah.

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Lineage, I guess. I was trying to go for whingy, because I've...
Abram's a whingy motherfucker.
We're going to learn just the both of them. He's so fucking whingy.
They're going to kill me.
They're going to kill me. So, anyone with a beautiful wife, he'll kick the wife.
No power, beautiful wife. Although, he owns people.
Right. So, he's a slave man. I think so. But just not a strong slave man.

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Well, how else are you going to build a nation?
That's how God's helping him. He's giving him people to...
Goats, donkeys and people Please Say that you are my sister That they will be
That it may Please say that you are my sister That it may be well with me For

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your sake And that I may live because of you,
So uh The world's first cuck That's what I was thinking,
He's a little bitch Yeah Yeah.
Let them do what they want with you.
Just look after me. Protect me. Protect me. Not that it's good.
Like, technically, it's just the world is so brutal that soft men like him can't really be cool.

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But I thought God was cursing anyone who's against him.
Yeah, I get it. Shouldn't they just die and he wins?
Well, we're about to meet. Hang on.
So it was when Abram came into Egypt that the Egyptians saw the woman,

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that she was very beautiful.
The princes of Pharaoh also saw her and commended her to the Pharaoh,
and the woman was taken to Pharaoh's house.
Don't be beautiful is like the most personality any woman or helper has been
given so far. That is true, yeah.
It's the only defining characteristic I can name of any woman so far,

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and it's just that she's hot. Baron?
Baron of what? Yeah, no. Yeah, but wasn't the Baron thing just women in general,
or was there a specific one? I don't know. It was Sarai.
It's can you breed them? Yeah. Do you want to breed with them? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Can they have babies? Do you want to bang them?
They're one of the beauty standards of the time, you know? Exactly.

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Like, it's probably not too far from today in some people's minds.
Well, they didn't have good nutrition, so I can't imagine it would have been the healthiest human.
Are you like, her teeth would have been so bad?
Yeah, everyone would have stung. Abram's teeth would have been pretty fucked up too.
No, God would have looked after him, I reckon. That is fair,

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yeah. He would have been an Adonis, but he's a bitch.
Well, these guys are lipping 400 years, man. Like, they must have super teeth, maybe.
He treated Abram well for her sake.
He had sheep, oxen, male donkeys, male and female servants, female donkeys and camels.

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But the Lord plagued Pharaoh and his house with great plagues because of Sarai, Abram's wife.
And Pharaoh called Abram and said, What is this you have done to me?
Why did you not tell me that she was your wife? Why did you say, She is my sister?
I might have taken her as my wife. Now, therefore, here is your wife. Take her and go away.

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So Pharaoh commanded his men,
cornering him, and they sent him away with his wife and all that he had.
So what the fuck does that mean?
They caught him out and then let him go with no consequence?
So he pimped her out. He got heaps of animals and food and shit and slaves.
Why did he go to Egypt? Because it was a famine and he needed food.

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So he's got, and Egypt as far as I'm aware at that timeline was like capital of food. Yeah.
It's the head of the Nile River. It's all green.
Everything's crazy. It's a wild place. Why isn't the story about the cunts that
are in Egypt then? Because they're obviously doing pretty good.
Well, they've got their own gods. But they didn't need God to do what they were

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doing. No, they're not caught.
No, they're not caught. He's fucking an eight-room motherfucker.
He's out pimping out his wife.
And he's so weak. He didn't pimp. No, no, no. He didn't pimp his wife.
He just said, no, no, he didn't. He just went, please lie to these cunts because
if they think you're my wife, they will murder me.
But Pharaoh gave him favor because he liked his sister at the time.

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Yes. And he kept giving her things.
So, him things. Yeah, he was trying to look up. He was pimping around.
Oh, no, true. Yeah, you're right. He was pimping around. Didn't they say something
about taking her into a room or taking her into the Pharaoh's?
Yeah, so the Pharaoh's princes were like, hey, Pharaoh, this chick's fucking
hot. You better check this bitch out.

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And it's Abram's sister. So, you know, maybe you got a chance,
I guess, is what he's saying.
Like Pharaoh fantasy in the slums, Luke. They're taking someone to the Don Corneal.
I'd just be Don Corneal. Is that a game reference?
Yes. We enjoyed, my helper and I were listening back because I forced my helper
to listen to the thing to make sure that I'm not doing- Quality check. Yeah, quality check.

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And she did enjoy the musical references that we had in the last one.
She enjoyed that. So what was that reference?
A game Final Fantasy VII. Yeah, okay. My helper won't enjoy that. Yes.
They're in a slum and to get out, they have to dress up like a lady to impress the don of the area.
Because he picks his current bride that, But going by what they suggest,

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he uses them and then kills them. Yeah.
So women are as useful in that as they are in the Bible. Yeah. Yeah. Cool.
By the way, we subtly got there, but that was the end of chapter 12.
Yeah. So we went to Egypt.
I don't know what, like famine? I don't know. He's supposed to be God's dude,

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and he's sort of doing this meaningless shit.
And how did this Pharaoh just go, shit? What was the plague or whatever?
I don't know. There were just general plagues and famines going on.
Which was, the famine was already happening. Yes. And then all of a sudden he
goes, hang on, you're the fault.
And somehow I know it's your wife. Because I want to bang your sister,

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even though it's your wife. And now I know it's your wife.
Yeah. It's your fault. It's all very, very confusing. So I don't know.
I don't know what to say to that. How did he find that out?
I reckon she told him while she was pleading with them not to do anything too
evil to her. She's like, no, no, my husband will.
That's my theory. Because she's a shit helper. She didn't even do what he wanted. She gave it up.

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So you're saying she should have just done everything the Pharaoh wanted because
Abram told her to and she didn't. She's a bad helper.
That's a good point. Good call, preacher. Peter, you are there for the reason,
for the true reason of the Bible. Thanks, Peter.
So, all right. So, we're going to move on to chapter 13.

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Music.
So not much has happened really. Then Abram went up from Egypt,
he and his wife and all that he had and Lot with him to the south.

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So Lot's been with him this whole fucking time and Lot's just been,
I don't know, coattailing, I don't know.
Abram was very rich with livestock in silver and in gold And he went on his
journey from the south as far as Bethel to the place where his tent had been at the beginning.
So, we're back to the bit where he was before.

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To the place of the altar which he had made there first. And there Abram called on the name of the Lord.
Also, one with Abram had flocks of herds and tents.
So, him and Abram, what it's saying here is they're sort of separate groups.
And they've got their own set of cows and goats and servants.

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So they've got their own little separate families, right?
So it says, now the land was not able to support them that they might dwell
together for their possessions were so great that they could not dwell together.
They had too much share. They couldn't fit into one place.
So they are rich as fuck. But like for the time.

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Is this because they pimped out his wife?
Oh, he got payment. He got a heated lot. He got a heated lot.
Got all that shit and then left.
Was Lott doing some side deals? Lott's his bodyguard because he's too much of a pussy to do anything.
So Lott's there to muscle up when he needs to. Maybe he was siphoning animals, give them to Lott.

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And be like, oh, they died. We ate them. Yeah.
So Lott's like a side deal. or maybe he's the one for the ones that want the
boy hoes he wants the boy hoes he does end up in later he does end up in Sodom
and Gomorrah which is so maybe you're right.

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So, they could not dwell together. And there was strife between the herdsmen
of Abram's livestock and the herdsmen of Lot's livestock.
The Canaanites and the Perizzites then dwelt in the land. I'm assuming Perizzites
must be Lot. I don't know.
So, Abram said to Lot, Please let there be no strife between you and me and

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between my herdsmen and your herdsmen. For we are brethren.
Look at that voice. I fucking hate Abram.
He's scared of his son. He's like, oh, fuck, please, don't take my wife.
Is not the whole land before you?
Please, separate from me. If you take the left, then I will go to the right.

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Or if you go to the right, then I will go to the left. Right?
So, I don't know if you can see our map, but they're sort of smack bang right in the middle of Israel.
Rail toward toward the east end there's a whole heap of
green heap of shit where animals can be cool
surely north and south is a better way to split
that but hang on this thought lukey because from from what i can tell at this

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time apparently off to the east over into jordan that's apparently like a bit
of a garden of eden type situation at the time so a lot right there huh go there Hold that thought.
Go to the left. And Lot lifted his eyes and saw all of the plain of Jordan,

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that it was well watered everywhere.
And then it says in brackets, before the Lord destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah.
In bracket. Spoilers. Yeah, I know. It's a fucking, yeah.
You know that's coming up now. Like the garden of the Lord, like the land of
Egypt, as you go towards Zohar, wherever the fuck that is.

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Then Lot chose for himself all the plate of Jordan and Lot journeyed east and
they separated from each other.
So Lot and Abram have now parted.
Abram dwelt in the land of Canaan and Lot dwelt in the cities of the plain and
pitched his tent even as far as Sodom.
But the men of Sodom were exceedingly wicked and sinful against the Lord.

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And the Lord said to Abram, after lot
had separated from him lift your eyes now and look from the place where you
are northward southward eastward and westward for all the land which you see
i give to you and your descendants forever that didn't work out did it well

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i thought lot went west so,
um that did not forever is a like a big deal well yeah currently yours there's
some there's a bit of of a dispute going on around there at the moment, isn't there?
And I will make your descendants as the dust of the earth, so that if a man
could number the dust of the earth, then your descendants would be that numbered.

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Arise and walk in the land through the lakes that it's with,
and I give it to you. Then Abram moved his tent and went and dwelt by the terebinth
tree of Memra, which is in Hebron, and built his altar.
And so Hebron, I can't remember now. I've lost my track on my map here,
but Hebron is somewhere up in Israel somewhere.
Anyway, so that's the end of chapter 13. we are not

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learning much right now i'm pretty fucking
bored captain you need to be a bit more chaotic
i'm looking
forward to the so sorry i'm getting to the vibe i'm getting is yeah they're
kind of like just dropping cunts left ever as they're as he's traveling along
he's leaving settlements behind is that how he's building his nation no no i

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don't know they're all continuing Continuing with it. Yeah, I think he's just got slaves.
So he was told to move and build a nation, but he's just gone to other people's
places, hasn't he? Yeah, yeah, I agree.
He's gone to, what was it, Beth-da or whatever? He went to somewhere between Bethel and A.
He went to Shechem. They're already existing. He hasn't gone anywhere new.

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And then he fucked down to Egypt for a bit and caused a bit of chaos with the Pharaoh and his wife.
And then he couldn't get along with his own family, and they had to split. And then they... Yeah.
Yeah. I'd love to see the logistics of that. What's he really accomplished?
Yeah. So, yeah. What the fuck did God give him?
He's blessed him with a pointless existence.
Blessing. That's heaps. God's blessing. That's so much. He did build an altar.

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So, that's one thing. Maybe he put fruit on there. How did he build it?
What do you mean, how did he build it? Well, what... Is it made of stone?
Is it made of wood? Slaves. He built it with slaves. He made a pile of goats
and donkeys with his slaves. It's just bones and slaves and stone.
They just get some rocks and some skulls. Just pile them up.
Pile them up and we're like, praise the Lord.

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So that was- So just looking at the map, when you were saying I go left,
you go east, you go west or whatever,
was it in between the Dead Sea and the ocean or was it either side of the Dead Sea?
As far as I can tell, so- It's an interjection.

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Currently, they're in the middle of Israel or current day Israel.
The Dead Sea is off to the southeast at the moment.
They're looking north, south, east, west to see where Abram wants to send Lot.
And Lot looks off to the east, which
at the time was wonderfully green and fertile, according to the Bible.

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Now, it's pretty much desert off in the direction of Jordan.
And Lot chooses to go in that direction. our hero
abram he being the wonderful
man that he is doesn't go anywhere else he just sends a lot
on his way so abram stays where he is so that
was chapter 13 now chapter 14 was

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i didn't know i mean fuck i was
i was gonna summarize chapter 14 because it was boring but
i just realized chapter 12 and 13 were pretty fucking boring too
let's just skim through yes it's a
summary summary of chapter
14 to sum
it up up again it's the

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14th chapter chapter 14 is you know i'm not i'm not an expert at like the the
you know the game of thrones and all that storytelling shit but this is one
of those episodes where it's one of those move the
chess pieces around the board so you can sort of set some shit up.

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And so basically chapter 14, there's a war that goes on and there's –.
Four kings versus five kings
and the and and the main king of the
four kings he is dicking
around and the other kings are his bitch but then after
a little while they're like fuck you his name's chetaloma right

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and they eventually go fuck you chetaloma
we're gonna uprise against you and your
other four kings so they start this big battle and they
go if i zoom to my map they they sort
of head up north up here somewhere to fucking i've lost so
that the the valley of siddam or some shit and so
he has this big rebellion against him and and

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they meet at this valley of siddam and it says that so i'm halfway through now
and it says now the valley of siddam was full of asphalt pits and the kings
of sodom and gomorrah fled so there's a big big battle and some fell there and
the remainder fled to the mountain so there's a big battle and and some of the guns are fucked off.
Sorry, you said this chapter was boring and I do believe you that it was.

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But it sounds like the most exciting thing that's happened, yet the Bible still
managed to make it boring.
Yeah, but why aren't my comments to that?
Music.
Insightful as always, Captain, as you're known to be. You did hear correctly, everybody.

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I've had a revelation direct from our Lord God.
Rather than putting you through the distracted conversation that we launch ourselves
into right now, we've just invented a new segment called the Brothers Grail Q&A.
Questions, follow.

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Music.
So, on the map, do you know where all these cunt kings are?
That's a great question, Kevin. We know that there are nine cunt kings.
The aggressors, led by Cheteloma, they start from their lands,

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which are back over to the east near the Euphrates River, near where Abram kicked
off his journey from Ur, way back when.
When they start heading west and laying waste to towns and places along the
way, including a town named Ham, which I'm ashamed I didn't mention,
and a group of people named the Horrites.
But they're laying waste to people all the way back over to near the Dead Sea,

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which is near the Valley of Siddam, where our big war takes place.
Next question, please.
We've really come a long way from individual murders being called out as a thing.
And now there's just wars i feel like that's like
a part of civil like because it feels like

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the way the story is told is noah gets off the ark
everyone's fucking dead and now his people are
slowly spreading out but then they're coming across civilizations and warring
kings and i feel like that like am i missing something or is that kind of what
it what no no captain i don't think I don't think you're missing much at all there.

(32:06):
We went from Noah, his family jumping off the ark, followed shortly thereafter
by Noah getting drunk, passing out in the tent, and then coming out and yelling
at his kids, followed then by lots of genealogy shit.
And then Abram sets off around the world, visits fully established villages and pharaohs and such.

(32:29):
And now there's wars, fully, completely unexplained, to me, at least. That's the Bible.
Next question, please.
You're bang on. And by the way, so we're eight generations or nine generations after Noah.

(32:53):
So, and that's not even like they're not necessarily dead. Who's not dead?
The eight generations are necessarily dead.
Let me refer to my genealogy spreadsheet, Kabevan.
Yeah. Yeah, Noah, the great Noah, still kicking around for about 10 years after

(33:16):
Abram leaves Shem for about 160.
We don't know about Hamporkins or Japheth because the Bible forgets to tell
us, but there are also five other of his granddaddies younger than Noah that
could be floating around.
So depending on how long it took Abram to do his travels, there absolutely could
be some of those older generations still floating around.

(33:37):
Next question please,
so in 800 years they've populated the planet enough yeah or at least this area
yeah to have like civilizations egypt all these cities and enough to war and kill.

(34:00):
I do think i misled you at the time but kevin and that's where you get the 800
years from but We are at about 360 years after the floods, and that's what we're supposed to believe.
The Bible tells us that after the flood, there were eight people,
and 360 years later, now there are cities and pharaohs and kings,

(34:24):
all enough to have a war and kill people. That is correct, yes.
Next question, please.
How old is Ham Porkins compared to Abram?

(34:48):
Unfortunately, Captain, for all we know, Ham Porkins is no longer with us at this time.
What we do know is that he was born 360 years before Abram, and if he's still
kicking, he's well over 400 now.
So on that terribly sad note about ham porkins that ends our first ever brothers

(35:12):
growl q a session all right we're this is fun is we're all very what's the word like we're,
exasperated by bewildered bewildered is a better word what the fuck so all right so i forget a.

(35:34):
They just had the poor kings have a fight near the sea. Yeah,
so they had a big battle, which is the Valley of Siddam.
I've lost my map now, but it's the southern part of the Dead Sea, right?
So for whatever reason, that's where they reckon the Valley of Siddam is,
is the southern end of the Dead Sea.

(35:54):
And so they've had their battle, right? And so it says, now the Valley of Siddam
was full of asphalt pits and the kings of Sodom and Gomorrah, some fell there.
We read that. Then they took all the gods, sorry, goods of Sodom and Gomorrah
and all their provisions and went their way.
They also took Lot. So here's Lot.

(36:15):
Lot's gone out to the fucking green plains of Jordan and they're like, sorry, bud.
Fucking you up. So he can't be that powerful. He can't have God on his side.
He did not get on Abram's side, not Locke.
He didn't say shit to us. So hang on, are you saying That's pirate rules,
motherfucker. I didn't say I'd protect you.

(36:36):
I'd protect your dad. You moved away from him. Uncle. It's your own fault. Is it? Uncle.
Ah, sorry. But still, that's even worse, isn't it? Really? Uncles are the most
important people on Earth. Ah, fucking hell, of course.
So, yeah, Locke gets completely fucked up the ass. So, hang on.
Yep. Is Abram on one side of this? Is he out of it?

(36:58):
Right now, Abram is happily in his tent. He's chilling.
Yeah, back up near- In his blood flight?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's back up, I don't know, where the fuck was it?
Sakhem or where the fuck he was at? And he's settled now.
He's like, that's his town that he's building? No, no. He's still in tents.
He's just fucked. Yeah. Yeah, so I think at this time, villages aren't really, or cities aren't.

(37:22):
This is still nomadic, I think. Cairo's there. No, they're saying they're not cities.
Okay, so good point. Abram is nomadic, and there are little cities.
So there's, yeah, you must be right. There must be little city states sort of turning up.
Clearly, Cairo would be a big one with big fucking gods and shit.

(37:43):
All right, so they took a lot. But then one who had escaped came and told Abram the Hebrew,
for he dwelt by the cherubim's trees of Mamre the Amorite, brother of blah,
blah, blah. So he's still kicking where he's in his tents.
Now, when Abram heard that his brother was taken captive, even though it's his nephew.

(38:05):
He armed his 318 trained servants who were born in his own house and went in pursuit as far as Dan.
So he's fucking, like, these are servants. What the fuck is he doing?
Like, roto cunts? Call them servants if they're trained. Aren't they like your guard soldier?

(38:26):
Hang on. No, no. They're just, they're literally servants. And he's just trained
them. And he's so- Abram's too weak to fight his own battles.
He's probably got his helper up in there. He might have his helper.
It doesn't talk about the helper. He's probably armed it.
And he'll just go back and home. Yeah. He just sends them on.
Now, it does say he chases.

(38:46):
He divided his forces against them by night, and he and his servants attacked
them and pursued them as far as Hobar, which is north of Damascus.
So he chases them way up north.
Damascus, I think, is Syria, maybe?
Coward Leaf. So he brought back all the goods, and he brought back his brother Lot.

(39:07):
So he goes up and saves Lot. He heads all the way up there.
That's the whole story. He's just already done it. Yeah, that's it.
Oh mate you can write it anyway anyone shut up,
They do skip out on them. He's come to support wars, and he's just sent his
servants out. They won, by the way. The servants won.

(39:29):
They'll tell you how. He split them up, and he attacked at night.
Yeah, that's cowardly seeking. How did he?
We thought it. Were they just running around with sticks, like pointy sticks?
I thought he was rich with lots of silver. Yeah, lots of shit, I guess.
Has he been hoarding weapons as well? Well, he's probably smart to do it, but maybe.

(39:54):
Yeah, well, we don't know. We're not going to know, really, are we?
Yeah, because they never fucking tell us anything. That's all they're fucking saying.
Everyone, it's just, what do they call it? Like the, not a MacGuffin,
those things where it's just like convenient to the plot that they just,
oh, and by the way, they just fucking had the mystical sword of doom all along.

(40:14):
It's just like anything they fucking need, they just have at any given point.
They just won a war against kings and shit, didn't they? Yeah, Chetoloma.
Yeah, with soldiers. He's a shit gun. He's got soldiers versus servants. Yeah.
Wow, maybe they all had servants. Maybe they were just all rich guns.
They just all had servants. They were well-trained.
You're forgetting they were well-trained.

(40:36):
All right, so he goes up, fucks up Chetoloma. By the way, look at this map, and it spun me out.
It spun me out. See the big blue line along here? that is about the distance
of us in Townsville, Captain, to Bowen. It's about 200km.
So how long is that going to take to war? But he's got plenty of time and he lives till night.

(40:59):
No, no, but keep this in mind. They've captured Locke.
Lopped. Sorry, Locke's cooler. Lockie, yeah.
So anyway, they've captured him. How long are they keeping him before they kill
him? They must have been running away with him. No, because they were going to use him as their,
late. But he's got time to walk from here to Bowen, which is $350?

(41:22):
Over $200. A bit over $200.
I wonder how far in a day you're walking. That's got to be a couple of months. With 300 people.
With your food that you're walking with? Well, the time they make it there,
I don't know how long, but they're fucked.
They've just walked for days Days or weeks or...

(41:45):
So this is a big, massive, epic quest that they covered in about 50, 60 words.
Yeah, mate. And not how just they were.
Is there good Bible fan fiction that fleshes out some of these things?
Because they'd probably be okay to read. I guarantee they would be. Fuck yeah.
Going by all of the stories my helper tells me about the fan fiction communities,

(42:09):
it'll all just be about gay sex.
Sex now you know how it's always like those those
the the big evangelist preachers and
then it comes out that they're doing meth
with gay prostitute yeah it that's they're the ones that are also writing the
the fan fiction but yeah yeah so we're going to dig some of that out please

(42:31):
captain so all right so he's won the thing he's got a lot back and the kid king
of sodom went out to meet him at the Valley of Shavei.
It doesn't know where it says where that is. It's called the King's Valley.
After his return from the defeat of Cheteloma and the kings who were there.
And then, like, I'm going to summarize this last bit. Basically,
Cheteloma says, let me give you all the spoils of war, and Abram is a great

(42:56):
man, apparently, in the book. He's like, nah, I don't want any spoils of war.
I just want my boys to get fed, basically. It's boring as fuck.
He just says, except only what the young men have eaten and the portion of the
men that went with me. So he's being a big pussycat.
So he fucked them all up and then he was just like, let me be. So hang on.
You can't hate him and like him, hate him from both ways.

(43:20):
You're like, he's a pussy and he didn't stand up for himself in Egypt.
Now he's super tough and wiped out people and you're like, he's a shit cunt.
But he didn't wipe them out. He didn't take the spoilers at all. I don't know.
Windog's saying that he didn't take them out. He's saying that he just like
gently removed his nephew and then got a bit of food and went on his merry way.

(43:43):
And who knows? Lot might have got fully banged up and- Maybe.
You know, bastardized. But yeah, so Abram's saying, no, I don't want to take any spoilers of war.
Just feed my men because they earned it and send us on our way, basically.
And that's the end of chapter 14. so motherfucker we
have been boring as fuck so far do we all

(44:05):
agree i think it's a bit too you're happy
there's wars there's prostitution
there's uh it's all happened yeah so
i'm finding it harder to be mystical and magical when there's no
mystical and magical going on yeah it's just
like we're traveling here and if they actually fucking did like

(44:25):
that was the most interesting content that's happened
yet so far yes i agree but i like
how you find a war more interesting than
creating the earth and creating every animal
well that's a boring story to say like that's like oh mate what's more exciting
someone making a cake you're fucking defending the the invention of the universe

(44:49):
when we were talking about it you fucking me yeah you were like oh that's exactly
how it should have been that's exactly the order i would have done it But I
think it's how it's told.
The universe creation should have been really insane.
So should that, to Luke's point, to Captain's point. That should have been,
that's a battle and a half. Only because that's every movie.

(45:10):
I suppose it's a movie because it's insane, though. But what about the characters in there? I don't know.
But they cover that in three sentences. There was a battle. You don't glorify the war.
Just creation. I think the truth is, is that there's just literally no detail in any of these.

(45:30):
So far, no. like nothing that ever happens in this has any every now and then
they'll give you like a how many cubits the arc but generally they haven't told
us how many cubits he's traveling to get to locations they're not they don't
give you they just gloss over so why does cairo exist,
they didn't like they didn't even say like they could have gone into uh abrams

(45:56):
battle plan no They just went, 300 servants, well-trained.
He's blessed by God, too.
But they didn't say that, did they? Early on, they blessed him.
Oh, but not in that situation.
They didn't go, and a bolt of lightning came and struck and interrupted them.

(46:17):
That's exactly how he was blessed.
You don't know. But how did he talk to them? The chick that's just lucky.
Oh, yeah. Maybe he's just lucky. That's his secret. Outro misses.
He drops the sword and just kills six people. He's just lucky.
He's an action comedy character. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Super whiny. And he's whingy as fuck. The whinginess doesn't even happen yet.

(46:41):
He hides behind a boulder and then somehow it rolls down the hill and kills 100 people.
He's just- Yeah, because he tricked on something, stumbled and bumped it.
Yeah. He's Chris Tucker in Rush Hour While There is no Jackie Chan though Is
the Bible I was going to say maybe God's Jackie Chan But God,

(47:03):
all he did was let him A while back and he didn't do shit Yeah,
All right. Are we taking a break?
Welcome back.
Window Interjection.
Just really quickly jumping in here before you get buried into the next section of the podcast.

(47:26):
We will not be moving on to Chapter 15 because, to be perfectly honest,
the Brothers Grail actually drank and read the Bible and chatted for about three
hours on this particular session.
So I'm going to cut that chapter 15 and 16 and beyond into the next episode.
But what we are about to do is I put a few questions to the Brothers Grail about

(47:49):
how they're feeling about the Bible and religion in general.
And we chat about that for around about 20 minutes.
So feel free to listen through till the end where it will just fade out or listen
until you're sick of it and cut it off. you will not be missing any of the wonderful
Bible reading that is the Brothers Grail.

(48:13):
We are back. We've just finished the Chapter 14.
It was the war episode that really didn't give us much detail about the war,
even though we were very intrigued.
So we're about to go to Chapter 15. but one thing i actually meant to ask this

(48:36):
right at the very start and it's something that's been on my mind a little bit
if ever we do put this out to people right and i actually meant to ask this,
episode or two before i will i don't want someone who's religious to be offended
by what i'm saying or any of that sort of stuff and i certainly don't want to

(49:00):
be swayed by the and i don't think i will We'll be swayed by this.
But have you thought about whether you're going to become religious from doing
this? Or like, have you thought about this, Captain? No.
Coming into it, I was like, mate, you know, I'm open-minded.
Not in a way that I think I would ever become religious.

(49:20):
However, the longer I get into it, the more, like, filled with,
like, doubt and, like, hate's a strong word. Yeah.
But, like, it is just so shit that without it being culturally significant,
I don't think anyone would believe it. You know what I mean?

(49:43):
So, are you, like, when you say, what were you saying, like,
you know, the fact that God gave animals to Adam as helpers before Eve,
is that the type of thing you're talking about, how horrible it is?
Before the water was there with no explanation just
like i thought that it would

(50:03):
be more coherent like i knew there'd
be holes and stuff but i didn't think it would just be so dumb if that makes
it like it's just it's boring it's so you're saying you don't believe there's
any chance you're gonna fall into becoming a reborn or newborn or whatever christian no No. Yeah.

(50:25):
One thing that I'm currently having is I'm kind of like with – because you're
showing us where they all are on the map and stuff, and I think people get caught up in like –.
It's history. It's history. I'm like, motherfucker, they're just glossing over
Egypt or Cairo already existing without talking about it.

(50:46):
God didn't care about that, but he's telling the story of Abram.
That story of Abram walking around is more interesting.
And I'm just like, it's making me just hate the whole book, to be honest.
It's giving you a little bit of tension.
I don't know how to really describe it, but it's possibly made me less respectful of the Bible.

(51:07):
Itself so far yeah okay kevin do
you have any thoughts on are you being swayed so
far we're up to chapter 15 of genesis so far no my thought for a long time has
been that historically this might be some form of accurate but i think it's

(51:27):
a story of people at that time and things that
might have happened and charismatic people through the years.
And I reckon nothing wholly spiritual about it, but I think there's some facts
hidden amongst bullshit.
Yeah. So there's definitely facts. That's been my thought for years and it's

(51:48):
kind of confirming it to me. Yeah.
Where I, I don't see any of this thousand year life joint floods where they
kill everyone but one person. and I don't see it being a possibility.
I just think it's confirming what I think. Can I just say, with the flood thing
there, the part that got me with the flood is that.

(52:13):
And why I've got less respect for the Bible, having now listened to the Quindog
so perfectly reading it back to us,
is when it does stuff like God wipes out all humans
and then just he pops in says
i'm never gonna do that again but he

(52:35):
doesn't just like there's just no god god he
just comes in and says shit but there's no he doesn't
preach he's not preaching what to actually always say
he talks to him but there's never ever a
physical manifest they they just say he talks
to him but they've never once said they've seen him
they all talk to him at once it must be telepathically

(52:56):
i don't know but yeah to
your point he talks to him but he doesn't talk to him yeah and he doesn't really
guide them he just says mate you're blessed go and set up a town and then off
he goes off to fucking pimp out his wife or whatever the other thing i'll say is,

(53:18):
I don't aim to offend anyone, but I don't care if I do.
And if you are offended, maybe just have a think about why I think it's stupid
and just question your own beliefs
and be like, maybe he has a point about how stupid some of this is.
Yeah. So, yeah, for me, I think I'm similar to both of you.

(53:41):
So if someone ever got offended by what we were talking about,
I think I would be very interested in having a sort of a respectful discussion
with them to find out what it was that they thought was great about,
for example, the Noah story and why how,
you know, when he got off the boat and he burned some animals,

(54:04):
why that was an important thing that happened or why we did ignore really important
factors or why there's only been three or five or seven women named.
It would be interesting to me to speak to someone who was a genuine believer in good faith.
I wouldn't want to belittle anyone, but it would be interesting to hear someone

(54:27):
talk about- Like how they interpret it.
Yeah. How do they see it differently? And why they think it's okay that they
are the- Or am I misreading it entirely?
Or, you know, it would be interesting to me to know how all that goes, I think.
I'm very interested in that. I wouldn't have read the book before.

(54:49):
They've just had someone preach it to them, as most people would be my guess.
Yeah, I agree, Captain. And that's sort of partly why I started reading it because,
you know, I know some religious people and they're nice people.
But I also think as a pure atheist, and I think I say that literally,

(55:11):
as in I don't believe I'm an agnostic.
I think I'm specifically an atheist.
I think I'm a very moral person, and I do not need any religion or God to ascribe
that to me or whatever the right word is.
And how does, like you said, how does building a shrine or burning some animals,

(55:35):
like, what does that even do?
Like, yeah. And that's what I mean when I say, like, I've got almost,
like, less respect for it is the burning of the animals once he gets off the
ark. Why is that in there?
It is such an outrageous thing to put into your holy book for no reason.
Am I right in saying, though, we're still reading Genesis, which is not practiced by most?

(56:00):
I agree to that, Kevin, but some people think that the word of the Bible is
the literal word of God, right?
And so, back to – and I think you said this, Kevin, and sort of what you were
saying a second ago, Captain –.
Noah, as a moral human, when he learned that God was planning on flooding the

(56:24):
entire earth and murdering everyone, could have gone,
hey, neighbor, hey, cousin, hey, brother, hey, sister, hey, auntie,
you're about to get fucked up.
But then maybe God would have- He's not one of the 10 governments.
I don't know. Treat their neighbor or love their neighbor. We haven't got there yet.
We haven't got there. But it's certainly to me indisputably immoral to just

(56:49):
allow for everyone you've ever known to drown in a flood when you know it's
coming and you just build yourself a boat and put your three or four or five important people on it.
That's pretty. There would have been a lot of babies.
Yeah, lots of babies, lots of women, lots of women, children, lots of old people.

(57:11):
That's not moral to me. So, anyway, so I thought there was – I was just – I've
been meaning to ask that to you both.
And maybe we can ask this again, you know, five or six or ten episodes in and
just see if anyone's made any changes.
Because I also know, on top of that, and I'm looking at Kevin right now,

(57:32):
I've been a little bit interested in the general history and I've been looking
up, you know, what the old towns were and what the, for want of a better way to explain it,
the scientific version of the history of,
you know, the recorded history,
the archaeological history. I've been interested in that.

(57:54):
Because like you both said I think you know.
Know you know human history occurred and this is stories that
literally stemmed from and i just hit
the bench again sorry helper yeah this
is stories that literally occurred through
and from the human history and they're interesting and

(58:15):
they're exciting and they're important but for them Then for people to hinge
their entire life on and to judge people and to condemn people and to lift people up and,
you know, based upon these weird stories that occurred thousands and thousands

(58:40):
of years ago when we didn't know much, which was fair. I don't know.
It just feels too much to me. it influences
them how they they vote it influences
who they talk to it influences what careers
they go into um one thing with with
a lot of music stuff because i do like when i go through my music library and

(59:02):
i research artists because in america it's so much like religion is such a big
thing the number of times you come across artists that have been raised in like
wild hardcore religious places but music is a big part of them so they'd be
growing up in a culture where it's like normal to be part of the choir or you're

(59:24):
part of the the church band so the the cultural part and that is pretty cool
yeah because it does teach some skills.
But so many of them are fucking loopy and the only other thing i want to say before before i
like put it on my thing was with talking about
the history stuff yeah is cairo is

(59:45):
the new water by the way in that like you
can already see that it's being told from a specific
point of view in that it's okay abram you're blessed by god you're on a mission
to go build a nation and it glosses over that cairo fucking exists and is functioning
and there's a fucking pharaoh and that's a whole society that exists that they're just going around that.

(01:00:12):
God apparently isn't involved in or doesn't care why
is it like that how is it like that why is that not important it's
just so weird to me like so that's where like for the history stuff
i can find it interesting but it's also just fucking cooked and i'd rather listen
to like someone talking about history instead of the bible you know what i mean
it can be pretty hateful really when you think about it hey because canaanites

(01:00:37):
and and and those they were the important people and the Egyptians,
they were the other non-important people and, you know, there's a whole heap
of societies to the north, south, east, west and as Australians,
as white Australians who, you know, we're new to this country,
but the Aboriginal Australians and Torres Strait Islanders, they've been kicking

(01:01:00):
around Australia for, what's the current?
I've heard 85,000. 85? Like, you know, and this is apparently,
what, 6,000, 8,000 years ago, whatever.
And so we've got pretty ripping fucking societies and groups and families and
whatever happening across the world and no one gets a mention,

(01:01:22):
you know, and that's Australia. So then there's Asia.
I mean, it's pretty, what's the word?
Like it shows a lack of care and empathy,
in my view, to the rest of humanity
potentially that these are the only and the most important people and no one

(01:01:44):
else you know counts i don't know well is it is it kind of to kind of touch
on that i don't know history i don't i get it or whatever but my understanding
is humans kind of started in africa.
Egypt cairo is like right where
the between africa and everything goes in so this

(01:02:04):
is literally the story of just like and africa doesn't
matter it's all the shit we're gonna talk is
that kind of what's going on i don't know i can sort of see that
like are you saying all of human history
prior to this which was the birth
of human history in in africa and before
it came out if that's the case because that's my understanding as

(01:02:26):
well you know africa was the c2 or
whatever the base of civilization but yeah is that
what you're saying like the the thousands or millions or hundreds
of thousands or whatever years that's all irrelevant because god
came in a bit later and that's when people counted yeah
well it's all middle east is all of the the locations
you're pointing to on the map other than cairo which yes

(01:02:50):
had been established as going pretty strong or whatever they got their
pharaoh or whatever but he kind of just skips through
it and then it's unimportant he goes off to go build
his shit in jerusalem or whatever and it's
kind of like it just comes across a little bit i don't know is it is that what
that's kind of trying to say a bit elitist or yeah there's something going on
it's just almost saying to me like and it didn't start in africa it's almost

(01:03:16):
like it comes across to me yeah yeah this is the state it's yeah which scientifically,
from what I understand, it did start in Africa.
And it probably spread exactly through that area for the most part.
But by the time of this story, there's already people through Asia.

(01:03:39):
So we've sort of then just bunny-hopped a whole heap of bullshit because Asia,
you know, people have already migrated.
It's it's probably just more a relic of
this is where people started recording their
storytelling and putting it down in
a way that still exists today

(01:04:02):
and anyway i mean and that in itself that in itself is pretty exciting like
that's pretty great good on humans for doing that but but the fact that we're
still just going reread it we also hate a million people or a billion people
that don't believe this specific thing.
Yeah, I don't know. You just said that this is, and I don't know if you've timed

(01:04:24):
it out or whatever, but you're saying this story, they're saying, is 6,000 years old.
I'm only saying that based upon what I think of her. Sorry.
Egypt has been documenting things longer than 6,000 years, haven't they?
I thought 3,500 BC. I have no idea. That's me from memory remembering school.

(01:04:48):
I think we're just talking shit at this point. No, I've enjoyed this.
Anyway, to wrap this little part up.
So, yeah, I just wanted to know roughly what your borders were thinking about
how others might perceive our discussions and I guess what we think we're getting
out of it and that hopefully we're not complete monstrous assholes because I'm

(01:05:14):
definitely way less of a monstrous asshole than the captain.
Kevin's a bit more under-understanded, but the captain, you're a fucking monstrous cunt.
No, human to human, more than respectful. someone
tells me that they're believing in jesus i'm like
yeah yeah cool i just won't talk to him about it yeah but
if we have a jesus conversation maybe i'll

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tell you're a straight shooter you're not going to aim to
offend but because that's you you will no sometimes i can be a bit abramy and
be a bit of a horse that's a good way to finish like if it's a workmate i'm
not fucking ruining I'm not trying to burn relationships with people,

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but if they were to tell me, like, oh, yeah, and that's why I hate Muslims,
I'll be like, well, no, your religion's equally as shit as theirs.
Sorry, not as shit, as dumb as theirs, is what I would say.
As implausible. anyway and the fact that both of your religions exist and so

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many people believe it's the truth is evidence to me that you're both wrong
yes that's a good way to finish it captain i think that's good so hang on can
i just tag yep the main thing that annoys me about religion.
Is it starts because people want to pretend they know everything and they stop
looking for the answer yeah that is a really good point that's a very thoughtful

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thing to say i agree with that And by the way,
back when this was being written and recorded, that's reasonable. Yep.
Probably. They either put it to magic or go. Yeah, they could see what they
could see and then they wrote that shit down.
No one likes to not know the answer. And they probably went,
shit, leader of us, what is it?

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It's this guy guy. And they went, okay. But now when we go, when the water came
up from below and above and flooded the entire- What did that mean?
Someone can do some sums on that shit. and can
an ark fit every animal someone could
do something that shit so anyway yeah well that's it would

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be convenient if if god was having conversations with people while we have iphones
you know what i mean yeah where is that motherfucker now let's do it but they
just switched off after abram built a city or whatever the fuck maybe he'll
tell us when he switches off He was on...
The Bible just has a the end at the end.

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And then everyone had technology to communicate worldwide.
So I stopped. God had provided us with everything we needed. My fault. So we stopped.
Humanity wins. With Taylor Swift leading the way.
No, she can't be leading the way. God's attacking her with a storm in Sydney at the moment.

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It give me a good quote to finish this section off while i cut this up don't
put us on the fucking bitches are like stitches you take them out they open
up oh at least it wasn't the other one you mentioned earlier sorry trim from
planches in my head now all right
all right cool all right that was fun i enjoyed that i'll sort that out.