Injury Time 15: The Mayor of Barnet Fair - Clash of the terrible haircuts

🎧 Injury Time 15: The Mayor of Barnet Fair – Football’s Worst Haircuts 💈⚽

It’s a question as old as the combover: who had football’s worst-ever haircut? From tragic trims to peroxide crimes, we’ve gathered the very worst in a draft showdown that pits one smorgasbord of shockers against another.

There are two routes to hair hell:

1. Trying too hard 💇‍♂️
2. Not trying at all 🪮

In this episode, we explore both — and find out which is the fastest path to follicular failure.

🎙️ Tune in for:

• ✂️ Alistair’s own haircutting tips for the budget-conscious
• 🎤 Some unexpected hair/rap etymology
• 🍑 And a troubling impression of Ballon d’Or winner Bobby Charlton’s lovemaking…

And of course, we find out whether Alistair can level the series and prevent Johnny from stretching his lead to two.

The winner gets to graze his sheep on the common lands around ye olde Barnet Fair…