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July 28, 2025 5 mins
Listen to full audiobooks for free on : https://hotaudiobook.com/free Title: Bill Dana as Jose Jimenez Author: Bill Dana Format: Unabridged Length: 47 mins Language: English Release date: 02-27-08 Publisher: Laugh.com Genres: Comedy, Classic American Summary: Tracks: 1. José the Astronaut 2. Submarine Commander 3. Coast Guard 4. CIA 5. The Sailor 6. The Infantryman 7. Mail Call 8. My Phony Valentine 9. Broadway Writer 10. TV Engineer 11. Piano Tuner 12. Bullfighter 13. Latin Lover 14. The Surfer 15. The Cheerleader 16. Make Nice Contact: info@hotaudiobook.com
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Speaker 1 (00:36):
And you call it the Here at the Hungry Eyes
to bring you people who are in the news currently.
And the gentleman you're about to meet could possibly be
the most important man in any of our lives. He's
the United States Air Force officer who has been chosen
to be the first man sent into outer space. I'm
referring to the chief astronaut with the United States Interplanetary.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Expeditionary Force, and here he is.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Now how you do, sir?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
May we have your name?

Speaker 4 (01:01):
My nine assai manna.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
And you're the chief astronaut with the United States Interplanetary
Expeditionary Force and a.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Jibot now with the U ninety stay.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Any planet, my nine osahi mana.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Mister a mens, could you tell us a little about
your spacesuit?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
It's very uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
How much how much did the spacesuit cost?

Speaker 4 (01:41):
That is basuit cost eighteen thousand dollars?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Eighteen thousand dollars. Yeah, that seems rather expensive.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Wow, it has two bar of pants that's only nine thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yes, I've been noticing this, mister menez.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
What is this called a crash helmet?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:05):
I hope not, mister Amenaz.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
You must have some opinions on the race for space.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
All right, I will.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
I got one.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Were you a participant at any of the rocket launchings
at Cape Canaveral?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I will a part.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Any of the rocket launches the Bay Canavara.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
I was there.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
When they opened the door into the nose cone. They
dug them out and they put them out inside the
nose cone.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Then they closed the door on that little mouth. I
don't want to.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Talk about him.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Please, please, let's try to continue here.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I want to ask you.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
What is the most important thing in rocket travel?

Speaker 5 (03:20):
To mean, the always important thing in the rocket travel
is the blast off?

Speaker 3 (03:25):
The blast off.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
I always take a blast before I take off, otherwise
I wouldn't get in aything.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Well, after that, what is the procedure in taking off?

Speaker 4 (03:41):
The posted about that?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
And taking off?

Speaker 5 (03:44):
You got to put on it's that top by draw
the double dynamo repossible boast. You got to activate the
decompression at the bat and you got to put on
the antimagnetic causing a system.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
And then you're really up there.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
Now that opens the door and let's out that little mouth.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Do you think there will be life on Mars?

Speaker 5 (04:19):
Maybe if I land on a Saturday night, something might
be happening. Otherwise, I'm going to bring a bull.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
That's something I wanted to ask you about, mister man Is.
Of course, there's a very long trip into outer space,
and I just wonder what you'll do to do to
entertain yourself during those long, lonely solitary hours when you're
all by yourself.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Wow, I plan to cry a lot
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