Sam Elliott's mustache got me pregnant!

Our childhood dreams of being cowboys to humorous anecdotes about fireworks mishaps and close encounters with law enforcement. We share stories about life in Palm Springs, rodeo experiences, and unusual thefts, including the intriguing world of bull semen and honey bee hive theft. The discussion also touches on aging, personal reflections, and pop culture references, culminating in a light-hearted exchange about music recommendations.

Books with Johnny as the narrator: 

Eve of Grim (scary, mature, fantasy)

Leilani Raven

https://www.audible.com/pd/B0DD53NKVC/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWU-BK-ACX0-409727&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_409727_pd_us

The Estate (A southern plantation and the lives it touches)

Marc Osborn

https://www.audible.com/pd/B0DF91WWP5/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWU-BK-ACX0-410915&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_410915_pd_us

Deliverence 

By Marc Osborn

https://www.audible.com/pd/B0DG3KWH6C/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWU-BK-ACX0-411856&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_411856_pd_us

Deep Dark Forest: A Michael Carter Cold Case Thriller 

(The Dark Series Book 2)

By Susan Lund

https://www.audible.com/pd/B0DMBXRJ21/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWU-BK-ACX0-420268&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_420268_pd_us

Cold Dark Water: A Michael Carter Cold Case Thriller (The Dark Series Book 3)

By Susan Lund

https://www.audible.com/pd/B0DQTFX8RT/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWU-BK-ACX0-425950&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_425950_pd_us

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• Childhood dreams often shape our adult lives.
• Fireworks can lead to unexpected police encounters.
• Living in Palm Springs brings unique challenges.
• Rodeos offer a glimpse into cultural traditions.
• The underground market can be surprisingly lucrative.
• Honey can be a valuable commodity.
• Nature encounters can lead to memorable stories.
• Aging gracefully involves maintaining independence.
• Pop culture references can spark interesting discussions.
• Music can connect us to our past and present.

Titles

• Cowboy Dreams and Fireworks Fiascos
• Adventures of Youth and Fireworks

Sound Bites

• "I wanted to be a cowboy."
• "You need to go before you die."
• "I'm a hype man, Johnny."

Chapters

00:00

Introduction and Cowboy Dreams

02:35

Childhood Adventures and Fireworks Mishaps

05:33

Fire Incidents and Family Stories

08:22

Life in Palm Springs and Car Troubles

11:28

Cattle and Rodeo Insights

14:34

Rodeo Experiences and Cultural Anecdotes

17:28

Cartel Stories and Border Experiences

20:34

Unusual Thefts and Closing Thoughts

22:27

The Underground Market Mysteries

23:33

Honey Procurement Adventures

25:33

Cinematic Reflections: The White Lotus

27:33

Baboons and Their Mischief

30:32

Unexpected Encounters with Nature

33:43

Reflections on Longevity and Life

36:35

Skiing Adventures and Costs

39:33

Musical Shoutouts and Farewells