Chaotically Ever After

This week, we’re talking Formula 1 mayhem — from Carlos Sainz’s brake fire DNS to Lando Norris’ sweet P1 finish in Austria, and all the Max Verstappen tantrums in between. We also watched the new Formula 1 movie and, well… let’s just say we have thoughts. From Brad Pitt’s suspiciously smooth forehead to his highly unrealistic return to the grid at 61, we unpack the film’s cheesy plotlines, Toto Wolff’s cameo, and whether this was c...

This week on the pod, we're melting in London’s heatwave and breaking down everything from emotional breakdowns in Ubers to actual breakdowns in Bavarian hotel lobbies (spoiler: it involves a rogue zipper and zero backup trousers).

We also dive into the age-old debate of when is the “right” time to have kids — especially when your mum had you at 25 and mine was 45. From wildly different parenting styles to hiding our parents’ ag...

We’re back and as chaotic as ever — with grass courts, groundhogs, and more feelings than we know what to do with. We chat about the grass season kicking off at Queen’s Club, the long-awaited return of women’s tennis there, and whether Carlos Alcaraz’s Ibiza night out really matters. And of course, there’s a detour into dog sitting disasters, peeing Labradors, and accidental Instagram likes that will make any stalker’s heart stop.

In this episode Theo and Andrea ditch the usual format to relive one of the most electrifying weekends in tennis history at Roland Garros 2025. From Carlos Alcaraz’s legendary five-set comeback against Jannik Sinner in a men’s final for the ages, to Coco Gauff’s emotional and historic French Open victory — nothing is off-limits. Theo shares what it was like to be there in the crowd, and the hosts dissect everything from crowd bias ...

In today's episode, we’re catching up on weddings, bachelorettes, and personal disasters — including a public ankle sprain and a highly controversial bouquet drop. We reflect on the social politics of bridal events, the group dynamics that make or break a weekend, and why Burger King at 7am might be our new emotional low.

On the celeb front, we spiral over Timothée Chalamet’s undeniable riz, Jon Hamm’s eternal hotness, and Lando...

This week, Andrea and Theo are joined by Andrea’s long-time best friend Katie—writer, therapist-in-training, and certified chaotic force. She shows up armed with strong opinions, stripy socks, and a dangerously well-balanced gin + Dash cocktail. The trio dives into everything from their high school mean girl phase to Andrea’s elite status as the world’s chillest houseguest (just add a weighted blanket and some leftovers).

There’...

We’re back! After an accidentally extended five-week hiatus, the chaos queens return with stories from across the globe — kicking things off with sunburns, tennis crushes, mistaken toilets, and surprise celebrity run-ins. There’s a recap of the Barcelona trip, complete with beach fails, peeling skin, and strategic tennis star avoidance. Andrea catches a glimpse of Carlos (aka future husband) in action, while Theo makes her Nashvill...

This week, we talk about going public with the podcast - and the strangely vulnerable, slightly terrifying feeling of finally telling more than just our close friends. From hitting “post” on Instagram to overthinking every reaction, we get into the fears, the self-conscious spirals, and why sometimes, done really is better than perfect. We also dive into some chaotic life updates (one of us is wearing a reflux monitor, wrist brace,...

It’s a monumental episode - our very first guest joins the pod! Interior designer, entrepreneur, and our longtime friend Alessia Miro steps in to bring some much-needed calm to our chaos. We dive into the story of our friendship (which started with mutual hatred and a pivotal period moment), reflect on what it means to grow up alongside someone, and explore how Alessia found the balance between independence and partnership. From Ne...

Andrea and Theo are back with sunshine, spirals, and a serious case of seasonal stress. From the pressure of feeling happy when it’s sunny outside, to the guilt of staying indoors and the panic of time moving too fast, this week kicks off with a candid chat about mental load, social expectations, and why hibernation mode still has its grip. They also share chaotic weekend recaps—from dinner party blunders and mountain mishaps to co...

In this week’s episode of Chaotically Ever After, we dive headfirst into the chaotic world of icks—from red trousers and ankle socks to suitcase dragging and the horror of flip-flops on men. We unpack what gives us the ick, why some are strangely universal, and how they can be oddly revealing about our deeper feelings. Spoiler: concussions may or may not be a relationship dealbreaker.

We also touch on the cosmic chaos of Mercury...

In this week’s episode, Theo and Andrea battle Sunday scaries and recap the whirlwind of their week—from party escapades and spontaneous pub chats to unexpected tears at a family lunch. Andrea sheds her social-anxiety skin (with the help of a few drinks) and recounts her wild weekend hopping between birthday lunches, new bars, and deep convos with strangers—plus the all-too-familiar saga of losing her phone… again.

Meanwhile, Th...

This week on Chaotically Ever After, Thea and Andrea catch up on all things—from the perils of working from home in leggings to the art of trying (and often failing) to keep track of your handbag after one too many drinks. The girls weigh up the pros and cons of returning to the office, share their latest restaurant obsessions, and debate whether athleisure is still socially acceptable five years post-COVID. Plus, they spill on the...

This week on Chaotically Ever After, Theo and Andrea are back with a mix of travel stories, Hollywood gossip, and a hilariously embarrassing moment that might just make you cringe (and relate). Theo shares all about a wedding weekend in Stockholm, complete with old school friends and an unexpected conversation about cats. Meanwhile, Andrea had a slightly less chaotic (but no less dramatic) weekend, featuring some classic family mis...

In this episode, we dive into the chaos of weird dreams, unexpected anxiety, and an unfortunate chipped tooth incident—all while unpacking life’s little (and not-so-little) mishaps. We discuss the bizarre ways our subconscious plays tricks on us during sleep, why anxiety seems to strike at the most inconvenient times, and how even the simplest habits—like drinking straight from the bottle—can lead to unexpected disasters. Plus, the...

In this episode, Theo and Andrea dive into a mix of hilarious, chaotic, and surprising moments from their lives. From a singles' Valentine’s Day dinner to a deep dive into Bridget Jones’s Baby and the eternal charm of Hugh Grant, no topic is off-limits. They also tackle the latest tennis doping scandal involving Jannik Sinner, sharing their thoughts on the controversy shaking up the sport.

But the real jaw-dropper? A wild celebr...

In this episode, Andrea and Theo catch up on weekend adventures, pop culture moments, and the little things that have been on their minds. Andrea shares stories from her recent trip to the mountains, including the unexpected judgement she faced—for simply wearing jeans. They also break down the Super Bowl halftime show, give their thoughts on the game, and debate why Valentine’s Day just isn’t for everyone.

Speaking of love, the...

In this episode, we’re catching up on all the latest chaos—starting with a hangover-fuelled weekend in Switzerland and a wild encounter with a cat in the mountains (yes, really). We also dive into the latest celebrity drama, from Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds to Justin Baldoni, plus our thoughts on the Oscar nominations and the newest movie releases.

But it’s not all glitz and gossip—we open up about the ups and downs of being ...

In this episode of Chaotically Ever After, Theo shares her return to weight training—and the ultimate cockblock experience that left her speechless. The duo also dives into the Australian Open, their Super Bowl predictions, and the strange phenomenon of time flying by way too fast.

But, as always, chaos is never far away. Andrea somehow ends up buying a birthday cake for her ex, while Theo faces an infuriating almond milk frothi...