Time Capsule 1: Ranking Every Nintendo Launch Lineup + 5 Under-reported Switch 2 News Stories

The Switch 2 hype train is careening towards June 5th at a velocity that’s making Sonic blush even harder than he does when looking up fanart of himself, so let’s zip down the tracks with this beefcake of an episode covering all manner of Switch 2 accoutrements.

If you want to hear about how a former president vomiting on a foreign dignitary jeopardized a 75 million dollar-deal, Nintendo’s crackpot legal theory keeping them out of a dispute with wheelchair sporting association, and a ranked list of every Nintendo launch lineup that somehow lurches into ravine of lunacy without ever recovering, you’ve come to the right place. 

And if you don’t want to hear about those things, you’ve still come to the right place! After all, what’s a few hours of drivel between friends?

Plus! Stick around to the very end as the Nutcase and Newcomer break down the harrowing tale that led to this 1.5 month delay between episodes. Hint: It involves Nick getting an organ cut out of his belly in a foreign country. If you’re a family member or friend who came to this episode just to hear that story, jump ahead to 3:04:45 for the full saga in all of its bizarre glory.

 

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