Angry Alan Podcast

Is Trump Trying to Be King? Angry Alan Sounds the Alarm.
In this explosive episode, Angry Alan doesn’t hold back. 
What starts as a rant turns into a chilling warning: President Donald J. Trump isn’t acting like a president—he’s behaving like a man who wants a throne. Alan breaks down what he sees as a dangerous pattern of overreach, power grabs, and ego-driven decisions that could push the U.S. closer to authoritari...

Marriage: it starts with great potential… and often ends in total chaos. In this brutally honest episode, Alan takes on relationships—He dives into celibacy’s, dating, “pay to play,” and how you just can’t f**ing win* when it comes to love.

From ages 30 to 70, Alan unpacks the COVID-era relationship breakdowns—especially how lockdowns pushed already-shaky marriages over the edge. He shares what he's learned from both friend...

Alan is angry about religious programming, the absurdity of selling salvation like a late-night infomercial.

This is a can't miss episode unloading on The Pope, politics, and the holy mess poor Texas Tim's story of, walking into a church that tells him “We don’t take cash.”

Alan shares the time he crossed paths with Jerry Seinfeld, trading thoughts “Don’t live in the misery of everyday life.”

Finally, things take a personal t...

Alan's back—and he's armed with a list and zero patience.
In this unfiltered episode, we kick things off with a flaming hot take: "There are no thought leaders" (spoiler alert: he’s not wrong). Then it’s wheels up on a turbulent rant about kids on airplanes and why terrible parenting is the real problem.

He teases the "Ultimate Grifter" (coming soon 👀), calls out The Free Look for being a scam, and digs into a chaotic w...

Buckle up. This episode is filled with real life ridiculous with Alan wanting a simple tire change and what happens at the car dealership sets the tone for a no-holds-barred episode. 

From there, he dives into the Elon Musk vs. Donald Trump feud and why it’s the circus America didn’t ask for but totally deserves.

Alan doesn't hold back on the ICE raids in California.

Raw commentary on Trump and Epstein files, Elon’s overf...

This week, Alan takes a follicle-focused journey into the brutal realities of aging—because one day you're brushing your thick mane, and the next you're Googling "best hats for thinning hair."  Plus, he scrolls through his phone to share some hilarious (and slightly concerning) candid photos of people “in the wild” who remind us all that aging isn’t for the faint of heart.
Wrinkles, bald spots, and questionable fashion ...

This episode kicks off with a heartfelt viewer question: What’s the difference between being angry and being bitter—and how do you know which one you are? Our hosts unpack the emotional weight of both and get real about what it means to carry resentment in a world that keeps testing your patience.

Then it’s time to spin the Wheel of Wild Rants! 🌀 Each spin unlocks a new, unpredictable topic:

🏈 Sports – The overhyped athlet...

This week, Alan is fired up over the ridiculous cost of having fun. From Taylor Swift concert tickets that cost more than rent to sporting events that require a small loan just to park, nothing escapes his wrath. Why are we paying $18 for a beer and $400 to sit in the nosebleeds? Have we all lost our minds—or just our money?

Whether it’s hidden fees, VIP scams, or $75 t-shirts, Alan’s asking the big question:

When did fun be...

In this jet-lagged meltdown of a travel episode, Alan rips into everything from airlines and rental car ripoffs to the mystery of how a $600 trip ballooned to $1,600. He shares a chaotic Spain story, vents about tipping in Europe, complains about walking a “zillion miles,” and recounts how he was nearly denied boarding because—you guessed it—you can’t get on a plane while bleeding.
Oh—and should you even travel with fam...

Welcome to the third episode of the Angry Alan Show Podcast. In this episode, host Alan Topchik is joined by his longtime friend Tim, a born-and-bred Texan, as they embark on a mission to become “Unangry Alan” by unpacking the everyday absurdities that fuel our frustrations. From the myths of Southern hospitality to the impersonal takeover of technology and the tangled world of tipping, Alan and Tim dive headfirst into the...

Welcome to the latest episode of The Angry Alan Show Podcast. In this episode, host Alan is joined by co-host Tim, and Alan declares he is "exceptionally F***ING ANGRY." Together, they explore the everyday absurdities and systemic frustrations that fuel our rage, exploring whether anger is a necessary tool for survival and if there's any path towards becoming "unangry" in a maddening world.

Topics Covered:

• Navigating int...

Welcome to the premier episode of the Angry Alan Podcast. In this episode, host Alan, joined by "polar opposite" friend Texas Tim, embarks on a mission to become "Unangry Alan" by confronting the everyday absurdities that fuel our frustrations.

Topics Covered:

• The infuriating myth of the "unsubscribe" button and the endless cycle of junk email.
• Navigating the maddening maze of customer service phone calls, from automated ...