September 18, 2024 • 63 mins
Welcome back to another episode of The Parker's Couch with Cameron Carlon and Carl! This week, we dive deep into some serious issues, including the disturbing topic of underage trafficking. Buckle up as we discuss the latest developments and offer our insights.
First, we tackle the shocking news about Diddy facing federal charges for racketeering and sex trafficking. We break down the 14-page indictment and discuss the implications for the music mogul. How deep does this go, and who else might be involved? Tune in to find out!
Next, we shift gears to discuss Donald Trump's recent attempted assassination scare. Was it a genuine threat or a setup for sympathy? We explore various theories and the broader implications for U.S. politics.
In the second half of the show, we dive into the NFL's Week 2 action. The Cowboys and 49ers both suffered humiliating defeats, and we analyze what went wrong. We also take a closer look at the surprising 0-2 starts for teams like the Ravens, Colts, Jags, and Bengals.
Lastly, we evaluate the performance of first and second-year quarterbacks. Is the gap between college and NFL play too wide for some of these young talents? And what's going on with Sunshine and other struggling QBs? Don't miss our in-depth discussion!
Stay tuned for more updates and insights, and don't forget to follow us on YouTube and TikTok for the latest news from The Parker's Couch!
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This is the parker's couch with cameron carlin and carl the parker brothers
some material is for a mature audience sit back and enjoy,
The issue I have is underage people, men and women underage,
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men and kids, boys and girls, trafficking people. That's ridiculous.
That's what I'm talking about.
Music.
We're back, back, back again. Another episode on the couch.
What's going on, my brothers? How you feeling tonight? What's up, fam?
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I got to go back. It's the most handsome, the most deaf in there. Oh, he's back.
I'm back. I wonder what happened last time. I'm back.
Our conceited brother is back. We love him so. You love me.
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I'm just happy to actually make it in.
Yes, how you doing? How you doing with the storm and all?
Man. Hopefully we don't get what y'all got. We got wrecked over the coals, man.
22 inches in 24 hours. Whoa.
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Yeah. Wow. It just, that storm just sat on us.
And, you know, it was flash flooding everywhere.
And I was stuck at work. had
to stay out yeah had to sleep at work
man oh oh wow that's
not fun no you know but thankfully we had you know emergency preparedness actions
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in full effect and you know it pays to be prepared for all that kind of for
those absolutely absolutely i'm glad you you turned out okay Okay, brother.
Yes, absolutely. I was able to traverse back safely, but roads are closed everywhere, man.
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It's rough out there, but we're here. We're thankful.
We're ready to rock. Let's talk about this stuff tonight.
All right. Let's talk about it. Let me let me get serious and get the headset
on so we can get there and get with it.
I want to before we get going, I want to thank you all who everyone who's been
voting for our podcast name.
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I'm going to share with you later what's going on. There are some leads,
some some things in the lead there for what people think our name should be.
And some suggestions out there.
But we're going to probably wrap that up this week. And hopefully the ideas
by October, start of that, we'll have our new name, new logo,
all that stuff and ready to roll.
And we'll be able to share with y'all what that is going to be, brothers.
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And also we got to congratulate Carl.
He was victorious of our picks in the first week. He went a glorious eight and eight.
Media. Wow.
I know how you feel about third place what's your first today.
We all sucked in our pick
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this week it was all boom boom boom I went 7-9 and Carlin you bringing in the
rear well I took some chances I took some chances baby I was not afraid well
we can't do it with our hearts we gotta use some logic,
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From now on. Yeah, absolutely.
We're going that route. We'll see what we're going to give with predictions.
Y'all stay tuned for that on our YouTube channel for that.
So let's get the show started. We got a packed show for you today because there
is a lot going on from Diddy to Trump and all the NFL news.
And we're going to start right with the diddler. Yes, the Dittler,
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Dittler, Dittler is going down and he deserves to go down if allegedly with all it said is true.
Did he, as the world knows, was arrested and detained on federal charges for racketeering?
And sex trafficking. The indictment was released today.
If you go to our YouTube page on the Parker's Couch, I did a live reading of
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the 14-page indictment.
On that page, you'll also find some of the other lawsuits that are involved
with Diddy. But we got to kind of start from the beginning.
This all began in November of 2023 when Cassie called it all out.
She called out all the abuse.
She called out the sexual abuse, the physical abuse, just all the nastiness
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that was going on with P. Diddy.
And you know what? He settled immediately, the next day. So you knew something was up right then.
But that snowballed. And today we have now eight cases against Diddy.
The latest one was Dawn from Diddy Dirty Money and also Denity Kane,
who came out against Diddy. and that was a juicy one right there, laying it all out.
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And it plays into some of the things that happened with Diddy today.
What I want to do is read one excerpt for you in this indictment of Diddy.
Oh boy, boy, boy. Here we go.
So before this, they started talking about freak-offs and they explained what freak-offs are.
I want to get y'all reaction after I read this.
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Man, freak-offs are just sex performance parties that could go on for days under
Diddy's watch, filled with drugs and everything else.
So it says members and associates of the Comb Enterprise, which they call a
criminal enterprise in the lawsuit, including high ranking supervisors,
security staff, household staff, personal assistants, and other Combs business employees,
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facilitated the freak-offs by, among other things, booking hotel rooms for the
freak-offs, stocking the hotel rooms in advance with the required freak-off supplies,
including controlled substances, baby oil.
Lubricant, extra linens, and lighting, cleaning the hotel rooms after the freak-offs
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to try to mitigate room damage,
arranging for travel for victims, commercial sex workers, and combs to To and from the free calls.
Resupplying combs with requested supplies, delivering large sums of cash to
combs to pay the commercial sets workers, and scheduling the delivery of IV fluids.
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Yes, they would use IV fluids after it was over because they would be so strung
out on drugs and need to replenish.
And the last sentence, in or about March 2024, doing searches of combs residents
in Miami, Florida and Los Angeles, California. Y'all remember the raids.
Law enforcement seized various freak off supplies, including narcotics and more
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than one thousand bottles of baby oil and lubricant.
What y'all got to say, my brothers?
Have you ever been swallowed? I guess we don't answer that question.
Washington, Petey Jakes.
Call it.
Call it.
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On that note, did you see the recent allegations they said about Trey Songz? No.
That came out that somebody said that they didn't want to release the name,
but it's a social media person who was invited to a Diddy party.
And they said they was invited to Diddy's room. And when he came in,
Trey Songz was sitting on his lap and they were making out and asked them if he wanted to join.
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Well, that's nothing to do with Trey Songz. That's rumors been out there for
a long time. I'm not surprised. And as soon did they want to join?
Oh, this social media person that they invited to the party.
Well, all I got to say is I am disgusted with Mr.
Diddy, why are you entering into all these salacious acts?
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I mean, why do you have to do that? I don't understand why people and these
freak-offs are going for days,
I just don't get it. I don't understand that.
I know those, I guess, the drugs, the hallucinogens or whatever he was using,
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put those people in trance is kind of like.
And, you know, they were in these states of euphoria from the use of ecstasy or whatever.
And that, you know, I know how that that stuff can can cause you to go for that
and not know what's going on.
But still, what is his what is his thing with that?
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I don't understand that. You
know, they say when they arrested him at the hotel, he had ecstasy on him.
That's what they're saying, that he also had narcotics on him then.
My thing is, he's just he's got to be the fall guy or something,
because there's some there's some other nefarious characters out there that are involved in this.
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There are. There are some unnamed people, some probably unknown people.
But at the same time, Fall Guy, Conda, he's also very...
The things alleged in this lawsuit, the way he intimidated people,
the way he threatened to kill people if they said anything.
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How he threatened to take out
people's families, said he is known to take ninjas out and he would do it.
We know that but yes i'm
thinking there's there's some big names
out there tied along with these free comps oh it's
got to be that's why i'm saying when they see some of that that material at
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his mansion that that time in the raid i guarantee you on that hard drive it's
some it's some names out there some government government officials oh we know that for sure Sure.
Absolutely. And some huge names out there.
That's why he's the guy that he's taking people out.
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Yeah, because... Oh, it's going to be some big fish. Those high names.
Absolutely. Those big names. They don't want to be revealed,
man. He wasn't doing this by himself.
The rappers, the sports stars, the entertainment people, the actors,
politicians, like you said, brother.
To me, my issue, I mean, the sex work, People get paid for that.
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You know, if you want to have a good time, I don't have a problem with you having a good time.
The issue I have is underage people, men and women underage,
men and kids, boys and girls, trafficking people. That's ridiculous.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I mean, but you you drugging up these people.
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See, he was drugging up these underage people.
Mm hmm. Yeah. Mm hmm. That's uncalled for, man.
I've been so deep for that. I mean, you have higher professionals.
People do this for a living.
So why are you out here taking advantage of other privileged people?
He gives me this God complex, too, that he has. Like, it's this whole control thing.
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And that's kind of been, like, Diddy's kind of arc of his career,
I feel like. He wants so much to be that guy.
And it seems like he does whatever he does to exert control.
Pro it's it's like an addiction Bieber uh
sure those are they got stories yep people
that he you just know there's something with Justin Bieber that's just not out
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there to say like his trajectory is it went totally different and just his demeanor
and everything later in life you could you could tell some things definitely
happen and don't forget Jaden and Smith.
There's going to be another Will and Jada sighting coming up in here. Trust and believe.
Oh, boy. But now there have been some ties or some people would say Will and Diddy have had some.
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Interactions and that he's got his fingers interwoven into that too.
We're all over it somewhere down the line.
Y'all don't do Will. Don't say it. Don't say it.
Don't say that i say
he's interwoven into that fabric he's in
there and i've had stories by jada allegedly from college
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so that's how far that goes back wow yeah
wow we'll see we'll see but things were so fast moving today with diddy in court
he pleaded not guilty his lawyer i just felt like was making an ass of himself
doing victim blaming the way he he called he and cassie's relationship mutually toxic.
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And was talking about they were both cheating on each other and
she took his phone and hit him
with something and blah blah blah that with the hotel footage
that we saw tries to talk about how pretty much
she was the initiator as well dragging him around the hotel on camera thank
you but it was a whole lot of victim blaming like that they were trying to you
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know get a 50 million dollar bond did not happen because the judge was like,
no, it was, it came out that Diddy.
So in the Dawn lawsuit, the last one, there's Kalina Harper in it.
And she ties Kalina Harper into a lot of the stuff going on,
who was a part of Diddy Dirty Money too.
She mentions her 33 times in the lawsuit, times with experiencing stuff together,
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talking with Cassie together, trying to get her to leave with her going through
her own abuse with her husband, who's best friends with Diddy.
And whenever they found out Dawn confronted and tried to help her in the situation,
they got at Dawn and threatened her.
So Kalena comes out with this message saying how Dawn's experience is hers and
yada, yada, yada. It wasn't mine.
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Diddy's been nothing but great. Now it's come out that Diddy contacted her 54
times in one day after Dawn's lawsuit came out.
So you know what that was all about and getting her together and that's why
that statement came out her trying to make Dawn out to be a liar this man something
is wrong with him he's a psycho.
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How can you call somebody 54 times in one day.
Not me getting a call doing a podcast he didn't want that thing to get out was
that Diddy on the line that was Diddy right that was like perfect right there
on the line I told you, don't be reporting this news.
Okay? But you know what?
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You know who's looking mighty good coming out of this, though?
It was kind of weird. Jaguar Wright.
Jaguar has told all these kind of crazy stories. And we're like,
oh, Jaguar, you're crazy.
I don't know. It could be some truth to this stuff.
She's kept it. She's kept it real. Now, some things might be a little out there, but she's real.
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Didn't Jaguar say something about Jay-Z, too?
Oh, absolutely. Oh, Jay-Z. Oh, she cannot stand Jay-Z.
Everybody. Yeah. She says Jay-Z keeps Beyonce drunk.
Yeah, that's what I heard her say now. And said he messed up Foxy Brown when she was underage.
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That's what everybody's saying. Jay-Z is the next one to drop.
Like he's going to be a bit when that's going to eventually drop with this.
Well, they ain't going to let
these Negroes out here. Keep making all this money and get away with it.
Okay. Thank you. Become a billionaires. Oh, that's put a huge target on their back.
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And LeBron has not been touched yet, but he apparently he's been at a party.
He's been at some parties. He's been at the parties.
But just because you attend a party doesn't mean you win. People have always
said, you could go to the parties, but you don't know when it's time to leave.
Yes, that's the power. That's right.
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It could be a case like that. But I don't know. I see you might peep something going on.
We ain't going to incriminate LeBron. All right. Right. All right.
That's what Diddy, continue to follow the couch for Diddy.
I'm going to be tracking this case as things are going out.
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Definitely pay attention to the YouTube page as we will keep you updated with the Diddy news.
Let's go on to somebody else who thinks they are above the law, Mr. Donald Trump.
But Trump was back in the news for a lot of things this past week.
But I guess one of the major things was this attempted assassination again.
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This is kind of odd for me now.
And I'm not a big conspiracy theorist person, but I got a lot of theories kind
of floating in my head what this could be about.
So it could either be a conspiracy theory route or it could be like just his
dangerous rhetoric that's going on because he is saying some foul stuff.
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And the way they are doubling down on immigrants and the Haitian Americans and
everything going on now, or Haitian immigrants...
I'm out there in Springfield, Ohio, which has just been utterly disgusting between him and J.D. Vance.
You just pick and choose whatever you want to do.
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But the assassination happened on the golf course or the apparent attempted assassination.
And Florida law enforcement officials
are now launching their own criminal investigation into this matter.
We'll see what comes of that. But I'm curious, what were y'all thinking whenever
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you heard Trump was shot at again?
I mean, attempt of assassination is being generous. The guy didn't shoot at him.
Maybe he had a plot and a ploy, but he didn't attempt to assassinate him.
He had the intent, maybe, but an attempt was not made. So I think the wording should be changed.
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Wait, where'd the shots go? He didn't shoot. Did he shoot?
Or did they just see the gun? Well, I know they shot at him.
What happened was that the Secret Service, whenever he plays golf,
is either one or two holes ahead to be able to look out for anything outlandish like this.
What I heard was they saw the man with a gun sitting through a fence, basically.
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And that's when they started chasing him and he ran away and went on the highway
that high speed chase on the highway and they stopped at a traffic stop so I
don't think he actually shot at him,
okay so the muzzle of the gun was poking through the fence through the fence
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yeah and that's what they saw the sniper pointed it out or Or...
Saw it and then they went after the guy, but I don't know.
It all sounds fishy to me for one muzzle.
If the muzzle was out of that fence, he would have been KO right at that point. Hello. Hello.
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So, uh, you know, I don't understand this detaining somebody that's already got a rifle and,
engaged, ready to, you know, take aim at a former president,
and he's still walking around.
You know, we got a young black lady that was killed, possibly maybe throwing water at a cop. Yes.
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Absolutely. Thank you. And this guy here, he gets walked into a police station.
So this is where the conspiracies are coming in, brother, Because it's not making sense to me.
All right. Fool me once, you know, fool me twice.
How can this happen so soon back to back?
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One possible idea is like a setup for, you know, for sympathy.
Because the rhetoric out there around these things, whenever the people who
have done this have all been on the right or have been Donald Trump supporters
at one point of time or in part, whatever you want to call it.
Our brother told us last week that that's not a party anymore.
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So whatever it is, they've all been on that side, even though they try to claim
like the other side and everything.
But it could go one route of sympathy things.
It could go inside work with Secret Service. I've never seen a Secret Service so terrible.
And I don't even like Trump, but this Secret Service is terrible.
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Well, from my understanding, they're not true Secret Service agents.
Some of them are like online, homeland security type agents that just pass the
course online and really aren't really professional.
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I just tell the truth. Yeah. I don't think they're professional secret service
agents, but I'm going to tell you what it's setting up for, man.
So Trump is feeling the heat right now. Mm-hmm.
Vice President Harris has gained significant backing. him. So...
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He setting it up for us to have this internal strife in this in this country
to where we'll have possible civil war.
The rhetoric is all I do not disagree with you.
You know, at one point, I might rag on you for the length you'd be going.
But this makes total sense to me.
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It's just all the rhetoric building up to this is what has been.
You know, I've been saying this for a minute. that's
what that's what he's looking to incite if if it goes down like the way it's
going right now that's what's going to happen once harris wins we will be in
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civil war territory yeah.
Yeah yeah i'm really you know that's a fair i'm legit worried about that if harris does pull this
out like what's gonna happen january 6th
was a warm-up oh yeah and carl to piggyback
on your point about as a service i saw a report where basically the secret service
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are they're doing like fraud like homeowner fraud that kind of stuff then they
get it went to the top for the presidential details,
you know, they get pulled up for those type of things.
And they're, like, severely understaffed. And it's not, like,
a real proper training that they're getting.
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So the Secret Service has really been exposed with these incidents.
So I have zero faith in them at this point. I just hope that they can protect everybody.
I don't want anybody to go out that way. Y'all got it.
Carlin, let my Secret Service people live because I got a close friend of mine.
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I'm not going to say his name because I don't want to put him out there like that.
He is a legitimate agent and he for real.
I'm not saying everybody. I'm saying that there's a multitude of people who
are not trained properly.
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Not everybody, but a multitude. You said it's the majority. It's the multitude.
Because. They're severely understaffed. Let's not stretch it out that way.
I'm not going to go there right now.
I'm just going to say there are reports of some things not being okay.
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Some? Okay. We're going to go with some. My brother spoke. He has spoken.
Some. We went from multitude to some. Yeah, what do you mean?
Here we go. But can I say this, though, about there being a setup, like y'all were saying?
When has J.D., Vance, and Trump been on the same side and sort of talking points on any issue?
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I think it was very convenient that they both came out together to talk about
how, oh, this is coming from the Democratic Party or the left, so to speak.
But they'd never been together on any topic with the same talking points.
So that made me think something doesn't smell quite right for them to have to be on one page.
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That hasn't happened the entire campaign so I agree with you Cameron when you
were saying that something seems a little bit off with these attempts.
Just from hearing things with your ear to the street my ears to the pavement
and I'm hearing some of these,
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you know you got some of these conservative far right guys out here they already
screaming about getting their guns oh yeah Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, I introduced camera to this. You did.
I was like, I used to listen to conservative dudes all the time until Trump came in office.
This has got to be unbearable. But they've been preaching this civil war us
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against them ever since Obama was in office. Yes, sir. They have.
So that's what's coming to a head now. Oh, yeah.
When Trump started calling out them proud boys and... Yeah.
Nazis and everything else. Yeah. It's come to a head.
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All right, brothers. Well, we'll let that be the final word on that one for
now. There will be more, I'm sure, to come.
Let's continue to back half of this podcast, and let's get into some NFL Week 2, brothers.
It was an interesting week, I guess.
A lot of Giants fail, some surprises, a lot of crazy combat.
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That was just really strange. But we're going to start with Thursday night with the Bills-Dolphins.
One game I did get right, one of the seven there.
But the big news was coming from Tua, who has now officially been placed on IR.
Go ahead and share this for the people, for those of you watching on YouTube, so you can follow along.
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But he has officially been placed on IR.
And the Dolphins have signed, I believe, Tyler Huntley as well. They picked him up now.
And now the questions are, what's going to happen?
Because Tua had suffered a concussion while running for a first down and colliding
with Bill's safety, DeMar Hamlin, interesting enough.
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In the second half of Miami's week, Tua lost to Buffalo on September 12th.
The impact left him dazed on the ground before he was helped off the field and
instantly concerned the football world because we know his history.
I'm curious, we haven't talked about this. What do you feel Tua should do?
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What are the terms of his contract? That is interesting. All right.
So on that note, So it was a four year, two hundred and twelve point four million
dollar contract extension in late July.
This throws there was some reporting on that.
And I could look that up as specifically like what how it plays into that contract right now.
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Did it have any language regarding his health?
So if it didn't have anything specifically dealing with concussions,
if he has guaranteed money on the table, I'm riding off into the sunset with
that guaranteed money while I still have all my faculties intact.
Because obviously, we could breathe on him and he'll get a concussion. I'm so upset with you.
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So we breathe on him and he'll get a concussion.
But I'm saying, too, he's damaged goods. Brothers.
He has damaged goods. And you can't just keep shaking your brain like that and
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causing that bleeding in your brain like that. And it'd be good for you.
Your brain ain't meant to be shaking like an egg yolk like that.
That's basically what's happening to him. So there's a lot going on with this contract.
And I just read just a little bit briefly for you here.
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So his fully guaranteed number is $93.17 million.
Not $167 million. And then it includes his 2024 signing bonus and 2025 roster bonus and 2025 salary.
Of that 42 million signing bonus, of that, the 42 million signing bonus has
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already been paid and his salary is $1.125 million for the season.
That leaves the remaining fully guaranteed money that is yet to be paid around 50 million.
On the flip side, roughly 124 million in injury guaranteed money is still yet to be paid.
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So there's some injury guarantee there.
But, oh, the next line I should have kept reading.
If and when Tua makes it through NFL's concussion protocol, as he's reportedly
planning to do, he would no longer be considered injured.
For the purposes of the injury guarantee.
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Therefore, if he does retire, he would need to forego all of his future money, guaranteed or not.
Lingering offense from injuries don't rise to the level of the injury guarantee
as long as he's cleared to play.
Well, what if they cut him before that happens?
Well, would the cut be injury-related or just— I think they would have to cut
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him now because he's going through the protocol.
If they cut him now, all they would actually owe him would be that 50-something million.
It's cutthroat. It's a business. It's a dog-eat-dog. But I will tell you why
I'm upset with Tua. Why are you mad at Tua?
Because, first of all, they've had, from what I've read and seen from different commentators,
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they've had extensive trainings about teaching them how to slide,
how to get out of the way, how to go down.
The hit he took was so unnecessary.
He did not have to go head up with that dude right there. that he easily could
have slid and not taken the contact.
So it's like he's being reckless because he was playing so poorly.
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I think he realized how badly he was playing.
He's like, I got to try to make a play. I got to try to make a play.
But knowing that you have been concussed on multiple occasions.
You can't take those hits.
You just can't do it under any circumstance. sense so he's
not doing himself any favors by not being i don't want to say intelligent but
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not making the business decision instead of trying to be the hero on a play that didn't need a hero.
You're already down with two or three touchdowns you're not going to score a
touchdown on the play Like, get down and live the fight another day.
I'll tell you what, I feel sorry for Waddle and Tyreek.
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You know, those are weapons.
Nobody get the ball to them now without him playing. It's sad for the Dolphins
organization, really, you know.
Because, like you said, brother, I think Tua was selfish in that moment.
I think he was selfish in that moment. You know, like you said,
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he was thinking about how poorly he was playing, but you got to think about longevity.
This season is a very long season, and as you stated,
they have been, you know, training those guys, and especially Tua,
on the proper way to slide and to avoid taking any hits to the head,
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period, but any hard hit.
I mean, it didn't even have to be to the head. It would be to the rib, anything.
You know, he shouldn't take any hard hits.
Not as the franchise board. And I get the idea of being competitive and all
these, you know, you get into that, how guys talk that way.
But at some point, you got to be smart. Yeah.
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Hey, you got to make decisions. Right. It's a business decision.
Like crime says. So you know you have to play a little bit more difficult than anybody else.
Like, I don't understand. You ain't no Cam Newton out there. What's going on? Okay.
I don't see Mahomes taking these things. He's always out there running.
Because he's smart. He's getting down.
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Even Lamar. Lamar.
He's getting down. Yeah.
Lamar used to try to play tough. Run out of bounds. He'd get down.
But we'll be getting to Lamar. We'll be getting there.
All right. Let's go ahead and move from Tua and stuff there.
Let's get to our teams that sucked.
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Ain't no other way to put it with what happened. The Cowboys and the 49ers both went down.
The Cowboys got destroyed.
And Brother Carl, we're going to let you out the floor on this one.
44-19 beat down was put on them.
Derek Carr was going off. Kamara, three touchdowns.
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Go ahead, Brother. Can you bring the stats up for me on the length of the drives?
Because there were multiple drives over 65 yards that occurred on Sunday,
my brothers, which if I was Jerry Jones,
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Mike Zimmer would be fired the next day. Yeah.
The defense was atrocious. Now, can you say soft?
The defense was soft against the run.
Soft. Soft against the run. Kamara, he probably could have had seven touchdowns
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if he wanted, if they would have handed it to him.
He ended up with what, four that game? Yeah, he might have had four. I know he had three.
Was it three running? Did he have one catching? That might have been.
He had four touchdowns, but did he run for like a buck 50? I can pull it up
in the box score right now. We can settle all this and make sure it's right.
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He had a buck 15, three touchdowns on the ground, and let's see,
receiving, and he had a receiving touchdown.
65 yards receiving, too, by the way.
So four touchdowns. That is – look at that score, 44 points. So, 44-19.
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Now, correct me if I'm wrong. Didn't Green Bay put up over 40 on them in the playoffs last year?
That was the last home game that they had. And this is the first home game that they have.
So, that's consecutive 44-point.
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Debacles at home. Yeah. The Cowboys, they're not even the average team.
They're below average. They're below average teams.
They were talking all this silliness about Super Bowl and all this foolishness
after that one game against mediocre Cleveland Browns team.
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And you're going to...
Mediocre at best. Yeah.
That's been generous. And you're going to say, oh, we're going to the Super Bowl.
Now, I'm a realist. I said, let's win one playoff game. That's all. You did. You did.
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On the road. Not a home playoff game against the deaf and the poor.
I would take that home playoff win against the deaf and the poor.
Because we just need – we need a win right now.
But, yeah, I'm disgusted with him, man. And Mr. Prescott.
That's what I'm waiting for. We know what you were saying in the chat.
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We know what you were saying in the chat about your quarterback.
That's my quarterback. Not me.
Mr. Prescott. I'm with you, brother.
I think I told you guys last week. I took my chances on Trey Lance.
I think Carlin said that might be a bridge too far, but I don't know if you still feel the same way.
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I think I may take that back now, brother. You may be able to do something.
Or at least one of these new guys that came out. Let's see.
Do something, but don't pay this guy $60 million to go out there and be trash.
See, 27 to 39, 293 yards, one TD, two interceptions.
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Did he have a fumble? Did he fumble? How did he get that back?
I might be making that up. How many interceptions? Two.
And they were bad. Both of them were bad interceptions.
He's looking wide-eyed and crazy after he came through them.
Not wide-eyed and crazy.
Brothers, I'm just disgusted. Cowboy Nation, I think, agrees with you.
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I'm disgusted, too, brother. Did you know that the Saints scored six straight
touchdowns, first of all?
That's how nobody scored touchdowns in the league. Number two,
they averaged four yards per carry before contact.
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What did I say about the defense? That is absurd.
Now, the defense is fast. The defense is skilled.
But the NFL, you need all. Now, are we overlooking, though, the Saints, though?
Because they destroyed Carolina and put up points. Now they did it against the Cowboys.
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The Saints just better than what people may be thinking.
Me, you, and Fallon can lie about this on the right now.
And also, we got to look at it like this.
I think the NFL teams are a little confused because we have gone back to smash
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the ball football right now. People are running the football. ball.
Dallas is built to play ahead with a lead.
Like you said, brother being fast, running, getting sacks, chasing the quarterback.
They're not built to stop the run.
But they better learn how to stop it. Like Rick Ryan said, chasing the quarterback
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is a privilege. You have to stop the run first.
And why did they bring a safety up to stop the run? Like, was Mike Zimmerman and sleep. He said.
Are you going to make any adjustments? Any adjustments? Just one.
Just one. Just one adjustment. I mean, at least load up the box.
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I mean, seriously. Seriously.
Well, we can't only be disgusted at the Cowboys.
Carlin, I need you to go in on the Niners losing 23 to 17 to Minnesota.
Just as I thought, trash. Like we said, we said they're going to perform poorly.
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I'm with Carl Parker. I don't know if we have a quarterback.
I am not sure if we have one.
And now Debo's out along with McCaffrey for several weeks. I'm concerned. I'm concerned.
I am concerned. Well, I told y'all for two years, Purdy is not the guy.
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But this is going to show me a lot these next couple weeks.
I'm looking at Purdy. He finished 28 of 36, 319 yards, one TD, one interception.
I could have sworn he had more than one interception. It should have been more
than one. I'm about to throw one.
It should have been more than one. Yes. It's like every game is like,
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oh, that should have been picked off. That should have been picked off. It's a mess.
Minnesota's D is pretty good, though. I will say that. They are.
That is true. Minnesota's a lot better than I think we thought they were going to be this season.
And our defense is not as good either. So, well, you do have one animal. Oh, we have one. Yes.
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Mr. Varner is a beast.
Warner single-handedly brought
y'all back. Single-handedly. He was trying to will us to a victory.
Interceptions, fumble recoveries, causing fumbles.
He was. He was the one that Jones was in. Oh, yeah.
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He put the game away right there. He was, absolutely.
Well, brothers, I don't know. I'm not going to – the Debo injury has me concerned,
and we're already without McCaffrey.
So what's the Debo injury?
What did he injure?
Specifically, I'm not even sure what was the official ruling,
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But we're going to find out right now.
But we know he could miss multiple weeks. It was his calf. So it was officially
his calf. A calf strain. He'll be all right.
Y'all, you guys are okay.
43-17, I mean, even though I hate a loss, I can live with that loss more than 44-19.
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Yeah, at least it was on the road, too. I can – In a hostile environment, yes.
But 44-19 at home, that's embarrassing. Yes.
I'm going to start wearing the trash bag over my head. Or a paper bag.
Well you know we can't just stop at our teams because there are a few,
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only you know we'll go we'll say the quarterbacks for the end let's
go to the o and two teams because i think it flows into that you know these
teams our teams that do so hot and everything right there but there are some
surprising o and two starts that are going on we have the ravens who lost that
game to the Raiders some kind of way. The Colts are now 0-2.
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We were all wrong on that pick against the Packers.
The Jags are 0-2. They lost against the lowly Browns and did not look good.
And the Bengals lost a tough one against the Chiefs, which that one has been,
you know, people are upset, but me and Carlin was watching that game and I'm
like, Like, that's pass interference.
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I mean, he was there early. Don't do it.
I mean, what is he not supposed to? They're like, refs should decide the game, blah, blah, blah.
I don't know. He was there early.
It was the right call. It was just the right call. I don't know what else to
tell y'all, Bengal fans.
And I'd be mad at the coordinator for not bringing the heat.
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Like, I don't understand why he played so lax when the defensive end was killing
that tackle the whole game for the Chiefs.
Like, I don't know why he didn't bring any pressure or let him go and go get
Mahomes. Like, that didn't make any sense to me.
But, yeah, it was a poor defensive call and a poor defensive execution.
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Yeah. But I'm really surprised at the Ravens.
That's who I'm really surprised at. and the way that they lost this game up
10 in the fourth quarter at home against the Raiders. That's what they do.
I don't understand. They give us too many leads all the time. That's Lamar.
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And the defense. Yeah. And then they always have bad luck plays too.
Like that interception really should have been interception.
Like the receivers fumble the ball or don't make like the right route or it's
just like the little small things that get them or the offensive coordinator forgets to run the ball.
Like you have Henry's big behind back there and you don't give him the ball. Like really?
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Here's the thing. I said that last week.
If y'all don't want to run with Derrick Henry, please send him back. Send him a text. Okay.
How wrong were we? Our predictions were like double.
You know, we had like two touchdowns. Henry's going to, you know,
run 20-plus times and da-da-da.
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It was set up for them. They were up by 10 points, like you said.
Yeah. All they had to do was give them the ball.
I don't know what they're thinking. They're not even using the weapons that
they have. But Harbaugh, he said something in a press conference and it made
me scratch my head. That was so stupid.
You know what I'm talking about? Yes.
What is it? We didn't bring Henry to give him the ball 30 times a game. Yes.
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He said that out loud. Then he started naming all the players. It's all of us.
I'm like, but that's Derrick Henry.
Do you know what he's been doing in this league? You give him the ball 30 times
a game because it's going to open up your other guys. I bet your brother would.
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What? Yes. He would run him 50 times a game.
Could your bachelor have to tackle Henry after playing him for four quarters?
Well, that's usually what happens. That's why you used him in the fourth quarter.
The wear and the tear. Thank you. I remember one drive, well,
the first drive that they got their touch The first touchdown drive that they
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got is when they mixed it up with Henry.
A lot of drive.
And it kind of showed what their offense could be like.
Because once they started coming into the box on Henry, that's when Lamar was
able to, you know, hit the tight end.
And, you know, hit other guys.
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Hit Zay. Yeah. but until they figure that part out, man, they're going to be
terrible. I was shocked.
I was actually shocked. I've been a big Lamar fan, but I'm starting to have my doubts now.
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I know. I hate to agree with you, brother. We're huge Lamar fans,
too, but he got an answer this year.
He's got to— I don't want to say it. I'm not ready. I'm not ready to do that.
I'm not dumping him. I just want him to step up. Make the plays like Mahomes
makes the plays every time when you have to have them.
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I'm looking for that. He's got some issues, man.
He's missing some wide-open targets.
Or even when they're open, even when they catch them, they have to make spectacular catches.
I agree. Yeah. But still, even with that, I feel like the Ravens have the most
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potential out of the 0-2s to turn it around.
I say the Bengals, because the Bengals always start 0-2. But yeah,
the Ravens and the Bengals, I think they're going to be okay.
What division does the Ravens play in? That tough one.
With the Bengals and the Steelers and the Browns?
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Something's got to give. I want y'all assessment on first and second year quarterbacks,
because something's going on.
Caleb Williams should be 0-2, but he's 1-1.
But he's not looking great, but the line isn't great either.
There's a lot of stuff going on there.
Bryce Young, we know, has been demoted.
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Andy Dalton's now starting. The Panthers look terrible.
Bo Nitz, the Broncos, I mean, the Broncos look like the Broncos.
They don't really look that great to me. and Will Levis could quite possibly
be the worst quarterback that is if it's not Bryce Young.
He has probably the two worst turnovers of the season.
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First week and then that fumble this week with Bill Callahan even he couldn't hold back.
He said, what the fuck are you doing out there?
We're saying the same thing.
It's...
That killed me. Why, Carl? I was crying.
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I was like, yeah, we're all asking ourselves the same question on the couch.
But I was thinking about this. Do y'all think this is – and I know Bill Belichick
talks about this and, you know, the way college and stuff goes and people not
used to playing on the center and all this.
Are the games just that drastically different now from college and the NFL?
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Are we doing like – That's what I'm thinking.
Hey, these guys ain't playing on the center, man, period.
These college offenses making these guys look like world beaters.
Then when they get out here and get with the grown men gang and have to play
on the center, Bryce Young.
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Now, who in their right mind was going to draft him number one when he was four
foot two and 70 pounds knowing he ain't he can't see over a line,
and he would he he's just a kid out there in fairness they really haven't given
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him much help at all adam theelin i mean i was watching shadow today i happen
to cut it all the shadows like i I turned 57 and he like, he like four years younger than me.
Whatever he said. I can't remember what he said. Something to that degree.
The coaching changes, they really haven't done anything to really help him.
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I'm not going to give him that bone.
He can't have that bone? All the other quarterbacks at least have people.
And out of the last 12 games that they've played, the Panthers have had a lead for 10 seconds.
Shut up. All right.
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You see this that's that's that's two out of 22 from third down two out of 22 two out of 22,
10 seconds and two out of 22 feed them on your hang them on the clothesline
of your mind yeah he got a bench like the team will quit.
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You can't get a first down the team would quit Yeah. I'm going to tell you what's wrong.
I've been saying this for years.
Offensive line play in the NFL is the worst it's ever been.
It is horrible. You win football inside out.
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If you don't have a line, none of these great plays are ever going to work.
I was watching what, I think it was the Jets and the 49ers. The second string guy came in, 350 pounds.
Got whooped on every play.
Like, they, because they run these offensive and college now,
these little gimmick plays and everything's spread offense and fast,
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like, track on football field.
That does not work in the NFL.
These people's alignment are taking their lunch. Think about it.
How many great offensive linemen are there versus the great defensive linemen?
It's a ton of defensive linebackers out here killing it. It's a ton of linebackers out here killing it.
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And until the offensive line improves, these poor quarterbacks don't stand a chance.
And Caleb Williams is great, but he has nothing blocking for him.
That's what happened to Justin Fields. I'm surprised Justin Fields survived
the three years he was there.
The offensive line has been terrible in Chicago for 10 years.
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He is running for his life. What are they doing to the draft?
Like, the general managers, the draft is horrible.
You got to build the team inside out. Fine. I thought they had beefed up the line, Carlin.
Yeah, they beefed it up, and they're getting whooped. Did you not see that Houston game?
Houston whooped them up and down that field.
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Yeah when he has time he you know he's he's
fairly consistent and they finally got pieces too
yeah i mean they have good they got they got the pieces they got
the core they have they got the people they have core weapons dj moore who the
panthers got rid of going back to bryce young hello anyway but well dj moore
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is in a better situation than he was That's true.
A lot of people are selling stock on Caleb though. I feel like they're going hard on Caleb.
I'm not there. I don't think he's like- He's made two starts.
I know. I feel like it's like the fickle league, like the time of the day,
they expect people to be like perfect out the gate.
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Oh, that's because CJ Strong has ruined it for everybody else.
He's set up for everybody. He has ruined it for everyone. This is true.
And Burrow, both of them messed it up. Those are great points. Yes, they messed it up.
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I'm not going to just leave it at Bryce and Caleb.
We're going to get off the brothers and jump on Sunshine right now.
Jump on Sunshine. Jump on Sunshine.
Because Sunshine, the last seven games, he 0-7. 0-4.
But he's 0 for 7 the last seven games. I mean, we got to get on Sunshine for
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what he's doing. He's awful too, brother.
Yeah. Awful. Mm-hmm.
He has not looked good. He has not looked good at all.
I agree with you. And he has the pieces. He has the coaching.
Oh, definitely. So I don't understand that.
He's got weapons over there. I don't really know what's going on over there.
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Because there's no way they should have lost that Miami game.
How did they lose that game? They should have lost to the Browns.
Yeah, how you lose to the Browns at home?
Deshaun Watson had another turbulent week.
And you let him come out and beat you.
Deshaun Watson's brain is like mush right now. And you're going to let him beat you?
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No, I mean, that's a fair point.
Sunshine, he's got to get some heat. and
justin herbert thank his his just thank god
himself that he got john harbaugh to cover up his his terrible playing he's
absolutely you know how i feel about justin herbert you know how i feel don't
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even that guy they praise him so damn much and i'm like what has he done like who is what.
Get some of my nerves. And now you can't even throw for 200 yards.
Yeah. All right.
Well, can't end without mentioning Eagles Falcons.
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What happened?
Saquon. What happened? Can somebody explain to me how the Falcons won?
Saquon and defense.
And bad decision-making by the head coach. Bad, bad decision.
Well, weren't they out of timeouts?
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Yeah. Yeah. They sure were. Yeah. It was like 38 seconds or something. 30.
Weren't they out of timeouts? And you elected to pass it?
I mean, although, hey, the play. The play worked. I mean, it was wide open.
It was wide open. That was a drop.
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It was a drop. but hey I'm not going to put my man with that yeah at the same
time that was a choice like you could have yeah Jalen Hurts is getting five yards just.
Push the ball up the middle stretch of five yards that's as good as a running
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back hello do that twice you got a touchdown,
but that's one knows I'm going to be smarter than everybody in the room and
And catch you by surprise and do that.
You know how they love to do that stuff. Yeah.
I was just shocked. The Falcons went from like a .07% chance of something to win the game.
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It was something ridiculously low.
They came out there on that last draft. We were just watching.
And we were like, is this happening?
Did we not think that they were not going to score?
Like that how do you let a cousins pick you apart
and and to be
honest those guys i probably could have made those throws they were wide open
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wide defense i'd be worried about they haven't they haven't sold me this year
for i don't know that that defense needs some work well i normally don't Don't say this,
but we are the NFC least this year.
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Because if you talk about that division, how atrocious is it?
You got the Commanders, the Giants, the Eagles, and the Cowboys.
They are all awful. Bad for my team.
Maybe we need to add more preseason games again.
I don't know. The play has not been. Maybe they should play in preseason games again.
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Yes. I feel like these first games would be like preseason.
The first four games of the season are like preseason games. It's bad football.
I am a centrist, but I'm going to sound like some of these conservatives now.
They are paying these folks too much money.
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Tell them. They're getting fat and happy now, ain't they?
They're getting too fat, dumb, and lazy. And there's nothing that can be guaranteed
now, brother? They get the guaranteed money?
I'm going to say fat, dumb, and lazy. We did not pay you to miss preseason games.
Shut up and dribble. In this case, shut up and carry the ball or throw it. Catch the ball.
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That's it. Block the person in front of you, please.
Tackle somebody. And I'm going to say one last Last thing, as we said,
Carlin, like, it's truly becoming the no fun league.
These flags are ridiculous. Oh, it's getting on my nerves.
They got to check something with this. Like, you could call something probably on about every play.
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They need to start kind of picking and choosing what they're calling. It's too much.
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men and kids, boys and girls, trafficking people. That's ridiculous.
That's what I'm talking about.
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We're back, back, back again. Another episode on the couch.
What's going on, my brothers? How you feeling tonight? What's up, fam?
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I got to go back. It's the most handsome, the most deaf in there. Oh, he's back.
I'm back. I wonder what happened last time. I'm back.
Our conceited brother is back. We love him so. You love me.
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I'm just happy to actually make it in.
Yes, how you doing? How you doing with the storm and all?
Man. Hopefully we don't get what y'all got. We got wrecked over the coals, man.
22 inches in 24 hours. Whoa.
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Yeah. Wow. It just, that storm just sat on us.
And, you know, it was flash flooding everywhere.
And I was stuck at work. had
to stay out yeah had to sleep at work
man oh oh wow that's
not fun no you know but thankfully we had you know emergency preparedness actions
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in full effect and you know it pays to be prepared for all that kind of for
those absolutely absolutely i'm glad you you turned out okay Okay, brother.
Yes, absolutely. I was able to traverse back safely, but roads are closed everywhere, man.
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It's rough out there, but we're here. We're thankful.
We're ready to rock. Let's talk about this stuff tonight.
All right. Let's talk about it. Let me let me get serious and get the headset
on so we can get there and get with it.
I want to before we get going, I want to thank you all who everyone who's been
voting for our podcast name.
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I'm going to share with you later what's going on. There are some leads,
some some things in the lead there for what people think our name should be.
And some suggestions out there.
But we're going to probably wrap that up this week. And hopefully the ideas
by October, start of that, we'll have our new name, new logo,
all that stuff and ready to roll.
And we'll be able to share with y'all what that is going to be, brothers.
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And also we got to congratulate Carl.
He was victorious of our picks in the first week. He went a glorious eight and eight.
Media. Wow.
I know how you feel about third place what's your first today.
We all sucked in our pick
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this week it was all boom boom boom I went 7-9 and Carlin you bringing in the
rear well I took some chances I took some chances baby I was not afraid well
we can't do it with our hearts we gotta use some logic,
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From now on. Yeah, absolutely.
We're going that route. We'll see what we're going to give with predictions.
Y'all stay tuned for that on our YouTube channel for that.
So let's get the show started. We got a packed show for you today because there
is a lot going on from Diddy to Trump and all the NFL news.
And we're going to start right with the diddler. Yes, the Dittler,
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Dittler, Dittler is going down and he deserves to go down if allegedly with all it said is true.
Did he, as the world knows, was arrested and detained on federal charges for racketeering?
And sex trafficking. The indictment was released today.
If you go to our YouTube page on the Parker's Couch, I did a live reading of
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the 14-page indictment.
On that page, you'll also find some of the other lawsuits that are involved
with Diddy. But we got to kind of start from the beginning.
This all began in November of 2023 when Cassie called it all out.
She called out all the abuse.
She called out the sexual abuse, the physical abuse, just all the nastiness
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that was going on with P. Diddy.
And you know what? He settled immediately, the next day. So you knew something was up right then.
But that snowballed. And today we have now eight cases against Diddy.
The latest one was Dawn from Diddy Dirty Money and also Denity Kane,
who came out against Diddy. and that was a juicy one right there, laying it all out.
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And it plays into some of the things that happened with Diddy today.
What I want to do is read one excerpt for you in this indictment of Diddy.
Oh boy, boy, boy. Here we go.
So before this, they started talking about freak-offs and they explained what freak-offs are.
I want to get y'all reaction after I read this.
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Man, freak-offs are just sex performance parties that could go on for days under
Diddy's watch, filled with drugs and everything else.
So it says members and associates of the Comb Enterprise, which they call a
criminal enterprise in the lawsuit, including high ranking supervisors,
security staff, household staff, personal assistants, and other Combs business employees,
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facilitated the freak-offs by, among other things, booking hotel rooms for the
freak-offs, stocking the hotel rooms in advance with the required freak-off supplies,
including controlled substances, baby oil.
Lubricant, extra linens, and lighting, cleaning the hotel rooms after the freak-offs
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to try to mitigate room damage,
arranging for travel for victims, commercial sex workers, and combs to To and from the free calls.
Resupplying combs with requested supplies, delivering large sums of cash to
combs to pay the commercial sets workers, and scheduling the delivery of IV fluids.
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Yes, they would use IV fluids after it was over because they would be so strung
out on drugs and need to replenish.
And the last sentence, in or about March 2024, doing searches of combs residents
in Miami, Florida and Los Angeles, California. Y'all remember the raids.
Law enforcement seized various freak off supplies, including narcotics and more
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than one thousand bottles of baby oil and lubricant.
What y'all got to say, my brothers?
Have you ever been swallowed? I guess we don't answer that question.
Washington, Petey Jakes.
Call it.
Call it.
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On that note, did you see the recent allegations they said about Trey Songz? No.
That came out that somebody said that they didn't want to release the name,
but it's a social media person who was invited to a Diddy party.
And they said they was invited to Diddy's room. And when he came in,
Trey Songz was sitting on his lap and they were making out and asked them if he wanted to join.
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Well, that's nothing to do with Trey Songz. That's rumors been out there for
a long time. I'm not surprised. And as soon did they want to join?
Oh, this social media person that they invited to the party.
Well, all I got to say is I am disgusted with Mr.
Diddy, why are you entering into all these salacious acts?
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I mean, why do you have to do that? I don't understand why people and these
freak-offs are going for days,
I just don't get it. I don't understand that.
I know those, I guess, the drugs, the hallucinogens or whatever he was using,
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put those people in trance is kind of like.
And, you know, they were in these states of euphoria from the use of ecstasy or whatever.
And that, you know, I know how that that stuff can can cause you to go for that
and not know what's going on.
But still, what is his what is his thing with that?
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I don't understand that. You
know, they say when they arrested him at the hotel, he had ecstasy on him.
That's what they're saying, that he also had narcotics on him then.
My thing is, he's just he's got to be the fall guy or something,
because there's some there's some other nefarious characters out there that are involved in this.
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There are. There are some unnamed people, some probably unknown people.
But at the same time, Fall Guy, Conda, he's also very...
The things alleged in this lawsuit, the way he intimidated people,
the way he threatened to kill people if they said anything.
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How he threatened to take out
people's families, said he is known to take ninjas out and he would do it.
We know that but yes i'm
thinking there's there's some big names
out there tied along with these free comps oh it's
got to be that's why i'm saying when they see some of that that material at
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his mansion that that time in the raid i guarantee you on that hard drive it's
some it's some names out there some government government officials oh we know that for sure Sure.
Absolutely. And some huge names out there.
That's why he's the guy that he's taking people out.
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Yeah, because... Oh, it's going to be some big fish. Those high names.
Absolutely. Those big names. They don't want to be revealed,
man. He wasn't doing this by himself.
The rappers, the sports stars, the entertainment people, the actors,
politicians, like you said, brother.
To me, my issue, I mean, the sex work, People get paid for that.
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You know, if you want to have a good time, I don't have a problem with you having a good time.
The issue I have is underage people, men and women underage,
men and kids, boys and girls, trafficking people. That's ridiculous.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I mean, but you you drugging up these people.
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See, he was drugging up these underage people.
Mm hmm. Yeah. Mm hmm. That's uncalled for, man.
I've been so deep for that. I mean, you have higher professionals.
People do this for a living.
So why are you out here taking advantage of other privileged people?
He gives me this God complex, too, that he has. Like, it's this whole control thing.
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And that's kind of been, like, Diddy's kind of arc of his career,
I feel like. He wants so much to be that guy.
And it seems like he does whatever he does to exert control.
Pro it's it's like an addiction Bieber uh
sure those are they got stories yep people
that he you just know there's something with Justin Bieber that's just not out
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there to say like his trajectory is it went totally different and just his demeanor
and everything later in life you could you could tell some things definitely
happen and don't forget Jaden and Smith.
There's going to be another Will and Jada sighting coming up in here. Trust and believe.
Oh, boy. But now there have been some ties or some people would say Will and Diddy have had some.
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Interactions and that he's got his fingers interwoven into that too.
We're all over it somewhere down the line.
Y'all don't do Will. Don't say it. Don't say it.
Don't say that i say
he's interwoven into that fabric he's in
there and i've had stories by jada allegedly from college
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so that's how far that goes back wow yeah
wow we'll see we'll see but things were so fast moving today with diddy in court
he pleaded not guilty his lawyer i just felt like was making an ass of himself
doing victim blaming the way he he called he and cassie's relationship mutually toxic.
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And was talking about they were both cheating on each other and
she took his phone and hit him
with something and blah blah blah that with the hotel footage
that we saw tries to talk about how pretty much
she was the initiator as well dragging him around the hotel on camera thank
you but it was a whole lot of victim blaming like that they were trying to you
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know get a 50 million dollar bond did not happen because the judge was like,
no, it was, it came out that Diddy.
So in the Dawn lawsuit, the last one, there's Kalina Harper in it.
And she ties Kalina Harper into a lot of the stuff going on,
who was a part of Diddy Dirty Money too.
She mentions her 33 times in the lawsuit, times with experiencing stuff together,
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talking with Cassie together, trying to get her to leave with her going through
her own abuse with her husband, who's best friends with Diddy.
And whenever they found out Dawn confronted and tried to help her in the situation,
they got at Dawn and threatened her.
So Kalena comes out with this message saying how Dawn's experience is hers and
yada, yada, yada. It wasn't mine.
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Diddy's been nothing but great. Now it's come out that Diddy contacted her 54
times in one day after Dawn's lawsuit came out.
So you know what that was all about and getting her together and that's why
that statement came out her trying to make Dawn out to be a liar this man something
is wrong with him he's a psycho.
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How can you call somebody 54 times in one day.
Not me getting a call doing a podcast he didn't want that thing to get out was
that Diddy on the line that was Diddy right that was like perfect right there
on the line I told you, don't be reporting this news.
Okay? But you know what?
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You know who's looking mighty good coming out of this, though?
It was kind of weird. Jaguar Wright.
Jaguar has told all these kind of crazy stories. And we're like,
oh, Jaguar, you're crazy.
I don't know. It could be some truth to this stuff.
She's kept it. She's kept it real. Now, some things might be a little out there, but she's real.
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Didn't Jaguar say something about Jay-Z, too?
Oh, absolutely. Oh, Jay-Z. Oh, she cannot stand Jay-Z.
Everybody. Yeah. She says Jay-Z keeps Beyonce drunk.
Yeah, that's what I heard her say now. And said he messed up Foxy Brown when she was underage.
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That's what everybody's saying. Jay-Z is the next one to drop.
Like he's going to be a bit when that's going to eventually drop with this.
Well, they ain't going to let
these Negroes out here. Keep making all this money and get away with it.
Okay. Thank you. Become a billionaires. Oh, that's put a huge target on their back.
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And LeBron has not been touched yet, but he apparently he's been at a party.
He's been at some parties. He's been at the parties.
But just because you attend a party doesn't mean you win. People have always
said, you could go to the parties, but you don't know when it's time to leave.
Yes, that's the power. That's right.
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It could be a case like that. But I don't know. I see you might peep something going on.
We ain't going to incriminate LeBron. All right. Right. All right.
That's what Diddy, continue to follow the couch for Diddy.
I'm going to be tracking this case as things are going out.
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Definitely pay attention to the YouTube page as we will keep you updated with the Diddy news.
Let's go on to somebody else who thinks they are above the law, Mr. Donald Trump.
But Trump was back in the news for a lot of things this past week.
But I guess one of the major things was this attempted assassination again.
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This is kind of odd for me now.
And I'm not a big conspiracy theorist person, but I got a lot of theories kind
of floating in my head what this could be about.
So it could either be a conspiracy theory route or it could be like just his
dangerous rhetoric that's going on because he is saying some foul stuff.
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And the way they are doubling down on immigrants and the Haitian Americans and
everything going on now, or Haitian immigrants...
I'm out there in Springfield, Ohio, which has just been utterly disgusting between him and J.D. Vance.
You just pick and choose whatever you want to do.
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But the assassination happened on the golf course or the apparent attempted assassination.
And Florida law enforcement officials
are now launching their own criminal investigation into this matter.
We'll see what comes of that. But I'm curious, what were y'all thinking whenever
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you heard Trump was shot at again?
I mean, attempt of assassination is being generous. The guy didn't shoot at him.
Maybe he had a plot and a ploy, but he didn't attempt to assassinate him.
He had the intent, maybe, but an attempt was not made. So I think the wording should be changed.
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Wait, where'd the shots go? He didn't shoot. Did he shoot?
Or did they just see the gun? Well, I know they shot at him.
What happened was that the Secret Service, whenever he plays golf,
is either one or two holes ahead to be able to look out for anything outlandish like this.
What I heard was they saw the man with a gun sitting through a fence, basically.
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And that's when they started chasing him and he ran away and went on the highway
that high speed chase on the highway and they stopped at a traffic stop so I
don't think he actually shot at him,
okay so the muzzle of the gun was poking through the fence through the fence
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yeah and that's what they saw the sniper pointed it out or Or...
Saw it and then they went after the guy, but I don't know.
It all sounds fishy to me for one muzzle.
If the muzzle was out of that fence, he would have been KO right at that point. Hello. Hello.
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So, uh, you know, I don't understand this detaining somebody that's already got a rifle and,
engaged, ready to, you know, take aim at a former president,
and he's still walking around.
You know, we got a young black lady that was killed, possibly maybe throwing water at a cop. Yes.
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Absolutely. Thank you. And this guy here, he gets walked into a police station.
So this is where the conspiracies are coming in, brother, Because it's not making sense to me.
All right. Fool me once, you know, fool me twice.
How can this happen so soon back to back?
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One possible idea is like a setup for, you know, for sympathy.
Because the rhetoric out there around these things, whenever the people who
have done this have all been on the right or have been Donald Trump supporters
at one point of time or in part, whatever you want to call it.
Our brother told us last week that that's not a party anymore.
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So whatever it is, they've all been on that side, even though they try to claim
like the other side and everything.
But it could go one route of sympathy things.
It could go inside work with Secret Service. I've never seen a Secret Service so terrible.
And I don't even like Trump, but this Secret Service is terrible.
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Well, from my understanding, they're not true Secret Service agents.
Some of them are like online, homeland security type agents that just pass the
course online and really aren't really professional.
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I just tell the truth. Yeah. I don't think they're professional secret service
agents, but I'm going to tell you what it's setting up for, man.
So Trump is feeling the heat right now. Mm-hmm.
Vice President Harris has gained significant backing. him. So...
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He setting it up for us to have this internal strife in this in this country
to where we'll have possible civil war.
The rhetoric is all I do not disagree with you.
You know, at one point, I might rag on you for the length you'd be going.
But this makes total sense to me.
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It's just all the rhetoric building up to this is what has been.
You know, I've been saying this for a minute. that's
what that's what he's looking to incite if if it goes down like the way it's
going right now that's what's going to happen once harris wins we will be in
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civil war territory yeah.
Yeah yeah i'm really you know that's a fair i'm legit worried about that if harris does pull this
out like what's gonna happen january 6th
was a warm-up oh yeah and carl to piggyback
on your point about as a service i saw a report where basically the secret service
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are they're doing like fraud like homeowner fraud that kind of stuff then they
get it went to the top for the presidential details,
you know, they get pulled up for those type of things.
And they're, like, severely understaffed. And it's not, like,
a real proper training that they're getting.
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So the Secret Service has really been exposed with these incidents.
So I have zero faith in them at this point. I just hope that they can protect everybody.
I don't want anybody to go out that way. Y'all got it.
Carlin, let my Secret Service people live because I got a close friend of mine.
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I'm not going to say his name because I don't want to put him out there like that.
He is a legitimate agent and he for real.
I'm not saying everybody. I'm saying that there's a multitude of people who
are not trained properly.
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Not everybody, but a multitude. You said it's the majority. It's the multitude.
Because. They're severely understaffed. Let's not stretch it out that way.
I'm not going to go there right now.
I'm just going to say there are reports of some things not being okay.
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Some? Okay. We're going to go with some. My brother spoke. He has spoken.
Some. We went from multitude to some. Yeah, what do you mean?
Here we go. But can I say this, though, about there being a setup, like y'all were saying?
When has J.D., Vance, and Trump been on the same side and sort of talking points on any issue?
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I think it was very convenient that they both came out together to talk about
how, oh, this is coming from the Democratic Party or the left, so to speak.
But they'd never been together on any topic with the same talking points.
So that made me think something doesn't smell quite right for them to have to be on one page.
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That hasn't happened the entire campaign so I agree with you Cameron when you
were saying that something seems a little bit off with these attempts.
Just from hearing things with your ear to the street my ears to the pavement
and I'm hearing some of these,
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you know you got some of these conservative far right guys out here they already
screaming about getting their guns oh yeah Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, I introduced camera to this. You did.
I was like, I used to listen to conservative dudes all the time until Trump came in office.
This has got to be unbearable. But they've been preaching this civil war us
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against them ever since Obama was in office. Yes, sir. They have.
So that's what's coming to a head now. Oh, yeah.
When Trump started calling out them proud boys and... Yeah.
Nazis and everything else. Yeah. It's come to a head.
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All right, brothers. Well, we'll let that be the final word on that one for
now. There will be more, I'm sure, to come.
Let's continue to back half of this podcast, and let's get into some NFL Week 2, brothers.
It was an interesting week, I guess.
A lot of Giants fail, some surprises, a lot of crazy combat.
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That was just really strange. But we're going to start with Thursday night with the Bills-Dolphins.
One game I did get right, one of the seven there.
But the big news was coming from Tua, who has now officially been placed on IR.
Go ahead and share this for the people, for those of you watching on YouTube, so you can follow along.
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But he has officially been placed on IR.
And the Dolphins have signed, I believe, Tyler Huntley as well. They picked him up now.
And now the questions are, what's going to happen?
Because Tua had suffered a concussion while running for a first down and colliding
with Bill's safety, DeMar Hamlin, interesting enough.
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In the second half of Miami's week, Tua lost to Buffalo on September 12th.
The impact left him dazed on the ground before he was helped off the field and
instantly concerned the football world because we know his history.
I'm curious, we haven't talked about this. What do you feel Tua should do?
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What are the terms of his contract? That is interesting. All right.
So on that note, So it was a four year, two hundred and twelve point four million
dollar contract extension in late July.
This throws there was some reporting on that.
And I could look that up as specifically like what how it plays into that contract right now.
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Did it have any language regarding his health?
So if it didn't have anything specifically dealing with concussions,
if he has guaranteed money on the table, I'm riding off into the sunset with
that guaranteed money while I still have all my faculties intact.
Because obviously, we could breathe on him and he'll get a concussion. I'm so upset with you.
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So we breathe on him and he'll get a concussion.
But I'm saying, too, he's damaged goods. Brothers.
He has damaged goods. And you can't just keep shaking your brain like that and
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causing that bleeding in your brain like that. And it'd be good for you.
Your brain ain't meant to be shaking like an egg yolk like that.
That's basically what's happening to him. So there's a lot going on with this contract.
And I just read just a little bit briefly for you here.
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So his fully guaranteed number is $93.17 million.
Not $167 million. And then it includes his 2024 signing bonus and 2025 roster bonus and 2025 salary.
Of that 42 million signing bonus, of that, the 42 million signing bonus has
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already been paid and his salary is $1.125 million for the season.
That leaves the remaining fully guaranteed money that is yet to be paid around 50 million.
On the flip side, roughly 124 million in injury guaranteed money is still yet to be paid.
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So there's some injury guarantee there.
But, oh, the next line I should have kept reading.
If and when Tua makes it through NFL's concussion protocol, as he's reportedly
planning to do, he would no longer be considered injured.
For the purposes of the injury guarantee.
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Therefore, if he does retire, he would need to forego all of his future money, guaranteed or not.
Lingering offense from injuries don't rise to the level of the injury guarantee
as long as he's cleared to play.
Well, what if they cut him before that happens?
Well, would the cut be injury-related or just— I think they would have to cut
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him now because he's going through the protocol.
If they cut him now, all they would actually owe him would be that 50-something million.
It's cutthroat. It's a business. It's a dog-eat-dog. But I will tell you why
I'm upset with Tua. Why are you mad at Tua?
Because, first of all, they've had, from what I've read and seen from different commentators,
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they've had extensive trainings about teaching them how to slide,
how to get out of the way, how to go down.
The hit he took was so unnecessary.
He did not have to go head up with that dude right there. that he easily could
have slid and not taken the contact.
So it's like he's being reckless because he was playing so poorly.
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I think he realized how badly he was playing.
He's like, I got to try to make a play. I got to try to make a play.
But knowing that you have been concussed on multiple occasions.
You can't take those hits.
You just can't do it under any circumstance. sense so he's
not doing himself any favors by not being i don't want to say intelligent but
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not making the business decision instead of trying to be the hero on a play that didn't need a hero.
You're already down with two or three touchdowns you're not going to score a
touchdown on the play Like, get down and live the fight another day.
I'll tell you what, I feel sorry for Waddle and Tyreek.
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You know, those are weapons.
Nobody get the ball to them now without him playing. It's sad for the Dolphins
organization, really, you know.
Because, like you said, brother, I think Tua was selfish in that moment.
I think he was selfish in that moment. You know, like you said,
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he was thinking about how poorly he was playing, but you got to think about longevity.
This season is a very long season, and as you stated,
they have been, you know, training those guys, and especially Tua,
on the proper way to slide and to avoid taking any hits to the head,
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period, but any hard hit.
I mean, it didn't even have to be to the head. It would be to the rib, anything.
You know, he shouldn't take any hard hits.
Not as the franchise board. And I get the idea of being competitive and all
these, you know, you get into that, how guys talk that way.
But at some point, you got to be smart. Yeah.
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Hey, you got to make decisions. Right. It's a business decision.
Like crime says. So you know you have to play a little bit more difficult than anybody else.
Like, I don't understand. You ain't no Cam Newton out there. What's going on? Okay.
I don't see Mahomes taking these things. He's always out there running.
Because he's smart. He's getting down.
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Even Lamar. Lamar.
He's getting down. Yeah.
Lamar used to try to play tough. Run out of bounds. He'd get down.
But we'll be getting to Lamar. We'll be getting there.
All right. Let's go ahead and move from Tua and stuff there.
Let's get to our teams that sucked.
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Ain't no other way to put it with what happened. The Cowboys and the 49ers both went down.
The Cowboys got destroyed.
And Brother Carl, we're going to let you out the floor on this one.
44-19 beat down was put on them.
Derek Carr was going off. Kamara, three touchdowns.
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Go ahead, Brother. Can you bring the stats up for me on the length of the drives?
Because there were multiple drives over 65 yards that occurred on Sunday,
my brothers, which if I was Jerry Jones,
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Mike Zimmer would be fired the next day. Yeah.
The defense was atrocious. Now, can you say soft?
The defense was soft against the run.
Soft. Soft against the run. Kamara, he probably could have had seven touchdowns
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if he wanted, if they would have handed it to him.
He ended up with what, four that game? Yeah, he might have had four. I know he had three.
Was it three running? Did he have one catching? That might have been.
He had four touchdowns, but did he run for like a buck 50? I can pull it up
in the box score right now. We can settle all this and make sure it's right.
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He had a buck 15, three touchdowns on the ground, and let's see,
receiving, and he had a receiving touchdown.
65 yards receiving, too, by the way.
So four touchdowns. That is – look at that score, 44 points. So, 44-19.
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Now, correct me if I'm wrong. Didn't Green Bay put up over 40 on them in the playoffs last year?
That was the last home game that they had. And this is the first home game that they have.
So, that's consecutive 44-point.
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Debacles at home. Yeah. The Cowboys, they're not even the average team.
They're below average. They're below average teams.
They were talking all this silliness about Super Bowl and all this foolishness
after that one game against mediocre Cleveland Browns team.
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And you're going to...
Mediocre at best. Yeah.
That's been generous. And you're going to say, oh, we're going to the Super Bowl.
Now, I'm a realist. I said, let's win one playoff game. That's all. You did. You did.
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On the road. Not a home playoff game against the deaf and the poor.
I would take that home playoff win against the deaf and the poor.
Because we just need – we need a win right now.
But, yeah, I'm disgusted with him, man. And Mr. Prescott.
That's what I'm waiting for. We know what you were saying in the chat.
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We know what you were saying in the chat about your quarterback.
That's my quarterback. Not me.
Mr. Prescott. I'm with you, brother.
I think I told you guys last week. I took my chances on Trey Lance.
I think Carlin said that might be a bridge too far, but I don't know if you still feel the same way.
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I think I may take that back now, brother. You may be able to do something.
Or at least one of these new guys that came out. Let's see.
Do something, but don't pay this guy $60 million to go out there and be trash.
See, 27 to 39, 293 yards, one TD, two interceptions.
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Did he have a fumble? Did he fumble? How did he get that back?
I might be making that up. How many interceptions? Two.
And they were bad. Both of them were bad interceptions.
He's looking wide-eyed and crazy after he came through them.
Not wide-eyed and crazy.
Brothers, I'm just disgusted. Cowboy Nation, I think, agrees with you.
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I'm disgusted, too, brother. Did you know that the Saints scored six straight
touchdowns, first of all?
That's how nobody scored touchdowns in the league. Number two,
they averaged four yards per carry before contact.
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What did I say about the defense? That is absurd.
Now, the defense is fast. The defense is skilled.
But the NFL, you need all. Now, are we overlooking, though, the Saints, though?
Because they destroyed Carolina and put up points. Now they did it against the Cowboys.
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The Saints just better than what people may be thinking.
Me, you, and Fallon can lie about this on the right now.
And also, we got to look at it like this.
I think the NFL teams are a little confused because we have gone back to smash
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the ball football right now. People are running the football. ball.
Dallas is built to play ahead with a lead.
Like you said, brother being fast, running, getting sacks, chasing the quarterback.
They're not built to stop the run.
But they better learn how to stop it. Like Rick Ryan said, chasing the quarterback
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is a privilege. You have to stop the run first.
And why did they bring a safety up to stop the run? Like, was Mike Zimmerman and sleep. He said.
Are you going to make any adjustments? Any adjustments? Just one.
Just one. Just one adjustment. I mean, at least load up the box.
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I mean, seriously. Seriously.
Well, we can't only be disgusted at the Cowboys.
Carlin, I need you to go in on the Niners losing 23 to 17 to Minnesota.
Just as I thought, trash. Like we said, we said they're going to perform poorly.
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I'm with Carl Parker. I don't know if we have a quarterback.
I am not sure if we have one.
And now Debo's out along with McCaffrey for several weeks. I'm concerned. I'm concerned.
I am concerned. Well, I told y'all for two years, Purdy is not the guy.
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But this is going to show me a lot these next couple weeks.
I'm looking at Purdy. He finished 28 of 36, 319 yards, one TD, one interception.
I could have sworn he had more than one interception. It should have been more
than one. I'm about to throw one.
It should have been more than one. Yes. It's like every game is like,
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oh, that should have been picked off. That should have been picked off. It's a mess.
Minnesota's D is pretty good, though. I will say that. They are.
That is true. Minnesota's a lot better than I think we thought they were going to be this season.
And our defense is not as good either. So, well, you do have one animal. Oh, we have one. Yes.
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Mr. Varner is a beast.
Warner single-handedly brought
y'all back. Single-handedly. He was trying to will us to a victory.
Interceptions, fumble recoveries, causing fumbles.
He was. He was the one that Jones was in. Oh, yeah.
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He put the game away right there. He was, absolutely.
Well, brothers, I don't know. I'm not going to – the Debo injury has me concerned,
and we're already without McCaffrey.
So what's the Debo injury?
What did he injure?
Specifically, I'm not even sure what was the official ruling,
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But we're going to find out right now.
But we know he could miss multiple weeks. It was his calf. So it was officially
his calf. A calf strain. He'll be all right.
Y'all, you guys are okay.
43-17, I mean, even though I hate a loss, I can live with that loss more than 44-19.
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Yeah, at least it was on the road, too. I can – In a hostile environment, yes.
But 44-19 at home, that's embarrassing. Yes.
I'm going to start wearing the trash bag over my head. Or a paper bag.
Well you know we can't just stop at our teams because there are a few,
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only you know we'll go we'll say the quarterbacks for the end let's
go to the o and two teams because i think it flows into that you know these
teams our teams that do so hot and everything right there but there are some
surprising o and two starts that are going on we have the ravens who lost that
game to the Raiders some kind of way. The Colts are now 0-2.
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We were all wrong on that pick against the Packers.
The Jags are 0-2. They lost against the lowly Browns and did not look good.
And the Bengals lost a tough one against the Chiefs, which that one has been,
you know, people are upset, but me and Carlin was watching that game and I'm
like, Like, that's pass interference.
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I mean, he was there early. Don't do it.
I mean, what is he not supposed to? They're like, refs should decide the game, blah, blah, blah.
I don't know. He was there early.
It was the right call. It was just the right call. I don't know what else to
tell y'all, Bengal fans.
And I'd be mad at the coordinator for not bringing the heat.
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Like, I don't understand why he played so lax when the defensive end was killing
that tackle the whole game for the Chiefs.
Like, I don't know why he didn't bring any pressure or let him go and go get
Mahomes. Like, that didn't make any sense to me.
But, yeah, it was a poor defensive call and a poor defensive execution.
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Yeah. But I'm really surprised at the Ravens.
That's who I'm really surprised at. and the way that they lost this game up
10 in the fourth quarter at home against the Raiders. That's what they do.
I don't understand. They give us too many leads all the time. That's Lamar.
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And the defense. Yeah. And then they always have bad luck plays too.
Like that interception really should have been interception.
Like the receivers fumble the ball or don't make like the right route or it's
just like the little small things that get them or the offensive coordinator forgets to run the ball.
Like you have Henry's big behind back there and you don't give him the ball. Like really?
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Here's the thing. I said that last week.
If y'all don't want to run with Derrick Henry, please send him back. Send him a text. Okay.
How wrong were we? Our predictions were like double.
You know, we had like two touchdowns. Henry's going to, you know,
run 20-plus times and da-da-da.
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It was set up for them. They were up by 10 points, like you said.
Yeah. All they had to do was give them the ball.
I don't know what they're thinking. They're not even using the weapons that
they have. But Harbaugh, he said something in a press conference and it made
me scratch my head. That was so stupid.
You know what I'm talking about? Yes.
What is it? We didn't bring Henry to give him the ball 30 times a game. Yes.
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He said that out loud. Then he started naming all the players. It's all of us.
I'm like, but that's Derrick Henry.
Do you know what he's been doing in this league? You give him the ball 30 times
a game because it's going to open up your other guys. I bet your brother would.
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What? Yes. He would run him 50 times a game.
Could your bachelor have to tackle Henry after playing him for four quarters?
Well, that's usually what happens. That's why you used him in the fourth quarter.
The wear and the tear. Thank you. I remember one drive, well,
the first drive that they got their touch The first touchdown drive that they
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got is when they mixed it up with Henry.
A lot of drive.
And it kind of showed what their offense could be like.
Because once they started coming into the box on Henry, that's when Lamar was
able to, you know, hit the tight end.
And, you know, hit other guys.
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Hit Zay. Yeah. but until they figure that part out, man, they're going to be
terrible. I was shocked.
I was actually shocked. I've been a big Lamar fan, but I'm starting to have my doubts now.
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I know. I hate to agree with you, brother. We're huge Lamar fans,
too, but he got an answer this year.
He's got to— I don't want to say it. I'm not ready. I'm not ready to do that.
I'm not dumping him. I just want him to step up. Make the plays like Mahomes
makes the plays every time when you have to have them.
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I'm looking for that. He's got some issues, man.
He's missing some wide-open targets.
Or even when they're open, even when they catch them, they have to make spectacular catches.
I agree. Yeah. But still, even with that, I feel like the Ravens have the most
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potential out of the 0-2s to turn it around.
I say the Bengals, because the Bengals always start 0-2. But yeah,
the Ravens and the Bengals, I think they're going to be okay.
What division does the Ravens play in? That tough one.
With the Bengals and the Steelers and the Browns?
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Something's got to give. I want y'all assessment on first and second year quarterbacks,
because something's going on.
Caleb Williams should be 0-2, but he's 1-1.
But he's not looking great, but the line isn't great either.
There's a lot of stuff going on there.
Bryce Young, we know, has been demoted.
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Andy Dalton's now starting. The Panthers look terrible.
Bo Nitz, the Broncos, I mean, the Broncos look like the Broncos.
They don't really look that great to me. and Will Levis could quite possibly
be the worst quarterback that is if it's not Bryce Young.
He has probably the two worst turnovers of the season.
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First week and then that fumble this week with Bill Callahan even he couldn't hold back.
He said, what the fuck are you doing out there?
We're saying the same thing.
It's...
That killed me. Why, Carl? I was crying.
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I was like, yeah, we're all asking ourselves the same question on the couch.
But I was thinking about this. Do y'all think this is – and I know Bill Belichick
talks about this and, you know, the way college and stuff goes and people not
used to playing on the center and all this.
Are the games just that drastically different now from college and the NFL?
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Are we doing like – That's what I'm thinking.
Hey, these guys ain't playing on the center, man, period.
These college offenses making these guys look like world beaters.
Then when they get out here and get with the grown men gang and have to play
on the center, Bryce Young.
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Now, who in their right mind was going to draft him number one when he was four
foot two and 70 pounds knowing he ain't he can't see over a line,
and he would he he's just a kid out there in fairness they really haven't given
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him much help at all adam theelin i mean i was watching shadow today i happen
to cut it all the shadows like i I turned 57 and he like, he like four years younger than me.
Whatever he said. I can't remember what he said. Something to that degree.
The coaching changes, they really haven't done anything to really help him.
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I'm not going to give him that bone.
He can't have that bone? All the other quarterbacks at least have people.
And out of the last 12 games that they've played, the Panthers have had a lead for 10 seconds.
Shut up. All right.
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You see this that's that's that's two out of 22 from third down two out of 22 two out of 22,
10 seconds and two out of 22 feed them on your hang them on the clothesline
of your mind yeah he got a bench like the team will quit.
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You can't get a first down the team would quit Yeah. I'm going to tell you what's wrong.
I've been saying this for years.
Offensive line play in the NFL is the worst it's ever been.
It is horrible. You win football inside out.
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If you don't have a line, none of these great plays are ever going to work.
I was watching what, I think it was the Jets and the 49ers. The second string guy came in, 350 pounds.
Got whooped on every play.
Like, they, because they run these offensive and college now,
these little gimmick plays and everything's spread offense and fast,
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like, track on football field.
That does not work in the NFL.
These people's alignment are taking their lunch. Think about it.
How many great offensive linemen are there versus the great defensive linemen?
It's a ton of defensive linebackers out here killing it. It's a ton of linebackers out here killing it.
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And until the offensive line improves, these poor quarterbacks don't stand a chance.
And Caleb Williams is great, but he has nothing blocking for him.
That's what happened to Justin Fields. I'm surprised Justin Fields survived
the three years he was there.
The offensive line has been terrible in Chicago for 10 years.
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He is running for his life. What are they doing to the draft?
Like, the general managers, the draft is horrible.
You got to build the team inside out. Fine. I thought they had beefed up the line, Carlin.
Yeah, they beefed it up, and they're getting whooped. Did you not see that Houston game?
Houston whooped them up and down that field.
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Yeah when he has time he you know he's he's
fairly consistent and they finally got pieces too
yeah i mean they have good they got they got the pieces they got
the core they have they got the people they have core weapons dj moore who the
panthers got rid of going back to bryce young hello anyway but well dj moore
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is in a better situation than he was That's true.
A lot of people are selling stock on Caleb though. I feel like they're going hard on Caleb.
I'm not there. I don't think he's like- He's made two starts.
I know. I feel like it's like the fickle league, like the time of the day,
they expect people to be like perfect out the gate.
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Oh, that's because CJ Strong has ruined it for everybody else.
He's set up for everybody. He has ruined it for everyone. This is true.
And Burrow, both of them messed it up. Those are great points. Yes, they messed it up.
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I'm not going to just leave it at Bryce and Caleb.
We're going to get off the brothers and jump on Sunshine right now.
Jump on Sunshine. Jump on Sunshine.
Because Sunshine, the last seven games, he 0-7. 0-4.
But he's 0 for 7 the last seven games. I mean, we got to get on Sunshine for
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what he's doing. He's awful too, brother.
Yeah. Awful. Mm-hmm.
He has not looked good. He has not looked good at all.
I agree with you. And he has the pieces. He has the coaching.
Oh, definitely. So I don't understand that.
He's got weapons over there. I don't really know what's going on over there.
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Because there's no way they should have lost that Miami game.
How did they lose that game? They should have lost to the Browns.
Yeah, how you lose to the Browns at home?
Deshaun Watson had another turbulent week.
And you let him come out and beat you.
Deshaun Watson's brain is like mush right now. And you're going to let him beat you?
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No, I mean, that's a fair point.
Sunshine, he's got to get some heat. and
justin herbert thank his his just thank god
himself that he got john harbaugh to cover up his his terrible playing he's
absolutely you know how i feel about justin herbert you know how i feel don't
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even that guy they praise him so damn much and i'm like what has he done like who is what.
Get some of my nerves. And now you can't even throw for 200 yards.
Yeah. All right.
Well, can't end without mentioning Eagles Falcons.
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What happened?
Saquon. What happened? Can somebody explain to me how the Falcons won?
Saquon and defense.
And bad decision-making by the head coach. Bad, bad decision.
Well, weren't they out of timeouts?
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Yeah. Yeah. They sure were. Yeah. It was like 38 seconds or something. 30.
Weren't they out of timeouts? And you elected to pass it?
I mean, although, hey, the play. The play worked. I mean, it was wide open.
It was wide open. That was a drop.
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It was a drop. but hey I'm not going to put my man with that yeah at the same
time that was a choice like you could have yeah Jalen Hurts is getting five yards just.
Push the ball up the middle stretch of five yards that's as good as a running
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back hello do that twice you got a touchdown,
but that's one knows I'm going to be smarter than everybody in the room and
And catch you by surprise and do that.
You know how they love to do that stuff. Yeah.
I was just shocked. The Falcons went from like a .07% chance of something to win the game.
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It was something ridiculously low.
They came out there on that last draft. We were just watching.
And we were like, is this happening?
Did we not think that they were not going to score?
Like that how do you let a cousins pick you apart
and and to be
honest those guys i probably could have made those throws they were wide open
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wide defense i'd be worried about they haven't they haven't sold me this year
for i don't know that that defense needs some work well i normally don't Don't say this,
but we are the NFC least this year.
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Because if you talk about that division, how atrocious is it?
You got the Commanders, the Giants, the Eagles, and the Cowboys.
They are all awful. Bad for my team.
Maybe we need to add more preseason games again.
I don't know. The play has not been. Maybe they should play in preseason games again.
(01:01:35):
Yes. I feel like these first games would be like preseason.
The first four games of the season are like preseason games. It's bad football.
I am a centrist, but I'm going to sound like some of these conservatives now.
They are paying these folks too much money.
(01:01:59):
Tell them. They're getting fat and happy now, ain't they?
They're getting too fat, dumb, and lazy. And there's nothing that can be guaranteed
now, brother? They get the guaranteed money?
I'm going to say fat, dumb, and lazy. We did not pay you to miss preseason games.
Shut up and dribble. In this case, shut up and carry the ball or throw it. Catch the ball.
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That's it. Block the person in front of you, please.
Tackle somebody. And I'm going to say one last Last thing, as we said,
Carlin, like, it's truly becoming the no fun league.
These flags are ridiculous. Oh, it's getting on my nerves.
They got to check something with this. Like, you could call something probably on about every play.
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They need to start kind of picking and choosing what they're calling. It's too much.
This has been a Rosie B. production. You can follow the Parker's Couch on YouTube and TikTok.
You can follow Cameron on Instagram at cdparker03, Carlin at carlin1978,
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