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little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Of a quandary. That's the right word.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
The other night, probably not, but let's see.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
So I can't really get a read on what the
neighbors think of me on my direct hallway.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Like to open your door, another door, that's who we're
talking about.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
That's then there's then there's two on this side, okay, okay,
and then there's a there's a nice young couple on
the other side. Okay, kid looks like he does you know,
I don't know, I t or something like that. You know,
nice kid. Runner looks like a cross country.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Can I ask you something?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Please?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Do they know what you do for a living recreationally?
I hope not?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
But hearing that from the fu housing board.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
What the hell's he been doing it? There? Smells like
that's a lot of potatoes.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I don't know. I don't know what they think. I
know there's a kid.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I know, I got I got a few guesses.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I mean when they see me walking the trash down
in my bare feet, my Wolverine toes, I don't know
what they think. And I don't usually on my off
days on them over there. I like to relax, so
you know, I don't put the makeup on it.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
But hey, to be honest, you're pretty relaxed on your
corporate days too. If I'm calling balls and strikes there,
which is my job, you're a little You're a relaxed
You're not a tailored fit kind of guy. You're alack.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
No, I got the trim don't pork it on it,
don't push me. One step at a time, right, Luke,
And what's the most important step the next one? I
was gonna say lunch, But all right, gentlemen. Yeah, I
don't know what they think. I think a lot of
people see me in that building and they think to themselves,
what the fuck could this guy possibly do to live here?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I think that's what they.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Do because most you know, most listen, you're in show business,
the bottom rung. You got a finger in the door.
We're trying to close it. We're on the other side.
We're on the other red pulling. I told you we
should get it with the Friars Club. That's when you
show business. We go over there and do dinner and
stuff like that. Are you to take shout out to
path I'm not going back sin Spack, Cooper Pass and
(05:04):
places going downhill?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
All right?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
We should maybe for the Maniac, we should maybe for
a Patriot episode go hang out at the front. We
could get in look find out the details of the
Friars Club. If we need a sponsors.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
To be fought overs. A couple of high class guys
like you and me rolling there.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Sarah, you're gonna need to put a pair of shoes.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
You get refills on the ice ta. I went to
a Costa one time at a night's lunch.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
It was great, Uh huh, I to do that.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, I'd love that we go to dinner, hang out.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Sure call me. Because you're you're an entertainer, right, okay,
podcasting and stand up comedy. Yeah, you also do a
little bit of acting, dabbling acting. You're acting like you
got it all together. I'll give you that, not anymore.
Stopped acting?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
You don't. I mean I would say, like, let's say
you were that you were in a band or something, right,
like you're you don't You're not keeping nine to five hours.
You're not putting a shirt and a tie in your
your finance vest and like hopping on a city bike
and scooting the work.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
But you know I I you know, I leave in
the morning. You know I come down the lobby when
people are leaving and getting in their cars and all
that kind of ship.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I'm just saying you don't get a pretty decent whip
in the garage. I'm just saying you don't represent a
corporate guy. So I think they're going what's he's not
you know, you're not in finance. No, you're not in banking. No,
so they're going, you know, you're little. I would say
they're any more creative, but then like you're not. This
is a shot, it.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yet one that he thought I was a baseball player?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Really? No, okay, no, not at all?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Pretty cool though.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
He's blind, are you, babe? Ruth the hell? You've aged
pretty poorly?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I'm just saying, like, if you were a band like
you would be cooler. That's all a little cooler, not
you know, walking around in your dirty end one base.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
It's enough about that. I retell does, by the way,
putting them up on eBay, see what I can get.
I owe them.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Moneys are authentic.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
That's not mayo. I don't. I assume there's not a
great opinion of me in that building. Okay, you know
what I mean? Just not like bad, but just like
you know, he's the fat, slobby guy that I see that.
I don't know what he's doing here, damn, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
That's what I say. I don't know why you're pushing back,
but yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I'm not pushing back at all. I'm saying you're right. Sure,
I stink.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yeah, So I love you though.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I love you too, Pal, I love you too, buddy.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
But you gotta be the neighbor that has a big
smile saying a load to everyone. I feel like I do.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
And a lot of people fucking ice me. They look
they look at them with them. I'm with them too.
I got a couple of people that I'm cool with.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
You're getting the other that You're probably not gonna say
hi to me either. Jesus Christ. This thing hook his
cable snaps and we plummet.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I'm a big hold the elevator and people are like, oh,
we'll take the next one. That's bad. I had this
one lady. The dog wouldn't shut the fuck up. This
dog wouldn't stop barking at me. I'm trying to get
on the elevator with her. She's like, it might be
best if you take the next one. Sarah, do you
have cured meats in your pocket?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
A little rat dog your You're well documented that if
the dog don't like it, you're jammed the fuck up.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
This dog's got issues.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Homeschool fight with dogs, dogs got real atitude.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, that was the worst, because I like held the
door forward on that stuff. I'm trying to do a
little chit chat, you know what I mean. Just you
let him let him know, you know, good guy. You know.
I got one friend. This guy hit him and his
two sons. They they kind of you know, they're kind
of cool with me. I got one guy metsvan, older guy.
I got one guy says, what's up?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I got this over there.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I got this one couple. They're boats so attractive, this tall,
good looking black dude and and and his lady. They're
so attractive. They look at me like I am fucking
lawn furniture. Sure, and I try to be nice. Nothing
he even mean mugs me. This guy would fuck me up.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
To him and that dog going after you.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
They don't got a dog. There was a little one, That's.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
What I meant, you know, the one he introduced into
the scene. I didn't. I didn't take a swing to think.
This couple, who I've never met, had a dog, who
also didn't like it. Was talking about the dog.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Used that they got two little kids. The kids don
like me either. AnyWho. Whatever, that's neither here nor there.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I think it's everywhere. It is like the walls are.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Closing in so the nice couple, the young couple, which
look which I would assume. You know, they're always walking,
they're running, you know what I mean. I always see
him coming back from Costco. They use umbrellas like they
always have dur umbrellas.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Or somebody who's got their ship together. Yeah, there's always
couple with two umbrellas. They know what they're I feel
Luke and his girl probably got umbrellas.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
I hold, what if you take one?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
I hold, God, you're really walking down the street. My
whole back's getting.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Plus you gotta put it mostly on them to be
the good.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Of course. That's why when you find one of those
big golf umbrellas, you fucking steal it. Yeah, get get
in to get what's an aig umbrella or something like that?
Who with a wooden hands on something?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
You one for like closest to the pan or something.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I feel like mister peanut walking around with that thing.
I always steal one of those when I can get
less than you kids out there, find a big umbrella,
you fucking steal it. Those little shitty ones stink. But
I digress either way. Based on physical appearance alone, I
just assume these people look down on me in some capacity,
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you know what I mean, whether it's my cholesterol, my size, whatever, anyway,
give them, Hey, how you doing whatever? The other night,
I'm coming home. Let's say after business hours. Okay, let's
say it's about midnight, after midnight. I walked by their room.
(11:08):
I walked by their door, and their keys are in there.
Whoa in the lock and it shut and it's after midnight. No,
it's it's it's I assume that, like, you know, I've
done that before. You know, you put you open the door,
and you.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Leave your keys there, stuff in your hands, whatever.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
So I didn't know what to do. You know, if
I was I don't know, like a normal looking person,
what do you do in that situation?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I would probably take the keys. I really, I'd probably
write a note, Hey, it's Henry from across the hall.
Your keys were left in your thing slotted under the door.
Here's my cell phone. Or I'll be home probably for
the next couple of days. I ain't got a lot
going on.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Oh see, yeah, you can do that.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Can you do that?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
No, you can't, Luke.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
I would have left it with the doorman.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
There is no door, no doorman. I think it's a
virtual door.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Never a I don't worry about ron No. I never
said a doorman super it's virtual doorman. Body you stink
ah more uber eats. Maybe you should think about some exercise.
I was gonna knock. It's a little late to knock.
(12:21):
I think that's what I'm saying under the door. A
note under the door. Then I have their keys. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I think rather you have their keys for the night.
Then some deliver one of your Uber eats guys coming
and taking the keys, and mom's the word. Now he's
got to fob. You gotta be in a gym. He
could be in a package room, he could be in
fucking their apartment. That's no good either.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I thought about that. If somebody came, if somebody came by,
if somebody ordered something, somebody came down, somebody ordered somebody.
I went right to bed.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Charges are on all accounts, and they got.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
The my My My options were knock and let them know,
or just fucking keep it moving.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I don't know if you can keep that'd be on
my conscious. That's all I'm.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Sharing, really, that moving like a baby. I think I
get why people don't like it. Well, here's the thing.
It's like, I don't know what they think about me,
and I assume it's not good. I mean, why would
it be. You know, I'm just a fucking slob at
the end of the hall. Hey, unless they've seen a
couple of little two truth things that you know I've
been in, you know, then it's all different ballgame. I
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don't know. I don't want to have somebody's keys. What
if I had the keys and they.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Were murdered and you got the cameras, You're fine, there's.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Don't work lying the whole time.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Then there's there ai cameras. Listen, there's no way if
they were murdered, guy like you, would they go You're like, oh,
I saw their keys, I took them. They'd take one
look at you.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
What about the cuts all over my hands and the
defensive wounds, thank goddamn dog in three c Yeah, I
mean that's what I would do, maybe to try to,
like in the note, to try to win them over.
What if you were on the other side of that
door and it's midnight and a note went sliding under
the door, you'd be shooting through the goddamn door at me.
(14:19):
Just be shot gun.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Holes fucking now. I don't think i'd be that nuts.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
You're pretty nuts.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I'm crazy, pretty scared too, very true, well documented scared.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
If I was at midnight and a note said under
my door, I'd fucking freak out. I'd be up on
the roof and I'd fucking go to the other apartment
and fucking sneak down.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
The fire scape catch them from the inside, and I
come up and I get them.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Uh no, I would. I mean, yeah, maybe it's scary,
but it's like for you pick up the note and hey,
it's Henry and FOURC.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
They don't know me.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, hey, okay, it's the fat guy that you avoid
eye contact with down the hall, you know me. Stop
acting like you don't writing this down seen you press
the door closed button a wall avoiding I.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Can they have uh? They they've been with other they've
been with friends, and they all step up to the
front like it's full Sorry.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Yeah, it looks like I can sneak in the corner. No, yeah, yeah,
so I just left it. I think that's okay too.
I mean, you know, it's not the best move, but
it's I I I you know, it is what it is.
It's not the cleasiest move. No, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I didn't even think take the keys leave a note. Hmmm,
that's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
That's what I would. And then maybe did you sell
them that like you're not some schlub right like the
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Speaker 2 (20:01):
Friend of the show, guys working one of our best.
Guess he's out there doing it. I'd be doing nothing.
I shouldn't wan't to be returning keys. I'll say you
that I'm a key guy for that. Sure.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
All right, let's see here, we got a couple. This is.
You know, if there's there's some shows that just get,
there's some questions that just get the show. Which the
show is, you know, has been derived from our lives
and you know, our psyche, our make up. This one,
everybody's been there and it's just never been articulated. I
(20:36):
feel okay, this is from Sticky Vicky, great name.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
The way, how long is too long to be doing
laundry without any detergent? That's that means like you've you've
done everything you can to get the little bit out
of the bottom.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
There's something in there.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
You're feeling it, this is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
But there's something in the machine. Right, you wouldn't drink
that water?
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Uh, probably not No. And also like the way those
things work, there's like the container, like the thing that
you have, the drawer or whatever. You pull the drawer out,
push that in. That stuff's got a lot of gunk
in theirs and that water shoots in there. That'll loosen
up some stuff. And listen, I would say, I would
say two cycles. I would say if you realize you're out, Well,
(21:25):
the thing is, you've been draining the thing pretty you
know it's empty, and you forgot it.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Talking about the bottle, Yeah, what about you've done the water.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
You've done the water, You do the cup? Hey, get
what you can out of there. You put the cup
under the filt, the stump, it swish it around. Right,
You've so you've not you've gone about three or four
washes where it's been getting real low. If not, you
know it's low.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Is this is with some type of soap. Though you're
not dead, it's not completely out. You're getting the water
out of the bottle.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
You're shit all that throwing all the dance moves. You
can't at it to get all this any sudden you
can this is this is your turn the faucet and
nothing comes out.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Now, I'll give you that dog raw dog wash. I'll
give you that raw dog wash because you're there, you're
like jammed up.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
You gonna have work. I got something, I got a
hot date, I gotta I gotta get these And listen,
at that point, you're just trying to get the sweat
and probably the barbecue sauce out of your clothes.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
At that point, i'd be in trouble, sure, but I
usually presh with a little dawn.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I would also, I also, I mean that dog can
get real bubbly and fuck your stuff up. I've done
a good amount of time that doesn't bubble up, but
has it has the stain removing power, like the shout.
I'll spray the shout in the water a bunch. Get
you know that gets it enough? Soapy?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Can I give you something that I've done in the past,
what take one, two or three of them dryer sheets
and throw it in there.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Don't hate that, don't that's kind of soap. That's kind
of at least gets the smell. Sure, because the water whatever.
So I'll give you that first one. You get there,
oh god, there's zero soap. You should have known because
you've been really scraping the bottom of the bowl. Then
you get that one, I'll give you that one, and
then i'll give you that one. You come back, you
forget again, and you get back so too, I'll give
you two. But then after that, I mean we're going
(23:08):
on a month now. You knew you were getting low
on soap.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah, but me, it really depends on the on the garment.
If it's undees and stuff. If it's jeans, t shirts,
if I pre washed with the dawn, all right, But towels,
I can't rud dog my towels. They come out worse somehow, Dude,
my towels. Bad life is brutal.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Hard.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I get one wash, it smells like a fucking aquarium.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
You gotta get new ones. That's just in there at
that point. And then when they re wet them, it
reactivates that dog smell. I got it. Ohdie, I'm right
there with you. My wife goes like, you know, we'll
do the wash show grab one that I've been using.
She'll be like, after it's a clean and She'll be like,
it's gross. It smells like a home one.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
I don't know a guy. I think I gotta do
a better job drying off before I use it, Before
I use the towel.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
You know what I've been doing. I haven't been getting
out of the shower until I'm somewhat dry. I opened
the curtain and do this, you do that, But then
I feel to bring the towel in.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
I know, but that towel is still soaking that water.
I'm saying, I gotta I got a big body, I
got a lot of folds off flaps. It ain't it
ain't cute you talking to that got a mall, That's
what I'm saying. So I think I gotta get more
of the heavy excess water off and dry. I gotta,
you know, there's too much water going on that towel.
That's my problem.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
As I've gotten older, I've become the girl on the
bus with the wet hair. Have you noticed I have,
like how much like this summer I would like my
hair was like wet?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Your wet guy, I.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Know you gotta stink. I've repurposed myself a little bit
to make sure I give that good, but call. It's
like sometimes I'll feel my hair and it'll be all
wet and in the summer, that makes you sweat even more.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Doesn't stick, the shower doesn't stick. George stands. It didn't take.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Yeah, great question though.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
That was when I lived my It's my first summer
of my first kind of real experiencing with showers, just
never sticking with Temple University freshman year, Me and Flip
Johnson and Hardwick. Ninth floor. No, Ac, you're talking?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Is this a dorm?
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Yeah, you're no way. So AC got them the year
after we moved out. Crazy, it's crazy, got.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
A money thing.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
They just were old buildings and they didn't have enough
window units. There was no central air in there, so
there was no window units. We're on the ninth floor.
Think top floor, maybe there might have been Temple. I
think we're on the top floor, ninth floor.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
You must have been kicking in the spring.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
The spring we moved in in fucking like August twenty eighth.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
That's not gonna be good for the mixers.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Swinging a miss a.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Calling.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
That's when you really had to start. I had to
start show. I had to like set an alarm for
like five in the morning to shower because it wasn't
hot out yet. I mean, you start, dude. Somebody brought
a thermometer on the floor, a low loss and it
was like ninety eight degrees in their room. Dude, you're
talking North Philly Labor Day weekend. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
At North Philly heat, it's like ten degrees hotter.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
We used to sleep with the fans in the bed.
I got our feet.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I love.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
That was all right, But that's when I mean a
shower didn't stick. If you showered at like four pm.
After you got in your sweating, Oh you're it, You're done.
You got to go sit in a cafeteria, which I
didn't mind because I'm chicken pendies.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
We're up planning, get cool off in the library. H
So that's the official verdict. Two cycles. You give them
two cycles.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
That's what I would say, until it starts going like
what the fuck? I do the same thing with brushing
your teeth. Get a little bit, a little bet, a
little bit, and at some point you're like, I can't
get nothing. You gotta get on that.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yeah, give it to you. Ummm, I like it. Great question.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Great question. Let's see. Uh this one's just funny. This
is from John no h ten dollar homeslice, never have
one red. Have you ever found a rock and thought
it was worth money? That is dirt magun Sure? Yeah,
oh I could probably get it. Like wait, a meteorite?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Uh huh you get you know? You catch those every
once in a while at a lake you find an
interesting one.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Like yeah, but it's like, I don't know the market. Listen.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I used to be as thermamite or something like that.
It's not the right word.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I used to be into the collection of rocks and
quartz myself. I thought I had a rock tumbler trying
to make some cool rocks. Sure, it didn't work.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
It's like seven days.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
I think it was longer than that.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I need a dopamine hit.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
I thought I was gonna pull out like gold or something,
and my Stepdad's like, yeah, check it back in March.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
March.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
I ain't got fucking time for that.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
The market's up.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
I'm trying to move these quarts. Baby. I got precious stones,
I got custocking. I got a couple of uz seats
coming in an hour. I gotta follow in.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Some gear seeds coming.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Gonna they're gonna be pretty upset if they get here
and there's no fucking merchandise. So buddy, start thinking.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Start spinning that tumblr quick. They got the seashells and
they don't funk with the beach. Who right, it's crazy
that you can polish a rock though, And then that's
what it looks like. Yeah, like it's beautiful, beautiful, That
whole thing's beautiful. So that ship down ashore, uh huh,
(28:21):
suck for that down the shore? Uh? That stuff fascinates
me though, sure geology is that the right word? Rocks?
And on how old they are? Yeah? And how long
they'll be here after we're gone A long time? I
checked the watch here. You ever see those guys that
(28:42):
find the things inside of them the fossils, they're all snails.
They get they they're like round and they have this
little rock and it's always by like a river, and
they crack it in half and it's always a snail.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
You think they bought them at the fucking Franklin Institute.
That's like a jewel breaker.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
It's always a snack. I can you never find like
a saber tooth in one of those or something didn't.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Why don't we just I feel like I'm living fucking Dejavau.
We were just somewhere. I was watching somewhere. They were
explaining the levels of sediment and like those organisms were
the first ones to get God or something. I don't
know what we were.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
We were on Tiger Belly and George was saying, right
the dinosaurs, that the dinosaurs that could run fast were
the last ones to get escape the lava. Yeah, guy's cooky,
but whatever, whatever religion he was quote shout out to George,
an whole crew over there Tiger Belly. Yea and bad friends.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
And bad friends. Good shout out to shout out to
the l A. What do they call that? The tell
engine contingency, our homies out there in La.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Yeah, this is an It's called an amimon ammonite. The
snail looking fossil.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, why was there so many of those?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (29:49):
They're extinct marine animals that live just like by that,
by those areas. I think, how the.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Fuck did they get stuck in there and become a rock?
I don't get it, you know what I said, A
get I keep seeing all these things about what the
Romans did. You couldn't do a shower. The aqua ducks
the the the the port at Carthage. Have you ever
seen that. It's this crazy military thing with stone and bricks. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
I don't think showers were like their top priority.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Why would that's huh?
Speaker 4 (30:22):
The ancient Romans had showers in the but it was
primarily bathing in the bathing houses. But they would do showers.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
So they were keeping it clean over there.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Oh yeah, I mean they famously were the first people
keeping it clean.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
No shit, it's funny you read this stuff and see
stuff about uh Louis the thirteenth and what's the broud's name,
Marie Antoinette. Yeah, that place was a dump. They were
shipping in the hallways and stuff.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Like that, because that was after the Dark Ages, so
then you kind of have the Enlightenment coming back again.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
They lost showers.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Yeah, what the.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Fuck gave up on science?
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Yea, I don't get all at that. I'm not a
big period.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
It doesn't add up right now. Something's missing.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
To get at a bottom up and it's not my
doormat regards of what you heard. All right, let's try
let's try something new. The boys got a new segment, uh,
sponsored by the good folks over there at cash app
Cash app, the gentleman's money application.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
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Speaker 3 (31:21):
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the boys have been jammed up for a very long time,
in and out different times of our life. Would say
currently like a lot of listeners of the show who
are jammed up. Yes, so if you're on the Patreon,
(31:43):
you know we've opened up, opened it up that uh,
this for this, but also let's pull the fourth wall
a little bit. We cash app wanted to as a
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if it makes sense and is fun.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Okay, why what?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Um?
Speaker 3 (32:10):
So we kicked around some ideas and I thought it
would be funny if the homie or the homies on
Patreon got to write in how they're jammed up and
what they need the money for, and then we'll send
them the money. Cash app. Baby, that's what we're doing.
Dates we're trying to unjam up some of the people
sure shout out to it all right, this one's from
(32:30):
Mikey G. I spent all my VA money on new tires.
I just I just need a little scratch to get
by with this broad eye.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Met Nice told.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Her I take her somewhere fancy like Olive Garden if
you can hook me up with eighty bucks.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Set him a hundo.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
You need and need dessert or something like that. All right,
all right, that's Mikey G.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Mikey G got a hundred company on cash app from
the good people.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
No at Kevin Ryan's unfortunate. I was just coming from
my personal catch app. That's split it with you cats. Yeah,
just send me to request. Uh okay. It's also so funny, man,
all of it is. The listeners of this show are
just like hive minded. It's all one one for all
(33:20):
the struggle that it's like. Even the people who aren't
jammed up were like, I'm not jammed up anymore.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
I set you one. But to whom it made concern
and my boss is really buck my bulls.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
I am. I am not your putner, h Foley. I
swear to God, Yes I found your keys in the door.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Uh. They get it. And they were also like, hey,
hit me with it. Well, they started wanting to help
cash app.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
The other people.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
I know it's really and also someone are just like, hey,
I'm not jammed up anymore. Other people could use it
more than I can it. We listen, we got the
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Speaker 2 (34:00):
Notwithstanding, mm hmm, cash app really is the gentleman's move.
Fucking cash aap. There you go, no questions, trademark that
what the whistle squeeze little more what the whistle? Cash ap?
Speaker 3 (34:14):
We your whistle with cash app. That's fretaty good. Um. Well, dude,
all right, this one's from Jack human. Uh had to
leave my driver's license at my local watering hole to
open up a tab when I wanted to pay in cash.
That's dude, daddy is jammed up? The bartenders? Does your
cash ain't even good?
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Have you ever run out of an uber or not
an uber of a cab and left your wile here's
my wallet. I'm just running in and grab something. You
ever had to leave your wallet anywhere so you knew
they were coming back? Ah, I've had to do it
more than I care to remember.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
I've done it with like my cell phone.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Maybe if I'm running across the street to like get
off anyway.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
I found that in the bathroom. Sucker. I've done that
before with stuff like that. Yeah, you have my phone
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
I'm with you.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Uh, gotta leave my driver's license on my local watering
hole to open up a tab. When I wanted to
pay in cash, I guess he's like, just keep running
the account, but I'm gonna pay in cash at the
end of the night. Uh. They know my credit ain't
too good, so you gotta do what you gotta do. Sure,
I gave him my credentials. I ended up drinking more
(35:26):
than the cash I had on me slash available to me,
and now I'm jammed up and driving without a physical
license over here? Why they hold my id hostage for
the ninety eight dollars tab? Can you help a homey
out worse somewhere ever?
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Love you hit him?
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Hit shit. If there's anybody that gets the show or
has struggled with the same struggles, it's Jack shout out
to you. You got your ninety eight, come and go
get your license out of hot I got a job interview, Shelley,
give me the.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
I d back. Send him a hundred. He's got two
for a quick.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Not giving my money away. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Now? He's got two for a quick pop?
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Two for a quick pop. I think it pops are a
little more than two dollars of his time? Is ninety
eight five? Getting really see goosey with my cash around here?
Oh god? All right, let's see. This one's from Nolan
looking for six dollars and ninety nine cents for a
rotisserie chicken from Shawls.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
What a sweetheart that.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
I'm gonna eat my mail truck at work? Maybe a
couple of bucks for a vitamin water the fifty cent
one shout out to it? Sold sold six ninety nine?
What's the give me the give me the MSRP on
a vitamin one?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Ten a tenor you hit me with it? I got you?
You though a cash app nine?
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Let's call let's give him an even twelve bucks.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
There you go. Now we're talking kid. They get a
pack of gum huh walking around fucking handing out turkeys
at Thanksgiving? What's going on?
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Cash appiet Dirk one fore so great? This is actually
going to be coming from my personal cash.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Why I got you that? Him? Fifteen? What that's a
whole operations dam I like this all right, we got
a rotissery chicken, You got a license at a hawk
at the bar, maybe a pop afterwards.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
He got a guy onwers.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
He got a guy on the guy trying to impress
a lead taking that to a nice casual dining facility
American company. Love it?
Speaker 3 (37:28):
I think the worst kind of recently had to move
back into my parents' house with my eight year old
son after separating from his dad, trying to save him
to get a house. Would be so grateful for any help. WHOA,
I don't think I got a down payment on me.
I'm gonna have to talk to the good folks.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
How do you feel about a nice rots and dinner?
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Do you like vitamin water?
Speaker 2 (37:54):
What are we thinking here?
Speaker 3 (37:56):
I don't know how part of me wanted to kind
of vet these prior to read the Bible?
Speaker 2 (37:59):
It down payment?
Speaker 3 (38:01):
No, I can't get it.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Down payment? What are you thinking?
Speaker 3 (38:06):
I don't know what I'll defer to you in this position.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
I defer back to you.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Okay, let me ask me what. Let me ask my
financial advisor, Kippy, what do you think.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
You should talk to? Kevin Ryan? What are you thinking?
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Listen? Obviously you know it's something to help out just
something to help out, you know, I listen, I don't
have first last in security deposit on me. Let's do
something to help you out this week. Let's do a
hundred for bills and a hundred take take your parents
and the kid out to a nice dinner. How are
(38:43):
you doing two hundred bucks? Shout out to lippy Kippy?
Speaker 2 (38:46):
There you go, right, so are you going through that?
All right?
Speaker 3 (38:52):
This is this is what I can actually really sick.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
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Speaker 2 (39:25):
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Uh yeah, listen, there's uh because.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
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I listen. It's uh, it's kind of a it's it's
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We're both very bad.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
It's a loser.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Still am, but you're it. It's you know it squirrels
it away, no pun intended. I don't know if that's
what I got that putting. It'll put a little nut
away for later, a little of this, a little that.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
I looked up after like, I didn't know how long
I had that to Jesson.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
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Speaker 2 (40:45):
Do it all right?
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Let's see. This one's from Bernie Panda. I'm real jammed up.
My wife and I are expecting a baby anytime soon. Mazzle, congrats, buddy.
My phone service service is spilled wrong, is about to
get shut off because I haven't paid it. Would really
appreciate it. What's the standard?
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Uh? Is he gonna make the calls? Tell everybody's got
you got a new baby. You got to make the calls.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Gotta be able to make the call, send a text? Well,
what's what's a full blown plan? Unregulated? No? One hundred
and fifteen bucks a month.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
Yeah, they're saying around one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
One fifty boom. I feel like Judge Judy up here, boom,
one hundred and fifty for the phone bill.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
For some reason, the kid ain't yours. Send half back.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
That's for the family plan.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
But I was just guys starting a family.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Yeah, there you go, boom.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Family plan couldn't be any better. Cash app here.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
To do it. I like this, turning me on a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
We got to talk to Cash about how we're getting
his back on the bed.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
All right.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
Then this one's just funny. This would be the last one.
This is from MF. This is a prediction on how
the boys get jammed up for a wire fraud game.
This is how the boys get jammed up in a
wire fraud Shout out to you. Awesome, that was a
lot of fun. We'll do it. We'll do another one
in a week or two.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
When you're sending money use cash app. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
Shout out to the good folks of cash APT for
letting us have some fun with that. That's a good
freaking time.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
When you pitch that to him, I had to be like,
this is great.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Yeah, I don't think I pitched it to him. Huh.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
I know.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
I gotta be honest with you. I don't know where that
came from. They said, would you do this? I said, sure,
that's fun.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
All right, let's see here. This one's from pork Roll
somalier ten dollars Irish American trash. Never have one read?
Is it garbage to have a picture of the pope
on your fridge. My mom got to picture in the
mail from the diocese and she acts like it was
a personal postcard from the man himself. That is an
older Irish Catholic thing. They really get into it. And
(42:52):
to me, from what I've seen, it's when everyone moves
out of the house a lot more, right, knowing they're
like empty nesters, there's not as much time in the day,
they really start getting religious. Yeah, they got nothing but time.
They their sundays aren't filled with taking care of the kids.
They're starting to go to church more.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
My mom goes to seven thirty Mass like twice a week. Yes,
fucking nine, what are you doing? She likes it. It's quicker, Yeah,
she can smoke in man, keep.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
You that's it's it's like flights out in the morning.
You get the early flights, always on time. When you
running around nine, they start running a little late or whatever. Whatever.
God uh yeah, my same with my mom. Every time
on there there's like a new thing. There's a new
like the little prayer car. It's also more and more
people start ding, so there's more and more prayer cards
are spending going to more and more services. There's more
(43:41):
and more. It is.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
How do you feel about prayer cards on the uh,
on the kitchen, on the refrigerator.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Jeter, we got a lot of them, Irish Catholic family.
You know, it's always uh, you know.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Got that galic cross on the back. I think I
always freaked me out. Yeah, we got storm and more
door or something like that.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
That thing the rock cross, the stone cross. A lot
of times it's like they're like made it out of stone.
Scares the shit out Uh, the Pope. I like though,
I respect that. You know, we're we've never been a
big pope guy. We're like you were big in the Saints.
So this is this, this is this, this was and
then like whoever passes, like whatever connection they've had to somebody,
(44:19):
that guy comes in kind of. But yeah, it's there's
more and more of that happened.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
I know it's because this is when I was a kid.
But if I was doing that, the three would be
Pope John Paul because he was that was my pope. Yeah, yeah,
that was my guy. She seemed a little bit more
I don't know. I guess it's because I was a kid.
I seemed more legit. I don't know. Plus that time
he got shot and he lost all that blood and
he still lived in something there, Guy Fieri, now him,
(44:47):
Reagan and Lou Holtz. That would be my three hold on,
I gotta switch maybe Sinatra, yeah, all right? Or Kennedy.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
How old were you when Kennedy was shot?
Speaker 2 (45:01):
That's thirteen third. When Kennedy was shot, I would have
been in the Vietnam Warkin. I wasn't born yet. He
got shot in sixty three. Oh, really, right in sixty three,
November twenty second, nineteen sixty three.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
It was a setup, fair enough, Jesus.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
M No, I don't know, Okay. Kennedy was always bigger.
The Kennedy's were always big in our house. John John
was big in our house.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
Yeah, never in ours? Really really, Oh.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
We loved them. I remember. I remember the day that
they died. We were we were in New York. We
were living on the Upper East Side in the studio,
me and my brother. I feel like it was a
Saturday right when John John's playing went down with his wife.
Speaker 3 (45:47):
From John John. You don't know, the fucking guy John F.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Kennedy Junior. We called him John John.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
You're not listen. I know what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
They've seen him riding his bike once up there.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
You're stealing Valor. You're stealing Kennedy Valor, nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Yeah, in nineteen ninety nine, what was it?
Speaker 4 (46:01):
Uh aviation dead? Let me see, let me go.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
In flying a plane like Nantucket or Martha's vineyards.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
Whole family's cursed. Stupid to be flying your own plane. Nuts.
Speaker 4 (46:13):
Yeah, he crashed the plane light aircraft off Martha's vineyard.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Damn.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
July sixteenth, nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Does you say what day it was? I think it
was a Saturday. Let me remember going on to Martell's
after that, the Burger's and English muffins. The best, the.
Speaker 3 (46:31):
Best way to grief at my clothes, boy John, your
little brunch?
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Uhday Friday? Okay, way off?
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Fucked?
Speaker 2 (46:45):
All right?
Speaker 3 (46:45):
Let's see here. Uh this was from Connas ten dollars.
Homie never had one red? Are you garbage? If your
parents got divorced and your mom sold the wedding ring
to take you on their dream vacation, mom sold her
wedding ring and took me and my grandma to Italy,
where my former stepdad had always wanted to go.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
My former step dad had always wanted to go.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
Her mom got a divorce from from the stepdad. He
always wanted to go to Italy. She sold the ring
the step dad gave her as a vandetta like these
Italians do. That's all right. Imagine cheers in with like
an apparol sprits over there or like a fucking Morietti
beer or whatever they're called.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
A little more cabelly for everybody.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
Wow, sweet it is. Yeah, I never liked that small
dig base it anyway.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
He knew how to buy a ring though. That's gotta
be like what five six seven something.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
That's like heist type ship where you're over there. That's
that's that's like the Italian job.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
That's a fucking that's Machiavelian a man, listen, there's.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
That is like just sweet, sweet man, go fuck yourself.
This is what I'm doing. You were a piece of ship.
I'm gonna take it.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
We don't know any of this. By the way, she could.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
Have been stepping out on him for all you know.
Probably was over there banging all these Italian dudes. Uh No,
that's awesome. That's really that is like a dirt bag.
That's a respectable dirt bag move. You tell someone that
of like, hey, my husband was I'm assuming not a
great guy. I don't know, but like if that's the narrative,
she's telling no, one's good and she goes, I sold
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the ring, took my mom and my daughter three generations
to Italy.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
That's the fucking h Julia Roberts movie. You want to see,
Not Eat Prey Love would She kind of sadbagged that guy. Anyway.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
I never saw it. I never got it.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
It wasn't like anything they just broke up or something.
Speaker 4 (48:39):
We've done this, but that was that was a movie
for my mom. I didn't really.
Speaker 3 (48:43):
Yeah, that's like what the broads were watching.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
But that's what I hadn't watch it.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
I was a Rokovich man. Come on, Albert fin give
him the Oscar man. I don't care about him. She
was great, he was great. He Wasalliane.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
I like her the Mexican, not like she's looking in
the Mexican. Mexican. Nah, it's a good one.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
It's sway and a Swayzey.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
No, that's Aaron Eckhart.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
It was one of his first ponytail in it.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
Yeah, he's all right motorcycle guy, but he was a
good house guy too, took care of the kids, all
that stuff. She was out doing whatever the fuck she
was doing. But that's the that's the Julie Roberts movie.
You want to see. She pawns the ring, she takes
the family over to Italy.
Speaker 3 (49:28):
Yeah, there's something about that in the dirt bag of like,
you know, that's like what you do to your boat,
like you can't get me, you know, like I'm getting
it's the last laugh type thing. It's like I put
up with you wanted to.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Go, Yeah, you wanted to go. Well, you shouldn't have
been sleeping with so and so down at the water
hanging out with Delane Bryant. Good for them. That's great garbage, yes, garbage, yeah,
but power.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
I mean, like a respected dirt bag move that chest,
that dirt bag chest.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
I love it, and I couldn't. I mean, if someone
did that to me, I'd be.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
Like, that's what I'm saying, I'd give.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
Him the I'd give them the Michael Kane at the
end of Batman fucking was he drinking fernet or something
like that?
Speaker 3 (50:15):
I'm a big if you. If I get got, I
respect to getting got really yeah right, I ever tell
you I got my car? Used to we used to
in high school egg one kid's car, a bunch of me.
But then I got egged one time by a bunch
of kids. I was cruising, me and Vinnie with the
skinny looming a cooking down something some road, a lot
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of hills lined with fucking evergreen trees that backed up
to a basin. So there and then there's no turn
into that neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
Like that's fucking sniper rally. Oh dude, we had a
row of trees that we used to fucking come out
like fucking the jolly men of the woods.
Speaker 3 (50:52):
Dude, you couldn't tell me and Vinnie were so do
We just got like three cases of beer. We were
going to this house party. You couldn't tell we were.
I had a heater going.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
I had fifty figure, how am I gonna square with
the chicks? Now?
Speaker 3 (51:06):
I was bumping, you know, probably at that point fifty
you know, some some g unit or something. Vinnie's got
a vin He's got a Marborough menthol going. I got
the marble like cooking boom cigars, cigarette lighter in the car,
had to hold it in because it didn't push it.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Then he was a Marborough menthol guy.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
Yeah, still is. I believe might he might have switched
to him seventy two's or something. He's squirrely to keep.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
Tabs on young kids.
Speaker 3 (51:32):
Young kids smoking thick menthols is tough.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
That's a that's that's that's a that's a certain Yeah,
you can see that. You put the binoculars on. You
see the trouble coming, you know, to be mis Cleo's.
Speaker 3 (51:47):
He's in the drugs man. Oh no, uh huh. Then
that always sucked because I would always run out right
and he always I was never like a backup pack guy,
you know what I mean. He was he'd come out
with the pack he was working on, and then a
(52:08):
full pack as well, because I think at that point
his parents were buying like he was getting them, you
know what I mean. So it was very like he
was very in the He also I don't think he
started to like kind of later than the rest of
us though, but he was always heavy in the He
always had a pack in his car, like ah, like
an extra you know. Solid great I mean, Ben, he
(52:30):
was a great shotgun guy, and uh he so whenever,
whenever I would run out of cigs, I didn't need
any more. I'm already cooking through. Yeah, and he'd give
you one of those, like when Sam Talon gave me
that American spirit at the blackjack table four in the morning.
You're handing me a fucking Beats pipe.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
Got the hiccups going. I those American spirits. Man, you'd
be smoking that thing till Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (53:07):
Start aging real quick, smoking d MT. Oh god, damn boy.
Uh yeah, I don't mess with that. But we were
driving down this hill, so it's like we're already picking
up speed fucking Friday, and I couldn't tell us ship.
I remember thinking, I remember being like, we are fucking
these are the Daysia, you know, to the days we
(53:29):
won't remember with the friends.
Speaker 2 (53:30):
We won't forget that half a dozen of brown hit
the fucking side of the cars just.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
Like fucking man, it's just sound like suppression fire coming
from the tree line.
Speaker 2 (53:41):
Dude, and I generation killed.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
I fucking wrongly turned my windshield wipers on and that
smeared it.
Speaker 4 (53:48):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (53:48):
We were flying blind for a minute. It was a
white out, Dude. I slammed. I pulled off into like this.
There was a small little like shoulder like area whatever
like utility or where like a fire hydron would be
or something that little area. I pulled off about one
hundred yards away and you just hurt all. I couldn't
see shit. It was dark out. These motherfuckers just laughing,
(54:10):
running into the night. And I was like, me and
Vinne're standing there, still got the heater going, and I went,
you know what they got me? They we got got nothing.
I've gotten a lot of people. These people, these kids
have gotten me, passed the baton onto a new generation
and war.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
They got you in the windshield cooked and that's dangerous.
Speaker 3 (54:29):
Cooked me, dude, I was fucking flying blind, dude.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
Brad Pitt f one bare freaking out.
Speaker 3 (54:36):
That reminds you of another time Me and Pat were
I don't know if I told you were driving down
to a Phillies game, Dollar Dog night wood Haven Road.
It was like the is like a highway and a
piece of car. This girl he was dating this girl.
I think I told you I was having a little
uh dating the girl's friends. So me and Patter in
the back seat having a couple of roadies, right, you know,
(54:58):
or seventeen, going down to.
Speaker 2 (54:59):
Sure they're driving. The two girls are up front, two
girls are up front. Yeah, we were a heater crew, dude,
in Mormenthal lights. You don't like a classy brad school
girls smoking, That's all I knew, high school girls smoking heaters. Dude,
we were a heater crew. Post up, have a heater.
Let me get my head straight.
Speaker 3 (55:20):
But a piece of cardboard flew up and covered the
wheat shield. I never told you, dude. Like we were
in a white Jetta like these two, these two rich
frauds had a white we're girl on a white Jetta.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
You must have bitched up quick now.
Speaker 3 (55:36):
They started turn off. The driver closed her eyes. Girl
Alison put her hands on her. Don't I literally I
had a moment a like. I looked at Pat, I'm like,
this might be it. Like what we just got into
Billy Joels was like the good die young type thing.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
And at least something we got late.
Speaker 3 (55:58):
Yeah, at least do you can go with two chicks?
A couple of peters going with a sixer between me
and my bets pal.
Speaker 2 (56:05):
They were both rock hard when we found him.
Speaker 3 (56:10):
Not a way, not a dude, seventeen, what's better than that.
Speaker 2 (56:15):
You oyster coat was still playing on a radio.
Speaker 3 (56:17):
That's probably fifty again. Yay tearing his lump.
Speaker 2 (56:20):
One's got egg on him, no ship, Uh huh? What'd
you do? They?
Speaker 3 (56:28):
She covered her eyes, and I remember I think we
were I don't know. I think it finally just like
caught another gust of wind and flipped off. But I
mean there was about four seconds.
Speaker 2 (56:38):
A girlish shriek from Kevin Ryan.
Speaker 4 (56:41):
No.
Speaker 2 (56:41):
I remember being like after that, he was friend zones.
Speaker 3 (56:44):
Folks, you're going to need a fresh pair underwear. Any
one of you brawls got a pair. They got a
set of them dogs laying around you walking on a
pair of Juicy anybody want to go and haves on
a pair of solo you good pants? Man? Those things hit.
I've said this before, those solo yoga pants.
Speaker 2 (57:07):
Someone's not getting into college trouble.
Speaker 3 (57:09):
Someone's not getting up from behind their desks for an hour.
Speaker 2 (57:13):
The good news it it's not a d h D.
His kid's got a stinger. It won't go like that.
Speaker 3 (57:19):
I mean, yeah, they're rolling out yoga pants when you're
a junior in high school. I was freaking. I've had
deviating from them.
Speaker 2 (57:28):
That's the first time I saw lacey underwear. Thongs hadn't
hit when I was a kid. They hit.
Speaker 3 (57:35):
They hit in eighth grade for us.
Speaker 2 (57:37):
If a girl was wearing a thong my senior year.
Speaker 3 (57:43):
They were still the big thongs that came up like
over the hips. Yeah, like you know, the fucking banana
boat girls were winning.
Speaker 2 (57:49):
Yeah, you were rocking that year. What we call a hit.
Speaker 3 (57:53):
I can't be wearing them the fucking school. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (57:57):
Kid. Guys fired left it right, but lacy ones were
in and it was starting to become the era of
where they were coming out of the back out of jeans.
Speaker 3 (58:07):
I know, I think I didn't go to I didn't
go to middle school.
Speaker 2 (58:11):
Man, I flunked every test that year.
Speaker 3 (58:14):
I don't think that was.
Speaker 2 (58:17):
I wish I could say your name, well, don't something else?
Speaker 3 (58:22):
Oh man, I haven't thought about that story being in
the back of that car.
Speaker 2 (58:27):
What are you talking about, folks, will be.
Speaker 3 (58:31):
That's your message from cashp.
Speaker 2 (58:34):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (58:35):
Alright, let's see here there's another just slightly slightly touched
on today Antoni's Kenemine Therapist. I'm a ten dollar stockholder,
longtime listener, first time commenter, never had one Red tried.
Is it garbage? Now? You know? Is it garbage to
sucked the toothpaste out of the tube or put a
smear on the brush itself.
Speaker 2 (58:53):
Put a smear on the brush itself.
Speaker 3 (58:56):
Let's say you're getting it out, that's all I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I mean it's easy if you're going mouth to is
what people do. I don't think so. I mean, I've
never seen that. I think in the commercials it's you know,
they display how you do it, and it's on the toothbrush.
Speaker 2 (59:11):
I've I've taken the toothbrush and jammed it in there
when I'm really out. If you can get like the
tip of the bristles in, you can't get the whole thing. No,
of course not.
Speaker 3 (59:20):
I'm also I don't know if everybody does this. I
think I'm really good at getting all of it out.
I think I have some tricks in my take it
and go well that's I mean, that's rookie shit.
Speaker 2 (59:30):
We're and I'm ten years older than you. We had
the fucking the can opener key that you would stick
at the end of the thing and turn it. Yeah,
that thing would be sitting there and that's just when
they made them out of metal. They were brutal. I
feel like I was fucking fighting in the fucking Civil War.
You know what else I thought of my toothpowder?
Speaker 3 (59:48):
Uh, the wildly made obsolete doodoo plastic and containers and
stuff like that. Can opener I remember most houses would
have like the we had a standalone mechanical can Oh,
(01:00:09):
That's what I was taught. That was either really classy
or really trashy, depending on the application. That was like
if it was left over from the sixties, was a powerwash.
Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
But rust lot that rust juice on it. That's what
that is, dud.
Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
There's I cannot look at a can opener and not
think a tuna of tuna fish. I just can't do it,
and hating it. I remember having dig to the trash
one time for something.
Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
You're guy.
Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
Now, and everybody in my family loved it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
I love it. You do it, tuner.
Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
I get so mad at my girl and she does it.
It stinks she doesn't clean the sink properly shut it down.
Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Never do you need those dudes from Monsters, Inc. To
Kim in the shut that down.
Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
It's never the guy person who's making it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Never.
Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Thank God that I have to put it out. My
wife doesn't like, can't you just leave it with you?
Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
What do you gotta put it in water? You?
Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Ever, by, I think the stuff in the pouch is
more dry, right it is.
Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
That was a game change.
Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
I'll give you that. You can do that, but then like, yeah,
thank you. I mean, I don't know if I'd be
able to stay married to my wife if she was
eating tuna fish once a week.
Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
I love I suppishly. On a Saturday, the game's on.
You get a nice tuner going, nice fresh loaf of bread,
some regular chips, not kettle cooked, just straight up Lays
or hers or whatever. You got real in that little pickle,
maybe a bread and butter, nice root beer. It's nice, however,
not for me. I'm with you. I get it. One
time I bought it and it was in oil. What
(01:01:40):
what am I fucking Spanish? What the fuck is this?
These full star denes in here. I got the wrong pals.
But now I'm kind of into that stuff, which is weird.
The high, the the the in in Spain, that's like
a like, uh, what's the delicacy? Yeah, they're like big
on it or not in Spain. San Sebastian, I gotta
get over there.
Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
It's getting bigger. There's like that. It's like fu Fu company,
fish wife. I have liket and like they're big.
Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Yeah. Jose Andre, the guy with the real tight beard.
He does. He makes a couple of sandwiches with that.
You know us I phone in love with. He's the
British chef. He kind of has longer hair, he's older.
He wears like a weird chef's hat and he always
has the apron really high. Uses a lot of butter,
(01:02:28):
Michael something. Maybe I dig him nothing, I really dig him. Yeah,
he focks with that stuff. Told about butter and a
life without butter.
Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
Thomas Straker No, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Sounds like a dude from Top Gun.
Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
We lost Straker what he's our best guy. Uh But
back to the toothpaste. It's insane. If you're going mouth
to nozzle, that's like maybe you live by yourself, but
like if multiple people are using that, I mean me
and my wife, you separate toothpaste.
Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
There's kind of small. It's just yours. You're not getting
any toothpaste anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Maybe, yeah, I don't, I don't know. It's not for me.
Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Good friend of mine in high school it was later
lives with I think we were in about college age.
She told me, She's like, do you ever brush your
teeth with hot water? And I was like, no, I
tried it one time. She's like, it's it feels like
you just got them polished.
Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
Well in the shower. It tends to be warmer than
the sink.
Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Yeah. Yeah, it feels good and you brush them with
hot water.
Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
It's a change of uh. Yeah, yeah, I'll give you that.
Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
I don't hate it. I think about it. I think
Siphus Sound said that, he goes, I don't when we
ask Hibody if you bruh his teeth showercause I don't
like brushing my teeth with warm water. And now I
think about that. I think about Cipher every time I'm
in the shower.
Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Yeah, I love that Ciphus.
Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Sounds shout out to him, sip a sound rock solid
sip of sounds. Uh this is from a dog storm
rider ten dollars wood fired pizza pie enthusiast. Never have
one red glem is it garbs have a one a
dead or alive bon Jovi on at the Wedding Reception playlist.
I mean, dude, if you're playing one at Dead or
Alive at the wedding.
Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
Because I want it that isn't a good late night
saying it needs to be a little sped up.
Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
There's a lot of standing around. If that's the case,
I feel that's not one you can really be bop.
There's a lot of interlude to it. I think you
need like but when that wanted?
Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Yeah, I think at a certain point in the night,
it's just good time tunes.
Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
Yeah, that one's all. I would just argue that one specific.
There's better good time tuons than that.
Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
I give it to you find the SoundCloud remix.
Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Sure, So I'm a little sped a little more fucking Uh,
can you give me a trippy red would do?
Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Can you give me a check on that? Is that
from the Young Guns two soundtrack? Want it be or Alive?
Because I know he did the one from the original
Young Guns which was a blaze of glory.
Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
I'm going down and he's not my cup of tea.
He killed that though, him and Bruce, I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
That fucking movie looks gonna.
Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
Be awesome against the I just don't like either what
they were like I was too young, like bon Jovi
came out back out to me. Yeah, I meant the
American hero. Well that was different. My No one liked
bon Jovi or or I imagine you're Segar in my
(01:05:20):
head or Springsteen.
Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
I imagine your parents weren't big on Dylan, no anti war bullshit.
Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
Buddy, We're fucking red blooded Americans. Nah, I mean dad
was stones, heavy into the stones, you know, all that,
like real classic rock. Sure, step mom was seager. Mom
was more like temptatious like.
Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
That.
Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Really their generation, it would.
Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
Have been oldies when they grew up, though my mom
was born in the fifties, so it's like when they
were in their twenties that was probably considered the oldies.
That was the first time there was actual radio programming,
so that was programmed as this is the older stuff,
right Hey, I just made that theory up.
Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
But because my I think my parents graduated high school
in I don't know, sixty eight, but they listened to
shit from the late fifties and sixties. I always thought
that was because Wolfsbury was like five or ten years behind.
Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
No, I think it was just programmed as no kid,
that was the first oldies that generation, because until you know,
there was like the radio music programming. Wasn't there until
I think, like to what the sixties seventies is when
it really started.
Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Doing that motown on it.
Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
I'm bare, dude. You put on fucking build Me Up
Buttercup at a fucking Sullivan wedding. Who me and Aunt
Patty you're gonna be out? And Patty hit the splits
one time she said she's got one more left inner.
We're all waiting for her to break it out.
Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
What you could do a split?
Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
Yeah? Ant Patty? Who hits it?
Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
Could you do a split?
Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Split?
Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
I got a bad back right now. If you look,
I'm sitting like a goddamn question. Mark fixed me with
AI Wanted.
Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
That Alive is off their nineteen eighty six album Slippery
went Wet.
Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Okay, but I don't no kidding.
Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
There's no real connection.
Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
To Young Guns. Yeah, but the Blaze of Glory's Young Guns.
That was a young Gun soundtrack. Damn that was off
Slippery when Wet. That was his first album.
Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
That name sounds so corny to me too, not back then, sure, yeah,
just to me, it's like it's and people push back.
It's just like the way I was interesting. He was
introduced to me as.
Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
The Wow, Wow you have they're talking about Wow Richie
on the fucking Richie Sambora.
Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
This is dumb, dude, the blood. It's like, dude, you're
fucking forty eight. Defeather your bangs. Get a normal pair
of jeans. I should watch this acum. But when they
were they were kids, I know, but I didn't see that.
I saw them when he was forty four doing that
ship playing. It'd be like, you like eminem Limp Biscuit
than him on t RL, and you're like, get this
(01:07:51):
geezer off, My.
Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
Gotta have the sticker here, wait for Holy for Spears,
this show up.
Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
I'm waiting for Already by Christina Aguilera to play at
number three today.
Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
All I need is half this song. Thank you Garson.
Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
All Right, we gotta wrap it up.
Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
Gang, what a fun one. Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Gang.
Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
If you haven't grab tickets for the Back on the
Block tour, grab tickets, all right, we want to see
you out there. Grab tickets in Philly. Let's fucking go.
Come out to the Metropolitan Theater. It's our last show
of the year. We want to see you. We love you.
Tanke you to cash app take you to garage beers.
Take you to Kippie and take you to you Luke.
Thank you to all the bozos and the homies. We
(01:08:32):
love you. We'll see you next week.
Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
By