May 24, 2025 • 23 mins
Step into the world of a private investigator who solves complex cases with keen observation and intellect. His adventures are filled with suspense and unexpected twists.
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Barry Craig speaking, there's a popular notion people have about
confidential operatives. Stop any guy in a stink and ask
him the notion steam needed love, or as the French
they amor my classification of workers always got a blonde
on one arm, another blonde in his lap, and the
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third blonde in his eyes. So people think. The truth
as a matter of fact is people are so right.
Textbook biology aside. The true reason for our howling success
with the ladies is our fatherly appeal. It's women looking
for the male protection they missed and see carefree days
of the cradles is the young lady likes search for
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the strong, dominating male who knows all the answers. It's
also the classic feminine riage to pin horn on the
masculine cranium. I won my horns by parking overtime outside
Grand Central Station. I got in to see if the
man was making good on his promise to keep the
trains running on time. I came out to find a
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summon tied to my wind shear wife and a green
ticket the fifteen dollar variety ouch in my car. I
found something more had been added to ripen up my humdrum.
Existence a QP dog painted a rainbow pink with sorcer
eyed and blowing so many cents over me. I got
(01:36):
an immediate forfu and jag. Uh isn't there summer stake? O?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You uh didn't mistake this for public house?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Then, uh, I'm in the wrong car, are you? I'll
check well he fit the ignition. The car belongs to me,
But you don't, said funny funny. I always wondered just
how the future missus Barry Craig would happen along run
(02:08):
into me turning a corner, or come to me with
a lot of introduction from my uncle hess in Allentown?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You did you appointed? Excisess?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I've frightened frightened my uh blood pressure ten more points
than I'm flying with the angel. Oh, then you like me.
We'll get married and have six kids.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Seven.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Seven's a lot of laundry.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
We live in the country.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I'm allergic to maragol. I put to all looking out
on green's heels comes August, I s knees and my
eyes get rid.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
We'll name the children Tommy, not all six of those seven?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Uh? I did want one daughter? What will I call
you when I'm hunting high lope my company till end.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
When I want help with the subardsc Verry, and when.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
We chast the marshmallows and the mists about how we
first came to meet to What should I remember?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
How I hitting your card? Respoot the dragon? The dragon
a repulsive little man who follows me.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Where did he follow you from last Connecticut? He was
on the train from Connecticut to my car. Yeah, I
see where is mister repulsive? Right now? Behind us, behind us.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
In the great Coupaine. He's waiting to follow us. Where
you pull away?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I'll fix that. Oh no, I'm sadson, I break head
blake maxtly.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
There's no no violence, it's nothing to spoil the fun. Ragon.
Oh it seems so good. Oh, I haven't felt good
for such a long time.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
So what do I do?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Just take me away with.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
A chaperone on our tail. You're paper ball cover, huh?
I shake guys like saw out of a shakeout.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I knew you were equal to the dragon.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Where every block he hangs out over? Can you then
paint us the brust fife on me? In no time
I had more zebra stripes than skins. The repulsed dragon
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hung on for ten blocks, ten thirty more. Then through
the Holland Tunnel Way in the Jersey, I hung up
a new highway speed dragon, but the Great Kupe stayed
in the money. You're a dragon, drives like he was
born to the wheel. You are so much dinner all
of a sudden, baby, I'm not so sure. I got
off the highways, snaked up and down deserted side roads.
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I followed the moon across rocks and stumps of forest
like my car with a jeep. But the Great Coupe
hung on, hung on close enough to point up the
risks in my undertaking. The Dragon's sitting fire at a baby.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Shooting your tire.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
You're wrong about the tires, and you can hit. Are
you gonna like me with a dimple near bowl in
front of them like this with a nice mush target.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Oh, you're not shopping on.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
A road dead end ahead?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
We can crash.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, he had, and we'll teach him to shoot and
drive at the same time.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Ran into a tree.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Remind me to kiss the tree. Let's go off for
our condolence. Wait, I almost forgot uh gonna die, Mandy,
I don't. Oh, I'm throwing it to Pennagan for luck.
They were spending it over. Had the Great Cupe crash
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in the nick of time? Oh you understand, yes, send.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
It in your good angel.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Oh, I almost forgot to see mm uh a corner.
I'm enjoying it to miss Umberheimer, my good angel.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You're growing on me, baby, no question about it. You're
really growing on me. The Great Coupe would telescope like
an accordion. Getting the unconscious dragon out of the wreck
was like breaking into a sardine can with your fingernails.
And now kept applauding the show. So let's park at dragons,
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small hands and davy feats and he emitiated look of
a guy who went hungry Mondays, Wednesdays and Friday.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
How Friday heard he He could be worse.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
He could be dead. Contusion when he comes to he's
gonna hate that word only a nick. You can wait, Buster,
Here is really emergency. I've got to get him to
a hospital. If he keeps bleeding, the dragon will change
to a zombie right in front of us. Get a
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perfume dragon and your brain takes to the hills. It
happens to a bachelor of pushing forteen that week moment
when single bla suddenly has the feeling of solitary confinement.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
For you were wonderful reguling me.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
The congressional metal goes to that tree to.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Do what you did for me in blind Safe.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Also history, men have gone blind and boneheaded over at
Kuby doll Mark Anthony, for instance. Ooh, maybe you kiss
like you took a graduate course.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
No, manager, the risk himself.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
For me before the man in your past must have
been eighty and over.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I've never before had a champion.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Kind of blue ribbon around my neck and uh fit
the dunce cap at a rakish angle. Then cap blind's sake,
you said I could be promoting a horse laugh at myself.
Oh no, then fill in a few reassuring facts.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Six.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
The delirious dragon I palmed off on a hospital Reuben Clark.
Who is he?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I'm not sure?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Who do you think he is?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I think a man in the height of my guardian.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
And what's the problem, Unions.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I don't think I want to talk about him.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
It's too late for reluctance. Baby. If I've taken too
big a bites of your life.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
He mistreated me, here, hurt me, get me prisoner confine
me to my room, always underwatch him.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Why he wants to marry me?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
There was money, many, many valuable things left to those
of us when my parents died.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
And guardian want to follow us through a marriage to
you for why run? Why not stand up to him,
get to a lawyer, go to the police.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I can't. He's clever, my guardian, give this be clever
and determined.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
You're in the land of the free. We take judges
to step on worms.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Did to have me put away if I oppose him,
if I keep refusing to marry him?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
What do you mean? Put away in a sanitarium?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
The bribe people, all servants, even old friends to where
that I'm mentally irresponsible?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Nice guy, your guardian.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I don't want to fight him.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Procrastination, baby, just want to.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Hide and rest, not think today and tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Just I do not think I've been trapped in a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Sure, sure you have. It's a peer is you want
to breathe it nothing, get thread over, Just pas the time.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
And have fun like the fun we were having six kids.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
During this breather. And where do you want to be?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Anywhere where only you can find me?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Okay? I know a country shack owned by a friend
of mine. Over it Scotch plaint. It won't be in
use until May first, and I know where the key is.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Are you wonderful?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
You'll be the guest of a certain Lieutenant Trev Rogers,
only he won't know it. It's Roger's shack. I'll start
you up at grocers and look in now, and then
I'll take you over on just one more effect, I
can file away. Who and where is your guardian?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I'm a prison No, you.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Can trust me my word on it. I won't make
a move until you agree to him.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
My guardian is Jeffrey Holy. We live in Duxon Go Heights.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Today, back in my office, I got my first three
of indication. That boy girl woo who Sometimes I go back?
Oh wow? An uninvited caller mail thirty about a flashy
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dresser and a pepmin striped shirt, great suave gloves and
a nickel played a revolver. You buried Craig? Uh No,
what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
The Graig job was I took over this morning. I'm
a distant cousin. Didn't Where's Craig? Passed away? Croaks? Yeah,
all of a sudden at the two am this morning.
What are you giving me? See obituary? Into your pocket
until your wallet on the desk. I want to chick
if so happens, I'm carrying Craig's wallert to turn it
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over to the estate. Where's your dame? Dame? You're asking
for something, Craig. Your arm will get step pointing that gun.
I got a heat lamp on. Or you don't want
to talk about the Dame. I've got a block against
discussing women. I was a retarded that lessons, But I
will talk about the track that dame, the famous baples
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of history. Then that Dame you had land to Please
get over to the window. The window, open it. You
can't throw guys out of windows when the sanitation calls
literally in the sidewalk you'll be shocked five bucks the
magistrate's cart. Open the window, comedian, Now close it close.
It's what's the better compass? Yes, mind figured out your
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shall I just did. Who was I signaling that big guy?
It'll be up to talk to you later, later after
I shove and yet, so you can talk politely to
the big giant. You don't like wise tracking comedians. I
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awoke the fog. I forgot first girl, Craig, I don't know.
She typed me to the list and got off a
sattery place. I don't think, so you'll have to take
my word on it temporarily. Perhaps I'm fairly resourceful at
proving liars to be liars. These dudes. I'm weary right now.
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I'm also a vinvictive man when lied too. My one
great failing who hasn't got one flaw in his character.
You're a practical man, Craig is out of cash by
developing modest gesture good will one thousand dollars. Keep your
money in your pockets. You're not tempted fully curious? What
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makes the girl with a grand on the hooks? That
doesn't concern you. It'd better not concern you. You're a
pool Craig, lachin Va, riding for a fall. Who's lachan Va.
You're championing a girl you know nothing about whatever she
told you, Craig, you can be sure it's pure invention.
I'm only sure you're after and you ring cut of it. Craig,
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I warn you, and that stooge in a pepmint shirt
you use for a calling card. You already think you
can whistle me over to your side, all right, hide
the girl, play the hero and am be idiot. There's
a keg of dynamite under you, Craig, if only you
can free your eyes of starters. Later in the afternoon,
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I wasn't calling on love Rock involves here, baby, with
a sack full of gross flax beein salmon, white bluebellies,
vintage deer bagels, enough food to keep you hiding out
for a month.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I take your coat, take.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
My hat first. Huh the dunch cap, the dun cat.
I hate myself in it?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Take it off me, babies, Sorry, what's happened?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I tried to telephone that wicked old guardian of yours.
You tried to Jeffrey Foley. Uh, Tuxedo Grove Heights, Connecticut.
There's no Tuxedo Grove Heights anywhere on a map of Connecticut.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I I lied tell.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Me something I don't know, but only about the hatress.
What's the real address?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
It's Cranberry Hills, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Why'd you lie about the address?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
I I wasn't sure I could trust you, really trust you, baby?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Come here.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I've confided people, only they haven't used me extort money.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Two guys dropped in on me today looking for you.
They barely stopped short of murder. I came out here
by way of Planet X to shake them. It must
be quite a prized to rate two homicidal retrievers like
my morning callings one million dollars, my guardians dollars a
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million dollars. I knew that love, when it came, would
be nothing trivial, but I never dreamed it would. I
have a dun and Bradstreet rating a perfumed doll cries
on your shoulder in reality, drowns in a tub of
tears to be newer away to my heart, like there
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was a neon sign on my chest saying enter here.
When love let go of my throat long enough and
took her half hearted wet at confidential and driftigating, I
did some more sweet chucking on CUPI the repulse of
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dragon Ruben Clark. I wanted his version of a thing
listens to shown extraordinary improvement, Miss Craig, Is he conscious? Thoughts? Yes,
I want to talk to him. The dragon talked like
a guy kicking himself around the block. I first sawed
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the girl on the train, so he's fully. I never
knew her name, oh no, But let me tell it
my own way, all right, tell it. While I was
in the club, guy, she sat across the ais for me,
looking peculiar, looking peculiar, a little lonely, humming little ditties
and winking over to me, then laughing to herself. I
was talking about the same girl. Look, I'm talking about
the chick you made me chase all over Jersey. Keep
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talking the wait? Why was I think didn't easy pick up?
You're trying awfully hard for a bust on the sposie.
You asked me to tell you, and I'm telling you, okay.
Tell me, Well, I'm a guy like any other guy,
good looker like this kick wants to be sociable, So
I hoop embroidering it fus so, so would you do
marry her or something? Jill took the seat beside us.
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That what. Well we got to talking, getting acquainted. I
told her how I was a hardware salesman fresh from
Bangham to I don't want to know your pedigree. He
told me she was printed something or other, traveling in
tog What word am I moffin ocognito? Incognito? Well, her
uncle was a Maha raja somewhere and she was here
on a secret mission for him to raise case. He said,
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Lamaya Raja was stone Brook. You're making us up. Well,
I thought she was until I got a picking of
that overnight bag she kept on her lap. What was
in the bag? Jewels? The stuff Amara Raja sent her
here to sell off jewels. Mission enough jewels to make
you go clean off your rocket like you went, yeah,
like I went. Confirmed the fact that the jewels.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yes, there, I have jewels, many many jewels raised his broach,
his rings.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
And my dad very real one years. Of course, where
did you get them? I asked, where did you get them?
Phony story about about a guardian or Amara Roger. I
want the truth. I problem Jeffrey of Cranberry Hills, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
He really lives in middle from New York. I worked
for mister polis An upstairs.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Drew.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
You are Polly's maid. He was a bruce.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
They treated me, humiliated me.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
So you made off with a fortune and jewel. Baby,
put your hands out nice and straight. Put my hands out.
I'm handcuffing you and trying you up, so you stay
putting my absence? Where are you calling away from that tweet?
Sappy daffy kisser of yours, so I can think crayn
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lotsy baby with yours truly accept for me After the fact,
I thought it over stood over it, and wound up
telling it to Lieutenant try Rogers. Oh love. Finally came
to Barry Craig. If you have to rub it in?
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What right of smokes do you want? Sense of a
state pen? Give me enough an out like a deal
quietly arranged. I fully gets his jewels back and he
doesn't prosscute? Where's the girl? And squag? Now? When I
tell you don't blow a fuse? What's that's supposed to mean?
Your shack up in Scotch Plains where you were cool
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off July and August? What about my shack? The girl's
been hiding out there. She's right now, Craig, Oh the crime.
If I didn't think you'd mind, you didn't think i'd mind.
A common seat and a moon struck admirer and an
accomplished I've craiged, you're under arrest, and so is your
cupie Dow a minute I arrived in Scotch plane. But
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it didn't end like that, as it turned out. After
some nice police handling, I had a couple of new wallaps,
a couple of new surprises and stores. The first surprise
was handed me by a solemn faced fellow wearing a
white coat and a white sear, a doctor. I had
been brought to a place called Hope Well Wrest, a
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sanitarium by Tred Rogers. This is doctor Kempnor, a psychiatrist,
doctor telantor Craig. Yes, I used to cake, I'm acquainted
with all the decats of your curious experience, which says
fully the doctor, mister and missus Jeffrey Fullin daughter. Not
wait a minute, doctor Craig, here the doctor out. Okay.
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The story of the Jewish and her position is a
maid were a pure of publication, Shall I say? Her
newest hallucination Lewist hallucination. The young lady has been an
interruptation of the night care for some time. She hallucinates
many many things the Jewish belong to her father. She
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merely appropriates them. In this latest escapade. Two guys who
worked over me, Oh were they? I'll answer that they
were private detectives hired by the father to recover the
jewels and his daughter without publicity. They play rough for
private detectives their promise sea with twenty five thousand dollars,
but he had them a little overeager serie. She said, well,
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is the paratory? Say yes, that she is confined here,
So I say wise, but too we added some gray
hairs with a few I already had. I watched the
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doctor walk Jupie Doll taught me, Hello baby. The doctor
tells me you'll do okay, and uh, I'm rooting for you.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Who is this man? Doctor?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
I watched to stare at me right way, stare through
me and walk away. You see, mister cake, She looked
right through me. So if she didn't know me, she
does not know you that there's another susto me in
a uh hallucinations anlement to bendis she'll we sink she
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forgets the escapade and her companion in it totally. You
mean she'll never remember me, never know me. I mean
you might forget them. You are her good friends for
the day, and now it is another day. You'll get
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over Craig. I don't know had a while, but you'll
get over him. Yeah, I'll get over that truck. You
might try and like with it again, and uh love
come to Barry Craig the Man. Folks, see you next week.
Barry Craig speaking, there's a popular notion people have about
confidential operatives. Stop any guy in a stink and ask
him the notion steam needed love, or as the French
they amor my classification of workers always got a blonde
on one arm, another blonde in his lap, and the
(00:32):
third blonde in his eyes. So people think. The truth
as a matter of fact is people are so right.
Textbook biology aside. The true reason for our howling success
with the ladies is our fatherly appeal. It's women looking
for the male protection they missed and see carefree days
of the cradles is the young lady likes search for
(00:54):
the strong, dominating male who knows all the answers. It's
also the classic feminine riage to pin horn on the
masculine cranium. I won my horns by parking overtime outside
Grand Central Station. I got in to see if the
man was making good on his promise to keep the
trains running on time. I came out to find a
(01:15):
summon tied to my wind shear wife and a green
ticket the fifteen dollar variety ouch in my car. I
found something more had been added to ripen up my humdrum.
Existence a QP dog painted a rainbow pink with sorcer
eyed and blowing so many cents over me. I got
(01:36):
an immediate forfu and jag. Uh isn't there summer stake? O?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You uh didn't mistake this for public house?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Then, uh, I'm in the wrong car, are you? I'll
check well he fit the ignition. The car belongs to me,
But you don't, said funny funny. I always wondered just
how the future missus Barry Craig would happen along run
(02:08):
into me turning a corner, or come to me with
a lot of introduction from my uncle hess in Allentown?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You did you appointed? Excisess?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I've frightened frightened my uh blood pressure ten more points
than I'm flying with the angel. Oh, then you like me.
We'll get married and have six kids.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Seven.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Seven's a lot of laundry.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
We live in the country.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I'm allergic to maragol. I put to all looking out
on green's heels comes August, I s knees and my
eyes get rid.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
We'll name the children Tommy, not all six of those seven?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Uh? I did want one daughter? What will I call
you when I'm hunting high lope my company till end.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
When I want help with the subardsc Verry, and when.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
We chast the marshmallows and the mists about how we
first came to meet to What should I remember?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
How I hitting your card? Respoot the dragon? The dragon
a repulsive little man who follows me.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Where did he follow you from last Connecticut? He was
on the train from Connecticut to my car. Yeah, I
see where is mister repulsive? Right now? Behind us, behind us.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
In the great Coupaine. He's waiting to follow us. Where
you pull away?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I'll fix that. Oh no, I'm sadson, I break head
blake maxtly.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
There's no no violence, it's nothing to spoil the fun. Ragon.
Oh it seems so good. Oh, I haven't felt good
for such a long time.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
So what do I do?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Just take me away with.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
A chaperone on our tail. You're paper ball cover, huh?
I shake guys like saw out of a shakeout.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I knew you were equal to the dragon.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Where every block he hangs out over? Can you then
paint us the brust fife on me? In no time
I had more zebra stripes than skins. The repulsed dragon
(04:10):
hung on for ten blocks, ten thirty more. Then through
the Holland Tunnel Way in the Jersey, I hung up
a new highway speed dragon, but the Great Kupe stayed
in the money. You're a dragon, drives like he was
born to the wheel. You are so much dinner all
of a sudden, baby, I'm not so sure. I got
off the highways, snaked up and down deserted side roads.
(04:32):
I followed the moon across rocks and stumps of forest
like my car with a jeep. But the Great Coupe
hung on, hung on close enough to point up the
risks in my undertaking. The Dragon's sitting fire at a baby.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Shooting your tire.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
You're wrong about the tires, and you can hit. Are
you gonna like me with a dimple near bowl in
front of them like this with a nice mush target.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Oh, you're not shopping on.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
A road dead end ahead?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
We can crash.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, he had, and we'll teach him to shoot and
drive at the same time.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Ran into a tree.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Remind me to kiss the tree. Let's go off for
our condolence. Wait, I almost forgot uh gonna die, Mandy,
I don't. Oh, I'm throwing it to Pennagan for luck.
They were spending it over. Had the Great Cupe crash
(05:34):
in the nick of time? Oh you understand, yes, send.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
It in your good angel.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Oh, I almost forgot to see mm uh a corner.
I'm enjoying it to miss Umberheimer, my good angel.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You're growing on me, baby, no question about it. You're
really growing on me. The Great Coupe would telescope like
an accordion. Getting the unconscious dragon out of the wreck
was like breaking into a sardine can with your fingernails.
And now kept applauding the show. So let's park at dragons,
(06:18):
small hands and davy feats and he emitiated look of
a guy who went hungry Mondays, Wednesdays and Friday.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
How Friday heard he He could be worse.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
He could be dead. Contusion when he comes to he's
gonna hate that word only a nick. You can wait, Buster,
Here is really emergency. I've got to get him to
a hospital. If he keeps bleeding, the dragon will change
to a zombie right in front of us. Get a
(06:50):
perfume dragon and your brain takes to the hills. It
happens to a bachelor of pushing forteen that week moment
when single bla suddenly has the feeling of solitary confinement.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
For you were wonderful reguling me.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
The congressional metal goes to that tree to.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Do what you did for me in blind Safe.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Also history, men have gone blind and boneheaded over at
Kuby doll Mark Anthony, for instance. Ooh, maybe you kiss
like you took a graduate course.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
No, manager, the risk himself.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
For me before the man in your past must have
been eighty and over.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I've never before had a champion.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Kind of blue ribbon around my neck and uh fit
the dunce cap at a rakish angle. Then cap blind's sake,
you said I could be promoting a horse laugh at myself.
Oh no, then fill in a few reassuring facts.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Six.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
The delirious dragon I palmed off on a hospital Reuben Clark.
Who is he?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I'm not sure?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Who do you think he is?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I think a man in the height of my guardian.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
And what's the problem, Unions.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I don't think I want to talk about him.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
It's too late for reluctance. Baby. If I've taken too
big a bites of your life.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
He mistreated me, here, hurt me, get me prisoner confine
me to my room, always underwatch him.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Why he wants to marry me?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
There was money, many, many valuable things left to those
of us when my parents died.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
And guardian want to follow us through a marriage to
you for why run? Why not stand up to him,
get to a lawyer, go to the police.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I can't. He's clever, my guardian, give this be clever
and determined.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
You're in the land of the free. We take judges
to step on worms.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Did to have me put away if I oppose him,
if I keep refusing to marry him?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
What do you mean? Put away in a sanitarium?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
The bribe people, all servants, even old friends to where
that I'm mentally irresponsible?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Nice guy, your guardian.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I don't want to fight him.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Procrastination, baby, just want to.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Hide and rest, not think today and tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Just I do not think I've been trapped in a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Sure, sure you have. It's a peer is you want
to breathe it nothing, get thread over, Just pas the time.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
And have fun like the fun we were having six kids.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
During this breather. And where do you want to be?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Anywhere where only you can find me?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Okay? I know a country shack owned by a friend
of mine. Over it Scotch plaint. It won't be in
use until May first, and I know where the key is.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Are you wonderful?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
You'll be the guest of a certain Lieutenant Trev Rogers,
only he won't know it. It's Roger's shack. I'll start
you up at grocers and look in now, and then
I'll take you over on just one more effect, I
can file away. Who and where is your guardian?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I'm a prison No, you.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Can trust me my word on it. I won't make
a move until you agree to him.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
My guardian is Jeffrey Holy. We live in Duxon Go Heights.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Today, back in my office, I got my first three
of indication. That boy girl woo who Sometimes I go back?
Oh wow? An uninvited caller mail thirty about a flashy
(10:36):
dresser and a pepmin striped shirt, great suave gloves and
a nickel played a revolver. You buried Craig? Uh No,
what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
The Graig job was I took over this morning. I'm
a distant cousin. Didn't Where's Craig? Passed away? Croaks? Yeah,
all of a sudden at the two am this morning.
What are you giving me? See obituary? Into your pocket
until your wallet on the desk. I want to chick
if so happens, I'm carrying Craig's wallert to turn it
(11:07):
over to the estate. Where's your dame? Dame? You're asking
for something, Craig. Your arm will get step pointing that gun.
I got a heat lamp on. Or you don't want
to talk about the Dame. I've got a block against
discussing women. I was a retarded that lessons, But I
will talk about the track that dame, the famous baples
(11:29):
of history. Then that Dame you had land to Please
get over to the window. The window, open it. You
can't throw guys out of windows when the sanitation calls
literally in the sidewalk you'll be shocked five bucks the
magistrate's cart. Open the window, comedian, Now close it close.
It's what's the better compass? Yes, mind figured out your
(11:52):
shall I just did. Who was I signaling that big guy?
It'll be up to talk to you later, later after
I shove and yet, so you can talk politely to
the big giant. You don't like wise tracking comedians. I
(12:22):
awoke the fog. I forgot first girl, Craig, I don't know.
She typed me to the list and got off a
sattery place. I don't think, so you'll have to take
my word on it temporarily. Perhaps I'm fairly resourceful at
proving liars to be liars. These dudes. I'm weary right now.
(12:44):
I'm also a vinvictive man when lied too. My one
great failing who hasn't got one flaw in his character.
You're a practical man, Craig is out of cash by
developing modest gesture good will one thousand dollars. Keep your
money in your pockets. You're not tempted fully curious? What
(13:08):
makes the girl with a grand on the hooks? That
doesn't concern you. It'd better not concern you. You're a
pool Craig, lachin Va, riding for a fall. Who's lachan Va.
You're championing a girl you know nothing about whatever she
told you, Craig, you can be sure it's pure invention.
I'm only sure you're after and you ring cut of it. Craig,
(13:30):
I warn you, and that stooge in a pepmint shirt
you use for a calling card. You already think you
can whistle me over to your side, all right, hide
the girl, play the hero and am be idiot. There's
a keg of dynamite under you, Craig, if only you
can free your eyes of starters. Later in the afternoon,
(14:01):
I wasn't calling on love Rock involves here, baby, with
a sack full of gross flax beein salmon, white bluebellies,
vintage deer bagels, enough food to keep you hiding out
for a month.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I take your coat, take.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
My hat first. Huh the dunch cap, the dun cat.
I hate myself in it?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Take it off me, babies, Sorry, what's happened?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I tried to telephone that wicked old guardian of yours.
You tried to Jeffrey Foley. Uh, Tuxedo Grove Heights, Connecticut.
There's no Tuxedo Grove Heights anywhere on a map of Connecticut.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I I lied tell.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Me something I don't know, but only about the hatress.
What's the real address?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
It's Cranberry Hills, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Why'd you lie about the address?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
I I wasn't sure I could trust you, really trust you, baby?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Come here.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I've confided people, only they haven't used me extort money.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Two guys dropped in on me today looking for you.
They barely stopped short of murder. I came out here
by way of Planet X to shake them. It must
be quite a prized to rate two homicidal retrievers like
my morning callings one million dollars, my guardians dollars a
(15:23):
million dollars. I knew that love, when it came, would
be nothing trivial, but I never dreamed it would. I
have a dun and Bradstreet rating a perfumed doll cries
on your shoulder in reality, drowns in a tub of
tears to be newer away to my heart, like there
(15:47):
was a neon sign on my chest saying enter here.
When love let go of my throat long enough and
took her half hearted wet at confidential and driftigating, I
did some more sweet chucking on CUPI the repulse of
(16:10):
dragon Ruben Clark. I wanted his version of a thing
listens to shown extraordinary improvement, Miss Craig, Is he conscious? Thoughts? Yes,
I want to talk to him. The dragon talked like
a guy kicking himself around the block. I first sawed
(16:32):
the girl on the train, so he's fully. I never
knew her name, oh no, But let me tell it
my own way, all right, tell it. While I was
in the club, guy, she sat across the ais for me,
looking peculiar, looking peculiar, a little lonely, humming little ditties
and winking over to me, then laughing to herself. I
was talking about the same girl. Look, I'm talking about
the chick you made me chase all over Jersey. Keep
(16:53):
talking the wait? Why was I think didn't easy pick up?
You're trying awfully hard for a bust on the sposie.
You asked me to tell you, and I'm telling you, okay.
Tell me, Well, I'm a guy like any other guy,
good looker like this kick wants to be sociable, So
I hoop embroidering it fus so, so would you do
marry her or something? Jill took the seat beside us.
(17:14):
That what. Well we got to talking, getting acquainted. I
told her how I was a hardware salesman fresh from
Bangham to I don't want to know your pedigree. He
told me she was printed something or other, traveling in
tog What word am I moffin ocognito? Incognito? Well, her
uncle was a Maha raja somewhere and she was here
on a secret mission for him to raise case. He said,
(17:35):
Lamaya Raja was stone Brook. You're making us up. Well,
I thought she was until I got a picking of
that overnight bag she kept on her lap. What was
in the bag? Jewels? The stuff Amara Raja sent her
here to sell off jewels. Mission enough jewels to make
you go clean off your rocket like you went, yeah,
like I went. Confirmed the fact that the jewels.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yes, there, I have jewels, many many jewels raised his broach,
his rings.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
And my dad very real one years. Of course, where
did you get them? I asked, where did you get them?
Phony story about about a guardian or Amara Roger. I
want the truth. I problem Jeffrey of Cranberry Hills, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
He really lives in middle from New York. I worked
for mister polis An upstairs.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Drew.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
You are Polly's maid. He was a bruce.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
They treated me, humiliated me.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
So you made off with a fortune and jewel. Baby,
put your hands out nice and straight. Put my hands out.
I'm handcuffing you and trying you up, so you stay
putting my absence? Where are you calling away from that tweet?
Sappy daffy kisser of yours, so I can think crayn
(19:09):
lotsy baby with yours truly accept for me After the fact,
I thought it over stood over it, and wound up
telling it to Lieutenant try Rogers. Oh love. Finally came
to Barry Craig. If you have to rub it in?
(19:31):
What right of smokes do you want? Sense of a
state pen? Give me enough an out like a deal
quietly arranged. I fully gets his jewels back and he
doesn't prosscute? Where's the girl? And squag? Now? When I
tell you don't blow a fuse? What's that's supposed to mean?
Your shack up in Scotch Plains where you were cool
(19:52):
off July and August? What about my shack? The girl's
been hiding out there. She's right now, Craig, Oh the crime.
If I didn't think you'd mind, you didn't think i'd mind.
A common seat and a moon struck admirer and an
accomplished I've craiged, you're under arrest, and so is your
cupie Dow a minute I arrived in Scotch plane. But
(20:19):
it didn't end like that, as it turned out. After
some nice police handling, I had a couple of new wallaps,
a couple of new surprises and stores. The first surprise
was handed me by a solemn faced fellow wearing a
white coat and a white sear, a doctor. I had
been brought to a place called Hope Well Wrest, a
(20:39):
sanitarium by Tred Rogers. This is doctor Kempnor, a psychiatrist,
doctor telantor Craig. Yes, I used to cake, I'm acquainted
with all the decats of your curious experience, which says
fully the doctor, mister and missus Jeffrey Fullin daughter. Not
wait a minute, doctor Craig, here the doctor out. Okay.
(21:00):
The story of the Jewish and her position is a
maid were a pure of publication, Shall I say? Her
newest hallucination Lewist hallucination. The young lady has been an
interruptation of the night care for some time. She hallucinates
many many things the Jewish belong to her father. She
(21:20):
merely appropriates them. In this latest escapade. Two guys who
worked over me, Oh were they? I'll answer that they
were private detectives hired by the father to recover the
jewels and his daughter without publicity. They play rough for
private detectives their promise sea with twenty five thousand dollars,
but he had them a little overeager serie. She said, well,
(21:45):
is the paratory? Say yes, that she is confined here,
So I say wise, but too we added some gray
hairs with a few I already had. I watched the
(22:05):
doctor walk Jupie Doll taught me, Hello baby. The doctor
tells me you'll do okay, and uh, I'm rooting for you.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Who is this man? Doctor?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
I watched to stare at me right way, stare through
me and walk away. You see, mister cake, She looked
right through me. So if she didn't know me, she
does not know you that there's another susto me in
a uh hallucinations anlement to bendis she'll we sink she
(22:44):
forgets the escapade and her companion in it totally. You
mean she'll never remember me, never know me. I mean
you might forget them. You are her good friends for
the day, and now it is another day. You'll get
(23:05):
over Craig. I don't know had a while, but you'll
get over him. Yeah, I'll get over that truck. You
might try and like with it again, and uh love
come to Barry Craig the Man. Folks, see you next week.
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