The Day Satan Was Melodramatic

In this episode, we discuss the complex, logic defying,

and demon filled story of a girl named Lacey, If you

have ever found yourself nostalgic for the Satanic

Panic of the 80s, then you’ve come to the right place.

Lacey makes such claims as being apart of a

Luciferian Coven and being demonically possessed.

As if one goes without the other.All this sounds a bit

much until this small woman repeatedly demonstrates

her best Hulk Hogan impression much to the chagrin

of everyone present. This demonstration includes

unnatural strength, deep guttural voices, and divine

foreknowledge. Also, a herd of cows circled the house

she was staying in and spent the entire night

head butting it. Props to the demonic for creativity on

that one. If all this doesn’t make your spidey senses

tingle then let me tell you something brother, you

might be a zombie. Yes, I did just remorselessly plug

the next episode in the list. Now proceed to episode 6

if you want to learn more about your fellow zombies.