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July 28, 2025 5 mins
Listen to full audiobooks for free on : https://hotaudiobook.com/free Title: Humorous Happenings in Holy Places Author: Barbara Eubanks Narrator: Barbara Eubanks Format: Unabridged Length: 3 hrs and 7 mins Language: English Release date: 01-05-07 Publisher: Tate Publishing Genres: Comedy, Memoirs Summary: Barbara's stories encompass everything from funny things children say, to what can happen when song lyrics are misunderstood, to crazy things that happen during church services. Each story is followed by a short devotion and scripture, and is sure to lift your spirit and to encourage you in your walk with the Lord. Contact: info@hotaudiobook.com
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Our heavenly father. God knows our name because he is
our father, and when he calls us to service, we
must answer. Jesus symphasized this when he said, why do
you call me Lord? Lord? And do not do what
I say? I will show you what he is like,
who comes to me and hears my words and puts

(00:21):
them into practice. Luke six forty six forty seven. Read Firs.
Samuel one and two for an understanding of God's faithfulness
and care for his children, and to see how Hannah
responded to his goodness to her. Pray that your ears
will be sensitive to God's call and that your heart
will be eager to answer and respond. Story two. Don't

(00:50):
worship those idols. As we were going down the walk
of my cousin's lake house, my five year old granddaughter
Alisha frantically started saying, Graham, Graham, don't look, don't look.
I ask, don't look at what? She frantically answered, don't
look at that idol? The Bible says not to look
upon idols. I then discovered a small concrete garden ornament

(01:14):
in the flower bed. I realized that in Alicia's eyes,
it was an idol. We are to be as cautious
and urgent as my granddaughter at keeping idols or anything
else save the One True God from our lives that
would become a source of worship. God's instructions to his
people were very explicit in this matter. He reminded the

(01:36):
people of his goodness and deliverance of them, and that
they were to have no other gods before him. This
same edict applies to us today. Often man forgets God's
protection and provisions for him, and in turn gives credit
to lesser things. Do not turn to idols or make
gods of cast metal for yourselves. I am the Lord

(02:00):
God Leveticus nineteen four. Read Exodus twenty one through seventeen.
Pray that God will put a shield around your heart
that keeps out anything that would take your eyes off
Him or that would in any sense become an idol
for you. Story three. Don't be the pinball. My surgeon's

(02:28):
son was recently invited to speak to the Christian Medical
and Dental Society. Since his duties take him away from
his family so often, he asked them to accompany him
that night so that they could all be together. He
based his talk on doctor Seuss's book Places you will go.
He acknowledged that through the intern in residency years, most

(02:51):
of the doctor's time and steps are dictated by their trainers, patience,
and by the training process itself. He emphasized that just
as they knew then who and what controlled their lives,
they now should recognize just as plainly who was dictating
their lives, where they were going, and what they were

(03:11):
doing in life after their time in medical school. He
emphasized that they shouldn't be swayed by every demand on
their time, but if they should instead make sure that
God was the controlling force behind their lives. He said,
you shouldn't just bounce around like a ball in a
pinball machine. On his way home, his daughter's ages nine

(03:34):
and thirteen, were praising their dad for his good speech. Sandy,
his wife, tested their understanding and asked them what meaning
they got from it. They reiterated what he said, almost verbadim.
She then asked Austin, their six year old son. He
thoughtfully replied, well, I think what he was saying was

(03:56):
that if you play pinball, don't be the ball. Too
often in life we are, indeed the pinball, being not
to and fro, not even aware of the forces propelling us.
Often we let life's demands and circumstances consume us instead
of our enjoying the abundant life that Christ promises. God

(04:18):
should truly be the controller of our lives. I have
come that they may have life and have it to
the full John ten ten. Read John ten one through eighteen,
and be reminded that it is God's will that you,
as His child, have an abundant life, and that He
be in the control of your life. Pray today that

(04:40):
God will keep you from being not to and fro
by stresses and pressures in your life, and that He
will help you to discern the direction He wants you
to go. Story four. God is in the control. Children
have a definite concept about
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