May 23, 2025 • 47 mins
KP Parker (Town Gossip Podcast, Best Actress) is not in a band!! STOP ASKING!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's the name of your band? I go, I don't
have one, he goes, I just assumed, all right. I
was like, huh, what they were you wearing? And don't
ever not a woman? I don't ever.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hi, Well, we're back to cancel your plans.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I'm Mary, I'm Kyle.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
We're back for another episode.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
We're so happy to be back. Every day that we're back,
we're like, we're back.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
We're back. Every day I wake up, I.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Go, we're bad.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
We are so back.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
We're so bad. Anyways, Kyle, how was your week? What
did you cancel on?
Speaker 6 (00:48):
My week was good, pretty What I do this week
is a pretty uneventful week. But this week I did
cancel my plan to return some packages to Amazon.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Were you just not returning?
Speaker 6 (00:59):
Well, got to return them, But I like, I wrote
it down on my to do list a bunch of
times to do it, and for some reason, I have.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
The idea of like getting out of the house to
do it.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Is I It's so, I know how I sound.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
It's incredibly lazy. It's like I'm already doing this lazy
thing by ordering things on Amazon. But the idea of
like standing in line at like Whole Foods or at
FedEx with my little package of stuff that I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Need in the first place, and being like.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Vulnerable, I'm waiting my turn to return.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
It's it's just humili Yeah, it makes me feel like
a real, real piece of shit.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
So I was like, I just.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Was feeling a little agoraphobic this week and didn't want
to leave my apartment, and it was like, I just
want to stay and I'm looking at this box and
I I know I'd only be leaving the house to
go and feel bad about standing in this line.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
With my things.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
And they give you a large window to bring they do.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
They give a large window and also the closest uh
sometimes the options they give you where to return it
to is not a place I want to go to.
So like the Whole Foods was like the closest one,
and I don't want to go to that fucking Whole
food here.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
But Whole Foods makes it really easy.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Not the one in West Hollywood, not the one that's
close to me, the one that's uh.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
The one in Silver Lake makes it really easy.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
There's like a line right when you walk in, and
it's usually this grumpy old lady, but she's really fast,
which I love ready to scan scan.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
You're good, love that, but the one, but then the
whole foods one in uh West Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
That parking lot.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Is a fucking nice Yeah, you're right, it's a whole thing.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
And then the line is always like a little too long,
and because it's West Hollywood, the line is full of
like the worst people.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
You've ever met in goddam life.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Yeah, so yeah, that's what I canceled my plants on
this week.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
What about you?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Okay, I respect that. Oh I had a good one
and then I forgot Oh oh I know, I canceled
my plans. I I I.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Had a very busy week and a friend last minute
asked me to go to a concert with her because
she had gotten free tickets, which was which was super cool.
And I'm all about like getting free stuff and like
utilizing that.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I'm all about getting free school.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I'm all about it, just if people know. But no,
I really love I love.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
I like like to utilize a free thing, like I
if someone's offering something free, like I will take it
despite whatever, even if I don't even like anyways.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
So I was like, okay, and I do like this musician,
So I was like, okay, I'm.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Gonna go, but I I texted her like an hour
before the show and I went, still so down to go.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I can only.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Stay for four songs. And she was like totally cool,
I'm just happier coming. And I literally counted four songs
and after the fourth song I left.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
That's incredible.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
It wasn't even halfway through.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
It was probably like a quarter or no a third
in fun, but I said, I texted her before. I said, look,
I'm having a hard day. I'm tired. I can only stay.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
For four songs.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Interesting did she do you think she felt some type
of way about like I would have asked someone who
would have stayed for the whole thing?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Well, the nice thing.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
It actually worked out so well because she invited two
of us, so it was three of us all together
the first the other girl could.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Came late, so we were shocked in.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
We literally tagged in and tagged out. We were a
matter of like fifteen minutes apart. Love that she had
to go to a dinner she couldn't get out of.
I stayed for four songs and then we were like
shoop and she had a friend, Like it actually worked
out so well.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Nice, So technically.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
It was a great cancelation because I was just kind
of like it just worked.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Out in her favor.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Also, you told her you weren't like I got it.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
You didn't.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
She accepted it.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
It wasn't like I told her, because if she had
been like, yo, don't like come for four songs and
leave like that's rude, then I would have totally been like, Okay,
then give the ticket to somebody else. But she was like, no,
that's great, stay for four songs, get out of there.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Oh yeah, what'd you do when you got home?
Speaker 5 (04:51):
I ate some of my leftover tie food, not the
spicy kind, the tie. Sorry in another episode I talk
about my spicy tie. I ate some pat tie in
bed at like eleven, okay, and watched a like watched
a little episode of something.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I went to bed.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Do you have like a little bed tray?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I do, okay, just making.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Sure it's like a wooden bamboo tray.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
That goes like this because I worry.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I worry eat a lot in bed.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
I know that we can't stop it, but I just
want to mitigate whatever spilling might happen, especially if you
have a hot liquid.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I even like a big bowl of soup in bed.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah, does that How do you feel.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
About that soup?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Feels like it's a little risky.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah, But I don't know.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
I think if you have a tray, then it's cozy.
But if you have a tray, if you're slurping it
straight out the bowl, you're just kind of and you're
just propped up only by like a body pillow, it's
it's risky.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
I had a friend's visit me once who like own
They don't live in Los Angeles, they live somewhere else
and they own a home where they live. And they
came and they saw my little studio apartment.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
They were like, oh, Mary, like this is so great.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
And then I heard them, no, I've never told anyone this.
I heard the two of them like they saw my
little tray, my little like bedtray. I think it was
like off to the side near my bed, and I
think I.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Heard them like, well, what's that tray? Well, I don't
know if she has anywhere else to eat, she probably
eats on her bed. And they were like whispering about
my bed tray and they were like, well, I don't
I don't know if she can eat anywhere else.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
She probably eats on that.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
She probably eats on the bed. So they were they
were marching down the stairs and.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
They're like, yeah, they were ahead of me, and I
don't think they heard. And they couldn't tell that I
heard them. And they were like, Oh, it's a really
cute place. And I don't think I think that pet
tray was pretty.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Do you think she eats in bed?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Because but I think they weren't like, oh, cute sheets
of it.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I think I think that's the only place she can eat.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
They were like, should we get her a table?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
But I have a freaking table in my kitchen, so
I can.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
She chooses to live like that, Thank you very much.
Shows that she chose that life for herself because she
is what.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
An independent woman.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Anyways, we have a great show for you.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Great show.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Parker's here.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
We're gonna chit chat and giggling her, quits her, fight her,
ask her how she feels about soup and bed.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
We're have a good time.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Thanks for coming back.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
We love you, We really love you.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Today we are joined by an actor and comedian. You
know her from her podcast Town Gossip and you've seen
her on TikTok and you've seen her performing live with
the gang of psychopaths known as Best Actress. Please welcome
the very funny KB Parker.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
O Ya, We're so happy to have you. Thank you
so much, thank you for having me.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
I feel like your energy is exactly the kind of
like Sunday morningsbes you.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I'm always bringing Easter, You're giving easter, Bunny that I'm
always hopping.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
You came in and pockets filled with eggs.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yes, yes, real hard boiled, which I thought was good.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
That was good, snatch I thought was good.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
I gave Kyle to cadbury eggs, but I just had
in my pocket the other day.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Ate them loose from her pocket. She went, look at this,
and I went, without even thinking.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Them loose candy loose as in not wrapped in their
foili chocolate so you would wrapped.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Them or they were just they were we gotta say,
bag in my office of Cadbury's and I and I
got a.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Freaking handful of put them in my pocket for getting
that like chocolate.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Melt, and then I tanned for an hour.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I laid out in the sun.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
No, but I was going right to Kyle, so.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
I thought, oh this and it was a cold day
and these won't melt or get weird, and I ate
most of them.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
And then I had two, and I was so excited.
And then I realized, like as I.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Was walking up the stairs to his apartment, that I
had like two loose chodraps.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Because I didn't even let her cross the threshold of
my apartment.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Now, truly, they saved two. I think one would have
been sort of like a slap in the face, a
little bit of a slap on the face. Three would
have been ideal. But you can only do me how
many I had just put in my mouth. You can't
show up with one, I think is right. I do have.
I'm not the biggest chocolate gal, and I did buy
that's vulnerable if you thank you. I did buy some
(09:07):
chocolate covered almonds, and unfortunately I find them to be
too thickly covered in chocolate. Right, Okay, so I stuff,
but I bite them, spit out half the chocolate, and
then I think, then half the chocolate gone. That is
the right purport. Do you try the dusted ones? That's
probably better for me, Like cocoa powder, that's probably better
In general. I don't know that I need to be
(09:29):
ordering them if I'm doing something weird like that, Now
are you?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Are you saving the half that.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
You'm putting them back? So now I think what's gonna happen.
This is the first time I've done it, so we're
gonna see. It's kind of an experiment. Yeah, once I'm
done with all the almonds, I'm gonna have shells of
thick chocolate left, and I think I'll go through those.
That'll be its own, separate sort of experiment.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
That's responsible.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
They're gonna get eaten. I'm not wasting any of that.
It's just gonna have to be its own little journey. Yeah,
you're a journey here, real journey from the Trader Joe's
dark chocolate covered all.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Well, so I already feel like I know what you
do when you're alone.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, there's something chipmunking. There's some sort of
storing stuff over here in this cheek. There's a lot
of different I just I guess I'm just like, I'm
okay being specific about the things I need to be
specific on. I don't want to eat a heavily chocolated almonds.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Well, you don't need to who your head saying that.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
One is I live alone? Yeah, I live alone and
all out a way.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, I love alone behavior.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah, I really spread out to I I like to
kind of let myself be as messy as I want,
then one day solve it all Like I just have
my own scenarios.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
You're creating the problem and then solving it yourself.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
That's something.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Now when you when you really roll up your sleeves
and say, I'm going to fix all these problems.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
What's your method? Are you to do?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
List curly, Well, I'm a Pomodoro girly. Are you in?
Are you in? Are you in? My God? Okay? So
the Pomodoro method is.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Method you're really where we live? Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Homodora method is twenty five minutes on, five minutes off.
So I have Pomofocus dot io is the website. But
you can do any time, or you can just do
your own little timers. Twenty five minutes. You say what
task I'm doing, so it'll be like, you know, clean
cleaning twenty five minutes, tim or starts. You cannot do
anything else for twenty five minutes, but that at the
(11:22):
end of twenty five minutes, think it lingling, you must
take a five minute break, even if you're in the zone.
Even if you're in the zone, even if you're like, oh,
I'm good, I've got it. You must take a five
minute break on your phone, set whatever, get a coffee
ba ba ba, then back into whatever else. And it
just trains your brain to be like I can now
go twenty five minutes on one thing. Yeah, and then
(11:42):
I should take the break so that the breaks don't
turn into an hour because I went too hard.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Is it good for people with like ADD It is?
It is. I don't have add but I have it's set.
It's touted as like natural adderall. Just get your brain
timed out. Wow, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
You're blowing like god, damn mine.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
It is really good for me because I am like,
twenty five minutes is kind of all I want to
do of one thing at any given time. Yeah, so
twenty five minutes of cleaning. I can get a lot
done now in that twenty five minutes, as opposed to
ten minutes. Then go on my phone ten minutes, then
go on my phone. Then I said of it.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
Now, when it comes to socializing, do you have a
similar approach where you're like, I'm gonna get little bits
and pieces like for twenty five minutes with person to
person or are you like, let's get in there and
let's dig in.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
For like I get in. I get in because I'm like,
I don't like to like be the last one in,
first one out. I'm not like a pop in and
see someone type person. I'm a like, I'm I'm here early,
I'm pregaming, and I'm staying until we're done. Like I'm like,
I like to stick to see it through. I see
it through, and I'm like, if I made a plan,
you're my plan for the for the day, ideal, ideally interesting.
(12:49):
So I like to be like, I'll come over early,
I'll bring some dinner, then we'll go to this and
then like I'm like, you're my plan. So I like
to I like to stamina in that one. I like
to social STANMD I think and then I I've just
spent the last six months in New York, which is
not usually where I live. I live here in LA
and I think I've had to be very proactive about,
you know, making friends because I'm like new there. Yeah,
(13:12):
so I've had to be pretty like thank you so
much for hanging out, Like what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Like, let's put some in the cow so I've had
to be Yeah, it's like friendship dating. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah, I've had to be pretty proactive and be like, Okay,
I'm gonna go to this party that in LA I'd
be like, I don't know them well enough to show
up to this, and I'm gonna be like, I know
only this one person, and I'm just gonna see if
i can make another friend while I'm there, totally. Are
you there for work?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah kind of that just helps you.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah, my podcast was filming over there, so I got
to like invite other comedians on every week, which was great.
That'd be like, hey, now are we yeah, just doing
my own little speed dating with them as guests.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah, that's honestly what we do here.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah, it's like I've just wanted to hang out with
you anyway. We're betting you. Yeah, perfect, I think I'm
killing you. Thank you so much. But yeah, just trying
to be proactive and just be like because usually I
feel like in l A, if somebody invited me and
I only know one person, I'm not it's stressful. I'm like,
I don't know. I'd have to like figure out if
(14:17):
I wanted to go to that in New York I'm like,
that's good enough. I'll get there and I'll figure it out. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
Yeah, you're leaving for like the full day when you
step out of your Oh my god, Yeah, we're gonna hit.
If I'm leaving the house, we're hitting.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Everything we're doing.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
We're doing a full day totally. And you're like, Oh,
I'm in the neighborhood of this person. Maybe I'll try
and like lump in a bunch of neighborhood things I've
been trying to see. Yes, are you from math too,
I'm Connecticut Harford. Oh but I was Emerson, Boston.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I threw up all up and down Tremont.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I know, I know that everyone talked about it. I
don't think I'm not going to bring it up. Statue
mother Goose is a grave. I saw what you did.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
I saw you trying to kiss that guy in the
keyboard with the in the bear costume with the keyboard.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Absolutely no, I don't have no idea any of these.
It's sweet over there, so many beautiful Samerson out here.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I have a lot of friends that went there. Yeah,
I think in like making my choices because I after college,
stayed around Connecticut and taught middle school. Well, that's a
whole nother top middle school for like three years, four years, Jesus.
And then when I would visit here, I would see
so many of my college friends just like acting their
age and being normal. And I was feeling like I
was sixty because I was like, I have the weight
(15:32):
of the world on my shoulder and three hundred at
risks ten year olds crawling around, but I can't help.
I said, you know what the best thing for these
kids is, I'm gonna quit. Quit and moved to LA
and follow my dreams. Good. So many teachers that I know,
so really and it was such just it was like, uh,
I think eighty percent quit within the first five years. Yeah,
(15:54):
and that's told to you. As I was like getting
my license, it was like, don't be part of the statistic,
Like you can do it.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
And I was like, it's I'm out to the middle
school teacher for like thirty years, even like towards the
end of her career, I was just seeing like the
evolution of like what she was dealing with.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Yeah, it was just like, oh, think things are deteriorating.
And this was like maybe like and they were like
pre COVID.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I mean, it's even worse, profoundly worse.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yeah, teachers are saying it's like a real problem.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yeah, my friends that are teachers, are you are now
no longer teaching. You are expected to just keep them
physically safe until they get picked up. Like that's all
you can do. That is all you can do, is
like when they show up, just try and get them
alive from start to get them living some of them
(16:47):
show up. Yeah, No, it is really like all state
requirements are out the window. It is just if you
are able to teach them one thing per class period, great, great, Yeah,
and I felt that even pre COVID, but it's apparently
just so much worse. But yeah, pre COVID, I would
just be like cool, I got them to do in
(17:09):
a ninety minute period. I got them to do one tableau,
and I said, it's awesome. That's that's a huge that's
a spread up, and they're going to use that. Now
they're doing tablas tableau. They're gonna be doing those tablas.
Oh yeah, I mean And that was theater teacher where
it's like, I don't need to they're not doing cap
testing on this. After but then some of the teacher,
I'm like, god, bless god.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Bless, I don't know that you canceled your plan to
be a teacher.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I canceled my plan and I did it in the
middle of the year because I was like, in the
middle of the year, quit a job in the middle
of the day, and they make you feel really bad
about it, which is fair. Yeah, but they got another
the guy that replaced me. I was like, you should
be doing this, Oh my god. It was at least
a decade older and just like happy guy theater teacher.
(17:54):
And I was like, get on in, jaded, twenty one
year old girl teacher. It was not work. So getting
you move out here right after? Right after? Yeah good, yeah,
right on out and started doing comedy and yeah yeah,
got a job at Museum of ice Cream. Remember, was
the closest I've ever been to a colt was really
(18:15):
really exciting. Yeah, they take away.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Your name like on a Flavor of Love.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yes, wild, that's where you recognize me from time to like,
were you like Minchip, Well, they take away your name
and you have to get an ice cream name, and
so it would be like Mintschip Michael. But then the
issue was like.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
A human name to the end of it, what's your name?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I wouldn't benship Michael. I was Peppermint Parker Okay, yeah, okay,
and it was in Parker. I like that. That's nice
because a lot of the K names got taken because
it's a popular letter for a name.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
So you know, but what what kind of ice cream is?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
You could be like, it doesn't have to like rhyme
with it should rhyme. It should be in a literation, yeah,
it should be. Yeah, so you'd be like Jellybean Joshua.
Some of the case were like Crispy Crean.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
So they took your identity and identity.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
You can only wear one color, a dusty pink and
it's the hex code and.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Rose, I want you to be ashamed of because.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
We dusty rows and it's the hex code and you
have to wear a head to toe that dusty pink.
Do they provide that They provide one or two items,
and I call them flattering. No, I wouldn't. And they
would always buy and listen maybe this is my conspiracy theory.
They would buy you a size under because they wanted
you to lose weight. There was everything. You could only
(19:44):
wear one color, and then they take away your name
and then they wanted.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
It weight and they make you insecure.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
This is a call. I think, how long did you? It?
Only was? I was there from the beginning. I painted
the bananas, so I was there from the painting and
then to the end. I took it all down, So
it was eight months, ten months. I took it all down.
I burned. I burned the place down, the bananas and
then you burnt them down.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Those like pop up things are so fascinating.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
It's no longer a thing right, not in here, but
you're in Austin and New York.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
I'm obsessed with the TikTok world of people diving into.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
The sprinkles paralyzed.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
Yeah, that's a real corner of the internet. And it's
like me when I dove into the sprinkles and I
got really hurt.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
And it's like showing the same people. It's like it
says no diving, and listen, and it was the kids
can't read anymore. It says no diving. But yeah, it's
you see a pool, you're gonna want to You're gonna die,
You're gonna make us black. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
So when it comes to like I feel like this
is something that we bump into a lot too, where
like in the comedy world, like you'll meet people that
you vibe with and you're like, oh, let's just something
and it's so easy to kind of slip into like
let's make stuff together all the time.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
But like outside of just.
Speaker 6 (21:10):
Like meeting people and like collaborating with them on things
like how quick did you was it something that came
naturally to you just be like, well, no, let's like
have like build a real friendship here, or was that
something that you had to find.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I'm actually kind of not good at collaborating, so I
often don't go there first. I am usually like, oh, yay,
we're both just funny, so we'll just be friends. And
then I think. I think in like doing TikTok stuff,
it is definitely like people want to collaborate, but I
just like, like in my video, I've just never have
I just don't do videos with like other people just
(21:43):
because it's like creativity hits me at like certain times
a day. I just can't I can't time it. I
don't know. Yeah, And not to sound like so annoying
about it, but I know it's just like what you mean,
I don't want to meet up and then just like
whiteboard out some sixty seconds. It's just I'm not I
don't know, I feel ready to make it's not your style. Yeah,
but I know that people I mean it's I love
(22:04):
watching anything, and I am like, yeah, I love watching,
but you also other people be I have a group, yes,
those it was like, we can't help because we have
the same sense of humor. We gotta take the show
on the road and you do more like live. We
do live performance with them. Yeah, and we like write
shorts and like bigger things. But like mostly it's yeah,
(22:26):
it's like clown adjacent bit sketch improvy things and that
groups called best Actress and my two best friends.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
When you're not performing, like what as as a unit?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
What do you?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Like are you like we love you?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
We're not so much like movie folk. I know, I
know there's a lot of cinophiles in this town the
movies a lot. I was like thinking of that the
other day. I'm like, oh, we don't like sit and
watch movies. Usually it's like, yeah, we're.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Not a bunch of gen Z coworkers, like convince me
to to join a list at Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I canceled after a month it's not my say.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
I it's an incredible deal. It makes total sense, But
I don't want to get up and go to a
movie theater twice a week totally.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yeah. That's another one where I'm like, if the mood
doesn't strike me, I can't do it. And I can't
make a plan for a few days from now. Who
knows what mood I'll be for a movie. And it
is quite the It's like a five hour experience. He's
going to the movies. I like it, and I like
it being a treat. I guess that's my thing, Like
the movies is a treat. An AMC. I'm like, you guys,
(23:34):
are you guys are slamming it too hardxperience? I agree, Yeah,
so we're not so much moved. What do we do we?
I mean, man, we'll just go we'll go shop and
we'll just find a Caesar salad and.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Yeah, oh yeah, you know you'll find a big salad.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
These are salady?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Are you prone to like over stimulation and like busy places?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
It is really almost only grocery stores. I don't know,
there's I never don't love grocery stores. I guess a
lot and every I'm always in the way, and I
would prefer to always, of course be shopping at Traders
because they're the cheapest, and I like but that I
do eat or be eaten. I mean the aisle is no,
they want you dead. One across they want me dead.
I can't look at anything because there's five carts behind.
(24:16):
It is true. I'm like angry too there. The vibe
is bad.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
The narrative that like Trader Joe's is kind of a
horny place or that like, I don't think it's not.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
It's changed.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
I think people wanted to kill you there. I think
it's very like, yeah, the energy. Maybe once upon a time,
gears are horny, that's what they're fun. But like everything
very yeah, and I don't like to do that.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
The script for the horniness has changed to last week
the one I got because you know, you expect some
sort of compliment. You're like, I'm gonna have to roll
with something whatever they said. But last week I was hot.
They got to re up the the flirting handbook, I'd say,
because I checked it. I had two items. I was like,
let's go, and dark chocolate covered almonds was one of them.
I check out and he's like, you know, what's the
(25:01):
big plan. I was like, just you know, going back
and getting dinner, going blah blah blah. And he goes, so,
what's the name of your band? What? What's the name
of your band? I go, I don't have one. He goes,
I just assumed all right. I was like, huh what, huh?
That's not in the handbook.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
That is what's so funny is trying to start a
band with you.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
I don't know. He just looked at you, he went,
what's what? If he had said, are you in a band?
I would have been like, cool, but what's the name
of your band? I'm so sure that you have a band.
I just want to know the name are you wearing?
And don't ever woman, I don't ever sorry? What were
the wearing? I had a full glam with a microphone
(25:49):
in my hand? Why so? Did I deserve it?
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Liking?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
So? Why?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
And what were you wearing?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Had Benson boons, jumps and I was I was wearing
I was wearing just like a little T shirt with
a chicken with a guitar. So like the guitar. I'm like, oh,
I'm so sorry I didn't wear I have a navy shirt?
Do you think I have fighting in the I don't know.
(26:17):
I just was like he was so positive, and I
had just gotten the shag haircut. This is new, and
so I was like, I love god, you get one
shag haircut. Now everyone thinks I'm gonna man band. I said,
oh my god, oh my god, let me go.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Did You're like, hey, I actually.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Don't have a band? Well, I like was sure. I
didn't hear him right. He goes, what's the name of
your band? I go, oh, I don't know, because I
was like, huh, I didn't. And then he's like, what's
the name of your band? And I'm like, I don't
have one because I just assumed. I was like, oh
my god, the handbook can't call that. Usually the flirt
is like chocolate covered almonds, like decadn't sweet for the sweets.
(26:58):
I'm like, you got good whatever, But this one I was.
I was thrown. I was thrown. He was wearing also
like rose colored glass. I think he has he wanted
to talk about his band, perhaps, but I didn't take
the bait, and it was colored glasses the kind of
the heart no, just like the like glasses, but the
glass part is pink. Yeah. So he had his own thing.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
He wanted to challenge you to a battle of the
bands because.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
We're looking for Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (27:22):
I really was like, there's no way by any would
you happen to know a chicken that plays guitar because
I'm looking for a chicken.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Ye that guy.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Apparently there is a chicken going around l A that's
wearing jeans.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
In the video he's on top of a car, right, Yeah,
but he's in LA, right. I don't know. I thought
it was al or something.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
I think it's LA because a friend posted it, like
I saw the chicken. I'm just trying to see that chicken.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Yeah. No, So if anyone knows where it is, I'd
like to see that that. I'd like to take a
closer look.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
I do you think that as a society has stepped
away from like animal actors being using things. But I
do think that has caused a decrease in animals and
silly little outfits.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Of course it's sad.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah, I will say if I'm anti one thing, I'm
anti monkeys and little outfits. I think they are scary.
Let them be monkeys because they look like human. I
don't like the way people treat them. But you're okay,
they're weird chickens in gene. I don't think they have
enough mental brain power to know that they shouldn't be
in jeens. That's fine, good point. The monkeys know they
(28:28):
shouldn't be in a little they know and that's the brier. Okay,
So you seem very specific, which I love. We love
when we have like a specific gus. So what do
you flake a lot? Do you? I don't think I
flake a lot. I because I when I know a
plan is coming up, I've cleared like my mental status
(28:49):
to prep for that, and I'm like, that's what's up.
I'm good for it. I flaked last night. Yes, I
flaked last night, and that is a little rare for
me because the plan was set. But the plan was
so the plane was go out and go dancing, and
it requires a lot. That requires a lot, and I
knew I had this, yeah, and physical capacity. I truly
(29:11):
was like, yeah, oh I'm tired. Didn't sleep well, which
I'm not also like I can rally, but it just
felt like didn't sleep well and had to be here
shining at my best. And I said, I don't know
that going out dancing could be right for me. But
I got all dressed, I got my metro Micro scheduled. Yes,
the metro Micro. I'm ready to spread the word. You know,
the metro micro guys, Metro Micro and Palmodoro method are
(29:36):
really going to change things for you. No, Metro Micro
is just a city owned van that comes and gets
you for two dollars. So I went, why, oh yeah,
oh yeah, what uh huh. Don't spend your time parking,
get on that metro Micro. It Sartaly does big chunks
of like areas, so it's like but the Glendale area
pocket is humongous. So I went from my spot in
(29:56):
Glassal Park to the Americana brand for two dollars. Van
picked me up.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Metros Are you band with other people?
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
I was in the van with a nineteen year old
that was drinking pre workout and gagging every single time
he drank it. He would he drank it. He goes,
oh oh, sip, sip, sip each time, and I'm right
next to him. You're paying two dollars, two dollars for that. Yeah,
And the driver of the van goes, is that pre
workout playing right into it? He's got him right where
(30:24):
once he goes, yeah, I'm going to the gym right now.
I mean the whole rest of twenty minutes. The boys
are gymming out, and I said, I'm not going to
be excluded. I said, whoa. I would add in whoa
because he was like, yeah, the pre workout is four
hundred milligrams a caffe And I went, whoa, that's a lot.
That's too, Celsius Is.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
That's a lot, big boy, A big wrong boy.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Hey can you lift me?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
WHOA got a big strong boy, dude? Did? I'm just
trying to get in the convo. I can't do the
whole twenty minutes not saying anything, so I have to
get in. I said, oh my god, that's too Celsius
Is And he goes, what's your caffeina choice? I said,
you're a bamte. Wait.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
I ask you something.
Speaker 6 (30:58):
If there's if there's like someone that you know you
can really pull into a conversation. Are you someone who's
just like I know that I actively dislike this person,
but I want to know more?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Absolutely?
Speaker 4 (31:08):
Are you fascinated by that?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yeah? I'm I like to I think like poking and
socializing is fun. I'm like, I'll get to that there's
gonna be some little fun. Sound nice, Joey, did you
end up going dancing? Didn't go dancing? Canceled the plan.
I was fully dressed up, I ordered my Metro Micro
was running to get it, and I go, I cannot
do it. I simply cannot do it. Time I just
(31:30):
makeup was done outfit was on hand on the handle
of my door, and I go, I just can't. WHOA
just kidding, runaway bride.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
There's this like really like, I've been here for two
long so now I start going to speak everything. There
is something something avoided you last.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Night that you were not supposed to be a part of.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
You would have got into that Metro Michael Micro and
it would have exploded.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
It was like something you fully went you went yeah,
No for me, yeah, dark sided?
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Was something pulled on final destination?
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Yeah, there was something that pulled me back. And I
what was I gonna say? Oh? I just was like
I sent the bail text. I was like, it's just
simply not happening. Can't make it happen. Was your friend like,
what the fuck you put on the clothes, you put
the makeup on, you didn't open the door. No, my
friends Luckily, we have a very much do what's best
for you policy, Like truly, we just are always gonna
(32:28):
be like that's important. You're you're gonna show up to
what you can and like do what's best for you.
Because I asked, I was like, do I have a
bail pass? Because I could feel it coming a few
hours before, Like do I have a bail pass? And
they were like, you have one. We'd like to see
you tonight, but you have one? I said, okay, And
then when I was like, guys, I just am tired.
I don't know, I just don't I have to be
like good for the podcast, and ba ba bah, they
(32:50):
were like great, Yeah, I am very anti someone showing
up and being in a bad mood. I think that's
one of the worst things you can do. And I'm
not saying I would have done that. I would have
rallied and had a good mood. I would have been
a sparkling personality. But there was a friend in high
school that she would get picked up and.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Be in us is really owl mood, sighing as they
open the door.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Truly, let's go. I'm like, don't show, don't don't come,
do not come, do not come so that's me, And
I'm like, you have to weigh that out word is
like sometimes if I'm not in the mood to do
something and I'm showing up to it, I might as
well have not showed up. Yeah, because I'm not at
my best. They want they want me to be the
best version of myself, and they'll be happy to have
(33:32):
any version of me because they're my good, good buddies.
But it is like, I hate a person that shows
up to a plan just because they made it and
then they're in a bad little mood, especially when it's
a group. So if it's a one on one, I'm like,
oh my god, come invent. Be in a bad mood.
I don't care. Sure, please, we can invent all day.
But I'm like, if you're in a dance thing and
then I'm over there like.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Want me.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
When people do that, I think they almost want to
You're I think that they're like, oh, I'm gonna be
poudy and powdy and everyone's gonna surround me and go
what's wrong?
Speaker 5 (34:04):
Yeah, baby?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
And it's like, I don't think adults can.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
Be grumpy and public be grumpy in the comfort of
your home, text your friends, hey, I'm not in a
good way this week.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
That's totally. But if you're out and about being a
grumpy adult in a group, and people do it a
lot on group trips, bachelorettes and stuff, and I can
barely fault them because multi days with people that you
don't want to be with, God, it's gonna send you
so much money and spending so much money on ship
that you're like, huh, yeah, But that's why I think
(34:38):
you need a friend group. If your friend group is
making you feel bad and like you have to just
show up to show up, just don't eat that. Yeah.
First my friend's bachelorette, she was like, and we'll do
white rod or rafting. The first day. I said, I'm
gonna'm gonna skip that one. I'm not gonna you're not
gonna want me there. I said, I'll be at the house,
I'll clean up, and i'll come back with you guys sandwiches.
And they all came back and I said, sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Let me tell you something, I don't want to be there.
I'm not marrying you, so I don't have to.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I'm not going. I can't swim, I'm not going to that.
And I think I luckily God blessed me with no fomo.
I don't have fomo. It's not it's not within me.
I don't really either. I used to.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
I don't anymore, you know.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah, I think when you're young, people really want you
to have fomo. Like in high school and stuff. They
were really pushing it on me, and I was like,
every choice I've made I think was the right one,
in going to or not going to a plan. I've
just even when it's like the most fun pictures in
the world, I'm like, but you guys didn't see what
I did. Yeah, I was at home playing a little
playing a little Overwatch and it was cool. I don't know.
(35:34):
I'm just like, I just I won't fomo out. And
so if your friend group is just making me be like,
you have to be there or else you're gonna miss
up up up. Eh, You're just gonna have to set
the boundary kind of early. Yeah, but bachelor at trips,
they'll they'll push you on that because you do have to.
You do have to do a certain amount of the
bride the bride does want you to do. You got
(35:55):
to show up.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
I'm a friend who becomes like like catatonic.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
If she sees a photo booth that she's not in,
that's so interesting.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
And I'm not a name her because I talk about
her a lot about it, but you can assume. And
she gets like very upset if you photo booth without her,
and if you go to her house. To her credit,
she has a whole wall a photo booth. She like
hoards them and it's really cool looking, like like it
takes up the whole wall and it's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
So fucking fun.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
And they also like are the most flattering photos.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
They're like thrusted.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
And I was just gonna say, but she.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
We will have moments where like, oh, I were having
a great time that photo. We can't go in there,
but it's not here, she's.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Not even there.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
No, if she's there, of course she oh my god,
God is there there and we take a photo without
telling her we're going in the photo booth.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
That's really okay. So she's not even part of the night.
But if.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
But if she if she's working instead of coming out
that night, she's.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Always invited, but she's aware of the plan.
Speaker 5 (37:07):
It's just she can't because she's working, and we photo
booth at that event, she will, without a doubt.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Be like, hah, we can't believe you guys did this.
Damn And it's kind of unfortunately. I would dig in
on that. I would be I would take taking a
bunch because I'd be like, you have to exposure therapy.
Get over the snowman. You know what you did? Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
We have a section of the show where we're listener mail.
Oh incredible, Mary, would you read it?
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (37:37):
All right?
Speaker 5 (37:37):
Last, Okay, So I had a date with a guy
and we've been talking consistently for weeks now. We were
planning to meet at a taco place. Literally ten minutes
before the date, he cancels. Oh, and you guys can
imagine how angry I was. Literally an hour ago he
had texted me and said I can't wait to see
you there, and I hope we have parking.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
That's the.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Air.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
I hear a wedding bell.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
And then he goes, sorry, something came up. I'm literally
halfway to the restaurant, hair done, makeup done, and then
I leave him on red he blocks me.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Hello, I'm furious.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
Okay, it sounds like it was a parking issue. I
hope we have parking.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
He's obsessed with he's obsessed with parking. That's so true.
It's a parking issue. Ten minutes before the day, Okay,
that's insane. That would be a turn off for me
and be like okay, and we will sorry or what
or what we just won't go We're gonna find parking. Yeah, odd,
wow ten minutes I mean dodged a bullet. He sounds
(38:38):
that's annoying. Yeah, I would be annoyed, but I would
be like, you saved me from hanging out with you.
You sound annoying to block. I'm also like, the block
is insane.
Speaker 6 (38:48):
I can never get understand unless someone has really like
done something super pupped up to you. I can never
understand having the energy.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
To be like flucked.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
No, it's just child. It's like save me for myself.
But I almost can't or else I'll text you. I
have to be Block. I don't know. It just feels weird,
you temptous. I'm like, what, I don't anyway, I don't
get that.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
But I also so many of my female friends have
had this experience where they're like, I end things with
the guy like kind of early on in it, and
then they act like in the sane person like I've
ended things with the guy wants to go.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
I just want to be friends, just you know, like
I wasn't in love with you, and you're like, you
something that somebody was in love with.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Me, and it shows that their true colors, and you go, wow,
dodge a bullet.
Speaker 5 (39:35):
If you're going to react this way to this minor thing,
how are you going to react to bigger.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
When I'm in the hospital, that's like, yeah, someone, I'm.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Like, oh, this is to thank you showing your true
colors right off the bat. That and not to sound
like everything's bizarre and I go to cheating in the
first zone here because I don't, but I am like
something came up all of a sudden, and I don't
want your number on my phone anymore. It feels to
me like, whoa did somebody grab your phone? I don't know,
(40:07):
I did not think of that. I love maybe too.
Maybe I'm too like, I just think it's weird. I'm
just like it was all fine an hour before, and
then what happened in the last hours is somebody grab
your phone? Are you not supposed to be dating? I
think you're making a brilliant point. I just think like
otherwise it's just bizarre. The block is weird. It's before
it is weird, and not even to like, I mean,
(40:27):
give the courtesy of a genre of bail. A medical
issue came up, Just give me one right before a
my family issue, a medical, a whatever issue, a work issue,
give me a give me something, grab on the genre.
Give me a genre of bail.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
I love a family emergency.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Family emergency is easy. My my best friend does give
too many details, and I'm like, there's gonna be karmic retribution.
She's full, she's pulling overari insists too much. I'm like,
you're gonna go, You're gonna get one, don't correctly she
never had one. I think she had one, and she
was like, and that gives me the right to say
it's coming back, and whenever I want, I.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Do that with that grandparents because I'm like, well, they're like,
what am I gonna do?
Speaker 4 (41:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (41:12):
Can I booked by karmic stuff too? Like I I
usually try to like say honestly, hey, I didn't give
myself enough time to do like whatever. But I get
scared to be like it's a work emergency because I'm
like tomorrow I'm gonna have work emergency.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Mm hmm. I think when it's a specific Yeah, well
she keeps pulling over and so, and I'm like, careful,
they're fun. You had to actually has them burst a lot.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
And now I'm thinking that.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
She's you can use it, and when you used that,
nobody is gonna be like, let's prove it. Get me
in there, show me that. Yeah, that one's like also
I like doing at work sometimes when I need to
call it. When I would have a corporate job, when
you do like one step towards t m I, they
(41:58):
don't say anything. Once you do one step towards like period,
it's happening in my theudorous and they're like, sounds good,
sounds good. Storm sorry, let me know if you need,
just give them like any little t m I and
then that'll be good. Mm hmm. But this one, this
guy didn't give a single thing, not even assist. The
plan didn't sound that good. Very tacos, what was it?
(42:19):
Tacos parking for Tacos.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
I hope there's parking.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
I just hope we find parking. Yeah. I don't want
to say that romantically, but I'm gonna start saying that
to my friends. Hey, can't wait to see that. I
hope we went parking manifesting, parking manifesting a parking spot
for us. Yeah, well he should have metri micro anything.
We should be sponsored, Oh my god, yes, city sponsored. Yeah,
(42:48):
we can just get the government's money. Yeah, we need
some of that trans thick transportation budget.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
Okay. Now our last thing is oklay, super fun game
Okay called bailor now okay?
Speaker 2 (42:59):
Group where out classes?
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Now New Year's Eve parties, nail brunch.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Bail, Coachella bail, and open mic nail. Oh, I have
to be going to them. I'm a frequent hater of
open mics as like spiritually, but in New York again,
it's like I need stage time, I need people to
know that I'm here. I need Yeah, it's like you
(43:28):
gotta go.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
It's also different there hit so many.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
You can hit a lot, and yeah, people are going
like they're they want to laugh. People are going and
they're laughing easily. I think it's like it's hard to
get a full bomb over there. Yeah, so nail nail
on open mics, you can go and you can have
a good time and there's like it's there's there's nice
people like yeah, I haven't met one.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Right.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Maybe I'm just like hearing about the good ones. I'm
sure there's so many that are like that's the worst
place to be. But I'm like, I'm going to like
the queer women ones, and I'm like that's good. I okay, okay, uh.
Double date, you know, Nail, I've never done it. It
could be fun. Have you done one?
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (44:09):
I really want to do it.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
I vet them a lot. I'm like, we can't. I'm
not just like, oh, let's go on a double date and.
Speaker 4 (44:16):
See if we want to have, like some people something
bind double.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Not for me, it's I want to do a blind double.
I think that could be fun. Yeah. I mean I've
done like you know, are my boyfriend of one year
with our other couple friend, But that's different, that's like
established couple.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
Yeah right, I like the count.
Speaker 6 (44:31):
Okay, that's kind of what I go for where I'm like, oh,
we should ask like we'll spend time with a couple
enough times.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Like in a group anymore.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
You're right, You're right, You're right. Yeah, I want I
think a blind double could be really funny, a blind
because then it's like it's drying. Sounds like the other
people I know yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Yeah, when your friend is experimenting with the slow cooker
and they want you to try what they made.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Nail soft nail, I like it. I support my friends
dreams like cooker.
Speaker 4 (45:03):
I'm down for if someone's like, my friend got.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
A smoker and that was really fun. Yeah, he's twelve
hours brisket, come over, twelve hour person. I don't have
to be there. I can't say no that he doesn't
make us stife. Yeah, yeah hours, Okay, A sweet green
date nail, Yeah, I love sweet.
Speaker 6 (45:27):
In my opinion, the quality has defensive for what it is.
And this last one, pumpkin patches nail.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
I have a good time there you Connecticut, I like
that man. Apple Picking in the East Coast was such
a cute falling, amazing, so cute. I like a little
pumpkin patch. There was one we went to that had
a it's like last year, two years ago, I want
my boyfriend at the time, and it had a little
like homemade scary maze, haunted house maze, like actually scary
(45:57):
or silly scared. It was probably truly this of this room.
And I don't I like horror movies. I don't like
in person either fears and it was clearly for five
year olds and I'm screeching. I'm screeching.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
Yeah, and they have like what gym mats?
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Like remember in Jim where we're like, okay, make amazed
out a gym mats.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
It was truly was popping out, like how many teenagers
and Halloween masks.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Were like yeah, like seven of them and like with
no effor because they're getting paid a dollar and a
pumpkin every day and they're like, whoa, wow, it's.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Incredible to have you on the pop.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 4 (46:37):
Yeah, this is good, and thank you for canceling your
plan to go out and dance.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
You could be fresh.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
I was really fresh. That means imagine if I had
been dancing kind of sweating out vodka right now, it
just wouldn't have been the same. She wouldn't have been
the same. Yeah, we would have accepted where you are
a pair of heels struggling through it, white knuckle gripping.
Speaker 6 (46:59):
No.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
I I think I made the right choice. I had
to be fresh here and I was, yeah, okay, where
can we find you? Okay, I have a podcast called
Town Gossip. You can find it at Town Gossip Podcast.
We talked about Listener Hometown Drama, Comedians Hometown Drama, It's
very fun. Then you can find me on socials, KP.
Parker things that's on TikTok and Instagram. And then my
(47:21):
group that I talked about is Best Actress at Best
Actress LA Yay.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Exciting. Thank you guys, so much, lucky to have you.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (47:30):
Bye,
What's the name of your band? I go, I don't
have one, he goes, I just assumed, all right. I
was like, huh, what they were you wearing? And don't
ever not a woman? I don't ever.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hi, Well, we're back to cancel your plans.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I'm Mary, I'm Kyle.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
We're back for another episode.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
We're so happy to be back. Every day that we're back,
we're like, we're back.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
We're back. Every day I wake up, I.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Go, we're bad.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
We are so back.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
We're so bad. Anyways, Kyle, how was your week? What
did you cancel on?
Speaker 6 (00:48):
My week was good, pretty What I do this week
is a pretty uneventful week. But this week I did
cancel my plan to return some packages to Amazon.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Were you just not returning?
Speaker 6 (00:59):
Well, got to return them, But I like, I wrote
it down on my to do list a bunch of
times to do it, and for some reason, I have.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
The idea of like getting out of the house to
do it.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Is I It's so, I know how I sound.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
It's incredibly lazy. It's like I'm already doing this lazy
thing by ordering things on Amazon. But the idea of
like standing in line at like Whole Foods or at
FedEx with my little package of stuff that I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Need in the first place, and being like.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Vulnerable, I'm waiting my turn to return.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
It's it's just humili Yeah, it makes me feel like
a real, real piece of shit.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
So I was like, I just.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Was feeling a little agoraphobic this week and didn't want
to leave my apartment, and it was like, I just
want to stay and I'm looking at this box and
I I know I'd only be leaving the house to
go and feel bad about standing in this line.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
With my things.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
And they give you a large window to bring they do.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
They give a large window and also the closest uh
sometimes the options they give you where to return it
to is not a place I want to go to.
So like the Whole Foods was like the closest one,
and I don't want to go to that fucking Whole
food here.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
But Whole Foods makes it really easy.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Not the one in West Hollywood, not the one that's
close to me, the one that's uh.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
The one in Silver Lake makes it really easy.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
There's like a line right when you walk in, and
it's usually this grumpy old lady, but she's really fast,
which I love ready to scan scan.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
You're good, love that, but the one, but then the
whole foods one in uh West Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
That parking lot.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Is a fucking nice Yeah, you're right, it's a whole thing.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
And then the line is always like a little too long,
and because it's West Hollywood, the line is full of
like the worst people.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
You've ever met in goddam life.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Yeah, so yeah, that's what I canceled my plants on
this week.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
What about you?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Okay, I respect that. Oh I had a good one
and then I forgot Oh oh I know, I canceled
my plans. I I I.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Had a very busy week and a friend last minute
asked me to go to a concert with her because
she had gotten free tickets, which was which was super cool.
And I'm all about like getting free stuff and like
utilizing that.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I'm all about getting free school.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I'm all about it, just if people know. But no,
I really love I love.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
I like like to utilize a free thing, like I
if someone's offering something free, like I will take it
despite whatever, even if I don't even like anyways.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
So I was like, okay, and I do like this musician,
So I was like, okay, I'm.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Gonna go, but I I texted her like an hour
before the show and I went, still so down to go.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I can only.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Stay for four songs. And she was like totally cool,
I'm just happier coming. And I literally counted four songs
and after the fourth song I left.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
That's incredible.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
It wasn't even halfway through.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
It was probably like a quarter or no a third
in fun, but I said, I texted her before. I said, look,
I'm having a hard day. I'm tired. I can only stay.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
For four songs.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Interesting did she do you think she felt some type
of way about like I would have asked someone who
would have stayed for the whole thing?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Well, the nice thing.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
It actually worked out so well because she invited two
of us, so it was three of us all together
the first the other girl could.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Came late, so we were shocked in.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
We literally tagged in and tagged out. We were a
matter of like fifteen minutes apart. Love that she had
to go to a dinner she couldn't get out of.
I stayed for four songs and then we were like
shoop and she had a friend, Like it actually worked
out so well.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Nice, So technically.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
It was a great cancelation because I was just kind
of like it just worked.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Out in her favor.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Also, you told her you weren't like I got it.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
You didn't.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
She accepted it.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
It wasn't like I told her, because if she had
been like, yo, don't like come for four songs and
leave like that's rude, then I would have totally been like, Okay,
then give the ticket to somebody else. But she was like, no,
that's great, stay for four songs, get out of there.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Oh yeah, what'd you do when you got home?
Speaker 5 (04:51):
I ate some of my leftover tie food, not the
spicy kind, the tie. Sorry in another episode I talk
about my spicy tie. I ate some pat tie in
bed at like eleven, okay, and watched a like watched
a little episode of something.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I went to bed.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Do you have like a little bed tray?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I do, okay, just making.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Sure it's like a wooden bamboo tray.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
That goes like this because I worry.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I worry eat a lot in bed.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
I know that we can't stop it, but I just
want to mitigate whatever spilling might happen, especially if you
have a hot liquid.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I even like a big bowl of soup in bed.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah, does that How do you feel.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
About that soup?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Feels like it's a little risky.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah, But I don't know.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
I think if you have a tray, then it's cozy.
But if you have a tray, if you're slurping it
straight out the bowl, you're just kind of and you're
just propped up only by like a body pillow, it's
it's risky.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
I had a friend's visit me once who like own
They don't live in Los Angeles, they live somewhere else
and they own a home where they live. And they
came and they saw my little studio apartment.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
They were like, oh, Mary, like this is so great.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
And then I heard them, no, I've never told anyone this.
I heard the two of them like they saw my
little tray, my little like bedtray. I think it was
like off to the side near my bed, and I
think I.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Heard them like, well, what's that tray? Well, I don't
know if she has anywhere else to eat, she probably
eats on her bed. And they were like whispering about
my bed tray and they were like, well, I don't
I don't know if she can eat anywhere else.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
She probably eats on that.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
She probably eats on the bed. So they were they
were marching down the stairs and.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
They're like, yeah, they were ahead of me, and I
don't think they heard. And they couldn't tell that I
heard them. And they were like, Oh, it's a really
cute place. And I don't think I think that pet
tray was pretty.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Do you think she eats in bed?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Because but I think they weren't like, oh, cute sheets
of it.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I think I think that's the only place she can eat.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
They were like, should we get her a table?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
But I have a freaking table in my kitchen, so
I can.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
She chooses to live like that, Thank you very much.
Shows that she chose that life for herself because she
is what.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
An independent woman.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Anyways, we have a great show for you.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Great show.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Parker's here.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
We're gonna chit chat and giggling her, quits her, fight her,
ask her how she feels about soup and bed.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
We're have a good time.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Thanks for coming back.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
We love you, We really love you.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Today we are joined by an actor and comedian. You
know her from her podcast Town Gossip and you've seen
her on TikTok and you've seen her performing live with
the gang of psychopaths known as Best Actress. Please welcome
the very funny KB Parker.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
O Ya, We're so happy to have you. Thank you
so much, thank you for having me.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
I feel like your energy is exactly the kind of
like Sunday morningsbes you.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I'm always bringing Easter, You're giving easter, Bunny that I'm
always hopping.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
You came in and pockets filled with eggs.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yes, yes, real hard boiled, which I thought was good.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
That was good, snatch I thought was good.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
I gave Kyle to cadbury eggs, but I just had
in my pocket the other day.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Ate them loose from her pocket. She went, look at this,
and I went, without even thinking.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Them loose candy loose as in not wrapped in their
foili chocolate so you would wrapped.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Them or they were just they were we gotta say,
bag in my office of Cadbury's and I and I
got a.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Freaking handful of put them in my pocket for getting
that like chocolate.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Melt, and then I tanned for an hour.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I laid out in the sun.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
No, but I was going right to Kyle, so.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
I thought, oh this and it was a cold day
and these won't melt or get weird, and I ate
most of them.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
And then I had two, and I was so excited.
And then I realized, like as I.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Was walking up the stairs to his apartment, that I
had like two loose chodraps.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Because I didn't even let her cross the threshold of
my apartment.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Now, truly, they saved two. I think one would have
been sort of like a slap in the face, a
little bit of a slap on the face. Three would
have been ideal. But you can only do me how
many I had just put in my mouth. You can't
show up with one, I think is right. I do have.
I'm not the biggest chocolate gal, and I did buy
that's vulnerable if you thank you. I did buy some
(09:07):
chocolate covered almonds, and unfortunately I find them to be
too thickly covered in chocolate. Right, Okay, so I stuff,
but I bite them, spit out half the chocolate, and
then I think, then half the chocolate gone. That is
the right purport. Do you try the dusted ones? That's
probably better for me, Like cocoa powder, that's probably better
In general. I don't know that I need to be
(09:29):
ordering them if I'm doing something weird like that, Now
are you?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Are you saving the half that.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
You'm putting them back? So now I think what's gonna happen.
This is the first time I've done it, so we're
gonna see. It's kind of an experiment. Yeah, once I'm
done with all the almonds, I'm gonna have shells of
thick chocolate left, and I think I'll go through those.
That'll be its own, separate sort of experiment.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
That's responsible.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
They're gonna get eaten. I'm not wasting any of that.
It's just gonna have to be its own little journey. Yeah,
you're a journey here, real journey from the Trader Joe's
dark chocolate covered all.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Well, so I already feel like I know what you
do when you're alone.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, there's something chipmunking. There's some sort of
storing stuff over here in this cheek. There's a lot
of different I just I guess I'm just like, I'm
okay being specific about the things I need to be
specific on. I don't want to eat a heavily chocolated almonds.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Well, you don't need to who your head saying that.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
One is I live alone? Yeah, I live alone and
all out a way.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, I love alone behavior.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah, I really spread out to I I like to
kind of let myself be as messy as I want,
then one day solve it all Like I just have
my own scenarios.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
You're creating the problem and then solving it yourself.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
That's something.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Now when you when you really roll up your sleeves
and say, I'm going to fix all these problems.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
What's your method? Are you to do?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
List curly, Well, I'm a Pomodoro girly. Are you in?
Are you in? Are you in? My God? Okay? So
the Pomodoro method is.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Method you're really where we live? Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Homodora method is twenty five minutes on, five minutes off.
So I have Pomofocus dot io is the website. But
you can do any time, or you can just do
your own little timers. Twenty five minutes. You say what
task I'm doing, so it'll be like, you know, clean
cleaning twenty five minutes, tim or starts. You cannot do
anything else for twenty five minutes, but that at the
(11:22):
end of twenty five minutes, think it lingling, you must
take a five minute break, even if you're in the zone.
Even if you're in the zone, even if you're like, oh,
I'm good, I've got it. You must take a five
minute break on your phone, set whatever, get a coffee
ba ba ba, then back into whatever else. And it
just trains your brain to be like I can now
go twenty five minutes on one thing. Yeah, and then
(11:42):
I should take the break so that the breaks don't
turn into an hour because I went too hard.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Is it good for people with like ADD It is?
It is. I don't have add but I have it's set.
It's touted as like natural adderall. Just get your brain
timed out. Wow, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
You're blowing like god, damn mine.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
It is really good for me because I am like,
twenty five minutes is kind of all I want to
do of one thing at any given time. Yeah, so
twenty five minutes of cleaning. I can get a lot
done now in that twenty five minutes, as opposed to
ten minutes. Then go on my phone ten minutes, then
go on my phone. Then I said of it.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
Now, when it comes to socializing, do you have a
similar approach where you're like, I'm gonna get little bits
and pieces like for twenty five minutes with person to
person or are you like, let's get in there and
let's dig in.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
For like I get in. I get in because I'm like,
I don't like to like be the last one in,
first one out. I'm not like a pop in and
see someone type person. I'm a like, I'm I'm here early,
I'm pregaming, and I'm staying until we're done. Like I'm like,
I like to stick to see it through. I see
it through, and I'm like, if I made a plan,
you're my plan for the for the day, ideal, ideally interesting.
(12:49):
So I like to be like, I'll come over early,
I'll bring some dinner, then we'll go to this and
then like I'm like, you're my plan. So I like
to I like to stamina in that one. I like
to social STANMD I think and then I I've just
spent the last six months in New York, which is
not usually where I live. I live here in LA
and I think I've had to be very proactive about,
you know, making friends because I'm like new there. Yeah,
(13:12):
so I've had to be pretty like thank you so
much for hanging out, Like what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Like, let's put some in the cow so I've had
to be Yeah, it's like friendship dating. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah, I've had to be pretty proactive and be like, Okay,
I'm gonna go to this party that in LA I'd
be like, I don't know them well enough to show
up to this, and I'm gonna be like, I know
only this one person, and I'm just gonna see if
i can make another friend while I'm there, totally. Are
you there for work?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah kind of that just helps you.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah, my podcast was filming over there, so I got
to like invite other comedians on every week, which was great.
That'd be like, hey, now are we yeah, just doing
my own little speed dating with them as guests.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah, that's honestly what we do here.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah, it's like I've just wanted to hang out with
you anyway. We're betting you. Yeah, perfect, I think I'm
killing you. Thank you so much. But yeah, just trying
to be proactive and just be like because usually I
feel like in l A, if somebody invited me and
I only know one person, I'm not it's stressful. I'm like,
I don't know. I'd have to like figure out if
(14:17):
I wanted to go to that in New York I'm like,
that's good enough. I'll get there and I'll figure it out. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
Yeah, you're leaving for like the full day when you
step out of your Oh my god, Yeah, we're gonna hit.
If I'm leaving the house, we're hitting.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Everything we're doing.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
We're doing a full day totally. And you're like, Oh,
I'm in the neighborhood of this person. Maybe I'll try
and like lump in a bunch of neighborhood things I've
been trying to see. Yes, are you from math too,
I'm Connecticut Harford. Oh but I was Emerson, Boston.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I threw up all up and down Tremont.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I know, I know that everyone talked about it. I
don't think I'm not going to bring it up. Statue
mother Goose is a grave. I saw what you did.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
I saw you trying to kiss that guy in the
keyboard with the in the bear costume with the keyboard.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Absolutely no, I don't have no idea any of these.
It's sweet over there, so many beautiful Samerson out here.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I have a lot of friends that went there. Yeah,
I think in like making my choices because I after college,
stayed around Connecticut and taught middle school. Well, that's a
whole nother top middle school for like three years, four years, Jesus.
And then when I would visit here, I would see
so many of my college friends just like acting their
age and being normal. And I was feeling like I
was sixty because I was like, I have the weight
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of the world on my shoulder and three hundred at
risks ten year olds crawling around, but I can't help.
I said, you know what the best thing for these
kids is, I'm gonna quit. Quit and moved to LA
and follow my dreams. Good. So many teachers that I know,
so really and it was such just it was like, uh,
I think eighty percent quit within the first five years. Yeah,
(15:54):
and that's told to you. As I was like getting
my license, it was like, don't be part of the statistic,
Like you can do it.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
And I was like, it's I'm out to the middle
school teacher for like thirty years, even like towards the
end of her career, I was just seeing like the
evolution of like what she was dealing with.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Yeah, it was just like, oh, think things are deteriorating.
And this was like maybe like and they were like
pre COVID.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I mean, it's even worse, profoundly worse.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yeah, teachers are saying it's like a real problem.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yeah, my friends that are teachers, are you are now
no longer teaching. You are expected to just keep them
physically safe until they get picked up. Like that's all
you can do. That is all you can do, is
like when they show up, just try and get them
alive from start to get them living some of them
(16:47):
show up. Yeah, No, it is really like all state
requirements are out the window. It is just if you
are able to teach them one thing per class period, great, great, Yeah,
and I felt that even pre COVID, but it's apparently
just so much worse. But yeah, pre COVID, I would
just be like cool, I got them to do in
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a ninety minute period. I got them to do one tableau,
and I said, it's awesome. That's that's a huge that's
a spread up, and they're going to use that. Now
they're doing tablas tableau. They're gonna be doing those tablas.
Oh yeah, I mean And that was theater teacher where
it's like, I don't need to they're not doing cap
testing on this. After but then some of the teacher,
I'm like, god, bless god.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Bless, I don't know that you canceled your plan to
be a teacher.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I canceled my plan and I did it in the
middle of the year because I was like, in the
middle of the year, quit a job in the middle
of the day, and they make you feel really bad
about it, which is fair. Yeah, but they got another
the guy that replaced me. I was like, you should
be doing this, Oh my god. It was at least
a decade older and just like happy guy theater teacher.
(17:54):
And I was like, get on in, jaded, twenty one
year old girl teacher. It was not work. So getting
you move out here right after? Right after? Yeah good, yeah,
right on out and started doing comedy and yeah yeah,
got a job at Museum of ice Cream. Remember, was
the closest I've ever been to a colt was really
(18:15):
really exciting. Yeah, they take away.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Your name like on a Flavor of Love.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yes, wild, that's where you recognize me from time to like,
were you like Minchip, Well, they take away your name
and you have to get an ice cream name, and
so it would be like Mintschip Michael. But then the
issue was like.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
A human name to the end of it, what's your name?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I wouldn't benship Michael. I was Peppermint Parker Okay, yeah, okay,
and it was in Parker. I like that. That's nice
because a lot of the K names got taken because
it's a popular letter for a name.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
So you know, but what what kind of ice cream is?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
You could be like, it doesn't have to like rhyme
with it should rhyme. It should be in a literation, yeah,
it should be. Yeah, so you'd be like Jellybean Joshua.
Some of the case were like Crispy Crean.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
So they took your identity and identity.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
You can only wear one color, a dusty pink and
it's the hex code and.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Rose, I want you to be ashamed of because.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
We dusty rows and it's the hex code and you
have to wear a head to toe that dusty pink.
Do they provide that They provide one or two items,
and I call them flattering. No, I wouldn't. And they
would always buy and listen maybe this is my conspiracy theory.
They would buy you a size under because they wanted
you to lose weight. There was everything. You could only
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wear one color, and then they take away your name
and then they wanted.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
It weight and they make you insecure.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
This is a call. I think, how long did you? It?
Only was? I was there from the beginning. I painted
the bananas, so I was there from the painting and
then to the end. I took it all down, So
it was eight months, ten months. I took it all down.
I burned. I burned the place down, the bananas and
then you burnt them down.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Those like pop up things are so fascinating.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
It's no longer a thing right, not in here, but
you're in Austin and New York.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
I'm obsessed with the TikTok world of people diving into.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
The sprinkles paralyzed.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
Yeah, that's a real corner of the internet. And it's
like me when I dove into the sprinkles and I
got really hurt.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
And it's like showing the same people. It's like it
says no diving, and listen, and it was the kids
can't read anymore. It says no diving. But yeah, it's
you see a pool, you're gonna want to You're gonna die,
You're gonna make us black. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
So when it comes to like I feel like this
is something that we bump into a lot too, where
like in the comedy world, like you'll meet people that
you vibe with and you're like, oh, let's just something
and it's so easy to kind of slip into like
let's make stuff together all the time.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
But like outside of just.
Speaker 6 (21:10):
Like meeting people and like collaborating with them on things
like how quick did you was it something that came
naturally to you just be like, well, no, let's like
have like build a real friendship here, or was that
something that you had to find.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I'm actually kind of not good at collaborating, so I
often don't go there first. I am usually like, oh, yay,
we're both just funny, so we'll just be friends. And
then I think. I think in like doing TikTok stuff,
it is definitely like people want to collaborate, but I
just like, like in my video, I've just never have
I just don't do videos with like other people just
(21:43):
because it's like creativity hits me at like certain times
a day. I just can't I can't time it. I
don't know. Yeah, And not to sound like so annoying
about it, but I know it's just like what you mean,
I don't want to meet up and then just like
whiteboard out some sixty seconds. It's just I'm not I
don't know, I feel ready to make it's not your style. Yeah,
but I know that people I mean it's I love
(22:04):
watching anything, and I am like, yeah, I love watching,
but you also other people be I have a group, yes,
those it was like, we can't help because we have
the same sense of humor. We gotta take the show
on the road and you do more like live. We
do live performance with them. Yeah, and we like write
shorts and like bigger things. But like mostly it's yeah,
(22:26):
it's like clown adjacent bit sketch improvy things and that
groups called best Actress and my two best friends.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
When you're not performing, like what as as a unit?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
What do you?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Like are you like we love you?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
We're not so much like movie folk. I know, I
know there's a lot of cinophiles in this town the
movies a lot. I was like thinking of that the
other day. I'm like, oh, we don't like sit and
watch movies. Usually it's like, yeah, we're.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Not a bunch of gen Z coworkers, like convince me
to to join a list at Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I canceled after a month it's not my say.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
I it's an incredible deal. It makes total sense, But
I don't want to get up and go to a
movie theater twice a week totally.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yeah. That's another one where I'm like, if the mood
doesn't strike me, I can't do it. And I can't
make a plan for a few days from now. Who
knows what mood I'll be for a movie. And it
is quite the It's like a five hour experience. He's
going to the movies. I like it, and I like
it being a treat. I guess that's my thing, Like
the movies is a treat. An AMC. I'm like, you guys,
(23:34):
are you guys are slamming it too hardxperience? I agree, Yeah,
so we're not so much moved. What do we do we?
I mean, man, we'll just go we'll go shop and
we'll just find a Caesar salad and.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Yeah, oh yeah, you know you'll find a big salad.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
These are salady?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Are you prone to like over stimulation and like busy places?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
It is really almost only grocery stores. I don't know,
there's I never don't love grocery stores. I guess a
lot and every I'm always in the way, and I
would prefer to always, of course be shopping at Traders
because they're the cheapest, and I like but that I
do eat or be eaten. I mean the aisle is no,
they want you dead. One across they want me dead.
I can't look at anything because there's five carts behind.
(24:16):
It is true. I'm like angry too there. The vibe
is bad.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
The narrative that like Trader Joe's is kind of a
horny place or that like, I don't think it's not.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
It's changed.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
I think people wanted to kill you there. I think
it's very like, yeah, the energy. Maybe once upon a time,
gears are horny, that's what they're fun. But like everything
very yeah, and I don't like to do that.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
The script for the horniness has changed to last week
the one I got because you know, you expect some
sort of compliment. You're like, I'm gonna have to roll
with something whatever they said. But last week I was hot.
They got to re up the the flirting handbook, I'd say,
because I checked it. I had two items. I was like,
let's go, and dark chocolate covered almonds was one of them.
I check out and he's like, you know, what's the
(25:01):
big plan. I was like, just you know, going back
and getting dinner, going blah blah blah. And he goes, so,
what's the name of your band? What? What's the name
of your band? I go, I don't have one. He goes,
I just assumed all right. I was like, huh what, huh?
That's not in the handbook.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
That is what's so funny is trying to start a
band with you.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
I don't know. He just looked at you, he went,
what's what? If he had said, are you in a band?
I would have been like, cool, but what's the name
of your band? I'm so sure that you have a band.
I just want to know the name are you wearing?
And don't ever woman, I don't ever sorry? What were
the wearing? I had a full glam with a microphone
(25:49):
in my hand? Why so? Did I deserve it?
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Liking?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
So? Why?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
And what were you wearing?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Had Benson boons, jumps and I was I was wearing
I was wearing just like a little T shirt with
a chicken with a guitar. So like the guitar. I'm like, oh,
I'm so sorry I didn't wear I have a navy shirt?
Do you think I have fighting in the I don't know.
(26:17):
I just was like he was so positive, and I
had just gotten the shag haircut. This is new, and
so I was like, I love god, you get one
shag haircut. Now everyone thinks I'm gonna man band. I said,
oh my god, oh my god, let me go.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Did You're like, hey, I actually.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Don't have a band? Well, I like was sure. I
didn't hear him right. He goes, what's the name of
your band? I go, oh, I don't know, because I
was like, huh, I didn't. And then he's like, what's
the name of your band? And I'm like, I don't
have one because I just assumed. I was like, oh
my god, the handbook can't call that. Usually the flirt
is like chocolate covered almonds, like decadn't sweet for the sweets.
(26:58):
I'm like, you got good whatever, But this one I was.
I was thrown. I was thrown. He was wearing also
like rose colored glass. I think he has he wanted
to talk about his band, perhaps, but I didn't take
the bait, and it was colored glasses the kind of
the heart no, just like the like glasses, but the
glass part is pink. Yeah. So he had his own thing.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
He wanted to challenge you to a battle of the
bands because.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
We're looking for Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (27:22):
I really was like, there's no way by any would
you happen to know a chicken that plays guitar because
I'm looking for a chicken.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Ye that guy.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Apparently there is a chicken going around l A that's
wearing jeans.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
In the video he's on top of a car, right, Yeah,
but he's in LA, right. I don't know. I thought
it was al or something.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
I think it's LA because a friend posted it, like
I saw the chicken. I'm just trying to see that chicken.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Yeah. No, So if anyone knows where it is, I'd
like to see that that. I'd like to take a
closer look.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
I do you think that as a society has stepped
away from like animal actors being using things. But I
do think that has caused a decrease in animals and
silly little outfits.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Of course it's sad.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah, I will say if I'm anti one thing, I'm
anti monkeys and little outfits. I think they are scary.
Let them be monkeys because they look like human. I
don't like the way people treat them. But you're okay,
they're weird chickens in gene. I don't think they have
enough mental brain power to know that they shouldn't be
in jeens. That's fine, good point. The monkeys know they
(28:28):
shouldn't be in a little they know and that's the brier. Okay,
So you seem very specific, which I love. We love
when we have like a specific gus. So what do
you flake a lot? Do you? I don't think I
flake a lot. I because I when I know a
plan is coming up, I've cleared like my mental status
(28:49):
to prep for that, and I'm like, that's what's up.
I'm good for it. I flaked last night. Yes, I
flaked last night, and that is a little rare for
me because the plan was set. But the plan was
so the plane was go out and go dancing, and
it requires a lot. That requires a lot, and I
knew I had this, yeah, and physical capacity. I truly
(29:11):
was like, yeah, oh I'm tired. Didn't sleep well, which
I'm not also like I can rally, but it just
felt like didn't sleep well and had to be here
shining at my best. And I said, I don't know
that going out dancing could be right for me. But
I got all dressed, I got my metro Micro scheduled. Yes,
the metro Micro. I'm ready to spread the word. You know,
the metro micro guys, Metro Micro and Palmodoro method are
(29:36):
really going to change things for you. No, Metro Micro
is just a city owned van that comes and gets
you for two dollars. So I went, why, oh yeah,
oh yeah, what uh huh. Don't spend your time parking,
get on that metro Micro. It Sartaly does big chunks
of like areas, so it's like but the Glendale area
pocket is humongous. So I went from my spot in
(29:56):
Glassal Park to the Americana brand for two dollars. Van
picked me up.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Metros Are you band with other people?
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
I was in the van with a nineteen year old
that was drinking pre workout and gagging every single time
he drank it. He would he drank it. He goes,
oh oh, sip, sip, sip each time, and I'm right
next to him. You're paying two dollars, two dollars for that. Yeah,
And the driver of the van goes, is that pre
workout playing right into it? He's got him right where
(30:24):
once he goes, yeah, I'm going to the gym right now.
I mean the whole rest of twenty minutes. The boys
are gymming out, and I said, I'm not going to
be excluded. I said, whoa. I would add in whoa
because he was like, yeah, the pre workout is four
hundred milligrams a caffe And I went, whoa, that's a lot.
That's too, Celsius Is.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
That's a lot, big boy, A big wrong boy.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Hey can you lift me?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
WHOA got a big strong boy, dude? Did? I'm just
trying to get in the convo. I can't do the
whole twenty minutes not saying anything, so I have to
get in. I said, oh my god, that's too Celsius
Is And he goes, what's your caffeina choice? I said,
you're a bamte. Wait.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
I ask you something.
Speaker 6 (30:58):
If there's if there's like someone that you know you
can really pull into a conversation. Are you someone who's
just like I know that I actively dislike this person,
but I want to know more?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Absolutely?
Speaker 4 (31:08):
Are you fascinated by that?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yeah? I'm I like to I think like poking and
socializing is fun. I'm like, I'll get to that there's
gonna be some little fun. Sound nice, Joey, did you
end up going dancing? Didn't go dancing? Canceled the plan.
I was fully dressed up, I ordered my Metro Micro
was running to get it, and I go, I cannot
do it. I simply cannot do it. Time I just
(31:30):
makeup was done outfit was on hand on the handle
of my door, and I go, I just can't. WHOA
just kidding, runaway bride.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
There's this like really like, I've been here for two
long so now I start going to speak everything. There
is something something avoided you last.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Night that you were not supposed to be a part of.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
You would have got into that Metro Michael Micro and
it would have exploded.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
It was like something you fully went you went yeah,
No for me, yeah, dark sided?
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Was something pulled on final destination?
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Yeah, there was something that pulled me back. And I
what was I gonna say? Oh? I just was like
I sent the bail text. I was like, it's just
simply not happening. Can't make it happen. Was your friend like,
what the fuck you put on the clothes, you put
the makeup on, you didn't open the door. No, my
friends Luckily, we have a very much do what's best
for you policy, Like truly, we just are always gonna
(32:28):
be like that's important. You're you're gonna show up to
what you can and like do what's best for you.
Because I asked, I was like, do I have a
bail pass? Because I could feel it coming a few
hours before, Like do I have a bail pass? And
they were like, you have one. We'd like to see
you tonight, but you have one? I said, okay, And
then when I was like, guys, I just am tired.
I don't know, I just don't I have to be
like good for the podcast, and ba ba bah, they
(32:50):
were like great, Yeah, I am very anti someone showing
up and being in a bad mood. I think that's
one of the worst things you can do. And I'm
not saying I would have done that. I would have
rallied and had a good mood. I would have been
a sparkling personality. But there was a friend in high
school that she would get picked up and.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Be in us is really owl mood, sighing as they
open the door.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Truly, let's go. I'm like, don't show, don't don't come,
do not come, do not come so that's me, And
I'm like, you have to weigh that out word is
like sometimes if I'm not in the mood to do
something and I'm showing up to it, I might as
well have not showed up. Yeah, because I'm not at
my best. They want they want me to be the
best version of myself, and they'll be happy to have
(33:32):
any version of me because they're my good, good buddies.
But it is like, I hate a person that shows
up to a plan just because they made it and
then they're in a bad little mood, especially when it's
a group. So if it's a one on one, I'm like,
oh my god, come invent. Be in a bad mood.
I don't care. Sure, please, we can invent all day.
But I'm like, if you're in a dance thing and
then I'm over there like.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Want me.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
When people do that, I think they almost want to
You're I think that they're like, oh, I'm gonna be
poudy and powdy and everyone's gonna surround me and go
what's wrong?
Speaker 5 (34:04):
Yeah, baby?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
And it's like, I don't think adults can.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
Be grumpy and public be grumpy in the comfort of
your home, text your friends, hey, I'm not in a
good way this week.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
That's totally. But if you're out and about being a
grumpy adult in a group, and people do it a
lot on group trips, bachelorettes and stuff, and I can
barely fault them because multi days with people that you
don't want to be with, God, it's gonna send you
so much money and spending so much money on ship
that you're like, huh, yeah, But that's why I think
(34:38):
you need a friend group. If your friend group is
making you feel bad and like you have to just
show up to show up, just don't eat that. Yeah.
First my friend's bachelorette, she was like, and we'll do
white rod or rafting. The first day. I said, I'm
gonna'm gonna skip that one. I'm not gonna you're not
gonna want me there. I said, I'll be at the house,
I'll clean up, and i'll come back with you guys sandwiches.
And they all came back and I said, sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Let me tell you something, I don't want to be there.
I'm not marrying you, so I don't have to.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I'm not going. I can't swim, I'm not going to that.
And I think I luckily God blessed me with no fomo.
I don't have fomo. It's not it's not within me.
I don't really either. I used to.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
I don't anymore, you know.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah, I think when you're young, people really want you
to have fomo. Like in high school and stuff. They
were really pushing it on me, and I was like,
every choice I've made I think was the right one,
in going to or not going to a plan. I've
just even when it's like the most fun pictures in
the world, I'm like, but you guys didn't see what
I did. Yeah, I was at home playing a little
playing a little Overwatch and it was cool. I don't know.
(35:34):
I'm just like, I just I won't fomo out. And
so if your friend group is just making me be like,
you have to be there or else you're gonna miss
up up up. Eh, You're just gonna have to set
the boundary kind of early. Yeah, but bachelor at trips,
they'll they'll push you on that because you do have to.
You do have to do a certain amount of the
bride the bride does want you to do. You got
(35:55):
to show up.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
I'm a friend who becomes like like catatonic.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
If she sees a photo booth that she's not in,
that's so interesting.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
And I'm not a name her because I talk about
her a lot about it, but you can assume. And
she gets like very upset if you photo booth without her,
and if you go to her house. To her credit,
she has a whole wall a photo booth. She like
hoards them and it's really cool looking, like like it
takes up the whole wall and it's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
So fucking fun.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
And they also like are the most flattering photos.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
They're like thrusted.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
And I was just gonna say, but she.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
We will have moments where like, oh, I were having
a great time that photo. We can't go in there,
but it's not here, she's.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Not even there.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
No, if she's there, of course she oh my god,
God is there there and we take a photo without
telling her we're going in the photo booth.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
That's really okay. So she's not even part of the night.
But if.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
But if she if she's working instead of coming out
that night, she's.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Always invited, but she's aware of the plan.
Speaker 5 (37:07):
It's just she can't because she's working, and we photo
booth at that event, she will, without a doubt.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Be like, hah, we can't believe you guys did this.
Damn And it's kind of unfortunately. I would dig in
on that. I would be I would take taking a
bunch because I'd be like, you have to exposure therapy.
Get over the snowman. You know what you did? Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
We have a section of the show where we're listener mail.
Oh incredible, Mary, would you read it?
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (37:37):
All right?
Speaker 5 (37:37):
Last, Okay, So I had a date with a guy
and we've been talking consistently for weeks now. We were
planning to meet at a taco place. Literally ten minutes
before the date, he cancels. Oh, and you guys can
imagine how angry I was. Literally an hour ago he
had texted me and said I can't wait to see
you there, and I hope we have parking.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
That's the.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Air.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
I hear a wedding bell.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
And then he goes, sorry, something came up. I'm literally
halfway to the restaurant, hair done, makeup done, and then
I leave him on red he blocks me.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Hello, I'm furious.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
Okay, it sounds like it was a parking issue. I
hope we have parking.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
He's obsessed with he's obsessed with parking. That's so true.
It's a parking issue. Ten minutes before the day, Okay,
that's insane. That would be a turn off for me
and be like okay, and we will sorry or what
or what we just won't go We're gonna find parking. Yeah, odd,
wow ten minutes I mean dodged a bullet. He sounds
(38:38):
that's annoying. Yeah, I would be annoyed, but I would
be like, you saved me from hanging out with you.
You sound annoying to block. I'm also like, the block
is insane.
Speaker 6 (38:48):
I can never get understand unless someone has really like
done something super pupped up to you. I can never
understand having the energy.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
To be like flucked.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
No, it's just child. It's like save me for myself.
But I almost can't or else I'll text you. I
have to be Block. I don't know. It just feels weird,
you temptous. I'm like, what, I don't anyway, I don't
get that.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
But I also so many of my female friends have
had this experience where they're like, I end things with
the guy like kind of early on in it, and
then they act like in the sane person like I've
ended things with the guy wants to go.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
I just want to be friends, just you know, like
I wasn't in love with you, and you're like, you
something that somebody was in love with.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Me, and it shows that their true colors, and you go, wow,
dodge a bullet.
Speaker 5 (39:35):
If you're going to react this way to this minor thing,
how are you going to react to bigger.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
When I'm in the hospital, that's like, yeah, someone, I'm.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Like, oh, this is to thank you showing your true
colors right off the bat. That and not to sound
like everything's bizarre and I go to cheating in the
first zone here because I don't, but I am like
something came up all of a sudden, and I don't
want your number on my phone anymore. It feels to
me like, whoa did somebody grab your phone? I don't know,
(40:07):
I did not think of that. I love maybe too.
Maybe I'm too like, I just think it's weird. I'm
just like it was all fine an hour before, and
then what happened in the last hours is somebody grab
your phone? Are you not supposed to be dating? I
think you're making a brilliant point. I just think like
otherwise it's just bizarre. The block is weird. It's before
it is weird, and not even to like, I mean,
(40:27):
give the courtesy of a genre of bail. A medical
issue came up, Just give me one right before a
my family issue, a medical, a whatever issue, a work issue,
give me a give me something, grab on the genre.
Give me a genre of bail.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
I love a family emergency.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Family emergency is easy. My my best friend does give
too many details, and I'm like, there's gonna be karmic retribution.
She's full, she's pulling overari insists too much. I'm like,
you're gonna go, You're gonna get one, don't correctly she
never had one. I think she had one, and she
was like, and that gives me the right to say
it's coming back, and whenever I want, I.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Do that with that grandparents because I'm like, well, they're like,
what am I gonna do?
Speaker 4 (41:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (41:12):
Can I booked by karmic stuff too? Like I I
usually try to like say honestly, hey, I didn't give
myself enough time to do like whatever. But I get
scared to be like it's a work emergency because I'm
like tomorrow I'm gonna have work emergency.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Mm hmm. I think when it's a specific Yeah, well
she keeps pulling over and so, and I'm like, careful,
they're fun. You had to actually has them burst a lot.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
And now I'm thinking that.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
She's you can use it, and when you used that,
nobody is gonna be like, let's prove it. Get me
in there, show me that. Yeah, that one's like also
I like doing at work sometimes when I need to
call it. When I would have a corporate job, when
you do like one step towards t m I, they
(41:58):
don't say anything. Once you do one step towards like period,
it's happening in my theudorous and they're like, sounds good,
sounds good. Storm sorry, let me know if you need,
just give them like any little t m I and
then that'll be good. Mm hmm. But this one, this
guy didn't give a single thing, not even assist. The
plan didn't sound that good. Very tacos, what was it?
(42:19):
Tacos parking for Tacos.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
I hope there's parking.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
I just hope we find parking. Yeah. I don't want
to say that romantically, but I'm gonna start saying that
to my friends. Hey, can't wait to see that. I
hope we went parking manifesting, parking manifesting a parking spot
for us. Yeah, well he should have metri micro anything.
We should be sponsored, Oh my god, yes, city sponsored. Yeah,
(42:48):
we can just get the government's money. Yeah, we need
some of that trans thick transportation budget.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
Okay. Now our last thing is oklay, super fun game
Okay called bailor now okay?
Speaker 2 (42:59):
Group where out classes?
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Now New Year's Eve parties, nail brunch.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Bail, Coachella bail, and open mic nail. Oh, I have
to be going to them. I'm a frequent hater of
open mics as like spiritually, but in New York again,
it's like I need stage time, I need people to
know that I'm here. I need Yeah, it's like you
(43:28):
gotta go.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
It's also different there hit so many.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
You can hit a lot, and yeah, people are going
like they're they want to laugh. People are going and
they're laughing easily. I think it's like it's hard to
get a full bomb over there. Yeah, so nail nail
on open mics, you can go and you can have
a good time and there's like it's there's there's nice
people like yeah, I haven't met one.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Right.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Maybe I'm just like hearing about the good ones. I'm
sure there's so many that are like that's the worst
place to be. But I'm like, I'm going to like
the queer women ones, and I'm like that's good. I okay, okay, uh.
Double date, you know, Nail, I've never done it. It
could be fun. Have you done one?
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (44:09):
I really want to do it.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
I vet them a lot. I'm like, we can't. I'm
not just like, oh, let's go on a double date and.
Speaker 4 (44:16):
See if we want to have, like some people something
bind double.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Not for me, it's I want to do a blind double.
I think that could be fun. Yeah. I mean I've
done like you know, are my boyfriend of one year
with our other couple friend, But that's different, that's like
established couple.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
Yeah right, I like the count.
Speaker 6 (44:31):
Okay, that's kind of what I go for where I'm like, oh,
we should ask like we'll spend time with a couple
enough times.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Like in a group anymore.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
You're right, You're right, You're right. Yeah, I want I
think a blind double could be really funny, a blind
because then it's like it's drying. Sounds like the other
people I know yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Yeah, when your friend is experimenting with the slow cooker
and they want you to try what they made.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Nail soft nail, I like it. I support my friends
dreams like cooker.
Speaker 4 (45:03):
I'm down for if someone's like, my friend got.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
A smoker and that was really fun. Yeah, he's twelve
hours brisket, come over, twelve hour person. I don't have
to be there. I can't say no that he doesn't
make us stife. Yeah, yeah hours, Okay, A sweet green
date nail, Yeah, I love sweet.
Speaker 6 (45:27):
In my opinion, the quality has defensive for what it is.
And this last one, pumpkin patches nail.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
I have a good time there you Connecticut, I like
that man. Apple Picking in the East Coast was such
a cute falling, amazing, so cute. I like a little
pumpkin patch. There was one we went to that had
a it's like last year, two years ago, I want
my boyfriend at the time, and it had a little
like homemade scary maze, haunted house maze, like actually scary
(45:57):
or silly scared. It was probably truly this of this room.
And I don't I like horror movies. I don't like
in person either fears and it was clearly for five
year olds and I'm screeching. I'm screeching.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
Yeah, and they have like what gym mats?
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Like remember in Jim where we're like, okay, make amazed
out a gym mats.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
It was truly was popping out, like how many teenagers
and Halloween masks.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Were like yeah, like seven of them and like with
no effor because they're getting paid a dollar and a
pumpkin every day and they're like, whoa, wow, it's.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Incredible to have you on the pop.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 4 (46:37):
Yeah, this is good, and thank you for canceling your
plan to go out and dance.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
You could be fresh.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
I was really fresh. That means imagine if I had
been dancing kind of sweating out vodka right now, it
just wouldn't have been the same. She wouldn't have been
the same. Yeah, we would have accepted where you are
a pair of heels struggling through it, white knuckle gripping.
Speaker 6 (46:59):
No.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
I I think I made the right choice. I had
to be fresh here and I was, yeah, okay, where
can we find you? Okay, I have a podcast called
Town Gossip. You can find it at Town Gossip Podcast.
We talked about Listener Hometown Drama, Comedians Hometown Drama, It's
very fun. Then you can find me on socials, KP.
Parker things that's on TikTok and Instagram. And then my
(47:21):
group that I talked about is Best Actress at Best
Actress LA Yay.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Exciting. Thank you guys, so much, lucky to have you.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (47:30):
Bye,
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