Comedian Jackie Fabulous joins Clinton, Michael, and Carla for a holiday kitchen takeover that quickly becomes equal parts cooking show and comedy club. Carla demos her Brown Sugar–Mustard Holiday Ham, complete with pineapple-brown-sugar glaze and a clove-studded finish. Jackie shares stories from America’s Got Talent, international touring, and the horrors of indifferent audiences.
The cast dives into Christmas songs, brunch arguments, airplane-clapping etiquette, and why store-bought ham glaze should be a prosecutable offense. Michael and Clinton help Jackie poach her first egg on camera, resulting in pure Chewed Up chaos.
Recipe in this episode:
Brown Sugar–Mustard Holiday Ham — a glazed, sticky, sweet-savory holiday centerpiece that gets everyone eating with their hands.
👉 Grab the full recipe + more at: www.chewedupshow.com/recipes
Guest: Jackie Fabulous @JackieFabulous
https://www.jackiefabulous.com/
TIMESTAMPS
00:00 – Cold open chaos: height arguments, buff denial
01:00 – Clinton introduces guest Jackie Fabulous
03:00 – Comedy stories: bombing fear, Eddie Murphy obsession
05:30 – Jackie on Ellen, fashion pressure, stalking Clinton
07:00 – Carla reveals the Brown Sugar–Mustard Ham
08:00 – Pineapple-juice “body chemistry” myth derails everything
10:00 – Glaze demo: mustards, honey, vinegar, spices
11:30 – Clove-studding, childhood ham trauma, barter-system ham
12:45 – Why store-bought ham glaze is trash
14:00 – Fresh-baked ham reveal — pure chaos eating begins
15:30 – Spiral-ham slicing tutorial + ham philosophy
16:45 – Jackie eats ham like it’s a snack cake
17:30 – LIVE Poached-Egg Lesson: disaster → victory
18:45 – Chew It or Screw It (Fruitcake, PJs, plus-ones)
20:30 – Airplane-clapping debate
22:00 – Simon Cowell kiss story
23:00 – Dirty stay-overs: brunch or banishment?
24:00 – Fan Mail: Christmas songs, brunch culture, Barbra Streisand gays
33:00 – Jackie tries Carla’s poached egg
34:00 – Fan Giveaway
35:00 – Jackie picks the winner
36:00 – Wrap-up, where to follow Jackie
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About Chewed Up
Three lifestyle icons reunite with zero filter, strong opinions, and even stronger flavors. Clinton Kelly, Carla Hall, and Michael Symon are back in the kitchen with comedy, comfort food, and unfiltered conversation — served loud.
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