The Cosmic Eye Roll: Because some days the only chakra open is sarcasm

Welcome to The Cosmic Eye Roll — where neurodivergent moms Moon and Mystic get real about the chaos, clarity, and cosmic nonsense of everyday life. In this intro episode, we’re laying it all out: who we are, why this podcast exists, and what you can expect from the journey ahead. If you’ve ever been gaslit, misunderstood, or spiritually side-eyed… you’re in the right place. Come laugh, cry, and validate the hell out of yourself wit...

Sometimes you just need to let it all out — the frustrations, the rants, the cosmic chaos that life throws your way. Welcome to Part 1 of The Cosmic Eye Roll’s Vent Session, where we’re not here to sugarcoat a thing. We’re rolling our eyes, spilling the tea, and saying what most people are too polite to admit. Got stress? Same. Let’s talk about it.

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In this episode, Moon covers her own medical trauma. This episode has TRIGGER WARNINGS for those sensitive to medical trauma nature. She discusses the medical trauma she's suffered with throughout the course of her life. 

When listening: Please be cautious and be kind to yourself. If you can't listen to this, it's okay. If you do listen, heed the trigger warnings. Take care of yourself. We are doing this to let you know we see you,...

In this episode of The Cosmic Eye Roll, we’re diving into the complex world of family — the ones we’re born into and the ones we choose. Join us as we explore the beauty, chaos, and healing found in chosen families, while also unpacking the weight and expectations that often come with blood relatives. Whether you’re navigating boundaries, celebrating soul connections, or questioning loyalty, this episode has something for you.

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In this episode, we’re diving into the vibrant world of neurodiversity, exploring the many flavors of neurospicy diagnoses — from ADHD and autism to sensory processing differences and beyond. We share our personal experiences, debunk myths, and embrace the quirks that make us who we are. Whether you’re proudly neurospicy yourself or want to learn more, this episode is a candid, compassionate, and sometimes comical journey through t...

In this cosmic vent session, we’re letting it all out — the chaos, the complexities, and the unexpected heartaches of parenting. From navigating the unspoken rules of step-parenting to the everyday overwhelm of raising small humans (or big ones), we're peeling back the curtain on the moments that make you question your sanity and your strength. This one’s for every parent, bonus parent, caregiver, and soul who's ever felt like they...

Step into the sacred sass zone where we break down what you think you know about witchy basics — and what actually matters when it comes to spiritual protection and practice. From energetic shields and veil-thinning to the non-negotiables of doing your own damn research, we’re pulling back the curtain (and maybe burning a little incense while we do). Whether you’re new to this or just need a cosmic recalibration, Moon and Mystic ar...