Trophy Wives

All it takes is meeting the right burnt out hippie in a dive bar, following him into an alley and doing whatever he says. That’s how stars are made.

Ben is back so we do have a nice discussion about ape strength, bird intelligence and the book of Enoch, we warn against the dangers of becoming romantically linked with authors of YA fantasy novels and the harsh realities of leg-lengthening surgery. 

Producer Zack is back after roughing it in the harsh wilderness! We talk about Marlon Brando’s most epic trolls, lighting shit on fire in your buddy’s backyard, digging a hole so big it creates multiple problems and we finally settle the age old debate: Boy Scouts, based or cringe?

Harry’s back this week and we were all delighted to hear his sick notions once again.

We’re back after a week off. Ben’s out today so Producer Zack sits in on the couch. Noah and Nik talk their respective folk punk phases as teens, we get on our grandpa sh*t and lecture Zack about what life was like before the surveillance state and Zack ranks his favorite pervert hunters on youtube. 

This one’s got it all. We give proper due to the creative flourishes of the cartels, Noah berates Nik for his unorthodox hot dog techniques, and producer Zack reveals his stims.

Wes McGehee joins the podcast and gives us the insane backstory of his bell bottoms, Noah wrenches some embarrassing details out of Nik and Ben shares his philosophy on the importance of contrarianism.

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Mid-2000s nostalgia is at an all time high as we hype up young, draft-aged producer Zack for his impending military service, Ben pitches a dogfighting ring but for sex robots and Noah shares the story of Josoman, the  freest man on earth. 

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Harry VJJ sits down with us for a spirited discussion on IQ scores, we take turns body shaming each other and we sing the praises of extremist funded children’s television.

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Ian Zeid came by the show this week to do some light psywarfare on the boys. We talk direct energy weapons, swap highschool tragedies and float the idea of switching out Pride Month for Pride Day. 

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The hilarious Georgia Moore stops by the pod this week and we cover everything from doing cocaine you found in the ocean to the best methods for defeating your therapist. An insane one.

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Noah tells us about the coolest drug dealer of all time, we ponder what’s beyond the ice wall and Ben gives Nik and Zack a zoological education.

Chicago comic Keaton Ford stops by the pod this week to talk everything from Charlie Kirk’s big ass head, the forbidden romances between line cooks and waitresses and we entertain a fascinating hypothetical involving The King of Rock and Roll. An all timer.

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Our most neurodiverse episode yet.

The very funny Owen Damon joins the boys this week for a sprawling episode where we cover everything from nude comedy shows, Obama the musical, impending Chinese supremacy and the treacherous lies of Falun Gong and Owen caps it off with some incredible sea stories from his time on an Alaskan Fishing boat. A truly ridiculous episode.

Audio only this week, Producer Zack was out with a cold. The boys get down to brass tacks on a number of serious issues: The untapped potential of remaining attached to your umbilical cord into adulthood, taking pet medicine on the BART and we all decide which races we’d like to be. 

Bryan Bixby stops by the show this week to join in on some good, clean fun ragging on Bev Vance and The Mona Lisa. We also talk the subhumans who play bar trivia, our childhood friends who succumbed to their lust for violence and Nik proposes a very intriguing hypothetical…

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The hilarious Tory Lee Ward joins the guys this week. She shares an insane story about a crooked local mortician whose place of business came into her family’s possession. We debate the art of being mean to bewildered, innocent people and Noah announces his gun has finally arrived! Things are gonna change around here real soon…

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The boys convene again this week to discuss living in cocoons of dirty laundry, showering homeless people with money and the times we almost cried on stage. Shameful stuff all around.