May 2, 2025 • 44 mins
Drag legend Tammie Brown takes Mary & Kyle on a journey and they love every second of it.
Catch Tammie in Provincetown, MA this summer and stream her new single “Ethereal”!
Follow Tammie @PlanetTammie
Socials:
@KyleKasabian
@MaryIreneRyan
@CancelYourPlans
Catch Tammie in Provincetown, MA this summer and stream her new single “Ethereal”!
Follow Tammie @PlanetTammie
Socials:
@KyleKasabian
@MaryIreneRyan
@CancelYourPlans
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I always wanted to be a rock and roll beauty queen.
(00:01):
Oh my, not truly a sight on the scene.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah, kiss me Dudley.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Oh god, could you imagine?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hi, guys, Hi, welcome back to Kyle has something in
his eye.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Welcome back to cancel your plan.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
We're so happy to be back here again.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah. What a big week. We had our live show
this We had a huge week.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, we had our very successful live show on Tuesday,
sold out, crowd around the.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Block, crowd around the block. Nick Kroll was fantastic.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah, he was insanely good. And he was I think
our first guest who was like, no, I love socializing
no matter what, and I will always be on He
like didn't really have like any problems with it. It
was great and it was incredible, and yeah, it couldn't
have gone better.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, it was a lovely time. And thank you to
everyone who came.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Out that was It was really cool, very you knows
so many friends that audience.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Shout out to Lucy Lee Harford for.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
The audience participation.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Participated from the audience. It was so funny. We had
no idea she was going to do it. It was
a totally improvised bit yeah, the episode should be up
by now, so we'll you'll have seen it, and she's
just she's just a star.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
There's context to it. But it went so well and
it was so amazing for everyone to come out, and
we're excited to like have more experiences like that with
hot because it really meant.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
A lot to us.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It felt great. It's it's so different from doing it.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
In in the isolation of it, and yes, it was
almost like at first it was almost too much for
me to take.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, yeah, I was like the Yeah, there were.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Beta blockers involved, but you feel the waves of energy
there and then you go, then let me just sit down.
And usually if there's like a count or something, I'm like, well,
I'm doing a show, like I.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Can we had to do.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
We had to for like thirty minutes and like hold
a microphone and just talk and sit and be in
the moment. But the biggest compliment I got this week
was that so many of my friends go. They kept
wanting to go, and they wanted to add to the
conversation because it felt so organic and they felt like
they were in their car listening to a podcast where
you like start talking to the podcast like you're in
(02:16):
the conversation with them. Oh my god, that's exactly what
it should be.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Yeah, it's my If my life is about anything, it's
making people want to talk to me.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Want to add to the thing that I did have
a friend who got like so high that he said
that he shouldn't have gotten high before the show because
he wanted to laugh. He wanted to like he loved
every part of it, but he couldn't make like he
couldn't form thoughts to be like that's that's funny. But
he just was like locked in. But everyone else was like,
(02:49):
oh my god. No, I was a part of the conversation.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
That's great, that's great. And yeah, it was such a
such a fun night. And I feel like the rest
of the week, I've been coming down from that in
like a really interesting way. And I still had like
a few other shows throughout the week, and my my
demeanor was so strange. I felt as if my nerves
(03:13):
were shot. Yeah, I couldn't really take on anything else.
So I felt just so spookily subdued. Yeah, but it
was actually kind of nice.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I had the mindset of, like, nothing else can hurt
me this week.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, you can't kill me.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, we did it. We did the impossible.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Did you cancel on anything this week?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
No, I have like a reverse cancel story. So a
new friend came to see our live show on Tuesday,
and before the live show, her and I had previous
plans to get brunch on Saturday, the Saturday after the show,
and after she sees the show, she texts me and goes, girl, like,
you're going to cancel, Like we're not getting brunch, like
just kind of doing like a whole bit after seeing
(03:55):
our live show, because she had never listened to the
pod or seen the show, and like, no, I'm actually
not going to cancel. And she's like, yeah you are,
Yeah you are. And she thought it was like she
almost thought it was like sweet that I would cancel
on her because now she's like, oh I can be
a part of that Oh.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, okay culture. Now she's part of the art.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
She wanted to be part of the art. She was like,
I'm willing to sacrifice never having a plan with you
to say Mary canceled. But I was like, no, I
actually really want to go. Let's hang out. And I
showed up and she even to the moment we met
up in front of the restaurant. She was like, I
can't believe you're here.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
So how do you feel about that? It now becoming
sort of.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Like I was like, sucks, we've really painted ourselves into
a corner.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, Like she was obviously doing a bit, but I
think a part of her was like, Mary's going to.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Cancel, Yeah, but I didn't.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
What did you cancel on this week?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Well, I canceled on.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I canceled on sending a kind of intense email.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
This is a recurring phenomena that I think I've benefited from,
where you know, someone pulls, someone pulls a stunt in
terms of, like I don't know, doing something that's like
a kind of that I don't like, or I feel
like they've wronged me or disrespected me in some specific way,
be it personally or professionally. And I then start feverishly
(05:17):
writing and like an email response. And then I've now
started resting on it for twenty four hours, and then
I go back and I edit it, and I start
kind of taking out more and more chunks until the
email either completely disappears or withers away to one sentence,
but which I think is very powerful.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
It is I think therapists like suggest writing like a
letter to your sex or something to like get out emotions.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
And I think ultimately like I scratch the itch of
saying what I feel and what I want to get out.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
And then but.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Also it's not just in the sense of I like,
I want to take the path at least resistance. I
also am a little petty in the sense that I
then land on a place where I go, oh, it's
actually not up to It's not on me to correct
you on this or call you out on this unprofessional behavior.
I'm gonna let you keep doing this. Yeah, let them
(06:11):
go back, No, go on, go on, because people will
see and hear about how you are, and the truth
always comes out. It's not really unless it's someone that
I actually give a shit about, it's not on me
to correct them on It's a sort.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Of emotional energy to spend correcting people, you know. And
I think there's you also could say that the angry
thing in much less angry words, you know, like you
can get.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
That thought across exactly.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Do you ever when you sent when you write these emails,
do you put this the address in the top two
like the sender see that was accident? Send it because
god forbid, you're like you'd have like a butt dial situation.
I usually send you the email.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I usually do it in the notes set, but I
was already like it came in. It came in in
quick and hot, where I was like, I was already
in the email thread with them when they send something
like crazy and I was and I went, well.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Okay, this makes sense. It was a reply.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Yeah, yeah, it was a reply to a thing. But
ultimately I decided against it. And I think that like,
sometimes I have the time to uh, to really get
in there, but other times it's just sort of like,
do you I don't know, be it someone who is
also a a comedian or entertainer or if they whether
(07:32):
they work at like a bakery or you know, poorly
manage a comedy theater. It's fine, It's not like, in fact,
I would way rather watch you do a bad continue
to do a bad job, and sleep soundly knowing that.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I don't have to engage with you anymore.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Yeah, so that's sort of what I canceled on this week,
where I went, well, I love our best of.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Luck with that.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Our cancelations are kind of like meta, like.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I've just been too tired to actually cancel on like
any real things I have.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I haven't really made a ton of plans outside of
our live show because it was so intense and they
had to really like be there.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
But there's light at the end of the tunnel. Now
I feel like I'm home free for the summer. And baby,
I'm gonna be canceling on lots of stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah, well, we got a great motorcycle.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
We have a great show today. Tammy Brown is here,
very excited and stick around. Thanks for coming back. Yeah,
today's guest is an artist and entertainer whose contributions to
culture cannot be encapsulated in a mere podcast intro. You've
seen her on TV, in the pictures, in the magazines,
(08:45):
and on stage all around the world. And now she's
here today. And let me tell you something. Those aren't
ice cream cones in that bag, and they aren't melted.
Now march upstairs and go to bed, because she paid for.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Your denim jeans.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Please welcome to cancel your plans.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Tammy Brown. Whoa Tammy. Thank you so much for Jimmy,
thank you, thank you for having me.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
This is incredible.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
We're thrilled or excited, and thank you for not canceling
on being here?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Who would cancel? A lot of people? A lot of people.
They're patheticat well, people are just pathetic. I mean people
ship in their food and eat it. That's the climate
these days. Yeah, or should I say escrement?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah? I think I like shit.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Because it deficate they in their plate.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah, defecating their plate.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Anything for a view really? Really? Yeah? Why not?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Have you seen those muck bang videos? Those are the
videos where people sit down in front of a camera
and eat too much food and they'll have like a
huge mountain of I don't know, noodles or something and
they'll just it's like full face of makeup and they'll
have like acrylic nails or something and they'll do like.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
You can hear them.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
So if you don't have a yeah, yeah, yeah, as
it's an asthmir.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
It's an asthmir.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
So this show is called Cancel Your Plans, And we
started this because because the two of us have a
tendency to cancel on social obligations because we're kind of homebodies.
Do you relate to that at all or are you
someone who says yes to social isn't.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
That called a goorophobic.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Perhaps, Yeah, I would say I veer on a goorophobia
in another life. Sure, I'm not quite. I'm on zoloft,
thank god. But in another life things could, those scales
could tip and I could just say I'm not leaving.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I say you should get out there and do things. Yeah,
you know problem sitting at home just receiving your Amazon
packages is one thing.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I do prefer eBay though.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah, Hebay is great.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
You defend so many good things.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Hebay pisses me off sometimes. I don't think it's that
user friendly. I think they could make it easier on us.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Well, I don't have a problem with what I buy.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah, maybe it's Maybe it's the people. Maybe it's the sellers.
I'm interested in the glitch in your system. Yeah, they
could be.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
And if y'all want to get out of your house
and carry around a little gay flags, pray them about it.
I think it's very important to do that. Yeah, visibility
is very important these days. I know you're probably an ally.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Oh very much.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I can't tell.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yeah, you could look me in the eye and she's safe.
So you you do enjoy going out.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I'll tell you. What I'm afraid of is being shot
down at any time.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Yes, No, that is very real fear.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
No one's going to do anything about it. Yeah, but
that's very real. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
That's led to me not wanting to go to like
movie theater. Sometimes I'm like, oh my god, it could.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Happen on a freeway, honey. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
The other day.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
The other day a friend told me that they saw
a road rage incident where someone had a bat in
their trunk and just took the bat out and was
gonna like smash the guy's car.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
He reminds you of that horror film, you know, with
all of them, what is this one Stephen King silver bullet?
Oh I got that bat? Yes, and the werewolf takes.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
The bat Stephen King? Do you like Stephen King?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
But I love it.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I My parents have a house in Maine that's like
an hour from where he has his house, and it
has his gate, has like bats and like like like
like I'm gargoyles like Tim Burton. His home looks like
a Tim Burton like film. Isn't that cool?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
I've always wanted to have a sprawling, spooky estate. Yeah,
like a big the idea of having a speaking of
Tim Burton, the you ever see Batman returns, like the
like the miniatures that they use for like these big
it's I talk about it too much, but they have
these really intricate miniatures of these homes. But as as
(12:35):
a kid, I was like, I thought they were real.
So I was just disappointed to see that people don't
live in places like that. But I feel like it's
a personal mission to have a really spooky gate I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Spooky well, and Stephen King earned that right.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Would you ever do something like that?
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Would you ever craft a I don't know, an experience
that's leading up to your home.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I think my home is an experience.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Oh yeah, Oh tell you about it?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
What's it like that? My heart? Ah?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
So it goes wherever you are.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
You better believe it no matter you go, where you
go nowhere, Yeah, there you are on this Highway of fire.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Amen.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Because that's my gasoline, right, yeah, because that's my gasoline.
Because that's my gasoline. Yeah, sort of like Mad Max
speaking of and gasoline and rocket ships and all that stuff.
Elon Musk. I'm insulted though, for and you like Batman
and all this, well, my favorite is, you know, Jack
Nicholson is the joker now that's an insult him using
They've been using a lot of those images of Jack Nicholson.
(13:36):
The joker of Jack Nicholson is you know for Elon
Musk with given the money out and all that stuff. Yes,
I'm like, what an insult to the to the product?
Leave him out there?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yeah? That was an art piece? And why are we?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah? And how does Jack Nicholson feel?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Probably not good?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Where he's coming on our pod?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Is he?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
And yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Oh you're so lucky.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
I know.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I'll sit in the corner and watch.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Yeah, I want to be I want to be in
a jacuzzie with jacknickls. Do you ever see the pictures
of him with like a sandwich in the ocean. No,
he's just hanging out a witch like acially like a
big HOGI but he just seems like he's really enjoying
his retirement.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I'm sure these pictures are now like fifteen twenty years old,
but he's just hanging out. He's my favorite. He's so great.
He was recently at the SNL fifty anniversary. Oh yeah,
that looks like a good time.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
What event would you want to go with Jack Nicholson?
What would you be your ideal hang with him.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I would just have a conversation, just to sit and talk.
That's all conversation about the business and conversation, Oh you
know something like that. I really he's my favorite.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Actually, yeah, Like he is pretty wonderful.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
The way he gets into it and his interpretation of
The Joker, that was everything for me. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Is that your favorite movie he's been.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
In or not? My favorite movie he's been in, But
it's just his I just like The Joker and his
character of the queerness of it is so much fun perfect. Yeah,
this town needs an enema. That's right. That reveal of him.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Really, I had nightmares about it as a kid because
it's such a slow pull into him stepping out. He's
stepping out of like the darkness and the prosthetics in
the face, and it just it ruined my night But
now I love it so much. It's just he's so
good in it. He's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
What's the Batman?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Where Ivy poison?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Ivy Thurmon and who filmed that one? Joel Schumacher. That's right,
and they say he ruined Batman, But I have met
that queer. He's deceased now croaked because of the campiness.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
He dared to make it fun. It was just a
new version of the six Ivy.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Is in my brain, burned in my brain forever. It's like,
what's the sexiest possible situation?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
So good? So it didn't ruin it for you.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
No, it was to me it was like as a kid,
it was like, well, attest thing. But I remember she
was like had the like leaves growing out of.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
The What do you think about people that they think
that the penguin was the hottest thing.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I think if that's their thing, then that's you.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Know, that's fishy fingers and little like Joel Schumacher. What
was ChIL Schumacher like? He was very nice. Yeah, it's
for MTV going out to vote or something like that.
And they said, Tam, you have the best non sequitors.
Even then you see pre drag Race.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
You still have the best non sequitors.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Always have. Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
And so.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
There you have it? There you have it, The Lost Boys,
the Vampires. Yeah, so good.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Alex Winter's jacket in that movie. I think about that
jacket a lot.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
For Sutherland. I used to have a crush on him.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
He had that whole scandal with Julia roberts.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Well they were living together, weren't they. Yeah, they like
practically married, weren't they?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
They were supposed to? But then did she run away?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Would love it? Just kidding in fact, but I'd be
like loud love it. I love loulove it. If I
had a pony, I'd ride. I'm out on the ocean,
upon my pony, upon my boat and the lights of
La County. What a brilliant song.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
That's beautiful. It's making me emotional, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Did you sit at the kitchen table and cry? Good
for you. It's good to have a cry, it is.
I've had cries on planes.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
I cry on planes. Yeah, I cry on planes.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
The movie could be mildly emotional, and I will just
lose it. What is it?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
It's so picture this. As you're flying down to Mexico
to Guadalajara nineteen ninety two, there was a boy down
the street. He looked like he was Sutherland, so I
would hang out with him. Do you make it about that? No? Okay,
good picture that. That's all I wanted to say. That beautiful.
So y'all are fans of the Browns, I take it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I love the Brons.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Yeah, yeah, A big fan of the Browns. I mean,
the big fan of your appearances on the Kelly Mantle Show.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Oh yeah, y no, we're.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Very much so wanting Kelly. I often listened to the
Kelly Mantles Show like before we come in because it
gives it relaxes me and makes me feel like you
can have a conversation slowly and methodically and it's still well.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
We have those kind of voices her and I y, yes, as.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
You've got as you've got voices for asmir.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, put a chow feur to sleepy sleepy. Once on
the freeway you went off. We we're in traffic though,
thank god it She really takes you on a journey.
The show itself is really just yeah, Kelly Mantles, Yeah, Kelly,
Kelly's Mantles, she met you. Even like the sound bath
of it too.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
I'll be sitting there doing dishes and she'll be and
she'll be really really you know, monologuing, and then.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
The the the.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Sound bowl will go off and I'll go again into
my trance of.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Yeah, it's hypnotic.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
It's hypnotic.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
And I love the purple, like purple is my favorite color.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Okay, you liked that dinosaur Barney.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Oh, I did love. He came to my fourth birthday.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Good for you, did you? It sounds like you have
an opinion about Barnie.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah, let's hear you know.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
I'm not going to say anything mean about anything I
just did to you.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
That's enough, that's true that you know. Have you met Barney?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I have to like everything. I've met Santa Claus once
or twice. Have you? No, you never went to meet
Santa Claus.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
No, I did. I did, but I I it wasn't Santa.
I know it wasn't him.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
You were suspicious of Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
I just it wasn't him. But I love that you
have met.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
It was an impostor. Yeah, well there you have it.
There you have it. Do you think those are imposts
at every mall across the globe?
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Yeah? How could he get you?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
You're foolish.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
How could he get to every single mall?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Because he's magic, true, but there's impostors out there. Yeah,
they have those strap beards. They call them the helpers, helpers,
they call them the help And you could never know
if that could be a gobble ganger.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
A gobbleganger. You know the scene in a Christmas story
where they meet Santa. Do you know what I'm saying.
It's like really scary and he's like, you're gonna shoot
your eye out? Do you remember that? You know what
I'm talking about?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Of course yes, that to me is scar like that
is why what meaning Santa impostor is? I don't like that?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah, it's okay. Or about Santa he got caught in
the chimney and then they found him weeks later. Gremlins, oh,
or the Santa Street Killer.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
I love a spooky Catholic Christmas. There's something about the
pageantry of Maybe it's again with the gargoyles and sort
of the haunted cathedral of it all. But I love
I love the candles, I love the stained glass. I
love a cold winter's.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Night hot, something about that holding a lantern. How do
you feel about, Well, you won't be going to Australia
for Christmas like that? It's hot.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
I know it's summertime there, Christmas is in summertime. I
don't like that.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
You don't like that?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
It just throws me off. I'm like, what do you mean.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
They have not for you to like? You don't live there.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Don't judge them, I really I judge them.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
I judge them.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Well, you know, Australia is my biggest market, my favorite market, really, yes,
do you go?
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Do you do tours there?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
A lot? And all over to Wow times already more
campaign to go again?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
And I want all the songs to pop off there. Yeah,
get some bangers Liken, tour them all over all the
big cities. Yeah, Sydney, Brisbane, Perth, Melbourne, Melbourne, I love Melbourne.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
That's my favorite. Really, yes it is. I've never been
to Australia. I'm not a great flyer, so I would
really have to, Like I want to go.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I just cry the whole way there, that's true. And
I actually really hours the tears.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Is it fifteen hours from LA.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
It can be yeah, yeah, a long fight. Do you
listen to my music? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:03):
I've seen you live before. I saw you at Mickey's
when I first moved here, okay, and it was such
a fun time.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Thank you. Yeah, just Mickey's. You haven't come to one
of the concerts. I haven't come to any of the concerts,
having one May sixteenth. Actually, where is it that's going
to be out in the valley?
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Okay, Well, come.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
In the valley North Hollywood. Actually Cobra Club, Cobra cub Cora.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Okay, that's incredible. Can you speak on your music, like
what made you want to branch into that? You do
so many art forms, so why music, Like is it
do you just genuinely like singing and being in creating
or was it part of the comedy of it all?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Like? What? No, But comedy and music work well together.
They really do, know that SNL and whatnot. Yeah, but
the music. I always wanted to be a rock and
roll beauty queen. Oh I'm not truly a sight on
the scene. Yeah, kiss me deadly? Oh god, could you imagine?
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
And then just realizing that's not my path. I'm a
drug queen and drank queen's get pigeonholed. And but I
wanted to make fun music as well, and I'm doing it.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
And then I can write my own music. I write
my own lyrics, and then I have people.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
That I work with and they transpose it.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
And then there's John Mark. John Mark, I've been working
with him. We wrote a song to a comedy song.
Actually really hopefully we can release it soon. You listen,
John Mark? Great? Yeah, now that's called Daddy Daddy Issues
and it was from the Browns, a cute little medley,
Little Medley. It's an actual.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Song is it a ballad?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Like about kind of has a little europop feel to it.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
We have a good friend who created europop band with
her brother. They pretend to be from Liverpool, nice and
they put on characters and.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
It's their right Now it's like it's really I believe it.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
And it just and it was like comedy and music
went like this, but now it's like, oh, this isn't
even funny. This is just fucking good and I want
to dance to it and like go to their concerts
are incredible.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
The fun stuff. Kelly Mantles and I were in a
group together called the Rolls Voices for a minute, but
you can read about that in the you know, the
Wikipedia page. We also Kelly actually does want to push
the show that her and I will go on the
road with her show.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Touring the podcast live. Yeah, because you've been on most episodes.
You're on a lot of episodes of Kelly Mantle and
that's her goal. Yeah, that's why I'm on there.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Let it be known. We want to become billionaires.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Yeah, as you should.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
If you can't beat them, join them, even if it's
to their demise. I'll get myself one of those little
you know, jet airplanes. Yeah, yeah, around.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
One of the big yachts that they bridges for.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Do you see the best day of your life is
buying a boat. The worst day is having a boat. Yeah. Yeah,
I have heard that something to the effect of that, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
So you don't want to take a boat for your tour.
Looks at you a jet but if.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
It capsizes, Oh, I can't swim that long?
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
You laying out there in the water with the blisters
in the sun. Oh yeah, bake Hans.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Do you mess with the ocean? Do you like the ocean?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I love the water. Yeah. The ocean frightens me really, yeah,
it's the unknown, yes of it all.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
I love the ocean too. I think it's very healing.
But it does scare me too. I don't like. I
respect the animals in there, and I'm like, this is
your space, not mine. So if you bite me or something,
it's like, what can I do?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Sting ray, don't step on it.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Don't you do the sting ray shuffle?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
There you go, she knows what's the sting ray shuffle?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Yeah, it's where you shuffle your feet in the sand
like this, so it kind of tells them like, hey,
I'm walking here and they fluff, they fly out, so
you don't step on them.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
So, speaking of being out, you know, in the water
out there Probstown, Massachusetts, where I'll be this summer serving
June eighteenth, okay through September fourteenth.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Doing a residency there.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
In my residency, I do whatever year at the Red Rooms,
and we'll be releasing the new single Ethereal. Well. The
Ethereal is being actually released today this Sunday. It was Sunday, y'all.
She got drunk last night.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Told me all about it the day of the Lord.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Hey, you know it is the Sabbath, right it is?
Or is that Saturday? To Ethereal? I'll be doing that
promise towns. Okay, I got to promote my stuff. That's
here to do exactly. We're in Los Angeles.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Not enough of our guys to tell us about Ethereal, Like,
what was feeling?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
It's an emotion. Yeah, I think I'm falling and I
need to let you know. Yeah, I'm feeling so Ethereal.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Oh that's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
What was the inspiration Bulgarians? Okay, Bulgarians just as a
concept or as a people of Bulgarians. Yeah, they're the
most direct lovers I've ever had.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
A Bulgarian once said, I was Fresca.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Fresca, which I like the painting.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yeah, and I never like what it meant, but I
loved it, So I like Bulgarians too.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
See. There you go. We have something in common. Final doff,
how you say potato and Bulgarian.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Do you often see source inspiration from the people in
your life?
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Always. I think that's always been natural thing to you know?
Do that? Do you? I have muses? Yeah, I have muses.
Right now. I have Sammy, Sammy me, and then I
have Monica, Miss Monica going at for it one more time.
She's another muse. I've had hashtag gay Gibson. She was
the amputee. If you scroll down.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Yes, I feel like you've talked about her before.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Yeah, you've never seen it and I've never seen but
I heard you talk about her.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Okay, well watch, yeah, scroll down my Instagram Planet Tammy.
Go all the way down and you can see some
videos of her.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
We've done so she hasn't passed away. She croaked a
little while Okay, that's what I thought that she.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Croaked in twenty eighteen. In fact, I was in Melbourne,
Australia when she croaked.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Oh it's okay, got a good eye.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Sometimes it's true. She's doing fine. She doesn't believe in heaven,
and neither do I.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Yeah, she's yeah, she's somewhere.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Maybe, well she's probably she could if they already used
the body, but she sent her body for science.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Oh cool, that's great. That's incredible.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Body in a bag?
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Is that what you want to do?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
I want to do. I want to get waxed like.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
A wax figure.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
I want to because my body waxed. Okay, where they
wax your body and they leave you in a glass
container like Ivita? Yes, And everybody can walk by the
full you know the Fulton. They're on Myrtle Street in Fulton, Texas.
They can walk through and go see my body at
the Fulton, you know, lying down.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Or propped up, oh like snow white?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Like did I seem enraged when I responded like that?
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Avita Di already said it. Listen, listen, No.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
They're not vooted dolls. They're rag queens. And no they're
not racist because they're singing you know, give me a break.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
I really need to get my hands on some Rag Queen. Yes,
where can people question?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Oh yeah, well, you can't purchase them til I'm selling
them on exclusively on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Great, you're not doing it on any Bay.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
No, I don't sell them on e Bay. They sell
automatically on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
People even sign up on Instagram. Just you hear that meta,
just so they can do business with me. Do business
with me, Do business with me, say things in three.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Will you have the rag dolls at rag Queens rag Queen?
Sorry with a Z?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Oh, with a z?
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Will you have them on tour?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Like?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Will you be selling them at merch?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
I will start making them when I'm back in Provincetown,
Massachusetts at the end of the summer. We'll start again
on that, collecting them and then then start distributing to
Megan and I'll finish off the Long and Tall collection,
which I'm currently working on. Yes, I said Long and
Tall collection. They're wearing suspenders. Their pants might fall down
(29:53):
if they don't have them on. It's more of a
fashion statement.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Okay, it's not for utility.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
They're not active, they're just sort of their posed. Some
of them their arms moved some note. Oh they're soft sculptures. Yes,
each one is individually handcrafted. Would love using my previously
worn designer nylons for all yu Kinki cats and kittens
out there. And then I was thinking, down the street
is actually where I got some of the ideas where
the rag queens, because it used to be a store
called Sheen. Here all Melrose, we're all Melrows everybody if
(30:21):
you want to stalk us in space, But it was
a store down there called Sheen and the it was
a boutique, really cute, and I used to go there
and socialize and they're real welcoming to me in the
early two thousands when I first started my career out here,
because I used to pound the pavement make appearances and stuff. Yeah,
gotta do.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
It is not pretty quiet mm hm like la like
in general, it's got post pandemic. It's been a really
tough time for there to be like fun places to
wander in too. They're still there. There's still plenty of
businesses on Melros that are fun and cool.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Visit them. West Hollywood's changed so much too. Yeah, he said, well, okay,
you know who is the lingo you know wedj that's
t I Juana o c. Orange County, open the curtain.
They don't like that sometimes, God, that's a big boo.
One night.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
We have a game that we like to play on
this plot.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
It's it's not a.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Dangerous game, right, Yeah, it's a very safe.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
The most dangerous game. No one will be hunted for sport.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
And I think you, I think you're going to be
incredible at it.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Okay, So this game is called bail or nail in that.
We're gonna we're gonna rapid fire list a bunch of
events or social obligations, and you're gonna say bail in
that you wouldn't go to that or nail in that.
I'm absolutely there.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Mary, would you pool parties?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
What about pool parties? Would they're nice? I think people
should take take a shower before they get in the
in the pool instead of getting in there with their
dirty high knees and whatever else. I agreed. That's boy soup, boy,
boy soup. My god, So bail on parties, No, I said,
I like pool parties. Okay, you can get a little
floaty pool for all I care. Yeah, or one of
(32:02):
those little backyard pools. Yeah, how many friends would you
allow him too? Like a little floating pool? How many
you want to get in there? As long as they're
cleaned off. Pedicures pedicures say they're nice. Yeah, I've given
some pedicures.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Oh, you've given them.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
And most men are into foot fetishes anyways. Yeah, Jabi,
he has a foot fetish. That's why I was eating
my biotine.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
That's what I like to say, biotine.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Did you get it in a gummy? I like the gummies? Yeah,
I like the little sugarcoating on them.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Youre a man? Want you to have long toenails?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Oh? I have a man who has long toenails need
to be clipped. Scratch the back of your throat.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Yeah, you get a little scratched.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Oh that they said this scrap scratch their lips, well
yeah maybe if if it's too long. And never kiss.
Anybody who bites their fingernails get splinters.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Oh my god, we wouldn't kiss. I bite my fingernails.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
You're not a good aully. Some people never kiss, you know,
some relationships they never kiss.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Okay. Pet adoption fares.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Pet adoption fairs, good for them, you know, whatever it takes.
I don't like misbehaved animals, that's a fact, or misbehaved
children either. I became too much. It became it became
too much. I should say too much. The dog jumping
on the table while we're eating what they and then
(33:22):
I said, no, he cannot be on here. Don't you
touch my dog like that?
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Uh huh, okay.
Speaker 6 (33:28):
Wow, why are we bringing dogs into the A massive
golden retriever was at a restaurant yesterday and was knocking
things over, and I went, really, we have yeah, do
we have to have this massive golden retriever?
Speaker 4 (33:40):
No to animals, No to kids, that's the rule. No,
it never worked with children or animals.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Well, of course, then you don't want to be caught
me in a molest and an abuser th dogs never
asked for that? Or what is that? Other? That other one?
They do best reality? Oh yeah, let the dogs out.
And then there's the fetish where they like to lick
the cats lick on their dinglings. Oh yeah, and their
(34:05):
vaginas and ladies they were a little creamy.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
And then you put peanut butter.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Oh Lord, have mercy. No more of that, please, no more.
I can't believe I'm brought that up, so I was
actually just making it up. But it's true.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
See, I know fetishes, you do see that despite what
people are saying, you.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Know them, and people need to I think that it's
important to tell people to not do that, because otherwise
where does the knowledge go.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Well, what about Hugh Hefner up there, you know, making
that girl suck that little Doggies lollipop.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Yeah, he Huffner did that a lot. He was He like, yeah,
almost every like one often.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
I don't know why I said often. There's a lot
of things that are horrible on this and this planet.
And this is not a PG thirteen show. I should
hope it is hashtag not grooming. What's the next question?
Prison riot? I would never want to go to prison,
so nay, okay, I want them to get you know,
they get abused either way. I feel that for them.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Okay, Christmas Eve soiree, Oh, they're always fine.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
M hm. Those are always fun. Maybe open up a
bunch of gifts that night. Of so many gifts, it.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Feels like a classic occasion that there are very few
occasions where I'd want to wear a turtleneck too, But
I feel like a Christmas soire would be that it
feels appropriate.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
A book launch for a celebrity memoir those are always fun.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah, I've never.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Been to one, but it always seems like it would
be fun to see the person in person, and then
the pageantry of someone sitting behind a table with a
big stack of books, and so, have you written a
book yet?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
But we have stuff working.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Yeah, I was going to say you loved on.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
There'll be several books. There'll be a cookbook, there'll be
My Life and my Life and what is it? Just
was going to be polaroids, but I'm no longer going
to do that. It's a concept booked, you know, but
it's my life in instant photos. And I've been collecting
against a photos from people that like when they take
photos with me, Yeah, at a fanfare or something, you know.
I said, okay, we'll have one as well, keep it
(36:01):
as a memory for this inauspicious moment.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
And that'll be like a book that you can have
just a collection of all.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Of the photos. I even have one with celebrities. I
do have, like Tammy fay Baker, the famous photo of
me and her together. Wow, that was on The Surreal Life.
My first walk on in Hollywood, by the way, Yes, okay, next.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Question, a search party for a missing child.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Would I join one? Yeah, I don't know. Maybe as
long as there's not a land mine. Amen, you know,
I say, good luck. If there's a land mine, she
probably blew up. We just didn't hear it.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Yeah, everyone dispersed, try and find the pieces. He's the
least testifying in court.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Testifying in court. Well, you would have to good point.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
There's not a choice.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
There's no loophole there.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Okay. A tupperware party.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Tupperware's oxidizes, you know, and falls apart, and that's like
all the trolls that fall apart. But there is mushrooms
that can eat through that oxidized plastic. I don't see
why plastic isn't, you know, turned into you know, gasoline,
because it is also oil. It is, Yes, I don't
know why it's not turned back into gasoline.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Well, maybe it's the powers it be.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Oh, Coca Cola, come on, get these water bottles. Let's
get them out of there. We're raised on country sunshine,
happy with the simple things said. I dance a picture
show and I just love Dotty West. Cruse ships, cruise ships,
and that's a big nay, you know, but it's not
the Titanic days anymore. It's nineteen fifty. We're not going
to take an ocean liner and go across to this
(37:34):
one or that one. Now it's just kind of different.
And all the ship shipping and everything is really detrimental
to the environment. It knocks out whales. I mean, we
do have crater ships out there and all that other stuff.
They knock whales in the head as well. Oh, I
can ask you a question.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
I reached out to a few friends and I was like,
Tammy's coming, do you have anything that you want me
to ask her? And one friend had a question that
I thought really interesting. I wrote it down so I
wouldn't forget it. She wanted to know, I do you
do What do you like about modern show business today?
Speaker 1 (38:11):
And what are some things that you think should sort
of go away modern day show business?
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Yeah, because I feel like you're you're inspired by a
lot of classic films, and I think a lot of
that stuff's sort of kind of gone by the wayside,
and I'm just curious about what things you're like bring
that back.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Well. I think it's important to have a discipline in
the business. I think that things. Like you said, you
decorate your sets and everything. I think that's an aesthetic
is very important. I don't think there's much aesthetic to
anybody now a lot. Yeah style has gone out. Yes,
style an aesthetic is completely gone. But you just got
to be able to go with the flow. That's what
(38:50):
you do. I mean, it is show business and you
have to think those people were pioneers, so you just
have to be a pioneer yourself and created that. It
hasn't been around that long cinema anyway, but I do
think it should be more in the theatrics and more,
you know, an act. It's an act, and it's should
be stylized, you know. That's one thing. And then you know,
(39:12):
I would work for the American Mob as an entertainer
any day because they'll take care of you. Yeah, they're
going to make sure your rooms are full because you're
going to be selling those cocktails for them. Baby. They're
gonna put you in a sweet and take care of
everybody around you, and the food's gonna be so good. Oh,
and you're gonna be protected. I love it. I would
love a big fur coat from the Mob. Yeah, big,
(39:38):
a big fur coat. And then they say it's a
packed house out there, and then they put a necklace
around your neck. Keep doing what you're doing, KidLit diamonds.
Oh a nice. Well, now they probably invested in the
diamond making business, so they probably have one of those.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Grown. I think this is a fantast How do we
get you involved? How do we get you how do
we get the American mob booking for you? We need
this now, I think.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
More than ever, because Elon Musk is around. Maybe we
can have them clobber him.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Yes, right.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
About Margie Taylor Green. You know, I talked about her
the day and I'll keep talking about her all the
time because it's fair to talk about someone who talks
about others exactly, clip that, clip it. We also have
some listener mail real quick.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Yeah, we're people right into write in me.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yeah, no, I'm good with that. I'm just not a counselor,
but I do help people out. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
I feel like you've helped people out right in your past.
You volunteer, and you alway work with children.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
And the big one hit exact COVID.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Okay, my fiance's sister told us she couldn't come to
our gay wedding anymore. Because out of nowhere, she now
believes that marriage should be between a man and a woman.
How should we get back at her? Should we just
cut her out of our lives? No one else in
my fiance's family is homophobic. What should we do?
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Well? You see in the Navajo, which their real name
is Dnae. In the dne creation story, the men went
on one side and the women went on the other.
But the two spirit person, if we can call it, that,
a queer person that brought the try it to hold
the men and the women and says, look, you're our
tribe's not going to carry on if you don't get
back together. So then not to lay is what they
(41:27):
call them. Got the group back together. So in the
creation story of the straight people, there's queers. Wow, so
do your real American history. M hmm, okay, what's what's
her name? Don't even tell me their name. We don't
want them to come for you because I have queer power.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
And get your little gay gay flags and twirl them
all over and hand them out, and little tranny flag,
the transsexual flag. And I like the new flag, by
the way, has all the colors in one. It's a
lot better than that goddamn rainbow makes me sick. Not
that I have a problem with the Wizard of Oz
or anything, no, but.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
It's yeah, I's and.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Target took a hold of it.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Oh and Target, you know what they're doing these days.
She's probably real happy that they're not selling gay stuff
at Target anymore.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Yeah, they just stop that.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
But they're bombing. They're not doing well, which is great.
Everybody's boycotting them because they're getting rid of the what
is it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
In regard to your your family though, who uh the
family that you say is not homophobic, so it kind
of feels like it came out of nowhere. I would say,
maybe this is an opportunity for them to step up
for you and kind of correct this person. I don't
think it's your job to if they're as not homophobic
as they claim to be. I think that they can
(42:41):
either have this person fall in line or just, I
don't know, let her keep it pushing.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
But I'm sorry that happened. That sucks. It's unfair.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Yeah, I would cut I would cut that sibling out.
That's horrible. No, I don't think that's forgivable.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Thank you for writing, though, we appreciate it. Yeah, congratulations
on your wedding. Yeah, ending nuptials in your big gay wedding.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
I hope it's incredible. We're actually going to be sending
some money.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
You're right, we'll send we'll send you, will send you
a thousands of thousand, thousands of one, thousands of dollars,
thousands of dollars?
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Yea, why not a billion?
Speaker 2 (43:14):
You're right, Yeah, you're right, You're all right, we'll send
you a billion cash.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
We're hoarding wealth. We shouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
As evidence by this, this is very expensive.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
You're a hoarder backdrop of wealth. Nothing else.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Everything was dreamed up, just money.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
Live it well, Tammy, this has been incredible having you here.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
We're so thrilled.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
It's an honor.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
It's an honor to have you here. It is. Don't giggle.
I was having this what do they call them unwanted thoughts?
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Was the intrusive thought? Tell us your intrusive thought?
Speaker 1 (43:43):
I said, unwanted? Oh you said you're right, and you
know what, You're right exactly what I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
What was the unwanted thought?
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Though Well? I could say, yeah, it was really lovely
being here.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
Oh it was lovely having you ing
Speaker 3 (44:02):
Son's a proud
I always wanted to be a rock and roll beauty queen.
(00:01):
Oh my, not truly a sight on the scene.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah, kiss me Dudley.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Oh god, could you imagine?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hi, guys, Hi, welcome back to Kyle has something in
his eye.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Welcome back to cancel your plan.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
We're so happy to be back here again.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah. What a big week. We had our live show
this We had a huge week.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, we had our very successful live show on Tuesday,
sold out, crowd around the.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Block, crowd around the block. Nick Kroll was fantastic.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah, he was insanely good. And he was I think
our first guest who was like, no, I love socializing
no matter what, and I will always be on He
like didn't really have like any problems with it. It
was great and it was incredible, and yeah, it couldn't
have gone better.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, it was a lovely time. And thank you to
everyone who came.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Out that was It was really cool, very you knows
so many friends that audience.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Shout out to Lucy Lee Harford for.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
The audience participation.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Participated from the audience. It was so funny. We had
no idea she was going to do it. It was
a totally improvised bit yeah, the episode should be up
by now, so we'll you'll have seen it, and she's
just she's just a star.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
There's context to it. But it went so well and
it was so amazing for everyone to come out, and
we're excited to like have more experiences like that with
hot because it really meant.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
A lot to us.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It felt great. It's it's so different from doing it.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
In in the isolation of it, and yes, it was
almost like at first it was almost too much for
me to take.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, yeah, I was like the Yeah, there were.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Beta blockers involved, but you feel the waves of energy
there and then you go, then let me just sit down.
And usually if there's like a count or something, I'm like, well,
I'm doing a show, like I.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Can we had to do.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
We had to for like thirty minutes and like hold
a microphone and just talk and sit and be in
the moment. But the biggest compliment I got this week
was that so many of my friends go. They kept
wanting to go, and they wanted to add to the
conversation because it felt so organic and they felt like
they were in their car listening to a podcast where
you like start talking to the podcast like you're in
(02:16):
the conversation with them. Oh my god, that's exactly what
it should be.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Yeah, it's my If my life is about anything, it's
making people want to talk to me.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Want to add to the thing that I did have
a friend who got like so high that he said
that he shouldn't have gotten high before the show because
he wanted to laugh. He wanted to like he loved
every part of it, but he couldn't make like he
couldn't form thoughts to be like that's that's funny. But
he just was like locked in. But everyone else was like,
(02:49):
oh my god. No, I was a part of the conversation.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
That's great, that's great. And yeah, it was such a
such a fun night. And I feel like the rest
of the week, I've been coming down from that in
like a really interesting way. And I still had like
a few other shows throughout the week, and my my
demeanor was so strange. I felt as if my nerves
(03:13):
were shot. Yeah, I couldn't really take on anything else.
So I felt just so spookily subdued. Yeah, but it
was actually kind of nice.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I had the mindset of, like, nothing else can hurt
me this week.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, you can't kill me.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, we did it. We did the impossible.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Did you cancel on anything this week?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
No, I have like a reverse cancel story. So a
new friend came to see our live show on Tuesday,
and before the live show, her and I had previous
plans to get brunch on Saturday, the Saturday after the show,
and after she sees the show, she texts me and goes, girl, like,
you're going to cancel, Like we're not getting brunch, like
just kind of doing like a whole bit after seeing
(03:55):
our live show, because she had never listened to the
pod or seen the show, and like, no, I'm actually
not going to cancel. And she's like, yeah you are,
Yeah you are. And she thought it was like she
almost thought it was like sweet that I would cancel
on her because now she's like, oh I can be
a part of that Oh.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, okay culture. Now she's part of the art.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
She wanted to be part of the art. She was like,
I'm willing to sacrifice never having a plan with you
to say Mary canceled. But I was like, no, I
actually really want to go. Let's hang out. And I
showed up and she even to the moment we met
up in front of the restaurant. She was like, I
can't believe you're here.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
So how do you feel about that? It now becoming
sort of.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Like I was like, sucks, we've really painted ourselves into
a corner.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, Like she was obviously doing a bit, but I
think a part of her was like, Mary's going to.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Cancel, Yeah, but I didn't.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
What did you cancel on this week?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Well, I canceled on.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I canceled on sending a kind of intense email.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
This is a recurring phenomena that I think I've benefited from,
where you know, someone pulls, someone pulls a stunt in
terms of, like I don't know, doing something that's like
a kind of that I don't like, or I feel
like they've wronged me or disrespected me in some specific way,
be it personally or professionally. And I then start feverishly
(05:17):
writing and like an email response. And then I've now
started resting on it for twenty four hours, and then
I go back and I edit it, and I start
kind of taking out more and more chunks until the
email either completely disappears or withers away to one sentence,
but which I think is very powerful.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
It is I think therapists like suggest writing like a
letter to your sex or something to like get out emotions.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
And I think ultimately like I scratch the itch of
saying what I feel and what I want to get out.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
And then but.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Also it's not just in the sense of I like,
I want to take the path at least resistance. I
also am a little petty in the sense that I
then land on a place where I go, oh, it's
actually not up to It's not on me to correct
you on this or call you out on this unprofessional behavior.
I'm gonna let you keep doing this. Yeah, let them
(06:11):
go back, No, go on, go on, because people will
see and hear about how you are, and the truth
always comes out. It's not really unless it's someone that
I actually give a shit about, it's not on me
to correct them on It's a sort.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Of emotional energy to spend correcting people, you know. And
I think there's you also could say that the angry
thing in much less angry words, you know, like you
can get.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
That thought across exactly.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Do you ever when you sent when you write these emails,
do you put this the address in the top two
like the sender see that was accident? Send it because
god forbid, you're like you'd have like a butt dial situation.
I usually send you the email.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I usually do it in the notes set, but I
was already like it came in. It came in in
quick and hot, where I was like, I was already
in the email thread with them when they send something
like crazy and I was and I went, well.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Okay, this makes sense. It was a reply.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Yeah, yeah, it was a reply to a thing. But
ultimately I decided against it. And I think that like,
sometimes I have the time to uh, to really get
in there, but other times it's just sort of like,
do you I don't know, be it someone who is
also a a comedian or entertainer or if they whether
(07:32):
they work at like a bakery or you know, poorly
manage a comedy theater. It's fine, It's not like, in fact,
I would way rather watch you do a bad continue
to do a bad job, and sleep soundly knowing that.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I don't have to engage with you anymore.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Yeah, so that's sort of what I canceled on this week,
where I went, well, I love our best of.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Luck with that.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Our cancelations are kind of like meta, like.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I've just been too tired to actually cancel on like
any real things I have.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I haven't really made a ton of plans outside of
our live show because it was so intense and they
had to really like be there.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
But there's light at the end of the tunnel. Now
I feel like I'm home free for the summer. And baby,
I'm gonna be canceling on lots of stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah, well, we got a great motorcycle.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
We have a great show today. Tammy Brown is here,
very excited and stick around. Thanks for coming back. Yeah,
today's guest is an artist and entertainer whose contributions to
culture cannot be encapsulated in a mere podcast intro. You've
seen her on TV, in the pictures, in the magazines,
(08:45):
and on stage all around the world. And now she's
here today. And let me tell you something. Those aren't
ice cream cones in that bag, and they aren't melted.
Now march upstairs and go to bed, because she paid for.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Your denim jeans.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Please welcome to cancel your plans.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Tammy Brown. Whoa Tammy. Thank you so much for Jimmy,
thank you, thank you for having me.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
This is incredible.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
We're thrilled or excited, and thank you for not canceling
on being here?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Who would cancel? A lot of people? A lot of people.
They're patheticat well, people are just pathetic. I mean people
ship in their food and eat it. That's the climate
these days. Yeah, or should I say escrement?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah? I think I like shit.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Because it deficate they in their plate.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah, defecating their plate.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Anything for a view really? Really? Yeah? Why not?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Have you seen those muck bang videos? Those are the
videos where people sit down in front of a camera
and eat too much food and they'll have like a
huge mountain of I don't know, noodles or something and
they'll just it's like full face of makeup and they'll
have like acrylic nails or something and they'll do like.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
You can hear them.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
So if you don't have a yeah, yeah, yeah, as
it's an asthmir.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
It's an asthmir.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
So this show is called Cancel Your Plans, And we
started this because because the two of us have a
tendency to cancel on social obligations because we're kind of homebodies.
Do you relate to that at all or are you
someone who says yes to social isn't.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
That called a goorophobic.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Perhaps, Yeah, I would say I veer on a goorophobia
in another life. Sure, I'm not quite. I'm on zoloft,
thank god. But in another life things could, those scales
could tip and I could just say I'm not leaving.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I say you should get out there and do things. Yeah,
you know problem sitting at home just receiving your Amazon
packages is one thing.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I do prefer eBay though.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah, Hebay is great.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
You defend so many good things.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Hebay pisses me off sometimes. I don't think it's that
user friendly. I think they could make it easier on us.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Well, I don't have a problem with what I buy.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah, maybe it's Maybe it's the people. Maybe it's the sellers.
I'm interested in the glitch in your system. Yeah, they
could be.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
And if y'all want to get out of your house
and carry around a little gay flags, pray them about it.
I think it's very important to do that. Yeah, visibility
is very important these days. I know you're probably an ally.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Oh very much.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I can't tell.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yeah, you could look me in the eye and she's safe.
So you you do enjoy going out.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I'll tell you. What I'm afraid of is being shot
down at any time.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Yes, No, that is very real fear.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
No one's going to do anything about it. Yeah, but
that's very real. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
That's led to me not wanting to go to like
movie theater. Sometimes I'm like, oh my god, it could.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Happen on a freeway, honey. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
The other day.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
The other day a friend told me that they saw
a road rage incident where someone had a bat in
their trunk and just took the bat out and was
gonna like smash the guy's car.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
He reminds you of that horror film, you know, with
all of them, what is this one Stephen King silver bullet?
Oh I got that bat? Yes, and the werewolf takes.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
The bat Stephen King? Do you like Stephen King?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
But I love it.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I My parents have a house in Maine that's like
an hour from where he has his house, and it
has his gate, has like bats and like like like
like I'm gargoyles like Tim Burton. His home looks like
a Tim Burton like film. Isn't that cool?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
I've always wanted to have a sprawling, spooky estate. Yeah,
like a big the idea of having a speaking of
Tim Burton, the you ever see Batman returns, like the
like the miniatures that they use for like these big
it's I talk about it too much, but they have
these really intricate miniatures of these homes. But as as
(12:35):
a kid, I was like, I thought they were real.
So I was just disappointed to see that people don't
live in places like that. But I feel like it's
a personal mission to have a really spooky gate I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Spooky well, and Stephen King earned that right.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Would you ever do something like that?
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Would you ever craft a I don't know, an experience
that's leading up to your home.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I think my home is an experience.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Oh yeah, Oh tell you about it?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
What's it like that? My heart? Ah?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
So it goes wherever you are.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
You better believe it no matter you go, where you
go nowhere, Yeah, there you are on this Highway of fire.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Amen.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Because that's my gasoline, right, yeah, because that's my gasoline.
Because that's my gasoline. Yeah, sort of like Mad Max
speaking of and gasoline and rocket ships and all that stuff.
Elon Musk. I'm insulted though, for and you like Batman
and all this, well, my favorite is, you know, Jack
Nicholson is the joker now that's an insult him using
They've been using a lot of those images of Jack Nicholson.
(13:36):
The joker of Jack Nicholson is you know for Elon
Musk with given the money out and all that stuff. Yes,
I'm like, what an insult to the to the product?
Leave him out there?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yeah? That was an art piece? And why are we?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah? And how does Jack Nicholson feel?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Probably not good?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Where he's coming on our pod?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Is he?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
And yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Oh you're so lucky.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
I know.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I'll sit in the corner and watch.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Yeah, I want to be I want to be in
a jacuzzie with jacknickls. Do you ever see the pictures
of him with like a sandwich in the ocean. No,
he's just hanging out a witch like acially like a
big HOGI but he just seems like he's really enjoying
his retirement.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I'm sure these pictures are now like fifteen twenty years old,
but he's just hanging out. He's my favorite. He's so great.
He was recently at the SNL fifty anniversary. Oh yeah,
that looks like a good time.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
What event would you want to go with Jack Nicholson?
What would you be your ideal hang with him.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I would just have a conversation, just to sit and talk.
That's all conversation about the business and conversation, Oh you
know something like that. I really he's my favorite.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Actually, yeah, Like he is pretty wonderful.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
The way he gets into it and his interpretation of
The Joker, that was everything for me. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Is that your favorite movie he's been.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
In or not? My favorite movie he's been in, But
it's just his I just like The Joker and his
character of the queerness of it is so much fun perfect. Yeah,
this town needs an enema. That's right. That reveal of him.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Really, I had nightmares about it as a kid because
it's such a slow pull into him stepping out. He's
stepping out of like the darkness and the prosthetics in
the face, and it just it ruined my night But
now I love it so much. It's just he's so
good in it. He's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
What's the Batman?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Where Ivy poison?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Ivy Thurmon and who filmed that one? Joel Schumacher. That's right,
and they say he ruined Batman, But I have met
that queer. He's deceased now croaked because of the campiness.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
He dared to make it fun. It was just a
new version of the six Ivy.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Is in my brain, burned in my brain forever. It's like,
what's the sexiest possible situation?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
So good? So it didn't ruin it for you.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
No, it was to me it was like as a kid,
it was like, well, attest thing. But I remember she
was like had the like leaves growing out of.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
The What do you think about people that they think
that the penguin was the hottest thing.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I think if that's their thing, then that's you.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Know, that's fishy fingers and little like Joel Schumacher. What
was ChIL Schumacher like? He was very nice. Yeah, it's
for MTV going out to vote or something like that.
And they said, Tam, you have the best non sequitors.
Even then you see pre drag Race.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
You still have the best non sequitors.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Always have. Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
And so.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
There you have it? There you have it, The Lost Boys,
the Vampires. Yeah, so good.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Alex Winter's jacket in that movie. I think about that
jacket a lot.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
For Sutherland. I used to have a crush on him.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
He had that whole scandal with Julia roberts.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Well they were living together, weren't they. Yeah, they like
practically married, weren't they?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
They were supposed to? But then did she run away?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Would love it? Just kidding in fact, but I'd be
like loud love it. I love loulove it. If I
had a pony, I'd ride. I'm out on the ocean,
upon my pony, upon my boat and the lights of
La County. What a brilliant song.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
That's beautiful. It's making me emotional, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Did you sit at the kitchen table and cry? Good
for you. It's good to have a cry, it is.
I've had cries on planes.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
I cry on planes. Yeah, I cry on planes.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
The movie could be mildly emotional, and I will just
lose it. What is it?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
It's so picture this. As you're flying down to Mexico
to Guadalajara nineteen ninety two, there was a boy down
the street. He looked like he was Sutherland, so I
would hang out with him. Do you make it about that? No? Okay,
good picture that. That's all I wanted to say. That beautiful.
So y'all are fans of the Browns, I take it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I love the Brons.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Yeah, yeah, A big fan of the Browns. I mean,
the big fan of your appearances on the Kelly Mantle Show.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Oh yeah, y no, we're.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Very much so wanting Kelly. I often listened to the
Kelly Mantles Show like before we come in because it
gives it relaxes me and makes me feel like you
can have a conversation slowly and methodically and it's still well.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
We have those kind of voices her and I y, yes, as.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
You've got as you've got voices for asmir.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, put a chow feur to sleepy sleepy. Once on
the freeway you went off. We we're in traffic though,
thank god it She really takes you on a journey.
The show itself is really just yeah, Kelly Mantles, Yeah, Kelly,
Kelly's Mantles, she met you. Even like the sound bath
of it too.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
I'll be sitting there doing dishes and she'll be and
she'll be really really you know, monologuing, and then.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
The the the.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Sound bowl will go off and I'll go again into
my trance of.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Yeah, it's hypnotic.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
It's hypnotic.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
And I love the purple, like purple is my favorite color.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Okay, you liked that dinosaur Barney.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Oh, I did love. He came to my fourth birthday.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Good for you, did you? It sounds like you have
an opinion about Barnie.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah, let's hear you know.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
I'm not going to say anything mean about anything I
just did to you.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
That's enough, that's true that you know. Have you met Barney?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I have to like everything. I've met Santa Claus once
or twice. Have you? No, you never went to meet
Santa Claus.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
No, I did. I did, but I I it wasn't Santa.
I know it wasn't him.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
You were suspicious of Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
I just it wasn't him. But I love that you
have met.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
It was an impostor. Yeah, well there you have it.
There you have it. Do you think those are imposts
at every mall across the globe?
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Yeah? How could he get you?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
You're foolish.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
How could he get to every single mall?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Because he's magic, true, but there's impostors out there. Yeah,
they have those strap beards. They call them the helpers, helpers,
they call them the help And you could never know
if that could be a gobble ganger.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
A gobbleganger. You know the scene in a Christmas story
where they meet Santa. Do you know what I'm saying.
It's like really scary and he's like, you're gonna shoot
your eye out? Do you remember that? You know what
I'm talking about?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Of course yes, that to me is scar like that
is why what meaning Santa impostor is? I don't like that?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah, it's okay. Or about Santa he got caught in
the chimney and then they found him weeks later. Gremlins, oh,
or the Santa Street Killer.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
I love a spooky Catholic Christmas. There's something about the
pageantry of Maybe it's again with the gargoyles and sort
of the haunted cathedral of it all. But I love
I love the candles, I love the stained glass. I
love a cold winter's.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Night hot, something about that holding a lantern. How do
you feel about, Well, you won't be going to Australia
for Christmas like that? It's hot.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
I know it's summertime there, Christmas is in summertime. I
don't like that.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
You don't like that?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
It just throws me off. I'm like, what do you mean.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
They have not for you to like? You don't live there.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Don't judge them, I really I judge them.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
I judge them.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Well, you know, Australia is my biggest market, my favorite market, really, yes,
do you go?
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Do you do tours there?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
A lot? And all over to Wow times already more
campaign to go again?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
And I want all the songs to pop off there. Yeah,
get some bangers Liken, tour them all over all the
big cities. Yeah, Sydney, Brisbane, Perth, Melbourne, Melbourne, I love Melbourne.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
That's my favorite. Really, yes it is. I've never been
to Australia. I'm not a great flyer, so I would
really have to, Like I want to go.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I just cry the whole way there, that's true. And
I actually really hours the tears.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Is it fifteen hours from LA.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
It can be yeah, yeah, a long fight. Do you
listen to my music? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:03):
I've seen you live before. I saw you at Mickey's
when I first moved here, okay, and it was such
a fun time.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Thank you. Yeah, just Mickey's. You haven't come to one
of the concerts. I haven't come to any of the concerts,
having one May sixteenth. Actually, where is it that's going
to be out in the valley?
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Okay, Well, come.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
In the valley North Hollywood. Actually Cobra Club, Cobra cub Cora.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Okay, that's incredible. Can you speak on your music, like
what made you want to branch into that? You do
so many art forms, so why music, Like is it
do you just genuinely like singing and being in creating
or was it part of the comedy of it all?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Like? What? No, But comedy and music work well together.
They really do, know that SNL and whatnot. Yeah, but
the music. I always wanted to be a rock and
roll beauty queen. Oh I'm not truly a sight on
the scene. Yeah, kiss me deadly? Oh god, could you imagine?
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
And then just realizing that's not my path. I'm a
drug queen and drank queen's get pigeonholed. And but I
wanted to make fun music as well, and I'm doing it.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
And then I can write my own music. I write
my own lyrics, and then I have people.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
That I work with and they transpose it.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
And then there's John Mark. John Mark, I've been working
with him. We wrote a song to a comedy song.
Actually really hopefully we can release it soon. You listen,
John Mark? Great? Yeah, now that's called Daddy Daddy Issues
and it was from the Browns, a cute little medley,
Little Medley. It's an actual.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Song is it a ballad?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Like about kind of has a little europop feel to it.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
We have a good friend who created europop band with
her brother. They pretend to be from Liverpool, nice and
they put on characters and.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
It's their right Now it's like it's really I believe it.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
And it just and it was like comedy and music
went like this, but now it's like, oh, this isn't
even funny. This is just fucking good and I want
to dance to it and like go to their concerts
are incredible.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
The fun stuff. Kelly Mantles and I were in a
group together called the Rolls Voices for a minute, but
you can read about that in the you know, the
Wikipedia page. We also Kelly actually does want to push
the show that her and I will go on the
road with her show.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Touring the podcast live. Yeah, because you've been on most episodes.
You're on a lot of episodes of Kelly Mantle and
that's her goal. Yeah, that's why I'm on there.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Let it be known. We want to become billionaires.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Yeah, as you should.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
If you can't beat them, join them, even if it's
to their demise. I'll get myself one of those little
you know, jet airplanes. Yeah, yeah, around.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
One of the big yachts that they bridges for.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Do you see the best day of your life is
buying a boat. The worst day is having a boat. Yeah. Yeah,
I have heard that something to the effect of that, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
So you don't want to take a boat for your tour.
Looks at you a jet but if.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
It capsizes, Oh, I can't swim that long?
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
You laying out there in the water with the blisters
in the sun. Oh yeah, bake Hans.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Do you mess with the ocean? Do you like the ocean?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I love the water. Yeah. The ocean frightens me really, yeah,
it's the unknown, yes of it all.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
I love the ocean too. I think it's very healing.
But it does scare me too. I don't like. I
respect the animals in there, and I'm like, this is
your space, not mine. So if you bite me or something,
it's like, what can I do?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Sting ray, don't step on it.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Don't you do the sting ray shuffle?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
There you go, she knows what's the sting ray shuffle?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Yeah, it's where you shuffle your feet in the sand
like this, so it kind of tells them like, hey,
I'm walking here and they fluff, they fly out, so
you don't step on them.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
So, speaking of being out, you know, in the water
out there Probstown, Massachusetts, where I'll be this summer serving
June eighteenth, okay through September fourteenth.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Doing a residency there.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
In my residency, I do whatever year at the Red Rooms,
and we'll be releasing the new single Ethereal. Well. The
Ethereal is being actually released today this Sunday. It was Sunday, y'all.
She got drunk last night.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Told me all about it the day of the Lord.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Hey, you know it is the Sabbath, right it is?
Or is that Saturday? To Ethereal? I'll be doing that
promise towns. Okay, I got to promote my stuff. That's
here to do exactly. We're in Los Angeles.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Not enough of our guys to tell us about Ethereal, Like,
what was feeling?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
It's an emotion. Yeah, I think I'm falling and I
need to let you know. Yeah, I'm feeling so Ethereal.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Oh that's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
What was the inspiration Bulgarians? Okay, Bulgarians just as a
concept or as a people of Bulgarians. Yeah, they're the
most direct lovers I've ever had.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
A Bulgarian once said, I was Fresca.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Fresca, which I like the painting.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yeah, and I never like what it meant, but I
loved it, So I like Bulgarians too.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
See. There you go. We have something in common. Final doff,
how you say potato and Bulgarian.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Do you often see source inspiration from the people in
your life?
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Always. I think that's always been natural thing to you know?
Do that? Do you? I have muses? Yeah, I have muses.
Right now. I have Sammy, Sammy me, and then I
have Monica, Miss Monica going at for it one more time.
She's another muse. I've had hashtag gay Gibson. She was
the amputee. If you scroll down.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Yes, I feel like you've talked about her before.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Yeah, you've never seen it and I've never seen but
I heard you talk about her.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Okay, well watch, yeah, scroll down my Instagram Planet Tammy.
Go all the way down and you can see some
videos of her.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
We've done so she hasn't passed away. She croaked a
little while Okay, that's what I thought that she.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Croaked in twenty eighteen. In fact, I was in Melbourne,
Australia when she croaked.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Oh it's okay, got a good eye.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Sometimes it's true. She's doing fine. She doesn't believe in heaven,
and neither do I.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Yeah, she's yeah, she's somewhere.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Maybe, well she's probably she could if they already used
the body, but she sent her body for science.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Oh cool, that's great. That's incredible.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Body in a bag?
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Is that what you want to do?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
I want to do. I want to get waxed like.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
A wax figure.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
I want to because my body waxed. Okay, where they
wax your body and they leave you in a glass
container like Ivita? Yes, And everybody can walk by the
full you know the Fulton. They're on Myrtle Street in Fulton, Texas.
They can walk through and go see my body at
the Fulton, you know, lying down.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Or propped up, oh like snow white?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Like did I seem enraged when I responded like that?
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Avita Di already said it. Listen, listen, No.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
They're not vooted dolls. They're rag queens. And no they're
not racist because they're singing you know, give me a break.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
I really need to get my hands on some Rag Queen. Yes,
where can people question?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Oh yeah, well, you can't purchase them til I'm selling
them on exclusively on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Great, you're not doing it on any Bay.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
No, I don't sell them on e Bay. They sell
automatically on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
People even sign up on Instagram. Just you hear that meta,
just so they can do business with me. Do business
with me, Do business with me, say things in three.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Will you have the rag dolls at rag Queens rag Queen?
Sorry with a Z?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Oh, with a z?
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Will you have them on tour?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Like?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Will you be selling them at merch?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
I will start making them when I'm back in Provincetown,
Massachusetts at the end of the summer. We'll start again
on that, collecting them and then then start distributing to
Megan and I'll finish off the Long and Tall collection,
which I'm currently working on. Yes, I said Long and
Tall collection. They're wearing suspenders. Their pants might fall down
(29:53):
if they don't have them on. It's more of a
fashion statement.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Okay, it's not for utility.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
They're not active, they're just sort of their posed. Some
of them their arms moved some note. Oh they're soft sculptures. Yes,
each one is individually handcrafted. Would love using my previously
worn designer nylons for all yu Kinki cats and kittens
out there. And then I was thinking, down the street
is actually where I got some of the ideas where
the rag queens, because it used to be a store
called Sheen. Here all Melrose, we're all Melrows everybody if
(30:21):
you want to stalk us in space, But it was
a store down there called Sheen and the it was
a boutique, really cute, and I used to go there
and socialize and they're real welcoming to me in the
early two thousands when I first started my career out here,
because I used to pound the pavement make appearances and stuff. Yeah,
gotta do.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
It is not pretty quiet mm hm like la like
in general, it's got post pandemic. It's been a really
tough time for there to be like fun places to
wander in too. They're still there. There's still plenty of
businesses on Melros that are fun and cool.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Visit them. West Hollywood's changed so much too. Yeah, he said, well, okay,
you know who is the lingo you know wedj that's
t I Juana o c. Orange County, open the curtain.
They don't like that sometimes, God, that's a big boo.
One night.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
We have a game that we like to play on
this plot.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
It's it's not a.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Dangerous game, right, Yeah, it's a very safe.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
The most dangerous game. No one will be hunted for sport.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
And I think you, I think you're going to be
incredible at it.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Okay, So this game is called bail or nail in that.
We're gonna we're gonna rapid fire list a bunch of
events or social obligations, and you're gonna say bail in
that you wouldn't go to that or nail in that.
I'm absolutely there.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Mary, would you pool parties?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
What about pool parties? Would they're nice? I think people
should take take a shower before they get in the
in the pool instead of getting in there with their
dirty high knees and whatever else. I agreed. That's boy soup, boy,
boy soup. My god, So bail on parties, No, I said,
I like pool parties. Okay, you can get a little
floaty pool for all I care. Yeah, or one of
(32:02):
those little backyard pools. Yeah, how many friends would you
allow him too? Like a little floating pool? How many
you want to get in there? As long as they're
cleaned off. Pedicures pedicures say they're nice. Yeah, I've given
some pedicures.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Oh, you've given them.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
And most men are into foot fetishes anyways. Yeah, Jabi,
he has a foot fetish. That's why I was eating
my biotine.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
That's what I like to say, biotine.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Did you get it in a gummy? I like the gummies? Yeah,
I like the little sugarcoating on them.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Youre a man? Want you to have long toenails?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Oh? I have a man who has long toenails need
to be clipped. Scratch the back of your throat.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Yeah, you get a little scratched.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Oh that they said this scrap scratch their lips, well
yeah maybe if if it's too long. And never kiss.
Anybody who bites their fingernails get splinters.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Oh my god, we wouldn't kiss. I bite my fingernails.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
You're not a good aully. Some people never kiss, you know,
some relationships they never kiss.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Okay. Pet adoption fares.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Pet adoption fairs, good for them, you know, whatever it takes.
I don't like misbehaved animals, that's a fact, or misbehaved
children either. I became too much. It became it became
too much. I should say too much. The dog jumping
on the table while we're eating what they and then
(33:22):
I said, no, he cannot be on here. Don't you
touch my dog like that?
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Uh huh, okay.
Speaker 6 (33:28):
Wow, why are we bringing dogs into the A massive
golden retriever was at a restaurant yesterday and was knocking
things over, and I went, really, we have yeah, do
we have to have this massive golden retriever?
Speaker 4 (33:40):
No to animals, No to kids, that's the rule. No,
it never worked with children or animals.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Well, of course, then you don't want to be caught
me in a molest and an abuser th dogs never
asked for that? Or what is that? Other? That other one?
They do best reality? Oh yeah, let the dogs out.
And then there's the fetish where they like to lick
the cats lick on their dinglings. Oh yeah, and their
(34:05):
vaginas and ladies they were a little creamy.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
And then you put peanut butter.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Oh Lord, have mercy. No more of that, please, no more.
I can't believe I'm brought that up, so I was
actually just making it up. But it's true.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
See, I know fetishes, you do see that despite what
people are saying, you.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Know them, and people need to I think that it's
important to tell people to not do that, because otherwise
where does the knowledge go.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Well, what about Hugh Hefner up there, you know, making
that girl suck that little Doggies lollipop.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Yeah, he Huffner did that a lot. He was He like, yeah,
almost every like one often.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
I don't know why I said often. There's a lot
of things that are horrible on this and this planet.
And this is not a PG thirteen show. I should
hope it is hashtag not grooming. What's the next question?
Prison riot? I would never want to go to prison,
so nay, okay, I want them to get you know,
they get abused either way. I feel that for them.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Okay, Christmas Eve soiree, Oh, they're always fine.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
M hm. Those are always fun. Maybe open up a
bunch of gifts that night. Of so many gifts, it.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Feels like a classic occasion that there are very few
occasions where I'd want to wear a turtleneck too, But
I feel like a Christmas soire would be that it
feels appropriate.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
A book launch for a celebrity memoir those are always fun.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah, I've never.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Been to one, but it always seems like it would
be fun to see the person in person, and then
the pageantry of someone sitting behind a table with a
big stack of books, and so, have you written a
book yet?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
But we have stuff working.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Yeah, I was going to say you loved on.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
There'll be several books. There'll be a cookbook, there'll be
My Life and my Life and what is it? Just
was going to be polaroids, but I'm no longer going
to do that. It's a concept booked, you know, but
it's my life in instant photos. And I've been collecting
against a photos from people that like when they take
photos with me, Yeah, at a fanfare or something, you know.
I said, okay, we'll have one as well, keep it
(36:01):
as a memory for this inauspicious moment.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
And that'll be like a book that you can have
just a collection of all.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Of the photos. I even have one with celebrities. I
do have, like Tammy fay Baker, the famous photo of
me and her together. Wow, that was on The Surreal Life.
My first walk on in Hollywood, by the way, Yes, okay, next.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Question, a search party for a missing child.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Would I join one? Yeah, I don't know. Maybe as
long as there's not a land mine. Amen, you know,
I say, good luck. If there's a land mine, she
probably blew up. We just didn't hear it.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Yeah, everyone dispersed, try and find the pieces. He's the
least testifying in court.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Testifying in court. Well, you would have to good point.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
There's not a choice.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
There's no loophole there.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Okay. A tupperware party.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Tupperware's oxidizes, you know, and falls apart, and that's like
all the trolls that fall apart. But there is mushrooms
that can eat through that oxidized plastic. I don't see
why plastic isn't, you know, turned into you know, gasoline,
because it is also oil. It is, Yes, I don't
know why it's not turned back into gasoline.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Well, maybe it's the powers it be.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Oh, Coca Cola, come on, get these water bottles. Let's
get them out of there. We're raised on country sunshine,
happy with the simple things said. I dance a picture
show and I just love Dotty West. Cruse ships, cruise ships,
and that's a big nay, you know, but it's not
the Titanic days anymore. It's nineteen fifty. We're not going
to take an ocean liner and go across to this
(37:34):
one or that one. Now it's just kind of different.
And all the ship shipping and everything is really detrimental
to the environment. It knocks out whales. I mean, we
do have crater ships out there and all that other stuff.
They knock whales in the head as well. Oh, I
can ask you a question.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
I reached out to a few friends and I was like,
Tammy's coming, do you have anything that you want me
to ask her? And one friend had a question that
I thought really interesting. I wrote it down so I
wouldn't forget it. She wanted to know, I do you
do What do you like about modern show business today?
Speaker 1 (38:11):
And what are some things that you think should sort
of go away modern day show business?
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Yeah, because I feel like you're you're inspired by a
lot of classic films, and I think a lot of
that stuff's sort of kind of gone by the wayside,
and I'm just curious about what things you're like bring
that back.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Well. I think it's important to have a discipline in
the business. I think that things. Like you said, you
decorate your sets and everything. I think that's an aesthetic
is very important. I don't think there's much aesthetic to
anybody now a lot. Yeah style has gone out. Yes,
style an aesthetic is completely gone. But you just got
to be able to go with the flow. That's what
(38:50):
you do. I mean, it is show business and you
have to think those people were pioneers, so you just
have to be a pioneer yourself and created that. It
hasn't been around that long cinema anyway, but I do
think it should be more in the theatrics and more,
you know, an act. It's an act, and it's should
be stylized, you know. That's one thing. And then you know,
(39:12):
I would work for the American Mob as an entertainer
any day because they'll take care of you. Yeah, they're
going to make sure your rooms are full because you're
going to be selling those cocktails for them. Baby. They're
gonna put you in a sweet and take care of
everybody around you, and the food's gonna be so good. Oh,
and you're gonna be protected. I love it. I would
love a big fur coat from the Mob. Yeah, big,
(39:38):
a big fur coat. And then they say it's a
packed house out there, and then they put a necklace
around your neck. Keep doing what you're doing, KidLit diamonds.
Oh a nice. Well, now they probably invested in the
diamond making business, so they probably have one of those.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Grown. I think this is a fantast How do we
get you involved? How do we get you how do
we get the American mob booking for you? We need
this now, I think.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
More than ever, because Elon Musk is around. Maybe we
can have them clobber him.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Yes, right.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
About Margie Taylor Green. You know, I talked about her
the day and I'll keep talking about her all the
time because it's fair to talk about someone who talks
about others exactly, clip that, clip it. We also have
some listener mail real quick.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Yeah, we're people right into write in me.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yeah, no, I'm good with that. I'm just not a counselor,
but I do help people out. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
I feel like you've helped people out right in your past.
You volunteer, and you alway work with children.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
And the big one hit exact COVID.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Okay, my fiance's sister told us she couldn't come to
our gay wedding anymore. Because out of nowhere, she now
believes that marriage should be between a man and a woman.
How should we get back at her? Should we just
cut her out of our lives? No one else in
my fiance's family is homophobic. What should we do?
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Well? You see in the Navajo, which their real name
is Dnae. In the dne creation story, the men went
on one side and the women went on the other.
But the two spirit person, if we can call it, that,
a queer person that brought the try it to hold
the men and the women and says, look, you're our
tribe's not going to carry on if you don't get
back together. So then not to lay is what they
(41:27):
call them. Got the group back together. So in the
creation story of the straight people, there's queers. Wow, so
do your real American history. M hmm, okay, what's what's
her name? Don't even tell me their name. We don't
want them to come for you because I have queer power.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
And get your little gay gay flags and twirl them
all over and hand them out, and little tranny flag,
the transsexual flag. And I like the new flag, by
the way, has all the colors in one. It's a
lot better than that goddamn rainbow makes me sick. Not
that I have a problem with the Wizard of Oz
or anything, no, but.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
It's yeah, I's and.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Target took a hold of it.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Oh and Target, you know what they're doing these days.
She's probably real happy that they're not selling gay stuff
at Target anymore.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Yeah, they just stop that.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
But they're bombing. They're not doing well, which is great.
Everybody's boycotting them because they're getting rid of the what
is it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
In regard to your your family though, who uh the
family that you say is not homophobic, so it kind
of feels like it came out of nowhere. I would say,
maybe this is an opportunity for them to step up
for you and kind of correct this person. I don't
think it's your job to if they're as not homophobic
as they claim to be. I think that they can
(42:41):
either have this person fall in line or just, I
don't know, let her keep it pushing.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
But I'm sorry that happened. That sucks. It's unfair.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Yeah, I would cut I would cut that sibling out.
That's horrible. No, I don't think that's forgivable.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Thank you for writing, though, we appreciate it. Yeah, congratulations
on your wedding. Yeah, ending nuptials in your big gay wedding.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
I hope it's incredible. We're actually going to be sending
some money.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
You're right, we'll send we'll send you, will send you
a thousands of thousand, thousands of one, thousands of dollars,
thousands of dollars?
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Yea, why not a billion?
Speaker 2 (43:14):
You're right, Yeah, you're right, You're all right, we'll send
you a billion cash.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
We're hoarding wealth. We shouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
As evidence by this, this is very expensive.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
You're a hoarder backdrop of wealth. Nothing else.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Everything was dreamed up, just money.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
Live it well, Tammy, this has been incredible having you here.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
We're so thrilled.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
It's an honor.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
It's an honor to have you here. It is. Don't giggle.
I was having this what do they call them unwanted thoughts?
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Was the intrusive thought? Tell us your intrusive thought?
Speaker 1 (43:43):
I said, unwanted? Oh you said you're right, and you
know what, You're right exactly what I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
What was the unwanted thought?
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Though Well? I could say, yeah, it was really lovely
being here.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
Oh it was lovely having you ing
Speaker 3 (44:02):
Son's a proud
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