Bazookaaah
UK politics satirised from a house in North Tyneside with your host Gavin Webster. Ranting about the latest commons vote, to the latest whip resigning to the latest Trump tweets, Gav weaves his way through it in an articulate poetical way with a musical background. Show going to go twice a week very soon.
Episodes
Bazookaaah Number 88
Ghost Ghouls and adopting American culture to a ridiculous extent as the fall comes to an end before thanksgiving, see I'm doing as well.
Anyway the midterms are coming and rednecks get a bazoinking and of course closer to home the poppy boys with weird German surnames alongside the very British Ryan Bridge get a bazookering of the highest order.
Some great Jenrick goading and of course Robinson an...
We're back. The headlines? Well it's not really a person but a building. And it is of course Southwark Crown Court!! Probably the most important tourist destination in London these days, so many stars.
Russell Brand and Tommy Robinson attract loads of hangers on, bodyguards and general entourage fannies and that with the press and the macabre public means that you must get there early to get a good view who's c...
Here we are, 86 and here we are giving a bazookering to Reform councillors, Harry and Meghan, Thatcher again, (I hope I'm not bringing her back to life a la Dr Frankenstein!) and of course Blair and his cronies Alistair and Peter.
Brand gets a mention, I'm sure he will some more in the near future along with the DUP golden boy mister Donaldson who I'm sure will be enjoying his bread and water tonight, maybe he could ...
Our best yet I reckon. It starts with the news of Labour's victory in the the Kings Cross, St Pancras Euston Liverpool Street Station Community Chest Go To Jail by election and a lady got in that just by looking at her turns the heat up on Rupert Lowe to try and think of something not racist about the result.
Jack Polanski shall we be offski was nowhere to be seen this week at The Green conference but was at the coun...
Well we had to go with it, it's almost a Man City special this week but we make no apologies about it it's the only show in town, it transcends politics and world events, and it's weird that Man City used to be a regional Northern English joke but now they're a spy thriller.
Obviously our penfold/woodwork teacher/Number 10 North leader has other things to deal with but he had to make a statement and went very Manches...
Yes 83 and we start with my window cleaner and we end with trashing East Yorkshire.
World War 3, Mar A Lago, Eritrea and drinking at football matches all get a bazoinkering as well as messrs Trump, Danny Thommo, Alcaraz the tennis player, Pope Leo 14th, Lech Walesa, Said Aouetta, Liz Truss and Nick Ferrari amongst others.
Tell your mates, it's a great listen!!
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Number 82 and it starts with a bit of classic anti Royalism followed by a bit of pop music! Yes it's a bit of a trivial start but of course it was big news in the corporate pop world this week when the most famous ginger in East Anglia (well he used to be but Harry's back now isn't he) Ed Sheeran caused a storm by firing his support act for his own act of support of some middle easterns.
John Constable (evening all),...
We're on 81 now and this one starts with letter friendly tongue twister headlines.
Sometimes there's only one show in town but there's three this week. Who to choose from, is it Nigel? Nah, believe it or not he's been thrown off the front page by two even more right wing people.
Tommo has come from nowhere and he emerges with the army of balaclava boys coming out of vans like fly by night Dinorod bog unblockers, Patri...
Here we are, the BIG EIGHT O.
A new prime minister batting off Baddy Badenoch and of course Baron Tice who gets Bazookered more than once on this episode due to his embarrassing Dad act in the commons and on TV political programmes with his anger and ire at net stupid zero and solar blummin power.
Yes Starmer, after his announcement of his planned 'running away' gets the treatment as well, I'm going to miss doing his ...
Robert Bush, no not the presidential dynasty but the funeral director gets a respectful funeral type hammering at the end but the main news is the Spanish Cueto which sounds like a dance or a form of the runs but no it's an island near Morocco so it's like Spain's Guernsey.
Not much Trump or Burnham this week but we do cover the T shirt-gate event of the year with a leader's friend and a photo and a reaction from a l...
We're at 78 and it's turned into very much an economic Bazookaaah! But of course we had to talk about the relaxing of taxes on household fuel bills and business rates for licence premises. Oh how they complain though, who does? Celebrity bloody chefs. Cue a bazookering of Tom Kerridge and Nick Beardsmore. Yes I've no idea either. Mind you it got me to name check Tony Barber and Bobby Crush! Very much stars of yester...
Bazookaaah 77, yes it's a punk reference. Isn't it, it's my favourite number.
I don't think 26 is Starmer's favourite number. Good riddance you turncoat twat. The end of the Keir show had the usual lack of gigs and incisive conviction.
Trump bombing Iran again, obviously the Dartmoor death last week and Andy's coronation along with many other Bazookerings dominate this week's effort.
Golda Maier, the charge of the ligh...
Yes we couldn't ignore it, we couldn't just push it to the back pages or human interest section. We had to not only make it headlines but we had to devote the whole pod to it this week!!
Can you blame us, it's box office and we must give the Bazookaaah public what they want.
A bit of hot weather and the World Cup at the beginning but then we had to go in balls deep for Farage.
Anyway it's us against the establishment s...
Here we are the 75th, lots of World Cup and bazookering the twats who spray beer everywhere when Ingurlund score. Great reference to domestic violence Djed Spence and the UK Subs.
Burnham hasn't had his feet under the table at number 10 yet, that's number 10 London, no the one in Wigan that he's planning, but he gets the treatment here.
Rupert Lowe, disabled racists and the Straights of Hormuz as well as Cape Horn and...
If Carlsberg did resignation speeches. Yes special K got his final Corbyn jabs in after 6 years of rewriting history with an Ode To Joy backing track. It was pure theatre, well not exactly Harold Pinter but rather Anyone For Dennis or Run For your Wife. Anyway I make no apology for playing all six minutes of it with my 'remarks' in the background.
Anyway he's finally gone and did a typical summer season swan song per...
Here we are, the good people of Aberdeen but only in the South part, Broughty Ferry and Arbroath (same place) and of course Makerfield have spoken and it brought about three winners but none of them from the people's Reform UK party.
The story of the night was of course Andy burned the bridges Burnham had to win otherwise Jess Phillips and that Steve Reed ponse would have sent the grim reaper to his door dressed as a...
It's the first day of the World Cup and we're in a Wendys on Boston High Street getting the Irish American view on the greatest sporting show on earth.
Anyway elsewhere Starmer gets a deserved grilling and of course Healey and his AI Carns as well as the new soldier Jarvis, Keir is running out of military men to defend the high court judge cum amateur politician and his equally talent free, humourless, charisma...
We start with a World Cup observation 1966 of course and when it'll get mentioned next week during the first game. My car crash gets a mention, well I'll rephrase that, the car crash I didn't have but nearly had, I hope that's not prophetic, well if it is I'll not know anything about it.
Trump does David Bowie, of course Peter Murrell, Sturgeon and of course 'bald' humour. Of course Farage gets a bazookering and ther...
Our last show of May in the spring sunshine. A brief nod to the weather then we get stuck into Sturgeon and her grandfather, sorry husband Peter Murrell who lets face it will never get the part of Baron Hardup in the lucrative Glasgow pantomimes. Anyway they get a good bazookering!!
JD Vance gets a shoeing due to his 'nearly there' stance on the Iran crisis.
The Tories are getting shot at but frankly the words fish in...
Yes we start with Irish oppression which might appeal to some and some dreadful Cork and Dublin accents, weird place to start but it's very topical. Spygate, the SFA and RAF Lakenheath get a hammering at the explosive beginning as do The Beezer and Middlesbrough.
More traditional bastards get the Bazoookah treatment like Tice, Lowe and of course Farage get a couple of other folk from that part of the spectrum includi...
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