July 28, 2025 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
The Magnificent Montagule starring Marty Waley. Yes, it's the Magnificent Montagule.
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The Magnificent Montagule Edwin Montague is a stubborn man. As
the magnificent Montague of the Shakespearean Theater, he held out
for years against going.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
On the radio.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Now that hunger has driven him to becoming Uncle Goodhart,
hero of an afternoon radio program, he refuses to get
off the air, even for a weekend vacation. His poor
wife Lily is doomed for another weekend in the city.
But Agnes They're made, is happily packing for an avice.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
You'll make me happy, you'll make me sad. Are rooty
to doot dooty, honey?
Speaker 7 (02:25):
Or you're packing? Are you going away again for the weekend?
Speaker 6 (02:28):
What do you think?
Speaker 5 (02:30):
I'm off for the wide open spaces. And I don't
mean your husband's mouth.
Speaker 8 (02:37):
But what is it?
Speaker 9 (02:38):
This time?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Another riding of my club, the Unattached Girls of East
thirty seventh Street.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
Oh, you girls have so much fun. I just can't
get edwin out.
Speaker 8 (02:46):
Of New York.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
What a break for the rest of the country.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
It's just that he hates the country.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
He's just afraid of the birds. If they's about that
beautiful nest that hangs down from his chin, they'll think
it so they'll think it's a federal housing project for swallows.
Speaker 10 (03:06):
Oh that's silly. I'll tell you about the trip. I
know you were going by car.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
A car, she says. We all chipped in.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
We sent Zelda Zimmerman down to a used carlact Boy,
did she come back with a heap? A real meatball
on wheels?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Well?
Speaker 9 (03:19):
What kind is it?
Speaker 5 (03:20):
A nineteen twenty three Essex the one they used to
call a greyhound?
Speaker 8 (03:26):
I remember?
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Does it run run?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
If you put a rabbit in front of it, it'll
chase it.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
Well, then why would Zelda talked into buy?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
The salesman gave her a pitch. He said it was
just like a modern car, no.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Gear shift, no gar shift.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
It fell off twenty years.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
Ago, Agnes. I'm worried about you going on a trip
and a.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Car like that, Honey. It's a perfect car for a
cheap trip.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
It don't use gas, no gas, No, you just feed
the squirrel under the hood, Agnes.
Speaker 7 (03:58):
In a car like that, it sounds.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
I don't worry, honey.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Hazel Schmidlack's boyfriend's a mechanic. He got under the car
and said all he had to do is turn a
few screws.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
And that's all he did.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Good.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
He's been under the car for.
Speaker 11 (04:10):
Five days now, five days the motor fell on him.
Speaker 7 (04:20):
Well, I hope it doesn't rain and spoil your out here.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Just being out of this house and away from that
monster husband of yours makes it a glorious holiday.
Speaker 10 (04:30):
When Edmond and I were younger, he used to love
going on boat rides up the huts.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
I know.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Then Fulton invented the steamboat and scared Monugu off the river. Oh,
oh kidding, you need a rest, honey, I can take
you somewhere.
Speaker 7 (04:46):
Oh what's the use he's so stubborn.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Look, honey, use your brain. Tell him your health shadowed.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Just tell him he's got to take you away before
the boys and the White Coach do it for him.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
Do you think I could do it?
Speaker 8 (04:57):
Why not?
Speaker 5 (04:58):
You were an actress? How do you think those wives
get vacations?
Speaker 8 (05:01):
A groan?
Speaker 5 (05:02):
A moan in front of the husband, and it's high
ho off to Bermuda.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Did you think a few moans and groans would work?
Speaker 5 (05:08):
It does with most husbands, of course, with manague you
may have to chop off an arm or something.
Speaker 10 (05:16):
I hate deceiving Edwin, but I just know getting out
of town will be good for him too, Or that.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Must be Edwin. Back to miss morning, walk around the block.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
I'll let him in here. He is nature boy, I
live and breeze.
Speaker 12 (05:32):
Glamorous Agnes, the last of the Bloomer girls.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
Lily, she's lying down on the couch.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Lily, lying down.
Speaker 8 (05:42):
I'm over here, Edily.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Oh what's the matter?
Speaker 7 (05:46):
I I don't know, Edwin. I've have been feeling funny
all week.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
She painted three times this morning.
Speaker 10 (05:55):
Please, Agnes, I I didn't want him to know.
Speaker 9 (05:59):
No, what gad you look wonderful.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
This poor woman needs a rest.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
The rest nonsense.
Speaker 12 (06:11):
She hasn't worked since nineteen seventy seven when.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
We did Romeo and Juliet.
Speaker 12 (06:16):
Even that she was lying in a nice soft coffin
for the last whole act.
Speaker 10 (06:23):
It's just that I I'm cooped up in this apartment.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Oh look at her. The poor thing needs some sunshine.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Well so do I.
Speaker 12 (06:33):
And if you clean the windows, what is the will
we get?
Speaker 10 (06:44):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (06:45):
And when my head is splitting, I'm telling you she
needs a change.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
You're so right. We'll get a new maid.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
But I don't like to demand.
Speaker 10 (06:55):
But perhaps a weekend in the country with fresh air sunshine.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
Green see sunshine and fresher hair. That can kill you, you know.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
And when everybody goes away for the weekend.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I huh, you're up now. I thought you were so sick,
my weak little wife.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Oh Edwin, Oh you're horrible.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
I stop bawling. Craangity was never one of your strong points.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Go to your radio broadcast, go anywhere.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
I could make it more specific.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
If you started at all. This is insane weekend nonsense.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Or will you go to your radio broadcast?
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Yeah, hit the road.
Speaker 9 (07:33):
I'm going home, sweet home, be it ever so humble.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
There's no place like Bellevue.
Speaker 9 (07:40):
Goodbye.
Speaker 10 (07:42):
Ah Now, Oh, this is not that I particularly want
to go away on a weekend.
Speaker 12 (07:47):
But when I pretended I was sick, he didn't even
seem to care.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Well, there's one consolation. You're married Montague for better or worse,
and he can't get worse.
Speaker 10 (07:59):
It's usual when he's been nasty, he's coming back to apologize.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
I've seen I'll get the door. Oh so you've come
crawling back.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Oh it's mister Zinza, the director of Montague's Uncle Goodhart program.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
Oh hello, missus, Hello there, missus.
Speaker 8 (08:13):
Montague has mister Montague home.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
Well, no, he left for the radio station. You just missed.
Speaker 13 (08:24):
Him, fiddleded.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
What's the matter, mister Zinza. Now what have you got
in that basket?
Speaker 8 (08:37):
I'd rather not discuss it, missus Montague.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Whatever it is, it's moving, mister Sinza.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
What is it?
Speaker 13 (08:46):
Please, missus Montague. It's not the sort of thing men
talk about in front of women.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Look, we're all over to Funny One.
Speaker 13 (09:04):
Tell us missus, Well, all right, you see a few
days ago.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Oh, I shouldn't beat there with jay.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
Go on, what is it?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Well?
Speaker 8 (09:18):
Here goes our dog had puppies.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
Oh what he said?
Speaker 10 (09:28):
Quiet, Agnes, So that's what he puts in the basket
of puppy.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
Oh quick, let me see him.
Speaker 8 (09:33):
It's a her. Here, I'll pull back the blanket.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
Oh, Agnes.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Look, congratulations, mister Sinds.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
She has your nose. Thank you?
Speaker 8 (10:09):
Do you really think so?
Speaker 7 (10:12):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (10:13):
Look look she's trying to bite my finger.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Gotcha. I'm sorry, mister Montague.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Isn't here to see her.
Speaker 8 (10:24):
I brought the puppy for him?
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Minded you?
Speaker 9 (10:27):
Oh no?
Speaker 10 (10:27):
Misters Edwin complains of a dog even walks in front
of the building.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
Next to people in children. He hates dog's mouse.
Speaker 8 (10:35):
Yeah, I said, uncle good hearted, like a dog in
his home.
Speaker 10 (10:38):
I'm sorry, Misteruszins is very sweet of you, but you'd
better get it out of here. If Edwin even suspected
the dog was in the apartment.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
Oh dear, what am I gonna do with little Edwina?
Speaker 13 (10:50):
I have to get to the radio station. I'll just
leave her at the city dog pound.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
There's nothing I can.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Quena shaw goes for you, honey, Ah.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
Look at her cuts of button. She's lifting my head.
Speaker 8 (11:25):
Come on, Edwina to the pounds.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
Oh, missus Inda, you can't take her to the pound.
Speaker 13 (11:38):
I have to do something. I can't take her back home.
We got eight more to.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Get rid of.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Let's go.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Oh missus wait, I'll miss the broadcast.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Missus indsa leave the dog here.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Honey, have you lost your marbles?
Speaker 7 (11:51):
I don't care what Edwin says. Little Eduena is not
going to the pound.
Speaker 11 (12:03):
The dog.
Speaker 10 (12:04):
Yes, all my life, I've wanted the dog, and little
Ledwena is just the one.
Speaker 13 (12:09):
Oh that's George. There's a vet around the corner, Doctor Spitz.
Speaker 8 (12:14):
I'll send them right up.
Speaker 12 (12:15):
Vet.
Speaker 13 (12:15):
Oh, puppies need shots and things like that. I'll be
late for the broadcast.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Go min, honey, a dog in the same house, but Montague,
it'll be murdered.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
I don't care. Edwin will have to get used to it.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Oh brother, between his beard and the dog will have
every flea in New York.
Speaker 14 (12:32):
And oh here, let me hold us.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
Little Ledwena is not going to any nasty old pound.
I look at the little sweet hole. Oh that must
be that doctor spit.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
I'm coming.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
I'm coming, Edwin.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
I can't explain to him. Now let me. I'll hide
the dog in the bedroom. Tell him anything. I just
don't let him find out.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Lucky at miss Alls in the middle.
Speaker 12 (13:21):
Coming, what's the idea of keep you waiting?
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Where's the list? She's in the bedroom and she's really sick.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
But don't go in there. Let her rest.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
You're right, iuess, I must have been out of my mind.
Speaker 12 (13:35):
I was halfway to the radio stage before I realized
how miserably I treated Lil.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
I want her to know.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
I shall tell her not go.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I don't hear anything in the bedroom. She must be resting.
Speaker 8 (13:45):
Yeah, I'll go.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
I guess I'm worried. She looks pale. Is she really sick?
Speaker 8 (13:51):
Nothing?
Speaker 6 (13:51):
Nothing at all.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Listen to her.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
Don't go in there. You'll up better. But she's hounded
off little just a little sinance condition.
Speaker 7 (14:13):
Dad.
Speaker 9 (14:14):
That's the worst case of sentence I ever heard. Call
a doctor.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
I don't worry.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
There's the doctor's fit coming over and I beat it
to be lately a broadcast.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
How can I leave the town like this? But she's
in the horrible pain. I should be her side.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
No, you've done in that.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
She complained about feeling ill. I ignored it. I cheated
it like a dog. What a mons drive in eggs.
Speaker 12 (14:43):
I'm going to nurse her back to help. I'll take
her to the country from a six. Get out and
call me if she gets worse.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Beggars, I couldn't keep it being acquiet. I think something's rule.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
Now, don't you start well at work and he's taking
you out of the city. One more o howl out
of Dreena and you would have had a whirl cruise.
Speaker 10 (15:04):
Don't talk nonsense. I can't leave the city now. I
have a dog to take care of. But it's like
a baby. I wouldn't think of going anywhere. I give up.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
Oh quick quick, that's the best.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
I'll let him in. Are you the vet?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (15:17):
I am doctor Spitz, mister's insocent met where's the haunt
the dog?
Speaker 8 (15:23):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (15:24):
All right here doctor, I think something's wrong with arena. Yeah, yeah,
we fitched the cliner.
Speaker 9 (15:30):
In you of good light? Now, yeah, let's go go.
Speaker 8 (15:34):
Where to my dog?
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Hospital on the corner?
Speaker 7 (15:37):
The hospital? Oh, doctor, what's wrong with her? Well?
Speaker 8 (15:40):
I think the dog she has.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
The pi the pique queen.
Speaker 9 (15:47):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
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While Agnes and Lily are a doctor Spitzer's Dog hospital
seeing Edwena through her first crisis, it is a remorseful
Edwin Montague who is just finishing his Uncle good Heart program.
Speaker 12 (17:30):
And so Ronald, once again you come to Uncle good
Heart for advice. Now you want to change your name.
Don't you like the name of Ronald Smith. It's a
good American name, Ronald. There's nothing to be ashamed. But no,
for some strange reason, you want to change your name
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to John D. Rockefeller Junior, just because that is the
name you've been signing checks with. You have nothing to
worry about, as Shakespeare said, what's in the knae?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
You just keep signing those.
Speaker 12 (18:06):
Checks and the authorities will change your name for you
to a nice long number. So, dear listeners, like Ronald,
as the prison gate closed on him for nineteen nine years,
remember keep your head high into the sun and light.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
So end's another episode.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Of Uncle goodtheart until tomorrow when he meets you again
in his little cottage on the sunny side of the lane.
Here is Uncle Goodheart with his thought for the day.
Speaker 12 (18:44):
When your neighbor gets pushed off a fishing boat, wearing
his heaviest clothes for the day, as he goes to
the bottom like a lump of lead, yell down to him,
anchors away.
Speaker 16 (19:03):
Okay, mister Montague, you're off the air, I springer.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Did you receive a call from my home?
Speaker 9 (19:08):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (19:09):
No, one call? Oh, thank heavens. Lily must be better.
Does she listened to your program? Just now? She must
be proud of you? How please? It was inspirational, mister Montague.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
It was like drinking in a tonic hair tonic.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
It was sick. Don't be modest.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
Oh, here's mister SINSA good show Asians.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
It was a fourth star.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Do there?
Speaker 9 (19:31):
All right?
Speaker 6 (19:32):
All right?
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Geez, I've got to get home and see my wife.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
You're going home, mister Montague, immediately?
Speaker 4 (19:41):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (19:42):
I know something you don't know.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Stop this.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
What is it?
Speaker 13 (19:49):
You've got a glorious surprise waiting.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
For you at home, A surprise. How do you know?
Speaker 13 (19:53):
I throw your wife after you left, you did quick, Sinza,
How was she wonderful?
Speaker 8 (19:58):
I've never seen her so happy.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Cinza, that is a glorious surprise. Or it was at
mister Montague. Something wrong with the ball and chain.
Speaker 12 (20:08):
Yes, I've just got to get her away for a
little vacation.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
She sounded awful this morning.
Speaker 16 (20:12):
Wives are all the same, complaining all the time. Take
my missus up at five, doing the laundry, getting breakfast,
getting the brats off the school, mowing the lawn, cleaning
the house, cooking the dinner, washing the dishes, or you
think all that exercise the door.
Speaker 9 (20:28):
Good Na comes midnight. She can't keep her eyes open.
Speaker 16 (20:34):
She falls asleep in the middle of washing the car,
and they.
Speaker 9 (20:40):
Say the audiblebile replaced the horse.
Speaker 12 (20:44):
Look, boys, I've got to get Lily out of the house.
What do you fellows do on a weekend.
Speaker 13 (20:49):
Oh, my wife and I like to get on a
baseball diamond in Central Park and kick up our heels.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Well, please, that's not exactly what I had in mind
for Lily and me.
Speaker 13 (21:00):
The fun I knock out fungus and she shags fly.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
All right, Zinzo, My wife's.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
The magnificent ballplayers.
Speaker 13 (21:08):
Fine, she's constantly being mistaken for Yogi Berra.
Speaker 9 (21:13):
Of course, that's where their catcher's mask going is.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
I understand.
Speaker 13 (21:16):
Without the mask, she looks like Joe Demajo Zenzo, will
you stop no reflection on Joe Demijo?
Speaker 12 (21:23):
Oh no, Springer, What do you do when your wife
doesn't feel well?
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Not a thing?
Speaker 16 (21:28):
I don't like the pampera, But if she's sick, she
just crawls off into the woods until she feels better.
Speaker 12 (21:36):
Well, I can see I'm going to get no help
from you too. I'd better get home to Lily. I've
got a lot of making up to do. Dark pamper
Tim going to be the most considered husband of the
world from now on.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
We're going places and doing things together.
Speaker 13 (21:49):
Why don't you bring her out to the Baseball Diamond
Big game tomorrow.
Speaker 8 (21:52):
Husband's against the wife. No, it's the funniest thing.
Speaker 13 (21:56):
They make my wife play on the men's side.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Where's my hat?
Speaker 9 (22:01):
I'm going home to my Lily, Lily, Lily, Agnes.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
What's funny? No one's home atlease. That means she's well again.
Speaker 9 (22:28):
She's doing that shopping she said she had to do.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
What a scare she gave me? Those sounds she made.
I'll hear them in my sleep.
Speaker 9 (22:39):
Coming.
Speaker 8 (22:42):
Oh the Jenader any garbage, look and you come back later.
Speaker 9 (22:46):
My wife is no, oh not yet.
Speaker 13 (22:48):
Huh.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
But I seen her in Agnes.
Speaker 9 (22:50):
Rush you out with a doctor with a doctor. Yeah,
they said they was.
Speaker 8 (22:52):
Going to the hospital.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Hospital. What hospital?
Speaker 9 (22:55):
Tell me? I don't know.
Speaker 12 (22:56):
Let's go on the hospital. I hope I'm not too
late to wear the phone operator? Give me a hospital.
But how do I know?
Speaker 9 (23:04):
In the hospital call of Oh.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Now, what what is it?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Your hair?
Speaker 4 (23:11):
A month ago? Yes, Plan'm busy.
Speaker 9 (23:13):
I am doctor Spitz, Doctor Spitz. Oh you're the one. Yeah,
how is she?
Speaker 4 (23:18):
How is she?
Speaker 9 (23:19):
Well, she was a pretty sick girl.
Speaker 11 (23:20):
But she's all right now, thank you.
Speaker 7 (23:24):
Yeah, she's the last thing in the hospital.
Speaker 9 (23:25):
She'll be home in a day or two.
Speaker 12 (23:27):
Tell me, doctor be frank with theh What was wrong
with her?
Speaker 15 (23:31):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (23:32):
Do you usual summer elements? She was full of worm?
Speaker 12 (23:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (23:44):
I give her a couple of shots and we just
say to.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
The worms, what else did you have to do?
Speaker 12 (23:51):
Well?
Speaker 9 (23:52):
I clipped and plucked her yay, shaved off all the hair.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Cool for the drama.
Speaker 12 (24:00):
Well, of course, as she always wanted a short haircut.
Speaker 9 (24:04):
And by Jimmy, she got it.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Doctor, this is serious. She looked terrible.
Speaker 9 (24:10):
Oh she's a beauty. Now looks good?
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Eh, where do you see her?
Speaker 17 (24:14):
What the ears clipped? You clipped her ears? And she
won't be crazy to let you do that. Crazy not her.
She's a smart one. I know already.
Speaker 15 (24:25):
You can start teaching her tricks, chrit.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
You'll see in.
Speaker 15 (24:29):
A few weeks you can send her alone. She come
back with a newspaper on a mouth. Oh no, what
has happened to her? Her mind has gone? Oh too, Verry,
I'll bring around all right.
Speaker 9 (24:40):
She'll be all right. I'll get the best nesses take
care of her here, what nurses.
Speaker 15 (24:44):
All she needs is companionship and love.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Yeah, I go bring her home.
Speaker 12 (24:49):
Companionship with love. Why does a man find out these things?
Speaker 4 (24:53):
But it's too late.
Speaker 12 (24:55):
From long, my life has but one goal, bring back
to normal.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
I take it.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
Honey boy, you got it? Bed here, lie on.
Speaker 7 (25:19):
I walked to that door hospital.
Speaker 9 (25:23):
I didn't know what.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
That's a good thing. You found out you're allergic to dog?
Speaker 7 (25:27):
Oh, I just don't even mention the word dogs.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
I'm glad we got in touch with Zenzer in time.
He's gonna take don't take the dog back.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
Just let me lie here and recuperate. I never in
my life want to see an I'll get the door.
Speaker 6 (25:46):
Oh it's you, is your home?
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Oh there you are, Lily. Now they don't get up, Edwin,
Poor poor little lily.
Speaker 12 (25:58):
Can you ever forgive me? Things are going to be
different from I spoke to the doctor.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
You did you need.
Speaker 12 (26:07):
Love and companionship? You have all, my lovely, Edwin. And
look what I brought you to keep you company when
I'm not by your side.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
I bought you this what we're looking in?
Speaker 9 (26:19):
This baskett?
Speaker 6 (26:25):
That dog out of here?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
But I get it out.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Well, what are you going to do?
Speaker 12 (26:32):
Springers write about women, don't pamper them.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
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Speaker 2 (26:58):
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Speaker 1 (01:40):
The Magnificent Montagule Edwin Montague is a stubborn man. As
the magnificent Montague of the Shakespearean Theater, he held out
for years against going.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
On the radio.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Now that hunger has driven him to becoming Uncle Goodhart,
hero of an afternoon radio program, he refuses to get
off the air, even for a weekend vacation. His poor
wife Lily is doomed for another weekend in the city.
But Agnes They're made, is happily packing for an avice.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
You'll make me happy, you'll make me sad. Are rooty
to doot dooty, honey?
Speaker 7 (02:25):
Or you're packing? Are you going away again for the weekend?
Speaker 6 (02:28):
What do you think?
Speaker 5 (02:30):
I'm off for the wide open spaces. And I don't
mean your husband's mouth.
Speaker 8 (02:37):
But what is it?
Speaker 9 (02:38):
This time?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Another riding of my club, the Unattached Girls of East
thirty seventh Street.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
Oh, you girls have so much fun. I just can't
get edwin out.
Speaker 8 (02:46):
Of New York.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
What a break for the rest of the country.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
It's just that he hates the country.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
He's just afraid of the birds. If they's about that
beautiful nest that hangs down from his chin, they'll think
it so they'll think it's a federal housing project for swallows.
Speaker 10 (03:06):
Oh that's silly. I'll tell you about the trip. I
know you were going by car.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
A car, she says. We all chipped in.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
We sent Zelda Zimmerman down to a used carlact Boy,
did she come back with a heap? A real meatball
on wheels?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Well?
Speaker 9 (03:19):
What kind is it?
Speaker 5 (03:20):
A nineteen twenty three Essex the one they used to
call a greyhound?
Speaker 8 (03:26):
I remember?
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Does it run run?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
If you put a rabbit in front of it, it'll
chase it.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
Well, then why would Zelda talked into buy?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
The salesman gave her a pitch. He said it was
just like a modern car, no.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Gear shift, no gar shift.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
It fell off twenty years.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
Ago, Agnes. I'm worried about you going on a trip
and a.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Car like that, Honey. It's a perfect car for a
cheap trip.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
It don't use gas, no gas, No, you just feed
the squirrel under the hood, Agnes.
Speaker 7 (03:58):
In a car like that, it sounds.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
I don't worry, honey.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Hazel Schmidlack's boyfriend's a mechanic. He got under the car
and said all he had to do is turn a
few screws.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
And that's all he did.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Good.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
He's been under the car for.
Speaker 11 (04:10):
Five days now, five days the motor fell on him.
Speaker 7 (04:20):
Well, I hope it doesn't rain and spoil your out here.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Just being out of this house and away from that
monster husband of yours makes it a glorious holiday.
Speaker 10 (04:30):
When Edmond and I were younger, he used to love
going on boat rides up the huts.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
I know.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Then Fulton invented the steamboat and scared Monugu off the river. Oh,
oh kidding, you need a rest, honey, I can take
you somewhere.
Speaker 7 (04:46):
Oh what's the use he's so stubborn.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Look, honey, use your brain. Tell him your health shadowed.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Just tell him he's got to take you away before
the boys and the White Coach do it for him.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
Do you think I could do it?
Speaker 8 (04:57):
Why not?
Speaker 5 (04:58):
You were an actress? How do you think those wives
get vacations?
Speaker 8 (05:01):
A groan?
Speaker 5 (05:02):
A moan in front of the husband, and it's high
ho off to Bermuda.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Did you think a few moans and groans would work?
Speaker 5 (05:08):
It does with most husbands, of course, with manague you
may have to chop off an arm or something.
Speaker 10 (05:16):
I hate deceiving Edwin, but I just know getting out
of town will be good for him too, Or that.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Must be Edwin. Back to miss morning, walk around the block.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
I'll let him in here. He is nature boy, I
live and breeze.
Speaker 12 (05:32):
Glamorous Agnes, the last of the Bloomer girls.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
Lily, she's lying down on the couch.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Lily, lying down.
Speaker 8 (05:42):
I'm over here, Edily.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Oh what's the matter?
Speaker 7 (05:46):
I I don't know, Edwin. I've have been feeling funny
all week.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
She painted three times this morning.
Speaker 10 (05:55):
Please, Agnes, I I didn't want him to know.
Speaker 9 (05:59):
No, what gad you look wonderful.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
This poor woman needs a rest.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
The rest nonsense.
Speaker 12 (06:11):
She hasn't worked since nineteen seventy seven when.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
We did Romeo and Juliet.
Speaker 12 (06:16):
Even that she was lying in a nice soft coffin
for the last whole act.
Speaker 10 (06:23):
It's just that I I'm cooped up in this apartment.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Oh look at her. The poor thing needs some sunshine.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Well so do I.
Speaker 12 (06:33):
And if you clean the windows, what is the will
we get?
Speaker 10 (06:44):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (06:45):
And when my head is splitting, I'm telling you she
needs a change.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
You're so right. We'll get a new maid.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
But I don't like to demand.
Speaker 10 (06:55):
But perhaps a weekend in the country with fresh air sunshine.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
Green see sunshine and fresher hair. That can kill you, you know.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
And when everybody goes away for the weekend.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I huh, you're up now. I thought you were so sick,
my weak little wife.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Oh Edwin, Oh you're horrible.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
I stop bawling. Craangity was never one of your strong points.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Go to your radio broadcast, go anywhere.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
I could make it more specific.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
If you started at all. This is insane weekend nonsense.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Or will you go to your radio broadcast?
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Yeah, hit the road.
Speaker 9 (07:33):
I'm going home, sweet home, be it ever so humble.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
There's no place like Bellevue.
Speaker 9 (07:40):
Goodbye.
Speaker 10 (07:42):
Ah Now, Oh, this is not that I particularly want
to go away on a weekend.
Speaker 12 (07:47):
But when I pretended I was sick, he didn't even
seem to care.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Well, there's one consolation. You're married Montague for better or worse,
and he can't get worse.
Speaker 10 (07:59):
It's usual when he's been nasty, he's coming back to apologize.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
I've seen I'll get the door. Oh so you've come
crawling back.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Oh it's mister Zinza, the director of Montague's Uncle Goodhart program.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
Oh hello, missus, Hello there, missus.
Speaker 8 (08:13):
Montague has mister Montague home.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
Well, no, he left for the radio station. You just missed.
Speaker 13 (08:24):
Him, fiddleded.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
What's the matter, mister Zinza. Now what have you got
in that basket?
Speaker 8 (08:37):
I'd rather not discuss it, missus Montague.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Whatever it is, it's moving, mister Sinza.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
What is it?
Speaker 13 (08:46):
Please, missus Montague. It's not the sort of thing men
talk about in front of women.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Look, we're all over to Funny One.
Speaker 13 (09:04):
Tell us missus, Well, all right, you see a few
days ago.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Oh, I shouldn't beat there with jay.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
Go on, what is it?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Well?
Speaker 8 (09:18):
Here goes our dog had puppies.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
Oh what he said?
Speaker 10 (09:28):
Quiet, Agnes, So that's what he puts in the basket
of puppy.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
Oh quick, let me see him.
Speaker 8 (09:33):
It's a her. Here, I'll pull back the blanket.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
Oh, Agnes.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Look, congratulations, mister Sinds.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
She has your nose. Thank you?
Speaker 8 (10:09):
Do you really think so?
Speaker 7 (10:12):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (10:13):
Look look she's trying to bite my finger.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Gotcha. I'm sorry, mister Montague.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Isn't here to see her.
Speaker 8 (10:24):
I brought the puppy for him?
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Minded you?
Speaker 9 (10:27):
Oh no?
Speaker 10 (10:27):
Misters Edwin complains of a dog even walks in front
of the building.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
Next to people in children. He hates dog's mouse.
Speaker 8 (10:35):
Yeah, I said, uncle good hearted, like a dog in
his home.
Speaker 10 (10:38):
I'm sorry, Misteruszins is very sweet of you, but you'd
better get it out of here. If Edwin even suspected
the dog was in the apartment.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
Oh dear, what am I gonna do with little Edwina?
Speaker 13 (10:50):
I have to get to the radio station. I'll just
leave her at the city dog pound.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
There's nothing I can.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Quena shaw goes for you, honey, Ah.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
Look at her cuts of button. She's lifting my head.
Speaker 8 (11:25):
Come on, Edwina to the pounds.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
Oh, missus Inda, you can't take her to the pound.
Speaker 13 (11:38):
I have to do something. I can't take her back home.
We got eight more to.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Get rid of.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Let's go.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Oh missus wait, I'll miss the broadcast.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Missus indsa leave the dog here.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Honey, have you lost your marbles?
Speaker 7 (11:51):
I don't care what Edwin says. Little Eduena is not
going to the pound.
Speaker 11 (12:03):
The dog.
Speaker 10 (12:04):
Yes, all my life, I've wanted the dog, and little
Ledwena is just the one.
Speaker 13 (12:09):
Oh that's George. There's a vet around the corner, Doctor Spitz.
Speaker 8 (12:14):
I'll send them right up.
Speaker 12 (12:15):
Vet.
Speaker 13 (12:15):
Oh, puppies need shots and things like that. I'll be
late for the broadcast.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Go min, honey, a dog in the same house, but Montague,
it'll be murdered.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
I don't care. Edwin will have to get used to it.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Oh brother, between his beard and the dog will have
every flea in New York.
Speaker 14 (12:32):
And oh here, let me hold us.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
Little Ledwena is not going to any nasty old pound.
I look at the little sweet hole. Oh that must
be that doctor spit.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
I'm coming.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
I'm coming, Edwin.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
I can't explain to him. Now let me. I'll hide
the dog in the bedroom. Tell him anything. I just
don't let him find out.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Lucky at miss Alls in the middle.
Speaker 12 (13:21):
Coming, what's the idea of keep you waiting?
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Where's the list? She's in the bedroom and she's really sick.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
But don't go in there. Let her rest.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
You're right, iuess, I must have been out of my mind.
Speaker 12 (13:35):
I was halfway to the radio stage before I realized
how miserably I treated Lil.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
I want her to know.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
I shall tell her not go.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I don't hear anything in the bedroom. She must be resting.
Speaker 8 (13:45):
Yeah, I'll go.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
I guess I'm worried. She looks pale. Is she really sick?
Speaker 8 (13:51):
Nothing?
Speaker 6 (13:51):
Nothing at all.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Listen to her.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
Don't go in there. You'll up better. But she's hounded
off little just a little sinance condition.
Speaker 7 (14:13):
Dad.
Speaker 9 (14:14):
That's the worst case of sentence I ever heard. Call
a doctor.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
I don't worry.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
There's the doctor's fit coming over and I beat it
to be lately a broadcast.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
How can I leave the town like this? But she's
in the horrible pain. I should be her side.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
No, you've done in that.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
She complained about feeling ill. I ignored it. I cheated
it like a dog. What a mons drive in eggs.
Speaker 12 (14:43):
I'm going to nurse her back to help. I'll take
her to the country from a six. Get out and
call me if she gets worse.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Beggars, I couldn't keep it being acquiet. I think something's rule.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
Now, don't you start well at work and he's taking
you out of the city. One more o howl out
of Dreena and you would have had a whirl cruise.
Speaker 10 (15:04):
Don't talk nonsense. I can't leave the city now. I
have a dog to take care of. But it's like
a baby. I wouldn't think of going anywhere. I give up.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
Oh quick quick, that's the best.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
I'll let him in. Are you the vet?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (15:17):
I am doctor Spitz, mister's insocent met where's the haunt
the dog?
Speaker 8 (15:23):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (15:24):
All right here doctor, I think something's wrong with arena. Yeah, yeah,
we fitched the cliner.
Speaker 9 (15:30):
In you of good light? Now, yeah, let's go go.
Speaker 8 (15:34):
Where to my dog?
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Hospital on the corner?
Speaker 7 (15:37):
The hospital? Oh, doctor, what's wrong with her? Well?
Speaker 8 (15:40):
I think the dog she has.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
The pi the pique queen.
Speaker 9 (15:47):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
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While Agnes and Lily are a doctor Spitzer's Dog hospital
seeing Edwena through her first crisis, it is a remorseful
Edwin Montague who is just finishing his Uncle good Heart program.
Speaker 12 (17:30):
And so Ronald, once again you come to Uncle good
Heart for advice. Now you want to change your name.
Don't you like the name of Ronald Smith. It's a
good American name, Ronald. There's nothing to be ashamed. But no,
for some strange reason, you want to change your name
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to John D. Rockefeller Junior, just because that is the
name you've been signing checks with. You have nothing to
worry about, as Shakespeare said, what's in the knae?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
You just keep signing those.
Speaker 12 (18:06):
Checks and the authorities will change your name for you
to a nice long number. So, dear listeners, like Ronald,
as the prison gate closed on him for nineteen nine years,
remember keep your head high into the sun and light.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
So end's another episode.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Of Uncle goodtheart until tomorrow when he meets you again
in his little cottage on the sunny side of the lane.
Here is Uncle Goodheart with his thought for the day.
Speaker 12 (18:44):
When your neighbor gets pushed off a fishing boat, wearing
his heaviest clothes for the day, as he goes to
the bottom like a lump of lead, yell down to him,
anchors away.
Speaker 16 (19:03):
Okay, mister Montague, you're off the air, I springer.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Did you receive a call from my home?
Speaker 9 (19:08):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (19:09):
No, one call? Oh, thank heavens. Lily must be better.
Does she listened to your program? Just now? She must
be proud of you? How please? It was inspirational, mister Montague.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
It was like drinking in a tonic hair tonic.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
It was sick. Don't be modest.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
Oh, here's mister SINSA good show Asians.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
It was a fourth star.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Do there?
Speaker 9 (19:31):
All right?
Speaker 6 (19:32):
All right?
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Geez, I've got to get home and see my wife.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
You're going home, mister Montague, immediately?
Speaker 4 (19:41):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (19:42):
I know something you don't know.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Stop this.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
What is it?
Speaker 13 (19:49):
You've got a glorious surprise waiting.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
For you at home, A surprise. How do you know?
Speaker 13 (19:53):
I throw your wife after you left, you did quick, Sinza,
How was she wonderful?
Speaker 8 (19:58):
I've never seen her so happy.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Cinza, that is a glorious surprise. Or it was at
mister Montague. Something wrong with the ball and chain.
Speaker 12 (20:08):
Yes, I've just got to get her away for a
little vacation.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
She sounded awful this morning.
Speaker 16 (20:12):
Wives are all the same, complaining all the time. Take
my missus up at five, doing the laundry, getting breakfast,
getting the brats off the school, mowing the lawn, cleaning
the house, cooking the dinner, washing the dishes, or you
think all that exercise the door.
Speaker 9 (20:28):
Good Na comes midnight. She can't keep her eyes open.
Speaker 16 (20:34):
She falls asleep in the middle of washing the car,
and they.
Speaker 9 (20:40):
Say the audiblebile replaced the horse.
Speaker 12 (20:44):
Look, boys, I've got to get Lily out of the house.
What do you fellows do on a weekend.
Speaker 13 (20:49):
Oh, my wife and I like to get on a
baseball diamond in Central Park and kick up our heels.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Well, please, that's not exactly what I had in mind
for Lily and me.
Speaker 13 (21:00):
The fun I knock out fungus and she shags fly.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
All right, Zinzo, My wife's.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
The magnificent ballplayers.
Speaker 13 (21:08):
Fine, she's constantly being mistaken for Yogi Berra.
Speaker 9 (21:13):
Of course, that's where their catcher's mask going is.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
I understand.
Speaker 13 (21:16):
Without the mask, she looks like Joe Demajo Zenzo, will
you stop no reflection on Joe Demijo?
Speaker 12 (21:23):
Oh no, Springer, What do you do when your wife
doesn't feel well?
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Not a thing?
Speaker 16 (21:28):
I don't like the pampera, But if she's sick, she
just crawls off into the woods until she feels better.
Speaker 12 (21:36):
Well, I can see I'm going to get no help
from you too. I'd better get home to Lily. I've
got a lot of making up to do. Dark pamper
Tim going to be the most considered husband of the
world from now on.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
We're going places and doing things together.
Speaker 13 (21:49):
Why don't you bring her out to the Baseball Diamond
Big game tomorrow.
Speaker 8 (21:52):
Husband's against the wife. No, it's the funniest thing.
Speaker 13 (21:56):
They make my wife play on the men's side.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Where's my hat?
Speaker 9 (22:01):
I'm going home to my Lily, Lily, Lily, Agnes.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
What's funny? No one's home atlease. That means she's well again.
Speaker 9 (22:28):
She's doing that shopping she said she had to do.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
What a scare she gave me? Those sounds she made.
I'll hear them in my sleep.
Speaker 9 (22:39):
Coming.
Speaker 8 (22:42):
Oh the Jenader any garbage, look and you come back later.
Speaker 9 (22:46):
My wife is no, oh not yet.
Speaker 13 (22:48):
Huh.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
But I seen her in Agnes.
Speaker 9 (22:50):
Rush you out with a doctor with a doctor. Yeah,
they said they was.
Speaker 8 (22:52):
Going to the hospital.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Hospital. What hospital?
Speaker 9 (22:55):
Tell me? I don't know.
Speaker 12 (22:56):
Let's go on the hospital. I hope I'm not too
late to wear the phone operator? Give me a hospital.
But how do I know?
Speaker 9 (23:04):
In the hospital call of Oh.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Now, what what is it?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Your hair?
Speaker 4 (23:11):
A month ago? Yes, Plan'm busy.
Speaker 9 (23:13):
I am doctor Spitz, Doctor Spitz. Oh you're the one. Yeah,
how is she?
Speaker 4 (23:18):
How is she?
Speaker 9 (23:19):
Well, she was a pretty sick girl.
Speaker 11 (23:20):
But she's all right now, thank you.
Speaker 7 (23:24):
Yeah, she's the last thing in the hospital.
Speaker 9 (23:25):
She'll be home in a day or two.
Speaker 12 (23:27):
Tell me, doctor be frank with theh What was wrong
with her?
Speaker 15 (23:31):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (23:32):
Do you usual summer elements? She was full of worm?
Speaker 12 (23:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (23:44):
I give her a couple of shots and we just
say to.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
The worms, what else did you have to do?
Speaker 12 (23:51):
Well?
Speaker 9 (23:52):
I clipped and plucked her yay, shaved off all the hair.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Cool for the drama.
Speaker 12 (24:00):
Well, of course, as she always wanted a short haircut.
Speaker 9 (24:04):
And by Jimmy, she got it.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Doctor, this is serious. She looked terrible.
Speaker 9 (24:10):
Oh she's a beauty. Now looks good?
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Eh, where do you see her?
Speaker 17 (24:14):
What the ears clipped? You clipped her ears? And she
won't be crazy to let you do that. Crazy not her.
She's a smart one. I know already.
Speaker 15 (24:25):
You can start teaching her tricks, chrit.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
You'll see in.
Speaker 15 (24:29):
A few weeks you can send her alone. She come
back with a newspaper on a mouth. Oh no, what
has happened to her? Her mind has gone? Oh too, Verry,
I'll bring around all right.
Speaker 9 (24:40):
She'll be all right. I'll get the best nesses take
care of her here, what nurses.
Speaker 15 (24:44):
All she needs is companionship and love.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Yeah, I go bring her home.
Speaker 12 (24:49):
Companionship with love. Why does a man find out these things?
Speaker 4 (24:53):
But it's too late.
Speaker 12 (24:55):
From long, my life has but one goal, bring back
to normal.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
I take it.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
Honey boy, you got it? Bed here, lie on.
Speaker 7 (25:19):
I walked to that door hospital.
Speaker 9 (25:23):
I didn't know what.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
That's a good thing. You found out you're allergic to dog?
Speaker 7 (25:27):
Oh, I just don't even mention the word dogs.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
I'm glad we got in touch with Zenzer in time.
He's gonna take don't take the dog back.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
Just let me lie here and recuperate. I never in
my life want to see an I'll get the door.
Speaker 6 (25:46):
Oh it's you, is your home?
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Oh there you are, Lily. Now they don't get up, Edwin,
Poor poor little lily.
Speaker 12 (25:58):
Can you ever forgive me? Things are going to be
different from I spoke to the doctor.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
You did you need.
Speaker 12 (26:07):
Love and companionship? You have all, my lovely, Edwin. And
look what I brought you to keep you company when
I'm not by your side.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
I bought you this what we're looking in?
Speaker 9 (26:19):
This baskett?
Speaker 6 (26:25):
That dog out of here?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
But I get it out.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Well, what are you going to do?
Speaker 12 (26:32):
Springers write about women, don't pamper them.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Here's a word from r. C.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
A victor.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Just up the street or around the corner from your
home is a man who provides a very important service
to you and your neighbors. He's your local radio and
television serviceman. Yet, curiously enough, the importance of his services
is not fully recognized until your radio or television set
develops trouble. Then he's needed, just as a policeman, or
a doctor or a fireman is needed when the occasion arises,
(27:22):
and like these other community servants, your neighborhood repairman has
the experience and equipment to provide you with prompt, dependable service.
For example, if your television set requires a new picture tube,
he'll recommend a genuine RCA picture tube. Your repairman knows
from experience that an RCA picture tube will give you
(27:42):
the clearest, sharpest picture your set is capable of delivering.
He'll tell you, in fact, that all electronic television is
an RCA development. So next time your set develops trouble,
regardless of its make, model or size, rely on your
local radio television technician for fast economical repair, and don't
forget to ask him for genuine RCA tubes and parts.
(28:06):
Then you're sure of enjoying the very best that your
television set has to offer. Listen again next week France
to The Magnificent Montague starring Mafi Woolley, the Saturday night
transcribed feature on NBC's All Star Festival of Comedy, Music,
(28:28):
Mystery and Drama, brought to you by Chesterfield. Always Milder,
better tasting, coolest smoking plus no unpleasant aftertaste by Anison
for past relief from pain of Headache, Neurytis and Euralgia
and by RCA Victor world leader in radio, first in
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(28:50):
created and directed by Matt Hyken and written by Matt
Hiken and Billy Friedberg. Anne Seymour was Lily Pert Kelton
was Agnes. Also head on tonight's broadcast for Art Connie
Johnny Gibson, John Griggs and Frank Malano. Jack Ward was
at the organ. This is Don Pardo.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
The Magnificent Montague has come to you from our Radio
City Studios in New York. Tomorrow here New Theater and
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