The Macron Show

Welcome to another weekly installment of Mondays With Macron. In a week where piggies are getting told off we have the pig food right here! This week we have to check in with some of our new regulars, but you'll need to be a supporter to meet them all properly! Ron also gets into a huge fight over sweet and sour sauce, one man causes a tradgedy over his deliveries arriving too late at night, one man is very upset about his package ...

Here we go again. This week the compainers wanna play hard to get but don't worry because we play even harder. Ron has his new shades thanks to the banchode shade theft replacement fund and we're ready to take on some Karens. This week one man has a real beef just because he ordered some food and it didn't shop up at all, like that's our fault, we also deal with a very flamboyant man who just wants to yell at someone about his bran...

First of all a big thank you to everyone for the amazing birthday wishes, gifts and big greasy tips that I received. Far too many people to thank individually but I love everyone that is a part of this show! This week I was jet lagged again and celebrating so we took things a little easier but we still managed to rile up a lady who really wanted to cause a stink about her broken photo frame, one man gets angry with Elon Musk himsel...

Welcome to a slightly dicombobulated but neverthless incredible and extended Mondays With Macron. This week there was a lot of talking and banter but it was worth it for the crazy calls and extended madness. This week we deal with a man Karen who likes chasing drivers around his neighbourhood and doesn’t like AI hold music, one lady refuses to understand why she should answer the phone if she wants a company to help her, Ron gives ...

Here we go! Spooktober season special show is finally upon us. This week Ron calls a man to have a scary conversation about sportsball, Ron has a lengthy conversation with a total nerd who was trying to do illegal things online, we deal with a man who has serious problems with his delivery driver and his racist son, we meet a very angry Italian man who is not happy with his airline, a lady who is terrified by the mere thought of go...

We are back in action baby and if you like classic longwinded complainer calls then boy do we have a show for you. This week Ron from the corporate office has to deal with a very angry airline passenger who for some reason does not like accepting $11 in compensation but wants to fight about it on the phone for a really long time, a man who booked a hotel in Isreal and was not happy with the conditions there and again wanted to do b...

This show is named after a true legend of the washer rental industry. God bless you Johnny. This week innocent beautiful Ron must face off against a man who only went and put the wrong doors on his refridgerator and caused it to not be running, thus ruining Hazel's whole joke. One man really wants to pitch his incredible ideas for vaginal interfaces on Mars to our specialist IT team. Poor Johnny Stag has some very weird noises comi...

Welcome to another wild and wacky installment of Mondays With Macron. This week Ron has to do battle with a very angry lady who accidentially booked her husband on a seperate flight to her, to a country that doesn't exist, on a date that doesn't exist. These things easily happen though, one man got very upset that an engineer didn't show up to his on time so he cancelled his whole Internet although he was a bit of a phoney, one lad...

Well it's finally happened, we've reached the point where AI is now talking for us and saying what it thinks we should say. Time to respect our new robot overlords. This week Ron handles a very sensetive situation involving a double murder in a rental car, one man is dismayed to get another call from Ron about his rental car, one person has serious problems with their Internet service, one man insists on keeping his old phone becau...

Well here we go it's Monday on Tuesday yet again. This week Hazel invades a meeting as fake Amy, one lady is not happy that critters chewed her box, one man gets upset because people won't pick things up off the floor for him, one man actually gets bummed on a plane, one man has no right buying tickets to sweet gentle Oasis, one man is very very upset that he got moved around at his baseball game and one man gets stuck in an infini...

I think Dale came up with this show name and I feel that it's appropriate for some of the callers today. This week poor innocent Ron has to deal with Ronny wearing the customer's dresses, one man is very upset with his grocery store experience, one lady gets upset when Ron suddenly turns into an AI mid call, one man just wants to tell us that he doesn't use his bank account, one man tries and fails to win free tickets, one lady des...

Well it's Labor Day and I guess Ron has to celebrate that now. It was really hard to get people to pick up on a holiday and fight us but we managed it for you anyway. This week Ron shows a professional wrestler how to do his job properly, one man has terrible trouble with an out of control robot, one man really can't seem to stop breaking his own refridgerator, Ronny eats someone's takout, Ron completely disrupts some meets and one...

We're back baby! The weather may have cooled down but the show has not. This week Ron starts things off by getting into a heated debate about the privacy of someone's road, saves one lady from a very tacky wedding, chat's to a lovelly lady at the airport, one man is trying to actually spend his loyalty points which we no longer allow, Ron invents nano repair robots for car rentals, various people whine about their missing packages,...

It's too damn hot but luckily that means the complainers are extra cranky, and boy are they extra cranky this week. Listen as Ron attempts to delay someone's flight for no reason, one lady goes on an entire adventure whilst attempting to prove that she isn't a robot, one lady has a complete meltdown because we won't give her an upgrade, one man has to call for help after an Internet installation issue takes a very dark turn with Sc...

Here we go again, sometimes I think these people don't want my sweet gentle help. Despite people not wanting to talk today we still made them. Poor old Ron has to suffer some very rude grocery store customers, a man who got very angry about his broken dishwasher, Ron joins the Roast Masters, one lady causes yet another delivery tradgedy with her constant complaining, Ron and Scoby talk to a real life NFL player if you can call him ...

Here we go again. People are trying to uncancell Ron's cancellations and that just won't do. This week one man has a big beef with his insurance company, Ron becomes the son of the president and the head of the country's stupidest tech company, one lady gets very upset about her destroyed car, Hazel talks to a pervert, one man gets upset because he can't remember his password, one man pays way too much for a lamp, one man doesn't l...

Well tonight was definitely a night for crazy complaining Karen's. We had no time for anything else except Ron doing battle with a man who got his Internet taken out by a storm, a seriously redneck grocery store customer, a man who wet his pants on a flight, a man who met the rudest flight attendant ever, a man who was missing his brand new Donkey Kong game, a lady who was very upset that her driver petted her dogs and ended hersel...

Don't worry I do know you all. This week we're back to business as usual and we really had some crazy Karens lined up for you including a lady with a sweary name who was unhappy about her flight, one lady who was very angry that the weather was bad, Ron handles a complaint from 6 years ago, one man buys a really crappy electric vehicale and regrets it, Tyrone is back and stealing phones again, one person gets very upset about havin...

Welcome to a special Metal Mondays With Macron in honour of Ron's recent trip to Ozzy Osbourne's final ever show, this week we decided to make everything metal! It doesn't get more metal than starting the show with old Grumpy Stan, we then had an awesome conversation between Ronathon and Jyan, one lady got stuck for a very long time on our brand new AI verification system, we meet another deadbeat parent, one lady is confused about...