68: Rand and Naomi

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What's going on at Olive Garden?Well, Olive Garden is a special
place. Uh huh.
I think that all of the most cracked out people decide that

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they want to eat pasta. Yeah.
Oh, absolutely. Cracked out.
That's the correct word. That's actually probably lack of
a better word. Got it today.
Yeah, today I had someone else. So at Olive Garden, they're like
pretty known for their like endless breadstick salad soup,

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you know, like that's well known.
And so I go up to a guest and they've had one bowl of soup.
I'm like, hey, guys, are you allready for another chicken enoki
soup? Can I get you a refill?
And the lady turns to me. She goes, OK, like, I appreciate
you coming over. But like, really, honestly, if,
if we get another soup, we're not going to be able to eat the
rest of our food now, are we? And I was like, you know what,

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You're right. And I walked away and I was like
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Let's get on with the show. Welcome, Rand and Naomi.
All right, so Naomi, you're a familiar face.
You've been on here before. What are you going to do

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differently this time than last time?
I feel like every time I come on, things will only get better.
Like I can only go up from here.So, you know, I just have to be
myself and it's going to be amazing, yeah.
Obviously. That's that's you changing and
changing into a beautiful butterfly now that you weren't

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before. Well, so I'm.
Just. It was already a beautiful
butterfly. That I agree.
I fully agree, Rand. You are a new face.
A new butterfly, if you will. Absolutely.
So what movies have you been in lately?
Well, OK, so I have recently hadthe honor.

(03:52):
The honor. The honor.
Relax. Not really, no.
I haven't been in any movies, sorry.
No movie. You could have lied.
You could have lied. I was in Spider Man the way
home. I couldn't think of it anything
that came out more recently. Tom Holland and I kissed.
It, well, wild I mean. Yeah, but he said.
Then he said he's like, but I Eric is a better kisser.

(04:15):
Whoa. Yeah, me and Tom, me and Tom, we
go way back. Oh yeah.
See you out there, Tom. He's my spider man.
Just kidding. Tobey Maguire is my spider man.
Andrew. Andrew.
Andrew Garfield. So.
So do the. Yeah.
So what age? Oh, God.
Never mind. What?
So Andrew Garfield is y'all Spider man?

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Absolutely. And what?
What happened when Tom was cast?You guys just fell apart.
I thought he was cute, but then I was like, Andrew's, Andrew's
better. Because he.
Because Andrew. Crazy he didn't get a third
movie. I but I think I think that's, I
think that's not off of the table according to some.
I don't know, I I'm not a huge inside Hollywood guy, but I

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think I saw something about that.
Maybe it was clickbait, but so Andrew was probably kind of
zaddy for you guys. Wow, because right, he's like,
he's like older than he's older than me.
So like when you guys were kids and see him, you guys were just
like, look at that older man that's.

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Probably accurate. Yeah, exactly.
No. That wasn't correct phrasing,
but you know. How would you describe him?
I don't know, but not not that. That was wild.
Not Zaddy. I'm.
Sorry Andrew, I think you're zaddy bro.

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Whoa. He listens to the podcast.
I got to cover my bases. OK, so no.
OK, he's a. Little thrown off by Zaddy.
Yeah. We would Rand.
We got a a. What is zan?
Is Zaddy a bad word these days now?
It's not a bad word, it's just crazy.

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It's gross, yeah. Awful.
It's awful. Yeah.
I'm going to get a zaddy button.I think.
Just to tell myself who I think.I am.
I think with the word zaddy. It was relevant at one point,
but like any other trend, it died off.
Yeah, in two seconds. Sorry.

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I like to hold on to things for a little bit longer because I'm
what you call a millennial. Oh, do you have a button for
that? It's called.
Let's see. I don't know, we had some bad
ones. All right.

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Millennials love Taco Bell. Loved it.
Is it just millennials that likeTaco Bell or can I like Taco
Bell too? No, you, you can't.
You guys like you guys like Erawan strawberries and.
No, no, I fear that every now and then I get like this
monstrous appetite for a Taco Bell Crunchwrap and all I can
hear is the Taco Bell sound in my eyes.

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Yep, absolutely. Dude, let's get a sponsorship
going. Taco Bell.
Absolutely. You're welcome, Taco Bell.
What's your what? What's our Taco Bell orders go?
For me, Crunchwrap supreme with the Taco on the side.
And regular or Doritos locos. I don't like the Doritos locos

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tacos. I know, I know, like a very bad,
disgusting, normal Taco Bell Taco.
They're so awful, but they're sogood.
You put any of their hot. Tubs on there I put fire or
Diablo. Sauce.
There we go. Good job, Rand.
What do you got? OK so I'm going to feel super

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judged after saying this. Already you already are.
So you. Have you have 10 seconds?
All right, so my. That's horrible.
No pressure. Go.
You got it. You're doing great.
Welcome, Rand to this, to the city, everybody.
Sorry so good. Khalid.

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Just think of Andrew Garfield. OK so my Taco Bell order is a
crunch wrap with no vegetables, just the meat cheese.
And the crunch. And the crunch.
And the tortilla. Yeah.

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And then that's it. You tell them.
You tell a person in real life that's taking your order.
Crunch or have no veggies. Is there something wrong I'm?
Just saying. I'm just saying you.
I'm just saying, you say this, you say this in your real life.
Well, I don't the. Vegetables are part of the

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crunch. Yeah, you're losing a lot of
crunch there. I.
Normally go to drive throughs with like my parents.
OK. Because I can't, I don't have AI
mean I have my license. But I don't.
I don't have insurance. No, you're good.
You're good dude. You're good.
You do not have to defend yourself.
I'm just saying. I'm defending myself.
What the hell is this order? OK, OK, OK So what else?

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What else work? A Baja blast.
Oh yeah, respectable. Have you all tried The Dirty
Baja blast with like sweet creamin it?
That's probably. A Gen.
Z nasty trend, What do you got? It's just a Baja blast with
sweet cream. It's like Dreamsicle, but Baja.
Yeah, but. There's there's something about
there. Everybody's adding sweet cream

(09:42):
to all the drinks, right? Like that's like a.
Thing, yeah, but like, it's good.
We got that, We got that, that Sip City, that's that's.
Like Oh my God, those. Mormon sisters or whatever.
I don't know what that is. Fuck.
Dude, are you, are you a, are you a a SIP City defender?
Oh, I'm scared. OK, it is.

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You weren't there? No.
OK. Thank God.
I. Work at some other place that
we're not going to get. It yes, that was her cracking
her knuckles, not anything else.No.
I I love sub city. I went there once after I went
to church and I really love it. So city, let's just.

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Her chance if someone might answer.
What's Sip City? Oh, oh, it is literally it's
literally just a couple of folksjust scamming everybody full
with with they're they're selling, they're selling sodas
with flavors added to them and charging like Starbucks prices

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for them. Well, OK.
Can I rant about the Starbucks cup sizes?
I'm sorry it makes me like Hannah can vouch for this.
It makes me absolutely rage every single time because I'm
like what's the sizes again? And they're tall or small?
What tall? Grande and venti.

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This isn't this is an ancient, I'm not saying you're in the
wrong, but this is an ancient battle that we will never win
with Starbucks. They insist upon themselves
because I know what you mean. It's it is bizarre that they go,
that they've done that. They've gone tall Grande like
the Vinti and then Trenta. What?

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And then what? Trenta is the 30 is like the big
one and it's not new. No, no, no, no.
I work OK When I was y'alls. When I was y'alls I I worked at
A at a Starbucks inside of a Target.
A star getter star a targux or something?
Sorry. And yeah, that was a that was a

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yeah. It's been that battle's been
going on since it was birthed. Starbucks was birthed in
Seattle. Yeah, the tall.
But like, The thing is, is that you're talking about it.
And that's what that's all they care about.
It's marketing. Marketing.
I fear. Yeah, but what?
But back to SIP City. It's.
I don't know what you have against it besides the high

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prices for flavors, Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude. So it's like you could make it
at a lemonade stand. My, my issue is like, if it's
going to be this experience of like, oh, it's a soft drink with
some flavors added to them, thenit better be one of those like

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old school diner soft drinks, things like that.
They do at like the Doctor Pepper Museum where they like,
they're like scooping up the thing and like whipping it up
and like spraying in the carbonation like separately.
And they're like concocting a cocktail that is not a cocktail,
but they are literally scientists.
Yes, but they are literally sitting and just like, and just

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that's it. And like, that's crazy.
Why do you watch them work? I've well, I live, I live really
close to them. So I was like, what do they do?
I literally, I'm turning into such an old piece of shit that I
was just like, what have they got in there?
And like, I was just like spyingon them.
I was like, what's moving into my neighborhood?

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Kids these days with their sub cities.
Oh, man, And plus, and plus it'syeah, it's run by these these
like Mormon sisters that like went to Baylor and they have
like this big YouTube thing. So like part of its jealousy,
I'm sure. But like, yeah, they.
OK, so nothing against that. Yeah.
Like why? Why?

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What? No, it's I just you said Mormon
and it triggered the theatre kidin me so.
Yeah, that. I mean, that's hey, we could, we
could go down the Mormon rabbit hole.
Rand, hello. What is your What is your most
powerful influence? Music, definitely.

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What specific? What?
What? So are you bands, individual
artists, or do you, like, I don't know, classical music?
Give me a second I like go on not like getting cut off, but
it's OK. I like this kind of music is

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fun, but I've recently. His name is John.
I've. I could do this all day.
I've got nowhere to be. Ever since I did the production
at MCCI have. The production the.
Production. Yes.

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OK, cool. Ever since I did that
production, I started realizing I am more of a theatre kid than
I thought I was. You.
Know what? Yeah, I don't want to hear from.
You. So I started listening to more
musical theatre and found that Ilike a lot of musical theater.

(15:28):
Like what? 6 The musical.
OK, that's that one's pretty powerful.
The folks at home know I am no Rolodex of I am, I couldn't tell
you. So like I ask, tell me about 6.
It's about the six wives of Henry the Eighth, I do believe,

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yeah. Nice pool.
OK. And it every single song is each
queen talking about when they ruled and how they became
unqueened basically. Dethroned.
Well, how they died, basically. Oh nice.
The first song literally says divorced, beheaded, died,

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divorced, beheaded, survived so.That's how each of them ended
their reign. Yeah.
Divorced. Say this again.
Divorced. Beheaded.
Divorce, beheaded divorce. Which one of those are you guys
scared of the most? Scared of divorce or beheaded or
dying? Yeah.

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Surviving. I'm just.
Kidding. He's like, I'll take all three.
Give me the to go combo. I'm done with this world.
Absolutely. See you later.
Ripple whammy right there. Go ahead.
I am more afraid of. It's such a heavy question to

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ask a young person. The heading is crazy because
you're just sitting there looking and you're like, oh, I
can see it up there. Oh, here it comes and then gone.
Or you could be lazy work. Marie Antoinette, who was face
down? Or was she not face down?
I don't. I think you're always face down,
but like peripherals, you know? How can you see something that's
behind your? Head.

(17:17):
It's like over you. No, you're face down and The
thing is behind your head. OK, Sorry Rand.

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Sir. We whoa, OK, we got to get to we
knew. We know Naomi a little bit.
What tell us a just summarize yourself a little bit and then
tell us what you want to do moving forward as Rand, as your
personality, as your being. Being is wow, OK, I to summarize

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myself, I'm not. I'm not an out out around the
right people. I'm out there like I I can be
outgoing or I can be super what is it word?
What is? That you're an introverted
extrovert. There we go, that one.
Because that's what I I like. I can go.

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I can literally just be silent for years and then the right
environment. I'm the most obnoxious person in
the room. Absolutely, yeah.
See. Well, yeah, that's me.
I'm I'm extroverted, introvert, Introverted extra, however,

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yeah. It all comes out in the sauce.
Yeah, but that's how I describe myself.
Nice. And moving forward as Rand, I
don't think I will ever change, ever.
Right. But OK, OK, you'll never change.
Interesting. I will reconvene and I will show

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you all the way all of the ways you will change in.
A year. When you come, yeah, when you
come back and do the show again and I'll just prove it to you.
But it'll be awesome. But I'm glad.
I'm glad you have confidence in yourself now.
That's important, especially at your age.
Now, you said you did your firstproduction.
What do you want to do now? Don't take it too seriously

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because you are young. But if you could do anything
moving forward with your life asyou grow, what would it be?
Definitely break into the musical theater OK.
I love doing MCC. The production of Guys and Dolls
has made me just like ignited something in me.

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Being on stage with the mic and having to have this character
that I have to play just kind ofmade it gave me that rush that I
want to do it again. Like I felt sick backstage, but
when I was on stage, I was rightthere.
Boo, you know. No, that it's, it's huge.
So OK musical theater. It's it's it's a broad.

(20:19):
It's a broad idea. Do you think just spitballing
like that is a it's a Broadway endeavor or is it something it's
like, I want to do it as my passion, as my hobby in my spare
time locally while I pursue something else.
How do you see it? I have talked about with my

(20:42):
boyfriend who's also an actor. I talked about like, what if I
do get on Broadway one day, right, Right.
Audition and boom, I'm on Broadway, you know, and I, I've
talked about being on Broadway. I've joked about being on
Broadway, but I don't think thatthat will ever happen.
I don't have that much confidence.

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We'll see. But you haven't tried yet.
I haven't. We we're.
We're not there. Yet I'm still young.
But this, and this is just this is just us talking
hypotheticals, you know, and andso, you know, we can, we can
dive into the most, you know, the most fun part of the
hypotheticals. Yeah.

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Now, if you were to cast yourself now what?
What do you see yourself like? You see yourself as the anjnu?
Do you see yourself as the comedic relief?
Do you see yourself as as dancer?
Ensembled what? How do you visualize yourself as
a performer? I think that I could.

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I pulled off ensemble and Hot Box Girl for Guys and Dolls.
Nice. That was pretty fun getting to
dance with the rest of the ensemble.
And you're punching above your weight class because you were in
high school at the time and like, you were not.
You were not like in the running.
You were plucked and chosen. So I I was chosen.

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My choir teacher walked up to meand was like, hey, do you want
to do Guys and Dolls? We need another hot box girl.
And I was like, I'll take it. And I stuck with it and now I'm
happy. And that's really cool.
I love musical theater. Now we're looking at colleges
and stuff. What are we?
What are we? Thinking MCC, Definitely.
OK, sick, sick, sick. OK, but yeah.

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What? OK, So what?
What skills do you really want to learn?
Acting. I can't act.
I can sing OK, and I can performa character while I'm singing,
but I cannot act for the life ofme.
Yeah, it's about being in the moment.

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Naomi, what the hell? What?
Why did? Acting, that's how it goes.
That was a bit but seriously like it is so it's so fun.
I think acting is really fun, like because it is so it's so
this is so dumb, but like it's like it's so it's so like pure

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and in the in the moment you going to feel it.
All of that is fucking true. Like it's just, it's so true.
And, and a lot of the times the most honest thing is The funny
thing and people, what makes a good actor a good actor is like
they're not scared of it. And you have to release your

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ego. You have to be able to look
foolish. It's not, it's like the best
actors are. It's not about the glam, the
glam and all of the fun good looking stuff that happens on
the red carpet like that happensoff off the whatever.
But yeah, being not afraid of like what?
Like just releasing yourself to something is so much fun.

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And that's a big difference between musical theatre.
Musical theatre is very, oh, we're putting on a show and it's
got to be the bright lights and everybody's going to look good
and everybody's going to be likepop, pop.
There's a big difference. But those shows that can thread
the needle are very, very fun where there's good acting, good,
you know, showmanship, all of that stuff.

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But that's interesting. Yeah, I OK, crazy story.
I go to China Spring OK and it'sso fun and for the first time
that I ever performed a solo on stage with my sound check show

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choir. That's for lack of better words,
it's a show choir. I performed a solo and it was
really good. It was Blue Christmas by Elvis
and I did it in a see something key.
Nice. OK, it's all, it's all whatever
to me. Like it could be, could be

(25:02):
anything. And I remember one of the
theater kids who was also in choir came up to me and begged
me to join the fall production for my senior year.
OK. And I was going in to like

(25:23):
auditions and I had the paper. I had it all filled out.
I was so ready. I was going to be part of the
cast. And then I got in there and
asked one question to my boyfriend, who wasn't my
boyfriend at the time. Oh wow.
He was. He was.
Yeah. Oh my God.
Crazy. I asked him some question.

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I put the I No, I didn't put thepaper down.
Paper. Oh my gosh.
Papal. It's all good.
We all know what papal. Is I was going to set it down
and I didn't. I took it back.
I was like, does anybody have a pen?
I crossed off that I wanted to be part of the cast and but that
I wanted to be part of the crew.Then I set the paper down and I

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left. I gave up.
And that was the biggest regret,I think in high school because I
feel like if I would have been part of that, what was it a
play? I think it was a play.
It was a player in musical. I don't really remember.
I didn't go see it. So I that was one of my biggest

(26:29):
regrets. And then when my music director
walked up to me and was like, hey, do you want to do Guys and
Dolls the musical? And it's with MCCI was like,
absolutely, sign me up. Do I have to audition?
And then he was like, Nope, you're just in.
Nice. I was thrown in and I felt so
welcomed by Naomi here. Good yeah, that's great yeah.

(26:51):
I yeah, just a, just a tiny note.
Yeah. That that stuff that the, the,
the high school, the high schoolstuff, the high school, little
regrets and whatever. None of it fucking matters.
Like, I'm just telling you, likenone of it matters.
Like, it, it, it's all garbage. And So what it, what it means a
lot to you now because you're young.

(27:12):
So as it only matters what you do moving forward.
Like, like, oh, what, what? And then you just go forward.
Just just don't, don't get hung up on the past or like what it
like, oh, could or should've, but like, it's perfect that it
worked out and that you took advantage of the next thing and
then boom, there you go. OK.
I did the same thing with one act this year as well.

(27:35):
I had the the paper all filled out.
I was and then my mom was like, hey, reality check, you are
starting a new job and can't do this.
I was like, that's right, I can't do this.
So I went with the job and not one act and I regretted every
every part of it. Right, but that sucks.

(27:56):
But you just move forward like you have this insane experience
and now you can create a bunch more.
It's never, it's never too late.Absolutely.
And I plan on doing theater in college as well with MCC.
Good. I'm not giving that up.
I I love, I love you guys. Did you have?

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We'll start with Naomi on this one.
Did you have a childhood obsession?
Oh, my childhood obsession was stealing my brother's toys.
I was very much a tomboy when I was really little.
And my family would get me like kind of girly toys and my

(28:50):
brother would get like jungle gym sets and action figures and
all that. And I would steal them from him
and make him play with my dolls and then.
This was your childhood obsession.
Yes, it was really bad. I would always steal his stuff.
But here's where the funny part comes in is that my obsession
turned into Barbie dolls becauseI was in daycare and I decided

(29:14):
to do a social experiment. It's really funny every time I
explain because there was this girl and she was really rich and
she was like one day she just got into it with.
Me pushed her down a flight of stairs.
Go on. Yeah, no, I'm just kidding.
She got into it with me. She was like, no one wants to be
your friend, and that's why no one ever plays with you, and

(29:34):
that's why they all want to playwith me.
And I'm like, no one wants to play with you, Just have toys
because you're rich. And she was like, that's not
true. So then I went home and I was
like, mom, can I get the new Barbie doll that this girl has?
And she was like, OK, you don't even like Barbie dolls.
And I'm like, yeah, but you keepgetting them.
She's like, good point. And I'll get you one.
And so I got the Barbie doll, and I brought it to school.

(29:54):
And then no one played with her.And they all played with me.
So every time a new Barbie doll came out, I would beg for the
Barbie doll so I could bring it to school and give it to them.
And I wouldn't even play with them.
I would go and give them my dolls and then go to the block
center. And so that became my new
obsession was getting all of thenew, like, girly toys that I
could give to the girls in my class so they wouldn't have to
play with a bullet. Yeah, true story.

(30:16):
And it's actually awful because I was in daycare and I did a
social experiment. Crazy.
Interesting. OK.
But yeah, my obsession was like collecting essentially like
Barbie dolls, and I had like every Barbie doll.
You. Yeah, you were.
Yeah, you were Mean Girls ING everyone with your girls.

(30:36):
ING Yeah, but like with your dolls in the sense of like she
was always mean to them. And then she would be like,
they're my friends, not yours. And I'm like, they're not your
friends. They want your boys.
Oh yeah, I. Hate you.
They're protesting, sorry, and then they didn't play what
they're after. So I was like.
It's very similar to the lilo and stitch like just like 30

(30:56):
second scene of. The Yeah.
Oh yeah. With the dolls and she's got
like the fucked up one and then like they have like the nice one
and they're just like, are you guys playing dolls or?
Whatever. Oh yeah, that was awful.
It's. So funny I.
Hated that scene. But in that story, Naomi, you're
the mean one. You are, yes.
But they didn't have to play with a bully.

(31:17):
Anymore, right? No, that's and.
She was the bully, so I did kindof mean so.
You were like you were Lilo at first.
I did in fact become the lead plastic after that.
Got it. Yeah, for.
Sure. Don't make me spit out my water,
Naomi. But like but but they didn't
have to play with a bully, so they're welcome.
OK, but like you. And she became nicer the year

(31:39):
after. Yeah, interesting.
And it was like, I didn't even really care about it.
I would go and play it. I did get like low key hate
crime to one time for being in the block center.
This kid came up to me and he came up to me and he was like,
you don't belong here. You should go and play house in
the home center. And I was like.
Oh, in the boxing. I want to build, get out of my

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face. That's why you have like this
red mark around your lips because they're dry, ugly.
Sorry. Like because it was just like,
what was the reason for you to come up to me and say that his.
Lips hurt. His lips hurt so bad.
Because he was probably like oneof those kids, you know?
How do you remember daycare? I very vividly actually.

(32:25):
That was a really strange and amazing tool. 10 years ago for
you guys? How long ago was it?
Like 15 questions. OK, yeah, yeah, there's so many
more than. Ten.
Yeah, it is. 5. More, many more than 10 give me.
My five years, anyways. So yeah, my obsession was like

(32:49):
boy toys and then it became Barbie dolls and I had every
single. Barbie dolls.
Nice, nice. She won.
No, her obsession. I had like this big like Barbie
dream house too and I had two other doll houses.
Wait, OK, You ever? You ever make them do anything
weird? What?
Whoa. I'm just.
Asking why did he say Chad? I mean well.

(33:09):
Why did he say it like? That what?
What do you what? What weirds?
What's the weirdest thing you ever made?
Your dolls do? Mine they would hold counsel.
It doesn't have to be that kind of weird Naomi, but they would
hold counsel they would discuss my Barbies.
They would discuss things and itwould be very, it would lead up

(33:35):
to a giant and an enormous battle sequence.
But like the the drama between, you know, the GI Joe and the
Transformer like it just was. Oh my gosh, it was intense.
Absolutely. I bet it was.
Some of my Barbies jumped off a couple of pretty high things.
You made them commit unaliving themselves.
Well, they didn't die. That was part of the story.

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Oh yeah, they just landed on their actually, I ran.
What's your? I did have some are we dolls
whose like legs snapped in weirdways so like they would be like
they. Would be on the ground like.
Yeah, 'cause I, I knew a bunch of, I knew, I knew a bunch of
girls that like, I've heard a lot of girls like they would,
you know, shave their heads and,you know, RIP off their heads

(34:21):
and do like, yeah, I probably put them on spikes.
I. I didn't.
Wow. Yeah, you never, you never do
that, No. No.
I think they were mostly for my friends.
You never melted them or. Why?
I might have accidentally true like I tried to like didn't have
make Barbie hair, straighten Barbie hair and like melted the
hair off. I've definitely done that.
OK. I think I would a chew off their

(34:45):
hands because I like needed something to.
See, that's what I'm looking for, right?
Here we're chewing. Off hands I.
Need to write Barbie dolls, thatmuch I just had.
Them you were using them as a status symbol to attack your
peers, maybe to attack a child. Slightly, but not on purpose.

(35:05):
She was mean. She had it coming.
Sounds like it. And then I would also like act
out my situation with what, because I had Barbies at my
dad's growing up and little at my mom's.
But I would act out like my situation where it was just like
a mom who takes care of the kidsand then they would go over to

(35:28):
the dads and takes care of the kids and then.
So you would have them do like a, like a, like a family, like,
that's awesome. Oh yeah, it's intense.
And then you would chew their hands off.
Yes. Wow.
Did you not hear me? Lovely, OK.

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I don't know why I. Think I'm a normal kid?
No. All right, Normal is buying the
brand new Barbie just so that people would play with their
Barbie and you go play with blocks, OK?
I do know what you're, but I do do know what you're saying.
But for you to have that that intuition, that cunning, that
cunning mind at such an early age.

(36:10):
Is pretty awesome. My social awareness in daycare
in kindergarten was kind of crazy.
Like sounds crazy. I don't even.
We'll get into it later. Did you want to be in charge?
No, not really. Not in charge.
You just want to be liked. I did want to control
situations, but like not necessarily be in charge of

(36:32):
them. I just wanted them to be like,
right? Which is just code for.
It's my way or I'm going to rip your Barbies out.
Maybe slightly. No, I'm just kidding.
I don't know. I I was kind of a weird kid
because it would be like, I would control the situation and

(36:53):
then I'd like completely, like ignore it after.
Like, I'd be like, great, it's fixed.
I'm going to go over here and domy thing now.
Yeah, Yeah, So. So.
You wanted to fix the problem. Because I didn't actually like
playing with people, but I likedhaving friends.
All right. So Randy, you said you did what
you were doing with your dolls, but what was your obsession?

(37:16):
How far back can I go with obsession?
I guess the womb, I don't know, it can be.
I mean, you know what? What do you got?
Middle school. I don't get where.
Yeah, Childhood, childhood obsession, Period, period.
Question mark. Period question mark.
So growing up I wasn't allowed to read any Harry Potter books.

(37:42):
I know all about this, not me, but I would.
So many people around me had that problem and I was just like
you guys. Y'all are missing out but
anyways. Go on but anyways.
But yes, so you weren't allowed.I wasn't allowed until the 8th

(38:03):
grade when I finally, my stepmomwas cleaning out I'd, I think
her, her house and my brother's room because he had moved out
and she came across the first three Harry Potter books.
She gave me those and I was like, OK, let me start this new
book. I started, I read the first book

(38:23):
and I was like, Oh my gosh, thisis actually really good.
And then I read the second book and then I read the third book.
Now The funny thing is, I didn'trealize this at at one point,
but I had already watched the second and third Harry Potter
movies before even knowing what they were.
That's fair. So I was just confused in the

(38:46):
middle of the story. I was like, who's Voldemort?
Wait, I've what I've seen this? I've seen this.
I used to fall asleep to this all the time and I would watch
him back-to-back and I didn't know.
And then eighth grade, I watchedall of the movies, I read all of
the books, and I finished it in sophomore year.

(39:08):
I finished all of the books. So you're saying Harry Potter
was your obsession? Or like 3 years.
You right but OK. But you weren't allowed to read
them. It like when I was four, young,
young, OK, like 6th grade and under.
Was it? Was it like Satanic Panic?
I think so. I think I really do believe you.

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If you read these books, you're gonna be a heathen.
This. You're going to hell.
No my. All of you's are going to hell
if you read her. To watch like Twilight, because
my mom would see us like pretending to be wolves and be
like, oh, they're catching they're.
Sucking each other's blood. There's vampires, there's
sucking on each other's necks. The funny thing is, I lost it.

(39:56):
Oh my gosh. The the funny The funny thing
is, is not is like how prevalentit was just like.
Oh, I got it. There's.
Just something spreading around around all of like the South, I
don't know, Bible Belt, whatever.
Just like, do not let your kids read Harry Potter.
Yeah. Oh man, and now like that's

(40:20):
interesting because like now thealt right is like embracing her
because of her view. It's it's.
Crazy but I once got grounded from my my stepdad moved in he
had all of the Harry Potter movies and I got grounded from

(40:40):
them because they're too demonicand I had a whole ass lecture as
to why I got grounded from them and I had over the next couple
of months I begged my mom to give them back.
That's so crazy dude. Oh my gosh.

(41:01):
I hated every second of it. Wow.
Because I love those movies. So, oh man, is there anything
else that you guys were not? So you said Harry Potter,
Twilight, what else was just like, do not you will, it will
ruin your life. Was there anything else because
I did not experience, I did not experience any of that.

(41:24):
I could have done whatever. Oh my, it's probably just the
millennial. Like, no, no, no, no, no.
I was an anomaly among a lot of people, especially because I
went to China Spring too. Like, it was just you.
It was what I said. You.
I know, disgusting. But it was just our

(41:46):
circumstances. And like, essentially my mom was
just like, yeah, just do whatever makes you happy.
I'm sorry, sorry. This is how things are.
Just do whatever you want. I was like, all right, all
right. But.
Yeah, that's so funny. But anything else besides Harry
Potter and. Twilight.
I don't think so. For a little bit of time, wow,

(42:08):
for a little bit, I was not ableto watch Wizards of Waverly
Place. Crazy, yeah.
And it's all the magic. Right.
It's all the magic that's awesome, because if we would
ever like be like playing pretend and we even like for one
second be like have a good at brush.
Nope. God.
Did you ever, did you ever have to like replace the word magic

(42:28):
with something else? Because I've experienced, I've
been with people where, where they were like, do not say the
word magic. If you're going to say magic,
replace it with the word miracle.
Because that's what Jesus does, miracles, not magic.
And. We couldn't say luck.
I thought that was hilarious. Luck.
Luck. Why?

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We're not allowed to because there's no luck.
Well, it's just. It's just too Irish.
No, we just weren't allowed to have luck because like, it's not
luck, it's God's grace. Oh yeah, no, my mom, my mom's.
There's no such thing as karma. It's just God.
'S there's no karma, it's God's will.
Absolutely. Yep.

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All right, that's I wasn't allowed to watch SpongeBob as a
kid. Dude, we're in the no SpongeBob
camp. I wasn't not allowed.
SpongeBob for a little bit. Kicked off.
Yeah, because we were allowed towatch it like as kids when it
was like, good. And then it became like how it
is now. And then we weren't allowed to
watch it for a while because it was like slightly inappropriate.

(43:33):
Because SpongeBob is gay now that's their.
Problem. Yeah, they think like people are
just like, oh, now SpongeBob is is gay and I don't want my kids
to see a gay. Sponge.
When did that happen? When did that accusation?
It was always like a little bit there, not going to.
Happen him and Patrick are. OK.
Barely close, so it was. One episode he's like buy

(43:55):
Squidward, buy Mr. Kraft, buy some, buy Squidward.
And they were like you said, Squidward ties.
I like Squidward. He was always just a little bit
zesty. A little bit, yeah.
I mean, SpongeBob has so many interests.
But anyways, So what is your? Let's move on Moroso's or

(44:19):
Decampolis. Who?
OK, these are these are these are Italian restaurants in Waco.
Have you ever been to either of them?
No. Moroso's or De Camp, please.
Olive Garden, just pick one. Just Oh yeah, or the third is
Olive Garden the chain? Just pick.
Just pick one. I don't know.

(44:40):
I've heard Moroso's is good. OK.
What were the names? Moroso's and de Campolis.
OK, Morosos. There we go.
And we got it. That's all I needed to know.
If a celebrity walked through that door and said drop
everything, you're with me now. And you said yes, who would that

(45:05):
be? Just pick your top.
I can't How? Oh, you're.
With you're with me now there's you have to drop everything.
Wait every time your like relationship?
Wise, yes, every. Well, whatever, that's the
thing. It's essentially an an
abduction. Go with in a heartbeat, no
questions asked. OK, just.

(45:26):
Me. But that's like, at least like,
off the top of my head, probably.
OK. Zendaya, absolutely.
Michael B Jordan, yes, absolutely.
Wait, who else? I can't even think anymore.
Michelle Rodriguez. It's what?
Sure, sure. Gotcha.

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OK, got distracted Keke Palmer Sizza.
Hello I'm trying to think of like not just my most current
ones too. Rand, what about you?
One of a OK Can it be like a character from like a?
Absolutely you can. You can.

(46:08):
Fred Weasley from Harry Potter. It is an obsession, Jack.
Which one is the one that dies? Fred.
OK, gotcha. Fred dies.
That's awesome. Obsessed with him for like the
three years. That's the reason I watched the
Harry Potter movies is just for him.
Wow. Yeah, so you like the actor?

(46:29):
The actors. Yeah.
What it What if? What if in the new series?
No. What if the?
New series? What?
Yeah. Yeah.
It's going to be on HBO. What if it's going?
What if he's ugly? I will hate him forever.
Because he's he's not, he's not,he's just not conventionally

(46:53):
attractive at 1st and then you like they all kind of glow up
because they all have tons of money, but like.
Tons. Tons.
Tons of money. Tons.
OK, yeah, they've got plenty of Barbies to Lord over.
Their friends all right. OK, Rand, do you have an
impression? What is your?

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Let me start this over Rand, what is your worst impression?
Well, I can do a really good British accent.
All right. I know as soon as my boyfriend
sees this he's going to name me a colonizer, but it's fine.
What he? Dogs on one of our British
friends for it and and it's not funny.

(47:39):
She eats beans on toast. I hope you know this.
I hope you know this I I just. Shall we do the whole rest of
the episode? Absolutely with British accent.
I can't do 1. I can't do it.
How do you do it? You got it.
You got it again. Thank you, Rand.

(48:00):
Thank you. I've all OK.
Say, say my Barbie is more expensive.
Tick Barbie. There you go, shrimp.
That's that's. Nut.
Shrimp on the Barbie. OK, we're mixing.

(48:23):
Let's do. Oh, oh man, let's do some.
Let's just do some hair lines from Harry Potter's Ron.
No. Not you, not Hermione, not not
me, not me. Not me.
Not Hermione. You.
There you go. That she's like, no, I'm going

(48:45):
to go and find something. You get us.
Well, I'm going to bed because neither of you before either of
you. Fear is killed or worse,
expelled. Expelled.
And then runs like she needs to sort out her priorities and.
He's he's really dropping consonants there.

(49:06):
He's like, sort out her priorities and.
Then the way that he would say Hermione money.
No, it was. It's.
Leviosa. Not Leviosa.
There you go. What is it?
No post on Sundays. Draco his his young red hair and

(49:35):
a hand me down robe and. There you go.
Nice. You must be a Weasley.
Don't want to go making with thewrong sort.
I can help you there. There you go.
Oh my God, you had the whole thing.
OK? Draco picks up the the little
like thing that Neville drops and he's like, he's like, he
should have given this a squeeze, then he might have not

(49:56):
a phone as fuck us. I feel like he's just walked
into. A cult?
Oh yeah dude, it is a cult. This is why they said don't read
the books, you'll turn. Out.
I'm not going to lie, I did try to watch it and I never got
through it. Are you serious?
Yeah. OK, So wait, wait, did you read
the books ever? No.

(50:17):
Oh oh. 1st. The Barbies.
Now this. OK.
OK, Wait, wait, wait, wait. That's fine.
That's. Fine, it didn't feel fine.
It's. Fine, no, like here's the thing.
Here, here, here. My take is that's fine.
What is your? What is your Harry Potter?

(50:38):
I have read and watched all of the Divergent movies and books
like a million times. OK, so probably that one were.
Those movies any good? I love the movie, I'm just I'm.
I'm just. Asking No.
Holy. Shit, I'm just well, no, that's
such a big thing where people are like the movies were not
like not nearly as good as the books, which always happens.

(50:59):
So like guys, let's leave Divergent alone.
I am mad at them though, becausethey were supposed to make so
the last movie Allegiant. They were supposed to split it
in half and make an Allegiant Part 1 and Allegiant Part 2.
They didn't. So like the last half of the
movie was never complete or the last half the book was never

(51:19):
complete in the movie. Like they ended it well enough
that it's like it's fine. But like anyone who's read the
books knows like that's not the ending.
Crazy. It's not that much more, but
like and. What the hell is it about?
Like I've it's, I'm just like it's.
Really good actually. I because I get that confused

(51:41):
with the maze. Maze Runner, They're kind of
similar, I'm not going to lie. It's.
All about mazes. Maze Runner is about how, like,
this disease came about and, like, destroyed the world.
And so they started testing the Newton, the next generation to
see like, who was immune and stuff.
And so they were putting them through trials in a maze to

(52:03):
like, like, study them and all. And the main character, yeah,
main character Thomas comes and he's kind of like this, like,
you know, the solution to the problem, He gets them out of the
maze and stuff and right. Yeah.
OK, I The Maze Runner is pretty good.
I've never read the books, but Ihave all the movies and I love
them. Awesome.

(52:23):
They're very good. OK, do either of you have any
scary stories, ghost stories, encounters with aliens that you
need to? Share Wait so I not personally
but I do have one for my boyfriend.

(52:44):
OK. So my boyfriend were.
You there for this? No, but he told.
Me about this. OK, go.
On but he told me about this andI'm probably going to get some
of the details wrong and I'm sorry babe.
That's fine, just make them evenmore.
You know what? Just really exaggerate whatever.
Yeah, happened. I got it.

(53:06):
I can and I started. Lying.
Yeah, no, seriously. He was told that something was
haunted or somebody had died on a bicycle in the woods and he
was at his friend's house. I mean, that's.
No, it was at a it was, it was in the woods and it was on a
guy's trip for theater and they went out to the woods after

(53:28):
being told a ghost story about agirl whose bike she died on her
bike in the middle of the woods.Guys trip theater in the woods.
Somebody's getting kissed, but going.
I think somebody did so and thenI think what he said was that he
heard laughter and for the next like 3 weeks he heard that a a

(53:54):
laughing girl. But wherever he went and it, he
believed in that sort of stuff for the like.
That sort of stuff. That sort of stuff.
Sorry. OK, so.
The paranormal. Thank you.
Very much. But no sightings, just.

(54:14):
No sightings, just just hearing the voice.
And they spotted a a bike as well.
Don't. Be.
Scared. No.
Stop. Sorry, who was that?
All right. No, I think.
She's here, right? Now I don't like that all.
Right, we're bringing in the ghost from the bicycle right

(54:36):
now. Welcome Miss Ghost Bike.
That's the laugh. That's the one here.
I'm actually kidding. Chills.
Oh man, Naomi, did we do scary stories with?
You and Hayden. We did.
I don't really have any like, paranormal activity.
Mine was about how my school waslike low key built on the, you

(54:57):
know, on an abandoned. That's right, Yeah.
I watched that episode, I don't remember it though it.
Was really pretty, Yeah, the cemetery up on the hill that
was. Really.
Oh yeah, I remember that one. I remember.
That but no. So neither of you know aliens?
No, I don't think so. How do you feel about aliens?

(55:20):
I don't know. No comment.
I don't think I have any. Like I'm like, if they're out
there, they're out there. If they're not, they're not.
Yeah, I don't know. Come visit us, I guess.
I don't know. Yeah.
I mean, I mean, they're, I thinkthey're here.

(55:42):
Here, like now, we walk among. Us I think they're just like a
RIP off my RIP off my skins. I I guys, I think.
I I don't feel so. It would be awesome.
OK, do don't name any names, just do not name any names.
But do you think? Yes.

(56:03):
That someone in your life, yes, could be an alien in a skin
there's. A couple of people that I hope
are aliens. Exactly.
I'm just saying so. If you're some sort of monster,
because this doesn't make us anysense.
This this person. Not adding up.
Supernaturally smart and I don'tunderstand them and is.

(56:26):
She's like this person, so smart.
I'm like, that's what I meant. Right, right, right.
And it's just, and I know a lot of other weird people, like
weird, weird people, but I know.And weird as bad people.
I'm. Not saying weird.
As bad weirdos are just bad. Unacceptable.
Yeah. Unacceptable.
Yeah. Well, yeah, no, I think they're

(56:48):
among us for sure. I think they're nice maybe, or
they're like in control of the. The The aliens are the people
who decide to eat at Olive Garden.
That's who they are. You think so?
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.
Why would they? I mean, that makes sense.
They're like, OK, so this place,this place was like the like the

(57:10):
longest running, most successful, like food chain.
And so I was like, so if we're going to blend in, we're going
to eat an Olive Garden. That kind of makes sense.
Yeah, I could. I could make a conspiracy out of
that. Sure, I think some of them also
go to my job. There was like this sweet old
couple who came and the lady waslike, I got to tell you
something now, like listen to me, there is going to be a black

(57:32):
hole that's going to come near Earth.
Like whatever you do, don't lookat it.
If you look at it, you will get sucked into it forever.
And never be able. To get out of there, I was like.
She took time out of her day to tell you this.
Yeah, it's awesome. She's an alien or?
No, No, no. Unfortunately that is the sign
of a real human being. Yeah, the aliens.

(57:54):
Sorry. The aliens.
You would never know like they would be.
Like not say anything about. It until they like.
I'm an Earthling. Until they're just like, I can't
reach the, the the light switch and they just like flick it to
and then just like now. Now we're a little confused.
They just wipe your memory, yeah.
Absolutely. What if they have done stuff in

(58:15):
front of us but just like wiped our memories?
Oh my God. OK, well, I, I really hope I can
get some of those memories back because I want to, I want to see
what they did to me. I.
Want to I want to know what happened?
Oh, man. OK.
Anything that you guys want to share before we wrap things up?

(58:36):
Anything that we missed? I hate my job as well.
Are we, are we, are we revealingwhat your job, I don't know what
your job is, You can say. It I work at Billy Bob's Burgers
in China Springs. Oh cool.
So cool. Awesome.
OK, fun. It's great.
I I like the environment they that they try to create.

(58:58):
Some of them come in more negative than others.
Those are the real people, not the aliens.
Yes, and some of them come in all positive and cheery and I
yeah, absolutely. We have problems with like
politics bring being brought up a lot.
Oh my gosh. And race and gender and a lot of

(59:22):
stuff goes down there. And it's it's, it's a joyride,
man. Hi.
Joy Ride. I'm trying to quit.
I need to find a new job first. Take it, obviously do what you
need to do, but what I've learned is that everything that
you're going through, because remember you're both young, like

(59:46):
everything that you're doing, especially when you're just like
these people are negative. You know, you can, you can farm
that, that experience and like create something with it later
because it's it, even though it was a negative experience, you
can be like, oh man, that that thing that influenced me like

(01:00:07):
that was crazy. And so part of that it's makes
me weirdly thankful that I was born here, but kind of at the
same time I, you know, it's a, it's a struggle, but so, but it
molded me into this like. Contrarian to the ones that

(01:00:27):
around me, but also like I also fit in in a lot of ways.
And I it's for sure there's there's a lot of nuance there.
And I think, you know, it does alot of that negativity.
It does hurt if it's if it's if it's the extreme kind or the
really wrong kind. But but yeah, take it, digest

(01:00:52):
it, and make it into something positive.
I have. I mean, I try to look at the
positive side. Every time I go into work, I'm
like, I'm working with my older brother.
I'm okay. Like he's not gonna let anything
happen to me. There have been some.
I look at the positive dollar sign sign.
Absolutely. I get paid 10 an hour and I'm

(01:01:13):
pretty happy about that. I don't get paid hourly so if
someone decides to stiff me I get no money.
Oh. My gosh.
We get like 250 an hour. But you they still have to meet
minimum wage requirements whether they stiff you or not.
Yeah, yeah. But nothing but it's that's not
great. Some people minimum wage sucks.

(01:01:34):
Some people will have like a because like when you're a
waitress, you get mostly tips like that's most of your pay.
And so sometimes people will have this happen to me.
Like I think today somebody had like a $50 check and or no, it
was like 46, it was 46 and they gave me $50.00 and they're like,
you keep that change. Oh my gosh.

(01:01:55):
Thanks for your $4. Amy, your measly 4.
Dollars. I'm going to go buy myself
something very nice. As you learn.
Candy. As you learn in your in your,
your travels through college, really start to understand that
like, unfortunately, you know, people are going to be like and

(01:02:18):
like, oh, Eric's so, so stupid, but.
Oh, I'll beat those people up. Olive Garden should be paying
you your wage. It is bizarre, the tipping
culture in America. Now I'm going to tip well at A

(01:02:39):
at a restaurant because like I understand, like that's our
society and how it works. But it is your employer's job to
make sure that you are paid. But it is a very interesting way
that American capitalists and capitalism in restaurants have
now are how have always been able to put the blame on the

(01:03:00):
customer to pay your wage and not the restaurant.
But you know, it's just something, it's something that
we've lived it, but now it's permeating through all of these
other industries like everybody asks for it to click the tip
thing at the end of whatever transaction.
For me, so it's I'm like I will always be happy with 10%.

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Like that's fine for me. So like if someone spends like
$20, like if you don't tip me that much, like I get it, you
didn't spend that much money, but it is like I am walking back
and forth and like lifting heavytrays and getting your.
Food and for sure you. Were doing my best to be nice
customer service like. And you're needed.

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That's the thing, is that, yeah,my view and we can get real.
I could do this all day about workers rights and everything.
That's that's a big thing that Igive a shit about.
So yeah, if you are needed as a worker, if you are needed on the
ground with whatever you're doing, you should be paid like I

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don't like that's not and should.
You. I'm kidding.
I'm kidding. And so, you know, we went
through this, we went through a pandemic where people that
worked in the food industry wereconsidered essential, but they
are not getting paid an essential workers wage.
And I don't, I just, I think that's bullshit that we've been

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fed. But yeah, people are like click
click. But yeah, so I can, I can do
that all 'cause, you know. I'm It's weird though.
Because you. Change like will like even if
you're getting your tips they will pay their servers like 10
an hour. So, but we'll talk off, off, off

(01:04:54):
the pod. Very well, you need to.
Do no don't worry, I'm going to cut the part then.
Makes it look like you're exposing them.
I love, I love my job. Yeah.
So, but anyways, is there anything else that you guys want
to share before we wrap things up?
You guys were both great. Thanks really.
Yes, thank you so much for sharing your time.

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Here today. So excited.
But again, Rand, I think it's very interesting that you
started off the pod. You were like, I'm not going to
change. I am who I am.
And I think that's hilarious because we're going to do
another episode even in even if we do it in a couple of months
or a year. You'll be totally different.

(01:05:36):
I probably will. And you will be like, oh.
You remember when I said this lol.
I look back and laugh. I laugh in the face of danger.
Again, any crazy plans for the summer?

(01:05:57):
Go loving every night. No, I'm.
Just kidding, I have one big thing.
My graduation present is going to Universal Studios for the
very first. Time wow, that's exciting.
That's. Exciting.
That'll be fun, hopefully being able to spend a lot of time with
my boyfriend because he is unfortunately moving two hours

(01:06:18):
away for college. Oh my God.
Yeah, and I won't be able to spend a lot of time with him.
I don't have one. Are you?
So you're on the market? Yeah, Naomi's on the market,
everybody. Guys, come on.
She's good and fine. OK.
Oh, thanks. All right.

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The tickets, they're in the links.

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I put them in the show notes every, every time on my link
tree. Yeah, it's 10 bucks.
It's going to be a night. It's not going to be just a
traditional me sitting down. It's going to be a lot of
different things. It will be a full show that I
will be constructing between nowand then.
And I have already begun the process and I'm really excited

(01:07:22):
about it. I'm excited to get my name out
there a little bit more with, like, live performing my own
material with the help of a few people.
Mitchell Voorhees. Jennifer Ringer It's going to be
awesome and we already have our first surprise possible, maybe
surprise guests lined up and it's going to be an earth

(01:07:46):
melter. I'm.
Sorry. An Earth melter.
Oh, got it. OK.
Or you just needed to say it again.
Barbie Hand eater, OH. Yeah, Hey, whoa.
It's it's a magic over miracles.It's gonna be, it's gonna be
awesome. It's Naomi buying the newest

(01:08:06):
Barbie doll, OK? I I was a weird kid.
I get it. So weird, so weird.
Everybody's so weird when they're young.
It's like crazy. It's really.
Crazy. I was.
I was disgusting as a toddler. Disgusting.
I was so gross. I I'm, I'm talking about myself

(01:08:28):
like. Genuinely what?
Like genuinely like. How so?
Did you say like Jen, like meaning that?
Like Jen? Yeah.
Is that a thing? Yeah, that's a thing.
God, this generation. Yeah, that's.
So yes, yes. So.
I was disgusting. Thank you all for listening.
Don't forget to spay into your pets and goodnight.

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I see you have chosen the right path.
Henceforth you will be known as a whim.
Welcome to the Worst Impressionspodcast.
There's. Something strange in here.

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What's the deal with whims?