Tedward & Jason - Braves, Golf, Soccer overtime, Snacks, Movies & TV shows. Don't miss out on the Heater moment

This week we discuss, Braves, Golf, Soccer overtime, Snacks, Movies & TV shows.

Episode Transcript

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Hi, I'm Jason and I'm Tedward. We are the Cobb Fathers 17.
We. Had a little glitch last week on
the upload. It'll be up there tomorrow and
we'll kind of push this out tillMonday.
But I apologize to the our former Mitch or NFL expert and
to my partner here. So no problem you.
Were away on vacation, right. I'm going to give you give you

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some leeway there certainly yeah, on that one.
So. So let me jump into that so all.
Right, let's leave with the vacation.
Vacation your trip. But the departure?
Part the departure, part I I heard something about this is a
rumor today that you may be sharing.
You may have shared your home with a woodland creature.
So yeah, I. Moments there.
I'm loading the car up and coming in with Jesus.

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This is Thursday. Thursday morning like oh dark
30. No, no, it's like loading up and
wait. We're ready to go.
Like waiting on Jake. I'm coming, coming in out of the
garage, loaded up and there's a fucking squirrel in family room.
That's bonkers. So The thing is, the back door
wasn't open, so I guess maybe already been in the house.

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I don't know. Yeah.
So somebody shit. Hell yeah.
Squirrel and Elizabeths in the bathroom.
Just come out. Did you fall?
Yeah, I'm like, no, there's somefreaking squirrel in the house.
Yeah, she's like, where is it? And I'm like, I don't know, it's
kind of disappeared. Pretty.
Quick, pretty quick, yeah. So we're like, we're loaning the
car up. Cars are in, you know, waiting
on Jacob. We got someone staying at our

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house. Yeah, that's our dog.
And I'm like. Could you imagine the dogs and
the squirrel? Oh, I'm not done yet.
So 10 comes over because we caravanned out Elizabeth's
brother. And that's like we do a sweep
like check every room, but doesn't mean that you're
sweeping. That it doesn't.
Mean it. I'm like, Oh yeah.
And then we're like, OK, maybe it's not here.
So I'm just chilling. I'm in the family room and I'm

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like, I kind of see something underneath our coffee bar in the
kitchen. Sure.
And then Sunny sees Squirrel. So.
I like run over. I got a broom, kind of swish it
out and the squirrel runs in thefamily room, goes in the corner
just like and Sunny, Sunny's chasing it.
So they're going around this little bitty nook corner and I'm

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like, I hope it just goes in this basket.
I can just cover it up. Things like jumping at me.
It's like it's, it's like. It's like this, you know, I
squirrels are rodents. That are.
Disgusting. Anyway, so it's like kind of
like almost hitting me. Listen, Sonny's just so close,
like so close to getting it. So then the one last spin around

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before we kind of almost get it out to the porch.
The damn thing actually scratched me with it's nail on
my leg. So Liz was like freaking out.
I'm like, he didn't bite me. He didn't bite me, right.
So Timmy helped me. We got him out on the got him
out. We just kind of, we had the door
open, Sonny can and it just. Kind of sweep up high pressure.
It's just kind of like. And then it's on the ports are

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screaming. Well, are supposed to be
screening ports just got screensgot fixed from the swarm and
it's trying to like get out and like shut the door and that we
didn't want Sonny to say. And then it's done hitting the
wall and like, finally it got out to the door.
But I mean, thankfully we got itout.
Could you imagine having someonewatching your dog and then like

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Sonny just going, I mean, no Christmas vacation.
Remember when like I kick picture that?
Like that's not exactly. What I was thinking of, yeah,
so. Thankfully we got that son of
Gun out, so we got into. So we went to, we stayed in
Pigeon Forge, we went to Gatlinburg.
We didn't go to Dollywood, but beautiful Smoky Mountains.
We stayed in this house. We had 20, 122 people staying.

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We all had our own beds, every bedroom had a bathroom.
It was actually a nice setup. I.
Mean there's some things they can improve upon.
Had like double ovens, 2 refrigerators, everything like
that. It was really nice, you know,
Got my wife's siblings and the cousins and nieces and nephews,
whatever. It's a strange place though.
Yeah. Meaning the people.

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Yeah, Yeah. I mean, it's people watching,
it's great people watching, but man, you're like, you feel like
in a Twilight Zone. You know, people don't care up
there, whatever it is. So it's it's probably true
Americana. Oh yeah, we played golf nice,
played the discourse of beautiful.
But man, it was hard as hell. You know, we had, we did like a

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two man Randall Shamble. Shamble where you drive and then
everyone hits from there. Everyone.
'S the best drive and then you play from your and.
Then you play your own ball from.
There So we came like Jeff was my partner, I played with Jacob
and. Pyjama pants on the course.
Every picture I saw they were the.

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Pyjama pants. Hey man, he's a man of leisure.
Hey, God bless him. He can't pull it off.
I don't know like pull that off.But but the to the par threes
almost everyone were like 190. 4.
And then one of them was like 2/20/19.
Fuck you, play the Blues. For and no, we're playing.

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We weren't playing the tips. I mean, it's like 5900, OK, but
it was playing like 6465 wind everywhere.
So the part, this one, Part 3, it's like 29.
I'm using a driver. Of course.
Yeah, I would. It's ridiculous.
It does gobble up balls, but we had a good time.

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What else did we do? We played cocktails.
Consumed on the course I'm assuming.
We had cocktails, I brought some, which is illegal.
Yeah. Our good dude, our new we did a
lot of taste testing of our new good day skews.
Yeah, and people seem to really like it.
It was good late nights. Yeah.
I mean a lot of lot of board games.
You people are we play a lot of games.

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Oh, I'm sure we card game board games, games pool.
I saw we lot a lot of pool. I pretty much ruled the root.
Did you? Yeah.
I played pretty good. I'm not lefty.
Not lefty, No. I played pretty good.
Yeah. And the more I drank, the better
I got. I kind of did a Greg, you know?
And then what? Greg is notorious for that,

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everything that mother does. Anything else we did.
I cooked flank steak one night. We had lasagna, we went out a
couple times. We played pickleball.
We had some teams, we ranked them nice.
I love it. We had, I was, I guess I was the
number one player and I got seated with the number, the 21.

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And that's Jack's girlfriend. Yeah, very sweet.
She tried really hard. There you go, a for effort, but.
We we did not succeed well unfortunately, but that's OK
Wizard. Like the Beehee girls like
Elizabeth, Annie and Susie. Don't sleep on that.
They played. Really.
Well, like Susie, really Elizabeth and who was her

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partner? I forgot who would partnered
anyway. They would have played in the
finals. They would.
I mean, she probably would have won.
It was a lot. They didn't like the format
because I went like first round one game.
Then we got to invest two out ofthree and some teams didn't get
the rest. I was like, I got a lot of rest.
I watched. But yeah, it sounds fun.
It was fun. So now we're going to build AI

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guess a boys weekend on that side next May.
We're going to go somewhere golfing.
Yeah. That same place.
No, we want to go. I think some, you know, younger
ones, I'm. We're trying to get them to
plan. It will help plan.
But yeah, probably like a beach.Yeah.
You know, like you can't leave the youngins in charge.
Yeah, they're old, dude. They're old enough.
They're 526. It's time.

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It's time. It's time for pass the torch.
The patriarch. You just.
Show up. I just, I'll show up, you know?
Bring the back good days good. Days and we're good, you know.
That's funny. All right.
So we're looking for that. Give a shot I guess, right?
They got to learn. Well, I mean, the first one will
definitely have some hand in it,but like, we're like, you know,
they're going to have to lead the charge on that.

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So. So it was a good weekend, you
know, got back Monday. I was pretty effing tired.
Yeah. But yesterday I was dragging.
Yeah. Or when?
Tuesday. What's today?
What is today's? Wednesday when you're off.
When you take a Monday off. Yeah, No, it does screw you.
So it's Wednesday. But yeah, it was good.
And Yeah. All right.
So we didn't do much around here.
We went to the square, had a couple of drinks, then went to

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dinner, went to the Korean BBQ, the one up in Kennesaw where
it's like sushi and Korean barbecue and a cookie party and
blah blah blah. What's 1?
It's called Q BBQ. It's new.
Yeah, it's relatively new. I've gotten there for lunch and
it's good. It's relatively inexpensive.
And I mean, it's like all those things.
Yeah, just keep eating meat. Not over and over.
We're not thinking beat over beat at Iron Age.

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Just. That's very similar to Iron Age.
They got the K pop on. They got is it like all you can
eat? It is all you can eat, yeah.
Where is? Where is it?
So we're $3 not in that traffic center like where Bridles, David
Bridles is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, David's Bridal
is. It's on the backside of that.
I don't even notice. I think it's where Chris said it
was. Where.
What's the hibachi place Benihana used to be?

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Maybe Fuji Hana. Fuji Hana.
Oh, OK. Whatever.
Yeah, something Hana. Yeah, well, I'm going to $3.00
Cafe tomorrow, alright, to meet up with somebody and I'll have
to just take a glimpse of what it looks like.
Yeah. So you're saying they have other
things because Elizabeth doesn'tlike.
So it's sushi. It's.
It's all you can eat both, you know, start, you know, really
Christmas a little bit like that's so frantic in here and it

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is. I mean, it's like people are
constantly giving you something brain stuff over.
We're cooking food. She's grabbing things, right?
A little train. Everything is spinning around
the K Pop is just booming. And she's just like, I just want
to have a glass of wine and something to eat, you know?
So I'm not sure she was. I don't know if that's the place
for relaxation. No, it's not that.
It's. Sensory overload.
Without a doubt. And that's what I think was she

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was like, so. The music was louder there than
I just kind of like. Booming, but yeah, I mean it's
it all adds to the so they're. Putting another Korean place,
you know that shopping center where they put the Einstein
bagels, like the Tesla dealership?
Yeah, there's plenty of, I thinkbrilliant.
Like the Korean. Yeah, it was.
Good. I like it.
We went there, like I said, for lunch with the, you know, work

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folks, and it was good. So yeah, I recommend it.
Q BBQ. Yeah.
Qi have to. Check it out.
Korean BBQ, revolving sushi and and Korean BBQ.
So yeah, it's good. Shake it out.
Did I tell you we did? Did I tell you we went to the
Italian place in the square, theMax?
We went for Alma Max. We went for anniversary.
How's that? You know, it's a nice place.

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The pricing is is maybe a littlehigh.
I don't know. I got to have to go.
I'll go back one more time. I wasn't like sold on it.
Yeah, it's kind of. Like this the service the.
Food. The service is fine, yeah, but
it's kind of like Max Chop Houseto me.
It's for what you're paying for.I expect a little bit more.
Yeah, but it's not, you know, they've only been open a few

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like a month or two. So, but yeah, I.
Haven't been over there yet. You know.
Well. I think I was probably, I didn't
drink anything really. I must have did something the
night before and I didn't feel. Well, about it so but all.
Right. Well, we forgot to say it's
sponsored. Yeah, man.
Good Day's classic cocktails. Thank you.
Good day. Let's.
Go with the better nights because I want to have a better
night. I've got the heater again as

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usual. Yeah, yeah, we're we got it.
I got 2 heater MO things. I added one.
I know you got one. So we'll get to that.
I mean, I, I, we're going to jump around, but I'm going to
start. The Braves, again, they're
almost 500, Almost, you know, they're doing now.
Lose tonight. I mean, is it going to be?
This you have two bombs already.It's 3 nothing when I left so
yeah, it's like, but you know, look, they're done with the

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Dodgers, right? They're done with that, but.
Dude, it's sad. No, it's not sad, Jason.
The Dodgers are one of the best teams in baseball, right?
They're what I'm saying is they're through with them.
The Mets haven't played anybody yet, so we all got to just take
a deep breath. It's all going to even out
schedule will, right? So you know.
All right, well, I feel. Still waiting on two of the
best. Down these.
Two best players. On there 41 going in bottom 6.

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We came back last night so but man is it going to be one of
these. Going to take like 2 months to
get over 500 It could be. That could be this week.
Could be, could be. When is Strider coming back?
I haven't found that. I would hope he's coming back
sooner. Than later but I don't know.
I don't think Ron was going to be back till like end of the
month. You know the first, I literally

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thought he was going to be back this series for the Reds.
I didn't think they were going to push him against the Dodgers,
but I thought he. Was starting his rehab.
Assignment, but it's like I don't think he's going.
To be here till June, what are they waiting?
For I keep hearing mid-May, but shit, that's that's now it's the
12th today. So what the fuck?
It's the 7th, but oh, it's the seventh.
Yeah. Oh yeah, right.
Mother. 'S day is this weekend.
That's right. Yeah, yeah.

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How about our wives going golf? I know.
Without us. What is that?
It's mother. 'S no, that's good.
Yeah, I'm glad they're stepping up and and doing that.
But yeah. What do you got planned on
Mother's Day? Owen's taking care of it.
Post Malone, I want you on that,too.
I'm taking going with Elizabeth and Derek and Cheryl.
Owen's going with. Chris, she's no way.

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So they said that to me too. And I'm like, so wait, I don't
get to play golf. You guys are going to Post
Malone. I mean, it's guess it's good.
I mean, I don't have to worry about doing anything.
Owen's like, I got it covered. I was like, all right, good job.
Wow. So you know.
They want to meet up with us beforehand.
I have to put the text right out.
Yeah, well, you know what? They're our wives and then the

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mother of our children there. But it's our children's job to
make it special. And like you said earlier,
they're old enough now. Oh yeah.
To not just make a card and. So you know what the backup is
if it rings on Saturday, You know I.
Heard I heard today, right? Yeah.
I don't know if Owen knows that.I learned how to play.
I bet you a little bit a lot of times.
No, we didn't play up there. We've been playing.

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I hate to say it, I bet. You'd like it.
Here we go. I think we got to try it.
Oh, my God. We can drink some good days.
Yeah, anything involves drinks. Maybe go eat some Korean
barbecue and then go and come back and play some mahjong.
But it sounds confusing your shit to me.
It is. It is So then.
But. You know, you know I have no
patience. For that.
But see, I'm learning. I don't even like those fucking
like silly. I know, I know, I know.
But here's the thing. When you're learning with just

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two people playing, you have to do double.
You're playing Siamese. That's even more confusing for
me. I think I'm actually going to
be, I think I'm excited to try just how anybody else plays.
I'm not going to say I'm going to win or anything, but I mean.
We're not competitive all. No, not at all.
Fuck off. Yeah.
But so, yeah, I don't know. I mean.
It looks like rain all week. I'm not sure they're going to

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get to play, which is unfortunate because Chris
looking forward to it to to getting out with them, but.
They can do a rain check. Yeah, they should definitely do
that. So, yeah.
All right, We talked about Braves.
Let's hope so. But I do want to talk about this
is my heater moment number one. Yeah.
So, you know, a, a, he doesn't like signing great players for
the Braves. He lets them go and we don't get

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anything for him because he doesn't trade them.
And I didn't like, I don't like any of the moves that he's not
done. But this one really hurts.
And I knew, like, when this guy's not hurt, he's one of the
best pitchers in baseball. Jesse Chavez.
Nope, Max free. Yeah, yeah. 6 and O yeah dras
1.01. And we talked about that and.

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The money they paid him wasn't that much money.
And what are we lacking? So I did a little, yeah, but.
At that time, you didn't think Strider was going to be hurt,
right? I didn't care.
We never, you never have enough pitching in Major League
Baseball. It's proven.
Look at this. Look.
They you're right, they don't make the investments the way the
Yankees do. But you know how many titles the
Yankees got? I don't know in the last but.

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But you know what? Money.
Isn't always high. I know the Mets haven't played
anybody. You're saying they're not?
Saying they're they literally have but their.
Team ERA is 2.94 because they'replaying everybody but still.
But the brains are over. The brains have one of the worst
Staffs on paper. Again, they're they've played
the I mean, there's. Two series in the pod you can't
use that for right yeah. So, so our best pitchers are not

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performing against the best teams.
That's. It doesn't bode well for the
play. No, not at all.
And you know, our young gun swelling blocker, you know, he's
getting rocked sales pitching a lot better.
But it's like, it's like we're going to have one good pitch,
one pitcher pitching good, and the rest sucks.
And we can't offer this week. We cannot rely on clients almost
right now. Ohio Grant Homes.
Yeah. OK, so Jacob brought that.

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I'm like, come on, dude. That guy's.
Hair is glorious though, you gotto say.
Oh yeah, he's definitely, you know, belong.
You should. Get a you should get grant.
Holmes awake. He's hilarious.
He belongs in Major League. Yeah, exactly.
Oh yeah, Yeah. So.
Anyway, I think you got Kenny Powers vibe going there, so
yeah, it's. Good.
It just, it just aggravates me because you got to live with
freeze injuries. I get it.

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But dude, I'd rather take 20 starts from him.
Now granted, he hasn't shown much in the playoffs, but you
know, you got to. But you got to have.
Pitchers who can get you the playoffs.
So we'll see. That's my Part 1 heater, but
I'll get to the next one kind ofpart with some of it.
OK so did you watch the Derby? So.
This one, like I said, we were down on the square because we

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went down to this part thing on the square.
Of course, like, yeah, let's go do that for a little while
before dinner. I was like, yeah, sure, let's
get out of the house, right? It had been rain.
We weren't sure we were going todo.
So we cruised out of the square,actually got some parking,
luckily, and it was one of these, you know, like art.
Booths. And you know what?
Like art in the park. Yeah, it's sort of like the
night, some music stuff going on, whatever.
But so by by the time we got down there was like 530, they

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were already packing up. Like everything was like the
vendors were all packing up. I think they were expecting more
rain. They were just like frantically,
like box and everything this Saturday.
This is Saturday, so we're like.Yeah, we're.
Like, yeah. Oh, well, I guess we're not
going to, you know, really see awhole lot of art, but whatever.
We walked around anyways. And then we ended up going in
for a couple cocktails, you know, in.
Yeah. And they had Derby on the TV and

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stuff. They Derby prep on the TV.
This was Derby prep prep. This is, this is what's crazy to
me, right? And this probably could be one
of my hidden moments, too. I talked about it today.
I was like, when did we go from having like an hour of TV
coverage for the Kentucky Derby,right?
Could be all that, yeah. To being this fucking 9 hour
like Super Bowl ask thing like Idon't give a shit about the back

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story of every owner and every horse and.
All these multi millionaires that all the.
Celebrities are there and all the fashion show, they, they've
turned it into an absolute fuck.It's not about the horse race
anymore, right? It's not at all.
No. It's about the fucking celebrity
show they're putting on. It's basically turning to the
Grammy Awards now, right? Grammys or, or the Oscars or,

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you know, whatever the award shows.
Are you annoyed by this? I'm very annoyed by this because
I'm like, because I'm sitting there, it's like 4:30 in the
afternoon and they've got this on.
And I was like, oh, when's the race at like 5?
It's like 7 or whatever it was. And I was like, so they got like
two more hours and we'd already seen it at home.
I was like, what are we doing? Like this is ridiculous.
I'm like, stop doing this and making it like this, this whole

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thing, right? I'm like, it's exciting
suspense. It's the best 2 minutes of
sports or whatever they say, right?
It's, it's, it is and it's very exciting.
But it should be about the gambling and the horses and, you
know, the jockey and the owner who wins it.
Right, I don't. They're little people.
They are so small. Too bad.
And I was like, I thought there was like, maybe I'm wrong.

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There was a weight limit or I'm sorry you had to be a certain
weight. So if you're like 105 lbs and
let's just say it's 115, let's try to add 10 lbs to your horse
so that everybody is carrying the same load basically, right,
the horses. Maybe I don't know I.
Thought that was the way it worked, but I I was kind of
poking around looking at some jockey stats and it didn't

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really say. They look like they all weigh
the same. They're all like 4 foot 11 and
like literally. So is that a little horser?
No. No.
Is that just you know? We lads, I don't know.
You imagine? No, I have legs that weigh that
much. Can you imagine?
Hold the pound so. Anyways, yeah, so you know, but
we so we didn't watch the race because by the time what we were

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like, well no cuz we're like well we want to get to dinner
blah blah. Blah.
We were at AI. Don't know where we we were at a
bar, Yeah. If I was at a bar restaurant.
Like we were at a restaurant, but.
We went to the Korean place and I was like, we watched.
It so we just so first of all the weather was got off.
Oh it's terrible. Yeah.
So you probably know that you just didn't talk about it.
Every one of those horrors has manages the secretary.

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That's see, that's a fun fact that I can deal with.
That was a. Neat thing.
And they should have. Did they talk about that?
I mean, I think like this ad thing or like big deal, no.
I actually read it on Twitter and but they didn't talk about
it on TVI don't know that they talked about it on TV.
It was more about the fucking fashion.
What's everyone wearing? I don't know the fuck what
they're wearing. You know, it's not a red carpet
event, but like in Kentucky. They look like they're, they're,

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I mean, those outfits they're wearing probably worth, you
know, thousands of dollars. Sure.
So the race started. It's so muddy.
And the crazy thing is I think that, you know, the lead horses,
people being the horses behind on the jockeys, they couldn't
see their their goggles were just covered with mud.
So I think it was probably a slow time because it was wet.

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I didn't I. Didn't know what time.
It was a good race but again, you know, I think the top two
were, they were favourites. They wasn't like a shock.
I think the horse that came and forked was like, you know, 21/1.
There was Owen, I think there was one called.
Owen names or other? So sovereignty beat journalism?
Yeah, I know. It's pretty ironic, huh?
Where do you want to go there, buddy?

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Yeah, I'm not going. There, I'm just saying the
headline the next day, I was like, look at that.
I know, yeah. So yeah, well, the good news I,
well, for me, I didn't get to, Idon't have to watch any of that
nonsense, but it's a lot of build up.
I'd like to go to 1 because I'venever been.
That would be cool. It's like going to a golf
tournament, but you see it on TVand you're like, oh.
It looks cool but like. You watch a lot of golf, but.
Going to the tale like when you it's an all day affair.

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You know you can drink getting getting in a boot and we're in a
nice little silly outfit. Sure.
I mean to wear this cowboy hat I.
Could yes, I could wear my cowboy hat.
Yeah, it's not having fire. It's.
But yeah, imagine how all the people walking around that mud
and shit had to be an absolute nightmare.
I mean, it's basically like it'snot that far from NASCAR event,

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right? They got the infield.
They're just dressed nicer, right?
They're not in, you know, not in, you know, white beaters and
you know, you know, jorts, right, They're in these really
nice outfits, but same shit. They're hammered, they're having
a good time. They're playing in the mud,
right? They don't even know who won or
lost at the end of the day, at least the people in the.
I think they're big time, big time gambling there, I'm sure.

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Yeah, I think that's, you know, if we're doing bucket list
sports moments, Yeah, I want to go.
Obviously I'm not. So we went to Churchill.
I've been there too. Yeah, yeah.
When we were in, you know, we actually went for some races
that day. We said it was a baseball trip.
And I'll never forget this kid jagging on our team.
You would have thought he was like, you know, a career horse.

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What do they call it? You know, expert.
Yeah, handicapper. Right.
Oh my. God, right when you he's up
there, he's got the little the sheets, right?
All the, the breakdowns where this kid is 12 years old, right?
This is hilarious. He's 12 years old and we kind of
lost him for a minute. Like his parents were there.
We were all hanging out having agood time, right?
It wasn't, you know, Kentucky Derby was just like a regular

(22:50):
Saturday race or whatever, whatever day it was.
But we all went over as a team and hung around.
It was fun. We're like, where's Jade?
You know, we're, you know, couldn't find him.
He is up in the stands with likea bunch of like 45 and 50 year
old men. They're smoking cigarettes and
drinking beer and he's up there like right in the middle of
they're all like this, like compared notes.
It's like an old movie back in the IT looks unbelievable.

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Of course, the kids couldn't betthem we left them.
Hey, which one do you want for fun?
Yeah. Throw a few bucks in or
whatever, but she took it way seriously.
It was one of the fondest memories.
I haven't maybe. He's the best handicapper.
Who knows? Who knows?
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe he is.
Yeah. I think he missed his calling.
So I mean like Vegas last time was like it's horse races all

(23:33):
around the world. People just they bet on that
shit everywhere. Oh, yeah.
I mean, you get Vegas. It's yeah, it's nuts.
I mean, you could, you could sitin the sports book in Vegas and
watch some horse racing from like Saudi Arabia.
Yeah. Like what is going on here or
like Brazil? And people are betting on it.
Yeah, it's crazy, I know. It's absolutely crazy.
Yeah. It is fun, though.
It's a good way. I know you're, you know, yeah,

(23:53):
gambling stuff. But, you know, it's.
I always found that interesting because it's just, you know, you
can just then on the horse's names and.
You put a little trifecta. Yeah.
I mean, you just kind of like, you know, sometimes you're like,
I'm gonna pick two out of the. Oh, exactly.
The horses have the, you know, craziest odds to win.
Sure. And every once in a while that
stuff you just need to hit in there.
Trifectors, you need to go to the dog track.

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So in Florida's right. No, I only have it in Florida.
They have an. Arizona, That one in Alabama.
So of course they do. My buddy Derek and I worked at
this moving company. This guy that we worked with was
like, I don't know, he's probably, you know, like 6-7
years old, but he felt like he was like, yeah, 20 years old.
He's like, yeah, well, let's go.Like, let's go to the dog track
and like, oh, but like, whereverthe hell it is.

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So the first race I've been on adog, the damn thing at the first
corner snaps his neck. Yeah, it died.
It died and like, tumbled and, like, tumbled and died.
And I'm like, Oh my God. I'm like, guys, I'm done.
Didn't make it. I didn't make it on that side.
I'm like, I'm like, you know, somebody's in the race.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, I don't know those

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those dogs are they have the the.
Trotters and the Pacers where I'm from, like up in Long Island
and stuff like, you know, the guys, little buggies.
It's weird. Like the audience stuff like
camel racing. How fucking wild would that be
to go? I'm pretty sure to prep, they're
fast, get a little. Wrecked and go watch camel
races, you know. Have someone on there.
What's that? Are they on it?
Yeah, I think, yes, some of thattime there's people on it,

(25:22):
Honest to God, I'm not going to,I'm not going to lie.
I think they put they put monkeys on there. 4343, Nice.
Let's see Camel. I can't put Camel toe did.
That pop up in your phone? Ridiculous.
Oh my God it's a traditional sport for jockeys.
Probably camels around the same track.

(25:42):
Race typically had 15. Wow, they go 2.5 miles to 6
miles. What huge animals I mean.
They're massive. Yeah.
Wow. Yeah, I don't know why not.
It's a big thing. I think I saw it on like one of
those HBO sports things or something.
It's a huge, huge thing in some of those countries over there.
Like I said, I so I think peoplecan gamble.
So how fast do you think a camo can run?

(26:04):
40 miles an hour? Dead on.
I just thought, sorry. Well, move on.
Yeah. Golf.
It's not like a cheetah, but that's pretty quick.
That's moving, man. Golf.
Golf and I, And that's my heatermoment.
Yeah. All right.
Well, we'll do the you want to come back to the golf, We'll
just do the golf. We'll do the golf and I'll.
Just I thought it was great. Again, I don't know what's with
me this year. I'm watching more golf than you
know, I have in a while, but this is usually typical of me

(26:27):
early in the season. But yeah, Saturday, Sunday
afternoons, I'm out on the on the porch.
And I mean Shafur looking. To golf, I mean, that is
amazing. Now, look, I know what you're
going to say. That's just, you know, it's
getting ridiculous. Oh, that's good, yeah.
That course they played was the longest track in the PGA this
year in the 900 yards from the tips, 7900 yards.
And he just went through it likefucking butt.
They all did. Now, does that mean there's not

(26:50):
much trouble? It's flat, it's long, and it's.
Hot too, baby. Play courses like you and I
play. Of course they would still eat
it up. They're not playing tight
courses, it's wide open. Seriously, that's my heater
moment. I watched some of that golfer
and followed it and I'm like everybody.
You want to see how these guys do with powers like?
20 fucking 100 like. He was 31, in the middle of the

(27:13):
path. It was the best.
It was the best scorer to par inthe history of so of the Tour.
He tied. He had a chance to win an 18 to
break the record and he missed the putt.
They got some of the ball, the ball they, they, they got not
for us because we're, we don't. We're not pros, dude.
It is getting out of control. Why is a tournament you're

(27:33):
winning 31 and how many people were right behind you at 2626 I
I just think it's. That he won by like 9 or?
10 I mean, which is embarrassing, first of all.
Yeah. I mean, he's, he's, I mean, he's
off with that. Just wait.
The US Open's coming. Just wait, Wow, we have pretty
show. That's PGA next.
Yeah, PGA next. But but you know what somebody
told me today they watched something on YouTube with with

(27:56):
Scheffler. I forgot the guy's name and he's
like, I like courses. We actually have to make
skillful shots because they asked them like what is your
favorite courses like Grand Harbor, Grand whatever and then
Sawgrass. You just it's not about just
hitting. Far sure you got to draw.
You got to fade it and some of the one of those courses, I
think it's Grand Harbor is the small greens sure can and you go

(28:17):
off. I'm a fur look.
I love watching. They're just great golfers, but
got to do something about the ball and they need to make the
rough thick. They don't play.
They're rough. Is are fairways.
I think they're. I think they're very skilled.
Why is it Roy McElroy playing that tournament?
Why is a guy, look, here's the deal aggravates me.

(28:37):
The PGA doesn't even get week after week the best golfers on
their tour playing. Why?
Why? He took it because the purses
are so good, you win a lot of money and you're like you used
to have to. Play you know who they should
take then yeah then live and allthose golfers are like all those
guys make more money because of that and then you got a bunch of
backlash of. TV, money and stuff, but why

(28:57):
isn't? Rory playing like now, he's too
good to both play. I mean, look, I don't know, I,
I, I respect his game, but I don't like him as a person and
his little snotty attitude. Stay in Britain, get out of
here. I don't know, Northern Ireland.
I think he might be from Northern, you know what I mean?
Well, I enjoyed the golf. It was some great, you know,
great conditions, great golf andI was very impressed with, I

(29:19):
mean, the guy said absolute machine.
So he's machine. Who are the favorite?
I mean the PJ's like 2 weeks from now.
Is it? Yeah.
Speeds point. Well, speed did play.
Now he had a 62 in the last round, but he's like, so can he
actually get back into the one column in a major?
We know Rory. Colum.
Rory will be there. We know Chef will be there.

(29:41):
We know what Capka will be. I think Capka's going to be up
in this one. Oh yeah, and we've heard much.
From him in a while. Yeah, he'll be fine.
Yeah. And then obviously Bryson will
be here. I'm looking for it like, where
is it? Do we?
Know I don't even know where it's.
Well, how I think. Oh yeah, that's right.
Yeah, in Charlotte. Right.
Yeah, in North Carolina. They were talking about Rory

(30:02):
because, yeah, he had won there and yeah, OK.
I get you now. Everybody thinks he's going to
win every major now, man. Good luck there.
Yeah, IOB gets just throttle andcries and I'm not talking to the
media. Yeah, sorry if I'm offending or
huge following. Yeah, in in Northern Ireland, we
have a lot of people if you're dialed in for Northern.
Ireland, I apologize for we could, we could boost that.

(30:24):
We should, yes. Let's boost it.
All right, so we're at what? Why don't we do the snack of the
week? Snackles so.
We buy these off. You can buy them at Costco.
But yeah, Thrive Market is an online grocer.
You guys love this market. Yeah.
It comes in a box like on your front.
Door. Yeah, it's great.
So what's yes? So these are sweet a simple

(30:50):
mills, sweet thins, sweet thins.It says it's a seed and nut
flour, and these smell like these smell like.
I can't see it. All right, Bobby Fruit.
Let's see. I think it is.
Fuck him. Bobby fruit, baby, is it?
That means you're going to eat this kind of stuff.
It's healthy. These smell like animal crackers

(31:11):
a little bit with. A little bit of lemon on them.
What's the other one or the Graham?
Yeah, what I said. Graham crackers before or animal
crackers? Yeah, OK.
I mean for a little, you just need a little treat.
You don't want to. You will eat anything crunchy.
I swear to God you'd eat fuckingrocks if they were you know I do
like rock if you could digest them.

(31:32):
You ever had rock candy? Candy's just ridiculous.
It is That is just fucking that and like those fucking cigarette
things like of course you did the dots that come out a fucking
piece of paper like a. Variable.
That piece of like like receipt,like a receipt roll or just have
these fucking. I remember those.
Oh yeah, terrible. I got to say.

(31:54):
A lot better than thought. He was skeptical.
It's more refreshing than I thought.
There's a lemon then right there.
They're delicious. So was this a cookie?
Was it a cracker? I mean, I can't put cheese on
this. I can't dip it in something.
She really got to eat it by themselves.
They call this a they. Call it sweet then.
So I'm going in a wafer. But I mean, if it's like a week,

(32:16):
then you know, I put cheese on it or whatever.
It's not. This is like.
That's just like a cookie to me.Delicacy, but it's a healthier
delicacy. Healthier cookie.
I know problem. You eat the whole fucking bag
every time on the floor. All right, Well, where can you
get these? You.
Can get them, but I think publicsize them too.
You get Costco big bag, Thrive Market.
That's the one I'm pumping rightnow.

(32:37):
All right. Well, give me a score compared
to other I'm going to compare the other cookies that we've
done right. So we've done Nutter butters,
we've done what other cookies wehad.
Oh, the Girl Scout cookie. Fucking like reindeer turd
balls. Those are awesome.
I really like both. I think I like them more because
you put them in the freezer. Like, they don't come in the

(32:58):
freezer section, right? They come right now.
They come like in the dry foods,right?
Well, yeah, that was a great call, putting them in the
freezer. Oh yeah, that's what I used to
do with my Girl Scout cookies. I gave you a four one.
That's exactly what I was going to.
Give it salad, yeah? I'm not sure it's quite the
Nutter butters, but. Actually it's, it's a lot
healthier, I mean. Put a little like lemon curd

(33:19):
between two of these. They're talking about lemon
curd, right? You know, how about some?
Pudding. Like, Yeah, old lemon pudding or
just dip in some pudding. I found something.
All right, simple Mills. We're going to call you.
We're going to have the enhancedversion of these things.
These are really good. I hope.
Recall seed and nut flour. All right.
Ted went to actor. I didn't make it.

(33:39):
Last night I was off. On Monday I had to do a lot of
ketchup work. You will not believe this story.
Our record in the season in Coral was one in 161 in six and
when all the losses we only won one game in the losses.
Yeah, even a couple of them. So I think we somehow eked out
the six seed instead of the seven seed because I think

(34:02):
somebody else was also one in six but had more or less fewer
format. Did we beat them?
No. No, wouldn't be.
Yeah, you know what? Maybe that was it.
You're right. Yeah.
So anyways, well he got the 60 and who do we get first round?
Wendy. Wendy right?
The, the fucking Black Widow, right?
Four bag. Wendy, right.

(34:23):
I was, I was, I looked at the matchups and I was like, oh God,
here we go. She destroyed me last time.
And again. Super sweet lady love Wendy.
If you're watching Wendy or you know, great season.
Thanks for the support last night.
She plays with the same first round right quarterfinals, her
son-in-law. She and her son-in-law.
That guy. That dude is like 6/6.

(34:43):
Yeah, he's good athlete. Looks like a fucking high
jumper, right? Looks like a South African high
jumper. So I kid you not, we lost game
121, nothing 3 rounds. They went like 858 or something
like that or 859, whatever. You guys hit the board.
Obviously that dude, his dude, that guy, the South African.
You know we're not going against.

(35:04):
Todd, he threw 24 baggers in a row.
So we're like, holy shit, this is, this could be it, right?
Well, and they made a drastic mistake and they sat in for Game
2 and they brought away the end.It was very good when he played
against Todd, I played against her husband, who was also very
good. close game two, we eked itout.
Close game 3, eked it out and I was jacked.

(35:25):
Does the sun in law come back? The Sun in Law came back for
Game 3 when he played once lost out, they bring him back in, but
he sat there for 20 minutes or 15 minutes.
It was cold. It's tough, yeah.
You said the same thing, right? If they kept him in, Todd said
last night he's like if they kept him in for game two, we
probably are gone at home going home.
Yeah, we make it through round one fine.

(35:48):
Then we get the alotis one of one of those two teams who just
buried us during the regular season.
But it was the one. I wasn't there that week and you
were like you and Tom, I think when like we were done in like 8
minutes. So we played them.
This time it's just me and Todd the whole time.
No, no, no, it wasn't. Mike played the first game, so I
want to take a leak, come back. Mike's playing.

(36:09):
I'm like, that's cool. Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, because he was like, I don't want to play.
I hadn't been here in a while. I'm just going to fetch beers
and, you know, be the support, which was awesome.
Corner man. Exactly.
But yeah, he played and he threwwell, warmed up well, threw
well, but that team is just really good.
So yeah, they won game one. We're like Sup bitch.
So I come in for Mike pretty close.

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We he got Game 2 again. Todd was really good.
He was bending break and flip and drag.
And he was. Doing his whole thing, it was
like 4IN. He had all the shots.
The whole array 4 beers in that's.
Actually, the key, right, The beer I usually have there on
tap, I forget what the name of it is, it's that hazy IPA or
whatever that was off the menu last night.
So I went with the thirst responder.

(36:51):
Like an American lager, Crisp 5%, probably eight of those.
Boom, you find that E you find that just that perfect mix,
right? It's like when you're playing
golf, you find that perfect mix of like, I got a good buzz, but
you know, I'm not like falling down, right?
That's that's where I found, I found my, you know, my Zen
moment there, right? All right, so you were, you're

(37:12):
feeling good, Bob. Bob was right there feeling good
too. Right.
So we win, we win game two, close match.
You get to game three, they jumpout to a big league, they're up
like 191019111912. We're kind of inching our way
back. I mean, I'm just waiting for the
hammer to drop. 14 we go, It's my end and I didn't even see it

(37:32):
because it was getting dark. The guy left me a little bit of
an opening. You know, two of my bags were
kind of sort of in front. Boom, hammer it through sliding
all three boom and I had one on.So 1010 three.
If he boards his last bag, they're still playing.
It goes off, slides off the side.
Todd does the math. That goes ball game.
I was like, what? But threw A7 in the last round,

(37:52):
10 to 3, seven, boom ball game right there.
I was sucking. I was like, there's no way that
just happened, right? I mean, I was like, holy shit.
So now in the files were like holy crap this is great and the
other the one seed had previously lost the other lotes
team so they lost the same 2 dudes we played last.
Week. And we had a big league and they
came back and blah, blah, blah. So now we got these guys and

(38:14):
same thing. This no joke.
We start at my end, he goes 12. One on me 11.
Points right out of the gate, 12/1.
I was like holy shit. But then Todd came back with
like 7 I think, and then I had five and it was just like these
huge chunk plays. We ended up losing game one
again. We had to fight our way back,
but it was just wild. These guys are good.

(38:35):
The guy in my end was quite good.
So we went game two close match,almost identical situation.
It's 1614 game three and they're, you know, we're doing
I'm doing the best I can just to, you know, stay even with
this guy and same thing. I threw A7 on him to to win the
match at the end. I think it was 10/3 again, or

(38:55):
maybe maybe it was 12, I don't know.
Whatever it was, I don't think Ihad a full bagger either way.
Either way, boom, 7 pointer Toddlooks down, does the math ball
game. I was like, you shouldn't be.
It was like I was like Todd. Todd was keeping us in the game
playing out of his mind. I was just like launching the
half quarters once in a while way then fortunately in the
right times. So yeah, we end up winning the

(39:17):
title here. Here it is Jason.
I got a bunch of the the brackethere because it says good days
for days on it right here, right?
I think we should have our moment.
Wow, Anchor, you just. Slapped it on there like like
they do March Madness. So this is for you.
But man, good days for Dave. I didn't.
I didn't contribute, that's all.Right, you're a.
Sponsor. That's all right.

(39:38):
You're a sponsor. So yeah, it was super exciting
long night because it was just, you know, that's that takes
forever. Every match was three games,
but. Yeah.
But yeah, so good job we're up to.
States it's funny that when you text me, I was like, Victor
goes, he said. I was walking the dog.
I was like, and then he's like, you should come down.
I'm like man, don't get rid of lose probably.
Oh, trust me, I. Didn't I was like, I'd hate to

(39:58):
go down there and I'm like turning my ass around.
Yeah, yeah. That I did not think that was
completely unexpected. But good job, and one is the one
is the play. I don't.
Know it's a couple weeks. So, but we now are registered
for our. Song So we are playing Guys and
Dolls, husbands and wives, we'reat hub.
Yeah, hopefully they get enough team, Yeah.
If not, we can just do schoolhouse.

(40:20):
We have, Yeah. So.
No, it's good. So great end ending to the
season. We have never won as a group
advanced. In fact, I think we've ever even
got past the first round of our own playoffs.
That was really unexpected. But you know what we you find
those moments, Jay, you know? Todd must have been pumped.

(40:40):
That was pumped. We were all pumped.
It was. It was a lot of fun and I'm
happy. We did it good job.
You better practice up because that's gonna be.
No doubt that could be a quick exit out of the state
tournament. No doubt.
Be hey, I might be just watching.
You, yeah, you're, yeah, you're up against the best of the best
in that. So Yep.
Let's see here, we did all that.I mean, we got a touch on it.

(41:02):
What the hell happened on this trade here?
Yeah, I mean. The Steelers.
I'm I'm. Confused.
Yeah. Yeah, right.
Yeah. No.
So Steelers traded Pickens today.
The Cowboy. And there was a bunch of picks.
Right, third round pick and thenthey swapped to some late round
picks and six or seven or something like a 7 or 6,
whatever it was. So yeah, I mean, a few weeks
ago, first of all, I've heard a lot of the draft that they were
going to try to trade him on draft.

(41:23):
Day. Is he just a malcontent?
I think there's a little bit of that going on.
You like, he had a bunch of penalties last year and he had
to have some talking twos and, you know, people were like, oh,
he's young, he's fiery. And you know, I don't know if
he's a, he's one of those teammates that people just roll
their eyes and they're like, holy shit, dude, stop doing this
shit. Or if he's like, he could be the
greatest teammate ever because he's always, you know, standing

(41:44):
up to the team as teammates and blah, blah, blah.
I don't really know. I mean, I'm, I'm a little bit
broken on it today because I'm like, I really wanted to see.
You. Know be the be the receiving
corps. But at the same time, I'm like,
you know what? Clearly, there were some issues
that he had unfollowed the Steelers a few weeks ago.
There were a lot of rumors abouthim getting traded.
This is the last year of his rookie contract.

(42:05):
So much like my age do every year, they're going to try to
get some value out of him instead of just letting him
walk, right? So they let him walk after this
year. And he already said, I think.
I don't know if the DK thing, like, bothered him that he was
no longer going to be the one, you know?
Yeah, but he probably could excel even.
You know what? We have yet to hear anything
from him or all I've read is a bunch of rumors today.

(42:27):
But they definitely moved on from him.
So I heard is there a wide receivers are looking at?
I saw a board they. They signed Robert Woods this
past week. But you know, I don't.
Know he's kind of done, isn't he?
Yeah. Rugs is out there, you know, we
got, we got my nephew on it this.
Morning rugs? You mean the guy went to jail?
Yeah, yeah, right. No, he did say that.
He said rugs and I didn't even think about that.
So he's the dude. Who killed somebody?

(42:48):
Well, I mean, he was. He was going too fast.
He must have been, he must have been kidding that because he was
like, we could always sign HenryRugs.
OK, I get it now I think. But I know he's getting out of
jail soon. No way.
Steelers wouldn't do that. So that was it's obviously, you
know, a ribbing right there. So I don't know, I don't know
what their plans are. I don't know what the plans of a
quarterback. You know, of course, this this
played right into the wells. Does this mean they're going to

(43:09):
get Rodgers now? So I fucking I hope they don't
What I don't think about that hope we roll with, you know,
Rudolph and, you know, work our way towards Will Howard.
So you know. I mean.
Yeah, that was when I was this. The first year that maybe the
Steelers go on. Well, they loaded up on defense.
They're going to be good on defense again.

(43:29):
So we'll see how it all lines out.
Let's go to your heater moment cuz so the.
Heater moment again, aside from what I talked about earlier,
soccer, right? Soccer in the United States
World Cups come. Yeah, I know.
I got an e-mail about buying tickets.
Yeah. So I mean, that's that's kind of
exciting to have that here on, you know, our shores, right.
Yeah, some right here in Atlanta.
I'm right at the Benz. Yeah.

(43:50):
I don't know, you know, you don't know who's going to be
playing it, obviously, but you know.
So I went to. I went to the other day.
To one of the United games and, you know, I texted him.
I was like, how's the game going?
How they tied, you know, and he's like worst like sport ever
or something like that. And we were laughing about it.
And I was like, it's the truth. I don't understand why there are

(44:11):
ties really in anything, right? Why are there ties in soccer?
Right. I mean.
Why don't you just go, at least for the regular season matches
like this, go to penalty kicks right away, right?
And just keep doing penalty kicks of sudden death until
someone wins? You can have it over in like 15
minutes, right? Because they always go like 245
minute halves, then they go what, a 20 minute or 30 minute

(44:33):
overtime period? And then they go to penalty
kicks. Like for World Cup, you have to
have a winner, obviously. But for these regular season
ones, I don't understand. Turn the beer back on, right?
Crank it up, get your best five out there, right, and go and
start fucking doing penalty kicks.
I just don't get it. It's like 10 more minutes.
Do we not have enough patience for temperament?
You know what? Stop doing this fucking stupid

(44:55):
injury time at the end where it's just a mysterious clock,
right? 90 minutes?
No, not so much it could be. Oh, we got to like we.
Got to like 12 it could. Be 9.
Yeah, we don't really know. We don't really know.
It's it's in somebody's pocket. He just makes it up, right?
So you're gonna make up shit like that, Make some, make some,
you know? Get some fun out of the game.
I'm I'm all in on that. I also wanted to say can we get

(45:17):
rid of all sides? Yeah, well, you know, yeah.
I mean, it's too many. It's, I mean, it's hard to, it's
hard to swallow this anytime somebody makes a break for you,
like, oh. There we go.
Awesome. And then it's like, yeah, why,
Why? Why?
Don't do it. Yeah.
I mean, it would be, I mean, I respect those players.
I mean, those students are running 1015 miles this and

(45:37):
that. They're they're what they're
world class athletes. But like when you watch the
game, I like going those games, it's like 10.
Yeah. I mean, have a little.
Score. Think about that.
A 00 tie that this week with oneone time.
But yeah. I mean, that's like, it's funny.
He'll nil tie. I'm like, I mean.
Have you been to the land in that?
Game I have not and I and I. It is fun.

(45:58):
They do make it fun. I'm, I'm quite sure of it, and
that's exactly my point is if you how much more fun could it
be if they simply went to penalty?
Kicks. Well, doesn't have that the same
thing. Hockey goes to overtime and it
can still tie. But they're the day ended
somewhere too. Well, football, NFL used to be

(46:18):
like that. I mean they changed the rules.
Right. There's very few ties in
football. There's fewer in hockey than
there used to be, but there's somany fucking ties in soccer.
I can't do it. I can't get that jacked for it.
When they're going to end games like that.
We're just like, oh hum, yeah, we're done.
We'll go to a game. Soccer ties.
We'll get hooked up. We'll get hooked up.

(46:38):
Either Owen or a boy Mike. You're fun to go watching the
crazies. Let me just drink beer.
Oh yeah, look, man, I want to bedown there with that flag, you
know? You don't, Yeah, don't want
beers in the air and shit. That place is no, you don't want
to be in there. You want to be watching just so
far. All right.
Then close up look at Spill, Let's Go Brag and Steve.

(46:59):
Look at spilled beer. Each other, right?
Yeah, that'll be all spilled all.
Right, I like that. I put down NBA playoffs.
I'm not watching. Are you?
I just play here, don't really care.
I don't know if they're here, but Lebron's out.
Well, that's always a pleasure. That's that's the best.
People. Yeah, if we have any younger
people, sorry. Michael Jordan, the best ever,

(47:21):
no doubt. There's no doubt in mine he
would still dominate today. LeBron, OK, he's one of the
greatest, but he's not the best.I mean, the Duke, I'm going to
try it. Last week of the last 23 playoff
series Jordan was in, he went 22and one right teammate teams
better if you won titles, right?LeBron is like three and eight

(47:43):
in his last 11 and like no titles and.
And so he, you know, I saw all the news in the NBAI mean, I'll
probably watch when it gets to the conference finals because I
think, you know, Boston or the Knicks, you know what, like the
Golden State can somehow get there.
I like, you know, he. Got hurt right yesterday in his
hand, right and. They won.

(48:05):
They won like, yesterday, Yeah. So I mean, they can kind of
slide in as old people. I mean, Steph Curry, he's still
playing at a high level. I mean, everybody's like saying
look at LeBron, you know, 3440 years old she on.
Oh, well, besides that. But Steph Curry's 3738 years old
dude's still playing well. He's still one of the best
players in the NBA. He's on taking the rack like

(48:27):
LeBron, but he still goes. To the but dude.
But nobody flops like LeBron. So, so maybe when it gets to the
conference finals, I mean, look,that's the good news is there's
some new teams going like it's there's some new blood, you
know, competing for championships now instead of,
you know, it's like Denver, Denver's kind of retooled.

(48:47):
They're not. They didn't have a great regular
season, but dude, you can't count them now.
No, I mean. That's like kind of that's not
in Cornell. You can't count of stuff, Yeah.
Exactly exactly so again and plus if my team was in the
playoffs like watch the Hawks, but they're irrelevant.
They're irrelevant team in the NBA and I would you know what
I'll look at the I'll look up the ratings and we'll talk about
next week. I'm curious see if the ratings

(49:08):
even matched like last year or if it's and I would think the
product is not good. You know Jacob and I always
argue about it. I'm like the mid range jumper is
not like they pass up layups to shoot a three pointer.
I don't know the analytics, but why don't you just take the 2?
Easy 2, but whatever. So I have to say, you ever heard

(49:29):
of the Tiffany plate? No What?
Does that mean so again like? Not the nice Tiffany, but you
get a Tiffany. Yeah, it's, it's a viral thing.
So my wife did a video. I guess I didn't see it.
So if you go on Instagram, I guess this went viral like in
2023. And this woman, you know,
someone drinking two days here. What is it?

(49:50):
Tiffany plate. So her name is Tiffany Maggie.
Maggie. And she does.
She's lost a bunch of weight andshe's got big followers on
TikTok. It's like this is what she does
simple meals. What simple meals like using
like and people are following this and like going viral and
they're a bunch of hashtags of them doing their their own
Tiffany plate. No, it's like.

(50:11):
Dipping sausage and vegetables, That's yeah, in the country.
That's what she is. This in her car every time.
I don't know if it's in car, butlike and she's lost a bunch of
weight. Elizabeth's been doing this for
lunch, I guess recently and I didn't know.
And she's like, and the reason she brought it up, this woman is
big in the hydration. She talks about electrolytes.
And I, one of my clients is, is has a electrolyte packet and

(50:36):
she's like, you should get her, send her some samples and this
and that. But yeah, it's bizarre to me.
But. Everyone's eating like kielbasa
and carrots and celery and broccoli every day.
Yeah, every. Month.
This is for lunch. I don't know what she does
right, but this is it. This is for lunch.
OK, no, never heard of this. Interesting.
Well, I thought for sure you know everything about food.
I, I, I try to, I really follow it, but this I have yet to see.

(50:59):
But of course, now thank you forsaying in front of my phone.
Now it'll be fucking plastered all over.
All right, let's get to the real1 though.
That's, that's really viral and everybody's talking about right
one, one versus 100, right, man versus 100 gorillas.
Oh yeah, or I'm sorry, a gorillaversus 100.
Man, yeah, nobody's beating thatgorilla.
But I mean wherever I go right? Because this was like 6 days ago

(51:19):
maybe at work. I just popped up on my phone a
couple times. I was like, what are these like
cartoon things that people are showing here like, you know,
doing AI blah blah blah. And I went to work, you know, a
bunch of young guys at work and we're talking about it at lunch
and they're like, you know what?We're talking.
I was like, what is all this shit you're explaining?
It's kind of funny though. It's it's ridiculous, yeah, but.
There's nobody. I mean, they're like and then

(51:41):
Owen. Was showing me all these
fucking. The memes are so funny about
like, you know, just guys say, well, if you did this, you could
take him and you did that. He goes, yeah, it's all fine.
It's your fucking. Arm with John Randall.
John Randall was showing it like, this past weekend.
And I've seen it, Yeah. And we all we like we are, you
know? Oh, sure.
We were drinking huge. 2 drinks and.
We're like, like, there's no fucking way.

(52:04):
That gorilla, I mean, it's not going down, right?
You know, I mean, grills are fucking strong.
They're just going to throw you and this and that.
But it's kind of funny, though. I mean, some some guy what's the
stick of this dumb ass thing? And it's gone viral.
Yeah, you know. But I'm with you because even
though the attention is you have100 guys, you can get after
this, the first time somebody's literally head gets ripped off

(52:27):
their body or their arm gets ripped out of the socket,
leagues or I'm out, I'm out. Those what?
7 feet tall. I mean, I mean, yeah, I don't
know. And it weighs and they're.
Like 4 or 500? Pounds, I mean, yeah.
And they're fast. Yeah.
And they're not. I mean, I'm not going to hurt
100 guys go try to jump on it. Yeah, they just.
Yeah, so man, have we not seen I'm with.
We're not seeing King Kong. Right, saying I'm with you.

(52:48):
I'm maybe. Godzilla inside the gorilla for
sure. I know.
Sure. That's good one, though.
I like that. Yeah.
Trips, man. Summer plans.
What are your plans? I know you just got back from
Tennessee, so where else you going?
To Italy, right? So first, before that, I'm going
to Chicago for Father's Day weekend.
All right? Jacob and I, Yep, going up
there, we're going to the Cubs game.

(53:09):
I don't know what else we're doing up there now.
Now, Now he's like, I'm like, she asked me some questions,
like just do things you haven't done.
Sure. I don't, you know, Right?
Let the kids plan it now, right?That's.
A weird She's the best. Oh.
Sure, she's. Yeah, she's she's better than my
wife so but my we'll give my both my wife and daughter did a
great job. They planned out our past

(53:30):
weekend trip. They did a great job.
So we're doing that. My wife's going to Hubbard Lake.
I might go, I don't know, depending what's going on.
Did you? Go with Tim.
Tim's not going up for the 4th of July.
He's going later. But like Tim's going in August
and like maybe I'll go up in August, but but then things are
getting crazy. I'm going in September, My great
aunt turns 100, so she we're going out to Tucson and then

(53:54):
literally like 3-4 days later we're going to Italy.
Oh wow. Yeah, so.
And I'm sure we'll do some, likegoing to Charlotte, go see my
buddy trip that's trying to Get Me Out there.
Maybe, I don't know, I may work a beach strip in.
Yeah, but you guys always go to North Carolina.
We did. We'll go for North for July 4th
week again as usual, and then we're actually going to upstate

(54:14):
New York in a couple weeks. Well, a few weeks.
After school's out. Because after school's out,
Chris said. I want to go to New York.
Shouldn't have been there a while, see family.
I have an aunt there who's 84, right?
Wow. You know, we need to go see her,
see my brother, see some of my wife's family, although we'll
see him at the beach, but we'll see him then, too.
And Chris just, you know, loves upstate New York in the summer.

(54:37):
It's nice and. Cool and so many time it's nice.
Yeah, yeah, exactly. So yeah, we're just going to go
kind of make a big loop, fly to the planes, I think, and just go
up around to Albany, stay on theFinger Lakes for a couple days
and then right, come back down and come home.
So, yeah, that's, we're not really sure who's going yet,
Chris and I and at least one of the girls, I don't know, it's

(54:59):
things are still a little bit upin the air for, for a couple of
a couple of children depending on what happens with with
employment this summer. So yeah, we'll do that.
And then we'll go out of banks and then probably in the fall
we'll go do another trip up to Wilmington and kind of hook
right up there a little bit more.
So I think that's all I got. I'm going to Vegas.
I'm going to Vegas and. For work.
Yeah, actually right before June's been very busy for me.

(55:20):
June is I'm in Vegas and then wego to New York and then at the
very end of the month we go to North Carolina.
So yeah, June is June is tough. Basically you just you're.
Fucking off for a good part of June.
Yeah, good. I got the days I can do it.
Yeah, sure. That's good.
And yeah, she's pumped. Chris got like, what, 11 days

(55:40):
left? And some of them are half days,
yeah, counting them down, I mean.
It's already May. Yeah, Countdown somewhere will
be here. Yeah.
Is pool open? I think pool's open.
Pool's open. We'll definitely.
I mean, we didn't use it for years, but why not?
Yeah, we went a few times off. It's good.
So yeah, it comes quick, man. Once it hits summer, it's like
boom. And also it's football season.

(56:00):
It's the holidays. Like, damn, where did the year
go? Yeah, everything goes faster as
we're old people now. Yeah, we're we're getting older.
How about that? So I just want an update.
So we went to the movies. Yeah, like the dumb movies.
You guys are still way in the movies.
Yeah, so we saw the new Marvel Thunderbolt.
Yeah. Wasn't that they make that up or

(56:21):
was that actually a Marvel thingback in the day?
I remember. There's always been a thumb.
It being a. Comic book.
Who are the characters? I mean you have.
Recognizing the names, I'm not saying they had red.
Guardian you got. I don't know the names, but
anyway, they actually did a goodjob, but I don't know, I don't I
think the movies unfortunately are done.

(56:41):
Sure. Screaming's destroyed it.
And I it's a sad thing because Ithink I think what happened with
movies that that whole thing is they started making so many
movies so quickly and lost and then COVID just destroyed
everything at that point. But they they put out bad
movies, so. But yeah, what's the last

(57:02):
summer? Blockbuster you went to I mean
it was Mavericks probably yeah, The Mavericks, yeah, Zach Rose
gonna say and that was what, three years ago?
Four years ago, so. They got some, they got Mission
Possible, The last The Reckoning.
I like those movies. How many of them are there 786?
Or seven. Yeah, something like that.
But dude, he's good. I can't honestly say I've seen
maybe but one of them too I. Like, I think they're

(57:24):
entertaining. Yep.
And there's the new Superman by James Gunn, who used to do the
Marvel stuff. OK.
So it looks. Pretty good.
Who's Superman now? They just nobody, you know,
really. Yeah, just new, but.
That's a better way. New guy fit the suit?
Yeah, at it, Sure, And he looks just like it.
So. But there's a lot more coming.
We'll see. Because if the movie industry

(57:46):
can't, I think they have a lot of potential blockbusters coming
from now until the end of summer.
Yeah, if it doesn't revive, I mean.
Well, if you watch, I didn't watch Oscars because I can't
stand. Those I don't watch them either.
But I did hear some of the bits that some of the talking points
and whatnot, and a lot of them were they're practically begging
people to go to the movies. I mean Adam so.

(58:06):
How about you drop the pricing then, right?
I mean, but how about you drop? How about you run?
What they're trying to do, they're trying to still you
don't have this as an experience, right?
You're going to go to the theater, you're going to go out
for the night, you're going to get some snacks, you're going to
take. The family blah blah blah.
We went 300. And 50 bucks.
So we went, three of us, yeah, Jacob went with us.

(58:27):
We spent 100 bucks so. Think about that.
So if you can stream something for $9 a month, you can go to
one movie and see one thing, or you can set a streaming service
and pay the same amount of moneybasically for an entire.
Year so you know what it so you're right and what's going to
happen is like we're the last generation actually remember

(58:50):
going to movies. That birthday party used to go
to a party and this and that Ourkids our kids didn't go to
movies. We took them to movies, but
there's a lot of people their age rarely went to the movies.
So you're right, but that means that means the actors and the
actresses, they're not going to make as much money.
No, they're fine. It's everything's going to go

(59:12):
out. It's going to just go straight
to. That's why Netflix is taking
over. They've.
So why don't we just? Convert movie theaters into
pickleball facilities. Sure, why not?
They're going to do something with them.
I know, I know. I we so like we we don't go off
anymore. We used to go like a movie
almost every week. We go like, I think.
There's a lot more of these diner ones, dinner ones now.

(59:33):
Yeah. Yeah.
And like, so it's like, because that's like going out for going.
Yeah. I I've never been, I mean.
I just fuck, I just get the large popcorn.
Sure, this and that. That's plenty, you know.
And a refill or two, Yeah, no. Refill.
I didn't actually share it. I didn't even eat most I don't
believe. That I don't believe that for a
SEC. I've seen you.
That's slow. I've seen you all right.

(59:54):
F off so TV shows I'm still watching Last of Us.
Oh. Yeah, the new one, Yeah, it's
pretty good. It's Season 2.
When we you get to it, we talk more.
I'm a little annoyed about. It's good, but some of the
storylines are kind of annoying me.
Yeah, you'll probably figure it out when you start getting.
We're on the very last season ofKing of Last Kingdom.

(01:00:16):
Last Kingdom. And then we're watching Friends
and Neighbors with Jon Hamm. Good mood.
Good. Show.
Yeah, What's that on? So you probably don't get Max.
No, we get Max, Yeah. I mean you add up.
Everything but yeah, like every day I go to work and somebody's
telling me about something show and I'm like, what's it on?
They're like, oh, it's on Apple,I don't have it.
It's on Paramount. I don't have it and I'm not
about to start getting them. So fuck off.

(01:00:37):
I'm not going to watch you show.Stop talking about it.
We just need to start sharing passwords.
Yeah, it's not on Max or Netflixso then fuck off, I'm not going
to watch it. All right, let's see if the
Braves are winning still. I mean winning now.
We need it. I think we're all went.
To the game and I'm going to mark calls to unless it gets
rained out. Did Jay go show with him or no?
He may have, yeah. On the 9th.

(01:00:59):
Come on man. 43 still, yeah. No outs.
They're not. They don't say anything on Yeah,
but anyway, we could probably. Who's up?
Why does it not say anything bad, bro?
Anyway, anything else before we wrap it up?
We're right over about an hour here.
Yeah. Perfect.
It's a good comeback today. Happy back porno.

(01:01:19):
When's pickleball star? But we don't start their season
till June. We start practice again
tomorrow. That big roster I submitted
today, renewed it. I'm I'd asked to be dropped
down. I think they do.
We came second to last, Yeah. So hey.
Hey, if there's a story here to tell.
But but we, we. Were we were second to last.

(01:01:40):
And we won the. Title Jay right here.
But we didn't get we didn't get it yet, but we didn't get to go
to the playoffs. They only take the pop.
Yeah. All right, Ted, what do we do?
We drink. We snack.
And we repeat all. Right.
Thank you all. Have a good week.
See you next time.