August 7, 2025 • 28 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
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Speaker 2 (01:59):
Since Edwin and.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
The Magnificent Montcule retired as undisputed and unemployed champion of
the Shakespearean stage and became uncle good Heart here of
an afternoon radio program. His only dramatic outlets are confined
to daily arguments with Agnes. The Montagu made It is afternoon.
Montague's wife, Lily and Agnes await his arrival from the
radio station. The telephone rings.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Ernie, you'll get it, Honey. I'm gonna catching up to
my knee and hamburger, all right, Agnes.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Hello, who, I'm sure you have the wrong number. There's
no one here by the name of Everlasting Love.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Hold at honey.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
If it's a wrong number, somebody wants someone called everlasting Love.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Give me the phone. That's me, Everlasting Law. I'll explain later. Hello,
Everlasting and listen. Oh, it's your Pleasant Valley, Pleasant Valley.
That's Tilly Klein Hole, Tilly. I'll explain later. Hello, Pleasant Valley.
What's up kid? Oh, big meeting tonight. Huh? What's on?
(03:09):
Nocturnal meditations are one of them? Loved through deep breathing sessions.
I'll explain. Okay, pleasant see if the're meditating?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Yeah, as what's going on?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
It's my club, the Unattached Girls of East thirty seventh Street.
We all join a new cult the coast of shaangar
abishmu U.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
What's that mean?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Life through living, life, grew living. Yeah, it comes from India.
It's brought over here by our leader, of our exalted one,
the Great Banaru the Great. He's slipping us the secrets
of life. I tell you, honey, he's done. I tell
you how, He's done more for the girls of our
club than mats factors.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Who what's it all about?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Who knows?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
It has something to do with developing our inner beauty?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Your inner beauty?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Welcome, lose we got none of it on the outside.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Oh, you're being.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Silly, honey. You know you want to come to one
of our meetings at the Temple of Beauty.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
A temple.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah, well it's our temporary temple. It's in a loft
on tenth Avenue. We're raising funds for our real temple.
One of them oriental things a moss.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
You mean a mosque mocks moss.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
What's the difference, as long as the roof comes to
a point, welles, what do you do at the temple? Honey?
It's out of this world. The incenses go in the
gray Naro's spout and words of wisdom. We're sashing around
my sheets, practicing, breathing. It's a real ball.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
You mean your dressed as they do in India.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yes, sandals and veils. Chubby Kraplow showed up with belts
on her feet, just like Indian dead. Yeah. Kids kept
running up to her with that white sheet and the belt.
I thought she was a good humor truck. Oh, Edna's
shistle really went to town. She showed up at the
tunnel with a big red ruby in her nose. Oh no,
(05:04):
you're right in her schnoz. On the way home, she
was standing on a corner and stopped traffic for half
an hour. For half an hour, they were waiting for
a nose to change. The greens.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Oh, you girls have loads of fun. Honey.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
This is serious stuff. We're learning how to live. But
the first time in my life, I'm at peace with myself.
My heart's full of love for man or beast, man
or beasts. Yeah, that even includes your husband.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
This means that after twenty five years, you and Edmond
will start getting along with each other.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
I'm glad you joined.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Hey, why don't you join? Honey. For every new member
I bring in, I get my sheet wash free.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Oh, I'll have the sea how it works out? I
just kn't of imagine you and ed we're not bickering, Honey.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Thanks to the teachings of our exalted leader, the Great Banaru,
I can just float to a higher mental plane above
the petty fights for that monster.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
We'll start floating, Ednes. That's Edwin.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I'll get the door. Oh, Edwin, welcome home, mister Montague.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Who said that?
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Agnes said it our Agnes, our own little, big mouthed Agnes.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
She wants to be friendly.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Welcome.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
She makes it sound like a dirty word, Edwin, don't
start with her.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
You're in for a big surprise, I know.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
And what a surprise?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Well, then you know about it.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Yes, the mayor's office reached me to the radio station,
told me.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
All about it the mayor's office.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Yes that I was made a member of the Mayor's
Anti crime committee.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Oh, Edwin, that's wonderful.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
It must be because of the good influence your uncle
Goodheart radio program has on the public.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Do you realize the people of this city are molted
out of fifty billion dollars a year by con men,
Charlatan's and other frauds.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
We're going to clean them all out.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Good for you, Edwin. To celebrate, agnes will make us.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
A nice dinner.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah, I'll make anything you want.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
What would you like someone else to cook it?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Why you jer agnes Ishmirri Bumba Bombarish who.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Said that it's an agnes Ish Mirri Bombombi agad Siroyan
wrote a new song, be bigger than Come.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
On a High House.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Ishmiri Bombombarish. May my mind be cleansed of anger, and
may my heart and hand be dedicated to bringing peace
and happiness to my master's house.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Lily call a doctor. Her mind is stacked. You must
have had a horrible shock.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
Please remember the same thing happened to her once before,
when Francis x Bushman got married.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Oh stop that ed would look at her? Can't you see?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Agnes is on a higher plane, a higher plane, Edwin,
Try and understand. Agnes has found something new. She's floating in.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
A world of her own.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Oh no, Agnes, I'm on the crime committee. I can
help you.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Tell me this. Who sold you the stuff? Edwin?
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Don't be ridiculous, iculous, She didn't get that way on ovaltine.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Nay.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
The seed of wisdom blossom in your brain, dear masters,
so that you too may rejoice in the garden of life.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
The garden of life, I told you, Lili, she's growing
it in the backyard.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Oh, for heaven the name.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
We must wipe out these peddlers who look for weak
minded people, and in Agnes they hit the jackpox.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
That does it? Now? Stand back, honey, I'm coming down
from my higher clime. I'll listen to you over stuff
that boone. You better zip those ever left of yours
close before I take your briat and shove it down
your throat.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Edwin, I've been trying to tell you Agnes and the
girls of her club have joined a new coat.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Oh no, what is it this time?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
We're followers? Of the Great Banaro.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Good what band does he sing with?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Edwin? It's one of those philosophies of life from India,
Shangha Avishmu you.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
It's the teachings of our great leader Banaru, brought from
mother India.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Agnes, tell me more.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
I'm quite interested in this new cult of yours.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Tell me can anyone join? Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Anyone? All you need is joy in your heart and
open mind and a.
Speaker 8 (09:46):
Sawbuck and ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
That's all.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
From then on, it's only five bucks a week that
pays for the rent of the temple, the incense, and
a down payment on your tambourine.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Ten dollars initiation fee I had all of a week.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Sounds like someone's onder a good thing.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
It certainly is, mister Montague. If you're interested, here's a pamphlet.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
Thank you, Agnes. I am very interested.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Oh boy, mister Montague. If you joined, we could do
our meditations and keep breathing together. Fine, Na, Now run along,
Ankara Tamura in peace. The little lamb will lie down
with a jackass.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Edwin, are you serious?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Serious? I've a bit more serious my life.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
This is a matter for my anti crime committee, the
Great Banaro. It's crooked like him, will been jipping the public.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Now, Edwin, don't go off on one of your crusades again.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
You forget I'm on the Mayor's Anti crime committee. It's
not used to expose this phony.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
The newspapers won't print anything unless you have proof.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
The newspapers who needs them? Remember I am Uncle Goodheart.
I have ten million radio listeners. I'll blast this balaru
right hard the door.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
I'll get it. Oh, hello, Missus Denson.
Speaker 9 (10:59):
Miss March, his uncle gun heard home.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
It's missus Inza, the director of your radio program, Sinza.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
Tomorrow's Uncle good Heart program is going to make radio history.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
It sure is.
Speaker 9 (11:12):
I got the script here for you.
Speaker 10 (11:14):
It's a humbanger.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
The script.
Speaker 9 (11:17):
Remember how this Afternoon's episode ended. You were cleaning little Oscar,
your canary's cage. You had left the room to get
a clean newspaper, and when you came back, Oscar was
gone here.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Thank Heaven, we went off there.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Tomorrow I will arouse America, the citizens, the police, the
FBI will join Fosses with it.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
Looking for a little after.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Oscar that's out.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
On tomorrow's program. I'm going to destroy one of the
most horrible fiends. This country has ever known.
Speaker 9 (11:46):
I know the mean old pussy cat who frightened after
a while.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
Oh nos, inza, I'm talking about the Great Banaru.
Speaker 10 (11:56):
No, the cat's name is Poo Poop.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
I'm going to show the housewives how a big pony
like Banaro can take advantage of them from Oh.
Speaker 9 (12:10):
No, the sponsor wants no controversial material.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Nonsense goes in, sir, tell him tomorrow, Uncle good Heart
blasts the Great Banaro out of existence.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
There here we go again.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
The sponse is right, you can't say things like that
on the program without proof.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I'm going to get the proof. Where's that pamphlet?
Speaker 6 (12:31):
Oh, let's see the Temple of Beauty, tenth Avenue. Where's
my hat going to the Temple of Beauty? Wait till
you see what happens when the Great Banaro meets the
Magnificent Montague.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
We'll be back to see what happens when the Magnificent
Molecule meets the Great Banaro.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
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Speaker 1 (13:01):
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with all the cunning of a nice investigator, Montague prepares
to unmask the Great Banaro. He has reached the office
building which houses the Temple of Beauty, headquarters of Bannaro's
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mystic cult.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
And what a common building. Let's see simple of Beauty.
And here's the room one hundred and seven. Dad, Look
at that door, just a big eye all staring at you,
at the people in the middle of what a what
a slimy set up? Are not.
Speaker 10 (14:45):
Oh not sh at the temple gates.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
It is I a weary stranger who seeks truth at
the feet of the Great Banaro.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Come in, weary stranger, yad it's dark in here? Are you?
Speaker 10 (15:00):
I am Ganga, the humble servant of the Exalted Leader?
The Great One is meditating in the inner temple. Whom
shall I say, wants to see him?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Whether he do?
Speaker 10 (15:17):
John Doe, This way to the Inner Temple, Watch out.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
For the water cooler. Go here this incense.
Speaker 10 (15:24):
Silence, Ish can do a bo kareem, Almighty one. A
neo fight stands before you speak, Exalted One?
Speaker 12 (15:37):
Who is it that seeks salads and peace through the
ancient teachings of Shanghaishmuyo?
Speaker 6 (15:44):
This is I, a weary traveler on the highway of life,
John Doe?
Speaker 8 (15:49):
And what is your wish? Weary traveler?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I wish to be disciple of the Great Banaru.
Speaker 8 (15:54):
Are you ready to answer the mystic question?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
A Ishmir? I am ready?
Speaker 13 (16:00):
Ibu Hassan Kahula Moorabula, as our gracious.
Speaker 8 (16:05):
And beloved neophytee.
Speaker 12 (16:06):
Bank account negotiable bands are real estate.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Or an automobile? Free and clear? I had sarvant, Well,
I'm very well.
Speaker 10 (16:17):
All he's in.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Is mere Leader of our destinies.
Speaker 14 (16:25):
You have smiled upon the day you have sent to us,
this weary traveler, this lost lem, this little pigeon. We
shall take his soiled soul and clean him.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Pay for gangha.
Speaker 8 (16:42):
Have him signed the bokhareshmr right here.
Speaker 10 (16:45):
That's for those twenty five dollars a week.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Twenty five.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
I guess I mean everlasting love only pays five almighty one.
Speaker 12 (16:55):
She is young, you are an older man, and there
is so much more to clean.
Speaker 10 (17:03):
Step over to the light. I got a meagre for
a sheet. That's another five dollars a sheet. It'd better
take two.
Speaker 15 (17:13):
They give him a book of ismir check, a tambourine
to gladden ishmir check a year, a supply of goat milk, yogurt, dates, nuts,
and a great banaro patented garlic juice extractor.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Check that comes to two hundred dollars.
Speaker 12 (17:33):
Check no check, cash cash.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Why are you miserable fakers?
Speaker 6 (17:42):
Island speaking to a mighty one, Yes, the mighty fraud
you priest, your last lamb.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
But as a member of the.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Mayor's Crime Investigator g I'm exposing.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
You what you are, a stink in the grass.
Speaker 8 (17:55):
Why are you Island's Ganga.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Do not touch him?
Speaker 8 (17:59):
Leave me alone with this disbeliever.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yes, mighty woe.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
Bnaro you are, We'll share yourself pray on instant people
with this lostness cult ashamed of.
Speaker 13 (18:10):
Myself, mister Dough, because it is necessary to collect a
few paltry pennies in order to build a temple, a
shrine where rich and poor can come and learn the
teachings of Ishmir. For this, I am to be persecuted
the great Baro.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
You're wasting your time.
Speaker 8 (18:27):
I know who you are and what you are, and
I know who you are.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
You know who I am.
Speaker 8 (18:33):
Would I ever mistake that voice, the one.
Speaker 13 (18:35):
Voice in this confused land that offers comfort and salas
to the millions in the wilderness.
Speaker 12 (18:41):
The voice of Anti good hard Oh, you listen to
my program every afternoon.
Speaker 8 (18:47):
It is part of our ricule.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
When you are in the air.
Speaker 8 (18:51):
The temple bells are still.
Speaker 12 (18:54):
Everything stops, not a tambourine, a step, not a she stars,
not aghot.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I don't understand.
Speaker 8 (19:05):
The good are often so blind. You, mister Montague, are
one in ten million. You, mister Montague, you have inner beauty.
Speaker 15 (19:15):
Really, who but a man within her beauty could show
such love and compassion.
Speaker 8 (19:23):
As you to your little canary? Askar, I I know
all the age old secrets of life.
Speaker 12 (19:30):
But you, mister Montague, you know something no one else
in the whole world knows.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
What is that?
Speaker 8 (19:38):
What happened to little Ascar? Morning?
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Miss is breakfast? Agnes, you're purple.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
I'm doing my morning breathing meditation. That got one more ado.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Oh I'm glad Edwin is going to expose your great
Banaru after Edwin's broadcast.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
The Great Banara won't get that's a god Well, never mind,
I'll get it, Agnes, Edwin monde Gill left here?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Yes, this is for him? Sign here there? What is it?
A case of goat smelk?
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Wait, there must be some mis Agnes, goat's.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Milk, same brand. I use Nanny's nectar.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Oh, I get it. It's Bernero's idea of installting Edwin.
Wait till Edwin hears of this. I better get him up.
You have the broadcast to be.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Edwin.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
It's time to get up.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Watch the matter?
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Holy haven't you ever seen a man standing on his
head before?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Next?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Minded?
Speaker 6 (20:49):
You do you mean Isham Buddha little sister, Isham.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Buddha, Isham Borha brother? And I do mean Esham border.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
Fantastic?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
He is a paragon, Lily, a great man.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
I have a new purpose in life, raising money for
the great Banaro. Ed Oh, we asked little dinner for
a few pennies to pay for the great Banarus trip
to India.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
The great things going to India.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Yes, everlasting love.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Our leader must go to the mother country for his
year of meditation and solitude.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Oh so that's why we're going out in the street
making collections today. We all got ten coups.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
I too, in a tattered sheet. We'll go out to
begging for arms for our leader.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I'm gonna be in front of the Tanna. Where are
you stationed?
Speaker 6 (21:39):
I'm working around the fountain at Rockefeller Center, Edwin.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Begging in the street.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Are you out of your mind? You have a broadcast
to do. Maybe you're going to blast Banaro.
Speaker 6 (21:52):
Please, Lily, my ten million listeners will share with me
my inner joy.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
My ten million listens.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
That's the answer you were Readily, I should not beg
for pennies on his feet.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
I will beg from my listener. Don't hand me my sheet.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
I'm off to the studio, Sinsa.
Speaker 16 (22:20):
Where's Montague? It's almost time to go on the air.
Speaker 9 (22:22):
Oh, dear, and such an important broadcast.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Where is it?
Speaker 16 (22:27):
We've only got Oh here he comes.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Sorry, I'm late, brother Ishma. Good news, mister Montacule.
Speaker 16 (22:39):
The sponsor is one hundred percent behind your exposing of
the Great Binary.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Get him.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Little Oscar, my canary is lost. The world is waiting
to find out what happened to him. Who cares about
little Oscar? That crummy bird?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
That he's unkind?
Speaker 6 (22:55):
Oh, that he's unkind, Brother Zinza, a canary too is
a living.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Mister Mortagau, You must go through with it.
Speaker 16 (23:02):
The sponsor, Oh, jeepers were on the air, locossault.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
That so yourself presents.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Uncle good Heart, And here he is what special message
packed with dynamite public citizen number one, that fighting radio character,
Uncle good Heart.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
Once again, I am with you, dear brothers and sisters
of radio Land. A great man, my teacher, the Great Banaru,
sits in sadness today. He has no money with which
to return to his native.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Land, India for his year of meditation.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Mister Monnigill, I know that in your cookie jars you
have some money saved up. Whatever it is, send it
to the Great Banaru care of the Temple of Beauty.
A dollar, a dime anything.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Ladies and gentlemen, soliciting contributions over the air are illegal,
and any ideas expressed your.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Uncle the US and not those of the SNS the
sponsor dose bothered ideas.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Please excuse me, music, I took us off the air.
Mister monicue, have you gone nuts?
Speaker 3 (24:23):
You must have snapped his cap?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Oh please, brother.
Speaker 16 (24:29):
You can't promote a phony thing like that on the air.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Hello what? Oh?
Speaker 16 (24:36):
No, that was the Factual Communications Commission.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
They're on their way over. Yi. Who was it they?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
I think I'm gonna print.
Speaker 16 (24:47):
Mister montacute, you realize what's happening. They'll shut down, the
network will be barred from the air, They'll close down,
frugal soap heads will rolled.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Brothers, you have nothing to worry about.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
Ish Kebaba, may you live and pross.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I'm gonna kill myself. I was day gunga peaceful day
coming quick? Where is our great leader? Oh?
Speaker 6 (25:21):
There you are exalted when pride of Ishmir.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Your troubles are over.
Speaker 12 (25:26):
My troubles are just beginning, your big jerk, But leader
shot happen.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Help me pack. You're off to India, beloved one, India.
Speaker 8 (25:33):
I'll be lucky if I get his fires to Holland Tunnel?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
What my broadcast?
Speaker 8 (25:38):
You in your big mouth.
Speaker 12 (25:39):
In every recket I worked, I was careful not to
run into a federal wrap.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
So you opened that big Brazil.
Speaker 12 (25:45):
It goes all over the country, and I'm hung up
with a federal case.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I shall call upon the spirit of Ishmir for help.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
Beget Ishmai, call me a good lawyer.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Oh there you are ready, Kasha.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
The greeting peaceful, Now greeting, sister.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
What's happening? The phone's been ringing all day?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Oh it was nothing, learn nothing, brother.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Was your mission successful? Did our leader get his year
for meditation in India?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Not exactly? He got six months.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
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Speaker 1 (27:45):
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Speaker 2 (01:59):
Since Edwin and.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
The Magnificent Montcule retired as undisputed and unemployed champion of
the Shakespearean stage and became uncle good Heart here of
an afternoon radio program. His only dramatic outlets are confined
to daily arguments with Agnes. The Montagu made It is afternoon.
Montague's wife, Lily and Agnes await his arrival from the
radio station. The telephone rings.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Ernie, you'll get it, Honey. I'm gonna catching up to
my knee and hamburger, all right, Agnes.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Hello, who, I'm sure you have the wrong number. There's
no one here by the name of Everlasting Love.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Hold at honey.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
If it's a wrong number, somebody wants someone called everlasting Love.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Give me the phone. That's me, Everlasting Law. I'll explain later. Hello,
Everlasting and listen. Oh, it's your Pleasant Valley, Pleasant Valley.
That's Tilly Klein Hole, Tilly. I'll explain later. Hello, Pleasant Valley.
What's up kid? Oh, big meeting tonight. Huh? What's on?
(03:09):
Nocturnal meditations are one of them? Loved through deep breathing sessions.
I'll explain. Okay, pleasant see if the're meditating?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Yeah, as what's going on?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
It's my club, the Unattached Girls of East thirty seventh Street.
We all join a new cult the coast of shaangar
abishmu U.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
What's that mean?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Life through living, life, grew living. Yeah, it comes from India.
It's brought over here by our leader, of our exalted one,
the Great Banaru the Great. He's slipping us the secrets
of life. I tell you, honey, he's done. I tell
you how, He's done more for the girls of our
club than mats factors.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Who what's it all about?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Who knows?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
It has something to do with developing our inner beauty?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Your inner beauty?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Welcome, lose we got none of it on the outside.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Oh, you're being.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Silly, honey. You know you want to come to one
of our meetings at the Temple of Beauty.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
A temple.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah, well it's our temporary temple. It's in a loft
on tenth Avenue. We're raising funds for our real temple.
One of them oriental things a moss.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
You mean a mosque mocks moss.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
What's the difference, as long as the roof comes to
a point, welles, what do you do at the temple? Honey?
It's out of this world. The incenses go in the
gray Naro's spout and words of wisdom. We're sashing around
my sheets, practicing, breathing. It's a real ball.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
You mean your dressed as they do in India.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yes, sandals and veils. Chubby Kraplow showed up with belts
on her feet, just like Indian dead. Yeah. Kids kept
running up to her with that white sheet and the belt.
I thought she was a good humor truck. Oh, Edna's
shistle really went to town. She showed up at the
tunnel with a big red ruby in her nose. Oh no,
(05:04):
you're right in her schnoz. On the way home, she
was standing on a corner and stopped traffic for half
an hour. For half an hour, they were waiting for
a nose to change. The greens.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Oh, you girls have loads of fun. Honey.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
This is serious stuff. We're learning how to live. But
the first time in my life, I'm at peace with myself.
My heart's full of love for man or beast, man
or beasts. Yeah, that even includes your husband.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
This means that after twenty five years, you and Edmond
will start getting along with each other.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
I'm glad you joined.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Hey, why don't you join? Honey. For every new member
I bring in, I get my sheet wash free.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Oh, I'll have the sea how it works out? I
just kn't of imagine you and ed we're not bickering, Honey.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Thanks to the teachings of our exalted leader, the Great Banaru,
I can just float to a higher mental plane above
the petty fights for that monster.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
We'll start floating, Ednes. That's Edwin.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I'll get the door. Oh, Edwin, welcome home, mister Montague.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Who said that?
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Agnes said it our Agnes, our own little, big mouthed Agnes.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
She wants to be friendly.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Welcome.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
She makes it sound like a dirty word, Edwin, don't
start with her.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
You're in for a big surprise, I know.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
And what a surprise?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Well, then you know about it.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Yes, the mayor's office reached me to the radio station,
told me.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
All about it the mayor's office.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Yes that I was made a member of the Mayor's
Anti crime committee.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Oh, Edwin, that's wonderful.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
It must be because of the good influence your uncle
Goodheart radio program has on the public.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Do you realize the people of this city are molted
out of fifty billion dollars a year by con men,
Charlatan's and other frauds.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
We're going to clean them all out.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Good for you, Edwin. To celebrate, agnes will make us.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
A nice dinner.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah, I'll make anything you want.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
What would you like someone else to cook it?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Why you jer agnes Ishmirri Bumba Bombarish who.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Said that it's an agnes Ish Mirri Bombombi agad Siroyan
wrote a new song, be bigger than Come.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
On a High House.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Ishmiri Bombombarish. May my mind be cleansed of anger, and
may my heart and hand be dedicated to bringing peace
and happiness to my master's house.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Lily call a doctor. Her mind is stacked. You must
have had a horrible shock.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
Please remember the same thing happened to her once before,
when Francis x Bushman got married.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Oh stop that ed would look at her? Can't you see?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Agnes is on a higher plane, a higher plane, Edwin,
Try and understand. Agnes has found something new. She's floating in.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
A world of her own.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Oh no, Agnes, I'm on the crime committee. I can
help you.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Tell me this. Who sold you the stuff? Edwin?
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Don't be ridiculous, iculous, She didn't get that way on ovaltine.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Nay.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
The seed of wisdom blossom in your brain, dear masters,
so that you too may rejoice in the garden of life.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
The garden of life, I told you, Lili, she's growing
it in the backyard.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Oh, for heaven the name.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
We must wipe out these peddlers who look for weak
minded people, and in Agnes they hit the jackpox.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
That does it? Now? Stand back, honey, I'm coming down
from my higher clime. I'll listen to you over stuff
that boone. You better zip those ever left of yours
close before I take your briat and shove it down
your throat.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Edwin, I've been trying to tell you Agnes and the
girls of her club have joined a new coat.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Oh no, what is it this time?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
We're followers? Of the Great Banaro.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Good what band does he sing with?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Edwin? It's one of those philosophies of life from India,
Shangha Avishmu you.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
It's the teachings of our great leader Banaru, brought from
mother India.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Agnes, tell me more.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
I'm quite interested in this new cult of yours.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Tell me can anyone join? Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Anyone? All you need is joy in your heart and
open mind and a.
Speaker 8 (09:46):
Sawbuck and ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
That's all.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
From then on, it's only five bucks a week that
pays for the rent of the temple, the incense, and
a down payment on your tambourine.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Ten dollars initiation fee I had all of a week.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Sounds like someone's onder a good thing.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
It certainly is, mister Montague. If you're interested, here's a pamphlet.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
Thank you, Agnes. I am very interested.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Oh boy, mister Montague. If you joined, we could do
our meditations and keep breathing together. Fine, Na, Now run along,
Ankara Tamura in peace. The little lamb will lie down
with a jackass.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Edwin, are you serious?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Serious? I've a bit more serious my life.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
This is a matter for my anti crime committee, the
Great Banaro. It's crooked like him, will been jipping the public.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Now, Edwin, don't go off on one of your crusades again.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
You forget I'm on the Mayor's Anti crime committee. It's
not used to expose this phony.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
The newspapers won't print anything unless you have proof.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
The newspapers who needs them? Remember I am Uncle Goodheart.
I have ten million radio listeners. I'll blast this balaru
right hard the door.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
I'll get it. Oh, hello, Missus Denson.
Speaker 9 (10:59):
Miss March, his uncle gun heard home.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
It's missus Inza, the director of your radio program, Sinza.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
Tomorrow's Uncle good Heart program is going to make radio history.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
It sure is.
Speaker 9 (11:12):
I got the script here for you.
Speaker 10 (11:14):
It's a humbanger.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
The script.
Speaker 9 (11:17):
Remember how this Afternoon's episode ended. You were cleaning little Oscar,
your canary's cage. You had left the room to get
a clean newspaper, and when you came back, Oscar was
gone here.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Thank Heaven, we went off there.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Tomorrow I will arouse America, the citizens, the police, the
FBI will join Fosses with it.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
Looking for a little after.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Oscar that's out.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
On tomorrow's program. I'm going to destroy one of the
most horrible fiends. This country has ever known.
Speaker 9 (11:46):
I know the mean old pussy cat who frightened after
a while.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
Oh nos, inza, I'm talking about the Great Banaru.
Speaker 10 (11:56):
No, the cat's name is Poo Poop.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
I'm going to show the housewives how a big pony
like Banaro can take advantage of them from Oh.
Speaker 9 (12:10):
No, the sponsor wants no controversial material.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Nonsense goes in, sir, tell him tomorrow, Uncle good Heart
blasts the Great Banaro out of existence.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
There here we go again.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
The sponse is right, you can't say things like that
on the program without proof.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I'm going to get the proof. Where's that pamphlet?
Speaker 6 (12:31):
Oh, let's see the Temple of Beauty, tenth Avenue. Where's
my hat going to the Temple of Beauty? Wait till
you see what happens when the Great Banaro meets the
Magnificent Montague.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
We'll be back to see what happens when the Magnificent
Molecule meets the Great Banaro.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
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with all the cunning of a nice investigator, Montague prepares
to unmask the Great Banaro. He has reached the office
building which houses the Temple of Beauty, headquarters of Bannaro's
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mystic cult.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
And what a common building. Let's see simple of Beauty.
And here's the room one hundred and seven. Dad, Look
at that door, just a big eye all staring at you,
at the people in the middle of what a what
a slimy set up? Are not.
Speaker 10 (14:45):
Oh not sh at the temple gates.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
It is I a weary stranger who seeks truth at
the feet of the Great Banaro.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Come in, weary stranger, yad it's dark in here? Are you?
Speaker 10 (15:00):
I am Ganga, the humble servant of the Exalted Leader?
The Great One is meditating in the inner temple. Whom
shall I say, wants to see him?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Whether he do?
Speaker 10 (15:17):
John Doe, This way to the Inner Temple, Watch out.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
For the water cooler. Go here this incense.
Speaker 10 (15:24):
Silence, Ish can do a bo kareem, Almighty one. A
neo fight stands before you speak, Exalted One?
Speaker 12 (15:37):
Who is it that seeks salads and peace through the
ancient teachings of Shanghaishmuyo?
Speaker 6 (15:44):
This is I, a weary traveler on the highway of life,
John Doe?
Speaker 8 (15:49):
And what is your wish? Weary traveler?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I wish to be disciple of the Great Banaru.
Speaker 8 (15:54):
Are you ready to answer the mystic question?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
A Ishmir? I am ready?
Speaker 13 (16:00):
Ibu Hassan Kahula Moorabula, as our gracious.
Speaker 8 (16:05):
And beloved neophytee.
Speaker 12 (16:06):
Bank account negotiable bands are real estate.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Or an automobile? Free and clear? I had sarvant, Well,
I'm very well.
Speaker 10 (16:17):
All he's in.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Is mere Leader of our destinies.
Speaker 14 (16:25):
You have smiled upon the day you have sent to us,
this weary traveler, this lost lem, this little pigeon. We
shall take his soiled soul and clean him.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Pay for gangha.
Speaker 8 (16:42):
Have him signed the bokhareshmr right here.
Speaker 10 (16:45):
That's for those twenty five dollars a week.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Twenty five.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
I guess I mean everlasting love only pays five almighty one.
Speaker 12 (16:55):
She is young, you are an older man, and there
is so much more to clean.
Speaker 10 (17:03):
Step over to the light. I got a meagre for
a sheet. That's another five dollars a sheet. It'd better
take two.
Speaker 15 (17:13):
They give him a book of ismir check, a tambourine
to gladden ishmir check a year, a supply of goat milk, yogurt, dates, nuts,
and a great banaro patented garlic juice extractor.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Check that comes to two hundred dollars.
Speaker 12 (17:33):
Check no check, cash cash.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Why are you miserable fakers?
Speaker 6 (17:42):
Island speaking to a mighty one, Yes, the mighty fraud
you priest, your last lamb.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
But as a member of the.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Mayor's Crime Investigator g I'm exposing.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
You what you are, a stink in the grass.
Speaker 8 (17:55):
Why are you Island's Ganga.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Do not touch him?
Speaker 8 (17:59):
Leave me alone with this disbeliever.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yes, mighty woe.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
Bnaro you are, We'll share yourself pray on instant people
with this lostness cult ashamed of.
Speaker 13 (18:10):
Myself, mister Dough, because it is necessary to collect a
few paltry pennies in order to build a temple, a
shrine where rich and poor can come and learn the
teachings of Ishmir. For this, I am to be persecuted
the great Baro.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
You're wasting your time.
Speaker 8 (18:27):
I know who you are and what you are, and
I know who you are.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
You know who I am.
Speaker 8 (18:33):
Would I ever mistake that voice, the one.
Speaker 13 (18:35):
Voice in this confused land that offers comfort and salas
to the millions in the wilderness.
Speaker 12 (18:41):
The voice of Anti good hard Oh, you listen to
my program every afternoon.
Speaker 8 (18:47):
It is part of our ricule.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
When you are in the air.
Speaker 8 (18:51):
The temple bells are still.
Speaker 12 (18:54):
Everything stops, not a tambourine, a step, not a she stars,
not aghot.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I don't understand.
Speaker 8 (19:05):
The good are often so blind. You, mister Montague, are
one in ten million. You, mister Montague, you have inner beauty.
Speaker 15 (19:15):
Really, who but a man within her beauty could show
such love and compassion.
Speaker 8 (19:23):
As you to your little canary? Askar, I I know
all the age old secrets of life.
Speaker 12 (19:30):
But you, mister Montague, you know something no one else
in the whole world knows.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
What is that?
Speaker 8 (19:38):
What happened to little Ascar? Morning?
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Miss is breakfast? Agnes, you're purple.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
I'm doing my morning breathing meditation. That got one more ado.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Oh I'm glad Edwin is going to expose your great
Banaru after Edwin's broadcast.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
The Great Banara won't get that's a god Well, never mind,
I'll get it, Agnes, Edwin monde Gill left here?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Yes, this is for him? Sign here there? What is it?
A case of goat smelk?
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Wait, there must be some mis Agnes, goat's.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Milk, same brand. I use Nanny's nectar.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Oh, I get it. It's Bernero's idea of installting Edwin.
Wait till Edwin hears of this. I better get him up.
You have the broadcast to be.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Edwin.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
It's time to get up.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Watch the matter?
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Holy haven't you ever seen a man standing on his
head before?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Next?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Minded?
Speaker 6 (20:49):
You do you mean Isham Buddha little sister, Isham.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Buddha, Isham Borha brother? And I do mean Esham border.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
Fantastic?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
He is a paragon, Lily, a great man.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
I have a new purpose in life, raising money for
the great Banaro. Ed Oh, we asked little dinner for
a few pennies to pay for the great Banarus trip
to India.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
The great things going to India.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Yes, everlasting love.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Our leader must go to the mother country for his
year of meditation and solitude.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Oh so that's why we're going out in the street
making collections today. We all got ten coups.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
I too, in a tattered sheet. We'll go out to
begging for arms for our leader.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I'm gonna be in front of the Tanna. Where are
you stationed?
Speaker 6 (21:39):
I'm working around the fountain at Rockefeller Center, Edwin.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Begging in the street.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Are you out of your mind? You have a broadcast
to do. Maybe you're going to blast Banaro.
Speaker 6 (21:52):
Please, Lily, my ten million listeners will share with me
my inner joy.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
My ten million listens.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
That's the answer you were Readily, I should not beg
for pennies on his feet.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
I will beg from my listener. Don't hand me my sheet.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
I'm off to the studio, Sinsa.
Speaker 16 (22:20):
Where's Montague? It's almost time to go on the air.
Speaker 9 (22:22):
Oh, dear, and such an important broadcast.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Where is it?
Speaker 16 (22:27):
We've only got Oh here he comes.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Sorry, I'm late, brother Ishma. Good news, mister Montacule.
Speaker 16 (22:39):
The sponsor is one hundred percent behind your exposing of
the Great Binary.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Get him.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Little Oscar, my canary is lost. The world is waiting
to find out what happened to him. Who cares about
little Oscar? That crummy bird?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
That he's unkind?
Speaker 6 (22:55):
Oh, that he's unkind, Brother Zinza, a canary too is
a living.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Mister Mortagau, You must go through with it.
Speaker 16 (23:02):
The sponsor, Oh, jeepers were on the air, locossault.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
That so yourself presents.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Uncle good Heart, And here he is what special message
packed with dynamite public citizen number one, that fighting radio character,
Uncle good Heart.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
Once again, I am with you, dear brothers and sisters
of radio Land. A great man, my teacher, the Great Banaru,
sits in sadness today. He has no money with which
to return to his native.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Land, India for his year of meditation.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Mister Monnigill, I know that in your cookie jars you
have some money saved up. Whatever it is, send it
to the Great Banaru care of the Temple of Beauty.
A dollar, a dime anything.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Ladies and gentlemen, soliciting contributions over the air are illegal,
and any ideas expressed your.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Uncle the US and not those of the SNS the
sponsor dose bothered ideas.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Please excuse me, music, I took us off the air.
Mister monicue, have you gone nuts?
Speaker 3 (24:23):
You must have snapped his cap?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Oh please, brother.
Speaker 16 (24:29):
You can't promote a phony thing like that on the air.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Hello what? Oh?
Speaker 16 (24:36):
No, that was the Factual Communications Commission.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
They're on their way over. Yi. Who was it they?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
I think I'm gonna print.
Speaker 16 (24:47):
Mister montacute, you realize what's happening. They'll shut down, the
network will be barred from the air, They'll close down,
frugal soap heads will rolled.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Brothers, you have nothing to worry about.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
Ish Kebaba, may you live and pross.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I'm gonna kill myself. I was day gunga peaceful day
coming quick? Where is our great leader? Oh?
Speaker 6 (25:21):
There you are exalted when pride of Ishmir.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Your troubles are over.
Speaker 12 (25:26):
My troubles are just beginning, your big jerk, But leader
shot happen.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Help me pack. You're off to India, beloved one, India.
Speaker 8 (25:33):
I'll be lucky if I get his fires to Holland Tunnel?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
What my broadcast?
Speaker 8 (25:38):
You in your big mouth.
Speaker 12 (25:39):
In every recket I worked, I was careful not to
run into a federal wrap.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
So you opened that big Brazil.
Speaker 12 (25:45):
It goes all over the country, and I'm hung up
with a federal case.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I shall call upon the spirit of Ishmir for help.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
Beget Ishmai, call me a good lawyer.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Oh there you are ready, Kasha.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
The greeting peaceful, Now greeting, sister.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
What's happening? The phone's been ringing all day?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Oh it was nothing, learn nothing, brother.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Was your mission successful? Did our leader get his year
for meditation in India?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Not exactly? He got six months.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
In eleven words, here's a word from Chesterfield.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
You see it in the newspapers. No unpleasant after taste.
You hear it on the radio, No unpleasant after taste.
You see it on television, No unpleasant after taste when
you smoke Chesterfields. It's the biggest plus in cigarette history.
Science discovered it. You can prove it. Science discovered that
(27:14):
of all brands tested, Chesterfield and only Chesterfield leaves no
unpleasant aftertaste.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Prove it yourself. Smoke a pack of Chesterfields.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
They're always milder, better tasting, cooler smoking, and Chesterfield is
the cigarette that leaves no unpleasant after taste. That's the
biggest plus in cigarette history. No unpleasant after taste. Science
discovered it. Prove it yourself by Chesterfields Today.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Listen again next week, friends, to the Magnificent Molecules, starring
Mafi Woolle, the Saturday Night transcribed feature on NBC's All
Star Festival of Comedy, Music, Mystery and Drama, brought to
you by Annison for past relief from pain of headache,
Neurytis and Euralgia by RCA Victor world leader in radio,
first in recorded music, and first in television, and by Chesterfield,
(28:09):
Always milder, better tasting, coolest smoking, plus no unpleasant aftertaste.
The Magnificent Montague was created and directed by Map Hiking
and written by map Hiking and Billy Friedberg. Anne Seymour
was Lily Pert Calton was Agnes. Also heard on tonight's
broadcast where Johnny Gibson, John Griggs and Danniaco. Jack Ward
(28:31):
was at the organ. This is Don Pardo
Speaker 12 (28:41):
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