What Would Karl Marx Do?

What Would Karl Marx Do?

Imagine if the world’s greatest and most famous philosophers, politicians, and personalities could chime in on today's news. Each week, WWKMD? reanimates the minds of history’s sharpest and most opinionated thinkers to interpret modern headlines. Join WWKMD? as it summons philosophers, economists, and thinkers from decades and centuries past to debate capitalism, culture wars, and the debt ceiling. Because sometimes, you need a 19th-century revolutionary to make sense of a 21st-century mess. For the full list of threads and episodes, visit www.wwkmd.com

Episodes

January 13, 2026 9 mins

Imagine Henry Clay pulling you aside and saying: tariffs should help build the country, not punish people. He'd call today’s tariffs reactive and hollow — protection without investment, executive decrees without Congress, and no plan to bind regions together with roads, credit, and markets.

Clay would push for compromise, gradual protections, and national projects that create shared prosperity — because economic policy should unite...

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Picture Andrew Jackson watching modern tariffs unfold: he’d see them as a test of authority, not abstract economics.

If tariffs strengthen the union and punish elites, he’d cheer; if they protect cronies or spark defiance, he’d turn downright ruthless.

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Imagine John C. Calhoun reading today's tariff fights: he'd argue it's not just about trade, it's about who gets to grab the gains while others pay the bill.

We walk through his sharp critique of concentrated economic power, nullification, and why executive-driven tariffs would make him deeply uneasy — it's history that hits uncomfortably close to home.

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Hey — this episode walks through how American planters, politicians, and the military treated Hawaii less like a nation and more like an asset, arguing annexation was a “rescue” rather than theft.

It’s a sharp, unsettling look at how economic interests, race, and strategic thinking combined to overthrow a queen, bend the law, and rebrand conquest as inevitability. You’ll see how the rhetoric of protection hid deliberate decision-ma...

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Hey — with Venezuela back in the headlines, this episode traces a straight line from the Banana Wars to modern interventions: companies like United Fruit didn’t just sell fruit, they helped run countries.

Short, sharp, and a little chilling, it shows how ‘stability’ and corporate profit were used to justify intervention — a pattern that moved from plantations to pipelines and still matters today.

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This episode closes the subsection on Obamacare by focusing on Jane Addams, the Gilded Age reformer who built Hull House and argued that health is a social condition. It explains how she would defend the Affordable Care Act as a moral step toward shared responsibility while critiquing its limits.

Addams would praise expanded access and public concern for health but insist the ACA treats symptoms, not causes: housing, wages, educati...

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This episode centers on Emma Goldman, tracing how her lived experience in the Gilded Age shaped a radical critique of state-led reform. It argues she would welcome the ACA's relief but condemn it as a conservative fix that preserves capitalist power, employer control, and profit-driven medicine.

Goldman demands care without profit or dependency—rooted in community, mutual aid, and structural change—and warns that state-granted prot...

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This episode explores how Gilded Age labor leaders—chiefly Samuel Gompers, with nods to the Knights of Labor and Emma Goldman—might have judged the Affordable Care Act. It contrasts their emphasis on worker independence and collective power with the ACA’s technocratic, employer-linked solutions.

The discussion highlights core tensions: the ACA’s harm-reduction benefits versus its tendency to preserve employer control and market str...

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As ACA subsidies end and the new year begins, this episode resumes the Obamacare thread by comparing how leading Gilded Age figures would view the Affordable Care Act.

Drawing on the beliefs of presidents and senators such as Grover Cleveland, William McKinley, Henry Cabot Lodge, and Albert Beveridge, the episode explains how their laissez-faire, moral-order view of government would cast the ACA as coercive, paternalistic, and cons...

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This episode applies 19th‑century physician John Snow’s investigative method to modern measles outbreaks, showing how mapping cases, tracing transmission, and acting on evidence can stop disease.

Snow’s approach—identify clusters, isolate the source, interrupt transmission—supports interventions (like vaccination requirements) as engineering solutions that prevent outbreaks rather than moral debates.

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Florence Nightingale applies her data-driven public health approach to a modern measles outbreak, treating it as an administrative failure rather than a mystery. She would gather case counts, vaccination rates, hospitalizations, and deaths to show that measles in a vaccinated society is preventable.

Nightingale condemns vaccine hesitancy and incompetence as moral failures and advocates for enforced public health infrastructure and ...

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This episode imagines Louis Pasteur returning to confront modern measles outbreaks and vaccine hesitancy. It traces his work dismantling miasma theory, proving microbes cause disease, and transforming vaccination into scientific practice.

Pasteur’s likely reaction is anger and moral clarity: measles resurgence is avoidable, the result of choice, misinformation, and a failure of civic responsibility. The episode argues that scientif...

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This episode contrasts Henry Cabot Lodge’s caution about power with Woodrow Wilson’s belief that America must act on moral purpose. It traces Wilson’s idea that war can be a tool to reorder legitimacy and applies that framework to the Russia-Ukraine conflict.

The episode examines how Wilson would frame Russia as a repudiation of self-determination, push for institutional action and unified moral commitment, and wrestle with the ris...

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This episode examines how William Randolph Hearst's style of yellow journalism would frame the Russia-Ukraine war: simplifying villains, spotlighting victims, and using emotion to drive public demand for action.

Hearst's tools—dramatic images, moral clarity, and relentless headlines—turn complex geopolitics into a moral theater where neutrality feels like complicity and restraint looks like cowardice.

The episode traces the dangers...

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This episode examines Henry Cabot Lodge’s realist approach to the Ukraine war: he rejects moralistic rhetoric, prioritizes national discretion, deterrence, and measured use of power over grand crusades.

It argues Lodge would back strong military and economic support for Ukraine so long as it preserves American control, limits entanglement, and restores credible deterrence.

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This episode examines Albert Beveridge, an influential early-20th-century American imperialist and historian, contrasting his evangelical belief in American destiny with Nicholas Murray Butler’s restraint. It explores how Beveridge’s conviction that American leadership is inevitable would shape his response to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine — advocating decisive military and economic support, rejecting caution, and warning that Ameri...

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This episode revisits thinkers from America’s imperial era and focuses on Nicholas Murray Butler, a champion of elite guidance, order, and disciplined statecraft.

It explains how Butler’s skepticism of mass politics and moralizing rhetoric would shape a realist response to the Russia-Ukraine war: sustained military and economic support, coordinated allied action through institutions like NATO, avoidance of maximalist aims or regime...

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This episode contrasts Walter Benjamin's melancholic wandering through Christmas with Theodor Adorno's scathing critique. Adorno views Christmas as the culture industry's annual triumph: standardized emotions, mass-produced nostalgia, and scheduled cheer that enforce conformity rather than genuine joy.

The discussion explains how repetition, commodification, and scripted reconciliation hollow out meaning, turning seasonal rituals i...

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This episode examines Walter Benjamin’s unique Marxist perspective and how he would read Christmas as a capitalist spectacle: an annual phantasmagoria that re-enchants mass-produced commodities, mobilizes childhood memory, and stages nostalgia as consumption.

Benjamin’s ideas about arcades, aura, and dialectical images show Christmas as a temporary urban theatre of lights and reflections that conceals labor and inequality while rev...

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This episode applies Marx’s critique to Christmas: how the holiday’s joy is masked by commodity fetishism, Santa as a labor myth, and the manufacturing of demand that fuels overproduction, debt, and worker alienation.

Far from rejecting festive longing, Marx would diagnose Christmas as evidence of a human desire for abundance and solidarity that capitalism can only counterfeit through consumption.

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