Not Jamie Lee Curtis but it IS a Halloween Crossover with the Horror and the Hesitant

This is NOT Jamie Lee Curtis, but it is a crossover episode with The Horror and the Hesitant Podcast co-hosts!

Stay with us for "exactly" one hour, while we discuss their podcast on this very Halloween themed episode. And we break down the film Ginger Snaps. Also, of course, this episode includes the iconic segments from everyone's favorite southern mom and pop! Linda LaFaye and Dad!

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Episode Transcript

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Happy Halloween!

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A-a-a-a-a!
For a very special episode of "You've Got an Hour",
today we're gonna be having a crossover with another podcast.
Yes, this is Jamie Lee Curtis.
[BEEPING]
Just kidding, Jamie Lee Curtis is...
I don't think she has a podcast.
She should have a podcast, I'd listen to it,
but this is the horror and the hesitant.
And within the framework of theirs,

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they watch a scary movie every single episode
and dissect it completely,
but one of the people is, dare I say it,
hesitant about horror movies.
Let's dive right in,
meeting all three of them at the same time.
This is the co-host for the horror and the hesitant.
[BEEPING]
Well, everybody muted themselves.

(00:43):
Well, that's not the way to start.
Hold on.
[LAUGHTER]
OK, there we go.
Hey, everybody.
Thanks for being on my show.
Thanks.
So there's three people here with me.
Would you like to introduce yourselves?
No.
No more.
Tirenie said no.
No, I'm tyranny.

(01:05):
Yeah, that's really all you need to know about me.
Yeah, it's a single word like Adele.
It's just tyranny.
It's just tyranny.
It's like sparkles and glitter next to it.
Yeah, it's actually her instrument.
It's outside of a cannon, you know?
Is that true for a super name?
Is it really?
I've never even known that this whole time.

(01:26):
Wow.
I go by my name.
Persters have got name.
We've also got Kelly and Jeremy here.
No one else wants to introduce themselves.
That's OK.
Now what's the name of your podcast?
Horror and the hesitant podcast.
Horror and the hesitant?
Horror.
OK, I was like, now because that's something different.
Tirenie is really running with this all of a sudden.

(01:49):
The horror and the hesitant.
Yeah.
So we're going to roll with something.
Fun off out the gate here.
Usually we start with games and this
is like a getting to know you section because we're
going to talk about a movie that we've all collectively
watched in the back half here.
So first and foremost, I want everybody
to name your favorite crossover because that's basically

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what's happening today is when two podcasts come together.
It's like a crossover, I guess.
We'll start with you Tirenie since you're not prepared.
Cross-over?
Yeah.
I can't think of a podcast one, but I can think of another.
I'm not a podcast.
No, I don't know a single one for that.
Wasn't there one with like Jimmy Neutron and Fairly On

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Parents?
There was.
There certainly was.
That's definitely mine.
Man.
I-- honestly, the only thing that comes to mind
is the cast of Clue being on the show's site.
And they did like a Clue kind of episode on the TV show's
site.

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That's all I--
That might be the most you answer I've ever heard.
Yeah.
Jeremy, what's yours?
So for me, it have to be Lord of the Rings and Magic
the Gathering did a crossover.
Everybody's was very telling of who they are.
That was a drama.
I'm a nerd.
I'm a nerd.

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Mine hasn't happened yet.
It's going to be Abid Elementary with.
It's always sunny.
I love it.
It's always sunny.
I cannot--
I saw that.
I saw that.
That's great.
And I don't understand how it's going to work.
Anyway, it's not a plug for that show.
They haven't hired us.
The bootcars.
They have their own marketing team.
Yeah.
They don't need me.
They definitely don't.

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If you are listening, he's a great podcaster.
He would love to be on the show.
OK, Jeremy, I'll pay you after.
OK, so what's everybody's favorite scary movie
or Halloween movie?
Because Jeremy, you're not really.
You're the hesitant.
So did you like horror movies before you started this?
No.

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No, not at all.
Actually, growing up, I have a deep hatred for Chuckie.
And that haunted me for like 33 years of my life.
Yeah, OK.
So this is going to be a challenge for you to answer.
And I want to hear yours first.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Favorite horror movie.
So far, actually, The Witch.

(04:14):
Oh, that's a good one.
The Bitch.
Yeah.
Yes.
The Bitch.
The Bitch.
Wouldstow, like, to live deliciously.
Yeah.
I still think about getting that as a tattoo,
but it might not be a good idea.
I can't.
Kelly, what's your favorite?
It's hard.
There's so many.

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You got to pick just one.
Name three.
All right.
Look at me immediately waving.
Stick to it.
Lies, you must pick one.
I think top three would probably be VHS, the original.
What?
What do you mean?
VHS?
VHS.
You like a cassette tape?

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It's called VHS.
It kind of circles around VHS tapes.
It's like an anthology series.
That one's really good.
Never heard of it.
Give it up.
It's got to be.
OK, what is it?
It's like these pranksters are kind of like trying
to film their own like Jackass go into like somebody's house

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and break in to find these tapes.
And they start watching the tapes.
And the tapes just have really like obscure horror deaths
on them.
Are you talking about the ring?
No.
No.
But I mean close.
I mean close.
And I guess of 2000's movies, the ring would probably

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be next.
That's another good one for horror movies.
Yeah.
All right, you don't have time for too much.
Here, what's your favorite?
Scream.
Which one?
Always.
The first one.
Oh, you want to see Drew die?
Always.
Same.
She just likes what's that guy's name?
Matt Dillon.
Matt Dillon.
You mean Ski All Rich?

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Is that a same?
Were you thinking Matt Dillon?
Well, a Ski All Rich.
And then there is Matthew Lillard.
Matt, that guy, Matthew Lillard.
That's what I was thinking of.
Shaggy.
Yeah.
Oh, he played Shaggy.
That would be my favorite horror movie.
OK.
Yeah, that was pretty scary.
Oh, that's a great segue.
I was going to ask, what's a movie that isn't horror,

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but you think should be horror?
Does it have to be a movie?
Can it be a show?
It can be a show.
That works.
All right, Teletovies.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I hate the Teletovies.
That baby.
It's the baby.
It's the vacuum cleaner for me when it goes through all the rooms

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and then it tickles their butts and then it leaves.
It just wants the sniff parts.
OK, I'm going to be real.
I don't think I've ever washed the Teletovies.
So to find that out at this age, at a vacuum
came in, touching baby's butts is a little terrifying.
That should be a horror show.
Should be.
Do you guys have another one?
Oh, the Magic School Bus.

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Oh.
That would be--
How dare you.
But think about it.
This frizzle was crazy and like--
Start going into like dead bodies.
Yeah.
No.
She takes an ironed adventure and they die one by one.
Oh.
Oh, I'm into that.
That I like.
Mine is the brave little toaster.
I knew you were going to say that.

(07:25):
I will not be elaborate on that.
I will not be elaborating on that.
Please, don't.
Leave it as is.
Leave it open ended.
I also love that we drew the line at like,
it's fine for kids to die off one by one,
but they can't have a vacuum cleaner.
[LAUGHTER]
I was talking about that vacuum cleaner touching them.
I have an honorable man.

(07:46):
That's too much.
What's your honorable man?
The Jimmy Neutron movie.
When all the adults had like turned into chickens,
they had like chicken heads on them.
Yeah, that's another one.
That was pretty scary.
But honestly, his forehead really scared me quite a lot
as a child.
I thought, oh, this hairline, I am stressed.
He didn't know about a nice down-do yet.

(08:09):
Yeah, they didn't know about it.
I don't know why he would add height to it.
You need to put the height the other way.
He was stuck in like that.
When you're in grade school and you got like the spiked up
just the front of it there.
Oh, my God, yes.
Just the flip.
You mean me right now?
Wow.
Yeah, but that's natural.
It looks beautiful.
Oh, thanks.
Jimmy's is like six feet tall.

(08:30):
[LAUGHTER]
He had a full giraffe on top of his head.
He really did.
So I know that your stuff is horror themed.
So we're going to go that route with these questions.
What's your favorite horror genre?
Oh, mine's definitely found footage or like artsy folk horror.
Artsy folk like Lana Del Rey.

(08:52):
Yes.
He's terrifying.
But think she jumps off a bridge beautifully.
Yes.
And there's no water at the bottom.
She's gone great.
But the gator still shows up.
Because she's in that relationship with the gator.
Of course.
Great.
Yeah.
Yeah, Terni, give me a genre.
Satire.
Mm.
Oh.

(09:13):
OK, now are we talking like serial mom kind of satire or what?
Well, technically, scream is a satire.
But think like scream the menu ready or not.
I'm a big fan of those.
Yeah, those are solid.
What about you?
I know this isn't really your forage,
but it's your podcast.
So suck it up.
I haven't had my favorite yet.

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Because I'm still a little baby when it comes to horror.
So I don't really have one.
Yeah.
I was going to say his favorite is the one that's least scary.
Yeah.
Comedy.
Yeah.
His would be-- his would definitely be comedy.
Like scary movies?
That's where it is.
You like campy horror.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I have several recommendations for you.
Begin with serial mom.

(09:56):
It's hilarious.
Like T.
No, not T.
Where did the teeth come in?
The movie.
You're talking about the one where she's got teeth in River China?
Yeah.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, my.
Wow.
I don't think that's a comedy.
Or what about the one with the killing lazy boy chair?

(10:16):
Yeah, that's more what I'm talking about.
You talking about Peewee Herman's house?
Well, I mean, that would be another great horror show.
Peewee Herman's house?
It would be.
Yeah.
I think in some countries it is considered one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In my opinion.
So what's your favorite horror trope that you see in a film?
Like something that you love to see?

(10:37):
The broken, high heel when they're running away.
Oh.
Gets me every time.
Classic.
I'm like you.
Do the female.
I love--
Go ahead.
This happens all the time.
It really does.
Well, there's three of you.
I don't know how the bloody hell to keep track of you.
I think my favorite is like the running
and then they just like fall comically always.

(11:00):
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like when they run upstairs or they
go try to hide somewhere really dumb.
Yes.
Look at the shed with all the twos.
I love it when a token person gets killed first.
OK, moving on.
The favorite horror.
I'm gay.
I'm in it in terms of a gay person.

(11:20):
Very very two thousands.
Yes.
Or even just a movie it.
It did it too.
What's your favorite horror death you've ever seen on film?
Oh, that's true.
Don't say "stacko."
Don't say "stacko."
Nora from "Carrie."
Oh, fuck.
That bitch.

(11:43):
I will take that to the grave.
I have beef with that actress.
I think you just have beef with the hat.
I don't know if you have beef with her.
I love that Jeremy hasn't really
had an answer for any other question.
But I'm like someone dies and Jeremy's immediate.
He is all that's right today.
Got it.
I think mine would be from the movie Tusk.

(12:05):
Spoilers.
When-- yeah.
Spoilers about to happen.
After he turns into the walrus, and I think he drowns--
or no, he didn't die.
Didn't he just live his life as a walrus?
Yeah.
His human body died.
I'm going to go with that because that was crazy horrific.
That was after shit.
Is this a bad time to tell you that I've never seen the movie?

(12:26):
Oh.
And you've totally ruined it.
Well, it's been out for over 10 years.
So--
I'm totally joking.
I know that on your podcast, you guys
always are like spoiler alert, you know?
[HUMMING]
I love that sound.
You should keep that every time.
Tierney, do you have a favorite horror death?

(12:47):
No.
Not really.
It's a lie.
It's very more.
It's a good one.
It's not like a favorite.
I have a new one.
I can't think of a favorite.
Oh my god, Jeremy's got another one.
Yeah, I do.
Paris Hilton in House of Wax.
Oh.
Oh, that's a nice--
That's what I've been seeing.
Like she really played that.
I love that.
Well, nobody asked me what the horror thing that isn't

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something horror related, but should be Minds Willy Wonka.
Oh.
That would be a good one.
Also, home alone.
That is technically horror.
Everything he's going through.
And they play it off.
It's a light comedy.
It's a freaking horror movie.
And I'm like--
I laugh every year when I watch that movie.
I value laugh.

(13:30):
I feel laugh.
If you were going through it though,
that experience would be so traumatic and also not funny
in the slightest.
So watching it and laughing every year,
I'm like, we're sick.
I remember when I was in my mid-20s,
and I got in my first place by myself.
I was in the middle of the woods in a house alone.

(13:54):
And I would go to sleep around.
Why did you choose that?
Because it was only $400 rent.
So--
Oh, great reason.
Yeah, I do.
Everything included.
You can't complain.
Including the murderer.
Yeah, I was like, does that include the murder?
Everybody that came to my house knew
that I kept seven hammers behind my bed.
I was ready.
I was ready to--
Do you have seven arms?

(14:16):
No, but I got some toe appendages.
I could probably throw a hand.
I guess you could throw them.
Was it like to throw them?
I think I just kept putting one behind there,
and I forgot there was one back there.
So I just kept putting another one back there.
Wow, your bed must have been really comfortable.
Like a arm reach behind me.
I mean, I just chuck it like a jaddling.
You're the original axe throwing bar.

(14:38):
Yes, exactly.
Exactly.
I wasn't sleeping on the hammers.
They were just close enough to make me feel calm.
There you go.
We love a security blanket, even if that blanket
is made of metal and wood.
[LAUGHTER]
So tell me, how did you three meet each other?
So Tierney and I have been friends since--
80s.
--of life.

(14:58):
Since Telletubbies tickled your bottom.
Yes, since the back came.
Exactly.
Touched us and we trauma bonded over that.
That's why you don't remember it.
Sorry to bring it up today.
I actually trauma blocked it out.
And Jeremy and I met on Bumble in 2017.
Yeah.
And we've been together ever since.
Yeah.
Oh, was this when you lived in the house with the camera?

(15:22):
Yeah.
And then she tried to friend zone me.
And then I did what every guy does and saying, hey, babe,
give me one more shot.
And then--
I really did.
--then I took it to New York City.
Very white cis male of you.
To take you to New York City.
I did.
Take me to the museum of natural history.

(15:44):
My favorite part about that whole story was, yeah,
it's only like two blocks away.
We walked for 40 minutes in the rain.
From Penn Station.
From Penn Station all the way to the museum in natural history.
Yeah.
Oh, you really did go there?
Oh, no, yeah.
That was like our second--
Our second day.
Our second day.
Right after I rejected him and friends on it, I was like,
listen, I just think maybe we're better friends.
He told me he was really upset.

(16:05):
So we went home from work that day.
I did.
And was like, listen, just let me take you on a date.
And if it works, it works.
And if it doesn't, it doesn't.
And he charmed his way in.
And now we've been married for a year.
Oh, how the hell is that?
Guess what it was.
It's getting worse.
Wow.
Wow.
That's the next day.
All right.

(16:25):
Swarve, swarving out of that very quickly.
When you went to the night of the museum,
when you went to the night of the museum
or whatever the hell it's called, did everything come to life
or was that fabricated?
Only Harambe's exhibited.
Yeah, R.A.P.
Oh, wow.
We're really just going there today, aren't we?
Yeah, but like, also fuck that kid.
Anyway, I'll die on the night.

(16:46):
Oh my gosh.
I'm about children dying, apparently.
Honestly, if that museum did come to life
and you're in like the aquatic exhibit
and there's that big whale on the scene,
there's a life size, like two scale whale hanging
from the ceiling at a part of the thing.
And if that thing came to life, you killed a lot of people.
Growing up, my dad said that was held by paper clips.

(17:07):
So if I stood under it, I would die.
So--
Wait, where are you living these days?
Are you in New York City?
No.
We moved out of New York last year.
We actually live in Eastern Tennessee now.
Oh, cute.
Yeah, quite.
Were you affected by the hurricane?
Well, not our area, but--
We were about 30 minutes from the nearest town collapse.

(17:30):
So we were close, but luckily we didn't get affected.
Yeah, I'm glad you're OK.
Oh, it literally says 10 minutes are left.
It's because we took so long to set up.
So I'm sorry.
We're going to rush through the rest of these questions,
I guess.
My god.
Luckily we're ready for the second half.
Yeah, we are.
We're very-- oh, are we ever?
What a teaser.
Yeah, we watched ginger snaps.

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And that is so--
I can't wait to talk about it with you guys.
OK, so I hear an accent sometimes between you two.
Tierney has it sometimes, too.
Are you all from upstate New York?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're not?
I'm not.
I'm from New York City.
I'm from the beautiful borough of Brooklyn, New York.
Oh, that was my Brooklyn accent.
There was no words.

(18:13):
It was just that.
It was beautiful.
You sounded just like my mother.
Oh.
Jeremy.
[LAUGHTER]
Jeremy, we have a bone to pick because then the first episode,
which is all I've heard so far of your podcast,
you said that birds are not real and I need you to tell me why.
OK.
He was hoping you would ask him to--
Yeah, I really would hope.

(18:34):
I told him I was between ginger snaps
or we were going to watch birds and he was like, man,
I hope somebody asked me about them birds being real.
So, all right, be me, 2020, going to work.
Oh, we're getting a whole set up.
Hold on, one second.
Excuse me.
Cut to black, fade in.
Here's Jeremy in 2020.
OK, go for it.

(18:54):
Driving in my little Kia.
And then I notice the birds on the power lines.
I'm like, oh, that's cool.
That's the first time you ever noticed birds before in your life?
Yeah, apparently.
Apparently.
That was my first time seeing birds.
I'm like, wow.
Jeremy, we got to get you out the house more my brother.
And so--

(19:14):
He just got a job, so he's going to get out more.
OK, good.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So I would pass these birds every day.
And no matter rain, sun, snow, they'd
be in the same place.
And I'm like, after a while, these motherfuckers ain't real.
And so one time, passing them, I called Kelly.

(19:36):
I'm like, Kelly, these birds aren't real.
You cannot convince me they're not.
And they're government spies.
And that was pretty much why I don't believe the birds are real.
Jeremy, as a follow-up question, where were you January 6th?
OK, next question.
Moving on.
Yeah.

(19:56):
[LAUGHTER]
Wow, it was cool.
I didn't know that we were going to have a QAnon conspiracist
on today.
I'm so excited that Jeremy, you could really unpack something
so nonsensical.
Are you still really thinking birds aren't real?
I believe that they are real.
OK.
Except if you're a pigeon.
Because where are the pigeon babies?

(20:17):
Probably in their nest.
Yeah, but have you ever seen a little baby pigeon?
No, because they hide them very well.
It's a little bit.
But have you seen any baby bird?
Like, have you seen a baby hummingbird?
I have.
No, you have.
They're really.
Yeah.
My mom used to feed hummingbirds.
Oh, babies?
Like, she would just feed them.

(20:38):
Javr me.
Remember the baby hummingbirds?
Come and look at it.
Drink your sugar water.
I heard the greatest conspiracy is that COVID wasn't actually
people getting sick.
It was the great battery change in the birds.
Yeah.
And they needed everybody staying their homes
long enough to change all the batteries and nobody questioned it.

(20:58):
OK, we're going to very quickly divulge from this,
because I can't even begin with that.
What a podcast.
I heard that from somebody else.
You're about to get a new demographic.
Yeah.
I'm about to be very concerned for my own safety.
So you guys famously spoil movies,

(21:19):
and you already spoiled one today for me, Kelly.
And I'd like for you to do it again.
Everybody, pick a movie in your head and spoil it for us.
And we're going to guess what movie it is.
So don't say the name.
OK, I'm going to start.
And you're going to guess what it is.
OK.
Long ago.
Wait a minute.
It's not long ago at all.

(21:39):
Actually, that sounded like Star World.
Yeah, no, I can't.
My voice isn't well enough for that.
Yeah, so there's this professor.
And he builds a bond with someone much younger than him
for years and years and years.
And then suddenly out of nowhere, he's like--
Back to the computer.
Nope.

(21:59):
But good guess.
He's like, yeah, you should kill me.
And the kid is like, I'm not going to do it.
So then he makes one of the teachers kill him.
And he falls in front of the whole school and is dead.
And then they end the film.
I don't know if they ended the film,
but I immediately thought of Harry Potter.
That's probably--
It is Harry Potter, but it's at the end that he dies.

(22:21):
Oh.
Now which one?
Definitely, Hollywood.
It's not the last one, no.
Half-blood prints.
You guys were right there at it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, tyranny go.
Why do you keep putting me on the spot with things like this?
Because I know you don't like it.
I'll go because I'm trying to--
I'll go because I'm trying to steal this movie
before Tyranny does.

(22:42):
All right, so there's this person that lives in the woods.
And he just wants peace.
And they just don't give it to him.
And he's get these woodland animals and these weeds.
Oh, it's Lord of the Rings.
It's not close, though.
Yeah, the shire's not the woods.
Finds out about this woman that needs help
from her very short soon-to-be husband.

(23:05):
And he goes and rescues her.
And she's just like this total independent woman.
Don't need no man.
He don't need her.
Wow, this--
They fall in love.
And they start talking about some about onions.
Is this-- oh, shrek.
Oh, shrek!
[LAUGHTER]
Holy cow!
Oh, shrek.
I love me, shrek.
Would not have guessed that at all until you said the onions.

(23:26):
Yeah.
I felt like that was going to be really hard if I didn't say
that kind of makes sense.
Yeah.
Yeah, you were very ambiguous.
OK, now, tyranny.
[GASPS]
This is panic.
It's lost.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm like looking at my collection of DVDs right now.
OK, we'll come back to Jeremy.

(23:46):
What's yours?
All right, so it's about a team of four people.
They all have--
Power Rangers.
--mustaches.
They chug syrup.
And then--
Oh, super troopers.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Clearly you're married, because you got that immediately.
You ever play taboo?
Jeremy and I will be anybody.
Yeah, I will.
I will be--

(24:07):
We really made my parents mad playing that game together.
What day I thought my mom was going to divorce my dad that night?
Get.
Because of the way you played the game?
Yeah, it's like, you know, Jeremy,
I can say one word and understand what we're trying
to describe.
And my mom was trying to do the same thing.
And my dad's just like, oh, oh.
[LAUGHTER]
He wasn't getting it.
I'd love to see Riff's happen with families.

(24:28):
Thank you for sharing that.
Jeremy, what's your movie?
All right.
We have a man that wakes up in a dingy room with a shackle
on his ankle and across another.
There you go.
Come on.
Yes.
We got it.
There was a man that woke up in a dingy room.

(24:49):
I was like me, circa 2009, after graduation.
Jeremy, around the birds.
Yeah, me, around the birds.
We'll be right back.
Hi, everyone.
This is Linda LaFay.
And I've always got something to say.
Today's topic is about moderation.
I find it helpful to do everything in moderation.
Is it always easy?

(25:11):
No.
But it's an easy concept.
And it'll help you be a better you.
The only thing that needs to be done,
big is a big cup of water.
And yes, I'm guilty of living on the edge of dehydration.
But you know that you know when you're overdoing it.
Like overspending.
Overcollecting your precious items.
Guilty.

(25:31):
Overthinking something and especially your negative self-talk.
Now you know that's just unhealthy.
So you just need to stop it.
You need to talk nice to yourself.
Obsessing about your weight.
Exercise.
Staring at fluffy people and judging them.
You just need to stop that.
If you'll just try it, I'm pretty sure.
You'll find it just might help.
Am I guilty of having too much stuff?

(25:52):
I already told you I was.
Do I eat the wrong things?
Sure I do.
But I'm trying to eat a bucket of it.
Let's just try to be a better me.
You try to be a better you.
Instead of wasting precious time, hating on ourselves
and on other people, you're welcome.
[MUSIC PLAYING]

(26:14):
That was the word for my mom.
And here's the word for my dad.
Happy Halloween.
[LAUGHS]
All right, we're going to hop right back into it.
Now we watched the movie Ginger Snaps.
And so the rest of this dialogue is going to follow
how their podcast runs.
They watch a movie, and then they talk about it.
If you haven't seen Ginger Snaps,
this will be a funny conversation.
But you'll have more context if you go and watch it.

(26:35):
It's on peacock currently.
So highly recommend you see it.
Pause this.
Then come back to it.
I like to press the record button at random times,
just to freak everyone out.
So what we're going to do--
this is a segment that I have recurring on the podcast--
when you're backing out of an awkward situation,
what's the noise that you hear, tyranny first?
[BEEP]

(26:58):
OK, Jeremy.
I just hear like--
[GROANS]
I can't tell if someone's about to vomit
or if the ground is shaking.
Like, I don't know what is that noise.
That's it up to the artist interpretation.
I love it.
OK, Kelly, what are you here?
I create the awkward situation.
So I'm just kind of like, buddy.

(27:19):
OK, now everybody say there's at the same time, one, two, three.
[GROANS]
It's her left and two-hearted.
Yeah, Kelly, you didn't do it at all.
I loved that.
That was so fun.
She just went--
That was chaos.
Now, let's really get chaotic.
And when I say, let's get chaotic,

(27:40):
I mean, let's snap like ginger.
That was such a fun movie, wasn't it, guys?
[BEEP]
That's great.
I think I got physically angry at a couple of times.
Yeah, it's hard not to.
I just love that of the options that I gave for us
to watch that everyone agreed to this movie.
And don't you regret it?

(28:01):
[LAUGHS]
No.
Tierney tells me she's like, all right, it's one of these two.
And I'm like, why haven't I ever seen Ginger snap?
So let's try that one.
What I'd love to do is have one of you
try to describe succinctly what the movie is.
I have a synopsis written down,
but I don't want to use it.
I want someone--
I want to try and--
I want Jeremy to do it.

(28:21):
I love that.
All right, so it's about these two girls.
All right, two girls named Bridget and Ginger.
Ginger obviously has to have red hair,
because that's the whole thing.
They have this weird pack where they're just going to die
at 16, like every edgy teenager.

(28:41):
They make faces throughout the whole--
Dude, this is a podcast.
No one knows what face you made.
Anyway, so they have a suicide pack.
They decide to go out in the woods after her mom and dad
are like, please don't go outside.
They immediately do.
She gets bit by this random fucking dog.

(29:02):
And you're like, oh, what is this dog?
Some guy hits it.
And he's like, oh shit, that's a 12-inch penis,
because he did reference it.
Hit it with his car, not hit it with his hand or something.
He's not like bad, August Slank.
Yeah, yeah.
And then so just annihilates this thing,
like a deer on the inner state.

(29:23):
And then some weird things go on.
She apparently gets her period in this moment,
then she's lusted for blood after that.
After she was bit, by the way, she was bit.
Then she gets her period--
I want this book as it is in the blockbuster back of the DVD.
Like I wanted it.
Yeah, exactly.

(29:44):
This is it.
This is so on par for him just crying something.
I can't explain it to anybody.
And so she gets her period.
She gets mad that she got her period,
because she's a finally a woman, really mad about that.
Then she just becomes a horn dog for one kid.
Then they decide to murder one of their classmates
after all the fucking dogs go missing.

(30:05):
And yeah, then she gets turned into a real-life werewolf.
And her sister's like, if we're going to do this,
we're going to do this together.
And the power friendship happens,
where she also gets the infection.
And they ride off into the sunset
after the one sister stabs the other ginger to death.
And yeah, that's ginger snap.
That was incredible.
Jeremy, five stars, several notes,

(30:28):
a couple of notes for you, but no.
Next Jeremy will be describing our grocery list
without naming the items.
Didn't you kind of feel like I honestly, after I watched it,
I was like, do you think this is what Trump watched before
and thought this was said in Springfield or something?
Like he's like, they're eating the dogs.

(30:48):
Like he watched this movie and was stuck in the movies.
(laughing)
Now that I'm living back on it,
I'm like, they were eating the dogs.
All the dogs are dead.
- They actually showed it to him,
but it was a newscast thing around it,
and that's what he thought was like.
- Yeah.
I was one Google search away of going down.
(laughing)
Wow, thankfully you stuck with the birds

(31:09):
and not ginger snaps.
It really is a weird movie.
It's sort of like a tampax commercial
going all the way wrong.
Don't you find?
- Yeah, and I love how she just slowly turns into a rogue
from X-Men throughout the movie.
- I also love that I ask the question about tampax
and immediately Jeremy goes, yeah.
(laughing)

(31:30):
I'm like, we have women in the room
and Jeremy's like, yeah, no, that's absolutely bad.
- Jeremy's bought a lot of products over there.
- I saw.
- I do trust.
- Works for you.
- Also worked in the supermarket for 16 years.
I'm your guy, if you need help.
- I know, I love it.
I love it.
So I want to start out by,

(31:50):
- Don't be afraid.
- What just happened?
Why did it say don't be afraid?
- Well, I'm saying don't be afraid to buy,
oh my god, I thought I hit something on my computer
and it said that.
- Don't be afraid.
I was like, why am I not afraid?
What am I not afraid of?
(laughing)
- It was actually the birds taught me to think
nobody actually said that.
- Oh my god.
- It was the one in the room.
(laughing)

(32:11):
We have to talk about your favorite character in the film.
Let's not all jump on it at once.
- It might be the drug dealer.
I think his name is Sam.
- You too, I loved him.
He was like,
- Yeah. - And kind of hot.
- Yeah.
- I was about to say, he was a hotty petatty.
So that makes sense.
- Yes.
- He's also the guy from Final Destination 3,

(32:32):
if anybody liked Final Destination 3.
- Ooh, a deep dive for me.
Is that the one where they get stuck in the tanning beds?
- Oh, I love that one.
- Yes.
- That's my favorite.
Actually, both the guys are in Final Destination 3.
- That kind of makes sense.
It seems like this is sort of the lane
that they would go down, you know, being tortured.
- I don't know about you guys,

(32:53):
but the guy, the one that Ginger slept with,
he looked just like Chase from Zoe 101.
And I don't know if he's--
- He straight up did,
and it's not the same time period,
'cause I looked it up.
Like, I don't understand.
I think the guy still looks like that.
Maybe he's a vampire, you know?
- Interesting.
Yeah, 'cause I said that as soon as I saw him,
I was like, is that Chase from Zoe 101?

(33:14):
- Literally look just like him.
You're so right.
- Yeah.
- Did anyone have any other favorites
or is that collectively our favorite?
- I, like, kind of like, and dislike the mom.
- Yeah.
- I just like that she was kind of quirky,
but she was like, hello, I don't know.
- I had a check, I guess.
- She's like, I'm glad that my parenting style

(33:36):
really helped you ladies blossom.
- She's also getting ready like off the dad.
- Oh yeah, she wanted to kill him immediately.
- Yeah.
- She's like, oh, your father would never understand.
That was like what?
- Yeah, that was so unhinged.
She like literally was like, no one on your dad's
not gonna understand what you're going through.
So let's kill him.

(33:56):
- Let's blow up the house with him inside.
- Like, she thought about this.
Like that mom.
- She was ready.
- Doing her little Pilates every morning
was like, I'm gonna kill my husband one day.
- She's been like praying that this happens
and she saw that opportunity and she ran with it.
- See, and that's how the horror story
of Miss Frizzle begins.
- Yeah.
- Because she's basically one step away.

(34:19):
- Not you bringing it back.
(laughing)
- An honorable mention in that movie
for my favorite character was the janitor.
I loved him.
He was so funny.
He was just like, oh, hello.
And then like just doing his thing, like average Joe.
You know, I have to say actually my favorite character.
She's in the film for a total of 47 seconds.
It's the first mother that finds the dead paw of the dog.

(34:44):
And she's got the kid in the sandbox.
It's the beginning of the film.
And like, so something's going to rye in the town.
And she sees the kid.
He's got blood all over his mouth and a dead dog's paw.
And she just carries him like, nothing's going on
to look for the dog.
I'm like, you're not gonna wipe the blood off.
We're not concerned.
Like.
She also doesn't know how to rake leaves.

(35:05):
Did anybody else notice that?
- Oh, that's exactly how I would rake leaves too.
You rake it and then pick it up with your hands.
- But she did like the bait.
I'm not getting into this with you.
(laughing)
I've seen you do yard work.
But she carried it across the yard.
Like why not rake to that pile?
I don't.
- And was I the only one that I felt like

(35:26):
she was about to kill the kid
after she raked up the leaves?
'Cause the way she was looking at him was a little,
like, yeah, she looks a little hungry.
I don't know what was going on there.
- She had the eye.
- I honestly, for the longest time in the film,
thought the younger sister with that terrible wig
who is now that wig owner is in charge
of all Nicole Kidman's wigs, constantly employed.

(35:49):
Yeah, I thought she was killing everyone for a long time
because of her facial expressions.
I was like, what is, then then she didn't do it.
And I was like, oh, that was sad.
I wish that that had been the twist.
But with her character, I was like, wow,
the facial expressions and acting is so bad,
but it fits.
So I was like, I'm not gonna complain about it.

(36:10):
- Some of her facial expressions are like,
when I'm cooking chicken nuggets and microwaved
and they come out wrong and I'm just like,
(laughing)
- Well, famously, you actually, Jeremy,
she famously was eating chicken nuggets on set.
That's before every take, anyway, that was the joke.
Oh, that would have been wild if that was true.
- Yeah, I imagine we're favorite

(36:31):
meal chicken nuggets french fries.
She's like, give me the kids menu from Friendly's.
- So here's an interesting fact I looked up.
First of all, Scarlett Johansson was supposed
to be in this film, but the Canadian casting directors
banded together to boycott the casting of this film.
And so they had to go to like an LA office to cast it.
That's what I read.
It's Wikipedia, so it could be wrong.

(36:52):
And then they found these two girls,
but these two girls that are playing sisters,
they grew up together.
They had the same agent.
But Ginger, although she plays an older person,
then the sister, she's four years younger
than the other girl.
And you can tell.
- Yeah.
- What's it gonna say?
You can tell, that other girl looks about 45.
- Yeah, just good.
- Well, that girl probably was smoking like,

(37:13):
eight cigarettes a day.
- I'm kinda still thinking about the wig.
- Oh, it will not leave my brain.
I can't unsee it.
It's so horrifying.
That was the scariest thing in the film.
- It was my favorite fact when I was like,
looking up facts for the film.
And it was like, Bridget wears a wig.
And I was like, no shit.
(laughing)

(37:34):
- Yeah, obviously.
- Wait, where was this fact?
That's amazing.
Someone typed that and submitted it.
- Yeah, it's on IMDB.
- Wait, now I wanna read all the facts.
That is so funny and unhinged.
So what do you think the budget for the film was?
- It was made by Lawns Gate,
so I'm going three million.

(37:54):
- What's it like?
- Yeah.
- Because it looks like it was made for about $5.
- I was saying about 350 and a big Mac.
- Yeah, truly.
It's some chicken nuggets and that's about it.
(laughing)
- Chicken nugget meal, I think, dumb.
- As I was watching it, I was like,
do you think they told anyone in this neighborhood
that they were filming this?
Like, 'cause they're really screaming and stuff,

(38:16):
like out loud in the middle of these places.
I'm like, these neighbors must be freaking out right now.
And then I looked it up and they were freaking out.
Like they got in a lot of trouble for some of the stuff.
Like people were hiding their kids and yeah.
- The scenes where they were like,
pretending to be dead and they're taking photos,
they shot in someone's house
and they kept having to take this little kid and hide them

(38:38):
whenever the girls would go move around the house or something.
- Tierney, you better come prepared, I love it.
- Oh, I got my facts.
She's our fact person.
- Yeah. - I love it.
Who's your least favorite character of this movie?
- Oh God, Ginger.
I thought Ginger was insufferable.
- She got really clingy and jealous at the end
and I don't love that.

(38:59):
- I did love honestly the way that she killed that,
well, she actually didn't kill her,
but the girl that died in her house
and how big did we got.
So anyone that hasn't seen it, you need to watch it.
But like, literally the girl slips on a pile of milk
that was spilled and hits her head on the counter
and bleeds out and they act like they're staging a death
or something and like, Ginger's like licking up the blood

(39:22):
and she's like, "Dad, try it."
And he's like, "I had enough with it."
And I was like, "She's in the freezer.
"Why didn't they call, like, they didn't kill her.
"Why didn't they call somebody?"
- And why did they bury her in the shed?
- Yeah, that was crazy.
- Why didn't they take her out to the forest?
- Yeah, also, if you're 16 and still have a dollhouse
like that outside, like, "Mmm."

(39:42):
- Yeah, red flag.
- Yeah.
- Why didn't you just make it look like it got eaten
by a wolf or whatever, like all the dogs?
- Why didn't Bridget just let Ginger eat her?
I mean, honestly.
- Yeah, she should have eaten her
because then it wouldn't be in the dollhouse.
She ruined a perfectly good dollhouse for a 16-year-old.
- Especially how she was like, "I lust for blood."

(40:02):
It's like, you have a perfectly good body.
- Yeah, why are you out here killing other people?
Eat that.
- But can we talk about Ginger's final form?
Because--
- Oh, yes, and we have to.
- I'm not gonna lie to y'all.
Them werewolf titties was crazy.
(laughing)
- She's literally okay.
So we're watching it.
She changed.
She goes, "Look at those titties."

(40:22):
(laughing)
- Whoa, I don't know.
I just thought if she looked more dog-like,
I really wasn't expecting boobs.
And then when I saw them, I was like, "Wow."
That's where the big Mac budget went.
- There's the prosthetic tips.
- I would love to know what it was like in the room
when they were having the discussion about the build of that.
Like, can you imagine?

(40:43):
And the director's like, "You know what's missing?
Actually, it's breasts."
- I mean, she's a girl.
So she's, I mean, girl,
- Whoa, whoa, seven boobs.
- I guess.
- Sure, I mean, who's to say?
They can do whatever they want.
But they were so unhinged.
- You know, if you think about it,
that's why in Twilight, they never had a female wolf transform

(41:05):
because they couldn't show boob.
- Ginger snaps ruined it for them.
- Yeah, ginger snaps ruined it for them.
- I do wonder if they did that because the whole thing
is obviously sort of an allegory for the fact that
she's changing and her body's changing
and she's going through what she,
what did she call it, the curse?
- The curse.
- For her period.

(41:25):
And it is and it sucks.
But I'm like, wow, they really leaned into that allegory
all the way.
- They fully went into that.
- It wasn't really good, like, pre-pubescent kind of
teen high school horror movie,
you know, for girls going through that kind of stuff.
But at 32, I was like, what the fuck is going on right now?

(41:47):
- Yeah, oh, it's so unhinged.
I feel like I was watching an episode of Buffy.
- Oh yeah.
- Great, great show though.
- Good connection.
- It is a great show.
I love Buffy, but that's how it felt,
especially with the prosthetics and the lack of CGI.
Like, it just was like, especially when she first
starts to transform and they do the angry eyebrows
that they do with the vampires.

(42:09):
- They had the budget of CW, like the Flash TV show.
- Yes, and this movie honestly would have benefited
from being about 30 minutes long.
- Yeah, yeah, I know.
It went on for an hour, 40 minutes.
That was like, I was just like, towards the end,
we were like, she visibly says out loud,
"When is this movie ending?"

(42:30):
And had a pause in, and she was like, "Oh, 10 minutes?"
Okay.
- So I was like, killing, you know,
after she drugged Sam into the basement,
and I blacked out after Sam died to be quite honest.
I don't know, other than, you know, the titty at the end
and the knife wound, that's all I remember.
I like also how we lived in a greenhouse.

(42:50):
- Can we talk about their house though,
like the way that their room was set up,
the texture of the walls.
- They were in a prison.
- And unfinished basement.
- They were in a prison.
- I feel like it was the set of prison break
and they happened to not be filming at the time
and they were like, we can get it on discount.
- Yeah.
- It really did with the rot iron beds
and like, they just made it look teeny

(43:12):
with like the beads, they need.
- Put meanwhile, they're in a fucking dungeon.
- One side of the room was like Fortune Teller's office,
the other side is prison.
And there was like visible wallpaper difference
between the two.
Like, it was like student film, I loved it.
- It needed more Fallout boy posters

(43:32):
to really set the ambiance alive.
- I was the same then.
- In 2004, they were start.
- This was 2000.
- Yeah.
- This was never mine.
- Actually, Prince's song, we're gonna party like
its 1999 was based on this movie.
- Okay, favorite line.
What was your favorite line in this movie?
- Falling a period in the curse.

(43:54):
I just was like, all right, that works for me.
I think mine was when the mom asked Bridget,
oh, Shacko talked to her, Bridget's like,
no, she thinks it's really cool
when you just kind of let us figure stuff out on her own.
And then my favorite was when the mom was like,
you know, I was wondering if that parenting style was working.
- That was so funny.
She was totally in a different style of a film
than they all were.
- Like, she was in a comedy.

(44:15):
- It was like out here.
- I don't really have a favorite quote.
I don't know why the movie 13 is playing in my head
watching the movie.
What?
- In my mind, I just wanted to be like.
- With Zach Efron?
- What?
- No.
- No, the movie 13 where she's like, no bra, no panties.
And then like they're trying to stop a guy spreading in STD

(44:38):
and he just looks at the principal
and he's like, try and stop me.
It's gonna spread anyway.
- Oh, I don't remember that.
I don't have a--
- Okay, you want to talk about Ginger Snap, watch the movie 13.
- Oh God.
- Yeah, it's a good one.
- It's got, what's her name in it?
Evan Rachel Wood.
- Oh, I love her.
I'll have to watch it.
So my favorite line was right when Ginger's found out

(45:00):
that she's having her period
and she's sitting at the table,
eating that disgusting non-chicken nugget.
And everybody's just watching her eat.
And she says, I wish this was baby's legs.
(laughing)
- That was a good one.
- I was like, Ginger, what?
- Ginger, they were so angsty at dinner.
I was like, yo, y'all just need to calm down
and calm down that serious.

(45:21):
- And I like how the dad unfazed
by everything still eating his fucking chicken thigh.
- But man, that man wanted to give me
a little bit of that.
- Yeah, that is, he did.
He said one of these days.
(laughing)
- He was ready to go.
- He really was.
He was in the movie and never really spoke.
I just feel like he was just there.
I feel like they pulled one of the cinematographers in

(45:41):
where like just sit.
- He just got a sad card for it and I'm not there.
- That's it.
- And that cast guy was just like, wait,
I'm gonna get how much money?
- A big Mac.
The only box six big Macs, so they had just spool it in.
- They gave him a gift card to Tim Horan
and pulled him the fuck off.
(laughing)
- If you had directed this movie or written this movie,

(46:04):
how would you have changed it?
- I would put Shakira in there.
- Wow, okay.
- Where Wolf?
- Oh, where Wolf?
- In the closet.
- Oh, okay.
- All right, all right, you were doing it yourself.
'Cause I was really confused.
I think the first thing, the like restructuring the budget
would probably go to hair and makeup
and get that fucking wig off Bridget's face.

(46:24):
(laughing)
- Or everyone has Bridget's wig.
(laughing)
- Same wig.
Even though where Wolf Final Four deserves the wig.
- I would watch that.
I honestly now I want to Photoshop that wig
into every film like Imagine Jurassic Park.
They're wearing the wig.
- It's just Bridget's wig.
(laughing)
- Now that we're talking about wigs,

(46:45):
my job does this thing where we do like
JC Penny style photos with a bunch of our co-workers
and make a calendar for our VP.
And we're doing one this year and the theme is
white trash NASCAR.
- Wow.
- So I bought a sick mullet wig.
- If you wanna know, we live 30 minutes

(47:05):
from an actual like NASCAR ratio.
- We're giving away our location.
- Yeah, people are gonna go geotrack you.
I think you're good.
- The bird, the bird, the bird.
- 30 minutes is a wide radius.
I don't think Ginger's gonna snap into your backyard
after this.
I think you're safe.
- I don't know.
- You might need to keep a hammer behind your bed.
Just to get it.
- If you think I don't have hammers behind the bed,

(47:26):
you're wrong.
- Tierney, what would you change about the film?
- I think I would make it an episode of Buffy
and have Buffy in there.
I think that would make it great.
- Yeah, they do need a character that you can really
root for because you're not rooting for any of them.
- No, I mean, I liked the drug dealer a lot
and I was sad that he died.

(47:47):
- Yeah, because of his character.
- Did you like him because he was hot?
- I liked his character.
I thought he was like,
"I was just checking, man, man."
- Here we go.
- Oh, here's the tangent about how the ferryman
was beautiful in gochip.
- Listen.
- You want to fuck him?
- I like bad guys.
- Sue me.
- At least you liked his character.
I just looked at him and was like,

(48:08):
"Oh, pretty."
And what he had to,
what was he doing?
I mean, I know that he worked for some sort of like
greenery company or whatever.
And at some point, he was holding a chainsaw
and he was like circling the van slowly.
That was on.
What was that about?
- I think he did like landscaping.
- Oh, we lost Kelly.
- Kelly.

(48:29):
- My mother lost her phone.
- And that's why you put your phone on do not disturb.
- This is when we witnessed the divorce.
- No, I always joke around the only way I'm leaving
this relationship in a body bag
'cause she's gonna kill me.
- I wish the ginger had killed more people.
Like, who do you wish she had killed?
- Dad.
- Wow, dude, fuck.

(48:51):
Like, fuck everyone else, that dad's got to go.
- I wish she killed the mom next door,
the one that was screeching about the dog in the beginning.
- Yeah, I would have loved to have seen that.
That was such a good setup in the beginning
for her to come back and she never did.
- Yeah.
There was a lot of characters in that movie
that they just showed and just never did.
- It had to have been a non-union gig.

(49:12):
I think that they just had people come in for an under five
and we're like, that's it.
- Here's your $25 gift card to Tim Hortons.
Go have fun.
- Here's your big Mac file.
- Well, they shot it all in six weeks.
- It shows.
- Pretty quickly.
They're like, you're in, okay, you're out.
Okay, you're in, okay, you're out.
- Honestly, I was impressed that they shot it in six weeks
because I thought they shot it in under one.

(49:34):
- This isn't a home movie.
- I thought it was a school project.
- It almost felt like giving an amateur film student
a camera and it's like, go.
- This is your senior project.
- This is your project.
- It really was the two girls telling the story
of their life in high school when they were in college

(49:54):
doing a student film.
- Yeah, absolutely.
I found it really interesting.
The guy who directed this, John Foss,
that he directed a lot of Orphan Black,
which is an exceptional show, unlike this.
He said, "I know that I wanted to make a metamorphosis movie
"and a horror film.
"I also knew that I wanted to work with girls."
What kind of quote is that?
What does that mean?

(50:15):
- Okay, that sounds a little, I'm sorry.
- It sounds a little predatory.
- Yeah, he's like, yeah.
- Yeah, there's something going on there.
And now it alludes to the fact that the boobs on the wolf
were really a problem as well, you know?
- It's okay.
- There was a problem on set.
The director kept stealing the werewolf.
(laughing)
- He kept taking it home, he kept checking it out

(50:35):
like a library card.
Oh, I'll return it at the end of the week, I swear.
- The latex boobs are getting weird, I gotta bring out.
- I wanna know who was in the wolf costume.
Like, do you think it was Ginger?
- Oh, I know.
- No, it wasn't.
- I like to believe it was a higher gymnast,
like gymnast that like can do like weird contortions
and stuff, but was told to just act like a dog.

(50:55):
- Or what if they got like, they're like,
"Oh, let's look at our local ad for puppy play
and get that guy."
- Okay.
- When you were watching it, were you at any point?
Like, God, I wish we had picked a different film.
- I definitely killed it, definitely did.
(laughing)
- In the last like maybe 20 minutes,
I was like, why the fuck did we pick this?
- Then I was like, you know what?

(51:17):
Out of the two, I chose this one.
- I gave her the option.
- I was like, that's on me.
- That's on me.
- I picked purposely a good film and a trashy film.
And of course, we ended with one that.
- But this podcast wouldn't be good if we were watching birds.
Like, let's be honest.
Like, ginger snapped.
It has a trilogy.
- It was the right choice.

(51:38):
- It was the right choice.
- I just, what I really hope is that we inspire everyone
to watch this film because it was literally the worst movie
I've seen in probably 20 years.
- Did you see the--
- I've recommended it.
- Did you see the rating it got on Rotten Tomatoes
of a 90?
- No, it didn't.
- Yeah.
- Shut up.
- Yeah.
It got a 90 on Rotten Tomatoes.

(51:59):
- And I think it was peer reviewed and it had a 48,
which I loved.
Two drastic differences.
- Yeah, I don't even know how much they spent the budget
on the Rotten Tomatoes.
- Yeah, they paid people off.
- Apparently this was the fifth highest grossing Canadian film
in 2001.
- Well, that tells you the stock in their film economy.

(52:20):
- Oh my gosh.
- No.
- Did you know another fun fact?
This is actually, Meryl Streep quotes this movie a lot
in her preparation work for Sophie's Choice.
And after she watched this film, she said,
"Let's go back.
I would like to kill both the kids."
(laughs)
- That was crazy.
- I fucking love Meryl Streep for that.

(52:41):
- I made that one.
- What an eye, that is not real.
That is not true at all.
That is not like Meryl Streep.
- I was like, "Danny knew, Danny was like,
"I'm not gonna stop this."
- What an eye-cow bullshit immediately.
- All it is.
- Imagine Meryl Streep sitting down watching that.
That whole hour and 48 minutes.
And just after that, I was like,
I would have killed both.
I would have totally believed it.

(53:02):
- Also, Rosie O'Donnell's quoted saying,
"This scared me out of being a lesbian."
- Which to go off of that.
- Oh, really?
How?
- Where these dishes?
- No, no, no.
- But like, I felt like the sisters
kind of had like a insesstuous thing.
- Oh, yeah.
- And I don't know.
- They did.

(53:22):
- Yeah.
- There was weird sexual tension.
- There was weird sexual tension.
- There was like, this game of thrones?
- Yeah, Bridget was a little too obsessed.
Bridget was literally like tracking her period
and like all of this stuff.
And I was like, I don't think that's coming
from a place of tracking a werewolf.
- Yeah.
- She was obsessed.
- She was like, "You're ovulating."
- Yeah, she's ovulating.
You gotta stop.
- She's ovulating.
- Like, who does that?

(53:43):
- Yeah, why didn't anyone pick that as their favorite quote?
'Cause that was so unhinged.
She literally was telling people,
she's ovulating.
- Then asked her later,
did you have unprotected sex liquid?
Like, "Fucking mom, shut up."
- Yeah.
- Now, we're gonna get away from the movie.
I think we beat it like a dead horse.
Why did you guys decide that you're gonna do the podcast?
Like, what was the impetus behind that?

(54:05):
What made you wanna do it?
- It actually was my idea.
- Oh.
- I just wanted to, this is gonna sound really fucking corny.
- No, it won't.
Well, like it.
- I wanted to take a hobby of my wife's
and like embrace it a little bit
'cause we always talk about like,
involving each other in our hobbies.
And I was just like, you know, she really likes harm.

(54:26):
We'd be like, let me try to get involved
in that a little bit.
- That's so sweet.
- He told me the, his idea,
'cause we made jokes for years
about making a podcast about things that we loved.
And he was like, "All right, hear me out.
What if we made a podcast about watching horror movies?"
But I'm watching them.
And I was like, "Oh, that is interesting."

(54:47):
And I was like, "You know what?
I think it would be good to get tyranny on
because she's like, "Hey, tyranny and I
have known each other since we were little kids,
grown up, been friends forever."
And we both been horror fans
and she kind of has like that background in cinematography
and like knowing a lot more about movies that we do.

(55:08):
We just kind of sound stupid when we're describing.
But tyranny has knowledge.
- I gave a great synopsis.
It's interesting.
- I went to film school.
That's why I'm on the podcast.
I went to film school.
- That's the only reason.
- Just step on our friendship.
- You know, I love the dynamic between the three of you.
And it's, you all have very distinct voices.
So it's obvious who's talking.
You know, sometimes when you listen to a podcast

(55:30):
with multiple people, you get lost in the mix.
And you guys balance each other out really well.
It's really a fun thing.
- I would hope being the only guy that my voice
wouldn't sound like them.
- Oh my gosh.
- I think I'd be more concerned if my voice sounded like you.
- Oh yeah, that's true.
- I do think you should incorporate a bird
every single episode though.
- Like the background of me just becomes more

(55:50):
and more unhinged with birds.
- Yeah, every episode.
- Oh, cool, cool.
- We just start including the little bird noises
through the episode.
- So what are your kind of your goals for the podcast?
What are you, like, are you gonna bring on other people?
Are you gonna do guests on it?
- Yeah, I think once I would like to consider
bringing guests on in the second season.

(56:12):
- Me too.
- Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
- This is only going on the second season, not the first.
- You're mad, dude. - Oh good.
- The first season is only me.
(laughing)
- Just talking to yourself.
- I did do that once.
I did do an episode where I talked to myself.
It was riveting.
- But I think what I'd like to do is when we bring guests
on depending on how comfortable they are,

(56:35):
but I'd like for people to come on to watch a movie,
the scariest movie they had watched as a kid
under the age of 13.
Like what movie truly frightened you as a kid
and either made you love horror movies or hate horror movies.
And that's the movie that we watch and discuss.
- I'd be cool.
I didn't think of that.
- That's a really good hook.

(56:55):
You need to do that.
That is really a good one.
What's the movie that hooked you into horror
in the first place off of that question?
- I would say that the first horror movie I remember
watching as a kid was actually Chuck E.
But I didn't have the same effect on me that it had on Jeff.
- Was it so funny that you fell in love with horror
because of Chuck E and Jeremy hated horror because of Chuck E.

(57:18):
- Yeah, I mean, I remember watching like slasher things
and I used to watch CSI when I was a little kid
and that truck, like survivor.
I just, yeah.
I was like, oh, this is great.
And then I just kind of kept watching Goosebumps.
Are you afraid of the dark?
- It's terrified me as a kid.
- Dude, we watched, we watched this in nobsis of

(57:39):
- On such a fucking baby.
- Is it, is it, it's Goosebumps?
- No, no.
- Well, the Goosebumps, but there was the other one,
the Nickelodeon show.
- Are you afraid of the dark?
- Yeah.
We watched a synopsis of one of the episodes
and he actually got scared watching the YouTube synopsis
of the episode.
- Please record him reacting to that
because that is so funny.

(57:59):
- We have been recording him watching the episodes
but our camera kind of killed like halfway through
at some of the episodes.
So we'll post bits, but I would definitely like to do
like short horror films on YouTube as like a side
special one day and just watch him in real time react
'cause it is pretty amusing.

(58:20):
- Oh yeah, that would be hilarious.
- Oh, if you're in a room with me watching horror movies,
- You just get mad.
- I get like, I go through all of the emotions at once.
- We're making you grieve.
Okay, we're at the very end of this here.
Plug your podcasts really quickly.
- So we are from Horan, the hesitant podcast.
We review horror movies with a bit of a twist.

(58:40):
- Tyranny and I have been horror lovers since we were kids
and Jeremy here is a horror hater learning to love horror.
New episodes every Tuesday on Spotify,
check us out on Instagram,
horror and the hesitant Twitter, Facebook,
eventually TikTok.
- And we should have Apple podcasts set up.
- Good, yeah, it takes a second for it to go through.

(59:01):
Okay, you plugged your podcast now, unplug your podcast.
- Okay, bye.
(laughing)
- No, it's genuinely going to time us out right now,
so that's actually excellent.
(laughing)
- I loved having you guys on.
I hope you had fun.
- Oh, I did, we had a lot of fun.
- We hope to have you join us.

(59:22):
- Yeah, start thinking of your, you know, most scary stuff.
- It would be the ring.
The ring is the one we'd have to follow.
- Oh, that's so good.
- That scared me so badly as a kid.
- And I am fucking doing that.
- Jeremy's already looking at me like, no, please don't.
- Sorry Jeremy.
(laughing)
- I was at my grandma's house watching it

(59:42):
and literally the phone rang and she played along
like it was the movie.
- Oh fuck her.
- Don't say fuck my grandma.
Oh my god, you're like, that's a dick move.
(laughing)
- Thanks so much for tuning in on this very special Halloween
episode.
We really loved having the horror and the hesitant on
and we hope to do more crossover episodes.

(01:00:04):
So thank you again Kelly, Jeremy and Tyranny
from the horror and the hesitant you can listen
to that podcast wherever you stream.
This one and it is also on those platforms.
I don't know why I'm talking 500 miles per hour.
Chris Kappa-Chan, you're fired.
Thanks for listening.
Everybody be safe out there.
It is Halloween weekend.
Go have so much fun, so much candy,
but don't forget to brush your teeth after it
because we don't play.
Next week is gonna be a very special episode.

(01:00:26):
We're gonna be talking about, it is a veteran's holiday.
You're gonna have a gay, former marine on to talk all the things.
I didn't know why I'm British, all of a sudden,
but don't ask me and I won't tell you.
And speaking of Halloween, we've only got like
a week left in the selection, so get all your troops
together and go vote because it's gonna be a really

(01:00:46):
scary time for us here if you don't.
(laughing)
Okay, little threat never hurt anyone.
Okay, I don't know if that's how we wanna end it.
(screaming)
Oh, that was fun, you guys.
Not everybody, not being enthused at all
when I say that, God, glad I could torture you.
I did my little hippie.

(01:01:08):
hippie.
I'm kinda still thinking about the wig.