AYG Goes Hollywood! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wait one second, gang, We can't leave La until we
tell you that we're gonna be in Burlington, and we're
gonna be in Boston.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
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Speaker 3 (00:07):
Live show has been great. Back on the Block tour,
Get the homies, get the bozos.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
Let's see it in Welcome.

Speaker 5 (00:13):
So another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show
where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy
individuals or absolute trash. Now Here are your hosts, Kevin
Ryan and h Foley.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Hey everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
This is our You Garbage. It's that little show we
sit down to your favorite comedians and we find that
out to good, to be classy, yeah, well to just
a big old piece of trash. I'm your host age Holly,
coming at you on a beautiful day from Hollywood, California.
We're tucked up here in the Hollywood Hills an toty

(00:53):
last night bit by a rattlesnake. My co host is
coming at you from right next to me. He is
the CEO of Are You Garbage? He is an international
businessman of my best Pal and all wide Waald and
I love him. Give it up her kJ, Kevin James, Ryan, everybody,
what up?

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Gang?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Shout out to you as always, Thanks for thanks for
tuning in. Please make sure your review subscribing items. Full
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And the boys are doing all right.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
We're doing all right.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Uh and obviously the greatest website of all time.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
You play your little computer, little phone or old desktop,
whatever you got www dot Patreon dot com, slash are
you garbage? You go over there, get oh that bonus.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Contact Gang, And as you can see, we're out on
the road here. We're doing the Back on the Block tour.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
We were in San fran we were in Portland, we
were in Seattle, and then we finished up the five
day run with the sold out show in Brea, California.
So we're staying out here for a little week out
in Tinseltown. We're hanging out and we got two of
our absolute best with us sitting to my immediate right,
the host with the most New York comedian, one of
the funniest guys out there, Colin Chamberlain everybody, and of

(01:55):
course we have our Ashkenaji kid over here. One of
the stars of the Root sixty six tour. Give it
up for Sam rubin Off.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Everybody a writer and producer, extraordinary.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Writer and producer, extraordinary. You got just some heat on
those on those cartoons, baby.

Speaker 6 (02:12):
Yeah, cyber schmuck. Check them out. They're great little talking cars.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Thanks for turning in.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, I get my meal now, alright, I'm done. How
I got my check from?

Speaker 4 (02:25):
How long did these typically go?

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I got poor in an hour?

Speaker 4 (02:30):
But that is one thing I wanted to bring up.
What's that Sam? He's going? Samy's been moving a little
rogue this week.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
You got a little schmitz on you by the way down, Hey,
you got a schmkel That's what it's the foam.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
They put foam in the coffee out here. It's like
whipped cream.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
You believe that the stuff there? He streaks out.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
By the way, I had a bagel from Dialogue Cafe
this morning, just as good as one of New York.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
And so I'm saying, okay, all right, meet me at can.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
He's you're going to, Sam, He's going to your family's
house out here? Yeah, for a party.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
No, that's what it's for. It's for the holiday.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
No, No, we're definitely that's what I'm What would it
take for us to roll in scladdy.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Break a couple of chairs.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
Well, here's the thing. I actually I gotta I gotta
give a.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Hold the bacon.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
All right, guys, good to see you. Hey you're doing.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
I got a little trope because I was like, is
my mom people my mom's age right, my mom's cousin,
she's great, and uh, I was like, yeah, I'm in
I I think I have Tuesday Wednesday night free. You know,
you want to you want to catch up. And she
was like, well Wednesdays, I'm Kapoor, so we're not doing that.
So I got a little bit.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Of you got a little bit of you should you
didn't even know the high higher finer to hang out on.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Push or you got an escape plane.

Speaker 6 (03:48):
No, it was more like you should know better and you.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Should have asked me to hang out.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
But can you not go over to their house on
Coport and sit and solemn with them?

Speaker 6 (03:56):
Well here's the thing. Wednesday's Colne Trade the night before
you Caport.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
So it's like me, Dre, yeah, is that a DJ?

Speaker 6 (04:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Saw that guy in Abtha are gonna be there?

Speaker 7 (04:13):
That's a fun party everyone.

Speaker 6 (04:19):
You know a guy there? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Okay, wait, so you can't go over there and hang out.

Speaker 6 (04:24):
No, I can, but she probably has plans with like
the members of her congregation whatever.

Speaker 7 (04:29):
Whatever.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
It's only hey, you want to catch a movie on
fucking Christmas Eve.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
Or on Friday?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
You know?

Speaker 6 (04:35):
Yeah, and so it's like, all right, I guess it's default.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
You gotta go over there tonight.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
Yeah, it's a casual dinner.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Yeah, are you bringing anything?

Speaker 6 (04:41):
Here's the thing. So I was thinking about.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
It, hop and get a halla.

Speaker 6 (04:47):
We called out here, I would saying, well, because it's like,
there's no she knows I'm in town. Right, If you're
coming from your own home, you bring you offer to
bring dessert.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
This is a long way to go around not getting
I think I'm getting a thirty dollars.

Speaker 7 (05:05):
We get it. You're not bringing anything. Message.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
I didn't check a bay.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Here's a lawn chair from the airbnb.

Speaker 8 (05:16):
They can get what they want whenever they want. Why
should I they live out here?

Speaker 2 (05:20):
That's good, Thank sama.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Back on the block T shirt. I got you some
koozies if you guys want them.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Were laying around the.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Studio, Okay, and how far away is it? Is it
at her house?

Speaker 6 (05:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Can we go? Nice house apartment?

Speaker 3 (05:38):
But one of the nice it's a nice it's a
nice California la.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Oh is it they do? Well?

Speaker 6 (05:44):
Yeah, of course they do.

Speaker 8 (05:45):
If you have to bring one person from the squad
with you as a guest, who would you bring?

Speaker 6 (05:50):
Not? Fully?

Speaker 7 (05:51):
Why?

Speaker 2 (05:52):
I thought you, dude, they love me? I don't mean
like that depends they would love me.

Speaker 6 (05:56):
It depends on which folio I'm getting.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Which folly do you want? I can pull him up.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
I'm a man of many mess Yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Tell me what folly you want?

Speaker 6 (06:04):
I want fully the uh, the garous alcoing guy, and
not not the one who is second guessing everything and
making everybody nervous because we got enough.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
I think you just invited him, sugar water, You sugar
gonna like me? Yeah? Did they say something?

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Hey, Ruben, I don't think your aunt likes me.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Slip me twenty. I'll give it to her.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
I need cocaine get him back.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Yeah. I think I would have to defer to Luke
on that one. That Luke lukan blame me.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
You bring me the wow them, I'll do the bits,
I'll do the whole nine yards.

Speaker 6 (06:45):
I listen again, if I was a guaranteeman that I'm getting.

Speaker 7 (06:52):
No, it seems it seems very Jesus.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Rub off. What's on the menu.

Speaker 6 (06:57):
I have no idea just what's what's typically.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
On the men? You going into yam Kapor? Is this
a good one? Or is just fucking the you know,
the the mots and stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (07:07):
What's over?

Speaker 6 (07:08):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Love it?

Speaker 6 (07:09):
Yeah, yam Kapor will the day of Young Kapoor's bad
because you're fasting, So there's nothing.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
I'm out, full ex out. I think your whole religion
don't make.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
No sense, not even one mon so for.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
You guys are a little kooky, this whole not eating
over the Knights of Columbus.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
If you need it, Yeah, take Luke for that.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yeah, that's that's that's a little LOOKI can operate in
those situations.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
I think Diesel Ryan could do it.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Diesel can acclimate pants. He sits, he sits like a weirdo, but.

Speaker 6 (07:43):
No sweatpants. But we could do it.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
I know you can't be sitting Indian style in a
dirty Jewish getting touching.

Speaker 7 (07:49):
He'd be touching all the furniture.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Is this hop It feels like Yeah, Brian's been walking
around the air bing b getsing what all the furniture?

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Can I say this, Kippy, you've outdone yourself. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
As the bozos in a homies now when we go
on the road, Kip he likes to splurge on the
boys a little bit.

Speaker 7 (08:05):
You know.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
We like to, we like to live in it. We
like to you know, enjoy it.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
And if there's something wrong, I hear it right away.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah, it's a long way from the fucking trap house
you had to send in Baltimore where I had to
go and get a hotel.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
That's one we pulled up, but we didn'tven get out
of the car. There's there's a guy on fentanyl sleep.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
No, I don't think he was.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
We pulled in and didn't even get out of the car.
It was dicey.

Speaker 6 (08:30):
I did mcgoobies with you once.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
No, it wasn't that, though it might have been. I
forget it might have been that. Yeah, that was way
back in the That was when we were building the studio.
We were building toodies right.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
Yeah, I don't remember staying.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
A were shooting the wire down there. I'll be over
at Capitol Hill bother me.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
One thing I noticed we've all everybody's been living together
very well, right, we always do. Man, it's you know,
I mean, yeah, we're all good friends.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
You know.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
It's it's it's very Uh, it's been good. One thing
I did notice this morning upstairs is me fully.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
This isn't about you. It's me fully.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Although you pooped up there yesterday and I dude, I
literally the bathroom isn't in the.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Hallway and I go three houses over.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Dude, you get on the first step like you're down
here in the hallway and.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
I'm like, what the heck is even that night up there? Man,
the Jews would love you in the house. I'm sorry,
I'll pay for that. It was how much ran can
make this?

Speaker 1 (09:31):
You step on that first step, you turned into a
fucking ghost hunter. But there was something impure in this house.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
But it was like I was like, dude, it was,
and I get it. I'm not judging. I'm not judging.
We're living a you know, get some day drinking. We've
got the burritos going, got the break. I'm not I'm
not judging, but it was and I was also doing them.
But I got my own. I got to my bathrooms
a little a little more removed.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
I don't want to gross anybody out, but I'm on
the ZEP bound. I took my fourth shot.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
I have to supplement that with metamucials so I don't
have the same issues I had when I was on
e Z. I got to push all the way through
on this one. So I'm doing my support stuff. I
got my probiotics, I got my prebiotics. Sure, I got
my metamusel. I'm drinking a lot of water. I'm getting
good night's sleep.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Oh yeah, you're doing great.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
I was just asturbating again, not things.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Things are looking at. There a security deposit.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
That's actually what you smell.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
But Sam, I don't know if you do this every day,
your beds made Ooh.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
I was gonna say that. I peeked in there. I
thought you were laying in bed, wrapped up with the
sheet over.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Your ead and make your bed in the morning. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
I started doing that when, uh, about a year and
a half ago, I got in a fight with my
girlfriend and she was like, the bed's always a mess
when you get out, and it was like it was
like one of those iceberg, the Tivioty iceberg where you
don't do enough around here things. So I started making
the bed every morning I wake up.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
I I makes you feel good. They say that makes
you feel good?

Speaker 6 (10:52):
I do that and then I empty the dishwasher. That's
the two things I do.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Did you do that down here?

Speaker 6 (10:57):
No, I'm on vacation.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
So are you doing?

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Ryan's doing the dishes every night before we go up.
I'm saying, that's great. The two mornings I went to
get mugs clean down went that. I said that die
Offs is lock the fuck in.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
He's I think for when you actually do slice my
throat in the middle of the night, it will have
been worth it because you are on point with everything.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
It's been fantastic. You're killing it out here, buddy, and
very funny, doing a very good job with that.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Luke, you can pick up some a little bit of slack, okay.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Luke ordered his Chinese breakfast yesterday. That was me.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
I found that place. You found that place? Huh, Holy,
you're not a fan.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
You're about to denise because you're eating Asian eggs out
there and.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
They thank you.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
You know, we that was good. I don't know what
they were doing, some egg cream saw or something there.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
That was right. It's pretty bagging.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
We're little fourth curtain.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
We're you know, we're out here doing taking some Hollywood meetings.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Oh, we're gonna get into this a little bit. Why not?

Speaker 4 (12:08):
I mean it is we're an open book, open book family.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
It's just turned into a ted talk. I'm not to handle.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
The city's dead business meeting.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
I was a little brash.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
And what you know, you're you're standing up for yourself.
You said you were going in with a game plan. Yeah,
and you did stick to that. I was it was
fucking around. It was the guy's like him, Hi, I'm Steven.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
I'm gonna tell you what we want. I'll stop you
right there. This is what we want.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Guys were were still standing up, relaxed, sitting in the lobby.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Then you go back to an office. Huh.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
We walked into one I think it was it was
another guy.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
I don't think he was.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
I don't know that guy didn't know that we were
coming for a meeting. And he asked who we were
and fully men not that happy? Fully, guy goes, who
were you?

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Fully? Just like oh man?

Speaker 4 (13:02):
I said man as well as well called diesel.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, over over the couch and who you guys? Who
you guys here to see what who are here to see? Huh,
you're about to see a doctor?

Speaker 4 (13:14):
All right, zip it, you're about to see doctor Ruberno,
give me the.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Code for the bathroom. I gotta take a wicked one.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
I'm all back on a meta musial.

Speaker 7 (13:25):
Sorry, certain no public restrooms. We have a meeting.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
That's an I was invited here.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
We're taking a meeting. We're sitting in front of We're
sitting in front of a we work bathroom. The guy's
coming in and out.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
There was like there's dudes like dropping diggers and they're
just like.

Speaker 7 (13:42):
Toilet behind.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Us. What our game plan is? It was?

Speaker 4 (13:49):
It was it if guys all live together too.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
We're very okay, we're very you know, we're not cut
out for Holly.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
We're we've bended a puppet show. We've seen in the strings.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Do you say that? Do you say that?

Speaker 2 (14:02):
You say that?

Speaker 4 (14:02):
I've heard you say that to a waiter. Hey, guys
like jerk me around. Sir, this is.

Speaker 7 (14:09):
We have two for twenty. It has never changed. Now
it's two for ten. Okay, sir, I am eighteen years old.
Please talk, Please let go.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
By the way, I noticed that he just ain't sizzling.

Speaker 7 (14:23):
I know they're not sizzling water. They're putting water.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Od plate, you covered that I've seen. Don't jerk me around.

Speaker 7 (14:31):
How many bone the wings are in here? I said
a dozen.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
I count eleven and a half. If that one don't count,
that's a little nub I was.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
I was atink.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
I was at the dinner with somebody what I think
my cousin, and I said, uh, something about the wings.
I was like, do you do that by wing or
do you do that by weight? Like weight of the portion.
And they left and my cousin's like, damn, dude, how
fat are you?

Speaker 4 (14:57):
Yeah, don't be screwing me.

Speaker 7 (14:59):
They bring the play whatever, you have a food scale.
You're like, I'll be the judge.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Let me hear this real quick. Yeah, they're charging me
for but mostly basket.

Speaker 7 (15:06):
You're bulls eight ounces. This is crazy.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Hamburger is supposed to be half a pound pre cooked.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
That got big when like I don't know if it
was just like a bit, like a viral bit or whatever,
but people were weighing the state because it'd be like
a fourteen ounce fil a. And then they had him
come out and start saying pre cooked. What a scumbag
It's like he's like, this is seven ounces, which doesn't
I guess that I think it would be. I guess
you cook out all the wall the moisture like cook
out that.

Speaker 7 (15:31):
Yeah, most things are measured by like raw weight.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah, what are we doing? You can't you can't start
doing that ship I just asked. I was just curious.

Speaker 7 (15:39):
That's how we measure fully by roll weight.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Before we pull the moisture out of him, before we
dry him out.

Speaker 8 (15:47):
We're aging him in the pool room like a steak.
He's got a little funk on him, but let him
go another week, another week.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
That's all you see them skin tags, that's all flavor.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Somebody goes in you going one in an little cheese,
whole whole things, just put it in there, just getting there.

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a kid too.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
You're doing great, though, I do have to say you're
doing great. I thought there was a killed you when
you had to chance. I don't know who you're talking
to when you say these things. Either someone's gonna get
easy to say in the meeting. I'm gonna get that
you say to today's me, you should have killed me. Hi,
I'm Henry and you should have killed me when you
had the chance.

Speaker 7 (19:06):
Okay, right.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
That I know, Yeah, we don't care, you know, and
this is a little bit of pandering, but the truth
we're out here, we're talking to some people, no one really,
you see, we tell them.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
We're moving weight and see if they want to see.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
If I gotta I gotta plug in Columbia.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, it's just what we'll be like.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
You know, most of our revenue stream comes from digital
and then uh, you know, we we do the road
that that that's a good portion of revenue. But then
we also have this passive revenue stream.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
Eight balls moving weight at Ecuador.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
See if they play ball, that's how you know.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
If he's like, you know, let's take this back to
the office, then we know we got a partner.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Sure, I do think we should have fun with one
of them. Where we Sam is our lawyer, we addressed,
We get Sam's suit, Sam's our lawyer. Diesel and uh
Colin are our security guard.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Congo gets his nickel.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Right, you're gonna fly back to New York. I'm sure I.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Get something on the ground that hard to believe.

Speaker 8 (20:07):
I think we could find it in La if you've
looked outside this way or that way.

Speaker 7 (20:12):
But I think we can find it.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
You got an UZI joined the yakuza.

Speaker 8 (20:17):
Dude, we drove around last night and I'm like, where
are we the walking Dead? It's crazy?

Speaker 3 (20:22):
We also, yeah, but I do think that would be
fun because but hold on, pimp, not to pander, but
because of the fucking homies and bozos in the fucking
army of garbage. It's like, we don't you know, we
were able to create everything we want to create and
give it right to you guys. So it's like, there's
not much people can do unless Netflix is listening can
give us a special how you doing? But other than that,

(20:45):
I wouldn't just say me Colin and Foley went out
for a couple of beverages last night.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Begged these guys to go drink with me.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
That's not the case, Yes it is.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
No.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
We got out of this meeting. I wanted to blow
off a little steam, get fucked up. I say, let's
head downtown. Let's find a dark, cold l a bar
that's serves screaming cold beers.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
This is where I have to push back.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
I said, yeah, I said, let's Luke wasn't going, Sam.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Wasn't going, let me.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
And Ryan wasn't going. So I go and Colin was
here at the house. I said, all right, well, let's
just go back to the house. We'll see what. We'll
grab Colin and we'll go out.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
That's what we did.

Speaker 7 (21:25):
You know, I know literally exactly what happened.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah, a good time.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
But you're in the but you're in the back screen.
Just drop me off, now, I go where do you
want to go?

Speaker 4 (21:33):
I don't know that's what you do.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
I just came out of that meeting.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
I was at the meeting.

Speaker 8 (21:38):
Too, on the other side of that meeting, and we
were all waiting here, like waiting on eggshells of like
whatever walks through this door, Like Luke's working on the computer,
I'm working on computer roots trying to get a lunch
order together, like staring panic to like get like, has
anyone heard from Diesel?

Speaker 7 (21:59):
Like what's going on? You have service?

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Like we're going to walk in through the door.

Speaker 7 (22:04):
We were trying to.

Speaker 8 (22:05):
Say you specifically, because whatever happened was going to determine
how the rest of the day and evening went.

Speaker 7 (22:12):
Because of me, not because of you, but because of
you know you. Rubes was ready. Rubes was like, I
don't care if they get the special or not.

Speaker 8 (22:26):
Someone ordered me a Chinese chicken salad. Chinese chicken salad,
you were so hungry. I love him, dude, don't get
me wrong. Well, you had one for breakfast.

Speaker 6 (22:37):
No, I had a protein bowl for breakfast. But I,
uh no, it's a good flavor. I don't eat dairyes,
so it's like a sure thing because they don't put
dairy in though, so.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
The Asian the Chinese don't do. I guess the Chinese
don't really do cheese, do they.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
They do do.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Okay, that's not the Chinese moving the goal post.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
In the argument Korean barbecue, we do cheese and corner
around the side. It's delicious.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
But I'm just saying that they're not. There's not a
cheese on most of the items you're getting.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Sure, it's not a big cheese culture, I think is
a fair assumption.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
I'll give you that Chinese cheese. Somebody give that a
Google luke.

Speaker 6 (23:13):
I'm sure they have it. But part of like the
American eye.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Yeah, it's not like you're not eating on sandwich.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
They put those little uh uh, what's it called La choi,
the little noodle, little crispy noodles in there.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
Yeah, sometimes they are the little little wanton things.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Yeah, oh, little want things. Forget about it. A little
choy noodles. I used to crush them when I was
a kid.

Speaker 8 (23:35):
Luke was defusing, walking a tightrope, trying to diffuse the situation.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Is weird because if me and Fully are gone, Luke
by proxy is in charge. Absolutely, not that he's not
that he's there's anything to be in charge of, but
he's the babysitting.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
He does want the authority to make purchase like it has.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
To go through. Notice.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
When he's the babysitter, he can be a little cunty.

Speaker 7 (24:00):
With Kenn's gone, I'm really enjoyed.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
He could be a little bit.

Speaker 7 (24:04):
He sent me to my room. You can't even do anything.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Actually go to your room and think about what you
with his boyfriend or something like that. And he hasn't called,
or the boyfriend's out of the party and he stuck babysitting.
He could be a little snooty, right, you wouldn't let
Sam order.

Speaker 8 (24:18):
He handled it very well away, I will he handled
it very very well. Of like like buying time. It
was like a veteran quarterback just trying to like run
out the plot like Rubs is like did you put
that order in? And Looke's like, no, I'm working on
the thing. The apps like not loaded.

Speaker 7 (24:36):
By in time. It was very well done.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
I meantime, this guy said, it's a five minute walk
and it's been a fifteen minute walk.

Speaker 7 (24:41):
Oh you're one of those.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Wait, so this is so we go out drinking, which
makes me even matter, I know, but he hold on,
we did this, I literally we did this yesterday. So
we meet we we like, as we said, meet Colin
and uh fully real quick, the frolic that's what we're getting,
you know, I'm saying downtown, that's what you what's great
bar ice cold beers.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
So literally what I was just setting up of us
going to the frolic room.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Go ahead.

Speaker 7 (25:07):
So it's a Chinese chicken and there's no dear, there's
no cheese in it.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
I've had cheese before.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
They do the little mandarin orange slices in there sometimes.

Speaker 6 (25:17):
Sometimes this one wasn't that good though, because it had
uh a ton of kale too much kales.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Let me take kale for breakfast. You can kick fucking rocks,
and I don't care what country you're from. Kale in
a salad stinks and get out of here. There's one
I like it in from like ch decoration, were eating holly,
but whatever, So we go friend of yours. So we
go to the frolic room. We find it searching dive bars,

(25:44):
we find the frolic Room, which we get in there
pitch black. It's like every you just feel at home.
You go, I know these people, I know you. But
also LA has its own kind of crunchiness. So LA
has its own kind of.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
Dirt, the West Coaster pack that we you know, we're
more East Coaster. You know, we can gauge those. Some
of those characters were a little.

Speaker 7 (26:06):
They come in you squirrel squirre keeping an eye on him,
that's for sure.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
So we gotta, we gotta.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
We got a little table in the corner back on
the wall, which you know the Jets, James move, check
check the perimeter.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
When there's uh, when there's older ladies at the bar
just hanging out, yeah, it's usually a dead giveaway.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Man. And there was one.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
She was older. She looked younger, but she was older.
When you got closer.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
You're talking about the one that was.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
In the white with the shoes kind of hot. Yeah,
she was. And dude, every dude.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
I saw a dude kiss her on the neck like
going in for you know, he was he was a barfly.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
She was a bar flight. He's a come here and
he was like doing this to.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Like get and she came in and he went, I
was all right right on her neck and I saw
her life.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Like everybody was a character in there. Dude. We saw
this dude.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
He was It was like something right out of Once
upon a Time in Hollywood. Tall, thin dude looked like
you can handle himself, like like a surfer, but runner
gray hair, the shorts, the grip shorts, and then the
fucking terminator to wrap jacket.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
We all clamped it without even saying anything.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
He's got a hat on, you know what I mean,
like some like Captain Matlabu hat something like that goes outside,
goes all the way down, sits and rips a heater
like he's fucking standing on set waiting for cruise to
show up.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Phenomenal.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
It was called Great Bar. But then while we were there,
we were like, is this uh, is this a gay bar?

Speaker 7 (27:33):
There's anything wrong with that?

Speaker 4 (27:34):
Not there's anything wrong with that, But we started looking
around with mostly dudes a lot of dudes, a lot
of dudes.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
There was like a rainbow thing, which was yeah, fine,
But and then frolic is a bit of a starting
to put it fancy a little bit, you know what
I mean. If you were like, i'd go. We started
putting two and two together. I was like, and I
put it in Google is frolic room. And first of all,
I gotta tell you whether it was or wasn't, I
wasn't going anywhere. Those beers were The bud wheer was

(28:00):
actually covered in ice.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
It was like nuts. It was sick.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
When I went to the bathroom my Bluetooth guys and
I was asking them.

Speaker 7 (28:09):
They confirmed it is not a gay bar.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yeah yeah, very trustworthy but pay well.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
But it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
And we hung out there for a good while. But
then we were going to go relocate. Big Man wanted
a little did dinner, a little snack or something, and
we did. You were trying to push for a restaurant,
which we do love. But me and me and you
drink a little differently. Me and Colin have our cycles
have synked.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
I mean, you guys shut it off. You guys turn
on when you guys start drinking, you turn the.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Hot water off. I always keep a little bit of
hot water running.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
It means you don't eat you guys, you want to
get all we're drinking.

Speaker 7 (28:47):
Don't mess with the buzz Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
How does that mess with the buzz down? You get
an appetized here, you get picked at it.

Speaker 7 (28:54):
Fall asleep, dude.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
I'm like, I can't go to I can't go to
a waiter and have a waiter starting regulating my consumption.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
You order two three beers at the time, but.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
Then they're sitting there getting warm.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
You I've bended a puppet show I've seen.

Speaker 7 (29:10):
Give me a bucket of ice. I don't know why
they don't like me.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
The bouncer. You should have killed me when you had
the chance, your dumb mother.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
That's all I was thinking. I like that.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
We are posted up in a perfect corner of the
perfect dive bar with literally the coldest beers.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
And we weren't drinking them fast. We were crushing beers.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
And you're like, I want I'm hungry, and we go, Okay,
let's let's go to a bar that has food so
we can continue to operate. How me and Coliner operate
a happy middle. You can operate how you operate with
a little bit of grub, and I probably would have
dabbled to a handful of beers, a couple of monsters.
I don't care, you know, vacation fucking cold, red bloody.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Say you can't do a motstick.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
I mean I should stomach pizza.

Speaker 6 (30:01):
Yeah, I've been playing the trumpet all morning.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Jesus man.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
If I was allergic to cheese, I don't know what
I'd do. Will probably be three hundred pounds later talking
to Mazzarella. You should have killed me when you had
the chance.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Oh, I.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Like I like the shredded stuff. I'll do that instead
of something else.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
And if it's in the fridge, what the shredded is
the stuff they put on that to keep it from
Coagulating's bad though, for you?

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Okay, you know it's bad for you. Yack a rooney.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Yeah that's why I also don't do that. Ya was
blowing guys at the frol what.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
I had to find out.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
Hey, my buddies aren't gonna believe me. This is a
gay bar.

Speaker 7 (30:49):
Let me blame your body in here and will really
test it.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
I couldn't do that with Kevin, couldn't do anything sexual
of them.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah, no one's asking you to. You keep bringing this up.
I've never been like, hey, I think we're better off
his friends.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Sure that's fair. But so then he's so we find
another elbow room or something we're going to walk to,
and Colly's learning the Big Man's behaviors, you know what
I mean, the Big Mountain.

Speaker 8 (31:12):
I got the trail camp set up by his room.
I know when he's coming out and coming to go.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
And here's the trainer at the zoo that actually locks
himself in the gorilla cage for the first time. But
turn around, you just walking out, just looking at you.

Speaker 7 (31:30):
So he got me a banana quick.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Sticking up his ass.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
As the big Man, you know, massages truths from time
to time.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
You need to do the same thing. You know, his
reality is in reality.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
You need to then, Also, you can't just hit him
with hard facts all the time, you know, walk.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yeah, he said, when I got five, six, seven beers
in me, he said, it's a ten makes me sleep.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
It's also so funny for Colingo that Colin's like, dude,
it's a ten minute walk, like thinking that's okay in
his world.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
I'm sorry I hit you and.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
You go, uh, sorry, sorry about those things I said
about your mother. Colin's like, it's a ten minute walk.
He goes, ten minute walk. I go, no, it's not,
and con goes, yeah, it's a five minute walk. Oh
thank god, Like you believed me. It's like, dude, he
lied to you, like in the same sense.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
I know, because talking about another place.

Speaker 7 (32:25):
We really slipped it in.

Speaker 8 (32:26):
Was I messed up the first time I said it's
a ten minute walking. Kevin's like, no, it's not, and
like we had lost it for a second, and then
you brought it back. You're like, dude, I'm not walking
ten minutes. It's like, no, we're gonna go to the
elbow room. It's two minutes.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
It's the same place.

Speaker 7 (32:38):
And we said the same name. And you're like, okay,
I could do too, Like.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
I'm not walking, I'm not walking ten minutes the elbow room.
You know we're going to the elbow room. It's two minutes.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
I got outside like a dog getting sent to a vet.
And there was something about you too that I didn't trust.
So I pulled the trigger and said.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
I had a feel, and he started going, you know what,
let's just go back and see what the bullgets of me?

Speaker 4 (32:57):
Want you you were? You were? They're sucking them.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Fuck the anshole, don't want to come hang out? What
do you get out there? You start seeing that this
might be ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Yeah, I didn't know. I don't know if I could
go that.

Speaker 7 (33:10):
Way and two minutes that way and I don't see
him out the room.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
Yeah, Badly's total fitness and I ain't.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
It's like twelve years of slave. You guys, get me
out there and get me drunk. All sudden, I wake up.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Walking somewhere just right this way.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
I just wanted to go back to the house.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Yeah, that was a great But then we got back here.
You're like, you want to go out, and I'm like, dude,
we were just fucking with Rubes.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
I wanted to go hang with, you know, Rubs of
Hollywood kid. I know he's got his own things going
on out here. You know, he was usual moving shake, no,
a couple of spots, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
I wanted to go Rubes and hang with Rubes.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
And AND's like, what's his name in Donnie Brasco that
starts doing coke deals at the motel on his own.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
He's he's out of here operating. You guys bumping.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Moving off, took a spot at the mprov. That's why
he's dead. Jesus Christ, Skippy.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
I couldn't be we couldn't be trusty. He's making his bed,
he's fucking doing spots. I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
I'm making you say say his name, say his name.

Speaker 6 (34:10):
But yeah, I said you could have come, but then.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
You didn't want me to get They didn't want me
to go.

Speaker 6 (34:14):
You you, that was you being in your headphones. What
are you gonna do? Are you gonna be hanging out
in the green room. I'm like, yeah, I'm booked on
a show. I might be in the green room and
you are a comic and you can come there.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
And I'm sure you would have wanted me to go.

Speaker 6 (34:29):
I was fine either way, but I didn't want you
to come in the state that you were in.

Speaker 8 (34:35):
We were just trying to suggest Rubes was going in
with a mission to operate.

Speaker 7 (34:39):
He's moving Sha gotta go in tight. Some people.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Who's better to go on a mission than Uncle Hank.

Speaker 8 (34:47):
Ryan Rubes, the guy that dropped us off last night,
the guy that took at.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
L a room. You never even see me. Dude, I'm
like a ninja. I would have slipped right into the
corner of the bar.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
I would have had him on comms if he needed me,
I would have been there.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Otherwise I'm just chilling in the corner.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
You're talking to hey, ask him here in his ear,
Ask him if he's mad at me. Ask him if
he's mad at me? And he thinks I'm cute? Have
they seen the show? I repeat? Have they seen the show?

Speaker 6 (35:17):
Can we go home? I want to go home?

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Choppers coming in.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
There's been a lot of chopper circle scatter. That's like
the fourth or fifth one. Yeah, they're looking for somebody.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
Probably you bug man's back.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
I would love to run from a chopper. That would
be so fun.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
Two minutes in the elbowroom. Now you want to run
from a chopper.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
It'd be fun. The light on you. You can't get away
from that thing. You gotta go to lax. That's what
you do.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Because they can't fly in the airspace.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Fly in the airspace. You park the car in there.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Kill the attendant, obviously, you take his car, go to
his house, have sex with his wife, have sex with
his wife.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
You gotta play the bar, sure, you.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Dye your hair, you lose thirty pounds, You get in
a neighbor's car, drive straight down to Mexico, go right
to the cartel. Say listen, I'm all yours. Whatever you need.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
I got insider information about Sam Rubinov.

Speaker 7 (36:13):
It's crazy you didn't want to go with you.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Yeah, we would have had a good time.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
It would have made for a great story, I believe.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Yeah, the left you've fallen down its flight of stairs.

Speaker 6 (36:26):
There were a lot of stairs there, really, yes, huh yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Looking up the stairs. You should have killed me with chance.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
I don't know about this room.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Stand up comedy is overrated. This little townsinks. What a trip, Yeah,
it's it's been fantastic. Uh, it's a little, a little
sad colleges flying out early tea.

Speaker 7 (36:50):
I'm leaving tomorrow morning.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
You have no idea. I hate that, I know.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
I hate when somebody meets us somewhere, or when somebody
flies out early. I like when everybody goes to gether there.
That way, if we're all on the same plane, already
want us all to go together. Because I don't mind dying.
I just don't want to be the dicket that goes
by himself.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
If I die next to you, don't want to kill myself.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
You're probably will. You'd be upset, wouldn't you.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
What what do you think I didn't go with my
wife and kids?

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Or the last what do you think the last thing
you'd say to me was I already thought about it
in my head?

Speaker 3 (37:23):
You would say to me, Yeah, I'm sure it's probably
not sweet.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
No, it's very sweet. I love you, buddy, I'm glad
I'm going out with you. We're gonna be.

Speaker 7 (37:34):
But anyways, said there was one parachute. I gotta get
at good luck with everything.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Don't forget to call.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
I'd go down with the plane. I give you the parachute.
You got, you get a child, family, people that love you. Yeah,
looks I could throw that in your face for all eternity.
I can pull the clooney, I'm going down with the
ship like that. We see. Tell everybody how cool I was.

(38:00):
I don't ebody know. I was crying. Yeah, one hundred percent. Well,
I love you dog, going out together. I tell you
got to do it.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
It's over.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
It's a rat.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
It's gonna be two seconds and it's gonna be nothing,
or we're gonna burn for a long time doing that
ship freaking out on each other.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
I'm punching it up with the flames the did.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
You ever heard you ever hear the audio of that?

Speaker 4 (38:24):
That? Alright?

Speaker 3 (38:25):
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Speaker 6 (38:30):
Feel anything about like, how about all the boys back
in coach?

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Oh, you guys are on the flight.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (38:35):
I thought you said you want us all to be
fine together.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Yeah. I can't run back and and.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Start trying to make out with Colin.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Yeah, I mean, you know, I hope you guys are
tight together in your foxhole. We're in our foxhole.

Speaker 7 (38:50):
You know what I meant for pretty equal?

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Take it up out of my seat belt.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
The one thing I would do is I would yell
the flight attendants to shut the fuck up, because I've
seen in the videos where they're just repeating braise your impact,
hemy and they do it in a very non performative way.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
It stinks. I don't want to listen to your fucking
voice as we as I'm five minutes away from.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Hell, Shut the fuck up. We all have our fucking
heads down. You know the thing they say, it's like
braise for impact, head between your knees and they keep
repeating it because you got morons on the fucking plane.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Probably got some asshole. Get overhead, read the room. Everybody
just put the mic down? What the fuck?

Speaker 8 (39:36):
Yeah, dude, that would that would be awful, just to
hear something over.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
And over, dude that you don't want to hear about.

Speaker 7 (39:41):
You put your MIC's you feel like you're gonna die
and like you can't.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
Escape, and that would it's relentless.

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Speaker 2 (42:26):
Do it? Yeah, well, anyway, that's what I tell you.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
Thank you. I appreciate that after you screamed at a
flight attend and who was trying to help you.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
They're not trying to help listen, Okay, all right.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Colin is leaving early because he is attending a wedding.

Speaker 7 (42:43):
Attending a wedding, a wedding Pittsburgh. Yeah, it's.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
That's how I did. I pictured is that scene in
beer Hunter?

Speaker 2 (42:52):
I really do getting married to Johnny Wicked cows a
bunch of.

Speaker 7 (42:58):
You're not wrong, You're not completely wrong. There's gonna be
a cookie table. Cookie You don't know about the cookie table, dude,
the Pittsburgh.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Cook Were you in Fully's room again?

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Kind of appreciate it if you stay out of my
room keeping because the tables, the bar he wants to
go to tonight, the cookie table.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
You don't know, Rudy from the cookie table.

Speaker 7 (43:19):
It's two minutes from the elbow room. It's not far.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
I'll be over at the birthday cake if.

Speaker 6 (43:25):
Definitely a straight bar.

Speaker 7 (43:26):
By the way, yeah, the cookie Pittsburgh thing.

Speaker 8 (43:28):
I guess the cookie like where you have just a table,
like you have a wedding cake, but then you have
a table where like everybody brings.

Speaker 7 (43:35):
Cookies and from the house. It's like.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
Usually like either I think.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
The old broad day bacon.

Speaker 8 (43:42):
I think when you were like you know, getting married
in fire halls, people were just bringing like I'm bringing
lady locks, I'm bringing chocolate chips, you know, and then
you have this whole table cookies.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
I love a homemade cookie tray. Yeah, I really do.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
My mom my mom's hairdresser's mom throws one at every career.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Mom's hairs dresser's mom My.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Mom's hairdressers mother puts them.

Speaker 7 (44:03):
Out at your house. Get invited to this party that.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Stretched at Christmas comes in the house.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Okay, so cookie table would there be Will there be
like any parogis or anything like that.

Speaker 7 (44:20):
No, I don't think it'll be like a.

Speaker 8 (44:23):
No, Like if you were going like getting married in
a fire hall something like that, there would be rigatoni
or bake c D.

Speaker 7 (44:32):
Chicken, you know, stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
But this is this do you know if this is
is this a buffet or a seated affect?

Speaker 7 (44:41):
Did you pick haven't picked so it might be a buffet.

Speaker 8 (44:44):
Yeah, I haven't picked any I'll be honest. Have done
a great job of like keeping track of what's going
on with going on as.

Speaker 7 (44:52):
A as a groovesman. I've sort of been given instructions
of when I have.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
To show up.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Have you okay?

Speaker 4 (44:57):
You said so grim and you mentioned writing to talk?

Speaker 7 (45:00):
I got it? Rent it?

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Yeah, that's sent you to do that.

Speaker 7 (45:03):
No, it's it's rented.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
But have you tried it on yet? I have not
seen you can get I've been ja.

Speaker 8 (45:09):
Dude, I I'm here. Where was it going to try?
I fly in or I drive to Pittsburgh on Thursday,
But by the time we get in it's going to
be closed. I can only try in the tucks Friday
morning and the wedding is Saturday.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
What's that that drive from the we are.

Speaker 7 (45:26):
Really Yeah, we're just crossing the fingers.

Speaker 8 (45:29):
That like eating a breakfast burrito every day for ten
days straight and drinking ten bud lights at night before
bed didn't do what I think it's gonna do. I
think I'm going to be eating charcoal briquettes on the
plane trying the talks.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Yeah, everybody has to wear the same everybody's getting the
tucks from the same place.

Speaker 7 (45:50):
Right, We're all getting them.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
How many guys are in it?

Speaker 7 (45:53):
I think it's.

Speaker 8 (45:53):
Uh four group the best man in three grooms.

Speaker 7 (45:57):
That's four to man, not the best man.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
But you were involved in organizing the battery.

Speaker 7 (46:02):
I was involved with that, which seemed pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
You guys got rid of the house. He did paintball
hung out.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Also shout out Ray.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Yeah, shout out to Ray. Yeah, who's getting getting married?
Great comic, say he'll be dead soon.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Yeah, what's going in the envelope?

Speaker 7 (46:23):
How much money?

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (46:24):
Yeah, you know you the fact you had to ask
how much about Well.

Speaker 8 (46:27):
Dude, I texted him, I said buying something. I said
like what do you like? What do you prefer? I
was like, is there something you need? Or do you
just want cash? And it was like, I just want cash.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
Because he's bootstrapping this shut out.

Speaker 8 (46:39):
He's yeah, he's an old right now. He's an oldending
in a college cafeteria playing whose line is it? Anyway,
trying trying to get this thing paid for, so where
any penny helps. But I was thinking three hundred.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
Wow, that's very good.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 6 (46:55):
About fifty each and that's very good or that's just standard.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
I think that it's good.

Speaker 7 (47:01):
I mean, dude, I'm I'm not I would do the same.

Speaker 6 (47:04):
Yeah, but these guys, but he's doing it.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Yea, No, that's that's three hundreds great, three hundred.

Speaker 7 (47:10):
I'm a sea level headliner.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
What I'm doing payward room three?

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Three hundreds for you know, for a guy like you,
that guy like three hundred great.

Speaker 7 (47:20):
Hank is not terrible a guy like you, What do
you do? This is the quietest Hank is.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Nothing to do with how much money you have.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Yes, yes, I don't have any, and that you listen,
But no one should be taking financial advice for he
was a gift.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
How much?

Speaker 7 (47:35):
How much would you just like it? How much would
you think I should give him?

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Give him five hundred?

Speaker 4 (47:39):
No?

Speaker 6 (47:40):
Crazy?

Speaker 7 (47:41):
Five?

Speaker 8 (47:41):
Am I going to find five hundred? Apparently I gotta
borrow fifty from my boy? They get him the rooms?

Speaker 7 (47:48):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
First of then he listened.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
If they're boys, he should understand that, like, hey, don't
give me money you don't have, right.

Speaker 8 (47:54):
Yeah, I'm probably gonna one of us is gonna borrow
it off of each other in the next year.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Anything.

Speaker 7 (47:59):
It's really just a short term loan.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
My kind of guy. You're taking it from after the wedding.

Speaker 7 (48:04):
A's right here, But dude, like this, I think it's
also crazy.

Speaker 8 (48:07):
Like he when he asked me to be a groomsman,
He's like, hey, I want you to be a groomsman, and.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
He's going to drive I'm idiot the bachelor party.

Speaker 8 (48:16):
Yeah, I had to pay for that. It's like in rays, like, dude,
you should be on I go. He asked me a
big rooms and I go, okay, cool, and he's like,
you're not gonna say thanks. I'm like for for what? Yeah,
Like you're not one of the nights of the round tape.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
You know what I mean that you're not honored? Yeah,
Like it's holy ship, were you raised?

Speaker 7 (48:32):
I'm not second to you in a battle. You know.
It's like it's well, you're.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Supposed to say thank you, thank you man, I'm honored.

Speaker 7 (48:38):
Dude, that's crazy. He didn't say it's not honorable.

Speaker 8 (48:42):
Leading up, dude, part of me was like on a weekend,
like you know when we work, right.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
Like, I was like, you saw I was missed income.

Speaker 7 (48:50):
You couldn't get it Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
I got shift on Saturday.

Speaker 7 (48:53):
One later, at least a Sunday night.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
I can get back this.

Speaker 7 (48:57):
Yeah, I gotta work.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
I ain't try to come to the wedding.

Speaker 8 (49:00):
You wouldn't believe how many people have asked, like, all right,
the Steelers are at home, so I can't play. You know,
I can't get the hotel being traffic on the way back, right,
You know that's a BIG's a Saturday night, Saturday night,
so Steelers are.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Playing Sunday playing Sunday. All right, you got a court. Listen,
I give you that.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
You got to coordinate anything. I'm just being a fucking asshole.
That three fifties? Great, you got all that three hundred.
By the way, it was three hundred.

Speaker 7 (49:24):
Depending on whether this is public or not, it might
be two hundred.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
What's this come out? All right?

Speaker 3 (49:34):
It depends if rate listens to this or not. Look
chop it up. So it makes a big give him
three great.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
To show you texted me listen, are your garbage at all?

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Right?

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Those great of a show to me?

Speaker 8 (49:45):
The final cutage just me. I'm gonna give him three
thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
The voice over put it in there. That'd be great.

Speaker 6 (49:52):
I feel like, if you're in the wedding party. You
shouldn't have to give a gift.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
I don't disagree with that.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
I don't disagree with that, dude, that they are expensive
or I married Phil and Lauren and I had to
like pay like one hundred and twenty bucks to get
the thing to get certified.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
Then the tucks and plus I was very tight on
cash at the time.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Man, and you were fucking you.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
They're well aware I hold him on fumes.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
I remember that, Yeah, didn I didn't. Didn't you didn't know?
If the Loney something back then, they.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Can make up a story where I was the hero.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
I don't remember.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
But that's something I feel like you should tell people.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
I did. I've done that. I've saved your life on
a plane.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
We've each lent each other money, of course, I think
I don't know if I really ever lent you money.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Yeah, you for sure have definitely bought me a meal.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Oh I mean, yeah, that's not lending your money.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
I get fund of your heater habit for fucking habits.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
For the listener.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Fullys were out of heaters, follies taking them out of
the ashtray and rip. I don't know if you see
also this out there bags garve been using the fire
pit as an ad We're gonna have to probably clean
those out.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
That seems pretty crazy. You start a fire, but there's
a full heater in there. Would you smoke? There's an
unlit heater in there?

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Where is it?

Speaker 4 (51:09):
It's behind that brick. Okay, that seems up your alley.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Yeah, it's clean ash. Nobody's spitting there, did they? Yeah?
I mean I just listen. We've been smoking heaters. Okay.
If I'm smoking heaters, you've.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
Been your your heater. Your heater game is heavier than
it was.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
No, don't do that. Don't don't say that. Cut that,
don't say that. That's not true. That's you're lying, ladies
and gentlemen. This man is an alcoholic and he should.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
Have killed me when he had the chance. I mean,
I've never seen you take one out of the out.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Of the thing because.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
Because I think it's.

Speaker 7 (51:49):
I need them big.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
Get go, because you have you heard constantly get looking scumbag.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
It's yam Kapoor.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
I gotta get the Sam's ants house. I don't have
time to answer.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
I can't be buying cigarettes at seven eleven on because
when I get up in the morning, when I'm on heaters.
What's this guy breaking the fucking patio?

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Probably hear you?

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Relax, Okay, everything chill just got super super weird.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Don't say that, Sam Rubertov.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
I apologize because when I get up in the morning,
I want to have a heater and I have my coffee,
and I needed a heater. And you know you, you
know you, fat girl, two of them last night. You
fed you drunk, fat girl, two of them last night, and.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
I took you upstairs and.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
Pooped in your pants. This goes back to the marble lights.
Aren't yours?

Speaker 3 (53:00):
You smoke all of you've smoked all of yours, and
then you just go, these are mine, and they're not.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
Oh now we're.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Pointing fingers, but you kids not all for one. I
saw you smoking a camel light yesterday. No you didn't,
Yes I did. You did you had one in your hand?

Speaker 4 (53:16):
No I didn't. Why do you let me lie successfull
late every No?

Speaker 1 (53:22):
No, no, you had a camel because there was no
Marboro lights. You had a camel I did not. Man
did admit that I was at the airport the route he.

Speaker 7 (53:32):
Was there yesterday. We weren't at the airport yesterday.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
No, it wasn't yesterday. Listen to me, just let him lie.
I'm not lying. You had a camel light.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
I remember vividly seeing a camel light in your hand
because you said other marble lights and you said.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
Somebody, and I've been well documented that. I'm not listen.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Okay, maybe you didn't smoke it, But did you have
that camel light in your hand?

Speaker 4 (53:50):
No, I've never touched one.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Did we go to dinner at Marvin? Tell me? Did
we go to dinner at Martin?

Speaker 4 (53:56):
You were at the dinner?

Speaker 3 (53:57):
What?

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Did I have? A lot?

Speaker 4 (54:00):
You do you want me to say? Do you want
the list of a medical or bye? By weight?

Speaker 2 (54:04):
You couldn't tell me everything? I ate ye? What did
I have?

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Boli bolonise?

Speaker 7 (54:10):
Some of the uh? I think you have?

Speaker 4 (54:12):
Don't you got a wedding to get to the steak tartar?

Speaker 1 (54:15):
The anchovy shared appetizers, Ladies and gentlemen shared appetizers.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Continue you had some okay anchovies?

Speaker 4 (54:24):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Huh? On toast? Uh?

Speaker 4 (54:28):
The cheesecake, okay, just cheesecake. Bite the toffee the toffee cake?

Speaker 2 (54:38):
One bite? The last bite? Did you animals all ate it? No?

Speaker 6 (54:42):
There was still a bite left on the melon.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
And I didn't, right, thank you, Sammy octopus ue melon octopus.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
You want to keep going a pet store? Who are you?
Fucking a werewolf?

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Gotten pet co? You cleaned everybody two parakeets.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
A boet constrictor. I don't know how you did that.
That was debating.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Lovely meal.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
It was yeah, no, it was great, and I'm I'm
trashing you for comedic purposes. But we did order a
hundred things and everybody, everybody, everyone picked the spicy RIGATONI.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
I didn't have any of that, didn't taste it and
deesel like the rest of my pasta, which, by the way, disgusting.
You ate food after me.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
I'm aware of that, which is one more reason why
you shouldn't eat after me. Kevin, do you eat after me?

Speaker 4 (55:41):
I have we shared soup, but.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
You were drunk in Ireland? Yeah, you shared a cream
soup with you in your baby.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
How drunk do you know that? I mean, the how
drunk I was like jumping.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
In a bath with somebody, that's I mean, he's he's
grossed out by me, like he make.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
It seem like I'm crazy.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
No, no, no, I'm disgusting. Yeah, I'm sorry, I didn't kind
of human beings.

Speaker 7 (56:06):
I wouldn't share creamy soup with almost any but Luke.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
I'll eat whatever. I'll I would share a bull of soup.
I would take a bite of his soup. Why he
was eating it? There's certain people.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (56:19):
You're on the phone, I got meetings.

Speaker 6 (56:21):
I am pretty It is astonishing that Luke just has
no problem sharing a vape with you.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
He does have a problem with it. He alcohol wipes it. Listen,
I ain't they didn't like that, man, What are you
talking about. I'm not a fucking dirt bag.

Speaker 8 (56:35):
I will say, though, when run you said, I have
a mysterious bump on the roof of my mouth and
I think I have a rotten tooth or a tooth infection.

Speaker 7 (56:43):
Yeah, and then you go, Luke, let me get a
drag off of that vape. Anyway.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
First of all, I told you that in private.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
No, he told most of terminal.

Speaker 6 (56:51):
For yeah, wearing baggage claim.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
I remember, I gotta go to the denis. I think
my one tooth, I think I have a cavity in
my one tooth. Yeah, and I think it's like I
think it has like a little apps above it or
like some type of infection.

Speaker 6 (57:02):
Oh that's not urgent at all?

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Is it urgent?

Speaker 1 (57:05):
It doesn't hurt the way I do, just what I
do when it comes to my teeth all of a sudden,
First of all, I brush and floss in every mouth
wash every day. That's the only It's so crazy that
flossing my teeth every single day, twice a day is
something that I do on a regular basis.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
When there's only six of them, three cracks, I'm done.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
The only thing I do religiously, which I don't understand
why I can do that and not do everything else
in my life, Like why I'm disciplined to do that
but not anything else.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
It's crazy. But what I'll do is, first of all, I.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Use that sense of dine, heavy bike, and my teeth
are good. But then when if I get a cavity,
I will wait until it's Friday and I wake up
and all of a sudden, it's that throbbing toothache pain
where if I don't have a piece of ice on it,
I'm in agony. And then I'll ride that out until
Sunday if they if I can't get a dentist appointment,

(58:06):
and then I'll go in Monday and have them fucking
have them take care of it. And once they hit
you with that nova cane and that pain goes.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Away, woo way, give me a butt out of the ashtray.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Yeah, but I know I gotta go get this address
because I don't want to have that situation again where
I'm screaming in pain?

Speaker 6 (58:24):
So why not make an appointment now? For uh? Friday?

Speaker 2 (58:28):
I already did, did you? I did good?

Speaker 6 (58:31):
That's good?

Speaker 4 (58:31):
Okay, and we believe that.

Speaker 7 (58:36):
I don't know how the time?

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Don't you don't believe me? I don't know Ryan, Luke,
Colin doesn't Sam?

Speaker 6 (58:47):
Do you believe me now that it's brought up? No,
I can't know.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
You're correct, that was a lie.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
Your tells Joe's go.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
So I want to go.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
This is your tael, you act on it. I'll give
it to you.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Oh okay, right, oh man? What're about to create a monster?

Speaker 3 (59:03):
So?

Speaker 4 (59:04):
How did I might have? I might be?

Speaker 3 (59:06):
The beats of that conversation, right, The beats of that
conversation was, why.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
Don't you make one?

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Right? Right?

Speaker 6 (59:13):
Friday?

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Also just ahead of that, you're like, I need to
make one. You did say I need to make it.
Doctor's a player I gotta get this addressed. I gotta
get this addressed. Which if you had me when you
would to go, I've already made one, just saying. So
you did show your hand.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
All right, Be aware of my be aware of my tents, past, present,
tense when when I'm lying, Okay.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
You know it's easy, stop lying. We don't have to
do any of this.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
But get back to that.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
He then you go, yeah, you go, why don't you
do that now? And you go, I did, and you
always you put your hands together, you and you purse
your lips and you shake your head.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
I did. It's the only time you ever do that.
I did.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Well. I don't need you anymore. Now I have everything
I need.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
One thing I did I do want to address?

Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Which address?

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
It is?

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
My friend Flip our good buddy, Flip our good buddy,
friend of the show.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Very early Patreon episode, public episode Patriot.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
I think he was on a he was in the
background of a public episode or a pete I forget.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
One of our boys, want to kippies boys.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
The three of us lived together, the three of South.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Philadelphiather in South Philadelphia on Titan Street. I lived in
the basement next to the washing machine.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
Yeah, that you did.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
There's a lot of ass down there. I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
I don't think you brought. I don't think a girl
even made it to the block. A girl, it's talking
about Flip.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
No, never had anybody there.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
Yeah, nothing real cool guy man, huh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
I used to just turn the dryer ons so it
would suit me to sleep sit on it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
So Flip spin squirrely. He showed up to the show
at Bray and Flip lives out here.

Speaker 7 (01:01:09):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
He showed up to the show of Bray. Didn't text
me like, hey, I'm on my way whatever, whatever. He
just came into the green room, which I don't know
how he got security. He just showed up in the
green right by the way.

Speaker 8 (01:01:17):
We do have to address that with the Breya improv
that somehow they're letting people in and out of this
place that we had magicians flips there.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
There's a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
That magician, poor magician, must have hated our guts. He
was a magician doing a show after ours. We left
the green room like a frat house.

Speaker 7 (01:01:34):
Yeah, it was well those.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Now it was the Scott Come on, no, no.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
No, no, I'm not I'm not pushing back I'm just
saying not on purpose. Well, it's most road rooms don't
have that's specific is most roast roadroom there. They don't
have a second show another right right right person coming
in to do a show after our show. It's usually
like your green room or whatever. So for them to
turn that and he had a lot of gear and

(01:01:58):
we roll with the fucking crew, plus the fuck and
Flip was there, the fucking.

Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
Manager was there.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Yeah, so it was heavy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
It was Yeah, it was hectic, but you also have
to defer to us, and not even from like a
h whatever stand. We're a bigger operation than he was like.
People wise, Flip got a whiff of this house, which
is a very nice house, came over, I'll stop by
after the show for a beer. Ended up staying here,

(01:02:25):
sleeping here till about two in the afternoon. He kept
going watch the Birds game. He kept going, I'll watched
the Birds game. And then the Birds game was over,
he goes who's playing afternoon games? He's like, who's who's tonight?
So he I'm in and then we hadn't heard from him.
I haven't heard from him, and he texts, He texts Diesel,
which I don't know how the fuck got I don't
know how he got Diesel's number.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
He goes to the operator.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
He would like to arrive at two thirty this afternoon
for a swim in summertime. SIPs, Does this work for
the A Y G Gang? He goes, two thirty works,
but missus Foley and and I have to Oh, misters.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
Okay that you were making an old.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Would I would have appreciated it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
They have to record an episode, so they'll be abstaining
from alcohol. He goes, they'll be abstaining from alcohol. He goes, uh,
oh fuck did I say his last name? Flip sees
no issue with this, cheers, please ensure there's plenty of
bottled water for Flip.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
And you said we'll keep it on ice.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
I like how.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
I don't think Flip minds if we're here or not.
I don't think that'd be an issue for him.

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
No, Flip, my chould with luggage until we check out.
I think that might be and.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
I believe he'll be coming with a plus one? Is
he sure?

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Did he meant to that? He run that by Dieops.
There's no way Flip's bringing somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
This is Rudy. He's a good dude.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
This is Gary lives on my block.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Just some fucking guy, hey man.

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
But yeah, we gotta wrap it up, Me and fall.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
You have to get to another big time, a hollyweird
meat in there.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
We're out here setting them straight, gang making Domam. We're
going to Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
We're not. We're giving them the real field, telling them
what's up.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
Give the Lets start calling us the ten day forecast,
because you're getting a real fucking field, all right, getting
it every day.

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
Fucking It's a y G versus Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Let's go again. Let'll see you next week, please,

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