Too Many Beers w/ Garbage Island!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
So another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show
where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy
individuals or absolute trash. Now Here are your hosts, Kevin
Ryan and h Foley.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Hey everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
This is Garbage Island. I'm your host, date fully coming
at you on a beautiful day. Half back here at
Tody's in a new edition. She's already passed the fuck out.
We rode dickhead all over her forehead. Mike Coast is
coming at you right next to me. He is the
CEO of Are You Garbage? He is an international businessman

(00:41):
of my best pound of the whole word, and I'd
love him.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Give it up for kJ Kevin James, Ryan.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
What off Gangs? Shout out to you, thanks for tuning in.
They're not gonna let me get through this.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
We love you.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Thanks for tuning in.

Speaker 6 (00:48):
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Speaker 4 (00:51):
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Speaker 1 (00:53):
Sponsor on the show. Shout out to the Kelse Brothers.
The boys are in. And speaking of boys being in,
we got two of the best and brightest.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
And half in the bag.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
Not today they've been.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Out in the sun eat for last seventy two hours,
giving up for Crystal O'Connor, Tommy Pope, I'm stuff filing
baby here.

Speaker 7 (01:16):
What a pleasure to be back, What a pleasure to
be back. The garage beers are flowing, they're nice.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Thank you, buddy.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
This is fine.

Speaker 6 (01:22):
Just to set the text with the listeners, set the
stage for the listener out there. I got to you
doing on your phone at eight eighteen am, drinking at
Spring Lounge for a little bit. If you're around lo
O l eight eighteen you're at the bar. Yeah, you're
at the bar going Who else could I invite you?
You're not even at the bar.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Happened a good.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Time night camp on a Monday.

Speaker 8 (01:42):
Roll roll up and you'll see. I invite you there
a couple of weeks ago. Sure, because we planned on
drinking a long time ago.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Eight am, getting after it.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
You know our Judy and Punch closed out in the store.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
It did.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, No, pretty sure.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Maggie's all still, little Maggie, Maggie still.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I think they're both.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
He's still cooking.

Speaker 6 (01:59):
No, O'Connor's got the million yards stay are already.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Maggie's shrunk.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
No, I'm sorry. Can I have a fact check on
whether Judy and Punch closed.

Speaker 6 (02:12):
According to the m X statement you you were there
three weeks ago? Can I get a ring camel my cat?
Make sure it's a life.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Making fun of me before because of my cat? Still banging,
still banging.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, I'll get rid of all that.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
Course, that's where did you get that idea?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I went by there one day and told him.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
It was closing. Heybody, gonna have to get the buck
out of here?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Am trying to drink?

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Are you sure they're open?

Speaker 9 (02:34):
Yeah, Queen's got it open right now.

Speaker 8 (02:37):
If you did it the visual skin of this whole
table and said, who who's drinking?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
At eight am?

Speaker 4 (02:42):
I'm looking looking at this guy?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
I know me?

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah, Tommy behint backwards.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I wasn't.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
I was skateboard on your shoulders.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Tough fellow kids.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
You kids go to school here. I was sleeping a
day though too.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
He's got no shoes on.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
What were you doing?

Speaker 5 (03:00):
What is this you late today?

Speaker 4 (03:02):
We have a that's our rick rub. You don't even
know how to turn them off?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Do you not wear shoes? You don't wear shoes when
you're well.

Speaker 9 (03:12):
It's tough back there, so I take them off just
to run back.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
I got talking about what is this?

Speaker 9 (03:18):
The tight run back there? And then there's a bunch
of outlets anything.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
How big are your shoes?

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Pretty big?

Speaker 4 (03:24):
He wears Birkenstocks.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Oh good lord.

Speaker 8 (03:27):
Sometimes sometimes autism speaks and it shouldn't.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Tommy, what a think for you to get in a
pair of birke You're a fashionable guy. You got burks,
you will go to Berks.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I got slot, I got Burke slides. You do, yeah,
when you're buying weed down and honestly, wouldn't.

Speaker 9 (03:41):
Act like that, but have a great attitude.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
You don't go barefoot a lot.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
No for the audio listener. The fuse has been lit
on Tommy.

Speaker 9 (03:52):
Do you know?

Speaker 4 (03:54):
No? I have nice feet, very nice to show him off.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
You've never seen his feet?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
I can't remember.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Also, ye, a nice plush carpet. We got the no
show socks.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
You like that?

Speaker 9 (04:14):
Get on cam, Get on camp.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Jesus Christ, Why you don't have floor cams?

Speaker 3 (04:23):
What do you think we got that?

Speaker 10 (04:24):
There?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
You whisper in my hair? Real slow Timmy trying to
get his only fans off the ground.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Where are you going?

Speaker 1 (04:36):
What the fuck are you doing?

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Why?

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Why?

Speaker 6 (04:45):
Aging doctor Hammer Poe. I mean, dude, you think that's
not on camera? You're fucking You're in front of the
gets cam. You're in front of six cameras.

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Speaker 5 (05:01):
What do you do?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Get the worms at you?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
This sing bad? Could we set this up? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:07):
He just he just ruined every shot.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
You can't sit over there, you were back to the can. No,
you got worrunning the broadcast. It's fine, Hey, Tommy, garage.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Bear, Tommy, Tommy, they can't see the garage beer sign.
Get out of the way. Yeah, I'm blocking the garage beer.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Be funny if you had a garage put a garage
beer sign on your back. Man. No, I was asleep
this morning at eight o'clock because I slept all day yesterday.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
I just said, hey, let it ride, sorry.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Go ahead. So I wasn't a drinking at day o'clock.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
What was the eight am drink? You're drinking? And why
didn't have to do that to be at eight am?

Speaker 1 (05:50):
No?

Speaker 4 (05:50):
You got hit Yeah, more due and Polymo. Why was
it eight am?

Speaker 8 (05:55):
Because we had to do a quick intro shoot to
the Dane and Katie.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Uh, look at this episode.

Speaker 8 (06:03):
So essentially it was three. Look at this film film
shoot days.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
It was totally unnecessary. I just wanted to get drunk.
It seems like it was European money involved in this.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
It's actually three.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
I woke up at seven. That wasn't my idea.

Speaker 8 (06:23):
Well, believe it or not, Christmas, when I get drunk
at ten, I don't need to.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
I could sleep in.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
And get fucking canned as soon as I wake up.
I don't need that.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Bullship can't tell me what to do it.

Speaker 8 (06:33):
But it's it's got like a visual appeal to it,
like it's you know, you're out in the wild.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
keV, keV, you're a booty. You love spring Lant I
do like.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
You brought you up today. He talked about you. He
loves you guys.

Speaker 8 (06:47):
He's he's a shoutout to walk this back.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
No, no, no, very highly.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
It's a great part and consent. We just want to
a different vibe, in a different feel, and we had to.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
We want a bar you've never been there. We had,
there's a new were you cooking?

Speaker 5 (07:09):
It's great you get one question. When when is this
question to get answered? When you when do you think?
Twenty five minutes from now I.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Don't know, you won't cut to the chair.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
I'll cut to the fucking chase, all right.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Then cut to it and you're both talking industry.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
Yeah, you guys wentlly. You guys are real fucking Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Projecting so hard right now? You know what the regular guys,
why don't.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
You stay on that side? What's the fucking point.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
When your hair, your brother Tommy, regular guys like us
who drink garage beer, We don't follow this Hollywood jargon.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Well, we wanted to have a.

Speaker 8 (07:46):
Little footage of something different than look at this.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
It's an intro to look at this.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
I like it. Yeah. Yeah, it's a great bar.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
They have they head out out Spring Lounge out.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Dave, did you cook in there?

Speaker 8 (07:58):
No, we rented a kitchen that you guys recommended, Kevin recommends, okay.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
And we cooked.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Do I get a producer credit on this? Do I
wet my beak anywhere? Hell? I was a field producer.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
That would be cool. If you guys, if you cooked
in a restaurant for an episode, that'd be awesome.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
That would be awesome.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
Yeah, that's the plan.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Take over like now for always producing.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, let's go, we'll get you got will swell. I
don't know if that counts as like an idea.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
I didn't hear it before you.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
But when you talk about comedy and they're like, you know,
what's a good place Fucking Madison Square gardening there.

Speaker 8 (08:31):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
It's brilliant. I should have done a show there. My
mother said that to me. Why are you guys cooking
a nice kitchen?

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Nice kitchen.

Speaker 8 (08:45):
My buddy got hired to write for Jimmy Fallon years ago.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
My buddy, well, you know, Luke.

Speaker 8 (08:53):
Luke's your friend, right, well, tell him to talk to
Jimmy and then you could do it.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
It's like, yeah, it's that easy.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
Yeah, it's getting a job in the getting into someone
voucher in the local Uncle Johnny.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
They all love Johnny down there. Get him in there, Johnny,
O Vouchtroy'll get you your book.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
My mother can only drink water through a fountain like
a cat.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
I believe it.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
He's talk making fun of me from the cat thing
with the water.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
It's crazy.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
What's crazy the fact that you gotta run water through
a fountain for these.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
A delayed fuse.

Speaker 7 (09:22):
Come on, you don't you can't act like you don't
know what he's talking about tom has like a delayed fuse.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
I heard you, twed you. I heard you the first time.
You're in a bit of a delay yourself.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
He delayed fused his own delight. I feel like I'm
a fish.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
You guys, your double delight fuse, your own delay fusion.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
You're like the fattest second grader dressed like that.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (09:44):
I don't know the back hair?

Speaker 3 (09:46):
What do you mean my hair back? You can take
it off if you want to. You look great, bangs, buddy,
you look great.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
I miss you, guys.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
I miss you too.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
The last time you were here, I think you said
we're going to see them more now that we're gone,
and that's not the case.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
That's what everybody says before they leave somewhere. Don't worry, honey.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
I'll be right back.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
I'll be closer you than ever. I'm just going to
New Zealand for a few weeks.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Right over your shoulder. Anytime you need me, close the door.
What a fucking idiot? You love me?

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Right?

Speaker 9 (10:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:21):
I love you all right? Cut that.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
I just thought, Tommy, I just look over, its already dead.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
We're back, Tommy. What's the dog's name booka hooka. You
are a Guido that was gonna be like Donna Tella
Versachi name is to Beppo.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
I feel like.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
We thought about.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
That. What's sure for s carl Ship.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
Sorryl Bred, Sorry guys, I started drinking.

Speaker 8 (10:57):
I tried to make Hey, I get I get the
no sock, no shoes, shoes off, shoes off pod.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
It's so nice.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
My nails are real.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
I feel like you're in the basement of like anil
a nice an.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
So long your.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Nails, it's bad.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
I've gotten terrible. Get up, Get up there, No, put
my socks back on, and no, you're It's hard.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Not with the long nails.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
It's hard with the four hundred pound body, the nails.
If I took my socks off right now, I just
wouldn't put them back on for ever.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
How do you get your socks on?

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Boomerang?

Speaker 3 (11:35):
I had these little elves that live in my closet.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
It's actually falls under Luke's part of production responsibility.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
No wife been away, its going sockless. I sit on
the bed socks but it's just ripped.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
It's ripped.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I sit on the bed. I sit on the bed
and like.

Speaker 8 (11:53):
Take my legs off, put my socks on and reapply
my legs.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
Like a standard human being.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
I sit on the bed side and I put them on.

Speaker 7 (12:03):
Yeah, let me see your So your nails are getting
along because you can't cut them or.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Because no, no I could.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
I just choose not.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
I just like forget and don't and then all of
a sudden are real long, and then I start scratching
my legs with them, and I like it. Oh that's nice, man,
So I love ripping me too. I love it.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
The big ones I can when you forget and they're long.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Yeah, and you're.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Basically what I do. Wait, you could you could do
your big toe too. Oh yeah, it's a risky one.
It's a risky one. I could never hurt yourself. No
one could rip one of my big toes.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Don't try that, as long as you're a professional.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
No, no, you.

Speaker 7 (12:45):
Got a good you gotta you gott a beer too,
You got some popcorn?

Speaker 1 (12:49):
You start ripping your nails apart. I bet you do
it when you cross your legs and put one under
it and you sit there and pick it like that,
don't you? I do do Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, because
you gotta clamp down. Yeah, I can't do with my
big toe. My big toenails are like thick, same like
that an oyster shell.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
Real, No, that's his big toenails like it grows from the.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
Disgusting.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
I was gonna pittch a podcast toes it more with
Uncle Hank. What do you do with clippers?

Speaker 4 (13:24):
You have your feet out?

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Freak time he used his hair clippers on them, get
the hair.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
Off, softens them up with a little bit of olive oil.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
No anytime, I I don't know. I hear stories like that.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Pick do you pick it all? What do you pick?
I'll pick it something, but I but.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
My nails there.

Speaker 8 (13:45):
Yeah, I don't pick my toenails. If if I hear
somebody picking toenails, this is crazy.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
I shouldn't say.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
This, probably gonna cut it. I just think about the.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Woman, what woman that they're with?

Speaker 8 (13:59):
Yeah, I think when I think of someone's hygiene.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Oh oh yeah, I think.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, you know Timy's referring a finger blast.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
I just think of their hu ha being all fucking blasted.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah, I mean I take care of my nails for
that kind of stuff.

Speaker 10 (14:15):
You can wash up before you stick toenails or anybody
doing that.

Speaker 11 (14:20):
What do you tell you you don't wash up when
you ship, dude, I play by the rules, which are
what the rules?

Speaker 4 (14:28):
Lady?

Speaker 7 (14:29):
Wait, Tommy, Ladies, the lady sets the rules. The lady
will go touching with toenail fingers.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
No, the lady buys the ticket for the game.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
You set the rules.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
It's your steadium. This is Italian verse Irish right here.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
Yeah, you don't have any rules.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
Wait, tom can we get another bullet for Tommy?

Speaker 5 (14:46):
Actually, I would like to fill.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Up, Tommy. Before you make love? Do you wash your hands?

Speaker 4 (14:51):
What you do?

Speaker 5 (14:54):
That's crazy? You don't wash your hands in fact, no.

Speaker 8 (14:56):
Like I'm saying, like it if it's if it's in.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
The moment, you can't fuck that up. And I actually
I'm at the point now where like if that little delay.

Speaker 8 (15:09):
You're jerking off, yeah, or it could just turn me
off where I'm just done.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Oh yeah, you know you're just like I'm out, you know, waiting, Hey,
I'm taking off.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
I was cute. Luke filled up like three quarters and
was like he's gonna yell at me when he sees that,
and and topped your back off like his hair. Sun.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
You don't hit him, Luke. Luke is very It's funny
how how close you to have become over the years.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
I found Luke and I yeah, really, hey, you know.

Speaker 9 (15:38):
You guys we connected over vacation.

Speaker 8 (15:42):
I feel like this is just Tom Cassidy in a
different different hurt me.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Like a good father figure.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
Yeah we cut all that.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Wait, you guys are close.

Speaker 9 (15:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
I'm just saying they spend a good chunk of time
to he's afraid of Tommy. We were away for a
week together. Are you afraid of me?

Speaker 1 (16:04):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (16:05):
I'm very nice to you.

Speaker 9 (16:06):
Or the fatherly way?

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Got to respect? Short fuse, drink a lot, fly off
the handle. He came in drunk, yelling at people, a
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(18:44):
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Speaker 4 (19:25):
Do us a favor, Tell them the boy sent you.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
We love you. You know what, for a while, I
did have a real addiction to most things.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Let me get Hawaiian shirts out there and being somebody.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Well, you had a real addiction to what. I don't
know if they have them everywhere, but McDonald's Asian women.
McDonald started making a burger called the Daily Double.

Speaker 8 (19:51):
No, I know everything I say.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Said Asian women. I made a funny face of the camp.

Speaker 7 (19:58):
It's funny thing you say, brought it back. I don't
know if they have these everywhere.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
It's funny.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
It's a good bit.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
McDonald's has this good podcast. I'm just rehashing a joke
you just said.

Speaker 7 (20:09):
No, it's good anyway.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
The double cheeseburgers. That what you said.

Speaker 6 (20:16):
I'm pretty sure he named a lottery game. He's like,
I did a double play when I get there.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
You heard me, and then you hurt me with it.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
What were you saying, fantasy?

Speaker 4 (20:26):
You were saying something about being.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
It is a double cheeseburger. It's called a daily double.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
That was just because you got it every day.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
It was a double cheeseburger. Yeah, no, it's McDonald's doing me.
They have to think about the daily double. Every time
you say something twice double cheeseburger, but one slice cheeseburger,
cheeseburger and then it has uh, lettuce, tomato, the burger,
onions and mayonnaise. That's the burger and there's something about it.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
It's so good. I've been like addicted to.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
I was saying this like I probably had about three
a week. Yeah. I was saying this, not recently, but
for a good part of this week. I want to do.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
I want a good part of the summer. It's September,
he said. Not. He said not.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Recently, not really, like not in the last month or so.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
You gotta give me that.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
September the whole month. Can't argue me on that, dude.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
I want to do a cooking show where you're in
a you're in a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Yeah, you're on a cooking show.

Speaker 7 (21:24):
Wait a minute, No want I was telling Tommy yesterday
that I want to do no.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
No, no no. I'm just a part of it, the
cooking show where my partner's.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
Podcast too.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Can't a guy drink a little and get nice.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Go ahead, part of the no Italians.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
But here's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
You just took a five hour energy He's good. You
take a daily after the podcast. You take it like
it's record, take it from the top.

Speaker 7 (21:57):
You take a daily double, daily double. Just any McDonald's cheeseburger.
I would want to walk into any restaurant and go
beat this, yeah, and have them try to make a
better burger than a McDonald's double cheeseburger.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
I gotta be honest. That's not a cooking show. That's
you being a bit of a dicky. Better than this
nine always in your fancy, fancy French restaurant.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Clip it, clip it up. The thing is, if they
can't take it on, if they take it, it's, you know,
it's admission of failure. I'll tell you why they I'll
tell you why they can't because it's I know, it's
you know, additives and bad stuff for you. I'm sure
we're we're all. There's a there's some type of chemical

(22:45):
something taste in their their food, chemicals that you can't match.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
It just tastes like that.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
It can be matched. Someone can do it in a lab.
There's only some fucking chef's gonna be able to do that. Well,
then what are we paying them for? I didn't know
we were paying them.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (23:03):
And going into his restaurant saying, make this. That's you.
You go fucking if you're all that you say you are?

Speaker 10 (23:10):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Beat that? Yeah, beat this burger. Let's go back to
the and then a big look at Tommy's ideally.

Speaker 7 (23:22):
You want to cook it show or no, you wi'tup.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
This is cooking.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
The god forbid, God forbid. That was I love.

Speaker 8 (23:37):
I love how You're like, I got this and then
you realize we weren't on board, and you're like your
eyes started darting around.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
You're like, wait here, you guys aren't fucking not even
another this whole episode going live stream.

Speaker 6 (23:49):
We got we did a live start. First of all,
Tommy's on the podcast five hundred times. He randomly showed
up at a time he said maybe six. They walked
into four forty five.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Great, and he goes, well, we're not doing a live
start or.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
Not we ever did out there.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
You don't want to waste it. Yeah, we hadn't gotten
your we hadn't got your happy.

Speaker 8 (24:07):
Juice over here, fucking shoe lits talking about an old X.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
I'm thinking about sucking my.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
Mama dead. Cats.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
You training your eyebrows to go up more the fucking balls.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
Tommy took his eyebrow juice today.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Sir, these eyebrows are on Blue Show.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
They're all having fun.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Nothing that.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
You're living.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
This is a miss.

Speaker 6 (24:40):
Literally said, this is my third beer when this started.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
It's a garage beer. So they're delicious.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
What are you mad about?

Speaker 6 (24:49):
But I said, all, look, what minute are we at?

Speaker 9 (24:52):
Twenty four?

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Oh? I said thirty two?

Speaker 6 (24:54):
When you when Tommy's finally kabooms.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Fire do the thing thing?

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Hey, everybody, I don't want to be I'll do one. Yeah, boys,
where you go?

Speaker 1 (25:07):
He's getting a bed, he's going to open his does
Why no ship? This is crazy? Why you're out of
your fucking mind. I got to throw it at somebody.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
This is a guy. This is a guy.

Speaker 6 (25:26):
Dude, you just tried to connect with. Oh, you guys
are just as fucked up as us. We're like, no,
you're like, Tommy's a message. You tried to pull us in.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
We said no, you.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Guys are drinking for three days too. Huh you got
that's when you've been like slowly drinking all day when
you go.

Speaker 7 (25:42):
You guys are like, I just don't understand what anyone's saying.

Speaker 6 (25:46):
You know what I was thinking about the other day
when the last time I think we were all together
was the way you're.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Saying is making sense. You guys must be fucked up.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
The really throwing Tommy. Tommy's losing it. I don't even
you should have seen him try to take him nice place?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Is an introducer.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
I have a question. Told me to drink water. How
was San Gennaro?

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Was it nice?

Speaker 8 (26:04):
No?

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Why no? It's not the same. Huh no?

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Why no?

Speaker 5 (26:12):
I thought it was great that.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
We missed the procession. I wanted to see the procession. Yeah,
chriss bets and the what do you what? The money?
They bring.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
San Gennaro down and ja's a tomato down?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
They pork and beans, candy. Now it's time for the
rolling of the eggplant. Who's gonna catch the slippery?

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Who was a mozzarella stick? The first tom I think
I got it.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Whose sister in law has the biggest mustache?

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Sister?

Speaker 6 (26:54):
Someone who married into your family the hottest This is Tina.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Congratulations to Karen Sereni for the hairy s aren't bit?

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Third year running.

Speaker 8 (27:07):
How this girl I ever dated her eyebrow? Her eyebrows
like matched her hair top down, like she had that
like you know, like uh like wops have like spinal hair.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Oh yeah, like such.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
A nice, nice group you guys are. Yeah, and she
was like twenty five.

Speaker 8 (27:25):
That's kind of I don't know why, right, And her
fun was like a fucking it's like you knock into
a bird's nest.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
He's calling it her bun. That's so creepy, dude, that
just made you sixty two years old. At her vagina,
I think her but I don't know.

Speaker 7 (27:44):
But her butt had hair that wo.

Speaker 6 (27:51):
He sounds, she sounds. Chris is trying to actually rationalize
with them.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Her butt had hair on its.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Streaking air that ran down.

Speaker 8 (28:04):
You know, you hire like Michelin Star restaurant there like nest.
You have to crack it with the back of the spoon.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
No what I'd tell you have to ease like a cramule.

Speaker 6 (28:16):
Yeah, you got to order thirty minutes before then. Maria Kramb,
the one that got away.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
I got away. Now we're getting there.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
keV started over, started over, start, dude, start from the
top of my head.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Not as sweet as a sugary.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Can't hit me with you didn't hear? But keV hit
me with an absolute howitzer before he said that.

Speaker 7 (28:43):
I farted before we started the poor and then and
Kevin goes no, and keV goes, oh.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Fun, that's gonna smell and common here?

Speaker 5 (28:56):
Is that good?

Speaker 3 (28:57):
I mean, it's just so funny.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah, didn't believe you thought just come up with that.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Kevin just had the professional comedian even friend for fifteen years.
Did you put that together?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
You had one on flagrant too? Did you write that
he had one on flagrant to where did you hear that?
With that from super Bad? He had one on flagrant too?
He said, I'm a comedian. He said, if he went
to India, he wouldn't shower just to fit in bombing

(29:31):
with me a weekly, say one more time, cat, He said,
if you went to India, he wouldn't shower for a week.
Don't bomb twice with me to fit in im. He's
smoking in here, And you thought that was up there
with in the moment it was.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
I didn't do it justice.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Comedy's about timing, guys. I'll do it again.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
God. Kemmy said, if he went to India, he wouldn't
shower for a week just so he could fit in. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
Easy, no, and we'll be right back. But this word
from garage beers.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Here's what's going on in your.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Game? Ripped off Dorny Park advertised because you're lifting by
fucking lines. Here what I wanted, what I was thinking
about the other day, because uh, we were talking about,
uh going to a Bird's game.

Speaker 6 (30:23):
Game birds was you have? We thought it was the cool.
We went to the NFC Championship game. We got all
banged up. I don't good night time, uh me and
fully ended up on the field.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
I know, I think I will jealous. Well, you have
the video together.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Yeah, but we were.

Speaker 6 (30:39):
In the we're on the few, were like hugging it
and then we're like awkwardly just standing there. And then
while we're standing there feeling uncomfortable, he sends us a
video from behind of me and fully just oddly.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
There like we gotta get the fuck out of this
real bad.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, were well, we all go to dinner after that.
Am I crazy?

Speaker 4 (30:56):
And you went to dinner and I went home.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Yeah, we took.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
And you jumped into that woman you knew, Oh yeah,
what happened to you?

Speaker 3 (31:03):
You were.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
You were.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
We didn't see you after the game. Now I was
at the game. Garage. Beer Taste Better on the Way
Off is.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
The drunkest podcast.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
The whole thing is the whole.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
That was the Daily Double.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Yeah that lady players.

Speaker 7 (31:24):
Lady, So what dre lacrosse lady that I ran into
and we were in ship faced.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Hiccups and we got beers.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
She gave me a warm she gave me like a
warm Newcastle or something. I was a lady. This is
not what I need right now.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
You guys remember Honey Brown, Yes, I loved Honey Brown.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
I was such a hippie beer.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Dog ship.

Speaker 7 (31:47):
I see it with pizza and wings, friends of yours.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Those guys weren't hippies.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
See, that's a pop up joke.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
That kills.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
It's so good.

Speaker 8 (32:02):
She's eight years old sometimes and when he fucking kills,
he kills.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
That's a pop up joke. It's no notes.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
From about pop up.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
I thought it fell fresh and young and hip.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
How are you talking about the industry? Can we restart?
I was fresh and young?

Speaker 3 (32:19):
And why do you want to restart? What are you
worried about?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
He's all he's done is incriminate himself.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
No clean all that.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
We think. We never do anything to hurt you.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
Worry, just worried about stuff.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Yeah, yeah, you're worried about what. No, I'm sure it'll
be fine.

Speaker 7 (32:36):
I'm talking about the detailed hair of a woman's asshole.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Come on, we're having a we're having a couple of
beers and talking.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
But he's what happens with garage.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
I'm kidding.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
I don't give a ship.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Yeah, Tolly, Tommy don't care.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
I know no one's upset.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
He seems a little upset.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
I don't know what this is. I have like this
smell behind my ears.

Speaker 8 (32:55):
Oh god, I don't know what stopped doing it.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
Fingers.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
It's spost like McDonald's hamburgers. I swear to god, I
don't know what I think.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
A chef can recreate that.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Let me let me.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Oh you're gonna smell it, dude, that's fucking of it.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Now, let me get.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
Oh he just put his belly button. Get the funk
away from me. Dude, dude, I'm gonna hit you. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Gave it away. That's gonna scratch my belly button. Saw that.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
Oh you just need to get a beer too. What
that guy that upset I've been the contents of his
belly button. You don't spend enough time with him.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
It's bad.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
Can you imagine what's in there?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Put it on a napkin or something.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
Get out of there, my god, Oh no, no, no, no,
don't do that.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
Yeah yeah, oh my right, get a liceol wipe or
something in here. I gotta spray this horse down.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 7 (34:00):
It's like data data. No, I'm just saying, like when
you information, yeah, you go. Oh that's a great lily bitch.
You ever see homeless guy? I want to just smell him,
just to figure it out, just to get in there.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
Why is everyone okay with this?

Speaker 4 (34:15):
I am not disgusting. It's gross.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Where it's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
I don't think it is.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Dude, cleaning your fingers off belly button?

Speaker 7 (34:30):
Oh my god, dude, that's insane.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
What you're fucking foul?

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Why what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (34:37):
Why?

Speaker 1 (34:37):
I'm clear why?

Speaker 5 (34:38):
It's such a great question.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Yeah, he makes you the bad guy.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
He made me. He just starts reality to her. You're
like that stings in the bleach in your open wound,
cleaning for the first time.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
When you're showering.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
So I do most of the time not every day.

Speaker 8 (35:01):
The rest of the time, I'm just back pedaling.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
Not every day doing the frog. Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah, it's not thrilled. You shouldn't you cut it started over?
What the fuck you want to start it over? Yeah?
I'm so fast? What now I'm so fast?

Speaker 5 (35:25):
You smelled Foley's belly button fingers?

Speaker 4 (35:27):
Yeah, it's no one's ever.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
We've been.

Speaker 7 (35:32):
We've known each other for twenty years. You think he's
gonna stick his fingers his belly button. I'm not gonna
smell it.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
Hear that? Yeah, it's here to pick you up because
you're gonna fucking die.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
We have known each other almost twenty Yeah that crazy? Yeah, kymy,
you and I have known each other.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
I'm shocked and I'm so me too.

Speaker 9 (35:54):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (35:54):
What am I shot? At a time?

Speaker 6 (35:56):
Turned into a bad episode of jackass? He just smelled
what's equivalent of your asshole? Like talking about a double day?

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Do it do itd My favorite thing in the world
daily everything in the world is finding Kevin Ryan's edge
because he's such a good sport about everything.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
I don't have many edges. I have like one edge.
It's that it's belly button's belly.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
But you find that, you find the reuls what.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
I don't find you sexy, You're not the muffin.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
I find you tolerable. Tolerable, I mean like one of
my favorite.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
Obviously kids, no, he meant sexual sexually. Let me tell
you something that's even weirder.

Speaker 6 (38:23):
I'm not saying no, but but I can still get
the job nuts and bring him.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Up to my wife and beat this. Let me see
what his bird has se again.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Hope the parents, Well.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
That's beautiful.

Speaker 8 (38:44):
But the way the finger follies, belly button going, yeah,
this is what I need right now.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
That quarter pounds, Oh my god. No, guys, you've been
such a pleasure to be back.

Speaker 8 (39:01):
It's been great having ye one of my favorite happy
summer happy something.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
What September mid.

Speaker 7 (39:10):
I think summer's not over till September twenty First, you
said what you say, December is not over till September
twenty eighth. Summer's not over till September twenty.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
Ye, No, buddy, I'm having to play.

Speaker 6 (39:23):
It's I'm so happy to see you guys so long
we've all been together. I love the four of us
and we'll never do it again.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
I'm not bitching.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
I'm not bitching.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
I'm just telling you what the fuck is going on?

Speaker 1 (39:35):
What's going on?

Speaker 5 (39:35):
We're drunk?

Speaker 3 (39:37):
No, you've been drinking. Let me tell you something.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
I want to tell you the truth.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
I'm drunk, but my eyebrows are all.

Speaker 8 (39:47):
My eyebrows took a five hour energy I worked a
double in my back.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
But my eyebrow's doing the heavy living.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
I think if we called it, if we called the cookee,
Tommy's eyebrows would showup at the front door.

Speaker 5 (40:02):
This is live podcast. If you guys do what are
you doing your plug?

Speaker 4 (40:07):
No, I was going to say something.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
He was gonna he was gonna solicit the audience for drugs,
I believe.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
No, it was we think you're on the news or something.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Agalore Unlike Agalore.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
Remember that wide receiver the guy he was, No, he
was saving that they were there was a fire in
North Philly and they were dropping that drop and they.

Speaker 6 (40:29):
Were catching the neighborhood kids were catching them. And he's like,
we didn't drop any passes.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
I'm like, and you know what's twenty two? I forgot
that Freddy Mitchell was the guy that mcnabbed, threw that
crazy bomb down Freddy for.

Speaker 6 (40:41):
Twenty four twenty eight. Look got Freddy Mitchell twenty four
to twenty six. I think it was twenty eight Frederi
when he did all that scrambling, And yeah, I forgot
that was Freddy.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Since then, he's been scrambling at all these clubs.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
And we've we've been hanging out.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
With them them. Yeah, he was with those Coast Guard girls.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
No, they were national.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
I think he's a nice guy and not.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
Eighty No, he was number eighty four.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Fred.

Speaker 6 (41:06):
No, but the play fourth and four, fourth and twenty four,
I believe put.

Speaker 5 (41:11):
Your shoes off in the retype.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Yeah, put your shoes on when you're taking up eagles facts.

Speaker 9 (41:18):
Fourth and twenty six.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Damn fourth and twenty six.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
That was hufiliated ourselves.

Speaker 9 (41:23):
One twelve left on the clock.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Oh, that's a good year.

Speaker 5 (41:27):
Two thousand and five, Yeah, nothing happens.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (41:31):
Two thousand they lost the Super Bowl and my friend
g Doc ripped the Mercedes thing off a car.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
An emblem that McNab threw up.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Yeah, who were they playing? Saints? They were?

Speaker 4 (41:44):
Was the Saints?

Speaker 1 (41:45):
No, wass Packers. That was the fourth and twenty six.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
No, that get out that was against No, he's got
to be Patriots where they lost that Super Bowl?

Speaker 8 (41:55):
No, I thought he threw up the NFC Championship CHAMPI
Chip game to get to the Super Bowl the year
we did.

Speaker 7 (42:02):
Now he threw up in the Super Bowl for Chunky suit.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Daily News.

Speaker 9 (42:10):
Is it again? The Super Bowl? Was the Patriots?

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Yeah, threw up a really tough guy.

Speaker 6 (42:20):
First of all, your flection in the wrong room. Hommy's
three minutes from hitting somebody, and it's it's going to.

Speaker 5 (42:25):
Be you know, I'm actually not that angry.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
My eyebrails because you're a sweet kid.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
You a sweet kid. Wait? What's your team?

Speaker 9 (42:35):
Patriots?

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Crazy?

Speaker 4 (42:38):
That's your pets?

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Where are you from? Just ten minutes outside the city.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
You don't think.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
I'm doing on purpose? You?

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Oh, you're doing it on purpose, Kevin, don't.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
All right, let's start over.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
You're you're Pats fan? Yeah, that's great. Where are you from?

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Connectic?

Speaker 4 (43:06):
Get that sounds like wow, cool people from that town.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
Isn't father Patriots fan?

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Nah?

Speaker 9 (43:12):
Bearry's fan? Actually your father's away Bears fan.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
I thought you had a Chicago face. Yeah, so have
Chicago face.

Speaker 6 (43:20):
First of all, this is two drunk guys combatively interrogating.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Don't you think it's a Chicago face?

Speaker 4 (43:25):
No?

Speaker 9 (43:26):
But what i'd have to have like fifty pounds at
Chicago face?

Speaker 4 (43:29):
What what do you think when you think of Chicago?

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Him? Really? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:34):
That's I think sausages.

Speaker 7 (43:36):
Yeah, but he's gotten real like his Chicago killed bosses.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yeah, what you cook kubasa on?

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Look at dish.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Yeah, why don't we what?

Speaker 4 (43:49):
Remember you served us all bad crab and lobster.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
That wasn't all bad crab. That wasn't Tommy stalk?

Speaker 5 (43:55):
Was that keV. That was a wonderful fucking meal.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
It's a wonderful meal. You didn't like that they were dead.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
They were dead, but that wasn't.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
They were just frozen.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
We tried to bring them back a little bit.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Really, I think so.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
I haven't felt the same since.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Why did you feed him sick? We left him in
the fridge.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
That's a guy learning how to talk. You said him sick,
Tommy tired.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
They look at Tommy, they got Tommy upset.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
It's insane.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Why you served us dead lobster? And did it affect me? No?

Speaker 3 (44:38):
It was delicious Tommy, Yeah, it was so good.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Yeah, it's food safety.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
I take that. It was just.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Goddamn license give him the meeting. You look look.

Speaker 5 (44:50):
Stark ready do you think?

Speaker 1 (44:52):
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next to me. He is the CEO of are You.
He is an international businessan of my best pal in
the whole wide world. Giving up for Kevin James Ryan.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
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Speaker 1 (45:32):
More excited to have our two incredibly special guests here
with you. The first time we know these guys, I
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Speaker 4 (45:38):
It goes up every time these guys fifty two years.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
They do not one, but two amazing shows. They do
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and of course the Juggernaut run Away Hit, the absolute
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Speaker 4 (45:57):
Now. That's how you do.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
It, guys. It's so good. The star it's so good.

Speaker 7 (46:02):
I mean when I walked in the door and we
sat right down and started doing this, I'm so exciting.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
It's great because you.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
Know immediately does have shoes on. Let's get regular.

Speaker 7 (46:12):
The fun part about like meet up with you guys
again is that it's like you can't waste a second.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
If you sit down and you chat it up for
a little bit, you can lose some momentum. Now we're.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
We're rocking and rolling. One of the pressing questions is like,
I wonder what Foley's belly button smells like? Can we
get to the bottom of that barrel?

Speaker 5 (46:32):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Let's give it a sniff back the new segment show
what's that smell?

Speaker 4 (46:37):
Ashole or belly button?

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Bar that'd be pretty good. Asshole or belly button. I
think you'd be able to tell.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
God with you.

Speaker 10 (46:47):
You shouldn't be big belly button special question origin or
belly button?

Speaker 4 (46:58):
Have that deep cheesy?

Speaker 5 (47:00):
Then stop it?

Speaker 1 (47:03):
What are you sorry?

Speaker 3 (47:04):
You're sorry for being drunk, Tommy, You're always drunk. Sorry
for ben.

Speaker 6 (47:12):
This is real coming to Jesus from you're having I'm sorry,
but lying.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
That is the third computer I think in the last
two weeks.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
Fourth computer. What do you mean? I'm broadcasting Diesel?

Speaker 1 (47:29):
We need a new computer. Diel so many delicious, You're
delicious that's not a.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
Called delicious Diesel.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
Thank you, thank you, Ryan Ryan, all right, thank you,
they call you diesel. His last name is d Ryan
Dela Cogna Ryan Ryan d.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
I also call him mister Meats.

Speaker 6 (47:55):
Or Jimmy Pecerina. That's my boy, Jimmy.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
He's currently in stiff uh recontracting right now.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
That's why he's cleaning up the table for you.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
So oh you're holding out if.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
It wasn't he she came with a very high request.

Speaker 11 (48:12):
Contract all that. It's something a little micah parcels like this. Sure,
I said, pay the man. He's doing great work.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
That's what we're gonna do.

Speaker 6 (48:24):
The table is still so. I don't know if anybody
can see this. My computer and the table are still so.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Now there's supposedly probably but he uh so, like what
you been up to as a kid.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
A kid. Kid is good. He's he's very good. Uh but.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Is that a snooze for your tommy?

Speaker 6 (48:54):
I'm sorry, let me let me see your feet again,
broadcaster his feet out. That's the guy who's got a lot.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
Also the feet.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
That's the clip.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Wan mooney, just a weird big toe.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
I take bitcoin caring a beer.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
I just offered if you wanted a beer, you got
a beer right here. Yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Know, but I don't walk over to the night and
start being I thought he'd never leave Tommy. I mean,
what's the deal with that shirt? Am I right? Uh?
Be more Italian?

Speaker 1 (49:39):
We get it?

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Boy?

Speaker 3 (49:41):
What did you eat at San Gennaro?

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (49:44):
I'm a rundown.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
I got a little I got a little piece of
cheesecake because I have to do it kicked off.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
What cheesecake?

Speaker 1 (49:52):
You know what I can ask you?

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Oh, I wait for Tommy to get I don't have
a sweet tooth.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Don't wait for Tommy to get back.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Now it's a specific culinary question he might know about.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
I know what, I bet I know it. Yeah. What
do you know about the Basque region of Spain that
does a famous cheesecake called the Basque Cheesecake?

Speaker 7 (50:09):
I don't know anything that's like a real pudding right back,
putting center. I don't like a liquid center in my cheesecake.
I want a solid texture, like a little bit of
blueberry raspberry drip on it.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Okay, you're like a tangy, a more light like a tag,
deep and tangy, really like in the cake itself.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Yeah, I wanted. I want it to be.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Very pudding. Is that the right word. No, let the
drizzle do the work. The drizzle do the work. And
I'm saying, I want my I want it, I want it.
I want a deep cream cheese tang in it. Yeah,
but you don't.

Speaker 7 (50:45):
You're not talking about like a lemon tan you definitely fee.
We're talking about the Basque region of Spain.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Do you know about their cheesecake, Tommy, Yeah, what's the deal?

Speaker 8 (50:58):
It's overcooked?

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Well it is.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
Yeah, they burned the top.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
I thought the center was like puddingish.

Speaker 5 (51:04):
Yeah, they just said they bright at a high temperature.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
See.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
I love that. It looks so good.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
A little bit.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Okay, Luke, you're dead, Luke. Honestly, that was a mistake.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
How many stitches you want?

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Luke? It's like, are you with him?

Speaker 13 (51:23):
No?

Speaker 3 (51:23):
I just want to move over for camera.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Yeah, I know why he mid feelings. You know what
the risk that was? He finally that's true. He's in
mid dialogue.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
You're like the sound guy that Christian Bale had to
yell at.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
He realizes you're drunk enough, he might have a chance
to beat you up, is what he thinks.

Speaker 6 (51:40):
I don't think that. He thinks that please and his guys.
This guy's got no shoes on, bad grip.

Speaker 7 (51:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
I like that. I like he's been drinking all day.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
You have the bottle of bullet over there.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
I know.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Let's see that. By the way, let's see where we're
at the bullet meter. Is that respable?

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Yeah, that's just had a christening here earlier.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
That's just me.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
I've done that with the daily doubles.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
That's just me. Blackout you come to covered in wrappers,
not just me.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
I will say this. I had a I had a
red velvet cheesecakes.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
I had a.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Red I had I had a red velvet birthday cake
sitting in my refriger my refrigerator for the last two weeks,
and I didn't touch it.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
Did you bury the kids he stole from? No one's
good to know you got mugged it away home from school.
You hear me?

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Poor five year olds loved red velvet. Was it a
red velvet cheesecake or just red velvet? But I don't
I don't really go for I don't really go for
a lot.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
Of say cheese, I got you say cheese right now.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
I don't go for a lot of bells and whistles
on my cheese. Guy have the middle.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
What are you talking about? You got a beautiful multi
berry drizzle you put on it. That's not bells and whistles,
that's what you tell I'm talking like the cheesecake, the
adult chant let cha cheesecake. I mean there's a place
in a story that does a baklava cheesecake which has
the wheat on top. I don't go for.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
Yeah, I agree with this.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Yeah, now the show up the mit.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
That's why I was asking about the bosh Che's cake
because it's pretty uh traditional flavors.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
As far as what they do.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
It's very neat.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
Yeah, the process is different, but.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
It's they overcook it.

Speaker 8 (53:27):
You said, that's all The whole point is, like you
make a crust from the top.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
You know what's funny is my cousins have an old
reci funny.

Speaker 6 (53:36):
This is not gonna be funny. What's not gonna be
You know what's funny? My cousins have an old recipe.
You know what's interesting.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
I get nothing's ever nothing's ever fucking no funny thing
has ever been.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Okay, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
This is our youth garbage, that little show. We sit
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right next to me. He's International business of my best
pal in the whole wide world.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Give it up a kJ Kevin James, Ryan, Everybody.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 4 (54:19):
Guys and gang.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
We couldn't be more excited to have two incredible special
guests backs again today. They're absolute family. At this point,
we know each other over thirty five years we started
comedy together. They're the host of two amazing shows, You
Got Stuff on You here every week and also the
best cooking show on the internet, Look at Dish.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Give it up for Chef Tommy's Pope.

Speaker 11 (54:40):
Hey guys, and Lovely Bride every time they come back here.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
So that's our favorite team.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Watching that bullet it's so excited.

Speaker 6 (54:52):
Watch it on YouTube because you're never invited back see
you heard him again.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
I'm sorry, sorry, I got me and Tom. I gotta meantime.
I gotta fly straight together. I'll fight anyone.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
I'm like a perfect drunk and happy.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Exhausted, exhausted, pissed off.

Speaker 5 (55:14):
It's awesome.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
I'm not pissed off energy I have.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
I've never seen we're doing shot.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
This guy's show made right now.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Dude, you never seen him.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
I've never seen him laugh for an hour straight and
then try to fucking tell this guy's man.

Speaker 7 (55:30):
That baby, that's why he's.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
Guy's so fucking man right now. He's he's like laughing and.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Keeps looking at me.

Speaker 8 (55:41):
This guy sitting over having a good time, guys making
make that pum joke out of my ands before that
guy's furious.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Hold on, that's what that's what he needs. Let's let's
turn this thing up.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
Let's give him some night night juice. Hey, did you
ever have any of this?

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Sony cheers? Is that whiskey? Get a little.

Speaker 4 (56:09):
You give?

Speaker 5 (56:10):
I know I do, but it's different, all right?

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Could just give whatever he wants to about.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
Right about this, Thank you, Chris.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
He's right about this.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
When the when they unite together, it's bad news.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
The nice New York coffee.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
What needs a little that in his belly?

Speaker 1 (56:26):
But yeah in the cheers boys, cheers belly, but more
of a mead for.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
Good to see you boys.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
Thanks for stopping.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Oh god, damn no, mother Ga aren't gonna be happy
with Did the computer break?

Speaker 4 (56:52):
I think so? Really it abably just tried everything you could.
Let me have the main for.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
Pidgeon.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Peck at it.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
Dude, he's been dying for a fucking computer.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
A goddamn laptop. I signed my contracts a laptop.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Why can't you get a lot?

Speaker 5 (57:14):
Are we talking about?

Speaker 4 (57:15):
First of all?

Speaker 1 (57:16):
So why do you sound like you're talking to fucking NBC? Huh?

Speaker 4 (57:20):
What like?

Speaker 1 (57:21):
I signed my contract and the laptop. It's your contract,
it's not I'm under contract.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Yeah, I'm under loan.

Speaker 7 (57:29):
Now, Tommy, get student films with the tape on top
of the computer.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
Let's get this little.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
What's the tape?

Speaker 4 (57:39):
Let him?

Speaker 1 (57:41):
We want to know they can score heart Attacked juice
out of that in two seconds and get you heart
attacked juice. No, they're filming you, squirt, heart attacked. You
don't know, always thought about can they get into the
phone and watch you too?

Speaker 4 (57:53):
Oh yeah, somebody did a really good bit of that,
Like it's some guy at the ns A. He's just
looking at a bunch of dudes with their face right here.
Of course.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Yeah, I cover it up.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
You cover it up your phone.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
I hold the phone in a way that I put
like I do this, I do this, I grip it
like this.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
Oh wow, Because you think someone's gonna watch it?

Speaker 5 (58:19):
About someone watching you beat off to something? Yeah, well
what are you beating off?

Speaker 4 (58:24):
Nothing in particular, So then.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
They're gonna watch it. They don't care what you're watching.

Speaker 5 (58:30):
Why do you care what they're beating?

Speaker 6 (58:31):
He doesn't want to he doesn't want to be seen.
I don't want to be seething cares?

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Who gives a ship?

Speaker 4 (58:37):
Yeah? I kind of do? Really you talk? I mean,
that's not like footage you want out there. That's not
you at your best.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Everybody does it?

Speaker 5 (58:45):
Why would that be released?

Speaker 8 (58:46):
Why are they gonna just like Kevin Ryan here's beating
off the two fat fucking what?

Speaker 5 (58:52):
Natural tididations?

Speaker 4 (58:54):
Is that what you think I'm into? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
It's not even a search I've ever tried.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
I'm about tonight natural?

Speaker 1 (59:02):
But why does it matter? Because I don't want to
see people see me jacking off.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Everybody jacks off, guys.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
We know, we're aware.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
We're all watching porn, we're all fucking you know, as.

Speaker 6 (59:17):
A guy trying to normalize his weird searches, we're all
doing stuff normal.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
That's in.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
You.

Speaker 7 (59:26):
Really you really think that your cumface when you're like
on the toilet jacking off, is gonna be something that
people are gonna go No one's gonna see it.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
I'm not interested in that.

Speaker 5 (59:35):
No one's gonna see it.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
My compface is actually pretty very similar to the double Day.
I don't know. Have been extremely strong over the summer.
I don't know why.

Speaker 13 (59:47):
And they're almost I bet you break the glass when
you come to they're almost on like a delayed shoot
them a lick. But yeah, we made eye contact. Whether
he said, my orgasms have been wrong all tithing. These
guys are wearing off on me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
What do you think it is? I just got to
hit like a ton of When I said it, he
was biting his lips. I pulled away. They've been like
a like, why do you think you're coming so hard?
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
Do you fire off?

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Are you using like a he just did what do
you mean?

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
What off?

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
What do you mean? What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Do I start doing at my dick?

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Do you know you're shooting rope?

Speaker 8 (01:00:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
Dumping clips? Yeah? Are you dumping clip? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Big dom Yeah. And I feel that it sounds weird.
I feel like my dick has gotten biggers.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Which is crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
That can happen.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
There's there's more blood flowing.

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
Yeah, yeah, I guarantee that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
That can happen. Not every dick is the same.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
What I thought to my mom.

Speaker 7 (01:00:48):
I'm just saying, sometimes you have a dick and you go,
this is not my, this is not even my.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
You're somebody else all the time. Yeah, yeah, I'll give
you that. Yeah, you go, they didn't we didn't show
up today. M put it you know?

Speaker 8 (01:01:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:01:03):
Good.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Yeah. There are moments where it's like, hey, like you're
you're ready for it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
You feel it?

Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
You know what I mean? Yeah? Yeah, I've been hard before,
what the fuck can but have you been really hard? Yeah?
I'm the only one here with child.

Speaker 7 (01:01:18):
Okay, Oh I feel like you did that meant one.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
Yeah she's not gonna love this, but yeah it was great.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
What you remember? Yeah? Really, and you go, this comes
this is the one.

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
We do think we couldn't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
I don't know if we can.

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
You think we couldn't do that, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
You're taking it as a challenge that I'm not really
throwing the let down.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
You don't think I've perfected not.

Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
Doing that twenty years?

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Uh sure, I'm not sure what you're saying.

Speaker 8 (01:01:48):
A gaggle of piglets wanted me to do that, and
I didn't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
There we go.

Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
And fire off spine.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Yeah, poor dirty bird skeat you.

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
It's a choice you're saying.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
You're saying you could have a baby, because.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
That's up to you, it's yours. Then we're back, just.

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