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(00:00):
Welcome to Blunt Besties. We are a pothead podcast where
girl culture meets weed culture meets pop culture, The Holy
Trinity. I'm Natalie.
I'm Jen. We're best friends of 25 years
and we're so happy to have you join our rotation.
Let's do it. The way this show works is that
we've 3 segments. The 1st and most important is
(00:20):
called Puffer Pass. That's where we smoke weed and
catch up as besties. Then we have the High 5.
These are Jen's pop culture stories of the week.
Then we have bluntly speaking, this is our TV recap of the
week. This week we're going to do the
Valley Reunion Part 2 and. Hunting Wives.
The first half. Yes, because I've seen it all.
Natalie has not seen. It I've not seen it all, but
(00:43):
I've seen enough. Let's get into our first
segment, Puffer pass. I have rolled us a joint with
the help of a Machin. This is Pacific Stone Gelato
Hybrid. Cheers.
Cheers, Are you excited for yourtrip, Nat?
(01:08):
I'm so excited. I'm seeing Dochi and Doja Cat.
Wow. Wow.
Like that's why I'm going to outside my I'm doing one of the
three days with some college friends and I can't fucking
wait. Mostly because I'm just like
such a Doji fan and from her videos from concerts, like I
(01:29):
know she just did Lollapalooza. It looks pretty gorge.
I mean, she's just so cool. Yes, she surely is.
Wait, so you're going to outsidelands with another friend That's
not? Me.
Yes, I know, I'm sorry. It's OK, I.
Forgive you. She is, in fact.
But you're single. Live your life.
Yeah, I am I'm. Really excited for you.
(01:50):
I'm sad I'm going to have mad FOMO but it'll be.
Totally event. She went to a concert last
weekend in San Francisco at Golden Gate Park, and she said
it's like freezing, like Beanie jacket.
Yeah, because it's like August, the Mark Twain quote.
Basically, there's no colder winter than a summer in San
Francisco. Wow, San Francisco really does
(02:11):
Indian summer as well. Like September, October.
That's. That's.
It's time to shine. Right now it's just like gloomy
as fuck, but I. Will say like I definitely had
seasonal depression in Santa Cruz in college.
Totally. I It's just nuts.
I am such a light girly, as you know, I had to like put a
skylight in my living room and Ihad such First off, I think I
(02:34):
was just depressed in San Francisco and then I had the
weather was just all. On top very healthy up in South
north for school but. Who now?
We weren't go to college. I don't know anybody really is.
How are we feeling? Should we get into the high 5?
Let's get a little more high into the high 5.
Because we're just not high enough.
I was like super high and it came off really.
(02:57):
Fast. I agree.
I think that's funny. No, I.
Came down quick. I got this.
So it's like a little. Roller coaster if you buy 14
grams they gave you this for free.
It's the snickle Fritz. What's that?
Pineapple Express? Yeah, James.
He's at James Franco's house at the beginning, and he doesn't
like his weed dealer, remember? He's like, we just want to get
(03:17):
in and out. Who?
James Franco, like, wants to be his friend.
He thinks they're friends, but like, he's like, we're not, I'm
not friends with my weed dealer,you know?
But like, he kind of gets stuck there.
They're smoking, like, the trifecta thing.
So then somebody comes and knocks on the door.
He's like, oh, like, come on up.He, like, lets them in, you
know, whatever. He's like.
They're getting to get the snickel Fritz and it's like the
not good weed. And so I'm like that's we got
(03:39):
the. Snake, we got the snickle Fritz
for sure and. It's fine.
Also I'm just like not I'm not into these papers.
I know, yeah. That are ashing everywhere.
These are the Pacific. Stones.
Honestly. Pacific Stone.
Snickle, Fritz. I'm passing on it, yeah.
It's a rare day. Yeah, it's a rare day.
You know what it's we got to pass on something, you know?
(04:00):
What it's not now what? If I feel emboldened.
We have to set a standard. We do, and we're not gonna
smoke. Snickle.
Friends. Shitty snickle friends.
High 5. Please.
Great first story breaking news just up on my phone.
People magazine. Jacob Allordy and Olivia Jade
break up after years of dating. Like.
(04:23):
Years. Years, The mutilated flash in my
brain. I wonder the amount of feet that
separate them. Is that the amount of years that
they dated? Oh.
My God, I think there's a lead. Like 2 feet of a difference and
they probably dated at least twoyears.
I hope it's down to the inch in the day.
(04:46):
I don't know time to height. Ratio.
God, that's a lot of math. I like math but I don't even
like know how to attack that I. Just said Oh my God because
she's so gorgeous. Olivia Jade.
Oh, she really is. I I just like, can't get behind
her. It's because of the the scandal
of. Like she's just famous for being
(05:07):
her mother. Yeah, but like she tries to be
an. Influencer I know well, that's
also part of it. I know.
It's like the USC, the influencer.
Like what is the contribution? The influence are 25.
And the unlike our contribution.Listen, they both have.
Anyone. They will always.
They will be fine. He's about to bug around town.
(05:31):
He and she, I hope, I hope they both have a time and they're
both gorgeous. He is.
So tall, like just I climb him like a tree.
How? Tall is he?
I think my ex. I mean, I know he was.
He's taller than Jacob. Lordy.
Really. Yeah.
How tall was he? 6/7.
That's insane. Did you ever climb him like a
(05:52):
tree or just like take a runningleap onto his body?
I don't know if I ever tried actually that I should have
that. Hilarious.
Did he ever just like, pick you up with one arm?
No, he was weak. He was a weak, sad, tall boy.
I feel like did he have sex likea worm or was he?
(06:13):
Did he didn't play basketball? What a waste.
I don't think people that have sex like Worms play basketball.
I just think it's like you can't.
Those two things don't intersect.
Basketball and sex like worm. Yeah, like, I think basketball
players are strong and they're like.
Yeah, they fuck Yeah, yeah, for sure.
(06:35):
Yeah, yeah. Having sex like a worm does not
scream. I'm a strong basketball player,
you know? Can't believe it.
How? Tall Are you 5 four?
That was, this was the same. It was the same.
I was Olivia Jane, he was Jacob Laurie.
But we're like way uglier. Just like fucking put him in a
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blinder. Put him.
In there, make him a paste. With some like fish sauce and
maggots. And then dry it out in the sun.
Dry it out in. The little sun, you know, a
splash of glitter just to make him look decent.
And then just shape them into your faces.
(07:15):
And that's. What they are, and that's what
we wear. OK, that's a little harsh time.
That's sweet for you to say that.
That's harsh. I pushed out the Ted lassos
filming again cuz great. But also it ended and wrapped up
with a wow Ted lassos filming again.
But they they. Okay, fine, the last I was
filming again, everyone's back. And for what exactly?
(07:38):
For? What is this, a new season?
Yes, season 4 they rap, they finale did.
You are correct. Yes they did.
I have no idea what to expect. I'm sure it'll be great.
It's they're great writers. I love Bill Lawrence but like
God forbid Apple just do like a new and just.
Let it be, Just let it be. It was a great run.
It's a great fucking show. It they better have had just
(08:01):
like the killer it better of ideas.
Fucking season that Ted's ever you.
Have to think that they were like he went.
Back to America. Here's a.
Glaring thing that like would beso good to catch up on in Ted
Lasso, and it's not. Bad years in the future.
Like I don't what are we doing? It's got to be because he just
went back or what? They're going to do it in
(08:22):
America. Reverse Ted Lasso.
I'll push out that Jennifer Lopez was refused entry to a
Chanel store because they didn'trecognize her.
Jennifer Lawrence. Lopez.
Jennifer, they didn't recognize Jennifer Lopez.
That is her biggest fear in life.
Literally. But it will also, I mean, to be
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fair, it was in Istanbul, so, you know, it's not like she's in
the United States. She was wondering around the
shopping center and attempted toenter the branch before a guard
told her we're full. Unfazed by the snub, Jennifer
said OK, no problem before walking into a different.
Store you know that she was fazed by the snub J.
(09:03):
Lo was later welcomed to Celine and Bayman, where she splashed
the cash, according to. Exactly.
And then she went back and said,do you guys work on Commission?
Big mistake. Huge.
Exactly. She lived her dream.
I think that was like every girl's big dream, to just be
like, fuck you. Yeah, look how much money I
(09:24):
have. You fucking.
You know what, assholes? Way to turn that situation.
The head of Chanel is just like that manager's fired.
Well, that security man is definitely fired.
Everyone's fired. I just had like a flash of like
Chanel's now going to send her like boxes and boxes of free
shit has like an apology becauselike if you got turned away,
you're like, fuck. Chanel, she gets everything from
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their future. Yes, runway shows.
Forever 1 of everything. They have to do like AJ Lo
inspired line. A Collab story #4 Armie Hammer
reveals he would smoke up to 20 joints a day and loved drugging
people. Excuse, he just, you know, he
(10:07):
goes on podcasts on the cage. He just cannot shut the fuck up.
He loves to chitchat. He's.
Burying himself. Has claimed he once smoked up to
20 joints a day and said he loved marijuana roofing people,
including Johnny Depp at the height of his career.
But it's not a it's not a fun drug to roofie people with.
(10:29):
People don't. Not everyone enjoys.
Not everyone chills. He joked.
I love poisoning people. I love smoking marijuana with
people to the point where they were like, I'm so stoned I can't
find my feet. I love marijuana roofing people.
I think at the point of my life I was smoking upwards of 15 to
20 joints a day. Shit, that's like really bad to
admit. You cannot be taught like I am.
(10:50):
All for having a good time, obviously, and smoking.
But what's a good time about? That like, why are you sick?
All right, Welcome back, Charlieto the bot.
He has broken the barrier that is downstairs.
The most trouble you ever got into was when you basically got
Johnny super stoned before a press junket.
Army said they never let me hangout with Johnny on a press tour.
After that. They would always keep us apart.
(11:11):
They never let us do press together.
They were like, you 2 cannot hang out anymore.
That's funny, Army said. Those were the good days.
The amount of money that got spent at this time in Hollywood
was just exorbitant. It was unbelievable.
It was offensive. He was traveling first class,
indulgent meals, anything they wanted.
He added that during the press tour, he was given his own
private jet by Disney. Disney and basically traveled
the world twice. He claimed that Johnny's jet was
(11:33):
even more lavish. What movie did they work on
where they did this? Crazy.
Tour that western? Is that what?
It was they got him the craziestjet I've ever seen.
It had a movie theater in it. The guy who owns the jet was a
serious smoker. And Johnny smokes cigarettes
constantly. He lights one off of the other
just as he's finished kind of thing all day.
It was God. Wow.
He's really spilling the tea. I want to listen to this
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podcast. It sounds really interesting.
Honestly that's his next best phase is just like do all The
Dirty little secrets inside infoof Hollywood because your career
is over anyway. They did The Lone Ranger
together. That western actiony like comedy
thing in 2013. 2013. I feel like I watched it and
(12:17):
have no nothing remarkable to remember about it.
Got a 31% on Rotten Tomatoes so.I don't feel good saying this
out loud because he shouldn't get this credit, but he looks
pretty fucking hot. That's what's the biggest shame
is that he tragedy is so tall and hot.
So hot, but he's demonic and insane.
(12:39):
OK. It's like basically like David
Fox. Oh, that it with the shaved
head. That is, you have a type.
I sure do. But Armie Hammer being your type
makes sense. Yeah, sure, he's fucking hot.
Well, Armie Hammer, I do. I'm not saying that my husband
looks like Armie Hammer. That's not what I'm saying.
We lost a baddie. We did to cannibalism.
(13:06):
I hate when that happens. You know it's.
Just it's becoming an epidemic. 5th and final. 5th and final.
Great. Once I find.
It I want to know what the combined was but.
OK oh I really wanted to talk about this and I pushed out
other things for it but here we are.
(13:26):
Trend gone wrong man. Influencer breaks her spine
doing an outrageous Nicki Minaj TikTok challenge.
I I haven't seen the video. I haven't seen the video either,
but I think we might be able to watch it right now.
Should we watch? It yes, I'll look away just in
case. So scared what if her like back
that breaks? Well, that's exactly why it's
scare. I mean, she's injured her spine,
(13:49):
broken her spine, Jen. Yeah, that's what I just said.
You just said what if she breaksher back?
She did. Oh, OK.
Oh, they don't. They don't show it, probably
because it's really graphic. I mean, I'm sure you don't see
the angle, but like, she breaks it.
That's really gnarly. No like.
And I think she just had a baby like not that long ago.
(14:11):
Isn't she standing on formula? You're fucking joking.
You're fucking joking. Hold on the photo.
I have the photo of the photo. Bad.
I really hope Nicki Minaj like, sends her money.
Oh. My God.
I mean, yeah. And like a.
Nurse just. Works after giving birth.
Oh my, she literally can't hold a baby like ever again for like
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years. Oh.
So sad. So sad.
And people on the Internet are like, these comments are not
very empathetic. Like this doesn't feel like an
appropriate thing to be like karma too.
No. Oh like that's like half the
comments. That's a new mom.
Be nice, Yeah? Be.
Nice, be nice. She's just, I mean, it's a
(14:54):
stupid trend and it's getting stupider.
So many stupid trends, yeah, butshe's not eating a fucking tide
pod. That's literally what I was
thinking too, like. Karma sure there's I'll give you
that one. The tide pod.
The Tide Pod. Children die.
Oh OK, cut that off after the tide pod.
(15:16):
Just cut that little anyway. That's fucked.
That's fucked. And now we're going to enter our
bluntly speaking. Great, great.
The Valley Reunion Part 2. Yes, OK.
Nothing happens except, like Jack, cries.
I mean, Jack, exactly. I kind of feel like it's hard.
It's hard to see a man cry and not have or for me at least
(15:39):
personally not have like my heart break a little, but it's
Jack. So I just I and Britney said it
perfectly. She was like this might be
performative, and that's very true.
Like the tears are giving crocodiley.
It's. Like it's like I'm a therapist
(16:00):
and I'm watching like a crazy man, you know what I mean?
He has to sit there and talk. He has to listen to how he made
people feel. Do you know what I mean?
And like the response is I've I've just never really seen a
response quite like it. Like, it's really fascinating in
like a really obviously, horrifically sad way that like,
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you've literally ruined this woman's life and like, possibly
your son because you're the father.
Like you know what I mean? Like you're yes, and he like
toggles between denying even when they're everyone around the
table is like no, we there's video evidence that we've seen
right and then now he's crying. So it's just like it get it does
(16:44):
it gives insane. It gives insane and I literally
don't even know what the rest ofthe cast we're talking about
because I don't care like a little Jesse and Michelle, but
like. Yeah, I don't care.
Like this was a filler. Don't do fillers.
Don't do fillers, just give us 22.
Great ones. Yeah, anyway, hunting wives,
we'll do a real. Quick one, Yeah.
I wish we could talk longer guys.
(17:05):
I just have to go. So I'm just unfortunate but.
I have not finished. Here's where I.
Am the. Girl is dead.
They've the gun is missing and they blamed it on her and
they've iced her out. Everyone's blocked her on
social. Media so fast.
That was crazy. Crazy.
And like right after this, like very intimate thing with Mallon
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Ackerman. Mallon Ackerman's wig is
actually like it. It's offensive.
It's just so puffy. The color's disgusting.
Like I'm not, it doesn't stay with me.
I'm just kind of like, all right.
Everyone's like, it's like porn,is it?
It's not good. It's like very sexual eating
out. A lot of eating out, a lot of
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like tit grabbing, a lot of justlike yeah, a.
Lot of Malin boobs. Lot of Malin boobs.
A lot of boobs action. I don't mind some of it, it just
seems like there's a lot. Of it, we're going to talk in
detail when you finish because I'm so curious to hear because I
have so many thoughts about. Like I am the last place I'm the
funeral is happening in Brittany.
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Snow shows up and they those girls like, kick her out.
Oh my. God that is so crazy.
She has a note on her car from the eye patch man, being like,
you want to talk now? And then she goes home to her
husband. He's like, you can't stay here
anymore. And she's like, cool.
So she's staying in a motel. She keeps talking to the cops.
Stop talking to the cops. Stop.
(18:32):
Where is your lawyer? Is this is a crazy?
This is why I couldn't be a lawyer.
I would yell and take my patience clients.
Well, I can't wait to hear your thoughts at the end.
I love you and I love you and thank you to anyone that is
listening, even if it's just oneperson.
We love you. Thank.
You so much. This has been fun and next week
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next episode will be on a zoom and I'll have some kick ass
stories. Hopefully that'll go down in the
next week. And a half great and I'll be in
Colorado, so hopefully I'll havea cool backdrop.
Talk to you later. I love you.
Love you. Bye bye.
Welcome to Blunt Besties. We are a pothead podcast where
girl culture meets weed culture meets pop culture, The Holy
Trinity. I'm Natalie.
I'm Jen. We're best friends of 25 years
and we're so happy to have you join our rotation.
Let's do it. The way this show works is that
we've 3 segments. The 1st and most important is
(00:20):
called Puffer Pass. That's where we smoke weed and
catch up as besties. Then we have the High 5.
These are Jen's pop culture stories of the week.
Then we have bluntly speaking, this is our TV recap of the
week. This week we're going to do the
Valley Reunion Part 2 and. Hunting Wives.
The first half. Yes, because I've seen it all.
Natalie has not seen. It I've not seen it all, but
(00:43):
I've seen enough. Let's get into our first
segment, Puffer pass. I have rolled us a joint with
the help of a Machin. This is Pacific Stone Gelato
Hybrid. Cheers.
Cheers, Are you excited for yourtrip, Nat?
(01:08):
I'm so excited. I'm seeing Dochi and Doja Cat.
Wow. Wow.
Like that's why I'm going to outside my I'm doing one of the
three days with some college friends and I can't fucking
wait. Mostly because I'm just like
such a Doji fan and from her videos from concerts, like I
(01:29):
know she just did Lollapalooza. It looks pretty gorge.
I mean, she's just so cool. Yes, she surely is.
Wait, so you're going to outsidelands with another friend That's
not? Me.
Yes, I know, I'm sorry. It's OK, I.
Forgive you. She is, in fact.
But you're single. Live your life.
Yeah, I am I'm. Really excited for you.
(01:50):
I'm sad I'm going to have mad FOMO but it'll be.
Totally event. She went to a concert last
weekend in San Francisco at Golden Gate Park, and she said
it's like freezing, like Beanie jacket.
Yeah, because it's like August, the Mark Twain quote.
Basically, there's no colder winter than a summer in San
Francisco. Wow, San Francisco really does
(02:11):
Indian summer as well. Like September, October.
That's. That's.
It's time to shine. Right now it's just like gloomy
as fuck, but I. Will say like I definitely had
seasonal depression in Santa Cruz in college.
Totally. I It's just nuts.
I am such a light girly, as you know, I had to like put a
skylight in my living room and Ihad such First off, I think I
(02:34):
was just depressed in San Francisco and then I had the
weather was just all. On top very healthy up in South
north for school but. Who now?
We weren't go to college. I don't know anybody really is.
How are we feeling? Should we get into the high 5?
Let's get a little more high into the high 5.
Because we're just not high enough.
I was like super high and it came off really.
(02:57):
Fast. I agree.
I think that's funny. No, I.
Came down quick. I got this.
So it's like a little. Roller coaster if you buy 14
grams they gave you this for free.
It's the snickle Fritz. What's that?
Pineapple Express? Yeah, James.
He's at James Franco's house at the beginning, and he doesn't
like his weed dealer, remember? He's like, we just want to get
(03:17):
in and out. Who?
James Franco, like, wants to be his friend.
He thinks they're friends, but like, he's like, we're not, I'm
not friends with my weed dealer,you know?
But like, he kind of gets stuck there.
They're smoking, like, the trifecta thing.
So then somebody comes and knocks on the door.
He's like, oh, like, come on up.He, like, lets them in, you
know, whatever. He's like.
They're getting to get the snickel Fritz and it's like the
not good weed. And so I'm like that's we got
(03:39):
the. Snake, we got the snickle Fritz
for sure and. It's fine.
Also I'm just like not I'm not into these papers.
I know, yeah. That are ashing everywhere.
These are the Pacific. Stones.
Honestly. Pacific Stone.
Snickle, Fritz. I'm passing on it, yeah.
It's a rare day. Yeah, it's a rare day.
You know what it's we got to pass on something, you know?
(04:00):
What it's not now what? If I feel emboldened.
We have to set a standard. We do, and we're not gonna
smoke. Snickle.
Friends. Shitty snickle friends.
High 5. Please.
Great first story breaking news just up on my phone.
People magazine. Jacob Allordy and Olivia Jade
break up after years of dating. Like.
(04:23):
Years. Years, The mutilated flash in my
brain. I wonder the amount of feet that
separate them. Is that the amount of years that
they dated? Oh.
My God, I think there's a lead. Like 2 feet of a difference and
they probably dated at least twoyears.
I hope it's down to the inch in the day.
(04:46):
I don't know time to height. Ratio.
God, that's a lot of math. I like math but I don't even
like know how to attack that I. Just said Oh my God because
she's so gorgeous. Olivia Jade.
Oh, she really is. I I just like, can't get behind
her. It's because of the the scandal
of. Like she's just famous for being
(05:07):
her mother. Yeah, but like she tries to be
an. Influencer I know well, that's
also part of it. I know.
It's like the USC, the influencer.
Like what is the contribution? The influence are 25.
And the unlike our contribution.Listen, they both have.
Anyone. They will always.
They will be fine. He's about to bug around town.
(05:31):
He and she, I hope, I hope they both have a time and they're
both gorgeous. He is.
So tall, like just I climb him like a tree.
How? Tall is he?
I think my ex. I mean, I know he was.
He's taller than Jacob. Lordy.
Really. Yeah.
How tall was he? 6/7.
That's insane. Did you ever climb him like a
(05:52):
tree or just like take a runningleap onto his body?
I don't know if I ever tried actually that I should have
that. Hilarious.
Did he ever just like, pick you up with one arm?
No, he was weak. He was a weak, sad, tall boy.
I feel like did he have sex likea worm or was he?
(06:13):
Did he didn't play basketball? What a waste.
I don't think people that have sex like Worms play basketball.
I just think it's like you can't.
Those two things don't intersect.
Basketball and sex like worm. Yeah, like, I think basketball
players are strong and they're like.
Yeah, they fuck Yeah, yeah, for sure.
(06:35):
Yeah, yeah. Having sex like a worm does not
scream. I'm a strong basketball player,
you know? Can't believe it.
How? Tall Are you 5 four?
That was, this was the same. It was the same.
I was Olivia Jane, he was Jacob Laurie.
But we're like way uglier. Just like fucking put him in a
(06:55):
blinder. Put him.
In there, make him a paste. With some like fish sauce and
maggots. And then dry it out in the sun.
Dry it out in. The little sun, you know, a
splash of glitter just to make him look decent.
And then just shape them into your faces.
(07:15):
And that's. What they are, and that's what
we wear. OK, that's a little harsh time.
That's sweet for you to say that.
That's harsh. I pushed out the Ted lassos
filming again cuz great. But also it ended and wrapped up
with a wow Ted lassos filming again.
But they they. Okay, fine, the last I was
filming again, everyone's back. And for what exactly?
(07:38):
For? What is this, a new season?
Yes, season 4 they rap, they finale did.
You are correct. Yes they did.
I have no idea what to expect. I'm sure it'll be great.
It's they're great writers. I love Bill Lawrence but like
God forbid Apple just do like a new and just.
Let it be, Just let it be. It was a great run.
It's a great fucking show. It they better have had just
(08:01):
like the killer it better of ideas.
Fucking season that Ted's ever you.
Have to think that they were like he went.
Back to America. Here's a.
Glaring thing that like would beso good to catch up on in Ted
Lasso, and it's not. Bad years in the future.
Like I don't what are we doing? It's got to be because he just
went back or what? They're going to do it in
(08:22):
America. Reverse Ted Lasso.
I'll push out that Jennifer Lopez was refused entry to a
Chanel store because they didn'trecognize her.
Jennifer Lawrence. Lopez.
Jennifer, they didn't recognize Jennifer Lopez.
That is her biggest fear in life.
Literally. But it will also, I mean, to be
(08:42):
fair, it was in Istanbul, so, you know, it's not like she's in
the United States. She was wondering around the
shopping center and attempted toenter the branch before a guard
told her we're full. Unfazed by the snub, Jennifer
said OK, no problem before walking into a different.
Store you know that she was fazed by the snub J.
(09:03):
Lo was later welcomed to Celine and Bayman, where she splashed
the cash, according to. Exactly.
And then she went back and said,do you guys work on Commission?
Big mistake. Huge.
Exactly. She lived her dream.
I think that was like every girl's big dream, to just be
like, fuck you. Yeah, look how much money I
(09:24):
have. You fucking.
You know what, assholes? Way to turn that situation.
The head of Chanel is just like that manager's fired.
Well, that security man is definitely fired.
Everyone's fired. I just had like a flash of like
Chanel's now going to send her like boxes and boxes of free
shit has like an apology becauselike if you got turned away,
you're like, fuck. Chanel, she gets everything from
(09:46):
their future. Yes, runway shows.
Forever 1 of everything. They have to do like AJ Lo
inspired line. A Collab story #4 Armie Hammer
reveals he would smoke up to 20 joints a day and loved drugging
people. Excuse, he just, you know, he
(10:07):
goes on podcasts on the cage. He just cannot shut the fuck up.
He loves to chitchat. He's.
Burying himself. Has claimed he once smoked up to
20 joints a day and said he loved marijuana roofing people,
including Johnny Depp at the height of his career.
But it's not a it's not a fun drug to roofie people with.
(10:29):
People don't. Not everyone enjoys.
Not everyone chills. He joked.
I love poisoning people. I love smoking marijuana with
people to the point where they were like, I'm so stoned I can't
find my feet. I love marijuana roofing people.
I think at the point of my life I was smoking upwards of 15 to
20 joints a day. Shit, that's like really bad to
admit. You cannot be taught like I am.
(10:50):
All for having a good time, obviously, and smoking.
But what's a good time about? That like, why are you sick?
All right, Welcome back, Charlieto the bot.
He has broken the barrier that is downstairs.
The most trouble you ever got into was when you basically got
Johnny super stoned before a press junket.
Army said they never let me hangout with Johnny on a press tour.
After that. They would always keep us apart.
(11:11):
They never let us do press together.
They were like, you 2 cannot hang out anymore.
That's funny, Army said. Those were the good days.
The amount of money that got spent at this time in Hollywood
was just exorbitant. It was unbelievable.
It was offensive. He was traveling first class,
indulgent meals, anything they wanted.
He added that during the press tour, he was given his own
private jet by Disney. Disney and basically traveled
the world twice. He claimed that Johnny's jet was
(11:33):
even more lavish. What movie did they work on
where they did this? Crazy.
Tour that western? Is that what?
It was they got him the craziestjet I've ever seen.
It had a movie theater in it. The guy who owns the jet was a
serious smoker. And Johnny smokes cigarettes
constantly. He lights one off of the other
just as he's finished kind of thing all day.
It was God. Wow.
He's really spilling the tea. I want to listen to this
(11:55):
podcast. It sounds really interesting.
Honestly that's his next best phase is just like do all The
Dirty little secrets inside infoof Hollywood because your career
is over anyway. They did The Lone Ranger
together. That western actiony like comedy
thing in 2013. 2013. I feel like I watched it and
(12:17):
have no nothing remarkable to remember about it.
Got a 31% on Rotten Tomatoes so.I don't feel good saying this
out loud because he shouldn't get this credit, but he looks
pretty fucking hot. That's what's the biggest shame
is that he tragedy is so tall and hot.
So hot, but he's demonic and insane.
(12:39):
OK. It's like basically like David
Fox. Oh, that it with the shaved
head. That is, you have a type.
I sure do. But Armie Hammer being your type
makes sense. Yeah, sure, he's fucking hot.
Well, Armie Hammer, I do. I'm not saying that my husband
looks like Armie Hammer. That's not what I'm saying.
We lost a baddie. We did to cannibalism.
(13:06):
I hate when that happens. You know it's.
Just it's becoming an epidemic. 5th and final. 5th and final.
Great. Once I find.
It I want to know what the combined was but.
OK oh I really wanted to talk about this and I pushed out
other things for it but here we are.
(13:26):
Trend gone wrong man. Influencer breaks her spine
doing an outrageous Nicki Minaj TikTok challenge.
I I haven't seen the video. I haven't seen the video either,
but I think we might be able to watch it right now.
Should we watch? It yes, I'll look away just in
case. So scared what if her like back
that breaks? Well, that's exactly why it's
scare. I mean, she's injured her spine,
(13:49):
broken her spine, Jen. Yeah, that's what I just said.
You just said what if she breaksher back?
She did. Oh, OK.
Oh, they don't. They don't show it, probably
because it's really graphic. I mean, I'm sure you don't see
the angle, but like, she breaks it.
That's really gnarly. No like.
And I think she just had a baby like not that long ago.
(14:11):
Isn't she standing on formula? You're fucking joking.
You're fucking joking. Hold on the photo.
I have the photo of the photo. Bad.
I really hope Nicki Minaj like, sends her money.
Oh. My God.
I mean, yeah. And like a.
Nurse just. Works after giving birth.
Oh my, she literally can't hold a baby like ever again for like
(14:32):
years. Oh.
So sad. So sad.
And people on the Internet are like, these comments are not
very empathetic. Like this doesn't feel like an
appropriate thing to be like karma too.
No. Oh like that's like half the
comments. That's a new mom.
Be nice, Yeah? Be.
Nice, be nice. She's just, I mean, it's a
(14:54):
stupid trend and it's getting stupider.
So many stupid trends, yeah, butshe's not eating a fucking tide
pod. That's literally what I was
thinking too, like. Karma sure there's I'll give you
that one. The tide pod.
The Tide Pod. Children die.
Oh OK, cut that off after the tide pod.
(15:16):
Just cut that little anyway. That's fucked.
That's fucked. And now we're going to enter our
bluntly speaking. Great, great.
The Valley Reunion Part 2. Yes, OK.
Nothing happens except, like Jack, cries.
I mean, Jack, exactly. I kind of feel like it's hard.
It's hard to see a man cry and not have or for me at least
(15:39):
personally not have like my heart break a little, but it's
Jack. So I just I and Britney said it
perfectly. She was like this might be
performative, and that's very true.
Like the tears are giving crocodiley.
It's. Like it's like I'm a therapist
(16:00):
and I'm watching like a crazy man, you know what I mean?
He has to sit there and talk. He has to listen to how he made
people feel. Do you know what I mean?
And like the response is I've I've just never really seen a
response quite like it. Like, it's really fascinating in
like a really obviously, horrifically sad way that like,
(16:22):
you've literally ruined this woman's life and like, possibly
your son because you're the father.
Like you know what I mean? Like you're yes, and he like
toggles between denying even when they're everyone around the
table is like no, we there's video evidence that we've seen
right and then now he's crying. So it's just like it get it does
(16:44):
it gives insane. It gives insane and I literally
don't even know what the rest ofthe cast we're talking about
because I don't care like a little Jesse and Michelle, but
like. Yeah, I don't care.
Like this was a filler. Don't do fillers.
Don't do fillers, just give us 22.
Great ones. Yeah, anyway, hunting wives,
we'll do a real. Quick one, Yeah.
I wish we could talk longer guys.
(17:05):
I just have to go. So I'm just unfortunate but.
I have not finished. Here's where I.
Am the. Girl is dead.
They've the gun is missing and they blamed it on her and
they've iced her out. Everyone's blocked her on
social. Media so fast.
That was crazy. Crazy.
And like right after this, like very intimate thing with Mallon
(17:29):
Ackerman. Mallon Ackerman's wig is
actually like it. It's offensive.
It's just so puffy. The color's disgusting.
Like I'm not, it doesn't stay with me.
I'm just kind of like, all right.
Everyone's like, it's like porn,is it?
It's not good. It's like very sexual eating
out. A lot of eating out, a lot of
(17:50):
like tit grabbing, a lot of justlike yeah, a.
Lot of Malin boobs. Lot of Malin boobs.
A lot of boobs action. I don't mind some of it, it just
seems like there's a lot. Of it, we're going to talk in
detail when you finish because I'm so curious to hear because I
have so many thoughts about. Like I am the last place I'm the
funeral is happening in Brittany.
(18:11):
Snow shows up and they those girls like, kick her out.
Oh my. God that is so crazy.
She has a note on her car from the eye patch man, being like,
you want to talk now? And then she goes home to her
husband. He's like, you can't stay here
anymore. And she's like, cool.
So she's staying in a motel. She keeps talking to the cops.
Stop talking to the cops. Stop.
(18:32):
Where is your lawyer? Is this is a crazy?
This is why I couldn't be a lawyer.
I would yell and take my patience clients.
Well, I can't wait to hear your thoughts at the end.
I love you and I love you and thank you to anyone that is
listening, even if it's just oneperson.
We love you. Thank.
You so much. This has been fun and next week
(18:52):
next episode will be on a zoom and I'll have some kick ass
stories. Hopefully that'll go down in the
next week. And a half great and I'll be in
Colorado, so hopefully I'll havea cool backdrop.
Talk to you later. I love you.
Love you. Bye bye.
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