August 12, 2024 • 40 mins
Join Adam and Wes in their Sunday Night Sessions as they delve into the world of AI-generated music, the quirkiest Olympic sports, and their latest creative invention, the "mini beer." Listen in as they navigate the ups and downs of starting a podcast, from name challenges to Instagram mishaps.
In this episode, they also share hilarious anecdotes from their recent adventures, discuss the cost of living and the impact on entertainment, and provide a sneak peek into their upcoming trips and culinary exploits. Tune in for a blend of humor, raw conversations, and unfiltered opinions.
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Music.
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So if anyone comes out there, you can come up with a name. On today's show,
what are we going to talk about, Adam?
We're going to talk about AI generating music and also the Olympics.
So there's some weird Olympic sports out there at the moment.
Oh, yeah. Fucking, that's unreal. But anyway.
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And we've also come up with a really good creation. It's called a mini beer.
Yeah. Wes can talk about that one. All right, and welcome.
We are here in Sunday night having a fucking drink with my brother,
and we decided to record our voices and call it a podcast. Sunday night sessions.
Fucking here we go. Cheers to the mini beers. We've got a mini beer here,
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right? So hold on. I'm going to talk about the beer first, right?
So it's called La Cua 43, right?
And no, you don't drink it like that, you fucking idiot. Wait a second.
I just had to have a taste. Oh, jeez.
It's fucking creamy. All right. So it's got – it's a Spanish La Cua.
It's actually really fucking delicious and you put
a little bit of cream on top of it looks like a mini beer anyway looks like
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looks like a fucking beer hey like cheese down the hatch right
you gotta go all one go oh i just
got a hit to it that's fucking nice hey i think we're
gonna have to have a few of those mini beers tonight i reckon you can go and
get fucked bring your own mini
beers but anyway yeah we haven't really got a name because um
we've had two names so one of it was the cheers bro
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podcast and that's been taken by two chicks
in america so we've had a really good fucking start with
this podcast you even came up with a little fucking logo for
us i started a instagram page but um yeah so you got taken down already yeah
fucking instagram's pretty quick at that 24 hours yeah look and they come back
and tell me oh you've done some violations i'm like what i just put a fucking
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ai image up on the fucking it wasn't AI, man. We spent hours on it.
It was such a fucking great logo. It took me two minutes, under two minutes to make.
But yeah, so we violated their fucking copyright laws and shit.
And anyway, we should have done a little bit of research before we came up with
a name, which was actually done.
And who was this other podcast?
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Oh, just two random chicks in America called the Cheers Brother Podcast.
I'm like, it doesn't even make fucking sense. You're women.
Yeah. Anyway, they've stolen our name. So we're going to come up with something different.
I was actually... We're fucking useless at coming up with names.
We'll find something. We'll call ourselves the Cartons or something.
The Cartons, that's shit.
There's a reason why you're not in the creative control of this podcast.
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No, but anyway, there's been some fucking weird and wonderful things happened
this week. How you been, mate? Like...
Give us a recap. You moved house a couple of weeks ago and fucking.
Yeah, moved house and up into the snow, basically. But I'm still waiting for
the fucking snow. Why would you wait for that shit?
I love the shit. But no, yeah, it was the funniest fucking thing today.
And I just like woke up at fucking midday because it was Sunday and I had a big night last night.
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On the red? Too many fucking reds, too many beers. And I looked at the first
thing, you know, you go for your morning scroll.
And then I was like, what the fuck is this? This woman's doing this breakdance
and shit. Looks like she's out of the Wiggles or something, man. What's her name?
Raygun, I think. Raygun, yeah. She's got the dinosaur out there.
Oh, mate, she has been roasted on the internet.
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Everyone's having a good go. Nah, she's going to make more money than the fucking
winner of the fucking breakdancing. Mate, I'll tell you what.
Why the fuck is it even there? I don't know. It's fucking weird, eh?
I'd swear, like, it's a good publicity stunt if you really want to fucking get
out there and they'll just do some stupid shit and like some really shit dancing
and you'll fucking, you know, it's the talk of the town.
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The last two weeks ago it was like Hot 2 Woman and now it's fucking break dancing.
She's going to make a fortune out of it. Fucking hilarious anyway.
But, yeah, I just want to know why it's there. I think it's actually being canned
for the next Olympics or they're not even having it.
Yeah, they realised it was fucking, sorry to all the break dancers out there,
but you can keep that in your lounge room or watch your parents do it after
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a few fucking beers at the local RSL club, you know.
I think I walked in on mum and dad breakdancing one time.
Dad was still in the worm.
What the fuck's going on? I thought they were doing some fucking gymnastics.
No, I don't even know why. I was about three years old.
Yeah, something you don't really want to do. No, you don't want to go breakdancing
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with your mum. Who the fuck? Do parents actually have sex? That's fucking weird, man.
Yeah, we're both parents and no, they don't actually. We don't have sex.
Yeah, well, once you get married, it's all over. Yeah, it's all done for.
But yeah, anyway, we've got to go move into another segue right here,
Wes. Another segue. Yeah.
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Oh, I fucked that up.
Price check. Magic clean. We're not doing that. I just wanted this one.
Why did that not fucking work? Anyway, yeah, it's called Teething Issues.
Teething Issues here on the podcast without a name.
Yes, podcast without a name. I reckon that's a good one. We had two Ps in the podcast.
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I reckon that one's pretty good. I reckon that should stick.
We've just got to decide on something.
But anyway, reach out to us. If you've actually fucking got nothing else to
do and you're actually listening to this wallop, then let us know.
We'll have a placeholder name.
So we can change it, but we need something for now.
So if you see this podcast come out and you're thinking, oh,
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yeah, it's a good name, let us know.
If not, we've got some ideas, throw them to us. We've asked ChatGTP,
but it's given us about 200 ideas and we still can't decide. You know it's ChatGTP?
Oh, whatever it was. Oh, fuck, I don't know. Every time you say it,
I'm like, fuck, it's wrong, but I just don't correct you. Now it's been recorded.
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Anyway, it doesn't matter. So, yeah, no, I'd have fucking had a pretty big weekend.
We went to the Penrith Panthers' first Parramatta game there on Friday night.
Fucking hell, didn't they come back out of nowhere?
I was like, oh, they're done. They're done for. And I took my daughter and Mrs. there.
And it's pretty hard trying to teach my daughter.
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She's a Penrith fan but trying to teach her that actually we do lose because
she's only ever seen us win like from when she can actually remember it so the
last four years we've been in grand finals,
and she hasn't seen us she's seen us lose the first one but then win three in
a row and then we're just always winning I was a Penrith fan since I was her
age and I've seen us fucking lose a million dollars,
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before we started actually winning we used to be on the bottom
of the ladder the old wooden spoon a lot of the times and
that so but yeah that was good it was just like oh
what i could be worse could be a tiger's thing when i
tuned in i was like oh fuck we're screwed and then
the penrith has the way they always come back out of nowhere they've got the
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ability to fight back and never give up anyway it's not a sports podcast there's
fucking too many people out there doing that but ended up going going there
got some tickets a couple weeks ago fucking expensive to go on the footy.
Like, you remember when I was a kid it used to be like fucking 10 bucks or you
always had a mate with one of those.
And I wrote the footy pass, so you get in for free, and you just chuck it over the fence.
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One mate would go in, and you'd chuck it over the fence, and you'd get in,
and we'd go there by ourselves, and it was fucking – I'll tell you,
everything's fucking expensive these days.
Oh, it's fucking bullshit. You want to buy a beer, it's like fucking $8 anyway.
I was listening the other day.
I think it was on the True Yarns – not True Yarns, one of the podcasts I was
listening to, and someone came in and said, oh,
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fucking if beer goes back up in price, we're
all going to protest test so we can bring the prices down of
beer like you know prices down yeah yeah but
it's just ridiculous like no wonder the music
industry and all that kind of stuff is suffering because it's so the cost of
like the cost of living in general but then then the cost of going out for a
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night like no wonder everyone just stays at home buy a carton of beer and feed
at home and you you know it's ridiculous even just going to the pub for a meal
like you're going well there's There's only one pub around here,
the top pub, still selling $12 meals.
It's actually pretty good. But you go to a normal pub and it's like $30, $40.
And the food, nine times out of ten, it's pretty average. When you can cook
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it better at home and it's fucking cheaper, you know, it's.
It's just, it's a real sad state of affairs for the, like, I guess the hospitality industry.
They have to deal with it because they're always, the price is excess and shit's always going up.
And and then people can't afford to go
out because they're not the wages everything else is going up except wages they
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might go out for two two bucks an hour or whatever but it makes it harder than
that affects the the mute like the entertainment industry as well but you see
it like everyone goes oh everything's getting so expensive but fuck you still
got and it's busy everywhere there's people spending money everywhere and it's like.
How do you actually afford to fucking, you know, do it?
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Unless you've got a fucking good job and, I don't know, minimum wage is not
going to fucking afford you to buy anything.
Yeah, it's just, yeah, well, where's all this money coming from?
Like, if you've got the money, good on you. Well done.
Yeah, that's it. Like, I've done a master's degree and I'm still just trying
to chase the dream job, so.
Is that master beta degree or? Yeah, definitely.
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Moving on. i today it was like
just fucking around with the ai as i do
it's i find it quite interesting and a unique
tool but don't use ai to don't rely
on ai because it can fuck up sometimes
so always fact check your stuff went
before you post anything anyway so i found
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this app and i decided because i'm
a songwriter and been in bands for years and
stuff so i found some old lyrics and i just said you
put this song together on yeah so i just put the lyrics in
and i said i picked the mood i said all right we
want sort of a sad mood and we want it to be rock and roll kind of
came out came out sounding a bit like a country kind
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of vibe anyway so i just had i was like fuck it's just crazy this stuff is you
know everyone would have seen or have heard an ai song by now but these are
just the lyrics i put together no ai use for these lyrics and the way the song
sound. I was like, fuck it. This isn't really a hit song.
So Wes is going to cue that up on the old road podcaster, and we'll have a bit
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of a listen to it. Let's see if that works.
So AI wrote the music. You just wrote the lyrics. I just wrote the lyrics,
yeah. They put the rest of it together. Have a listen to this.
It's pretty fucking good.
Music.
It's pretty good. That's a computer scene.
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Can you write a happy song next time yeah it's fucking sad.
Music.
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I need to cut them.
I reckon you made the fucking robots sad.
Music.
What? What? I want to ride this train of truth Sitting in the carriage saying
goodbye To the short window of you As life flashes right before
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That took about three minutes to write.
The quality of the music's unreal too I'll tell you that. But when it awakens,
the world will be controlled.
Music.
And we open our eyes.
As we read into the proper gander that fills our lives.
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All right i think we've heard enough i'm getting sad i need to fucking i need
to go and have a shower and a big cry after that but yeah so that was just a
muck around it was some old lyrics and And I kind of went, all right,
let's see what happens here.
How far is it going to get, though? Like, fuck, eventually it's going to be
like AI is going to have to get paid.
Like, they're going to be paid, the robot is going to say, fuck this,
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I'm not writing and doing any shit until I get paid.
So within a couple of minutes, you wrote all those lyrics down.
We had the lyrics written ages ago.
But then you just pumped them into the machine and then said,
play this song and just played it.
You can click on the mood and you can, you're like, Wes can do one right now.
Like you should pull that app up and let's come up with the
come up with a song live on yeah it'll only
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take it takes about three three minutes for it to come
through but um yeah that's amazing like just
you can put anything in there and it'll you select
the mood and and off you go it's just
like well this is crazy technology and
so i've never done this i'm downloading the app now see how
this goes oh fuck what's my password i'm
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always like that so this is the other thing so i know
um google with passwords we've got so
many of them because we live in this digital world that we're in now i
noticed google has a logging key now so you
can do you can use your phone you facetime it whatever
it's just you don't have to put passwords in and
that's i think that's going to be going across the board get to the stage because
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i fucking changed this today and now i can't remember i'm the
same i'll change my password and all the folks out
there how many fucking passwords have you changed in the last week like do you
think you're gonna remember them but no it's like okay i've got to abbreviate
this one that one and then you don't want to have the same password for every
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account because then that's easy for them to hack you and that you You know, so. Yeah.
So here we go. Wes, have you found that app yet? No, I don't have your password. Oh, fucking hell.
Abby changed it. My daughter changed it today.
I did have this one where it was fucking like talking fucking Donald Trump,
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but then you hit a paywall and you get a payment for shit.
I was like, ah, fuck it. We'll get back to that. We'll do that on another day.
I've got to know. I think like, well, I'll talk to you this off air anyway,
but I think maybe when we do release these podcasts, we should do a live one
just for shits and giggles. A live one. Just get absolutely munted.
Yeah, yeah. We'll get the camera. We'll do like a feed and we'll throw it on
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the socials, but we'll do it live.
And then people can actually come in and have a yarn to us or send us a message
or whatever. Talk to us, yeah.
I think that's something we'll look into. But anyway, we're moving on to the
next segment and that's going to be AI and Wes's song.
No. I don't have one.
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Let's see this. Oh, you didn't download it. Prior preparation,
mate. I didn't do any fucking preparation to this.
Oh, we never do any prep. That's what makes this fucking podcast the best out
of all. Rawson, we are last names Rawsons, so we could just be like the Raw.
The Raw Sons. Raw podcast.
Well, like. Raw, unblend, undelivered, and unfiltered.
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Have you heard the old saying about the sun at the end of the name?
Like we're connected directly to the Vikings. Whose son are you connected to?
Anything with sun at the end, if any of you have done your DNA stuff out there,
it's fucking it's pretty cool like looking into where
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you're actually from and we're all like outside scottish
and irish and we've even got a bit
of ukraine in there i'm only a tiny bit but we look
at that history and it's all all chases back from the
vikings and we've got norway of course in
there and it's just interesting dreadlocks like they
come from fucking the vikings no well i'm
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talking about vikings actually i'm going to see a a group
called hail young in uh november and they they do
the full-on viking chance they dress
up and they have the the skeleton like the skulls on
their heads and it's gonna be wicked i can't wait for that
one yeah okay and they but they've got
actually it's in sydney but they've got a viking bar
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it's a whole themed bar so you can go or a
restaurant slash bar you can go in there and you can order like mead and stuff
we've got one up there i was working up in newcastle weeks ago i drove past
one on the way to nelson bay it's called valhalla and it looked fucking unreal
yeah i'm keen to check these out yeah i think it's gonna be awesome so that's
where you go and you go all right you
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know you plan it and you go all right we're gonna pay it's gonna cost a couple
hundred bucks or whatever for to go out for a fucking mad feed in a theme sort
of restaurant and have that sort of experience.
But when you just go to the normal pub and fucking spend a hundred bucks anyway
on fucking shit. Well, that's it.
And we're going to dress up. I'm going to dress up as a Viking.
It'll be fucking hilarious.
Walk around free Sydney dressed up as a Viking. Yeah.
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Going back to the footy the other night, I've worked out a hack on how to get
free beer at Parramatta Stadium, but I probably shouldn't say this on the podcast,
but I didn't get it the other night. Last time I went there.
There's two separate lines, right? So one line you go up to the bar and you
say, I'll have four beers.
In a tray and you pay for it. It's like fucking 50 bucks or something for four beers.
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And then you walk around to the other side of the line and you tell the other
guy what you've just ordered and paid for into the second line.
And I went, hold on a minute. Why don't we just line up at the fucking non-pay line?
So I said to my mate Scotty at the time, I said, oh, fucking,
I just bought these four beers and walked back and he was like coming down the stairs.
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And I went, dude, don't line up in that line, line up in that line and just
tell him you've I've ordered four beers.
Fucking worked. Four free beers. You got a serious fucking hell there.
Yeah, it was fucking unreal.
Four free beers. I've been doing that all night. Yeah, he walked away.
It was like towards the end of the game before I worked it out.
And that was last year, but went back to this time and they've sort of,
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I think they've cottoned on to me. Yeah.
I'll tell you, talking about that, I can remember, like I used to go to a lot
of gigs, like live music.
I just love it. I love watching live bands and stuff and it's like a venue.
Anyway, they had the bar, they had the taps, the beer taps and sort of like
at the back of the bar and then the security guard walked out and I'm like,
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oh, I'll just fucking fill my own beer up. So I grabbed the skinner.
Oh, yeah. No, just as I did it, the security guard walked in.
He didn't see me, but it was all good. I used to get away with so much shit at that venue.
Like I'll be standing on the tables and jumping around. He'd go,
come on, come on, Adam. Come on, off you go. You're all right.
They didn't kick me out. I was just off the table tonight.
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And we'd done another gig once and it was up
in the Blue Mountains of years ago and they left
us we we had like a five bands on for
five bucks or something like that anyway they left us
out the back room but they forgot to take the taps so
one of the band members went out there and one of us checked it was a fucking
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beer still on and there's no it was like it was the old day like back in like
early 2000 so there was no cameras or anything it was just like fuck yeah so
we just all like we got all the each band member became the barman and just
pouring fucking schooners and schooners.
We had fucking tables full of fucking free beer.
I don't know if that was deliberate. They said, oh, yeah, let the boys fucking
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have the bar, but we fucking certainly did.
That was the old punk rock ethos we had back in the day. Drank them dry, mate.
There's nothing better than a free beer, eh, when you go to a wedding or something.
Someone's paid for them, but you're like, fuck, yeah.
No, but when you get your perks in rock and roll, there's a fucking lot of free
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piss. Yes. Especially when you come over to your brother's house.
I'm not a rock and roll star, mate. Just start bringing your own fucking beer.
There was plenty of times there
where I got free piss at the gigs that you used to promote and stuff.
Yeah, fuck off. Get backstage, meet all the fucking bands, and just drink the piss for free.
It was fucking awesome. I remember a funny fucking time. I remember we used
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to sneak into the Warped Tour over the fence.
Oh, yeah, yeah, Warped Tour. Vans Warped Tour. I should bring that back.
That was – Yeah, fuck, yeah. We got on stage with $1 Short.
Remember that? Oh, yeah, we got on stage. Yeah, that was cool.
It was a popular punk band back in – it would have been – what would it have
been? 90s? No, it would have been – Late 90s. Yeah, late 90s, yeah.
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And they were friends of ours and stuff. And, yeah, we found our way on stage.
They always let us up on there.
Yeah, we got up on the stage. I remember. i thought about that that's fucking
fun that was our taste of rock and roll once we started doing
that that was it bands galore that's you know it's been
me i just love being on that stage playing music
and you know it's fucking it's just something different from you just can't
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that to explain that feeling you have to get out there and do it yourself you
know and if there's any inspiring musicians out there get out and give it a
go just fucking get out of the bedroom and get out and fucking play your guitar
man or whatever you do your instrument yeah that's it Play with your instruments,
that's what I've been doing. Yeah, well, since you got married.
Yeah, play with the instruments. But yeah, so other than that,
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this weekend we cooked up a mad feed yesterday.
I had lamb and beef balls on the barbecue.
Sounds good. Where was my invite? Oh, you weren't invited.
No, you were. You could have come around. But they had chicken wings on there.
It turned out fucking sensational.
Then I had them cooking for ages too. Now that tender, you can eat the bone. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, let's not talk about eating chicken bones and smiling random shit, right?
I've done a mad chunk of fucking, this mad slab of fucking pork ribs from Costco the other week.
I've been waiting for them and I've done it. So three hours on the smoke and
then two hours in the oven bag and then resting for an hour and they just fucking fell apart.
It was so good. So talking about like- I was cooking with me yesterday and-
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Then today, as I was cooking, I was 111, cooked all day, drank all day,
and woke up this morning really fucking average.
I was like that this morning too. I got a phone call from my brother at fucking,
I don't know what time, it was 9 o'clock last night.
I'd been drinking all day too. I had a couple of six-packs under me belt and
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been playing music and stuff.
Then he goes, oh, we're going to give the old girl a call too.
So we've done like a FaceTime with the three of us and all fucking munted and
a whole lot of this. Mum, mum.
We come from a long line of drugs.
I'm like smashing down red wines and going, yeah, I'll be right to drive tomorrow.
And then like fucking hell. You couldn't drive till four o'clock.
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I woke up and I was fucked. I said, I'm normally okay.
I recovered pretty good. But today I fucking had the cookers head.
And I was like, where's messages me? and says, oh, what time are you coming out?
I said three, and then I've got my own breathalyzer, so I always try to behave
myself. I don't drink and drive and shit.
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Anyway, so I fucking blew on it. Smoke and fly. I blew on the breathalyzer,
and I'm like fucking .057 at one o'clock in the afternoon. Oh, fuck.
So, yeah, I had a little bit too much drinkies the night before,
so it just, as you get older, as I get older, it fucking takes a while for me to process this shit.
It does take a while. Oh, I'm 40 next year, and I'll tell you what,
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it's, yeah, they... It's good fun, but fuck it all.
The hangovers, they get worse as you get older, and it takes longer to get over it.
Yeah, well, you know, it's fucking nothing like a decent fucking two-eat...
Oh, no, fuck eight two-eats.
I had a two-eat the other week. Ian bought me one. I was like, fuck, it wasn't too bad.
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And then last night I drank all the fucking Coronas out of the fridge,
and then there was a random six-pack of VB in there.
Are you turning fucking Mexican or what? Yeah, no. Fuck, it was actually not too bad.
But then again, I had 90 beers before that, so I fucking can't really remember
what the fucking taste is like of a VB. But moving on.
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What else you got for me today, mate? Okay, well, we're talking about that fucking
breakdancer, mate. Oh, my God.
We've been there. We've done that. We've already talked about that.
Yeah, she's fucking nuts. nuts she's gonna fucking make some funny fucking make
some good money out of that yeah but this is the thing right is like you can
do the most stupidest shit and you can.
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Instant like success so yeah like the pole
vaulter who got yeah now he's been
offered fucking hundreds of thousands of dollars to fucking do
only fans and shit yeah he's gonna be fucking like the
maddest porn star everyone's gonna be going like how did you get successful
oh i just fucking jumped the pole my pole touched the pole he's french too but
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now how good are the aussies doing like fucking smashing it like 18 gold medals
is best Our best Olympics ever.
Yeah, fuck yeah. Go the Aussies, mate. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Oi, oi, oi.
The rest of the world where we've got like 20 million, 25 million people or
whatever and we win that many.
There's a fair few from Penrith where I live as well with Jess Fox and Naomi.
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Yeah, good on them. Well done. Golds and stuff there. I really enjoy some of
the sports on there, a bit average and shit, but I really enjoy the skateboarding.
I think that's fucking great. and then that Aussie chick, young chick, she was like 15.
14, yeah. 14, yeah, 14. Gold medal, mate. Gold fucking, that is unreal. Well done.
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How good would it be to be a professional skateboarder at 14? Oh, no, yeah.
And that's the same thing. She's going to, because it's very lucrative,
she's going to make heaps of fucking money.
I used to skate. I skated for a long time as a teenager until my 20s.
I still have a bit of a role every now and then, but I can't do all the shit
I used to be able to do, but back in the day I'd be jumping staircases and fucking
doing all sorts of crazy shit.
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And I'm like, there was no chance back then that it was even going to go into the Olympics.
It was like, there was one time they said, oh, it's going to be a spectator sport.
And then it turned into a fucking, it's like a full-on Olympic bloody sport now.
And I'm glad it is because like, it's a lot of, there's a lot of technical skills
you need to become, like to be a professional skateboarder and stuff. It's not more...
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I'm not going to do the microphone. Yeah. It's got more reason to beat the Olympics
than the fucking breakdancing. What the fuck is that? Yeah. It's an actual sport.
Just give them a bit of the homegrown lemon. Yeah. No, it's amazing.
And they've done well with it.
It's good. Anyway, I'm moving on from sport.
I want to talk about fucking food that's from the supermarket compared to shit that's homegrown.
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I'm just putting a bit of lemon in my beer right now.
And it's fucking, the lemon's massive. Like what the fuck is the go with that shit?
Like why is a lemon so small when you go to, you buy it from a supermarket and
then you get one off the tree?
It's fucking massive. I thought you liked your lemons big. I know, I do. Big lemons.
But yeah, it's fucking, the food that you buy from the shop is fucking shit.
(28:24):
Like this is the other thing, like tomatoes, right? Fucking hell,
you get a tomato and it's from the supermarket. It's fucking crunchy.
Like cut it, you know, you get one off the vine. That's shit.
Yeah, off the vine, you know. It never tastes like tomato. It doesn't have any fucking flavor.
It's fucking, I don't know, it just fucking really spins me out. Even eggs, right?
You buy eggs from a supermarket and then you go and get fresh eggs and the yolks
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are a different color and stuff, you know? Yeah, what the fuck are they feeding these chickens?
I don't know, like fucking, yeah, who knows? But being in those fucking massive
sheds, just, you know, I don't know.
I pulled up, I was out at Jewel the other week and there was an egg farmer on
the side of the road and I pulled up and all the chickens are running around.
And you can see it's a big fucking acreage.
I bought 12 eggs and a fucking little box of cherry tomatoes.
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Guess how much they charged me? How much?
Fucking $19. Fuck, yeah. Oh, he's got his business wrapped up.
Yeah, no, I was like, I don't know.
So I gave her the 20 bucks. She gave me the dollar change. I said,
oh, it was this mad big bunch of basil.
I love fresh basil. Oh, yeah, it's the best. And I said, oh,
I'll take the bunch of basil as well. How much is that? She said,
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I don't want to even have it for free. I was like, fuck.
They're fucking $19 eggs, mate. $10 for the basil.
I tell you what, they were fucking good eggs. But paying like $11 or $12 for them and then, you know.
I just think we should stop relying on the fucking supermarkets.
They're always price gouging everyone.
The problem is you live in the fucking snow. How are you going to grow your
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tomatoes? I'm going to have to get a greenhouse.
You're going to have to get a greenhouse. There's probably plenty of fucking
greenhouses up there, mate.
You know the other thing is talking like it's a stereotype kind of thing i'll
go dreadlocks and so as soon as people see me oh fucking the neighbor she's an old girl she's like,
Oh, I met her today. She goes, oh, I thought this is going to be great because
(30:17):
I've got a guy with dreadlocks. He's going to grow some weed next door.
This is going to be awesome.
This is going to be fucking awesome. But she goes, your backyard doesn't really
have a good place to hide it though.
And I said, that's all right. I'll just grow some tomato plants. Put it in the roof, mate.
But it was hilarious. But that's the thing. You get stereotypes because you look a certain way.
(30:41):
And and so i'm like well no yeah i'd better smoke we've all we've all tried
a little bit of marijuana back in the day not me man i'm pure oh yeah fuck off
i've seen you green out a few times yeah that's why i don't fucking smoke it
because every time i did it was fucking,
but um yeah like i you know i don't i
don't smoke it like a lot of reasons probably just because i
if i you've got a drive and if and it stays in
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your system for fucking three months or so so
so yeah i think like i know hopefully the
laws are changing and and because i think it's actually quite
a safe safe drug and it's good for people to sleep and
um medical it's all over america it's fucking
everywhere but um oh yeah i got some exciting news today too i booked my flights
to vegas fucking hell man we'll be worried about that yeah going with one of
(31:29):
my cousins no you go fuck man this this i swear to god this is gonna be fucking
like a version we're going I don't want to hitchhike him with guns. Oh, man.
They're fucking, it's going to be like the hangover.
Like, my cousin, like, he's just fucking, he's crazy too. So them two together,
fuck and hell. It's going to be. Watch out, Vegas.
Yeah, so we're going over for the Panthers game. That's just an excuse, really.
(31:50):
Yeah, no, well. And then we're going to go from, fly from Vegas over to New
York, spend another week there.
I reckon he'll be the one with the fucking Mike Tyson tattoo on his face.
I'm probably going to do five or six nights in Vegas, and then we're going to
go to New York. You've got to get to Roswell.
We have to get to Roswell. No, that's New Mexico. It's different fucking.
(32:11):
It's a long way away because we're flying because we don't have enough time.
We've only got three weeks.
Fuck, America's big, man. Yeah, I know, but still. One side of the country to
the other side. You've got to try and get to Roswell.
That would be a pretty twisted place to go visit, I reckon.
Yeah, but I don't know. I don't think we'll get there because it's a long way.
I thought it was in Vegas, but in Nevada, but it's not.
(32:31):
It's fucking the next state. You always get one of those. Folks say,
oh, yeah, we'll just drive to Ayers Rock for a fucking day.
It's a fucking long way away. Just get a helicopter ride over there for the
day. Just don't fly over fucking Area 51.
Yeah, that's it. I might see someone with dreadlocks.
You might see some yowlies or some shit. But, yeah, when you get over to fucking
New York, make sure you try those pizzas, mate.
(32:54):
Yeah, I am fucking keen as fuck for all that New York.
And what else is the other one? Oh, the hot dogs stand on the side of the road.
Hot dogs, yeah. Yeah, so we're going to probably spend another week in.
New York, and then go to Nashville. I'm thinking Nashville because I reckon
– Yeah, it'd be good to see all the music there.
Music scene there. It's either Nashville or New Orleans.
I reckon New Orleans would be fucking mad for food.
(33:16):
Yeah, the Bourbon Street and stuff. But I'm pretty fucking stoked,
pretty excited about that. Yeah, that's awesome.
Got to be heaps of fucking good memories from that. I won't remember a fucking
thing. What are you talking about?
A good way to spend the last part of your fucking 30s. Yeah,
so I turn 40 the next month.
So yeah i will be probably in rehab
he'll be joining the official old club like his bro farts club yeah fucking
(33:41):
yeah so i'm pretty fucking happy about that so what was it like there i know
naughty not naughty 30s no was it how'd it go not dirty 30s naughty 40s what
was the 20s oh debauchery.
Fucking i don't remember much of the 20s i'll tell you no 20s is a fucking blur,
(34:03):
oh fuck man i did i did a fair bit did a fair bit traveling in my 20s it was
fucking i did a lot of partying in my 20s and playing in fucking punk rock bands
so that was good old days yeah so anyway we'll um we'll move on to our next segment.
(34:25):
And that's it what's the
next segment we got here well wes has got a little notebook here let's just
fucking pull something out of his red fucking book it should be a black book
red book oh okay so we've covered all the topics web funny so let's find something
that's funny on the fucking internet right now i did say this fucking thing
(34:46):
the other day right and it just
fucking made me laugh i like
the the things that like kids fucking say
and shit they're fucking hilarious oh i just want
to while we're looking up that stuff i was listening to fucking triple j last
week and i was like this is fucking garbage man sorry triple j i don't know
not all of it is but i just i'll like seriously there's fucking djs on there
(35:11):
like a fella doing he's He's having a chat in between the songs and stuff.
Anyway, he's talking about a fucking water bottle. You know,
I'm drinking water out of a water bottle.
And I'm like, fucking hell, man, this is really fucking entertaining, not.
And then everyone, he's posted it on fucking Instagram or whatever else.
And everyone else is like, oh, how big is your water bottle?
(35:33):
How much water? Is it one of those expensive fucking water bottles?
And I'm just like, oh, this is. No, it gives a fuck, man. And it just went on all fucking afternoon.
And then I went and switched over to Triple M. It was all just fucking commercials
and I'm like, oh, this is fucked.
So anyway, but I didn't have a – I was a driving to work fan so I didn't have
(35:53):
a way of fucking connecting my phone to listen to music.
But I was like, what the fuck is the world coming to when they're just talking
about shit like that? Like I could do that job better than him.
Yeah, it's basically our podcast. It's talking shit. Yeah, but we're fucking
– at least we've got a bit more content than talking about fucking – Yeah,
anyway, watch this video here, right?
This is not the actual one I wanted to show you, but this is another funny one, right?
(36:16):
So this kid finds a jellyfish, right?
Dad, what is that? I don't know. It's just a blue jellyfish.
Mom, what is that? You guys know what it is? It's a horn?
It's an actual fucking. It's a fucking suction cap dildo. Yeah,
blue dildo. His kid's walking around with it. I found a jellyfish. And he throws it.
(36:38):
Oh, that's fucked up. It's a massive blue dildo he just pulled out of the water.
Fuck, it was funny. Oh, yeah.
I can't look at that fucking breakdancer anymore. It's fucking doing it.
It was like, seriously, like that Hawk 2 thing that just fucking went nuts and
broke the fucking internet.
Oh, yeah. Fucking hell. Here's old mate with his dick on the fucking,
(37:02):
oh, no, that's the breakdancer. Oh, fucking hell.
I really don't want to see fucking the Wiggles fucking dancing. Oh, God.
Oh, no, that was really funny because, you know, Was it Chris Lilley that does that?
There's been a mash-up with him. He's a comedian.
And they've got a thing about him doing these dance moves.
(37:24):
It's real fucking funny as fuck. And they've just tied it up with the ray gun
doing that Olympic dance.
It's like, fucking hell, man. That's fucking funny.
That's so funny, man. I don't know. This is the one I want. This is this kid, mate.
He's a fucking muso in the making.
Listen to him. You owe my son so, my only son, cha. You made me happy,
(37:48):
made me sad. What? Okay, faster.
Music.
Guitar and he's fucking gone that's crazy i'm just
like he goes play it's not
(38:09):
very just play it faster we need
to punk that up man that was so good man so good yeah well that you know he's
obviously a billion views he's like probably on youtube so he's probably already
made his money to put him through fucking university and stuff. Oh, for sure, man.
(38:29):
Like, just like, that's the funny thing, like, with the fucking internet and
all that kind of stuff, like, to build up your following and then all of a sudden
get that, you know, that massive, start getting some monetary fucking gain from it.
Like, that woman, that Thumbnail Hawk 2 thing, she's fucking set for the rest of her life now.
Oh, yeah, 100%. Fucking selling fucking merchandise and that,
(38:51):
but that's only going to, it's going to fizzle out soon And then,
like, imagine when she has kids, like, hey, mum, how did you get, like, so much money?
I spat on that thing.
Anyway, I'm going to move on. I can't stop fucking talking about it.
She's just fucking, she's funny.
She's funny. But, yeah, she's been on a lot of podcasts and radio shows and
(39:14):
stuff, and she's not very well.
She doesn't really have much of a- From the southern side of the Mary,
yeah. Yeah, she's from Nashville. That's where I'm going now.
I'm not going there for that go on there for fucking have a good time but anyway,
alright well let's wind up this podcast for this evening it's been great to
(39:35):
fucking catch up with you Les it has it has but um yeah alright no worries.
Music.
Yeah probably need a bit more a few more fucking overlays plugged into this
thing I've got two fart noises and a rap beat where's the fart,
(39:57):
here's johnny there you go all right guys thanks thanks listening and next week
and then if you've got a name for us let us know because we need one two dickheads
two dickheads fuck with podcast.
Music.
Yeah all right boys We'll be right back.
(40:27):
I'll see you next time.
Music.
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So if anyone comes out there, you can come up with a name. On today's show,
what are we going to talk about, Adam?
We're going to talk about AI generating music and also the Olympics.
So there's some weird Olympic sports out there at the moment.
Oh, yeah. Fucking, that's unreal. But anyway.
(01:07):
And we've also come up with a really good creation. It's called a mini beer.
Yeah. Wes can talk about that one. All right, and welcome.
We are here in Sunday night having a fucking drink with my brother,
and we decided to record our voices and call it a podcast. Sunday night sessions.
Fucking here we go. Cheers to the mini beers. We've got a mini beer here,
(01:28):
right? So hold on. I'm going to talk about the beer first, right?
So it's called La Cua 43, right?
And no, you don't drink it like that, you fucking idiot. Wait a second.
I just had to have a taste. Oh, jeez.
It's fucking creamy. All right. So it's got – it's a Spanish La Cua.
It's actually really fucking delicious and you put
a little bit of cream on top of it looks like a mini beer anyway looks like
(01:48):
looks like a fucking beer hey like cheese down the hatch right
you gotta go all one go oh i just
got a hit to it that's fucking nice hey i think we're
gonna have to have a few of those mini beers tonight i reckon you can go and
get fucked bring your own mini
beers but anyway yeah we haven't really got a name because um
we've had two names so one of it was the cheers bro
(02:10):
podcast and that's been taken by two chicks
in america so we've had a really good fucking start with
this podcast you even came up with a little fucking logo for
us i started a instagram page but um yeah so you got taken down already yeah
fucking instagram's pretty quick at that 24 hours yeah look and they come back
and tell me oh you've done some violations i'm like what i just put a fucking
(02:33):
ai image up on the fucking it wasn't AI, man. We spent hours on it.
It was such a fucking great logo. It took me two minutes, under two minutes to make.
But yeah, so we violated their fucking copyright laws and shit.
And anyway, we should have done a little bit of research before we came up with
a name, which was actually done.
And who was this other podcast?
(02:56):
Oh, just two random chicks in America called the Cheers Brother Podcast.
I'm like, it doesn't even make fucking sense. You're women.
Yeah. Anyway, they've stolen our name. So we're going to come up with something different.
I was actually... We're fucking useless at coming up with names.
We'll find something. We'll call ourselves the Cartons or something.
The Cartons, that's shit.
There's a reason why you're not in the creative control of this podcast.
(03:17):
No, but anyway, there's been some fucking weird and wonderful things happened
this week. How you been, mate? Like...
Give us a recap. You moved house a couple of weeks ago and fucking.
Yeah, moved house and up into the snow, basically. But I'm still waiting for
the fucking snow. Why would you wait for that shit?
I love the shit. But no, yeah, it was the funniest fucking thing today.
And I just like woke up at fucking midday because it was Sunday and I had a big night last night.
(03:41):
On the red? Too many fucking reds, too many beers. And I looked at the first
thing, you know, you go for your morning scroll.
And then I was like, what the fuck is this? This woman's doing this breakdance
and shit. Looks like she's out of the Wiggles or something, man. What's her name?
Raygun, I think. Raygun, yeah. She's got the dinosaur out there.
Oh, mate, she has been roasted on the internet.
(04:04):
Everyone's having a good go. Nah, she's going to make more money than the fucking
winner of the fucking breakdancing. Mate, I'll tell you what.
Why the fuck is it even there? I don't know. It's fucking weird, eh?
I'd swear, like, it's a good publicity stunt if you really want to fucking get
out there and they'll just do some stupid shit and like some really shit dancing
and you'll fucking, you know, it's the talk of the town.
(04:26):
The last two weeks ago it was like Hot 2 Woman and now it's fucking break dancing.
She's going to make a fortune out of it. Fucking hilarious anyway.
But, yeah, I just want to know why it's there. I think it's actually being canned
for the next Olympics or they're not even having it.
Yeah, they realised it was fucking, sorry to all the break dancers out there,
but you can keep that in your lounge room or watch your parents do it after
(04:49):
a few fucking beers at the local RSL club, you know.
I think I walked in on mum and dad breakdancing one time.
Dad was still in the worm.
What the fuck's going on? I thought they were doing some fucking gymnastics.
No, I don't even know why. I was about three years old.
Yeah, something you don't really want to do. No, you don't want to go breakdancing
(05:11):
with your mum. Who the fuck? Do parents actually have sex? That's fucking weird, man.
Yeah, we're both parents and no, they don't actually. We don't have sex.
Yeah, well, once you get married, it's all over. Yeah, it's all done for.
But yeah, anyway, we've got to go move into another segue right here,
Wes. Another segue. Yeah.
(05:31):
Oh, I fucked that up.
Price check. Magic clean. We're not doing that. I just wanted this one.
Why did that not fucking work? Anyway, yeah, it's called Teething Issues.
Teething Issues here on the podcast without a name.
Yes, podcast without a name. I reckon that's a good one. We had two Ps in the podcast.
(05:54):
I reckon that one's pretty good. I reckon that should stick.
We've just got to decide on something.
But anyway, reach out to us. If you've actually fucking got nothing else to
do and you're actually listening to this wallop, then let us know.
We'll have a placeholder name.
So we can change it, but we need something for now.
So if you see this podcast come out and you're thinking, oh,
(06:14):
yeah, it's a good name, let us know.
If not, we've got some ideas, throw them to us. We've asked ChatGTP,
but it's given us about 200 ideas and we still can't decide. You know it's ChatGTP?
Oh, whatever it was. Oh, fuck, I don't know. Every time you say it,
I'm like, fuck, it's wrong, but I just don't correct you. Now it's been recorded.
(06:35):
Anyway, it doesn't matter. So, yeah, no, I'd have fucking had a pretty big weekend.
We went to the Penrith Panthers' first Parramatta game there on Friday night.
Fucking hell, didn't they come back out of nowhere?
I was like, oh, they're done. They're done for. And I took my daughter and Mrs. there.
And it's pretty hard trying to teach my daughter.
(06:56):
She's a Penrith fan but trying to teach her that actually we do lose because
she's only ever seen us win like from when she can actually remember it so the
last four years we've been in grand finals,
and she hasn't seen us she's seen us lose the first one but then win three in
a row and then we're just always winning I was a Penrith fan since I was her
age and I've seen us fucking lose a million dollars,
(07:18):
before we started actually winning we used to be on the bottom
of the ladder the old wooden spoon a lot of the times and
that so but yeah that was good it was just like oh
what i could be worse could be a tiger's thing when i
tuned in i was like oh fuck we're screwed and then
the penrith has the way they always come back out of nowhere they've got the
(07:38):
ability to fight back and never give up anyway it's not a sports podcast there's
fucking too many people out there doing that but ended up going going there
got some tickets a couple weeks ago fucking expensive to go on the footy.
Like, you remember when I was a kid it used to be like fucking 10 bucks or you
always had a mate with one of those.
And I wrote the footy pass, so you get in for free, and you just chuck it over the fence.
(08:02):
One mate would go in, and you'd chuck it over the fence, and you'd get in,
and we'd go there by ourselves, and it was fucking – I'll tell you,
everything's fucking expensive these days.
Oh, it's fucking bullshit. You want to buy a beer, it's like fucking $8 anyway.
I was listening the other day.
I think it was on the True Yarns – not True Yarns, one of the podcasts I was
listening to, and someone came in and said, oh,
(08:23):
fucking if beer goes back up in price, we're
all going to protest test so we can bring the prices down of
beer like you know prices down yeah yeah but
it's just ridiculous like no wonder the music
industry and all that kind of stuff is suffering because it's so the cost of
like the cost of living in general but then then the cost of going out for a
(08:44):
night like no wonder everyone just stays at home buy a carton of beer and feed
at home and you you know it's ridiculous even just going to the pub for a meal
like you're going well there's There's only one pub around here,
the top pub, still selling $12 meals.
It's actually pretty good. But you go to a normal pub and it's like $30, $40.
And the food, nine times out of ten, it's pretty average. When you can cook
(09:05):
it better at home and it's fucking cheaper, you know, it's.
It's just, it's a real sad state of affairs for the, like, I guess the hospitality industry.
They have to deal with it because they're always, the price is excess and shit's always going up.
And and then people can't afford to go
out because they're not the wages everything else is going up except wages they
(09:27):
might go out for two two bucks an hour or whatever but it makes it harder than
that affects the the mute like the entertainment industry as well but you see
it like everyone goes oh everything's getting so expensive but fuck you still
got and it's busy everywhere there's people spending money everywhere and it's like.
How do you actually afford to fucking, you know, do it?
(09:47):
Unless you've got a fucking good job and, I don't know, minimum wage is not
going to fucking afford you to buy anything.
Yeah, it's just, yeah, well, where's all this money coming from?
Like, if you've got the money, good on you. Well done.
Yeah, that's it. Like, I've done a master's degree and I'm still just trying
to chase the dream job, so.
Is that master beta degree or? Yeah, definitely.
(10:09):
Moving on. i today it was like
just fucking around with the ai as i do
it's i find it quite interesting and a unique
tool but don't use ai to don't rely
on ai because it can fuck up sometimes
so always fact check your stuff went
before you post anything anyway so i found
(10:29):
this app and i decided because i'm
a songwriter and been in bands for years and
stuff so i found some old lyrics and i just said you
put this song together on yeah so i just put the lyrics in
and i said i picked the mood i said all right we
want sort of a sad mood and we want it to be rock and roll kind of
came out came out sounding a bit like a country kind
(10:49):
of vibe anyway so i just had i was like fuck it's just crazy this stuff is you
know everyone would have seen or have heard an ai song by now but these are
just the lyrics i put together no ai use for these lyrics and the way the song
sound. I was like, fuck it. This isn't really a hit song.
So Wes is going to cue that up on the old road podcaster, and we'll have a bit
(11:14):
of a listen to it. Let's see if that works.
So AI wrote the music. You just wrote the lyrics. I just wrote the lyrics,
yeah. They put the rest of it together. Have a listen to this.
It's pretty fucking good.
Music.
It's pretty good. That's a computer scene.
(11:36):
Can you write a happy song next time yeah it's fucking sad.
Music.
(12:09):
I need to cut them.
I reckon you made the fucking robots sad.
Music.
What? What? I want to ride this train of truth Sitting in the carriage saying
goodbye To the short window of you As life flashes right before
(12:34):
That took about three minutes to write.
The quality of the music's unreal too I'll tell you that. But when it awakens,
the world will be controlled.
Music.
And we open our eyes.
As we read into the proper gander that fills our lives.
(12:59):
All right i think we've heard enough i'm getting sad i need to fucking i need
to go and have a shower and a big cry after that but yeah so that was just a
muck around it was some old lyrics and And I kind of went, all right,
let's see what happens here.
How far is it going to get, though? Like, fuck, eventually it's going to be
like AI is going to have to get paid.
Like, they're going to be paid, the robot is going to say, fuck this,
(13:20):
I'm not writing and doing any shit until I get paid.
So within a couple of minutes, you wrote all those lyrics down.
We had the lyrics written ages ago.
But then you just pumped them into the machine and then said,
play this song and just played it.
You can click on the mood and you can, you're like, Wes can do one right now.
Like you should pull that app up and let's come up with the
come up with a song live on yeah it'll only
(13:43):
take it takes about three three minutes for it to come
through but um yeah that's amazing like just
you can put anything in there and it'll you select
the mood and and off you go it's just
like well this is crazy technology and
so i've never done this i'm downloading the app now see how
this goes oh fuck what's my password i'm
(14:06):
always like that so this is the other thing so i know
um google with passwords we've got so
many of them because we live in this digital world that we're in now i
noticed google has a logging key now so you
can do you can use your phone you facetime it whatever
it's just you don't have to put passwords in and
that's i think that's going to be going across the board get to the stage because
(14:27):
i fucking changed this today and now i can't remember i'm the
same i'll change my password and all the folks out
there how many fucking passwords have you changed in the last week like do you
think you're gonna remember them but no it's like okay i've got to abbreviate
this one that one and then you don't want to have the same password for every
(14:48):
account because then that's easy for them to hack you and that you You know, so. Yeah.
So here we go. Wes, have you found that app yet? No, I don't have your password. Oh, fucking hell.
Abby changed it. My daughter changed it today.
I did have this one where it was fucking like talking fucking Donald Trump,
(15:09):
but then you hit a paywall and you get a payment for shit.
I was like, ah, fuck it. We'll get back to that. We'll do that on another day.
I've got to know. I think like, well, I'll talk to you this off air anyway,
but I think maybe when we do release these podcasts, we should do a live one
just for shits and giggles. A live one. Just get absolutely munted.
Yeah, yeah. We'll get the camera. We'll do like a feed and we'll throw it on
(15:31):
the socials, but we'll do it live.
And then people can actually come in and have a yarn to us or send us a message
or whatever. Talk to us, yeah.
I think that's something we'll look into. But anyway, we're moving on to the
next segment and that's going to be AI and Wes's song.
No. I don't have one.
(15:52):
Let's see this. Oh, you didn't download it. Prior preparation,
mate. I didn't do any fucking preparation to this.
Oh, we never do any prep. That's what makes this fucking podcast the best out
of all. Rawson, we are last names Rawsons, so we could just be like the Raw.
The Raw Sons. Raw podcast.
Well, like. Raw, unblend, undelivered, and unfiltered.
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Have you heard the old saying about the sun at the end of the name?
Like we're connected directly to the Vikings. Whose son are you connected to?
Anything with sun at the end, if any of you have done your DNA stuff out there,
it's fucking it's pretty cool like looking into where
(16:35):
you're actually from and we're all like outside scottish
and irish and we've even got a bit
of ukraine in there i'm only a tiny bit but we look
at that history and it's all all chases back from the
vikings and we've got norway of course in
there and it's just interesting dreadlocks like they
come from fucking the vikings no well i'm
(16:57):
talking about vikings actually i'm going to see a a group
called hail young in uh november and they they do
the full-on viking chance they dress
up and they have the the skeleton like the skulls on
their heads and it's gonna be wicked i can't wait for that
one yeah okay and they but they've got
actually it's in sydney but they've got a viking bar
(17:19):
it's a whole themed bar so you can go or a
restaurant slash bar you can go in there and you can order like mead and stuff
we've got one up there i was working up in newcastle weeks ago i drove past
one on the way to nelson bay it's called valhalla and it looked fucking unreal
yeah i'm keen to check these out yeah i think it's gonna be awesome so that's
where you go and you go all right you
(17:41):
know you plan it and you go all right we're gonna pay it's gonna cost a couple
hundred bucks or whatever for to go out for a fucking mad feed in a theme sort
of restaurant and have that sort of experience.
But when you just go to the normal pub and fucking spend a hundred bucks anyway
on fucking shit. Well, that's it.
And we're going to dress up. I'm going to dress up as a Viking.
It'll be fucking hilarious.
Walk around free Sydney dressed up as a Viking. Yeah.
(18:05):
Going back to the footy the other night, I've worked out a hack on how to get
free beer at Parramatta Stadium, but I probably shouldn't say this on the podcast,
but I didn't get it the other night. Last time I went there.
There's two separate lines, right? So one line you go up to the bar and you
say, I'll have four beers.
In a tray and you pay for it. It's like fucking 50 bucks or something for four beers.
(18:25):
And then you walk around to the other side of the line and you tell the other
guy what you've just ordered and paid for into the second line.
And I went, hold on a minute. Why don't we just line up at the fucking non-pay line?
So I said to my mate Scotty at the time, I said, oh, fucking,
I just bought these four beers and walked back and he was like coming down the stairs.
(18:46):
And I went, dude, don't line up in that line, line up in that line and just
tell him you've I've ordered four beers.
Fucking worked. Four free beers. You got a serious fucking hell there.
Yeah, it was fucking unreal.
Four free beers. I've been doing that all night. Yeah, he walked away.
It was like towards the end of the game before I worked it out.
And that was last year, but went back to this time and they've sort of,
(19:08):
I think they've cottoned on to me. Yeah.
I'll tell you, talking about that, I can remember, like I used to go to a lot
of gigs, like live music.
I just love it. I love watching live bands and stuff and it's like a venue.
Anyway, they had the bar, they had the taps, the beer taps and sort of like
at the back of the bar and then the security guard walked out and I'm like,
(19:30):
oh, I'll just fucking fill my own beer up. So I grabbed the skinner.
Oh, yeah. No, just as I did it, the security guard walked in.
He didn't see me, but it was all good. I used to get away with so much shit at that venue.
Like I'll be standing on the tables and jumping around. He'd go,
come on, come on, Adam. Come on, off you go. You're all right.
They didn't kick me out. I was just off the table tonight.
(19:53):
And we'd done another gig once and it was up
in the Blue Mountains of years ago and they left
us we we had like a five bands on for
five bucks or something like that anyway they left us
out the back room but they forgot to take the taps so
one of the band members went out there and one of us checked it was a fucking
(20:13):
beer still on and there's no it was like it was the old day like back in like
early 2000 so there was no cameras or anything it was just like fuck yeah so
we just all like we got all the each band member became the barman and just
pouring fucking schooners and schooners.
We had fucking tables full of fucking free beer.
I don't know if that was deliberate. They said, oh, yeah, let the boys fucking
(20:35):
have the bar, but we fucking certainly did.
That was the old punk rock ethos we had back in the day. Drank them dry, mate.
There's nothing better than a free beer, eh, when you go to a wedding or something.
Someone's paid for them, but you're like, fuck, yeah.
No, but when you get your perks in rock and roll, there's a fucking lot of free
(20:56):
piss. Yes. Especially when you come over to your brother's house.
I'm not a rock and roll star, mate. Just start bringing your own fucking beer.
There was plenty of times there
where I got free piss at the gigs that you used to promote and stuff.
Yeah, fuck off. Get backstage, meet all the fucking bands, and just drink the piss for free.
It was fucking awesome. I remember a funny fucking time. I remember we used
(21:19):
to sneak into the Warped Tour over the fence.
Oh, yeah, yeah, Warped Tour. Vans Warped Tour. I should bring that back.
That was – Yeah, fuck, yeah. We got on stage with $1 Short.
Remember that? Oh, yeah, we got on stage. Yeah, that was cool.
It was a popular punk band back in – it would have been – what would it have
been? 90s? No, it would have been – Late 90s. Yeah, late 90s, yeah.
(21:39):
And they were friends of ours and stuff. And, yeah, we found our way on stage.
They always let us up on there.
Yeah, we got up on the stage. I remember. i thought about that that's fucking
fun that was our taste of rock and roll once we started doing
that that was it bands galore that's you know it's been
me i just love being on that stage playing music
and you know it's fucking it's just something different from you just can't
(22:02):
that to explain that feeling you have to get out there and do it yourself you
know and if there's any inspiring musicians out there get out and give it a
go just fucking get out of the bedroom and get out and fucking play your guitar
man or whatever you do your instrument yeah that's it Play with your instruments,
that's what I've been doing. Yeah, well, since you got married.
Yeah, play with the instruments. But yeah, so other than that,
(22:26):
this weekend we cooked up a mad feed yesterday.
I had lamb and beef balls on the barbecue.
Sounds good. Where was my invite? Oh, you weren't invited.
No, you were. You could have come around. But they had chicken wings on there.
It turned out fucking sensational.
Then I had them cooking for ages too. Now that tender, you can eat the bone. Oh, yeah.
(22:52):
Yeah, let's not talk about eating chicken bones and smiling random shit, right?
I've done a mad chunk of fucking, this mad slab of fucking pork ribs from Costco the other week.
I've been waiting for them and I've done it. So three hours on the smoke and
then two hours in the oven bag and then resting for an hour and they just fucking fell apart.
It was so good. So talking about like- I was cooking with me yesterday and-
(23:15):
Then today, as I was cooking, I was 111, cooked all day, drank all day,
and woke up this morning really fucking average.
I was like that this morning too. I got a phone call from my brother at fucking,
I don't know what time, it was 9 o'clock last night.
I'd been drinking all day too. I had a couple of six-packs under me belt and
(23:37):
been playing music and stuff.
Then he goes, oh, we're going to give the old girl a call too.
So we've done like a FaceTime with the three of us and all fucking munted and
a whole lot of this. Mum, mum.
We come from a long line of drugs.
I'm like smashing down red wines and going, yeah, I'll be right to drive tomorrow.
And then like fucking hell. You couldn't drive till four o'clock.
(23:58):
I woke up and I was fucked. I said, I'm normally okay.
I recovered pretty good. But today I fucking had the cookers head.
And I was like, where's messages me? and says, oh, what time are you coming out?
I said three, and then I've got my own breathalyzer, so I always try to behave
myself. I don't drink and drive and shit.
(24:18):
Anyway, so I fucking blew on it. Smoke and fly. I blew on the breathalyzer,
and I'm like fucking .057 at one o'clock in the afternoon. Oh, fuck.
So, yeah, I had a little bit too much drinkies the night before,
so it just, as you get older, as I get older, it fucking takes a while for me to process this shit.
It does take a while. Oh, I'm 40 next year, and I'll tell you what,
(24:41):
it's, yeah, they... It's good fun, but fuck it all.
The hangovers, they get worse as you get older, and it takes longer to get over it.
Yeah, well, you know, it's fucking nothing like a decent fucking two-eat...
Oh, no, fuck eight two-eats.
I had a two-eat the other week. Ian bought me one. I was like, fuck, it wasn't too bad.
(25:01):
And then last night I drank all the fucking Coronas out of the fridge,
and then there was a random six-pack of VB in there.
Are you turning fucking Mexican or what? Yeah, no. Fuck, it was actually not too bad.
But then again, I had 90 beers before that, so I fucking can't really remember
what the fucking taste is like of a VB. But moving on.
(25:22):
What else you got for me today, mate? Okay, well, we're talking about that fucking
breakdancer, mate. Oh, my God.
We've been there. We've done that. We've already talked about that.
Yeah, she's fucking nuts. nuts she's gonna fucking make some funny fucking make
some good money out of that yeah but this is the thing right is like you can
do the most stupidest shit and you can.
(25:43):
Instant like success so yeah like the pole
vaulter who got yeah now he's been
offered fucking hundreds of thousands of dollars to fucking do
only fans and shit yeah he's gonna be fucking like the
maddest porn star everyone's gonna be going like how did you get successful
oh i just fucking jumped the pole my pole touched the pole he's french too but
(26:08):
now how good are the aussies doing like fucking smashing it like 18 gold medals
is best Our best Olympics ever.
Yeah, fuck yeah. Go the Aussies, mate. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Oi, oi, oi.
The rest of the world where we've got like 20 million, 25 million people or
whatever and we win that many.
There's a fair few from Penrith where I live as well with Jess Fox and Naomi.
(26:30):
Yeah, good on them. Well done. Golds and stuff there. I really enjoy some of
the sports on there, a bit average and shit, but I really enjoy the skateboarding.
I think that's fucking great. and then that Aussie chick, young chick, she was like 15.
14, yeah. 14, yeah, 14. Gold medal, mate. Gold fucking, that is unreal. Well done.
(26:51):
How good would it be to be a professional skateboarder at 14? Oh, no, yeah.
And that's the same thing. She's going to, because it's very lucrative,
she's going to make heaps of fucking money.
I used to skate. I skated for a long time as a teenager until my 20s.
I still have a bit of a role every now and then, but I can't do all the shit
I used to be able to do, but back in the day I'd be jumping staircases and fucking
doing all sorts of crazy shit.
(27:14):
And I'm like, there was no chance back then that it was even going to go into the Olympics.
It was like, there was one time they said, oh, it's going to be a spectator sport.
And then it turned into a fucking, it's like a full-on Olympic bloody sport now.
And I'm glad it is because like, it's a lot of, there's a lot of technical skills
you need to become, like to be a professional skateboarder and stuff. It's not more...
(27:38):
I'm not going to do the microphone. Yeah. It's got more reason to beat the Olympics
than the fucking breakdancing. What the fuck is that? Yeah. It's an actual sport.
Just give them a bit of the homegrown lemon. Yeah. No, it's amazing.
And they've done well with it.
It's good. Anyway, I'm moving on from sport.
I want to talk about fucking food that's from the supermarket compared to shit that's homegrown.
(28:04):
I'm just putting a bit of lemon in my beer right now.
And it's fucking, the lemon's massive. Like what the fuck is the go with that shit?
Like why is a lemon so small when you go to, you buy it from a supermarket and
then you get one off the tree?
It's fucking massive. I thought you liked your lemons big. I know, I do. Big lemons.
But yeah, it's fucking, the food that you buy from the shop is fucking shit.
(28:24):
Like this is the other thing, like tomatoes, right? Fucking hell,
you get a tomato and it's from the supermarket. It's fucking crunchy.
Like cut it, you know, you get one off the vine. That's shit.
Yeah, off the vine, you know. It never tastes like tomato. It doesn't have any fucking flavor.
It's fucking, I don't know, it just fucking really spins me out. Even eggs, right?
You buy eggs from a supermarket and then you go and get fresh eggs and the yolks
(28:47):
are a different color and stuff, you know? Yeah, what the fuck are they feeding these chickens?
I don't know, like fucking, yeah, who knows? But being in those fucking massive
sheds, just, you know, I don't know.
I pulled up, I was out at Jewel the other week and there was an egg farmer on
the side of the road and I pulled up and all the chickens are running around.
And you can see it's a big fucking acreage.
I bought 12 eggs and a fucking little box of cherry tomatoes.
(29:12):
Guess how much they charged me? How much?
Fucking $19. Fuck, yeah. Oh, he's got his business wrapped up.
Yeah, no, I was like, I don't know.
So I gave her the 20 bucks. She gave me the dollar change. I said,
oh, it was this mad big bunch of basil.
I love fresh basil. Oh, yeah, it's the best. And I said, oh,
I'll take the bunch of basil as well. How much is that? She said,
(29:33):
I don't want to even have it for free. I was like, fuck.
They're fucking $19 eggs, mate. $10 for the basil.
I tell you what, they were fucking good eggs. But paying like $11 or $12 for them and then, you know.
I just think we should stop relying on the fucking supermarkets.
They're always price gouging everyone.
The problem is you live in the fucking snow. How are you going to grow your
(29:55):
tomatoes? I'm going to have to get a greenhouse.
You're going to have to get a greenhouse. There's probably plenty of fucking
greenhouses up there, mate.
You know the other thing is talking like it's a stereotype kind of thing i'll
go dreadlocks and so as soon as people see me oh fucking the neighbor she's an old girl she's like,
Oh, I met her today. She goes, oh, I thought this is going to be great because
(30:17):
I've got a guy with dreadlocks. He's going to grow some weed next door.
This is going to be awesome.
This is going to be fucking awesome. But she goes, your backyard doesn't really
have a good place to hide it though.
And I said, that's all right. I'll just grow some tomato plants. Put it in the roof, mate.
But it was hilarious. But that's the thing. You get stereotypes because you look a certain way.
(30:41):
And and so i'm like well no yeah i'd better smoke we've all we've all tried
a little bit of marijuana back in the day not me man i'm pure oh yeah fuck off
i've seen you green out a few times yeah that's why i don't fucking smoke it
because every time i did it was fucking,
but um yeah like i you know i don't i
don't smoke it like a lot of reasons probably just because i
if i you've got a drive and if and it stays in
(31:04):
your system for fucking three months or so so
so yeah i think like i know hopefully the
laws are changing and and because i think it's actually quite
a safe safe drug and it's good for people to sleep and
um medical it's all over america it's fucking
everywhere but um oh yeah i got some exciting news today too i booked my flights
to vegas fucking hell man we'll be worried about that yeah going with one of
(31:29):
my cousins no you go fuck man this this i swear to god this is gonna be fucking
like a version we're going I don't want to hitchhike him with guns. Oh, man.
They're fucking, it's going to be like the hangover.
Like, my cousin, like, he's just fucking, he's crazy too. So them two together,
fuck and hell. It's going to be. Watch out, Vegas.
Yeah, so we're going over for the Panthers game. That's just an excuse, really.
(31:50):
Yeah, no, well. And then we're going to go from, fly from Vegas over to New
York, spend another week there.
I reckon he'll be the one with the fucking Mike Tyson tattoo on his face.
I'm probably going to do five or six nights in Vegas, and then we're going to
go to New York. You've got to get to Roswell.
We have to get to Roswell. No, that's New Mexico. It's different fucking.
(32:11):
It's a long way away because we're flying because we don't have enough time.
We've only got three weeks.
Fuck, America's big, man. Yeah, I know, but still. One side of the country to
the other side. You've got to try and get to Roswell.
That would be a pretty twisted place to go visit, I reckon.
Yeah, but I don't know. I don't think we'll get there because it's a long way.
I thought it was in Vegas, but in Nevada, but it's not.
(32:31):
It's fucking the next state. You always get one of those. Folks say,
oh, yeah, we'll just drive to Ayers Rock for a fucking day.
It's a fucking long way away. Just get a helicopter ride over there for the
day. Just don't fly over fucking Area 51.
Yeah, that's it. I might see someone with dreadlocks.
You might see some yowlies or some shit. But, yeah, when you get over to fucking
New York, make sure you try those pizzas, mate.
(32:54):
Yeah, I am fucking keen as fuck for all that New York.
And what else is the other one? Oh, the hot dogs stand on the side of the road.
Hot dogs, yeah. Yeah, so we're going to probably spend another week in.
New York, and then go to Nashville. I'm thinking Nashville because I reckon
– Yeah, it'd be good to see all the music there.
Music scene there. It's either Nashville or New Orleans.
I reckon New Orleans would be fucking mad for food.
(33:16):
Yeah, the Bourbon Street and stuff. But I'm pretty fucking stoked,
pretty excited about that. Yeah, that's awesome.
Got to be heaps of fucking good memories from that. I won't remember a fucking
thing. What are you talking about?
A good way to spend the last part of your fucking 30s. Yeah,
so I turn 40 the next month.
So yeah i will be probably in rehab
he'll be joining the official old club like his bro farts club yeah fucking
(33:41):
yeah so i'm pretty fucking happy about that so what was it like there i know
naughty not naughty 30s no was it how'd it go not dirty 30s naughty 40s what
was the 20s oh debauchery.
Fucking i don't remember much of the 20s i'll tell you no 20s is a fucking blur,
(34:03):
oh fuck man i did i did a fair bit did a fair bit traveling in my 20s it was
fucking i did a lot of partying in my 20s and playing in fucking punk rock bands
so that was good old days yeah so anyway we'll um we'll move on to our next segment.
(34:25):
And that's it what's the
next segment we got here well wes has got a little notebook here let's just
fucking pull something out of his red fucking book it should be a black book
red book oh okay so we've covered all the topics web funny so let's find something
that's funny on the fucking internet right now i did say this fucking thing
(34:46):
the other day right and it just
fucking made me laugh i like
the the things that like kids fucking say
and shit they're fucking hilarious oh i just want
to while we're looking up that stuff i was listening to fucking triple j last
week and i was like this is fucking garbage man sorry triple j i don't know
not all of it is but i just i'll like seriously there's fucking djs on there
(35:11):
like a fella doing he's He's having a chat in between the songs and stuff.
Anyway, he's talking about a fucking water bottle. You know,
I'm drinking water out of a water bottle.
And I'm like, fucking hell, man, this is really fucking entertaining, not.
And then everyone, he's posted it on fucking Instagram or whatever else.
And everyone else is like, oh, how big is your water bottle?
(35:33):
How much water? Is it one of those expensive fucking water bottles?
And I'm just like, oh, this is. No, it gives a fuck, man. And it just went on all fucking afternoon.
And then I went and switched over to Triple M. It was all just fucking commercials
and I'm like, oh, this is fucked.
So anyway, but I didn't have a – I was a driving to work fan so I didn't have
(35:53):
a way of fucking connecting my phone to listen to music.
But I was like, what the fuck is the world coming to when they're just talking
about shit like that? Like I could do that job better than him.
Yeah, it's basically our podcast. It's talking shit. Yeah, but we're fucking
– at least we've got a bit more content than talking about fucking – Yeah,
anyway, watch this video here, right?
This is not the actual one I wanted to show you, but this is another funny one, right?
(36:16):
So this kid finds a jellyfish, right?
Dad, what is that? I don't know. It's just a blue jellyfish.
Mom, what is that? You guys know what it is? It's a horn?
It's an actual fucking. It's a fucking suction cap dildo. Yeah,
blue dildo. His kid's walking around with it. I found a jellyfish. And he throws it.
(36:38):
Oh, that's fucked up. It's a massive blue dildo he just pulled out of the water.
Fuck, it was funny. Oh, yeah.
I can't look at that fucking breakdancer anymore. It's fucking doing it.
It was like, seriously, like that Hawk 2 thing that just fucking went nuts and
broke the fucking internet.
Oh, yeah. Fucking hell. Here's old mate with his dick on the fucking,
(37:02):
oh, no, that's the breakdancer. Oh, fucking hell.
I really don't want to see fucking the Wiggles fucking dancing. Oh, God.
Oh, no, that was really funny because, you know, Was it Chris Lilley that does that?
There's been a mash-up with him. He's a comedian.
And they've got a thing about him doing these dance moves.
(37:24):
It's real fucking funny as fuck. And they've just tied it up with the ray gun
doing that Olympic dance.
It's like, fucking hell, man. That's fucking funny.
That's so funny, man. I don't know. This is the one I want. This is this kid, mate.
He's a fucking muso in the making.
Listen to him. You owe my son so, my only son, cha. You made me happy,
(37:48):
made me sad. What? Okay, faster.
Music.
Guitar and he's fucking gone that's crazy i'm just
like he goes play it's not
(38:09):
very just play it faster we need
to punk that up man that was so good man so good yeah well that you know he's
obviously a billion views he's like probably on youtube so he's probably already
made his money to put him through fucking university and stuff. Oh, for sure, man.
(38:29):
Like, just like, that's the funny thing, like, with the fucking internet and
all that kind of stuff, like, to build up your following and then all of a sudden
get that, you know, that massive, start getting some monetary fucking gain from it.
Like, that woman, that Thumbnail Hawk 2 thing, she's fucking set for the rest of her life now.
Oh, yeah, 100%. Fucking selling fucking merchandise and that,
(38:51):
but that's only going to, it's going to fizzle out soon And then,
like, imagine when she has kids, like, hey, mum, how did you get, like, so much money?
I spat on that thing.
Anyway, I'm going to move on. I can't stop fucking talking about it.
She's just fucking, she's funny.
She's funny. But, yeah, she's been on a lot of podcasts and radio shows and
(39:14):
stuff, and she's not very well.
She doesn't really have much of a- From the southern side of the Mary,
yeah. Yeah, she's from Nashville. That's where I'm going now.
I'm not going there for that go on there for fucking have a good time but anyway,
alright well let's wind up this podcast for this evening it's been great to
(39:35):
fucking catch up with you Les it has it has but um yeah alright no worries.
Music.
Yeah probably need a bit more a few more fucking overlays plugged into this
thing I've got two fart noises and a rap beat where's the fart,
(39:57):
here's johnny there you go all right guys thanks thanks listening and next week
and then if you've got a name for us let us know because we need one two dickheads
two dickheads fuck with podcast.
Music.
Yeah all right boys We'll be right back.
(40:27):
I'll see you next time.
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