The Northern Aggression Podcast

The Northern Aggression Podcast

The Northern Aggression Podcast isn’t for the easily offended. Hosted by Marshall, a sharp-tongued Chicagoan with zero filter, and Gunter, the Southern counterpart who keeps things just unhinged enough, this podcast takes on everything—and we mean everything. No topic is safe, no opinion is sugarcoated, and no one gets a free pass. If you can’t handle the heat, this ain’t the show for you. northernaggressionpod@gmail.com

Episodes

June 12, 2025 26 mins

Marshall has questions about Apple’s AirPods-as-hearing-aids commercial, but somehow, that spirals into a Christmas ad where he predicts a kid’s future as a porn star. Speaking of, why does Marshall know so much about the Porn Star Oscars? Be warned—if you sit next to him on a plane, he will analyze your boarding pass. He also roasts Gunter (again) for never grocery shopping or doing laundry, but at least their favorite Chili’s wai...

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Marshall compares his rants to Sherman’s fiery destruction of Georgia—so, you know, subtle as always. He and Gunter reflect on their favorite Chili’s waitress, question if there are other people like them out there (God help us all), and reminisce about almost getting too close to UGA’s sacred football ground. Marshall debates trolling tourists in Savannah, loses his mind over perfume commercials, realizes he’d be terrible in adver...

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May 29, 2025 56 secs

Season 2 of Northern Aggression is coming next week! Marshall and Gunter are back—still unfiltered, still mostly off-topic, and now officially reachable at northernaggressionpod@gmail.com. They're hunkered down and prepared for your hate mail, rants, and unsolicited thoughts.

In true Marshall fashion, he gives a teaser by explaining what Hexapus means... even though no one asked, and we still don’t know why it matters. Buckle up...

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May 22, 2025 15 mins

In this behind-the-scenes bonus, Marshall and Gunter reveal how the podcast was almost named “Sorry Shasta.” It all started with a test episode, a passionate Planned Parenthood rant from Marshall, and an innocent question from Shasta’s daughter that no one was prepared to answer. Oops. Tune in for the origin story that could’ve changed everything—and probably traumatized a child in the process.

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May 15, 2025 9 mins

It’s a bonus episode, because we love you (and because Season 2 is almost here). Marshall and Gunter attempt to tell the story of how the podcast got its name… but staying on topic is not their strength. Expect tangents, laughter, and the kind of chaos that somehow makes everything come together. Hopefully this tides you over until Season 2 kicks off—soon-ish!

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May 8, 2025 47 secs

The Northern Aggression Podcast is back, and somehow, we’ve gotten even more unhinged. Marshall’s rants are hotter than Sherman’s march, Gunter still can’t stop him, and no topic is safe. Season 2 kicks off with perfume ads, Chili’s waitresses, and a full-on identity crisis about pronouns—oh, and it’s dedicated to Jimmy Carter. Buckle up, because we’re just getting started.

 

Season 2 will return June 5, 2025.

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April 24, 2025 44 secs

Somehow, we made it through Season 1—unfiltered, unhinged, and mostly un-canceled. Thanks to everyone who listened, laughed, cringed, and questioned their life choices along the way. We’re grateful (in our own weird way), and we’re just getting started. Season 2 is coming… and it won’t be any safer.

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April 24, 2025 23 mins

Marshall is completely off the rails. First, he’s furious that the cleaner moved his stuff. Then, he takes us on a wild ride through his son’s religious youth soccer league—so if you're easily offended, consider this your warning. He roasts Gunter for flying to Chicago while he drives like a real man and reminds everyone they’ll shamelessly accept sponsorships from literally anyone. Oh, and somewhere in the madness, Marshall decide...

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April 17, 2025 26 mins

Marshall and Gunter channel those ‘90s sitcom very special episodes—but with Marshall’s signature humor still fully intact. They tackle the heavy topic of sexual abuse in their own offbeat way, while Marshall shares a hilarious (and maybe telling) story from 7th grade that might prove he's autistic. Plus, wild tales of a high school choir director that you won’t believe. Serious, awkward, and somehow still funny—because it’s them."

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Still stranded in Detroit airport, Marshall and Gunter keep the people-watching alive. Marshall questions women’s fashion, swears he won’t be offensive (lies), and roasts Taylor Swift and Kelly Clarkson — including his belief that the lyrics are ‘I never stray too far from the salad bar.’ Meanwhile, we finally confirm Gunter doesn’t actually listen to him — and can you blame her?

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April 3, 2025 24 mins

Marshall and Gunter are trapped in Detroit airport for 8 hours and making the most of it. From Marshall’s security adventure to world-class people watching, nothing goes unnoticed. They hype Max & Erma’s chicken tortilla soup, rave about the only tech Marshall respects (thanks, Iceland), and recount the passenger meltdown on their flight home. Airport chaos at its finest.

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Marshall and Gunter take their chaos international — straight to Iceland. Gunter's unexpectedly furious at the sheep, while Marshall can't get over the questionable tourist fashion. Of course, Marshall takes a jab at Gunter for ignoring the scenery. New country, same nonsense.

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March 20, 2025 25 mins

Marshall roasts Gunter’s accent, Gunter fires back about his mumbling, and somehow, they end up debating the TV choices at a Korean chicken joint. Marshall brags about his decade-old wardrobe, they both admit they’re incapable of ironing, and Gunter relives past animal-related trauma. It’s messy, it’s ridiculous, and it’s exactly what you expect from them.

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March 13, 2025 23 mins

Back on the road and back on their bullshit, Marshall and Gunter dive into yet another round of unhinged theories—starting with Marshall’s suspicion about people being named after state capitals. Somehow, they detour into the monarchy, another round of Welsh slander, and that one time they got thrown out of a state Capitol building. Oh, and Marshall has thoughts on people who use word fragments. As always, no one is safe, and nothi...

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March 8, 2025 21 mins

Marshall and Gunter hit the road in Ohio, but as usual, the real journey is the conversation. Gunter tries—really tries—to keep things rational, but Marshall derails it all with a rant comparing faith to weeds. If that’s not enough, he also goes off on professional development activities, because why improve yourself when you can just complain? Buckle up—this one goes sideways fast.

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Gunter dives back into the internet’s finest headlines, but the real chaos starts when she casually admits to putting sugar in her mac and cheese. Naturally, Marshall loses his mind. As always, he takes things a step too far—whether it’s roasting Gunter’s food choices or going off on Southerners who panic at the sight of a snowflake. It’s unfiltered, unnecessary, and absolutely on brand.

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March 8, 2025 24 mins

It all starts with a simple slip of the tongue, and from there, it’s total chaos. Gunter’s misspeak sends Marshall spiraling down a rabbit hole of childhood memories, random stories, and unexpected tangents. Along the way, he reminisces about a long-lost friend, somehow ends up at a state math meet, and things only get weirder from there. Buckle up—it’s a wild one.

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March 8, 2025 28 mins

Gunter brings the headlines, and Marshall brings the rage. This episode covers the hard-hitting issues: a woman caught in a high-stakes straw heist at Fazoli’s, Marshall’s ongoing vendetta against the Welsh, and his latest unhinged theory about how ice is secretly a communist plot. It’s chaotic, it’s questionable, and it’s exactly what you signed up for.

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March 8, 2025 20 mins

Marshall and Gunter take a trip to a Livermore Valley winery, but the only thing flowing more than the wine is Marshall’s frustration. As they navigate swirling, sniffing, and the absurdity of overpriced grape juice, Marshall is pushed to his limit by the pretentiousness of it all. Will Gunter keep things classy, or will this tasting turn into a full-bodied rant with notes of rage? Pour yourself a glass (or don’t) and tune in.

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