Shohei Ohtani and Decoy Bobblehead Night

Adam and Josh talk about Adam's recent trip to Dodger Stadium for yet another Bobblehead, Josh also stages an intervention.

Episode Transcript

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It's treated complain and

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your grace.
make sure you give thanks to
But the

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Oh yeah.
Here we are back again for another episode.
Another deep throating episode.
Cock gobbling for showhailing.

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Nah, fuck that.
We're not cock gobbling.
I'm not cock gobbling.
You're not cock gobbling.
Yeah, you're gonna cock gobble for them.
Fuck that.
But anyways, this is Chirping from the Pine.
My name is Josh and I'm here today with Cock Gobbler Adam.
Yeah, it's quite the fucking day man.
It is.
Adam, we're gonna talk about Adam's adventure at, you know, Dodger Stadium getting another

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goddamn fucking bobble head.
Because I'm a dumb fuck.
Right.
And before we get started though, I just wanted to say if anyone is interested in hearing
out other stuff, you can go to gameragemagazine.com.
You can also follow us on Instagram and TikTok at gameragemagazine.
Twitter slash X gameragemag.
YouTube, YouTube, YouTube, game rage magazine.
Where the fuck is the goddamn, where's the, you gotta give us a shot.

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Uh, shit, where is it?
That's a good one.
I don't know.
Oh, it's Terry.
Oh, there he is.
I didn't see that motherfucker just blended in.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, we don't have any headphones.
So we're doing raw.
Whatever it fucking, it played.
Yeah, I think we did it.
No headphones.
No headphones.

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Yeah, there's no headphones.
Oh shit.
Well, you want to know why?
It's because I had it on low.
Here watch now to do it.
You gotta give us a shot.
I forgot to turn the sound back out from the intro.
Thank God we're not on a fucking talk radio.
What do you mean?
They do this shit all the time.
Like this is par for the course.
No, no, I mean talk radio because it's insufferable and we're actually entertaining and we're

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actually marginally better.
We're not just the best podcast.
We're the most all right.
The most decent and the most all right.
Anyways, you can also follow Adam at all gas, no trash official.
And if you like music, go listen to all gas, no trash.
Additionally, if you like anime, you can go listen to the anime syndicate podcast and
you can follow Frank over there at anime underscore syndicate underscore podcast.

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So now that before we get into you discussing that, I actually wanted to tell you something.
So I need you, I need you to take a seat real quick.
I need you to have a seat.
Oh yeah, here we go.
I actually called you here today because it's an intervention.
You know, your bobblehead addiction is hurting those around you and those who love you.

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And I actually have your whole family here.
They're going to come out right now and they're going to read letters that have been prepared
and they're going to discuss how your addiction has hurt them and why you're a piece of shit
and need to change.
Well, first off, before we even start with the intervention, we need to start with your
Funko pop addiction, which you admitted to, but we still need to host an interview or
an interview, we need to host an intervention for that bullshit.

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Correct.
But you haven't yet.
So I beat you to the punch.
And I also don't have as many goddamn bobbleheads or whatever bullshit Funko pop fuck, fuck
with dumb shit you have that is basically occupying your, your leisure jerk off area.
Yeah.
Man cave.
Yeah.
That's what you call it.
Yeah.

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Yeah.
Hold on.
Adam's family.
He's doing the classic addict move of deflecting right now and trying to blame others.
Addiction.
Oh yeah.
I'm going to go for it.
I'll work my way.
Hopefully, hopefully we could fucking fix it by the end of this episode.
Oh yeah, we won't.
But that's fine.
I was just fucking around.
That was, I just thought that was.
So anyways, Dodger Stadium, you went and you, this one was different.

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You said that you had to wait in line earlier.
I was there earlier and the line was twice the length, if not longer.
So I was closer to, if I'm not mistaken, Vince Scully way, the first iteration, the first
the bottle had the batting one of Ohtani.
I was just outside where the Dodger Stadium, welcome to Dodger Stadium.

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So I was at, and I was like a good fucking quarter of the parking lot length, like basically
one quarter of the parking lot length from the police academy.
That's where I was standing and I showed up early.
And the craziest fucking thing, the craziest fucking thing is that there was somebody waiting

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there since 7 45.
So they basically waited 12 hours, 12 fucking hours.
Can I get a PG brother?
PG brother.
Sweet.
12 hours waiting in line to get a Shohei deco pin.
I don't even know if I didn't decoy the dog.

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What is deco pin?
Like does that mean decoy in Japanese?
So is that his actual name, deco pin?
Yeah like deco pin or something like deco pin.
Man what a stupid name for a dog.
So before I even got there, this isn't like me marketing fucking Yeti because I don't
even know like, I don't know the science of it, but you basically explained it.

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It's vacuum insulation.
Vacuum insulation.
Okay.
So before I even left, I think it was roughly around 12 o'clock that I left my house to
go to the game.
So I loaded it up and I didn't even use like, I have the one gallon Yeti bottle jug or whatever
the fuck you want to call it.
I put two sodas in it.
I fucking piled on a bunch of ice and I drank one soda after I went to Philippe's and got

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a sandwich, ate the sandwich, drank the soda.
I had one Coke that I was just saving for after the game.
And so when I got out, I know I'm kind of skipping this order, but I'll work on it.
You're hyping, you're jerking off the Yeti.
So go back to my car, fucking thirsty as shit, open the thing and the ice is basically still

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intact.
It's still intact.
Like it's not, it hasn't melted a whole bunch.
And you literally just showed it to me and that was fucking like 15 hours ago now at
this point that you fucking put the ice in it.
And that's insane.
That's me ball washing Yeti real quick.
And then also since, you know, we're obviously not sponsored by Yeti, but listen, that's

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how you know we're not bullshitting you is because they ain't paying us to say this stuff.
We're just saying it because this is actually a good product.
Now if you want us to maybe get like a coupon code, what you should do is you should email
Yeti and say, Hey, I want a coupon code for game rage magazine, but they don't have one.
So could you guys sponsor them so then we can fucking get coupon codes?
That'd be fucking great.
I would mark, I would mark the fuck out.
Yeah.

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For Yeti.
I might be deep throating the fucking knob at the top.
Be like, oh yeah.
PG brother.
That was accurate.
So the like working our way to the game.

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So I went to the leaf sandwiches and I, I luckily I ordered door dash.
So I just picked it up and got out of the fucking way.
So the person that I ran his name is, wait a minute, you ordered door dash and picked
it up from the restaurant?
Yeah.
You can do that.
Oh really?
I thought you couldn't, I asked you to just had to order it and have it delivered.
They charge you extra for that.
I think they do or it's not, it's not extra, but it's like, they mark up the sandwich prices

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for door dash is like a fee, I think like the service fee or whatever the fuck.
But it was cool cause it was the strangest thing.
Talk about weird fucking coincidences, but the two people that I, the, it was like a
group.
It was a posse is this guy named Peter, his wife, EO.
And I think this guy, if I'm not mistaken, his buddy's name is Compton.

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Man, you just fucking watch his name is probably like fucking Irwin Dale or something.
He's fucking up now he's like, if I'm not mistaken, but so I've ran into like all the
Japanese players that the Dodgers have, we've ran into each other every single time.
And I didn't even plan this one, but I told him, I hate, I'm going to go to the game early.

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Like he was trying to figure out like what time he was in a Leo.
I'm like, I'm leaving an hour early cause it's going to take me, I think, uh, to one
o'clock to arrive there or whatever.
And I'm going to go pick up sandwiches.
It's like, oh, that's funny, dude.
I'm going to go for Leaps too.
So he was there at a coincidence and then I walk in, I walk out and some dude runs out
and he was like, Adam, I'm like, what the fuck?
And then I see the dude and I'm like, he's like, are you going to stick around?

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Cause we're eating sandwiches.
I'm like, yeah, me too.
But I'm going to go to the stadium.
I'm going to go eat my sandwiches in line.
Like a real man.
Go fuck yourselves.
Yeah.
So then he's like, all right.
He's like, let me know what the line's like.
So you should have saved him a spot.
You should be like, I'll save you spot.
I had planned to, but the fucking thing was like, I showed up parking had already been

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taken by everybody.
I think at one or two, roughly 130, 132.
So I had to park on sunset closer towards like, it's not Alameda, but I had to walk
like a pretty, pretty good clip or a pretty good distance just to get to where the line

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was.
So I go over there and then I get to the fucking line and so I passed Peter like on the way.
I'm like, motherfucker, dude, I was in front of you like 15 minutes ago.
Like I showed up and you're, you beat me to the goddamn line.
You son of a bitch.

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So then I got in line and they let you line hop or yeah.
What he said, let you get in with only one person.
So I think it would have looked different if I showed up first than four other people
like lined up with me.
Yeah.
But if you go in with one, like, oh, that's cool.
Like, you know, that's not a big deal.
So the line was already forming.
It was like one fourth of the way getting to the police academy and then 30 minutes

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passed by it doubles and then another 30 minutes passed by and fucking doubles.
So it's like three quarters of the way there in like two hours later, the lines already
going to the police academy.
So then they start letting people in and into the gate.
KTLA is there.
KBC is there and people, there was two guys.
I forgot the guys names, but KBC ended up interviewing people that were just like right

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next to this.
Yeah.
Right next to us.
And you yell out game rage magazine.
I should have.
God damn it.
I didn't even fucking think of that.
But it's always next season.
True.
I fuck me.
I should have fucking.
But then they would have never included me because then we were.
Hey, they do it for every shot.
They're going to get you.
They're going to have to pick one.
Yeah.

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KBC.
Yeah.
KBC.
And then there's this thing to come on and they're like, oh, well, it's going to be on
in 30 minutes or 40 minutes from they said at three o'clock.
So we were watching the guy that the guy that got interviewed, we were watching to see if
like he was going to show up.
They must have not used him because he was kind of awkward.

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But in any case, so we waited in line.
It was Peter, his wife, EO, the guy Compton, me.
And then crazy enough, this the the people that were there, dude, like most of them,
I think, or maybe even half came all the way from Japan.

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Like this this girl, this girl EO's friend was like a friend of a friend.
She came to Dodger Stadium like that's all she wants to do.
She spent like five days.
She's been here for like she's going to be here for five days.
And all she wants to do is just go to Dodger Games.
So she's going to let three Dodger Games.

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Yeah.
And then going back on our flight to Japan or whatever.
We go to fucking Disneyland.
She just wants to go to Dodger Games.
So it was really cool, man.
Like I I don't I barely remember like the Japanese I learned from Duolingo.
But I had like broken Japanese like conversation conversations with her.

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And I'm like, cool, man.
Like this this is the power of fucking baseball, man, is like meeting new people, especially
with the time being from Japan and shit.
It was a fucking good time to see.
Now that's see, you're a lot different than me, because when I get talk to people from
Japan, like when we were at that age of the game, I just I said using the Japanese that

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I do know from watching anime, I just say everything in English, but add it in a Japanese
accent and sound like an idiot.
But some of the some of the words, I mean, can't be transcribed any other way.
Like nice is nice.
Like there's no other way to put it.
Well, all I do is go a show.
Hey, all the time.
I'm number one.

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That's not even fucking anything like being an idiot.
I mean, I was drunk, but you know, whatever.
Yeah, so I had like a broken conversation with this this new person that was added into
their group and tomorrow they're going to a game.
And yeah, apparently she loves fucking baseball and she loves Shohei Otani.
And we go into the stadium, hottest fucking shit.

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And we're just waiting outside the gates, man.
There's like news crew everywhere.
It's hot as balls.
I mean, I thought it was going to be one of those Korean.
What do they call it, like the asphyxiation when like I don't know if you ever seen that
video.
Oh, yeah.
There's so many people that there's not enough oxygen.
So like they all fucking pass out.
Yeah, because there there was somebody like as soon as we got in that I think they ended

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up getting like heat stroke because there was so much body heat concentrated in one
fucking thing.
So I do have like one thing I want to mention about Dodger Stadium.
Like I think if anybody listens from the Dodgers or whatever, like what are the odds of that?
But they really need to streamline the security checks or whatever, because part of the big

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fucking holdup was people that had bags.
And I really think they should stick to having two lines, like two seconds, two sections,
one section that's just strictly people passing by with tickets.
And then the other part is people that have items so that because, man, when you're waiting
a line, waiting for somebody to go through their bag or like the security, you end up

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fucking it just becomes a mess.
Like you end up waiting twice as long because what like why are you getting punished for
not having shit?
Yeah, true.
So get inside the game, head to the top deck, fucking tired of shit.
The game rolls around and it ended up being a pretty decent game.

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Like Walker Buehler, who hasn't been all that great, had a pretty decent outing considering
that he gave up three runs, but two of them weren't even his fault.
It was the Dodgers shitty fielding.
The best part was at the start of the game when the first inning came around for the
Dodgers to bat, Shohei Otani hits a leadoff home run.

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Everybody fucking loses it.
Man, it's like a fucking party every time Otani hits a home run, dude.
People lose their shit.
Oh yeah, that's how it was for fucking five years on the Angels.
Now it's not.
And then the game ended up falling apart closer to I think the second inning when Walker Buehler

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gave up three runs and two of them were because of forced errors.
And I think the second, the third, what would have been the third out.
So I don't remember exactly what happened, but I think Walker Buehler threw a pitch.
I think Will Smith caught it and maybe dropped it.
So he swung out.
He struck out swinging.

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So if you drop the ball, you have to tag him and throw it to, or you just have to either
tag him with it or you have to throw it to first because the, because he can get on base
still.
Uh huh.
It's technically, I think it still counts.
I think stat wise as a strike out, but it's like an error.
It's like an error on the, uh, like for your batting average.
Like it doesn't, it doesn't, cause if you, like if you hit, if you hit into let's say

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second base and they are credited with an error and you make it to base, that counts
as nothing for your batting average.
So like, you know, I might have to do an annotated thing, annotated note for like the next episode
because I don't remember the exact situation, but the guy ended up getting on base.
So I think it is that scenario where the dude struck out, didn't catch the ball, didn't

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throw to second or didn't throw to first and didn't tag him out or why didn't he fucking
do that?
I don't know.
Cause I think he figured he held the ball long.
I don't know if there was like a timeframe of holding the ball long enough that the,
the umpire is like, all right, that's a strike out.
There's no, if he just happens to drop it, that you still have to throw to first.

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Yeah.
That's weird cause I mean, I guess there's not really like a number of seconds you have
to like, but it has to be long enough to consider it a strike out.
You catch it, right?
So I'll have to look that up, but if we end up doing another chirping from the fine coming
up soon or whatever, then I'll make an annotated version.

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Annotated note about that specific situation.
So Dodgers are down like one three and then there was a couple hits that were kind of
strung together and then Teoscar Hernandez had Will Smith or was it Will Smith?
Yeah.
Will Smith and Otani on, on base.
And then Teoscar Hernandez hit a three run bomb to put them up three or rather five three.

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And then it was actually a pretty decent night for relief.
Cause I mean, there was guys that I'm not really too fond of.
I mean, uh, Banda who is been like the one arm that's been consistent.
Alex Vsia I'm not a huge fan of.
Evan Phillips has been like struggling, but held it down in the eighth inning if I'm not

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or Brian, was it Brian, Brian Brazier?
I forget the order, but it was actually a good night for relief for guys that I don't
trust the whole lot.
And then Dave Roberts kind of pieced it together with, uh, Copac being acquired from the white
socks and being like a flamethrower guy that can throw 103 or four miles an hour.

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I think they finally kind of settled on him being the closer, which was like straight
lights out when we get to the ninth inning.
I mean, nobody could touch his stuff.
So that was great.
And uh, I mean, the experience of seeing Shohei Otani hit a home run is, uh, it's, I don't
know, man, like it's hard to describe something that we know is going to be history for a

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guy that hit, you know, he accomplished the 40 40 club and maybe with the potential of
being the first 50 50.
How many games are left?
30, I think all the way until September, but I don't know if he actually goes 50 50, but
if he does 45 45, then he's still the only person.
Yeah.
I mean, he's 42 42 right now.
So I mean, uh, so it's really cool to see him accomplish, accomplish these feats.

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And if he ends up being a Hall of Famer to be talking about like this year specifically,
uh, I mean, this is like talking about, I mean, for you, I'm sure you attended, you
cut, you went to, uh, the game where he hit his first home run.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
So I don't know.
It's like, it's cool to see, like, history in the main, this is our Babe Ruth or yeah,

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it's going to look up to Shohei Otani.
Yeah.
For our, for our generation, you know?
Yeah.
Uh, overall, man, just a cool experience to talk to people, uh, from different cultures
and different parts of the world.
Um, especially for me to kind of brush up on, I mean, I, I, I didn't have all the phrases

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for talking Japanese, but I tried my, my fucking best and, uh, I don't know, man, it's just
like the power of fucking, it's the power of fucking baseball to bring people together
from all parts of the world and, uh, the dog baubles.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I did not, I did not fucking know that that's fucking ridiculous.
And if you haven't caught the clips by tonight, or after watching this episode, uh, you can

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see, you can see a Shohei Otani throw out the first pitch with his dog, D Koi, who was
on the mound and was better than half the fucking Dodgers in terms of relief.
So maybe they might have to get him on the goddamn team.
Yeah.
But yeah, a really cool bobblehead.
Got to see a few people pull out their gold Willy Wonka.

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I don't know.
Maybe they'll get to meet Shohei Otani or some bullshit and get lifetime tickets.
I don't think anything's gonna happen, but, uh, damn dude, what this thing is like fucked
up, man.
Yeah, it's like the whole, like the bottoms all fucking crushed and fucked up.
Like Jesus Christ, this thing did nothing.
Yeah, or they just throwing them around.
Like, oh, I mean, shit.

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I mean, uh, not all of them, uh, pass quality checks.
So it's like, here, take this.
Yeah.
And then like the paint on it, like his fucking collars fucked up and like, it's all like,
ah, that's like, that sucks, man.
You can't really do anything about it.
What you get is what you get.
Cause even here on the bottom, like half of his name is blue and the Shohei and D Koi,
it's half blue.
Like what the fuck, man?
Yeah.

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So, uh, from what I could see as far as like the gold, gold Otani or they look dope.
Nope.
No, they look fucking horrendous, but people went nuts for them and they're selling for
like 2k or 3k.
Somebody's trying to sell it for 10k.
Some asshole will buy that.
Yeah.
Let me see if I can find it on eBay.
All right.
Let's just see if we can get Shohei and D Koi.

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Shohei, D Koi, Bobblehead Gold or something and see what they're going for.
They're selling for like a grand, I think, or more.
All right.
So let's, let's see what, let's, let's just see ones that have sold already.
Uh, where's that at?
Uh, let's see.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Let's see if we can get the completed sold items.
Here we go.
Highest to lowest.
Let's do highest first.

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Fucking animals.
Okay.
How much are they going for?
2,500.
So the one that sold for the most is $2,500.
And what?
But, but it was a bidding.
You're getting both of them.
No, it was or best offer and they did the 2,500, but they got, they got both.
You got the gold one and the regular one.
Um, single, the highest is 50 so far right now.

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Sold is $1,500.
So it's a nice little chunk of change for a hundred dollar ticket.
Yeah.
Seriously.
Jesus Christ.
Um, not worth it.
I mean, you're right.
These do look fucking horrendous.
Like, yeah, they're not, they're not that great.
That's ass.
Uh, but well, at least now we know, you know what the worst part is?
What the worst part of this is they still charged him $11 shipping.

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They did.
You couldn't fucking give the guy free shipping when he paid you $2,500.
Yeah, that's pure.
That's pure.
You basically paid $200 for your two tickets that you got fucking one of the, each one
of these.
That is asinine dude.
Yeah.
If somebody is paying 2,500 or whatever the fuck I'm out.
For two fucking bobbleheads.
You better fucking give them free shipping.
You better handle that shit.
Yeah.

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You better fucking handle that for free.
Fucking assholes.
All these fuck boys charging shipping.
Only one guy so far has gave free shipping on someone that sold for 1,500.
That's because he's the most decent and the most alright.
Wow.
That's crazy, man.
Yeah, for a fucking golden bobblehead that's atrocious to the eyes.
Is this it for the bobbleheads for the season for Shohei?
Yeah.

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Okay.
So you got all of them.
Yeah.
And I got coincidentally because I went to the Corona baseball acknowledgement of their
greatness.
I ended up getting pretty much the players that the Dodgers acquired for the off season.
Yamamoto, Glassnow, and Shohei.

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Kind of the three big pieces.
Yeah.
I got all of them.
Oh, nice.
Nice.
So definitely an accomplishment.
I can't wait to see when they have the...
Because I'm sure next season since he's going to start pitching, that was probably the reason
that they held off on doing a pitching version of Otani for a bobblehead.
I think 2025 is going to be just as crazy because I think people are going to want Shohei

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Otani pitching as a bobblehead.
Oh, yeah.
If I'm going to be my stupid ass, I'm going to be probably one of the first people in
line again doing the exact same bullshit.
Dude, I might actually fucking cry right now.
Why?
You know how much the angels fucking bobbleheads are going for?
$250.
No, all of them are...
You can get all of them for under $100.

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That's pretty sad.
None of them have sold.
These are the ones that sold already or whatever.
But think about what it means to...
But none of these have sold for $100.
Well think about what it means though because there's like a difference.
There's Shohei Otani on the Dodgers, which is like a historic franchise.
Listen, man.
It's the same fucking guy.
It's the same fucking guy.
All right?
It's the same.

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It's not the same shit.
Oh man, his Star Wars one's pretty cool.
Fuck, I might want to buy this one.
Nah, fuck him.
I hate Shohei Otani.
But I will say the Star Wars one is kind of cool.
Dodgers, they don't do a Star Wars night, do they?
They do, I think, but I don't know if they have bobbleheads and shit.
Interesting.
But anyways, really fucking cool day.

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I definitely don't recommend standing in line.
And maybe I'm just telling you that so that that's one less person.
What a dick.
But no, it's not worth the struggle because it's like I spent fucking what?
Eight hours or nine hours out of my day just to get a goddamn bobblehead.

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How fucking nuts do you have to be?
That nuts.
Oh man, I will say this.
This is actually kind of cool.
Dodger Stadium.
It's Dodger Stadium with the Millennium Falcon landing in it.
It's most icily.
Yeah, that was from that was from this year, actually.
Twenty twenty four Dodgers bobbleheads.
Oh, I must have missed that.
They're selling this for one hundred and fifty bucks.
So this.
OK, I mean, shit.
That's reasonable.
Yeah, because that's basically what you're paying for a ticket.

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So oh man.
OK, so just to just to mention a few other fun things that happen at the game.
So there's people that just straight up.
I'm surprised they haven't been fucking robbed because they were waiting outside Dodger Stadium.
So as we're coming down, there's people waiting with like a wheel wagon or wagon wheel.

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Yeah.
With just tons of fucking bobbleheads and they want to trade for like whatever's happening.
Well, specifically this one.
Oh, so they're like trading shit that they have.
Yeah, they want one of these.
So they're like, it was weird as fuck.
And then on top of this, as we're passing through the gates of Dodger Stadium on Vince

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Gulley or Stadium Way, I forget what it's called.
But so on the Uber Lyft section of like the rideshare shit.
Yeah, there was these weird dudes.
I'm not even going to be descriptive of like what their race is or anything like that.
But they had they had signs that said SUV ride for you or something.

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And there was like nine or 10 of these dudes.
And it didn't say Uber.
It didn't say like Lyft or anything like that.
So imagine if you follow like one of the I was thinking they're traffickers because it
said like SUV available rideshare or whatever the fuck they were saying.
It just looked fucking weird, dude.
It just looked weird because it was like nondescriptive.

(27:58):
No logo.
It was.
Oh, man, they're fucking stealing people's kidneys.
That's what they do.
I think they're trafficking people.
Yeah, that's for sure.
But if you end up going to the game and you end up leaving and you're over by the ride
share of Dodger Stadium, be weary of these people that say SUV like it because it's nondescriptive.
It doesn't have anything of the logos of Uber or Lyft or anything like that.

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If you're a girl, I would say stay away from that.
Fuck, it's just a dude with a cardboard sign that says SUV.
Right.
It was weird.
It was fucking weird on my man.
If I was a girl, I'd go on the other side of like getting out of Dodger Stadium.
So yeah, fuck all that shit.
Yeah, fuck that noise.
That's crazy.
So anyways, that's the end of the episode.

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We're doing hard fucking journalism.
Yeah.
We're chirping from the pine.
Yeah, fucking on the ground fucking grassroots level journalism.
All right.
So bringing it to you.
Next year, same bullshit when pitching Otani.
Yeah, I'm probably going to go to every Shohei Otani bobblehead.
Damn.

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It's history, man.
Yeah.
It's fucking history.
So anyways, that's the end of the episode.
You know what's sad is the angels didn't even make that many of him.
They didn't?
No.
That's because they fucking did them dirty.
Have you seen the heritage nights that they've done?
The angels were shit, man.
The jerseys were nearly identical with like some little variation to them.
It was kind of disgusting.
Yeah, the one you got was like cool as fuck.

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The ones the angels did were like, eh.
But anyways, that was that was more or less the episode.
Sounds good.
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Yeah, absolutely.
And then also, if you might start, might start fucking fucking jerking off YouTube.
Well, I might start jerking off the people that's subscribing.
Yeah.
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Yeah, for 17, 17 for 17 subscribers, man, I can jerk off two people at a two dick ratio.

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So if they go tip to tip, then that's fucking four dudes at once.
Four dude at once.
Yeah.
So I mean, if I do four, that's eight people right there.
Yeah.
Then you got to account for like the dick to floor.
Yeah.
Fucking variable.
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It's just good enough.
That's all you need.
All right.
All right, brother.
All right.
We'll catch you guys on the next one.
Hopefully it won't be about the Dodgers.
No.
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