The Northern Aggression Podcast

Marshall kicks things off with a warning: this episode contains adult content (which… yeah, fair). Gunter calls him out for declaring yet another "very special episode." Marshall had a dream he had to get on tape, and the results are predictably unhinged. They take a detour into pandemic memories, uninvited invitations, and Marshall’s deep (and disturbing) appreciation for Shamrock Shakes. Apparently, he thinks vomiting one is a “d...

Marshall had a dream… and Gunter died. But don’t worry—there was a spreadsheet involved. Gunter calls him out for not being that devastated, and somehow ends up being accused of being Welsh. Again. They talk Dateline, death, and math (but not “fancy math,” Marshall insists). Gunter wins the calculus argument. Marshall shares his spiritual connection to The Blues Brothers and demands to know why we can’t make fun of stupid things an...

Marshall’s got gripes—this time it’s Gen Z, drug names, and German cars. He swears he’s not talking politics, but we go from Bernie Mac to Jimmy Carter in under two minutes. Gunter just wants to tell a story, but Marshall’s relentless interruptions make it a team effort. He’s mad Gunter doesn’t give him breaking news. She’s confused about what article they’re even discussing. And yes, Marshall’s coming for the Welsh again (because ...

Marshall opens strong with his usual disclaimer—he claims no responsibility. Gunter’s got penis questions inspired by TikTok videos, and somehow Ding Dongs, Twinkies, and squash become part of the conversation. Things immediately go off the rails. Marshall recounts Gunter falling at the Arizona Capitol (just one incident in a long résumé of clumsiness). There’s outrage over banana popsicles getting their own box, Southern analogies...

Marshall is once again confused why anyone thinks this podcast is funny—but hey, here we are. Gunter debuts a new designer purse, and Marshall roasts it with zero knowledge of labels or prices (she’s not telling anyway). Gunter spills the time Marshall frog-hopped into Walmart. We also learn that Marshall’s old boss tried to fix him with public speaking classes. Spoiler: it didn’t work. There’s malicious compliance, chicken tender ...

Marshall and Gunter recount getting stared down at dinner—probably because their religion convo went one bridge too far. Marshall has a bold vision for a mega church empire, while Gunter sees $$$ and Marshall calls her indulgent. There's talk of fun uncles vs. funny uncles, but Gunter can’t seem to explain much without spiraling. They take you on a fashion-judging tour of Walmart, where Gunter has to explain dude wipes to a horrifi...

Marshall’s in rare form—singing, dancing, and questioning whether Britney Spears got a boob job in 1997 (he has thoughts). He breaks down his signature dance moves, attempts to explain a Paula Abdul routine, and humbly brags about impressing a stranger with his Macarena. Gunter keeps referencing songs he’s never heard of, and he’s still spiraling about the Nerd Bowl—this time, furious about the absurdity of some questions. Marshall...

Marshall has questions about Apple’s AirPods-as-hearing-aids commercial, but somehow, that spirals into a Christmas ad where he predicts a kid’s future as a porn star. Speaking of, why does Marshall know so much about the Porn Star Oscars? Be warned—if you sit next to him on a plane, he will analyze your boarding pass. He also roasts Gunter (again) for never grocery shopping or doing laundry, but at least their favorite Chili’s wai...

Marshall compares his rants to Sherman’s fiery destruction of Georgia—so, you know, subtle as always. He and Gunter reflect on their favorite Chili’s waitress, question if there are other people like them out there (God help us all), and reminisce about almost getting too close to UGA’s sacred football ground. Marshall debates trolling tourists in Savannah, loses his mind over perfume commercials, realizes he’d be terrible in adver...

Season 2 of Northern Aggression is coming next week! Marshall and Gunter are back—still unfiltered, still mostly off-topic, and now officially reachable at northernaggressionpod@gmail.com. They're hunkered down and prepared for your hate mail, rants, and unsolicited thoughts.

In true Marshall fashion, he gives a teaser by explaining what Hexapus means... even though no one asked, and we still don’t know why it matters. Buckle up...

Marshall is completely off the rails. First, he’s furious that the cleaner moved his stuff. Then, he takes us on a wild ride through his son’s religious youth soccer league—so if you're easily offended, consider this your warning. He roasts Gunter for flying to Chicago while he drives like a real man and reminds everyone they’ll shamelessly accept sponsorships from literally anyone. Oh, and somewhere in the madness, Marshall decide...

Marshall and Gunter channel those ‘90s sitcom very special episodes—but with Marshall’s signature humor still fully intact. They tackle the heavy topic of sexual abuse in their own offbeat way, while Marshall shares a hilarious (and maybe telling) story from 7th grade that might prove he's autistic. Plus, wild tales of a high school choir director that you won’t believe. Serious, awkward, and somehow still funny—because it’s them."