Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa.

Mental Health—Messy, Memeable, and (Still) Worth Talking About
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From Tokyo to Toronto, millennials are losing our collective minds—and this time, it’s not just the algorithm’s fault. In this brutally honest, chaotically comforting episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, the gang (Peter, Shaun, and Carissa) dives deep into the global mental health crisis with stats, spirals, and sarcasm.

We’re talking:

• 🌍 Why menta...

🎧 Hot Girl Walks and Internalized Misogyny
This week, we lace up our sneakers and take a long, emotionally loaded stroll through the twisted world of fitness culture, social media, and—yep—internalized misogyny. From silent cardio competition at the gym to the curated chaos of “Hot Girl Walk” TikToks, we unpack how societal pressure turns wellness into performance, and how influencers, capitalism, and diet culture kee...

Welcome to the courtroom of chaos, where the judge is petty, the jury is hungover, and the only law we follow is vibes. In this episode, the Apocalypse & Avocados crew dives headfirst into the depths of Reddit’s infamous Am I the Asshole (AITA) subreddit—and spoiler alert: everyone kind of sucks.

From a dry wedding where guests had to secretly pay for booze, to a vegan dinner party ambushed by meat-eaters, we’re dissect...

The Gag Order | Drag Race All-Stars Reactions, Reviews & Pride Commentary

Get ready to gag! The Gag Order is your go-to playlist for hilarious and honest reactions to RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars. Join our queer millennial hosts as they break down each episode with fashion critiques, entrance look reviews, and hot takes on your favorite drag queens.

We cover everything from runway themes and lip-sync battles to the impac...

💸 We Can’t Afford to Cry Anymore (It’s Dehydrating)
Welcome to late-stage capitalism, where avocados cost $3.29 and therapy is $180/hour—if you’re lucky. With Carissa recovering from sticker shock in the egg aisle, Shaun and Peter spiral into the absolute absurdity of trying to exist in a world where rent is a joke, healthcare is a scam, and your favorite cereal is now a luxury item.

From $28 pizzas to suspiciously sma...

🎧  Pride Across The Map: How We Celebrate Around the World!🌈

Pack your glitter passport and emotional support fan—this week on Apocalypse & Avocados, we’re boarding a rainbow rocket to explore Pride around the world. From the riotous roots of Stonewall to the boat parades of Amsterdam and yodeling queens in Switzerland, we’re diving deep into how LGBTQ+ communities celebrate, resist, and sparkle across the globe.

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Work got you spiraling? Family driving you wild? Pride month just around the corner and you’re already emotionally overdrawn? Same, Doomscrollers.

This week, Shaun, Peter, and Carissa are serving up a mess of work horror stories, family legends, and vacation chaos—plus a glitter-drenched preview of Pride season. From greasy bosses and group chat drama to ferry rides from hell and poolside confessions, we’re sharing our most...

Think your group chat is messy? This week, the Doomscrollers are diving into the wild world of emotional labor, friendship boundaries, and the art of surviving unsolicited vent sessions—without losing your mind (or your snacks). Expect unfiltered rants, relatable chaos, and a twist you won’t see coming.

Join Peter and the crew as they unpack the real talk behind being everyone’s emotional support human, why setting boun...

No Filter, Just Feelings (and F-bombs)
In this delightfully unfiltered episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, your favorite trio—Carissa, Peter, and Shaun—peel back the perfectly filtered layers of social media to talk real authenticity in the age of clout-chasing. From TikTok trends and music culture to the emotional chaos of parenting and the hot mess that is current events, they serve up laughs, rants, and some unflin...

Eco-Anxiety and Other Things I Can’t Recycle

Is the planet burning or is that just our anxiety again? (Spoiler: it’s both.)

In this chaotic, cathartic episode, the hosts unpack eco-anxiety, corporate greenwashing, and the emotional spiral of trying to save the world with a reusable tote. From personal sustainability fails to pop culture hypocrisy, we dive into why recycling your oat milk carton won’t fix ExxonMobil—but hey, ...

ChatGPT Take the Wheel (and Crash It)
💥 Technology is taking over. And honestly? It's kind of judging you.

From your morning playlist to your doomscrolling addiction, AI is everywhere—and in this episode, we’re side-eying it from every angle. The Apocalypse & Avocados crew dives headfirst into how artificial intelligence is messing with our relationships, our productivity, our sanity… and yes, even our gym routines...

Subscription Spiral: Broke, Confused, Subscribed
In this episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, the hosts tumble headfirst into the modern hellscape known as the subscription economy—where everything from your favorite shows to your weather app demands a monthly fee, and somehow you’re still watching ads. 🫠

From streaming services that cost more than cable to forgotten fitness apps quietly draining your bank account, we...

Minisode: Gym Bros VS. Therapy Chats
Because sometimes the only reps we’re getting in are emotional.

In our very first Apocalypse & Avocados minisode, Carissa dives headfirst into the barbell-laden battleground between mental health and physical fitness. Joined by Peter and Shaun (aka the chaotic support group you didn’t ask for), the trio unpacks big questions like: Is therapy leg day for your brain? Can protein sh...

We said what we said—and yes, we do judge. In this episode of Apocalypse and Avocados, the gang unleashes a symphony of side-eyes and savage truth bombs as they spiral through their biggest pet peeves—from flaky friends and ghosting gurus to pop culture chaos and social media nonsense. Nothing is safe: not that one friend who never shows up, not Ozempic influencers, not even Britney.

We’re talking queer-coded behaviors, fri...

Oops, My Petty Is Showing…

This week on Apocalypse and Avocados, we’re pulling back the curtain on our pettiest selves—and yes, it’s as chaotic as it sounds. From the silent treatment that screams volumes to the “accidental” office microwave sabotage, we’re diving deep into revenge stories, workplace pettiness, and the little indignities that push us over the edge.

Why do we act petty? Does it feel good? (Spoiler: the answer...

Millennials Killed It, Gen Z Buried It, and Gen Alpha Will Probably Resurrect It
In this generational roast (with love), the hosts of Apocalypse & Avocados unpack the blame game between millennials, Gen Z, and the up-and-coming Gen Alpha. From Crocs to capitalism, department store deaths to digital dominance, we dive into how each generation shaped — or shattered — fashion trends, work culture, environmental norms, ...

✨ In this episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, we’re dragging zodiac signs, blaming Mercury retrograde for our bad decisions, and using the stars as scapegoats for... pretty much everything. Accountability? Never heard of her.

We’re spilling tea on birth charts, messy relationships, and why millennials and Gen Z treat astrology like a cosmic coping mechanism. From tarot tantrums to spiritual glow-ups, it’s a chaotic ride t...

This week on Apocalypse & Avocados, things get juicy—and a little unhinged. Peter, Carissa, and Shaun are joined by a very special guest: Peter’s bestie and ex-boyfriend Martin. What could go wrong? (Spoiler: everything, and we’re here for it.)

We’re diving headfirst into the flaming dumpster fire that is modern dating. From chaotic hookup horror stories to friendship fallouts and online dating disasters, no topic is of...