The ONLY Salad to Serve on Thanksgiving | Clinton's Green Salad with Squash & Pumpkin Spice Croutons
It’s Thanksgiving Week on Chewed Up, and Clinton shows up with the one thing Michael Symon never thinks about on a holiday table: a salad. But not just any salad — the salad. The same one Clinton took to The Drew Barrymore Show where Drew declared it her “new favorite.” Clinton, in full Salad Prophet mode, walks Michael and Carla through his roasted delicata squash, toasted pepitas, and pumpkin-spice-kissed croutons — or as the crew insists on calling them, “fat breakers.”
What follows is peak Chewed Up energy: Carla crunches croutons into the mic until Clinton gets strangely excited, Michael goes on a tirade about why restaurants should toss salads for you, and the trio accidentally rename Thanksgiving greens forever. They also drop hard-earned Thanksgiving prep wisdom — thawing your turkey on time, making stock early, mapping out your oven like a battlefield, and why brining is basically a trap if you want good gravy.
The episode finishes with their Monday giveaway: The Frontgate Stay-Chill Bowl from Michael Symon’s Collection, pulled straight from the set and heading to one lucky fan. It’s loud, it’s unhinged, it’s practical, and somehow yes — it’s still about salad.
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 – Cold open: Clinton invented everything, apparently
01:00 – Thanksgiving vs. Friendsgiving vs. “Husband-Giving”
02:20 – Clinton confesses he’s not a salad guy
03:00 – The origin story: Drew Barrymore + pumpkin spice croutons
04:00 – Crouton chaos and the Great Crunching Incident
05:00 – Delicata squash 101
07:30 – Carla’s crunchy ASMR moment
08:30 – Toasting pepitas without burning your kitchen down
09:45 – Clinton’s salad-dressing tasting hack
10:30 – Influencers steal Clinton’s bottle-dressing trick
12:00 – Sponsor: Señorita (THC Margarita)
13:00 – Dressing the greens + Michael’s bowl rant
15:00 – Goat cheese vs. feta diplomacy
16:00 – Dig-in + Thanksgiving prep talk begins
17:00 – The official Tuesday shopping rule
19:00 – The stuffing strategy
20:00 – Make-ahead pie logic
21:00 – The Great Gravy Debate
22:00 – Carla’s “oven grid” system
24:00 – Buffet flow theory
26:00 – Turkey order, brining truth bombs
28:00 – Cooking by temp, not time
29:00 – Sponsor: Caraway
30:00 – Sponsor: Frontgate
31:00 – Sides strategy + mashed potato hacks
33:00 – Carla films the chaos
34:00 – Weekly Giveaway winner announced (Frontgate Stay-Chill Bowl)
35:00 – Wrap-up: Thanksgiving is coming fast
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