Project Chameleo and the Invisible Midgets

In this episode, we discuss how the powers at be utilized Project Chameleo to wage the ultimate psy-op against an unsuspecting, already brain addled crack head named Dion. And in case you were drawn in by the episode title, yes, invisible midgets are in no short supply in this story. Ah the irony. In the words of your favorite infomercial, “but wait, there’s more!” From the unseen vertically challenged we venture into events that lack no degree of ridiculousness and hilarity. Dion reports the rooms in his apartment increase and decrease in size as well as all manner of crazy 3D life-like images being broadcast on his walls. In addition to this, let’s throw in some stolen military night-vision goggles and a DOD laptop as well as NCIS involvement and a predator drone. This fiesta wouldn’t be complete though without also mentioning a Mexican guy named Chino with a 13 inch churro. Yes, that really is part of the story. By the end of this all, you’ll either be a firm believer or desperately trying to get ahold of whatever Dion was smoking.