The Unpolished Two

The Unpolished Two

Two Texas Moms with Too Many Kids who had Two Twin Pregnancies and live in Too Much Chaos…there’s Too Much Pressure and we’re all Too Tired so DON’T take it too personal, we’re “The Unpolished Two”

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May 1, 2026 67 mins

This week we’re officially blaming the chaos on the Uranus shift… because honestly, what else explains all of this?

 

We dive into the astrology behind what’s going on for Pisces and Leo right now (spoiler: sudden changes, emotional plot twists, and a little identity crisis energy), and how it’s hitting our real lives as we head into summer. Think: work-from-home survival, life transitions, and the art of radical delegation before ...

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Life is chaos, we’re barely keeping up, and reality TV is not helping. We’re catching up on where we’ve been, unpacking the The Bachelorette drama (and why it might not be airing like we thought), obsessing over The Traitors, and sharing the kind of unhinged life stories that can only happen to us.
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April 7, 2026 86 mins

Petals, Pranks & Poolside Drama is your go-to catch-up for everything chaotic, heartfelt, and reality TV obsessed. This episode kicks off with where we’ve been lately (because life has been doing the most), and yes—we’re definitely feeling the absence of KK this episode and saying it out loud 💔

From there, we get real about mental health, shifting moods, and the messy in-between moments that don’t make it to Instagram. But don...

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March 3, 2026 9 mins
A check-in from host Stephanie!
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February 23, 2026 72 mins

This week we dive into America's Next Top Model docu-series fallout, drama at Mardi Gras, and what we're focusing on for Lent. Straight chaos per usual but intentional. 

Grab your coffee, wine, or tea and let the good times roll!

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February 13, 2026 73 mins

We dive into all things Super Bowl and Olympics!!

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February 6, 2026 61 mins

This week on The Unpolished Two, we're covering a little bit of Grammy headlines, a little bit of travel chaos and a whole lot of opinions! 

We kick things off with Nailed it / Failed it, sharing small wins and very real fails from our week - because nothing is ever perfectly polished around here. In Spill the Polish, we break down the Grammy highlights that had everyone talking, share our unfiltered takes, and then shift gears int...

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January 23, 2026 59 mins

Welcome back — chaos fully engaged.

This week, Kaleigh and Steph are covering everything from pop culture to personal chaos, starting with a welcome-back catch-up that includes an upcoming Vegas UFC bender, a courthouse countdown, and a deep dive into the “smut evidence” Steph sent over. Romance… or a full-on crime scene? The jury is still out.

In Nailed It / Failed It, we’re celebrating trampoline wins, reliving a frog-warmer fail...

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January 16, 2026 57 mins

This Week on the Pod…

This episode is a little bit Hollywood, a little bit BookTok, and very much us.

We’re breaking down all things Golden Globes — the wins, the snubs, the outfits we loved…and how Nikki Glaser came to play!

Then we dive headfirst into BookTok chaos - Is it smut… or is it fantasy romance? Where is the line? And who else is hiding from their kids just to read?! 

We’re also talking work realities — pretending to be ...

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We're kicking off our first episode of 2026 by catching up on the holiday chaos, making fun of each other during our "Nailed It/Failed It" moments, and "Spilling The Polish" on everything from Spencer Pratt running for Mayor, the stacked cast for Traitors, how perfect the casting is for Tangled, and of course... Kennedy's new food pyramid.

We share lots of stories, like how our kids hang out in Alex Moreno's office, KK worked at Ch...

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In this special Under the Top Coat interview, we sit down with Donna to hear her incredible, emotional, and inspiring journey through love, loss, and motherhood.

 

Donna was a physician’s assistant who married a resident surgeon in her late 20s, and like so many couples, they dreamed of building a family together. After having their first child, their story took a heartbreaking turn with a miscarriage—and then the devastating news ...

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In this episode, we bounce between the chaos on our screens and the chaos in our homes. We’re spilling all the Bravo drama, breaking down our Nailed It / Failed It moments, and getting real about co-parenting and step-parenting — the good, the hard, and the parts no one really prepares you for.

We talk about navigating blended families, keeping your cool when it’s anything but calm, and how sometimes reality TV feels easier to mana...

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This episode went deeper than we planned — and maybe exactly where we needed to go.

We’re talking surrogacy — What started as a conversation turned into a bit of a therapy session for both of us, and honestly… we needed it. We still kick things off with Nailed It / Failed It, because life doesn’t pause just because you’re working through big feelings. Then we Spill the Tea with Taylor Swift wedding date, and Quick-fire wedding ques...

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We talked too much - you get a bonus episode! We cover all the latest drama in this bonus spill the polish episode! 

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December 6, 2025 51 mins

A little late - but worth the wait! We have ::Drum roll please:: TWO live segments and 1 special guest this drop!  Grab your coffee or wine and settle in for this chaotic episode that ALMOST didn't make it. 

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This week we're rolling hard - on the mat and in real life! We kick things off with ju-jitsu chaos and a few moments where we definitely saw our lives flash before our eyes. 

Then we bring out two very special guests to give us the inside scoop on new Mormon garments - yes we had questions..no they weren't polished..and yes, we learned A LOT. 

And because we can't end an episode without a little unhinged fun, we debuted our revampe...

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This week the chaos came in hot and we're breaking it all down - the nailed it, failed it, and the "I might cry or laugh, not sure which yet" moments. Let's just say the universe has jokes! We also unpack some wild moments, decorating before Thanksgiving, and rapid fire questions that aren't so rapid! 

Grab your coffee, hide in the pickup line, and come spiral with us - UNPOLISHED, unfiltered, and probably over caffeinated. 

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This week, we are riding the emotional roller-coaster - from college football gossip to the way ADHD impacts us! We're talking highs, lows and all the "what was I saying again" detours in between.

Grab your coffee (or something stronger), because we're unpacking toxic traits, sideline gossip, and the chaos of pretending it's all together. Spoiler: We don't!

#theunpolishedtwo #momlifeunfiltered #tootiredtocare #podcastcomedy

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October 31, 2025 46 mins

Two Texas Moms. Too many kids. Too much chaos. Too tired to care.

It's our first episode & we're kicking off The Unpolished Two with a bang - or maybe a meltdown. Either way, it's real! We share our Nailed/Failed It moments, Spill the polish on headlines and mom gossip, & Halloween speed round! Real talk, Real laughs, zero filters. Because perfection is cancelled y'all!

#TheUnpolishedTwo #MomLifeUnfiltered

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October 30, 2025 1 min

Don't get too excited - it's just the trailer! 

Tune in on HALLOWEEN for the drop of the first ever episode of.....THE UNPOLISHED TWO!!!

 

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