The Curious Case of a Vanishing Defense | Just Wondering with Norm Hitzges

The Cowboys just played another game that looked competitive if you squinted… and Norm Hitzges is once again left just wondering what exactly the offseason plan is supposed to be — because whatever this is, it ain’t it.

After watching Dallas turn Sunday night into a live-action pinball machine (points flying everywhere, very little resistance), Norm breaks down how a team that can score nearly 30 a game somehow still looks miles away from relevance. From a defense that politely escorts opponents down the field, to penalties that actively sabotage momentum, to JJ McCarthy having the best night of his young career thanks to zero pressure — it’s all on the table.

Yes, there were early points. Yes, CeeDee Lamb was great. And yes, Brandon Aubrey missed two field goals, which should legally require a congressional hearing. But the larger question remains: how does a team this talented end up flirting with historically bad defense?

Norm connects the dots, looks ahead to the Chargers (spoiler: they’re better), and explains why this offseason must be about defense — unless the Cowboys are aiming to redefine “bend but don’t break” as “collapse entirely.”

Pull up a chair. Try not to scream. Norm’s wondering so you don’t have to.

CHAPTERS

00:00:00 – Just Wondering What the Cowboys’ Offseason Plan Even Is 00:00:15 – Fluent Financial: Because Retirement Planning Is Calmer Than Cowboys Football 00:01:18 – Late Night Thoughts After Watching Pinball Football 00:01:44 – Cowboys Playoff Math That Requires Science Fiction 00:02:49 – A Fast Start, a Fake Field Goal, and Then… Nothing 00:03:41 – Brandon Aubrey Misses Two (Yes, Two) Field Goals 00:04:52 – A Defense That Simply Does Not Stop Anyone 00:05:51 – The Numbers That Make This Defense Hard to Defend 00:06:38 – Penalties: Creative Ways to Lose Field Position 00:07:25 – The Kevonte Turpin Return That Never Got to Count 00:08:55 – JJ McCarthy vs. Dak… and Only One Was Pressured 00:10:01 – The Best Game of McCarthy’s Career, Courtesy of Dallas 00:11:03 – George Pickens Goes Missing (Again) 00:11:46 – CeeDee Lamb Reminds Everyone Who WR1 Actually Is 00:12:49 – Chargers Up Next: Reality Sets In 00:13:42 – The Defensive Shopping List Gets Longer 00:14:19 – Scoring Isn’t the Problem. Defense Is. Always Defense. 00:14:48 – Bob’s Steak & Chop House: Consistency You Can Trust 00:15:25 – Full Moon Healing: Because Cowboys Fans Age Faster 00:16:40 – Sponsors, Thanks, and Wondering Never Stops

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