Monopoly; An Upside-Down Relationship Test

In this upside-down episode of the Chicken Are The New Kittens, we dive headfirst into Stranger Things Monopoly — and things get weird and aggressive. Chelsey channels her inner Eleven and absolutely dominates the board, while Beth watches her properties vanish faster than Barb at a pool party. Chickens cluck, kittens meow, Beth and Chelsey snack (as usual), and Shamus spirals into sore-loser territory worthy of a Vecna-level tantrum. We bribe each other with Eggos (or Monopoly money and properties, whatever you want to call it), question the ethics of owning Hawkins real estate, and Shamus crap talks like he’s debating flipping the board when someone lands on the wrong square (again). With every roll of the dice, our relationships teeter on the edge like Hopper on a rickety Russian elevator. It’s part game night, part Hawkins drama, and entirely chaotic. Spoiler alert: Chelsey might be the new ruler of the Upside Down… and your local electric company.