SENIOR PICKLEBALL: WHEN THE SPIRIT IS WILLING BUT THE JOINTS ARE NOT!

Join sportscaster Chuck "The Mouth" Morrison and former orthopedic surgeon Dr. Phil McCracken as they bring you the slowest-paced action in sports entertainment! This week's episode features a pickleball showdown between aging rivals Jon and Bob ("The Still Got It Squad") versus Stu and Larry ("We Can't Remember What the Score or Who is Serving").

Witness four senior citizens with questionable eyesight, diminishing reflexes, and undiminished trash-talking abilities battle it out on the pickleball court. Marvel at their ability to forget the score every 45 seconds! Cringe at their politically incorrect jokes! Admire their tenacity in the face of impending knee replacements!

This episode contains: dubious medical advice, inappropriate Viagra references, complaints about body parts you didn't know could hurt, and enough dad jokes to make your teenagers run screaming from the room. Not recommended for listeners with taste, decorum, or respect for the elderly.

WARNING: Contains language that was considered mildly risqué in 1975 and references to anatomical procedures that will make you uncomfortable at your next doctor's appointment.

Subscribe now – before these guys forget how to play altogether!

(Produced by Dan Gardner, MD from a recorded pickleball game and assistance from Claude AI)