The 99p Challenge by BBC Audiobooks | Free Audiobook

Listen to full audiobooks for free on : https://hotaudiobook.com/free Title: The 99p Challenge Author: BBC Audiobooks Format: Original Recording Length: 26 mins Language: English Release date: 07-18-07 Publisher: AudioGO Ltd. Genres: Comedy, Classic British Summary: It's back: the show they didn't dare call King Stupid Series 2! A new presenter, new panellists, new title, new silly games, and more jokes than ever in the show Robert Hanks in The Independent called "a brilliant panel game". © and (P)2006 BBC Audiobooks Ltd Contact: [e-mail]

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
I'm Sue Perkins, and welcome to the ninety nine p Challenge.
Do you know that since this series began we've given
nearly half of five pounds away? We've got even more
money to give away tonight. I've got four panelists. They're
going to play some games sort of like school sports
table without rows of mums shouting go on, take him down,
stamp on his face. The nandroline didn't come cheap. I'll
award the money as icy fit. Whoever has the most

(00:22):
at the end gets to play for the big ninety
nine P part. Yes, no expense has been spent. Let's
meet the contestants now. From Channel four Space it's Simon
Pegg Hello.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
From the Friday Night Armistice, it's Peter Baynham Hello. And
here with the celebrating the Chinese Year of the Jew,
It's David Schneider with them as Disgraced DJ and All
Time Bad Boy Radio.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
It's Tom Bins Hello.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
And just so we know, does anyone here have any
special dietary requirements?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
I can only eat food that's been drawn from me
by quadrom artists.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
We'll make a note of that.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
I can only eat road kills. I can only eat
things that begin with F or S, so I can
eat things like food, but if I want something else,
I can always try stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
I've got to stay at home. You'd better spread marmalade
on your fingernails because you will be biting them for
the next twenty something minutes as we played the ninety
nine pence challenge. These days you can get greeting cards
for every occasion. There's no human experience that cannot be
summed up by a couple of lines and two pink

(01:45):
and yellow teddies having a discrete hug whilst butterflies fly
around their stuffed ribbony teddy ears this round, I want
you to create rhymes for the insides of greeting cards. Peter.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
They've got quite touching one here that I saw, which
was your brother. Was a lovely bloke and in good
mental health. So what a shock at the end of
the siege when he turned the gun on himself.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
I got a moving one myself yes day, and I
know you will be jolly glad to find I'm not
your real dad.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
You let me smuggle fags in, you gave me extra stew,
so I thought I just had to say you're my
favorite prison screw. I've got your dog is dead.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
I'm really sorry.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
You'll find parts of it in the wheel arches of
my lorry.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I've got a combined one just to save money for
those special occasions when two unrelated card events happen, which
is here's my deeper sympathy, though, I think it's for
the best that your grand didoh so peacefully the day
you passed your driving test. This has got a lot
of congratulations at this difficult time.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Here come the Pence. By the end of b