This Week in Shithead Tony

This week, we hear Tony love on Stephen Miller, aka Pee Wee German, that due process is for me and not thee, protest against Israel is Hamas support, and we get a delightfully erroneous Civics lesson. Good times!

This week, we learn about drivel-sense, the need to declare war on Mexico, that Al-Jazeera IS Hamas, and that RFK Jr. is an ubermensch of reason and push-ups. Good times!

This week, we learn that Tony promotes a white supremacist author, that Jasmine Crockett leads The Left, there's no joy for a soy boy, union presidents are so, so basic, and the real reason for Obama's economic policies--Marx! Unclear if it's Karl or Groucho...

This week, we learn that AOC and "progressives" hate small Black kids, vaccinating children is stupid, Tony hates a paper he doesn't read, Auto-pen means all signings are invalid, unless by Trump, and professors are coddled little bitches who whine about feelings and smoke pipes the uncool way. Also, Tony learns the word sycophant, kinda...Good Times!

This week, we learn that liberals hate Black kids, Tony has preeshence (yes, I know, bear with the joke), men can't go to college because of the DEIers, and Trump is the height of masculine virility. Also, the army ain't woke no more and we have an idea for our first book!

This week, we learn it's the illegals with the measles, that it's not bigoted when you're "just asking questions", Tony's coming after the Epstein files--just in the nick of time--or ELSE, and that, of all people, convicted felon DJT is a man of his word. Good times!

This week, we learn how Tony Katz roughs up chubbies for Vance and Rubio, that free speech isn't really for criticism of The Right, Canada is a buncha wimps, and that we just really can't know how nazish the AfD is...also, we collapse into chaos over Rush, knives, and the trauma Tony must have felt for being picked last in gym. 

This week, we learn about the depths of Tony Katz' transphobia, his crybaby defenses of other transphobes, how Trump does so very well with little white girls, Elon brings the BDE, and that Tony is truly a scholar of the Pentateuch! No guest this week, as I simply couldn't find any NCAA swimmers who were actually women. Good Times!

re-upped with some edits. Also, Laura inadvertently called Katz "Tony Stark", which I'd like to think was more a slip of the tongue rather than a Freudian slip. Tony Stark is smart, charming, and builds cool stuff. Tony Katz is a photo negative of that. 

This week we learn how Big Covid threatened religious liberty, RFK is a progressive liberal somehow, our felon-in-chief is totally kickass, and, most importantly, who is a Doughy Bitch(tm).

SPOILER: Tony is, among others. 

This week we have another special guest and learn that Selena Gomez should be attacked for not supporting ICE raids, liberals love the undocumented, DEI kills, COVID protocols were acts of tyranny, DEI kills you, and that, according to Tony Katz, all Palestinians in Gaza need to be killed. Good times! 

Also, we figure out who should really be the voice bending Trump's ear--and it's not who you think!

This week, we learn the difference between awkward and , how Anthony Fauci is a liar who needs to be prosecuted, that Democrats continue to consider Hamas its BAE, and that we're never to far away from Tony Katz mimicking Black voices. Good times. #thisweekintony

This week, we learn that Joe Biden loves Hamas, Israel can do no wring, California has too many suburban white ladies, and Tony Katz has a ragin' full-on for Pam Bondi and Kristi Noem. Look out, you curvy cougars!! Tony Katz is in da house!

This week, we learn that Islamophobia isn't real, Allstate is ' WOKE, MSNBC supports terrorism, and DEI kills the mind. Good times!