The Line has a Podcast

This episode is a wild ride through the latest in American politics and culture, blending sharp commentary with signature irreverence. Alyssa and Jimmy tackle the weekend’s biggest stories: the massive “No Kings” protests that swept the globe, the embarrassingly empty military parade for Trump’s birthday, and the endless debate over virtue signaling at rallies.

We dig into the right-wing obsession wi...

Get ready for a wild ride in this solo episode of The Line Has A Podcast! Jimmy dives headfirst into the explosive feud between Donald Trump and Elon Musk, unpacking every outrageous tweet, Truth Social post, and political backstab that’s set the internet ablaze. From the “girls are fighting” meme that sent the right into a frenzy, to Musk’s deleted bombshell about Trump and the Epstein files, nothing is off-limits.

We break down t...

In this explosive episode, Alyssa and guest Jasmine dive headfirst into the week’s most jaw-dropping stories—from the gutting of the CDC and the shocking removal of COVID vaccine recommendations for pregnant people and kids, to Texas’s bold move to mandate the Ten Commandments in public classrooms. We break down what RFK Jr.’s controversial health policies mean for insurance coverage and public safety, and why top medical organizat...

This week’s episode dives deep into the wildest, most controversial new laws and bills coming out of Texas—covering everything from the shocking Medicaid ban on gender-affirming care for trans people (including adults!) to the state’s relentless attack on legal THC, abortion pills, and even your local school library. We break down the real-life impact of these policies on marginalized communities, especially low-inc...

This episode is a wild ride through the week’s most jaw-dropping stories, blending biting humor, sharp analysis, and unfiltered honesty. Hosts Jimmy Snow and Alyssa Loop dive headfirst into the latest political chaos: Biden’s cancer diagnosis and the strange, muted reactions from all sides; Trump’s questionable jet “gift” from Qatar and the billion-dollar security nightmare it presents; and the horrifying reality that a notorious r...

This week, Jimmy and Alyssa dive deep into the wildest headlines and the most bizarre realities of American politics, money, and health. From Trump’s jaw-dropping $400 million luxury jet “gift” from Qatar (and the obvious ethical disaster that follows), to the infuriating story of a dying man denied a life-saving transplant by Cigna insurance, this episode pulls no punches.

We break down the numbers behind billionaire wealth-what d...

In this episode, Jimmy and Alyssa dive deep into one of the wildest news cycles yet: the Catholic Church has elected its first-ever American pope, and we’re here to break down what that means (spoiler: probably not much). From Chicago accents and deep dish pizza to the Vatican’s PR machine, we’re asking if this is a real turning point or just another symbolic milestone.

But that’s not all-Jimmy revea...

Welcome to another wild episode of The Line Has a Podcast, where Jimmy, Alyssa, and Promise tackle everything from the science of attraction to the chaos of modern politics-with plenty of laughs, hot takes, and a dash of chaos. This week, we dive deep into the latest Elon Musk/Tesla shakeup and what it means for tech, business, and government. We break down why boycotts like Starbucks and Chick-fil-A rarely work, and why ethical co...

Get ready for a no-holds-barred rundown of the week’s most jaw-dropping news and pop culture moments! In this episode, Jimmy and Alyssa tackle Trump’s sudden tariff retreat and how it’s hitting everything from Walmart shelves to sex toy sponsorships. They break down George Santos’ prison sentence for campaign fraud (and his OnlyFans spending), debate whether Florida will really elect Matt Gaetz, and dig into the tragic story of Vir...

Join Jimmy and Alyssa for a wild, unfiltered episode of The Line Has a Podcast, where nothing is off limits! This week, we dive headfirst into the viral spectacle of Katy Perry and Gayle King’s 11-minute space ride—was it a feminist milestone or just a billionaire’s PR stunt?

We dissect the cringe-worthy moments, the “astronaut” debate, and why kissing the ground after a glorified roller coaster might be the most embarrassing thing...

Welcome to this week’s episode of fiery debates and hilarious confessions! Jimmy, Alyssa, and Promise dive into Germany’s gold withdrawal from U.S. reserves, Marjorie Taylor Greene’s insider trading scandal, and the resurgence of measles due to declining vaccination rates. We tackle visual stimulation differences between men and women, dissect J.K. Rowling’s latest attack on asexuality, and debate the ethics of the death penalty. P...

Join Jimmy Snow and Promise Backland in this jam-packed episode where they dive into everything from parasocial relationships to the bizarre results of their latest audience poll: is it worse to be called 'weird' or 'annoying'? They also tackle political hot topics like Florida's controversial teacher firing over preferred names and Trump's tariff chaos with China. Plus, a hilarious deep dive into cartoon crushes (y...

In this episode, Alyssa and Jimmy dive into the chaos surrounding Trump's tariffs and their impact on the Nintendo Switch 2 pre-orders, making gamers everywhere furious. From severe weather devastating the South and Midwest to FEMA cuts leaving Americans vulnerable, we explore how politics are shaping lives—and wallets—this week. Things get cheeky as we debate which video game characters we'd "Super Smash" and dive into Reddit's ju...

In this episode, Jimmy Snow and Alyssa dive into the chaos of Trump’s sweeping tariffs and their potential to spark another Great Depression, all while poking fun at the absurdity of taxing penguins! They also discuss Elon Musk’s decision to step down as a special government employee—could federal drug testing be the real reason? Meanwhile, Wisconsin’s Supreme Court sees a major liberal victory, shaking up the political landscape. ...

In this episode, Alyssa, Promise, and Arden dive into a whirlwind of topics ranging from political drama to childhood nostalgia. They discuss whether Gen Z is becoming more conservative, Bernie Sanders and AOC’s fight against oligarchy, and Trump’s controversial revocation of security clearances for Democratic rivals. The trio also explores Disney’s surprising stance on DEI initiatives and the absurdity of corporate sponsorships fo...

Join us for a wild ride as we dive into the latest news, from Trump's controversial policies to the US egg shortage, and explore the world of sex education and relationships. We tackle tough topics with humor and honesty, making this episode a must-listen for anyone interested in politics, culture, and personal growth. From Trump Derangement Syndrome to the intricacies of sex ed and relationship advice, we're crossing all the lines...