May 30, 2025 • 44 mins
Today’s episode dives deep into the world of cow showmanship, thriving in NYC in our early 20’s, and a color-coded calendar with the lovely Chaz May. Don’t skip “Chaz Time” this week (you will get it when you listen to the episode okay?!!?)
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Occasionally I would get like a Netflix Dare Devil like
drug dealer audition, and I was like, that's insane, and
I was really in my college Fine, I had just
I just came out of the closet.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, she's like, need to beat the shit out of
the Yes, Hey everybody, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hi, hi, hi, Hi, welcome.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Here's the thing. My name is Mary, this is Kyle.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Hi, here's the thing. I'm Kyle.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Do you think Kyle's hats too big? I don't think
it is.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
I think it's Okay. That's incredibly pointed. Wow, I don't
think it is. Why would you start by saying because
you think do you think.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
It's too You thought it might be too big, and
I don't think it is. And I just need to
nail it down that we don't think it's too big.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
It sounds like you think it's too big.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I hear what you're saying, but I really don't.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Okay. Wow. I didn't plan on starrying this with a fight,
but I guess here we are.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
It's gonna be the debate of the century.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I came to you with a lot with in a
place of vulnerability, and I said, hey, I'm really excited
about this hat. It says boy mom because I I
woke up in the middle of the night a few
weeks ago and I said, I have an idea I'm
gonna put it. I'm gonna make a hat that says
boy mom. I had this hat custom made because I'm
really obsessed with women on social media that are like,
(01:22):
I'm a.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Boy mom, I love my son, I want to fuck
my son.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Yeah, And I love that, and I think it's really funny,
so I ordered it. But it is a little big.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I don't think it is though.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Actually this is actually so fitting because we have our
guest today is the very funny Chas May, who has
a character of someone who's like really unsure about their
new hat. Really think that that's so funny. We'll talk
to him about that anyway. What Chas May is here,
he's very.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Funny, excited for our guests.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
We're excited for our guests. But this is the headspace
that we're in right now. I also had a care
on edge.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Oh yeah, he slipped down a cold roof fast.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I did quick. So now I'm trying to even out
with this one.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Before Chez gets here, Let's talk about what we canceled
on this week?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yes, Mary, what'd you cancel one?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I kind of vaguely canceled on like a family trip,
which is empowering. I is empowering. I think my sister
and I just got like our signals crossed on what
date I'm coming to the East Coast this summer. She
because I know, and in her defense, I normally come
for my birthday week, which is the beginning of June,
(02:32):
and this year I'm coming the end of June into July.
And so she was like she was trying to like
change up the dates, and I was like, no, no,
I already bought my flight, like I'm going this day.
And then she kind of proposed, well, what if you
come this time? And I was like, no, no, no,
I'm coming this time. And we kind of had like
a sisterly like discussion of adult sisters like and I
(02:52):
just said, look, this is my plan you can do.
You can come or not, and it and it ended
up going well, and I think she is going to
come the dates that I'm that I'm going. But yeah,
it was just like a canceling of like, you know what,
I'm actually I'm an adult too, and I'm going to
pick the time that i'd come to the East Coast
because you have to it's expensive and I can only
(03:12):
really go like three times a year, which is a lot.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
That's a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
That is even just.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Still be there for another few chunks of the year
so you can, Yeah, you'll see her then if things
don't line up perfectly. But it's tough at other times
where you're like, I want to see my nephew.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I know I have a nephew now, and it's like
breaking my heart that I don't see him every day.
But yeah, so it was kind of just like a
family discussion we had.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay, yeah about plans.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
What about you?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Well, this week I canceled I had so I got
just got a new gym membership. Oh and I because
I canceled my gym membership because I was paying for
Equinox for like a year, and because I thought that
because here's the thing, it's unfortunately it's the it's the
nicest gym ever it is. It's like it has all
of that, it's super clean, it's spacious, it's like there's
(04:03):
a lot of great amenities, but it's way too expensive.
It makes no goddamn sense. And I paid for it
for a full year, and I thought by me spending
a lot of money that would make me want to
go absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
In the year, like, cumulatively, the amount of time that
I actually spent in the gym over the year was
probably three months.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Oh interesting, a straight no.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Just like cumulatively throughout the entire year, how much I
went added up to probably three months out of twelve.
That's not good.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
It's not good.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
It's not good.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Okay, yes, doesn't go to the gym? What more do
we need to discuss?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Yep? And you know what you're right for that, you're
correct in your in your assessment of me. Uh, I'm
a man with big plans and an even bigger hat.
I don't know if this is good. I don't know
if this hat's going to make it to by the
time cha, I'm already humiliated. I'll ask you. I'll do it.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yes, I hate myself for bringing it up. I hate myself.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Don't don't say that. Don't say that.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I really want you to wear the hat or the
Chazz like his lounge.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Maybe Chazz is but he might be into that, Okay,
but yeah, I'll ask for his opinion on it anyway.
So I canceled you finally cancel. I canceled my gym membership,
and then I was like, I got a membership to
like a Planet Fitness significantly cheaper. But I don't like
gyms in Los Angeles fucking suck. They're too cramped, they're small,
(05:41):
they're busy. So I was like, Okay, I'm going to
go to a location that is sort of a little
out there. I'm going to go into the valley. I'm
going to take like a twenty five minute drive to
the to the gym instead so that I can feel
the peace and serenity that I deserve to feel at
the gym. Yeah, and found a Planet Fitness that is
(06:02):
out in the valley. It's clean, it's the parking is easy,
there's a lot of space. Loved it. Started going there,
went when I say started going there. Went once because
this was last week, and then I canceled my plans
to go again because I got so busy. But one
of the nights I could not go to sleep, so
(06:22):
I didn't go to sleep until like four him and
I was like, I'm not going to go to the
gym in the morning without getting me proper sleep. That's unhealthy.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Everyone knows that's unhealthy.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
And listen, I'm I've my weight has yo yod and
for the entirety of my fucking life, so I know
it works for me. And trying to convince myself that
I'm fucking Rocky Balboa and I need to wake up
at five am and be at the gym seven days
a week is not it for me. I've been I've
(06:53):
been that guy. I've been same. It's just like it
turns me into a miserable, miserable person. So I decided,
you know what, I'm going to get the proper sleep
that I need and I'm going to go to the
gym later on the day. And I went and it
was fine. That's a lie. I didn't go later the day.
I tried to lie just now and I couldn't. I
could still haven't gone, but I will go.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I'm afraid the distance the valley wilted Trio, probably, but
I understood why you did it. It makes perfect Well.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I got the membership where I can go anywhere, but
I'm not trying to go to the fucking Planet Fitness
in Hollywood or whatever. So I'm going to figure it out.
But it's nicer out now. I can work out outside.
This is incredibly thrilling to listen to. I bet about
me comparing it.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Is well, I think gyms stuff is very relatable to people.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Yeah, it's just like I don't know. And I'm also
coming to terms with the humiliating realization that it's just
a basic part of what I need to do to
be remotely happy with my life, even just a physical
appearance aside to just like feel my emotion be baseline
(08:02):
regular I have to like exercise.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I know.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
It's so humiliating, and it's incredibly Basically it's the thing
that they do tell you.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
For most of your life, your whole life.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
They say that it's just finally kind of sinking into
me in my thirties. Is that I'm like, Oh, I
gotta at least you get some steps in if I
want to not fucking try to kill myself.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I'm dying to tell you how I've been working out lately.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Oh God, what are you doing? What do you do?
Did you get a big yoga ball? No?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I should get that, though, but it's my apartment's so small,
I don't think I can have that. So I got
weighted wrist bands and egglets. They're like five pounds or
not five pounds? Who am I two pounds?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Do you wear them at works?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
So I haven't started wearing them at works. I'm not
quite there yet. I'm like, because I know my coworkers
are gonna cheesy. I wear them at home and I
dance and I go like, I do like a zoomba.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
My like, I did you're Jane Fonda?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Literally, you know the song G six?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Yes, I know the song, Jess.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I like memorize the zoomba routine for that, and it's
like like a G six, like a Jesuz six.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
And I have my.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Weights and I also have handheld weights, and I just
go like this.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
I just go like this, Oh my god, I can't
believe you let me drone on about my gym membership
when you were sitting on that information.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
You're the first person I've told wow. And there's a
quote in How I Met your Mother where Marshall like
twists his ankle and Lily, his wife's like, how did
you twist your ankle? And he's like, so I sometimes
I dance and she's like what he's like, and he goes,
I dance more than you know. And that's how I
feel like I've been sitting on the secret like, hey, guys,
I've been dancing alone in my apartment.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
We're both being very open today.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
But I like, I get so sweaty, so it has
to be working. I do think my I live above
my landlord and I'm waiting for the day for her
to knock be like, what the hell? Let me join
in like a gez six.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
We got a great show for you today. I think
our guest is here. Thanks for going back. Today we
are joined by a very funny actor and comedian. You've
seen him on TikTok and at the UCB Theater in
Los Angeles, and also scuttling to and fro in the
alleyway behind the studio like an iddy bitty crab. Chats
(10:22):
may welcome to cancel your plan me. Hello, thank you
for being here.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I was I parked behind the studio not well like
we found.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
You and you were going First things first, chest, do
you think my hat's too big?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Ah? I love boy, mom, you like it does look
like it's too big.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
I knew it it's too big. It looks just because
I'm sing it's coming out on the sides, So I
had the I made this hat I had. I it
came to me in a dream. It came to me
in a dream because I've been obsessed with boy moms
on the social media, and I was like, sister, proud,
boy mom proud, but they they're all proud. Also, notice
(11:02):
I didn't say my mom proud, boy mom. Oh you
said Florida.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
That's not wrong.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
So it's it's it came to me a dream. I
was very excited about it. I had had it made
custom and I put it on and I was like,
I think it might be a little big, and Mary
and I were talking about it. But then I remembered
that you straight up have a bit of someone who
got a new hat and they're confident about it. And
I was like, wow, this is so fortunous that I'm
just gonna really take a big swing with this big hat.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I like it. I didn't notice it. I didn't notice
that it was I agree.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
They're on this side, which the camera can't really tell
there is a gap here.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Okay, but on that backwards it's huge.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
It's oh my god, it's terrible. You got.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
I'm I'm not wearing that.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Shoot, I've really done it.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
No, that was me.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I said, well, I did the mistake of bringing it
up unprovoked. And then he thought, oh, because she brought
it up, she must think it's too big, and I went, no.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
You were like that book's a little large.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
No, no, I said, I said.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
I don't think that hats too big.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
No I did, I don't think that has too big.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
And he was like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
We weren't talking about that. So I did that mistake?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Got it insanity? Anyway, I'm it's something that listen. I
if I am here on earth to humiliate myself on
a daily basis, I think that's my personal journey. And
if that's if that's the price of entry today to
learn that my genius creation of my boy mom hat
(12:36):
didn't quite hit the mark. That's okay. I can go
back to the drawing board and I can. That's that's
what happens when you buy stuff online. I can get
it made and I can get it done right.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
We throw it in the wash shrinket. And I was like,
that doesn't work for hats.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
This is why we have love. What's it called when
they make people watch a movie beforehand and then they're like,
tell us, if you like this, part focus. This is
my focus. Yeah, so thank you. I think you're okay.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
So you're from Florida, yes, unfortunately, okay, unfortunately. Yeah, I
mean Florida's got its charm.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
It's so I am from rural central Florida. Oh, there's
not a lot of charm. Like it's yeah, I looked
at up recently. When I moved to Like, I'm from
a city called Dade City, not Dade County, which is
like nice Florida, like Miami. It's Date City. When I
moved there was a city population of like seven thousand people.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Wow. Small.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
My middle school had a farm that I kept a
cow at and like showed a fairs. It's like it
is were you in the f Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Both my members of the.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
President.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Oh they do get the chicks singer in Goodbye Earl
because they they're both members of the f f A.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I was the vice president.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Holy I can't believe having the vice president of the
f f A here. Wow, And you would you would
a prize winning cow?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Yeah? What was its name?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Lola? I have a heifer the Florida State Fair.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Wow, holy crap.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Do you think you'll return to that?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I honestly, part of me like no, really no, but
part of me, I'm like, I want to go back
and watch it because it is the most embarrassing thing
in the world. I again, this was like the closest
I could get to, like performing as the closeted Like okay,
fair boy in Florida, but like I you would like
take your horse or horse heifer around the ring and
it would poop, Like it would absolutely always poop, and
(14:30):
you have this is so gross fun fact to like
because they like, I can't believeing this, right, Okay, when
the when heffer, I hate that I'm saying this heifer.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Why I'm obsessed with this?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Do you think it's embarrassing to you or to the heifer?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I think it's like whenever I'm doing a podcast, I'm like,
it's locked up everything I'm saying right now.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
We edit this deeply to make ourselves look way more
interesting than we are.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Also, you have no idea how much people want to
know about this niche thing because I've never been to
a like County fair where watching it.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
But the combination of like show show biz and like
showman ship and then being like but also like they're
gonna there's.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
A TikTok corner of the world where there's all those
kids that do it with when they're very serious, have
the like and they're trying to direct that and stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Is that what you just kind of but the heifers
are you just kind of walk around the ring and
they're like judging them on. It's like you know how
it's captain, it's shape and all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Do you like perform?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
No, you just kind of walk around.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Did you have a special outfit that you would wear sometimes, like.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
White polo shirt and like black pants.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
That cowboy hat.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Maybe you could. I don't remember.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Like the showmanship of it was sort of what pulled
you in. Was there any was there any No?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
It was not doing sports. There was no theater program.
It was like I guess I'll try farming in.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
The farming of it out? Was there like was it
just that or is there like off the stage? Was
there an aspect too where you were like, Wow, I
really I really enjoy working with animals or like like
I love.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Growing corn, not at all, I'm allergic to everything. I
love animal I.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Just so you weren't like afraid of the cow. You
brush it and but it's like a good luck the.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Most affectionate animal. It's like you're like Robert, you know.
It's just kind of like you're taking a bucket of
feed and putting it into a trough.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
And then why did you bring up the like why
is the poop so big? Because did you have to
clean up the poop?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
So when you when a cow poops in the ring,
it's like it flexes its tail so that it can
poop sure, and you have to like pinch the tailbone
so it relaxes. It's like if it's it's like this
and then you pinch and it goes like that.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
I hate that I just said that.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I don't remember the scoring about it, but I think
it was like if the cow poops and you, I
think you do lose points, but like if you can
get the tail to like go back, sorry, if you
can the cow.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
The cow is you're walking the cow around, You're in
front of the cow.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
And to the side, you're to the side.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Okay, do you have a thing holding.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Like a like a leash alter, a halter?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
And then this is so fascinating. Really, I've never.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I've we've never had a more interesting guess. So then
we hold, we're off to the side, and then the
cow stops. You see the tail lift, the ship starts
coming out. You then wait for the ship to come out,
and then you just kind of you go to the
side and you just go yeah, and that gives you
a better eighth grade.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
So it's been a.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Nice since it gives you a better square.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I've been the vice president.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
But there were term limits, of course, of course. Yeah,
did you win?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
How many times have you I won a blue ribbon?
I don't remember exactly how where's the ribbon now at
my parents' house. Blue ribbon for the floriss A Fair
and the Sumter County Fair.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Well, all right, well all right, I don't know. So
then so then after that you went, I need to
be out there. This is actually I'm the star of
the show.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Yeah. Well then I left the school and I was like, well,
it was I went to high school, and.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
It was where did you go to college?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
University of Florida.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Okay, so you stayed in Florida.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah, I had to stay in Florida.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
State School, baby school.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
It was great. Yeah, I was closet, but through all
of it while doing musical theater. That's so weird.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Yeah, yeah, I was. I was out here. Yeah, I
was out here doing uh community musical theater in western
Massachusetts and having like showmances with like the women in
the shows. I was just like.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
The girls in love with you.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
I mean, I mean.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
College was like it was a lot of girls being
like telling me the crush me, and I was like,
I'm just really focused on work, you know, like I
gotta focus.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
I remember I was in Spring Awake any of my
sophomore year, and I was in love with my friend Jared, and.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
He was like I really like you too, but like
he had such incredible excuses and I would get so
drunk and be like kiss me.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Confusing for women in like so gay with gay best
friends because I told this about my friend Lauren. It's
like you, it's like everything. It's like this person is straight.
You are like perfect for each other.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
On papers like sleep in Bed and snunn, we are
just gas lighting the ship out of you being like
it's just not to have. It's like, I can't imagine
the beast.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
I became when I was like wasted with a closeted
gay man who I liked you said he liked me.
I literally like like my eyes and red, and I'd be.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Like, why aren't we looking?
Speaker 4 (19:25):
You were being gasolate on a daily basis.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Yeah, so it came out of me in a way.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
It's okay, So I'm sorry too.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
I would like to offer formal apologies to the to
the women in our lives that we that we made. Hell,
so you ended up moving to first you in New
York and then you move to l A. Did you
meet people just through like performing or are you someone
who like goes out and like tries to make friends
at like the bar or whatever? Do that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Do you do that?
Speaker 4 (19:55):
We're asking how do you? I'm that's my hand fisted
way of being like, how do you socialize? How do
you make plenty of people?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Are you extroverted or introverted?
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I think I'm an extroverted, like introvert.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
A lot of us are acting yeah, like I love.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
People, but I also I love me some alone time.
But oh yeah, I've never been out and was like
we should hang? Is that crazy? Do you?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Do some people like strangers?
Speaker 4 (20:17):
I do that?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Something you do?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Someone that I'm like really vibing with. Yeah, And I'm
like I don't know. I think that it takes the
pressure off of I get a lot of friend crushes
on people, so I'll be like, let's hang out, let's
do like a coffee daty or whatever, and then like
some more oftentimes than not, it's like, okay, like that
was not like we don't really need this each other again.
But sometimes it's magic and then you end up meeting
(20:40):
like I don't know. In the last few years especially,
I've made some like really like strong new adult friendships
that like are kind of.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
But they were, but I feel like they were mutual
friends at least.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Right, yeah, cause but like it was but we didn't
really know each other that ye don't know, it was
just a matter of I guess I really scratched the
it of like the thrill. It's like the thrill of dating,
but platonically it's really excited the idea of being like
being chosen by someone in that sense without having to
be like feel the rejection of like, well then they
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didn't want to fuck me, yeah, but instead it's like.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Oh, well, we're just friends.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
The stakes don't seem that. Look, that's actually really fucked up.
I'm like, oh, they just didn't like me as a person.
But it's worse if they don't want to.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah, I keep kicking, you know.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
That was the first time I felt, well.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I've been doing it non stop.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Why did you move to LA from New York? If
you like New York?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
It is just it's just so expensive. I think I
always wanted to move to LA. But then after you know,
the musical Theater Showcase and you get like an agent
in New York. But it's like the worst agent in
the world.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
What was your song that you sang? God, I need it?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I did a duet with one of the girls. I
part I broke my the Vendla to my Milk. You're uh,
I don't I don't remember I was it was?
Speaker 4 (22:16):
I don't remember, don't remember what was your what was
your shitty agent?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Like, oh my god, I I don't want to say
her name. But she apparently is like well known, like
if you like were to like google the agency be
like reviews being like really socks and it's like all
these backstage forums. But like I met with her and
it was like in it was like above of Ellen
Stardust Diner, you know that like yes place. Yeah, So
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it was like the office was there and she had
like stacks of head shots. Her office was a mess.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
She kept her sunglasses on exactly what Kyle wanted wanted
her to have, like a bunch of head shots like
chain smoking and young picturing.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Honestly, I could kill at that.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
No, but she she told me she was like, I
helped cast Mad TV. And I was like, my little like,
which I'm like, is any of that true?
Speaker 4 (23:03):
I don't know, but but also like what an insane
brag to have. Now you might, as I say, you
cast the love Boat.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I don't know what she's done sense, But I was
with her for Yeah, how long were you near? While
I was there for five years? What's a long time?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
So you did the thing you did Broadway?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
And then yeah, I did a few Broadways.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Uh, what was the craziest, the craziest thing she's ever
said to you? What was like the most insane request?
I want you to do this?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Wait, this is crazy? She sent me. She was like
it was I worked in Times Square, Oh god, And
it was like she texted me to emailed me the
day of and was like can you can you go
to an audition like later this afternoon? And I was
like yes, Like I can like print my sheet music
at work and like I'll just like go and it
was she was like, it's a new musical. It's Alanis
(23:51):
Moore said, it was like it was the Jagged Little
Pill before like anything name yet and it was like
I got there. I don't I'm not a singer, like
I'm not, I'm just not, but I got there. It
was I walk in. I saw the breakdown by the
sign in because I had really no information about it
was like bring up push. She was like, just have
a pop cut and be ready. It said please do
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not send white actors.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Oh so you march in.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
March in as the only white person in this space,
and I literally walked into the room. I was like,
I'm so sorry. I don't why I'm here because they
all kind of looked at me like what They're like,
do you want to sing still? And I was like no,
I'm good. I'm so sorry, like I don't know why.
And then after that we kind of broke apart. She
just like didn't pay attention to anything, and like I
really don't even think she knew who I was. I
kept getting like occasionally I would get like a Netflix
(24:36):
Dare Devil, like drug dealer audition, and I was like,
that's insane. And I was really in my like college
siny era. Yeah, I had just I just came out
of the closet.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
She's like to beat the shit out of there.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yes, And I would be like, hey would be like
the college kid who's a drug dealer.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
I'm like, yeah, this is really funny that you had
a that's like Joey from Friends the Stell.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
It's just exactly.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
She's the most famous like horror agent in New York.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
I loved being above the diner too, and just like Funneling,
I assume probably going down for legend being like you
want to you want an agent, and they're like.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, literally you did. I mean,
I'm sure she signs like probably like ten people from
like every showcase. So did you?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Were you one of the New Yorkers? Because I was
this New Yorker and all of my musical theater friends.
I didn't do musical theater in New York. I did comedy,
but all of my musical theater girlies would wake up
at like fucking cracka dawn with they pack their backpack
for the full day. You'd sign up for auditions, like
on Equity, you go to like the Equity building and
sign up for auditions, go to your job, nannying, waitressing,
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whatever it was, and and then go to like an
audition or two auditions, go to your second job. You're
not getting home to, like you're leaving the day at
like six and you're not gonna.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I didn't think it's seen for those auditions, Like I
never said, never did that. I was like, okay, I couldn't.
If there was a dance audition, I was like, I'm
not going. I would find if I would find every
sason to go. I did the Book of Mormon tap
audition way too many times.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
I was like, they are.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I don't know what they're doing with these recordings, but
they must be having a field day because it's so embarrassing, right,
and everyone's in like like Lulu Lemon and there. What
are those like really nice tap shoes like.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
This ohuc Luca.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Yeah, Capasio is the.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Cheaper and like I had the Navy sweatpants.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
I was like it was it was horrible. It was horrible,
But like.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
New York was such I think New York is best
spent between like twenty two and twenty six, where you're
still young enough to have that desire to live life
that way because it's so hard, having multiple jobs, signing
up for auditions, barely being seen. But then I remember
I was doing all that, and I still would go
out and drink and like have plans after all this.
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Oh yeah, how did we do it?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I don't know? And it truly it's like that was
the time I was there. I could. I couldn't do
it now and I can't. I don't even do that here,
Like no, same yesterday and I was like, I have
a birthday party today. I'm like, I don't know to
do my mind? Cancel on those plans?
Speaker 4 (27:03):
How would you go about that? How would you? How
would you say that?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
How would you cancel?
Speaker 4 (27:08):
How do you cancel plans? I? I uh have so.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Part of this childhood of like not being just not
having any friends. I feel like I say yes to
everything now where I'm like if someone is someone's like
you want see a movie, I'm like yes, Like it's
just like an instant, like it's sure whatever. And now
though I feel like I have really like over committed
in life and stuff, and I feel terrible cancel on plans,
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but I how would I go about it? I think
I would just be like I have a flat tire.
I might I might.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Send a message where you're like I've simply overbooked. I can't,
or are you like someone's dead? I can't.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
It's always like it, I'm so sorry. Are you mad
at me? It's like, oh my god, can we do it?
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Like?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Can we just push this back like people do it
next weekend? The thing is I'll go. I'll just go.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
So I think you do what I used to do
where you needed to start saying no instead of maybe,
because when you say maybe a lot everyone has their hopes.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Of I don't say maybe, I say yes, yes, right.
It feels so nice to be invited. I'm like, if
someone invites me somewhere, I'm gonna go, like I'm just
gonna like, but I don't know. And even if you
don't want to go, no, I try to go. I'm
working with my therapists now on scheduling time for chess.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
What does that look like?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
You can't tell chass times chess plans.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
It's just like it's a cleaning my apartment and like
do laundry. I just like need to do that.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Ship that is my ship.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
The therapists do say, now, like put in your planner
like two hours of alone time.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yeah, because if you really.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Struggle with that, then you have to put it in
your planner.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I use Google Calendar, like, yeah, that's right, but to
the point where like I will I have a separate
calendar for travel. This is so stupid, but like I
will put in like thirty minutes. It'll take me thirty
minutes to get there, and it's like that's great, yellow all.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
No, that's fucking hot. That's that really gets me, Like.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Trying to the shower at this time, Yes, yeah, because otherwise.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
If something it's sort of knocked into, like if everything
gets kind of thrown off, then whatever thing we are
landing on, it becomes a less enjoyable experience because I'm
showing up with like.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
You know what, my old act.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
I hate coming in hot something.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
I've been setting alarms, Oh yeah, five forty five, get
in the shower because if I'm late, like Kyle said,
like if I get anxious, it's like I'm setting myself
up for failure. Or if I know I have multiple
plans in a day, I set the alarm for when
I need to leave the bar to go to the
next thing. But it makes me feel old. Like my
gen Z friends are like like they'll hear the alarm
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and they're like, Jesus, Grandma, I guess you have to
go to the next thing.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
The alarm is to triggering for me. I think that's fair.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
I need something a little gentler.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
So I'm imagining your calendar. Okay, you have plans in
blue or green or something, and then above that is
yellow for travel time.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Yeah, so's to travel to get there.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
And then you have above that is to get ready.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yeah. Blue is like this is no, I've never said
this out loud.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
I think anyone this is sick.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
I'm like feeling tingles from this.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
The blue blue is like I think it's called like personal,
which is like shower what else is on there? It's
like jerk off, showery, masturbate.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
No, but stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
You got to schedule it. And then yellow is travel.
Green is like I don't remember the actual event. Red
as appointments.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
This is almost assistent. So I live. This is how
I have to like professionally live, and I do wish
I do. I kind of want to like implement this.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Now you're putting.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
You yet color code color weekends, but.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Like you're sick, you're sick?
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Can we do it up close?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
You bring it to the month.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Oh my, but it's okay.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
So four colors I'm seeing five there's I don't how
do I see?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I do this on my computer? Oh there is red, disappointments, purples, auditions.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Oh well, well should we do listener mail.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
A listener milk? So we have a segment where we
get some listener mill and people ask for advice, and
we'd love for you to weigh in on that. Chaz.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Okay, my friend bailed on me for an event tonight,
and I don't know what to do. I've never been
to a rave or anything on my own before, had
this plan for ages, and she just told me today
she doesn't think she can come and is only going
to send me money for her ticket. I mean, that's
not really sure what I could do. Kind of wish
I could go on my own, but I'm way too scared.
What would you do?
Speaker 4 (31:44):
God a rave?
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Would you go to a rave on your own?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
I would go to a rave with my closest friend.
I would wonder, to be honest, I just think of
glow sticks.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
It's like people doing drugs and like out dancing to
always drugs.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Some people go that are like yeah, so burn stuff,
but I prefer them on drugs I found there. I'm
on Molly. Yeah. I guess I've never been to a rave.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
I famously went to a rave in the nineties when
I was little because my wo so raves were like
created in the nineties when like what you.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Get, yeah, but I'm talking about you a rave at
like six years old.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
It was like four okay, So my mom a baby
woodstock that I literally was the baby at a rave.
So my mother, my mom has a much younger sister.
They're like fifteen years age in part. Okay, they're fifteen
years apart in age, and my mother my aunt, was like, hey,
can you drive me to this event? And my naive mother,
(32:42):
who like had a four year old, was like sure,
I'll drive you. Like where is it. She's like, oh,
it's like at this warehouse downtown and my mom was like, okay,
I'll bring you. And it was a fucking rave and
my aunt was like fully doing drugs and like had
big glowsticks and do that. So my mom drops her
off and it's like broad daylight and my mom like
walked in with my aunt and the race is like
boom boom, and I'm a baby and I'm just like
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my mom said in my mom was Mary's raving, and
there's like there's like a picture or something of me,
Like I'm literally like I have a glow stick and
I'm like and I'm like four wow, because of course
I'm just like this is in. Yeah, my mom like
walked because I don't know. My mom was a very
relaxed mother and was not very naive. And it was
the nineties, different times, you know, parents raised kids very differently, and.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
They were like someone's got a film this and put
it on social media and then I'll be.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
And eventually really like you dropped my aunt off. But
like I raved for a little and it was like
a real rave. It was like a nineties race. Oh yeah,
like the rave kids.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
That's not really my my my senior vibe. Are you
are you kind of like a Are you not into
densely populated events?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
I mean I have to really be in the space
for it. And it is rare that those were plans
I canceled.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Long So you would tell your friend in this scenario,
I cannot go along.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
No, if I made a oh yes, wait, if I
was the friend that canceled.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
The friend that had to go like that was like
to go.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Alone, I probably would end up not going the same
Great that seems dangerous to go alone. I agreed, you
would have to bring your six year old child.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
Are there things that would you even go to like
parties alone and stuff? That's something that really kind of
terrifies me.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
It's really I think if it's like, okay, like a
like a.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Like a house party, that's a little easier if I
know for a fact I'm going to know people there.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
I'm sure you like go through whom.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Yeah, but like just straight up being like we had
plans to go out to, even just a bar, that
really freaks me out to be there by myself. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
I went to one party alone once, like an event
when I first moved here. That just seems so cool,
and no one wanted to come with me, and I
was like, I'm going to do this. I'm going to
go alone. And I had to be the person that
like what awkwardly like I'd have a drink and I'd
doctoredly cooked. What did you say like to try to
join the group?
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Verry.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
You always feel like you're coming off creepy.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah, even as a woman, you have to do that
thing where you like walk up to a group and
be like can I join?
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Yes, you're right, you do have to go up to
a group like hey, I'm alone.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
God. But when someone said to me, I'm like, come over.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
I recently went to a Broadway rave. Did you know
those exacts?
Speaker 1 (35:14):
You said you didn't go to raves when you were six?
And a Broadway rave?
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Do you know about Broadway rave? Mister theater boy? It is.
It's all over the country.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Mister theater boy.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
That's what they used to call you in school, mister
theater boy. Right between the lines go on.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
It's all over the country. And they're every like couple
of months in l A and they it's at the
Terror Griom Ballroom.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
I love the place, and it's.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
I love that place. It's really a like a venue.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
It's like a rockney, but.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Elosively Broadway songs and people dress up in favorite Broadway characters.
We went for my friend's birthday. I hear you, but
I'm a enough, I'm enough past my years that now
it's like very nostalgic for us and we do it
kind of like it's just like we're gonna do this
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because we don't really audition for theater anymore. We're not
really in that world, so it feels I was one
of the cats.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
I think it was like one of the cats from
catstph No.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
But the other one, the tug tum tugger. I was
rum tug tuggera. But my friend was Dear Evan Hanson
and he got he got pulled on stage and sang
because he was only Dear Evan Hanson when the time.
But you gotta go to a Broadway, right, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
I think we suffered from the same ailment of like, listen,
do I enjoy doing this thing? Yes, but I'm also
kind of humiliated by the fact that I like can
get myself there. But it has to be in like
the I don't know, it has to be like in
this if I'm actual actually doing it.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Oh yeah, now we can play Baylor Nail.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Yeah, we have a game that we like to play
called bailor Nail. It's exactly what it sounds like. We're
gonna go rapid fire with a list of things that
you would either bail on, you would go not go
or nail, which is like nail that to the counter,
it's not moving on going chas may bailor now dentist appointments.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Oh, nail bacheler parties, noil.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Helping a friend move now.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
I'm not going to say I don't want to do
these things. But picnics, noil, getting a pedicure now, theme
parks now, bat mitzvass, nail, christenings, nail. The family events,
We're not going to miss them.
Speaker 4 (37:45):
Lunch at an airport, California pizza kitchen, absolutely nail.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Going to Ikea nail bail. I will bail on that one.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
Whoa break?
Speaker 1 (37:59):
You go there like ten minutes. I'm like, I just
got to get this one dresser you were there for
it's amazing.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Suddenly you're full of meatballs and you're like.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
What it's nighttime. It's crazy. No, I will, I'll bail
on that. And I'm like, if these are family events
like the christening or like a bomb insot, you have
to go fair.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
Yeah, I know, I just really bail on that christening.
I really admire your.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Commit family values, traditional values.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
In twenty first birthday parties.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Oh no, I guess I don't know a math. Uh, bail,
I'll bail on that, Okay? Is it like rooting someone on?
Because bail you could just run agreed for a split second,
like come on, which the way, a.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Few weeks ago, we were like late getting to the
studio because of the LA marathon. This morning, Mary's trying
to get to the studio and she's like, you won't
believe there's a bike marathon today. There's shut down streets.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
For what are you going to do?
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Then canceling our popodcast, cancel the Olympics? But uh, first
of all, who's riding a bike in the middle of
fucking Hollywood for a bike mayor fun? Ride a bike
somewhere beautiful?
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Yeah, we get a peloton?
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Come on, we have agreed, agreed, and also yeah, riding
a bike? Grow up?
Speaker 1 (39:10):
A light dinner, nail, appointment, television nail, A third date, nail,
It depends. I don't know how.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
You really need to learn to say no, well no,
this is really eye opening.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
So there's the only thing you would cancel on is
I Kia, which honestly everything I would do.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
But like again, if these are if it's a third
if you're on a third dates, why would I nail
on that.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
There's some things that I would bail on.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
What would you bail on?
Speaker 4 (39:38):
That's none of your godamn business.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Fucking did our lunch at California.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
L a X I relaxed. I would never bail on that.
I would never be on.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
There is the Southwestern at all.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
That's why they do.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
A lot of direct flights to Baltimore.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
Does Delta.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
I saw the Delta Lounge that's weekend, that's in San Francisco.
Coleman Domingo man through the Delta Lounge. My god, did
you drop contact? And he was definitely like, I know
you know who I am. I kept walking and I
was like, okay.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Yes it's me and grabbed a fistful of hard build eggs.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
A popular opinion, I love picking people from the airport,
and I will always.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
Be careful what you say on this pot.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
I know, wow, no, but like everyone's like, oh, I
wouldn't ask you to do that, Like I will get
you from the airport.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
That is like is that crazy for the right person?
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Is? I think it is a great thing to do
for someone and where it's like yes, I mean this
and I'm gonna make sure you safe.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
And visit like my ex boyfriend now, like that was
like almost a crazy idea to be like taking picking.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Up from the airport will of course after you've broken up.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
But yeah, it's it's it's a major ass.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Love language for some people.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
Time of day, depending what's going on.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Yeah, it's if it's in the middle of the day
and I'm always.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
Had this conversation last night, I would sooner be like
oftentimes i'd be like, I'll get you a car. I'd
do that. I'd be like, I'll get your car to
my brother's.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Landing tomorrow, Lax at nine forty five pm. I'm not
getting his ass. He's taking an uber, but he is
coming into town to see my.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
I know, I hear what you're saying, Chest, I don't
I see the judgment in your eyes.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Because when I fly into Tampa, if my sister's not
taking me up, I'm not taking an uber to date city.
It's an hour. That's a that's also different.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
It's Tampa.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
It's a great airport.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
It is. It's a great airport.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Oh fucking Burbank. If I have a friend playing, it's
hard to get hard.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
But they got the guy. They got Guy theory, though
they do his uh king Guy, Chicken Guy.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Keep going wait, move on, move on, Chicken Guy. That's
one of his restaurants.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
Oh, I thought you were like Chicken Guy, like you
know him from the Chicken Guy. You know him from
the chickens heir kit. Yeah, we used to. We should
run Chickens together guy middle schools. Is it the Flavor
Towne restaurant. He's got some monopoly at the it's some
specific restaurant at the Burbank Airport.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Chicken Guy, I think is an offshoot of that.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
Oh, it's like a Chicken Chat fast.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
But no, someone asked me to get them at Burbank.
I'm like, say one there, it's one loop. And also
that you can just keep looping. They don't. They don't
make you go to like a cell phone lot. They're like,
keep loopingli.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
X is actually the worst place in the world.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Yeah, it's not my least favorite airport though, I don't think.
But it's a horrible airport.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Case not terrible. Yeah, this podcast airport.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Logan Logan's okay, give me a city I've had.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
I haven't had a lot of experiences that logan.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
It's all right in Boston. It's the they got a
wall Burgers. There is Mark breakfast sandwich.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
Is he from Boston?
Speaker 4 (43:01):
I should think that's the whole up.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Yeah, so many actors in Hollywood. That's their whole vibe,
is just being from Boston.
Speaker 4 (43:08):
Yeah, that'd be crazy and weird.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
Gross, you're whole thinking me being from Florida.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
No.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Yeah, let's end today with you putting it.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
Thank you so much for coming. Wait, let me put
my ears out further from it.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
No, honestly, if.
Speaker 4 (43:24):
You're talk in your ears, maybe that that's crazy talking
my ears into a hat?
Speaker 3 (43:28):
No, you should tuck your ears.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
You trapped me into this there. Well what if I
like get like a clip?
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Honestly, that's a good wig hat. You could wear a
wig under there.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
Yeah, oh you could. You could be a boy mom
as a new drag character.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
Oh my gosh. Well, Chess, thank you so much for coming.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Thanks for having Chas.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
You were delight. You were such a friendly guess.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Yeah, is there anything that you'd like the people to
know about? You want to plug anything?
Speaker 1 (43:56):
I will not pick up anyone from the airport.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
No, what's your handle?
Speaker 1 (44:04):
What's your social on Instagram? It's Chas May and it's
chas main.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
It's how do you spell chas C H A Z.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
Yeah, why it's chaste, great name. And then yeah, Taz
performs a U C B. You perform uh with l
A City Council at MOD night Wednesday, Wednesday every month. Okay,
come through, it's a good time.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
Yeah, thanks, thank you.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
Bye oh
Occasionally I would get like a Netflix Dare Devil like
drug dealer audition, and I was like, that's insane, and
I was really in my college Fine, I had just
I just came out of the closet.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, she's like, need to beat the shit out of
the Yes, Hey everybody, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hi, hi, hi, Hi, welcome.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Here's the thing. My name is Mary, this is Kyle.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Hi, here's the thing. I'm Kyle.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Do you think Kyle's hats too big? I don't think
it is.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
I think it's Okay. That's incredibly pointed. Wow, I don't
think it is. Why would you start by saying because
you think do you think.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
It's too You thought it might be too big, and
I don't think it is. And I just need to
nail it down that we don't think it's too big.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
It sounds like you think it's too big.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I hear what you're saying, but I really don't.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Okay. Wow. I didn't plan on starrying this with a fight,
but I guess here we are.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
It's gonna be the debate of the century.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I came to you with a lot with in a
place of vulnerability, and I said, hey, I'm really excited
about this hat. It says boy mom because I I
woke up in the middle of the night a few
weeks ago and I said, I have an idea I'm
gonna put it. I'm gonna make a hat that says
boy mom. I had this hat custom made because I'm
really obsessed with women on social media that are like,
(01:22):
I'm a.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Boy mom, I love my son, I want to fuck
my son.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Yeah, And I love that, and I think it's really funny,
so I ordered it. But it is a little big.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I don't think it is though.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Actually this is actually so fitting because we have our
guest today is the very funny Chas May, who has
a character of someone who's like really unsure about their
new hat. Really think that that's so funny. We'll talk
to him about that anyway. What Chas May is here,
he's very.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Funny, excited for our guests.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
We're excited for our guests. But this is the headspace
that we're in right now. I also had a care
on edge.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Oh yeah, he slipped down a cold roof fast.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I did quick. So now I'm trying to even out
with this one.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Before Chez gets here, Let's talk about what we canceled
on this week?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yes, Mary, what'd you cancel one?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I kind of vaguely canceled on like a family trip,
which is empowering. I is empowering. I think my sister
and I just got like our signals crossed on what
date I'm coming to the East Coast this summer. She
because I know, and in her defense, I normally come
for my birthday week, which is the beginning of June,
(02:32):
and this year I'm coming the end of June into July.
And so she was like she was trying to like
change up the dates, and I was like, no, no,
I already bought my flight, like I'm going this day.
And then she kind of proposed, well, what if you
come this time? And I was like, no, no, no,
I'm coming this time. And we kind of had like
a sisterly like discussion of adult sisters like and I
(02:52):
just said, look, this is my plan you can do.
You can come or not, and it and it ended
up going well, and I think she is going to
come the dates that I'm that I'm going. But yeah,
it was just like a canceling of like, you know what,
I'm actually I'm an adult too, and I'm going to
pick the time that i'd come to the East Coast
because you have to it's expensive and I can only
(03:12):
really go like three times a year, which is a lot.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
That's a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
That is even just.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Still be there for another few chunks of the year
so you can, Yeah, you'll see her then if things
don't line up perfectly. But it's tough at other times
where you're like, I want to see my nephew.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I know I have a nephew now, and it's like
breaking my heart that I don't see him every day.
But yeah, so it was kind of just like a
family discussion we had.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay, yeah about plans.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
What about you?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Well, this week I canceled I had so I got
just got a new gym membership. Oh and I because
I canceled my gym membership because I was paying for
Equinox for like a year, and because I thought that
because here's the thing, it's unfortunately it's the it's the
nicest gym ever it is. It's like it has all
of that, it's super clean, it's spacious, it's like there's
(04:03):
a lot of great amenities, but it's way too expensive.
It makes no goddamn sense. And I paid for it
for a full year, and I thought by me spending
a lot of money that would make me want to
go absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
In the year, like, cumulatively, the amount of time that
I actually spent in the gym over the year was
probably three months.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Oh interesting, a straight no.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Just like cumulatively throughout the entire year, how much I
went added up to probably three months out of twelve.
That's not good.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
It's not good.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
It's not good.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Okay, yes, doesn't go to the gym? What more do
we need to discuss?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Yep? And you know what you're right for that, you're
correct in your in your assessment of me. Uh, I'm
a man with big plans and an even bigger hat.
I don't know if this is good. I don't know
if this hat's going to make it to by the
time cha, I'm already humiliated. I'll ask you. I'll do it.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yes, I hate myself for bringing it up. I hate myself.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Don't don't say that. Don't say that.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I really want you to wear the hat or the
Chazz like his lounge.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Maybe Chazz is but he might be into that, Okay,
but yeah, I'll ask for his opinion on it anyway.
So I canceled you finally cancel. I canceled my gym membership,
and then I was like, I got a membership to
like a Planet Fitness significantly cheaper. But I don't like
gyms in Los Angeles fucking suck. They're too cramped, they're small,
(05:41):
they're busy. So I was like, Okay, I'm going to
go to a location that is sort of a little
out there. I'm going to go into the valley. I'm
going to take like a twenty five minute drive to
the to the gym instead so that I can feel
the peace and serenity that I deserve to feel at
the gym. Yeah, and found a Planet Fitness that is
(06:02):
out in the valley. It's clean, it's the parking is easy,
there's a lot of space. Loved it. Started going there,
went when I say started going there. Went once because
this was last week, and then I canceled my plans
to go again because I got so busy. But one
of the nights I could not go to sleep, so
(06:22):
I didn't go to sleep until like four him and
I was like, I'm not going to go to the
gym in the morning without getting me proper sleep. That's unhealthy.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Everyone knows that's unhealthy.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
And listen, I'm I've my weight has yo yod and
for the entirety of my fucking life, so I know
it works for me. And trying to convince myself that
I'm fucking Rocky Balboa and I need to wake up
at five am and be at the gym seven days
a week is not it for me. I've been I've
(06:53):
been that guy. I've been same. It's just like it
turns me into a miserable, miserable person. So I decided,
you know what, I'm going to get the proper sleep
that I need and I'm going to go to the
gym later on the day. And I went and it
was fine. That's a lie. I didn't go later the day.
I tried to lie just now and I couldn't. I
could still haven't gone, but I will go.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I'm afraid the distance the valley wilted Trio, probably, but
I understood why you did it. It makes perfect Well.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I got the membership where I can go anywhere, but
I'm not trying to go to the fucking Planet Fitness
in Hollywood or whatever. So I'm going to figure it out.
But it's nicer out now. I can work out outside.
This is incredibly thrilling to listen to. I bet about
me comparing it.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Is well, I think gyms stuff is very relatable to people.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Yeah, it's just like I don't know. And I'm also
coming to terms with the humiliating realization that it's just
a basic part of what I need to do to
be remotely happy with my life, even just a physical
appearance aside to just like feel my emotion be baseline
(08:02):
regular I have to like exercise.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I know.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
It's so humiliating, and it's incredibly Basically it's the thing
that they do tell you.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
For most of your life, your whole life.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
They say that it's just finally kind of sinking into
me in my thirties. Is that I'm like, Oh, I
gotta at least you get some steps in if I
want to not fucking try to kill myself.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I'm dying to tell you how I've been working out lately.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Oh God, what are you doing? What do you do?
Did you get a big yoga ball? No?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I should get that, though, but it's my apartment's so small,
I don't think I can have that. So I got
weighted wrist bands and egglets. They're like five pounds or
not five pounds? Who am I two pounds?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Do you wear them at works?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
So I haven't started wearing them at works. I'm not
quite there yet. I'm like, because I know my coworkers
are gonna cheesy. I wear them at home and I
dance and I go like, I do like a zoomba.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
My like, I did you're Jane Fonda?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Literally, you know the song G six?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Yes, I know the song, Jess.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I like memorize the zoomba routine for that, and it's
like like a G six, like a Jesuz six.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
And I have my.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Weights and I also have handheld weights, and I just
go like this.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
I just go like this, Oh my god, I can't
believe you let me drone on about my gym membership
when you were sitting on that information.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
You're the first person I've told wow. And there's a
quote in How I Met your Mother where Marshall like
twists his ankle and Lily, his wife's like, how did
you twist your ankle? And he's like, so I sometimes
I dance and she's like what he's like, and he goes,
I dance more than you know. And that's how I
feel like I've been sitting on the secret like, hey, guys,
I've been dancing alone in my apartment.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
We're both being very open today.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
But I like, I get so sweaty, so it has
to be working. I do think my I live above
my landlord and I'm waiting for the day for her
to knock be like, what the hell? Let me join
in like a gez six.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
We got a great show for you today. I think
our guest is here. Thanks for going back. Today we
are joined by a very funny actor and comedian. You've
seen him on TikTok and at the UCB Theater in
Los Angeles, and also scuttling to and fro in the
alleyway behind the studio like an iddy bitty crab. Chats
(10:22):
may welcome to cancel your plan me. Hello, thank you
for being here.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I was I parked behind the studio not well like
we found.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
You and you were going First things first, chest, do
you think my hat's too big?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Ah? I love boy, mom, you like it does look
like it's too big.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
I knew it it's too big. It looks just because
I'm sing it's coming out on the sides, So I
had the I made this hat I had. I it
came to me in a dream. It came to me
in a dream because I've been obsessed with boy moms
on the social media, and I was like, sister, proud,
boy mom proud, but they they're all proud. Also, notice
(11:02):
I didn't say my mom proud, boy mom. Oh you
said Florida.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
That's not wrong.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
So it's it's it came to me a dream. I
was very excited about it. I had had it made
custom and I put it on and I was like,
I think it might be a little big, and Mary
and I were talking about it. But then I remembered
that you straight up have a bit of someone who
got a new hat and they're confident about it. And
I was like, wow, this is so fortunous that I'm
just gonna really take a big swing with this big hat.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I like it. I didn't notice it. I didn't notice
that it was I agree.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
They're on this side, which the camera can't really tell
there is a gap here.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Okay, but on that backwards it's huge.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
It's oh my god, it's terrible. You got.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
I'm I'm not wearing that.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Shoot, I've really done it.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
No, that was me.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I said, well, I did the mistake of bringing it
up unprovoked. And then he thought, oh, because she brought
it up, she must think it's too big, and I went, no.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
You were like that book's a little large.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
No, no, I said, I said.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
I don't think that hats too big.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
No I did, I don't think that has too big.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
And he was like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
We weren't talking about that. So I did that mistake?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Got it insanity? Anyway, I'm it's something that listen. I
if I am here on earth to humiliate myself on
a daily basis, I think that's my personal journey. And
if that's if that's the price of entry today to
learn that my genius creation of my boy mom hat
(12:36):
didn't quite hit the mark. That's okay. I can go
back to the drawing board and I can. That's that's
what happens when you buy stuff online. I can get
it made and I can get it done right.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
We throw it in the wash shrinket. And I was like,
that doesn't work for hats.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
This is why we have love. What's it called when
they make people watch a movie beforehand and then they're like,
tell us, if you like this, part focus. This is
my focus. Yeah, so thank you. I think you're okay.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
So you're from Florida, yes, unfortunately, okay, unfortunately. Yeah, I
mean Florida's got its charm.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
It's so I am from rural central Florida. Oh, there's
not a lot of charm. Like it's yeah, I looked
at up recently. When I moved to Like, I'm from
a city called Dade City, not Dade County, which is
like nice Florida, like Miami. It's Date City. When I
moved there was a city population of like seven thousand people.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Wow. Small.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
My middle school had a farm that I kept a
cow at and like showed a fairs. It's like it
is were you in the f Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Both my members of the.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
President.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Oh they do get the chicks singer in Goodbye Earl
because they they're both members of the f f A.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I was the vice president.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Holy I can't believe having the vice president of the
f f A here. Wow, And you would you would
a prize winning cow?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Yeah? What was its name?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Lola? I have a heifer the Florida State Fair.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Wow, holy crap.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Do you think you'll return to that?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I honestly, part of me like no, really no, but
part of me, I'm like, I want to go back
and watch it because it is the most embarrassing thing
in the world. I again, this was like the closest
I could get to, like performing as the closeted Like okay,
fair boy in Florida, but like I you would like
take your horse or horse heifer around the ring and
it would poop, Like it would absolutely always poop, and
(14:30):
you have this is so gross fun fact to like
because they like, I can't believeing this, right, Okay, when
the when heffer, I hate that I'm saying this heifer.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Why I'm obsessed with this?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Do you think it's embarrassing to you or to the heifer?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I think it's like whenever I'm doing a podcast, I'm like,
it's locked up everything I'm saying right now.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
We edit this deeply to make ourselves look way more
interesting than we are.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Also, you have no idea how much people want to
know about this niche thing because I've never been to
a like County fair where watching it.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
But the combination of like show show biz and like
showman ship and then being like but also like they're
gonna there's.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
A TikTok corner of the world where there's all those
kids that do it with when they're very serious, have
the like and they're trying to direct that and stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Is that what you just kind of but the heifers
are you just kind of walk around the ring and
they're like judging them on. It's like you know how
it's captain, it's shape and all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Do you like perform?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
No, you just kind of walk around.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Did you have a special outfit that you would wear sometimes, like.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
White polo shirt and like black pants.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
That cowboy hat.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Maybe you could. I don't remember.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Like the showmanship of it was sort of what pulled
you in. Was there any was there any No?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
It was not doing sports. There was no theater program.
It was like I guess I'll try farming in.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
The farming of it out? Was there like was it
just that or is there like off the stage? Was
there an aspect too where you were like, Wow, I
really I really enjoy working with animals or like like
I love.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Growing corn, not at all, I'm allergic to everything. I
love animal I.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Just so you weren't like afraid of the cow. You
brush it and but it's like a good luck the.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Most affectionate animal. It's like you're like Robert, you know.
It's just kind of like you're taking a bucket of
feed and putting it into a trough.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
And then why did you bring up the like why
is the poop so big? Because did you have to
clean up the poop?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
So when you when a cow poops in the ring,
it's like it flexes its tail so that it can
poop sure, and you have to like pinch the tailbone
so it relaxes. It's like if it's it's like this
and then you pinch and it goes like that.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
I hate that I just said that.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I don't remember the scoring about it, but I think
it was like if the cow poops and you, I
think you do lose points, but like if you can
get the tail to like go back, sorry, if you
can the cow.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
The cow is you're walking the cow around, You're in
front of the cow.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
And to the side, you're to the side.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Okay, do you have a thing holding.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Like a like a leash alter, a halter?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
And then this is so fascinating. Really, I've never.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I've we've never had a more interesting guess. So then
we hold, we're off to the side, and then the
cow stops. You see the tail lift, the ship starts
coming out. You then wait for the ship to come out,
and then you just kind of you go to the
side and you just go yeah, and that gives you
a better eighth grade.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
So it's been a.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Nice since it gives you a better square.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I've been the vice president.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
But there were term limits, of course, of course. Yeah,
did you win?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
How many times have you I won a blue ribbon?
I don't remember exactly how where's the ribbon now at
my parents' house. Blue ribbon for the floriss A Fair
and the Sumter County Fair.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Well, all right, well all right, I don't know. So
then so then after that you went, I need to
be out there. This is actually I'm the star of
the show.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Yeah. Well then I left the school and I was like, well,
it was I went to high school, and.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
It was where did you go to college?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
University of Florida.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Okay, so you stayed in Florida.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah, I had to stay in Florida.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
State School, baby school.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
It was great. Yeah, I was closet, but through all
of it while doing musical theater. That's so weird.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Yeah, yeah, I was. I was out here. Yeah, I
was out here doing uh community musical theater in western
Massachusetts and having like showmances with like the women in
the shows. I was just like.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
The girls in love with you.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
I mean, I mean.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
College was like it was a lot of girls being
like telling me the crush me, and I was like,
I'm just really focused on work, you know, like I
gotta focus.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
I remember I was in Spring Awake any of my
sophomore year, and I was in love with my friend Jared, and.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
He was like I really like you too, but like
he had such incredible excuses and I would get so
drunk and be like kiss me.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Confusing for women in like so gay with gay best
friends because I told this about my friend Lauren. It's
like you, it's like everything. It's like this person is straight.
You are like perfect for each other.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
On papers like sleep in Bed and snunn, we are
just gas lighting the ship out of you being like
it's just not to have. It's like, I can't imagine
the beast.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
I became when I was like wasted with a closeted
gay man who I liked you said he liked me.
I literally like like my eyes and red, and I'd be.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Like, why aren't we looking?
Speaker 4 (19:25):
You were being gasolate on a daily basis.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Yeah, so it came out of me in a way.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
It's okay, So I'm sorry too.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
I would like to offer formal apologies to the to
the women in our lives that we that we made. Hell,
so you ended up moving to first you in New
York and then you move to l A. Did you
meet people just through like performing or are you someone
who like goes out and like tries to make friends
at like the bar or whatever? Do that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Do you do that?
Speaker 4 (19:55):
We're asking how do you? I'm that's my hand fisted
way of being like, how do you socialize? How do
you make plenty of people?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Are you extroverted or introverted?
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I think I'm an extroverted, like introvert.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
A lot of us are acting yeah, like I love.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
People, but I also I love me some alone time.
But oh yeah, I've never been out and was like
we should hang? Is that crazy? Do you?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Do some people like strangers?
Speaker 4 (20:17):
I do that?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Something you do?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Someone that I'm like really vibing with. Yeah, And I'm
like I don't know. I think that it takes the
pressure off of I get a lot of friend crushes
on people, so I'll be like, let's hang out, let's
do like a coffee daty or whatever, and then like
some more oftentimes than not, it's like, okay, like that
was not like we don't really need this each other again.
But sometimes it's magic and then you end up meeting
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like I don't know. In the last few years especially,
I've made some like really like strong new adult friendships
that like are kind of.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
But they were, but I feel like they were mutual
friends at least.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Right, yeah, cause but like it was but we didn't
really know each other that ye don't know, it was
just a matter of I guess I really scratched the
it of like the thrill. It's like the thrill of dating,
but platonically it's really excited the idea of being like
being chosen by someone in that sense without having to
be like feel the rejection of like, well then they
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didn't want to fuck me, yeah, but instead it's like.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Oh, well, we're just friends.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
The stakes don't seem that. Look, that's actually really fucked up.
I'm like, oh, they just didn't like me as a person.
But it's worse if they don't want to.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah, I keep kicking, you know.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
That was the first time I felt, well.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I've been doing it non stop.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Why did you move to LA from New York? If
you like New York?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
It is just it's just so expensive. I think I
always wanted to move to LA. But then after you know,
the musical Theater Showcase and you get like an agent
in New York. But it's like the worst agent in
the world.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
What was your song that you sang? God, I need it?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I did a duet with one of the girls. I
part I broke my the Vendla to my Milk. You're uh,
I don't I don't remember I was it was?
Speaker 4 (22:16):
I don't remember, don't remember what was your what was
your shitty agent?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Like, oh my god, I I don't want to say
her name. But she apparently is like well known, like
if you like were to like google the agency be
like reviews being like really socks and it's like all
these backstage forums. But like I met with her and
it was like in it was like above of Ellen
Stardust Diner, you know that like yes place. Yeah, So
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it was like the office was there and she had
like stacks of head shots. Her office was a mess.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
She kept her sunglasses on exactly what Kyle wanted wanted
her to have, like a bunch of head shots like
chain smoking and young picturing.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Honestly, I could kill at that.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
No, but she she told me she was like, I
helped cast Mad TV. And I was like, my little like,
which I'm like, is any of that true?
Speaker 4 (23:03):
I don't know, but but also like what an insane
brag to have. Now you might, as I say, you
cast the love Boat.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I don't know what she's done sense, But I was
with her for Yeah, how long were you near? While
I was there for five years? What's a long time?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
So you did the thing you did Broadway?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
And then yeah, I did a few Broadways.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Uh, what was the craziest, the craziest thing she's ever
said to you? What was like the most insane request?
I want you to do this?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Wait, this is crazy? She sent me. She was like
it was I worked in Times Square, Oh god, And
it was like she texted me to emailed me the
day of and was like can you can you go
to an audition like later this afternoon? And I was
like yes, Like I can like print my sheet music
at work and like I'll just like go and it
was she was like, it's a new musical. It's Alanis
(23:51):
Moore said, it was like it was the Jagged Little
Pill before like anything name yet and it was like
I got there. I don't I'm not a singer, like
I'm not, I'm just not, but I got there. It
was I walk in. I saw the breakdown by the
sign in because I had really no information about it
was like bring up push. She was like, just have
a pop cut and be ready. It said please do
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not send white actors.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Oh so you march in.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
March in as the only white person in this space,
and I literally walked into the room. I was like,
I'm so sorry. I don't why I'm here because they
all kind of looked at me like what They're like,
do you want to sing still? And I was like no,
I'm good. I'm so sorry, like I don't know why.
And then after that we kind of broke apart. She
just like didn't pay attention to anything, and like I
really don't even think she knew who I was. I
kept getting like occasionally I would get like a Netflix
(24:36):
Dare Devil, like drug dealer audition, and I was like,
that's insane. And I was really in my like college
siny era. Yeah, I had just I just came out
of the closet.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
She's like to beat the shit out of there.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yes, And I would be like, hey would be like
the college kid who's a drug dealer.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
I'm like, yeah, this is really funny that you had
a that's like Joey from Friends the Stell.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
It's just exactly.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
She's the most famous like horror agent in New York.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
I loved being above the diner too, and just like Funneling,
I assume probably going down for legend being like you
want to you want an agent, and they're like.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, literally you did. I mean,
I'm sure she signs like probably like ten people from
like every showcase. So did you?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Were you one of the New Yorkers? Because I was
this New Yorker and all of my musical theater friends.
I didn't do musical theater in New York. I did comedy,
but all of my musical theater girlies would wake up
at like fucking cracka dawn with they pack their backpack
for the full day. You'd sign up for auditions, like
on Equity, you go to like the Equity building and
sign up for auditions, go to your job, nannying, waitressing,
(25:39):
whatever it was, and and then go to like an
audition or two auditions, go to your second job. You're
not getting home to, like you're leaving the day at
like six and you're not gonna.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I didn't think it's seen for those auditions, Like I
never said, never did that. I was like, okay, I couldn't.
If there was a dance audition, I was like, I'm
not going. I would find if I would find every
sason to go. I did the Book of Mormon tap
audition way too many times.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
I was like, they are.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I don't know what they're doing with these recordings, but
they must be having a field day because it's so embarrassing, right,
and everyone's in like like Lulu Lemon and there. What
are those like really nice tap shoes like.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
This ohuc Luca.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Yeah, Capasio is the.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Cheaper and like I had the Navy sweatpants.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
I was like it was it was horrible. It was horrible,
But like.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
New York was such I think New York is best
spent between like twenty two and twenty six, where you're
still young enough to have that desire to live life
that way because it's so hard, having multiple jobs, signing
up for auditions, barely being seen. But then I remember
I was doing all that, and I still would go
out and drink and like have plans after all this.
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Oh yeah, how did we do it?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I don't know? And it truly it's like that was
the time I was there. I could. I couldn't do
it now and I can't. I don't even do that here,
Like no, same yesterday and I was like, I have
a birthday party today. I'm like, I don't know to
do my mind? Cancel on those plans?
Speaker 4 (27:03):
How would you go about that? How would you? How
would you say that?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
How would you cancel?
Speaker 4 (27:08):
How do you cancel plans? I? I uh have so.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Part of this childhood of like not being just not
having any friends. I feel like I say yes to
everything now where I'm like if someone is someone's like
you want see a movie, I'm like yes, Like it's
just like an instant, like it's sure whatever. And now
though I feel like I have really like over committed
in life and stuff, and I feel terrible cancel on plans,
(27:35):
but I how would I go about it? I think
I would just be like I have a flat tire.
I might I might.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Send a message where you're like I've simply overbooked. I can't,
or are you like someone's dead? I can't.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
It's always like it, I'm so sorry. Are you mad
at me? It's like, oh my god, can we do it?
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Like?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Can we just push this back like people do it
next weekend? The thing is I'll go. I'll just go.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
So I think you do what I used to do
where you needed to start saying no instead of maybe,
because when you say maybe a lot everyone has their hopes.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Of I don't say maybe, I say yes, yes, right.
It feels so nice to be invited. I'm like, if
someone invites me somewhere, I'm gonna go, like I'm just
gonna like, but I don't know. And even if you
don't want to go, no, I try to go. I'm
working with my therapists now on scheduling time for chess.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
What does that look like?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
You can't tell chass times chess plans.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
It's just like it's a cleaning my apartment and like
do laundry. I just like need to do that.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Ship that is my ship.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
The therapists do say, now, like put in your planner
like two hours of alone time.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yeah, because if you really.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Struggle with that, then you have to put it in
your planner.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I use Google Calendar, like, yeah, that's right, but to
the point where like I will I have a separate
calendar for travel. This is so stupid, but like I
will put in like thirty minutes. It'll take me thirty
minutes to get there, and it's like that's great, yellow all.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
No, that's fucking hot. That's that really gets me, Like.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Trying to the shower at this time, Yes, yeah, because otherwise.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
If something it's sort of knocked into, like if everything
gets kind of thrown off, then whatever thing we are
landing on, it becomes a less enjoyable experience because I'm
showing up with like.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
You know what, my old act.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
I hate coming in hot something.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
I've been setting alarms, Oh yeah, five forty five, get
in the shower because if I'm late, like Kyle said,
like if I get anxious, it's like I'm setting myself
up for failure. Or if I know I have multiple
plans in a day, I set the alarm for when
I need to leave the bar to go to the
next thing. But it makes me feel old. Like my
gen Z friends are like like they'll hear the alarm
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and they're like, Jesus, Grandma, I guess you have to
go to the next thing.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
The alarm is to triggering for me. I think that's fair.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
I need something a little gentler.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
So I'm imagining your calendar. Okay, you have plans in
blue or green or something, and then above that is
yellow for travel time.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Yeah, so's to travel to get there.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
And then you have above that is to get ready.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yeah. Blue is like this is no, I've never said
this out loud.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
I think anyone this is sick.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
I'm like feeling tingles from this.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
The blue blue is like I think it's called like personal,
which is like shower what else is on there? It's
like jerk off, showery, masturbate.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
No, but stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
You got to schedule it. And then yellow is travel.
Green is like I don't remember the actual event. Red
as appointments.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
This is almost assistent. So I live. This is how
I have to like professionally live, and I do wish
I do. I kind of want to like implement this.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Now you're putting.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
You yet color code color weekends, but.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Like you're sick, you're sick?
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Can we do it up close?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
You bring it to the month.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Oh my, but it's okay.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
So four colors I'm seeing five there's I don't how
do I see?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I do this on my computer? Oh there is red, disappointments, purples, auditions.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Oh well, well should we do listener mail.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
A listener milk? So we have a segment where we
get some listener mill and people ask for advice, and
we'd love for you to weigh in on that. Chaz.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Okay, my friend bailed on me for an event tonight,
and I don't know what to do. I've never been
to a rave or anything on my own before, had
this plan for ages, and she just told me today
she doesn't think she can come and is only going
to send me money for her ticket. I mean, that's
not really sure what I could do. Kind of wish
I could go on my own, but I'm way too scared.
What would you do?
Speaker 4 (31:44):
God a rave?
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Would you go to a rave on your own?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
I would go to a rave with my closest friend.
I would wonder, to be honest, I just think of
glow sticks.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
It's like people doing drugs and like out dancing to
always drugs.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Some people go that are like yeah, so burn stuff,
but I prefer them on drugs I found there. I'm
on Molly. Yeah. I guess I've never been to a rave.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
I famously went to a rave in the nineties when
I was little because my wo so raves were like
created in the nineties when like what you.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Get, yeah, but I'm talking about you a rave at
like six years old.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
It was like four okay, So my mom a baby
woodstock that I literally was the baby at a rave.
So my mother, my mom has a much younger sister.
They're like fifteen years age in part. Okay, they're fifteen
years apart in age, and my mother my aunt, was like, hey,
can you drive me to this event? And my naive mother,
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who like had a four year old, was like sure,
I'll drive you. Like where is it. She's like, oh,
it's like at this warehouse downtown and my mom was like, okay,
I'll bring you. And it was a fucking rave and
my aunt was like fully doing drugs and like had
big glowsticks and do that. So my mom drops her
off and it's like broad daylight and my mom like
walked in with my aunt and the race is like
boom boom, and I'm a baby and I'm just like
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my mom said in my mom was Mary's raving, and
there's like there's like a picture or something of me,
Like I'm literally like I have a glow stick and
I'm like and I'm like four wow, because of course
I'm just like this is in. Yeah, my mom like
walked because I don't know. My mom was a very
relaxed mother and was not very naive. And it was
the nineties, different times, you know, parents raised kids very differently, and.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
They were like someone's got a film this and put
it on social media and then I'll be.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
And eventually really like you dropped my aunt off. But
like I raved for a little and it was like
a real rave. It was like a nineties race. Oh yeah,
like the rave kids.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
That's not really my my my senior vibe. Are you
are you kind of like a Are you not into
densely populated events?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
I mean I have to really be in the space
for it. And it is rare that those were plans
I canceled.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Long So you would tell your friend in this scenario,
I cannot go along.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
No, if I made a oh yes, wait, if I
was the friend that canceled.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
The friend that had to go like that was like
to go.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Alone, I probably would end up not going the same
Great that seems dangerous to go alone. I agreed, you
would have to bring your six year old child.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
Are there things that would you even go to like
parties alone and stuff? That's something that really kind of
terrifies me.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
It's really I think if it's like, okay, like a
like a.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Like a house party, that's a little easier if I
know for a fact I'm going to know people there.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
I'm sure you like go through whom.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Yeah, but like just straight up being like we had
plans to go out to, even just a bar, that
really freaks me out to be there by myself. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
I went to one party alone once, like an event
when I first moved here. That just seems so cool,
and no one wanted to come with me, and I
was like, I'm going to do this. I'm going to
go alone. And I had to be the person that
like what awkwardly like I'd have a drink and I'd
doctoredly cooked. What did you say like to try to
join the group?
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Verry.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
You always feel like you're coming off creepy.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah, even as a woman, you have to do that
thing where you like walk up to a group and
be like can I join?
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Yes, you're right, you do have to go up to
a group like hey, I'm alone.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
God. But when someone said to me, I'm like, come over.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
I recently went to a Broadway rave. Did you know
those exacts?
Speaker 1 (35:14):
You said you didn't go to raves when you were six?
And a Broadway rave?
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Do you know about Broadway rave? Mister theater boy? It is.
It's all over the country.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Mister theater boy.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
That's what they used to call you in school, mister
theater boy. Right between the lines go on.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
It's all over the country. And they're every like couple
of months in l A and they it's at the
Terror Griom Ballroom.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
I love the place, and it's.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
I love that place. It's really a like a venue.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
It's like a rockney, but.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Elosively Broadway songs and people dress up in favorite Broadway characters.
We went for my friend's birthday. I hear you, but
I'm a enough, I'm enough past my years that now
it's like very nostalgic for us and we do it
kind of like it's just like we're gonna do this
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because we don't really audition for theater anymore. We're not
really in that world, so it feels I was one
of the cats.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
I think it was like one of the cats from
catstph No.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
But the other one, the tug tum tugger. I was
rum tug tuggera. But my friend was Dear Evan Hanson
and he got he got pulled on stage and sang
because he was only Dear Evan Hanson when the time.
But you gotta go to a Broadway, right, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
I think we suffered from the same ailment of like, listen,
do I enjoy doing this thing? Yes, but I'm also
kind of humiliated by the fact that I like can
get myself there. But it has to be in like
the I don't know, it has to be like in
this if I'm actual actually doing it.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Oh yeah, now we can play Baylor Nail.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Yeah, we have a game that we like to play
called bailor Nail. It's exactly what it sounds like. We're
gonna go rapid fire with a list of things that
you would either bail on, you would go not go
or nail, which is like nail that to the counter,
it's not moving on going chas may bailor now dentist appointments.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Oh, nail bacheler parties, noil.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Helping a friend move now.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
I'm not going to say I don't want to do
these things. But picnics, noil, getting a pedicure now, theme
parks now, bat mitzvass, nail, christenings, nail. The family events,
We're not going to miss them.
Speaker 4 (37:45):
Lunch at an airport, California pizza kitchen, absolutely nail.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Going to Ikea nail bail. I will bail on that one.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
Whoa break?
Speaker 1 (37:59):
You go there like ten minutes. I'm like, I just
got to get this one dresser you were there for
it's amazing.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Suddenly you're full of meatballs and you're like.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
What it's nighttime. It's crazy. No, I will, I'll bail
on that. And I'm like, if these are family events
like the christening or like a bomb insot, you have
to go fair.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
Yeah, I know, I just really bail on that christening.
I really admire your.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Commit family values, traditional values.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
In twenty first birthday parties.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Oh no, I guess I don't know a math. Uh, bail,
I'll bail on that, Okay? Is it like rooting someone on?
Because bail you could just run agreed for a split second,
like come on, which the way, a.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Few weeks ago, we were like late getting to the
studio because of the LA marathon. This morning, Mary's trying
to get to the studio and she's like, you won't
believe there's a bike marathon today. There's shut down streets.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
For what are you going to do?
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Then canceling our popodcast, cancel the Olympics? But uh, first
of all, who's riding a bike in the middle of
fucking Hollywood for a bike mayor fun? Ride a bike
somewhere beautiful?
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Yeah, we get a peloton?
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Come on, we have agreed, agreed, and also yeah, riding
a bike? Grow up?
Speaker 1 (39:10):
A light dinner, nail, appointment, television nail, A third date, nail,
It depends. I don't know how.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
You really need to learn to say no, well no,
this is really eye opening.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
So there's the only thing you would cancel on is
I Kia, which honestly everything I would do.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
But like again, if these are if it's a third
if you're on a third dates, why would I nail
on that.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
There's some things that I would bail on.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
What would you bail on?
Speaker 4 (39:38):
That's none of your godamn business.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Fucking did our lunch at California.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
L a X I relaxed. I would never bail on that.
I would never be on.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
There is the Southwestern at all.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
That's why they do.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
A lot of direct flights to Baltimore.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
Does Delta.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
I saw the Delta Lounge that's weekend, that's in San Francisco.
Coleman Domingo man through the Delta Lounge. My god, did
you drop contact? And he was definitely like, I know
you know who I am. I kept walking and I
was like, okay.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Yes it's me and grabbed a fistful of hard build eggs.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
A popular opinion, I love picking people from the airport,
and I will always.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
Be careful what you say on this pot.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
I know, wow, no, but like everyone's like, oh, I
wouldn't ask you to do that, Like I will get
you from the airport.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
That is like is that crazy for the right person?
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Is? I think it is a great thing to do
for someone and where it's like yes, I mean this
and I'm gonna make sure you safe.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
And visit like my ex boyfriend now, like that was
like almost a crazy idea to be like taking picking.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Up from the airport will of course after you've broken up.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
But yeah, it's it's it's a major ass.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Love language for some people.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
Time of day, depending what's going on.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Yeah, it's if it's in the middle of the day
and I'm always.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
Had this conversation last night, I would sooner be like
oftentimes i'd be like, I'll get you a car. I'd
do that. I'd be like, I'll get your car to
my brother's.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Landing tomorrow, Lax at nine forty five pm. I'm not
getting his ass. He's taking an uber, but he is
coming into town to see my.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
I know, I hear what you're saying, Chest, I don't
I see the judgment in your eyes.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Because when I fly into Tampa, if my sister's not
taking me up, I'm not taking an uber to date city.
It's an hour. That's a that's also different.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
It's Tampa.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
It's a great airport.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
It is. It's a great airport.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Oh fucking Burbank. If I have a friend playing, it's
hard to get hard.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
But they got the guy. They got Guy theory, though
they do his uh king Guy, Chicken Guy.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Keep going wait, move on, move on, Chicken Guy. That's
one of his restaurants.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
Oh, I thought you were like Chicken Guy, like you
know him from the Chicken Guy. You know him from
the chickens heir kit. Yeah, we used to. We should
run Chickens together guy middle schools. Is it the Flavor
Towne restaurant. He's got some monopoly at the it's some
specific restaurant at the Burbank Airport.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Chicken Guy, I think is an offshoot of that.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
Oh, it's like a Chicken Chat fast.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
But no, someone asked me to get them at Burbank.
I'm like, say one there, it's one loop. And also
that you can just keep looping. They don't. They don't
make you go to like a cell phone lot. They're like,
keep loopingli.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
X is actually the worst place in the world.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Yeah, it's not my least favorite airport though, I don't think.
But it's a horrible airport.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Case not terrible. Yeah, this podcast airport.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Logan Logan's okay, give me a city I've had.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
I haven't had a lot of experiences that logan.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
It's all right in Boston. It's the they got a
wall Burgers. There is Mark breakfast sandwich.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
Is he from Boston?
Speaker 4 (43:01):
I should think that's the whole up.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Yeah, so many actors in Hollywood. That's their whole vibe,
is just being from Boston.
Speaker 4 (43:08):
Yeah, that'd be crazy and weird.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
Gross, you're whole thinking me being from Florida.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
No.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Yeah, let's end today with you putting it.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
Thank you so much for coming. Wait, let me put
my ears out further from it.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
No, honestly, if.
Speaker 4 (43:24):
You're talk in your ears, maybe that that's crazy talking
my ears into a hat?
Speaker 3 (43:28):
No, you should tuck your ears.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
You trapped me into this there. Well what if I
like get like a clip?
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Honestly, that's a good wig hat. You could wear a
wig under there.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
Yeah, oh you could. You could be a boy mom
as a new drag character.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
Oh my gosh. Well, Chess, thank you so much for coming.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Thanks for having Chas.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
You were delight. You were such a friendly guess.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Yeah, is there anything that you'd like the people to
know about? You want to plug anything?
Speaker 1 (43:56):
I will not pick up anyone from the airport.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
No, what's your handle?
Speaker 1 (44:04):
What's your social on Instagram? It's Chas May and it's
chas main.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
It's how do you spell chas C H A Z.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
Yeah, why it's chaste, great name. And then yeah, Taz
performs a U C B. You perform uh with l
A City Council at MOD night Wednesday, Wednesday every month. Okay,
come through, it's a good time.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
Yeah, thanks, thank you.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
Bye oh
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