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December 9, 2023 17 mins

Reading the shownotes? Love that for you. Welcome to What You Don’t Know About Christmas.

In this episode we talk about Christmas Blunderlands, that annual tradition of press stories about crappy Christmas attractions. Disgruntled parents, crying kids, smoking elves and swearing Santas, we’ve got the lot.

Big content warning for the F word and we don’t mean festive. When I say cover your kid’s ears I mean it. 12.15-13.15, if you want to skip it.

No trigger warnings but it might be worth stating the shows Santa policy. We believe. We make it clear the Santa’s mentioned in this episode are clearly imposters so you can listen in confidence that there will be no spoilers concerning the man in red.

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If you hear anything you think needs correcting, get in touch. If there’s anything you would like to know, get in touch! I’d also love to hear your own Christmas traditions whether it’s specific to your family, your country, or your culture.

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Sources:

Music by Looptape: Christmas Relax Beat | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay

‘Even the reindeer were unhappy’: life inside Britain’s worst winter wonderlands | Christmas | The Guardian

New Forest Lapland park owners 'could have made £1m' - BBC News

Lapland New Forest nativity was 'drawing on trailer' - BBC News

Staff 'bullied' Lapland New Forest organiser - BBC News

Lapland New Forest Santa 'had three-hour queues' - BBC News

BBC NEWS | England | Dorset | Lapland theme park is closed down

BBC NEWS | England | Dorset | Hundreds slam Lapland park 'scam'

Lapland brothers guilty of misleading customers - BBC News

‘Raging’ Santa Claus rips off beard and tells children to ‘get the f*** out’ after fire alarm disrupts grotto | The Independent | The Independent

Furious parents attack Santa and his elves as tempers fray at Winter 'blunderland' theme park | Daily Mail Online


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