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Episode Transcript

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Welcome back to the Cunning Buffoons podcast.

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My name is Dylan.
I'm Andrew.
I'm Laquisha.
And today we're going to talk about how stupid it is that you can fight and die for your
country but you can't smoke a cigarette or drink alcohol or drink alcohol.
What's that or do anything?
I kind of I kind of agree with that.
Like some of the laws are stupid like in Georgia.
Okay, Georgia's law, if I read it correctly is a underage person can drink with their

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parents permission as long as they are with their parents on their parents property.
Is that not the law really in Georgia in Georgia and 10 now in Tennessee, you just can't do
you underage people can't drink whatsoever.
But like it's one of those things that like I do not agree with.
I have known parents and hung out with parents when I was young, especially like a lot of
people I run with like they condone their kids behavior.

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Like it wasn't just smoking a little pot or drinking here, you know, or smoking a cigarette.
They were like here you want some heroin?
Like you know, I used to hang out one family like they fire up a freaking crack pipe and
do the blow back around the table like at the kitchen table while eating dinner, you
know, so like there there's a huge I'm not advocating for full on just do whatever but
there are certain things that like alcohol for one alcohols and this huge bad rap everybody

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blah blah blah blah.
And the problem is I guess we have the Disney principle in America, especially in the Bible
belt, which I mean, I'm a Christian for Bible believe in Christian.
But the problem is in the Bible belt, it's become this don't talk about it.
Don't do it.
It's blah blah blah.
But that's not the way real life works.
Like all my Italian family, they have a beer in their hand 24 sevens.

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I've never seen one of them drunk.
They have a glass of wine with dinner.
All the Germans I've hung out with all the Aussies I've hung out with.
I've hung out with so many different cultures that alcohol is a beverage to either casually
enjoy or have with your meal like you're taught from an early age responsibility and in America,

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like so much of America's like don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Are we going to trash can cam?
We don't have a trash can cam today.
Okay, well, we'll just say you hit it.
No, he did not.
Yeah, you try to down the other drink.
So you got a second shot, but like it's the whole, what would be the name of that?

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It's not concealed.
Don't feel cause that's about feelings.
I guess it'd be the kind of same principle.
Just hide everything.
You know, everything's taboo.
Nothing's talked about.
I'm kind of lost on, I wasn't listening.
Yeah, I figured disrespectful turds play air guitar.
I'm going to talk about heartbreaking crap again, but you heard me.
I heard you know, like what's your thoughts?

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Cause like if, if you were going to drink eventually, or you could choose not to, I
don't care either way.
But the problem is so many of my buddies were when we were younger, especially when I was
younger, I was out drinking and eating pills to forget my life.

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It was a crutch.
It was something I used to try to escape, I guess.
But like nowadays, like, I mean, I take gummies and stuff, but nowadays I take the gummies
just to alleviate the pain in my leg.
I am seeking normal.
I don't want an altered state.
I don't want to be high.
I don't care about any of that crap.

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I just want my legs to not hurt enough where I can think straight.
But like that's a whole different, like it took a lot of maturity and it took a whole
lot of like life beating me up and like learning stuff versus if I would have been taught responsibility
at a younger age and like taught how to be, you know, Hey, this isn't for, I guess it

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could have been dual fold.
It could have been like emotional.
And then also like, well, I mean, you're seeking pain in both ways.
You're seeking to cover up a bit of pain either way.
Yeah.
But there's physical and emotional pain.
It's the same.
Emotional pain causes you to be dead in a ditch.
Yeah.
Physical pain.
A lot of time, I think it's, it's once you alleviate that pain, you're just seeking a

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level of normal.
You're not seeking an altered.
Well, it all depends on the person.
True.
Yeah, I guess.
I mean, some people could be in so much pain.
They don't even want to hear their brain.
I mean like, well, like their, their whole body's in pain.
They just want to disappear.
Now see, I've been there.
I've had years of my life to where every waking moment was me wanting to just wish a plane
engine would fall out of skyline on my head.

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Well, I'm going to kill myself because like that's, that's a cheater way out.
Yeah.
But I get on a crotch rocket and stand on the seat at 120, you know, if I happen to
not wake up, I have to not wake up.
But at the same time, I know pain is weird because like there's short term pain and there's
longterm pain.
Like you can handle almost any level of pain for a short, short term.

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Like if you know, I'm going to be in this for a little bit, like when they did the spinal
injections on me.
Yeah.
And they put, uh, like they go, they pop your derma or Dura or whatever it's called.
And they go in your spine and then they put this thick, you know, steroid fluid in there.
Well, while they're putting it in there, it is displacing your spinal cord and it is pushing
on your nerves last for about a minute, 45 seconds.

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That's a long, and I mean long minute and 45 seconds.
I pulled these two knuckles out of socket, gripping the chair while they were doing it.
It feels like you're getting eaten from the inside out by fire ants that are made a lot
of terrible minute, 45 seconds.
Then it's gone.
Now, if you told me I was going to have to endure that for the 20 years I've been in

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the pain with the nerve pain in my leg that I was going to try to alleviate, I'd have
been like, you might as well just shoot me.
Like I can't do that.
Yeah.
But like then there's, then there's chronic pain, like pain that just lasts and lasts
and lasts.
It doesn't go away.
I mean, it doesn't, to me, you can get used to a certain level.

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It still sucks though.
But like you can't, I don't know, to me it's worse to alleviate pain when you've been in
it for so long and to actually feel that, um, normalcy and then have that, whatever
alleviates it taken away.
Like they put me on a patch one time, like, um, for the audience listening, I haven't

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a, I don't know what they, it's an opioid aversion is what I call it.
I don't know what the medical term is.
Most of narcotics do not work on me.
It's fentanyl, um, morphine doesn't offend me the way it is.
Local anesthesia doesn't work on me.
You've got to give me three or four times a dose of anesthesia to give me go under.
So like for me, a lot of the stuff, like I was in a pain clinic for years and they had
me on everything.

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At one point I was at the doctor and, uh, he asked me if I was taking all the stuff
and I said, yeah, I take it all.
He said, when you take it, I said, take it in the morning.
He looks at me like I'm crazy.
And then my wife looks at him and says, he's, he's not, he's not joking.
Like he can eat this stuff.
Just look at you.
Like, and so like I wasn't there.
And then the pain clinics, like the first two or three years of pain clinics, it took
me a couple of years to get them to understand.

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They're like, I'm not here for drugs.
They don't fricking work.
No, I just need to sleep.
Let me, you know, give me something to sleep.
And they finally found something.
What was it called?
Was it bupropan?
Bupropan or something like it, it was a patch and it was some type of like weird opiate,
derivative or whatever they'd come up with.
And it worked.
Oh my God, it worked.
I didn't even know I had a leg.

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Like it was that it was so amazing that I didn't realize I could be in that little amount
of pain, but my insurance didn't cover it.
And then I was also the old one, like a year later, I lost insurance.
So it's a good that I didn't try to be on it anyways, but it's like finally to find
something that works and to have that relief.

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And then, Oh, sorry.
You know, it was like, it was devastating, but then I finally didn't have one of the
pain clinic people that really the patches that like, you couldn't leave on for too long.
They kill you if you touch them or something.
Well, that's what for you guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
For like your mama wasn't supposed to like get it on her skin.
You were going to have to get better at this.

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But yeah, it was your mama wasn't supposed to touch it.
And, but like your mama's the exact opposite of me where the drugs don't affect me at all.
She takes a regular Benadryl.
She's rolling in the floor.
Like I mean, there was one time in particular that we gave her a Benadryl and she's in the
living room floor drooling.
The kids, all five of them are playing leapfrog over her running circles, screaming and yelling.

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She's that's all about Benadryl.
You know, or me, no, she's resting good.
But at the same time, like I look at her and like, I'm jealous of her.
Like if, if I could do something that simple and alleviate the pain, like, Oh my God, that
'd be awesome.
But at the same time, I'm the exact opposite.

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Like when I go get my gummies, the, I finally found a shop here that like the lady's awesome.
The guy there's good too.
Like they know me and they understand that like, you know, the dosages that I'm seeking,
I know that most people are not doing that.
Yeah.
But they finally understood, they realized that I'm not doing it.

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I'm not sitting like trying to blow myself out of my mind and be all like, I expect they
realize that, Hey, he's, he's going to take this stuff and it's, it's just what he needs
to sleep.
I've had them argue with me.
Like you got to take 25 milligrams.
I'm like, no, I take 700 at a time.
And they're like, no, you got to take 25 milligrams.
Like 20, you know what you're taking to kill you.
And I'm like, dude, I took 700 this morning.
I'm in here talking to you.

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I'm just trying to get, and then they changed all the laws where I had to buy a whole lot
more and everything.
But like it's to you guys, like your guys are young.
You just turned 16.
You're 21.
I twisted my spine at your age.
I've been in pain since I was your age.

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I have felt like someone is running a hot auger that is on fire through my leg from
here all the way to my ankle.
Since I was your age, skill issue.
You're lacking in that department.
I like, no, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
Go inside, immediately stopped.

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Went inside, we gave him a muscle, lecture, your butts in the bed.
And he's like, no, it's because when you first pull your back, you know, you can keep.
You're like, Oh, I'm good.
But they said next day.
So like I seen it when he like twins and I seen his, I do that and I'm like, mm, mm,
mm.
So I made him quit.
Like I'm not, it didn't matter if I needed help or not.
not going to try to like I got the four wheeler in a truck.

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Yeah, but was it worth it.
See looking back.
I got a whole bunch of stuff like it that I did that it's
like, you know, yeah, I accomplished a job.
But I mean, honestly, who cares?
You did.
That was the problem.
You cared.
I should have been taught that it wasn't that important that
this job was not worth my body.

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I have tried.
I have tried to teach you that there's a lot of jobs and
stuff that like taking a little more time is is is worth it.
Like it's not worth destroying your body just to be a little
faster or to get something done.
I'm saying you care.
You wanted to follow in the truck.
Oh, you were mad.
I'm always mad.

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So I yanked the four wheeler up.
Yeah, but you shouldn't have you should have said let's reset.
Yeah, Malik.
Should use your brain.
There's a guy who jumped out of a car at 30 miles an hour.
I would shut up.
Wait a minute.
Problems.
Excuse me.
Huh?
Do we have a zoom in on dealing cam?

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I know we don't but I need to know was this a huh?
Wonder what that feels like.
Was it like it felt like the thing to do at the time type
of thing or a co-worker said no balls pretty much.
Yeah, the classic.
I dare you use Susie.
Yeah.
So explain to us what happened here.

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Tell us a full story.
You want the full story?
I want the full extended condensed version extended condensed.
All right.
No, just give the full version.
That's too many words.
I can give like, you know, long and condensed at the same
time.
So that means tell the story.
All right.
Shut up.

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What?
What change it to that one?
My mic can't really be anywhere else out of that shot.
That's true.
That's why we got the other mics coming so you can see his
face.
The only reason he was hating on Kurt Cobain the other
day is because he's brunette and he's like wow, these girls

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fall in for this blonde man.
Look at all these brunettes out there.
This long gorgeous hair.
No Chris Cornelius.
I was blue.
The Chris Cornelius hair was black.
Oh, so we're going to dye your hair.
Now.
Is that the one you've got, you know, no, I'm not crushing
on any we're dying your hair.
Well, Eddie Vedder's was brown and I forgot the lead singer

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and he keep listening.
Why you're not dying my hair.
Can we dye your beard?
What color purple orange?
All right.
You do have to purple.
No, and I'm not doing it.
Don't be a baby.
Don't be a baby.
No, I just don't want to do it.
Okay, and then how we wound up jumping out of a car 30
mile.
I don't come on.
Let's hear the story.
Let's hear the story.
You're the one that's going to do it.

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I'm sure let's hear the story.
I know me and a man a co-worker was in the back of a
truck battles down sitting there dangling and leg is off.
He's like bet you can't walk off this bed this truck.
I mean in like, you know, continue walk.
I couldn't.
I tried.

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Can you run it 30 mile an hour?
Then what made you think you could match the speed of the
ground?
I thought it was a good idea.
He said pretty much another well, might as well said no
balls, but I had to so I did it and then all that happened
right next was okay.
You can't run it 30 miles an hour.
Nope.
So you obviously can't walk 30 miles an hour.

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Nope.
Okay.
So the truck you're sitting on the tailgate.
Yep.
And so you're facing a white.
So not only do you roll you roll backwards.
Don't you?
I hit you can't tuck and roll backwards as efficiently as
you can't force I hit the ground chest first.
I smacked like what happened was if we can grab my foot

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and just went back my feet went towards the truck and I
smacked.
Hey, but hey good on me because I got up instantaneously
was like, oh, I was like, I'm good.
No, no, always lay there for a second.
Evaluate before you stand up and make everybody think you're
dead.
Yeah, that's always a good thing.
Yeah.
Don't take naps on the side of the interstate.

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Like people call it cops and stuff.
It's bad.
They think you're dead.
They won't stop and check on you, but they'll think you're
dead.
Why are you pulling stuff out of Batman?
Then the same day, where did you just pull that from?
I jumped out of a tree.
I am.
I want to watch you eat a bite too.
Yeah, we should post that to Instagram.

(15:38):
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I should make that a short for you guys are going to have
to start posting on Instagram or we won't have and you have
to emphasize like at separate the ones of me going.
Yeah, you got it.
And you going no.
Hey, do you guys we guys have heard those?
Yes.
If if me and Malika, okay, father son.

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Reckless understands that life sucks and things hurt.
If you weren't doing something stupid and you're looking for
whether or not you should fall sand, look at me.
No, because depending on the mood, 50% of the time, I will
tell you to be safe 50% of the time.
I'll tell you to eat it.
He's going to tell you a hundred percent of the time.
Full sent.

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That's true.
No, very true.
So like, look at me.
I have a, I'm mad.
I'm mad.
I'm mad.
I'm mad.
I'm mad.
I might give you good advice.
I might give you terrible advice.
I might give you mediocre advice, but there's a chance
that it will be good with him.
It's probably going to be bad.
No, it's not.
That's like one of a one of his friends.

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Mama.
Looked at her kid and said Malika is right.
Malika.
Listen to Malika.
Yeah.
Malika has good ideas.
Listen to him and me and y'all weren't even there.
Were you?
I thought yes.
We were no, it was at the kitchen table.
Oh really?
No, it was in our yard.
Yeah.
But like me and Tasia both looked at her.

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We're like, no, no, no, don't say that.
This is going to backfire on you and it's going to backfire on
you.
But look where I got him now.
He's still weird.
It backfired.
Well, yeah, no, he keeps trying to convince us.
He has.
Nerd res.
All right.
Women like a brain man.

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He looks like Dumbo called sapial sexual.
So attracted to intelligence.
Brother ain't pulling nothing with that buzz cut, bro.
Some people like it.
Your older sister likes him to look like a skeleton.
I'm like, what's your type of man?
She's like the dead or the better.
If he looks like his pulse is negative.
That's the one I want.
I'm like, If he ain't seen the sun in 20 years, that is right

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up her alley and it's like, why do you want them to look like
they're already dead?
Like, I know you're going to torture him.
She's sociopath.
You're like, you want them to be healthy and then then torture
them. You don't want them to start out.
Okay.
What type of girl you looking for Dylan?
One that'll date.
Yeah.

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Just one that will date you.
That's a very low standard.
Just a woman.
Just as long as you're an actual woman, we're okay.
Wow.
His mom approved.
What?
What do you mean?
Why?
I know this old woman named Rita.
She's like 94 now.
She'd date you, but she'd date anybody.
I don't want you going near her.
She's scary.

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And his age at that.
No more being a pedophile.
What he's 21.
I know.
Yeah, but we said woman.
We didn't say girl.
I know.
So what have a woman you want?
She got to add no pedophile.
No being a pedophile.
No, we're not like when when you see the memes that are like
that one, bro, who's going to call you in two years and be

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like, man, I messed up big time.
What's he doing?
I mean, I'm in jail.
That's that's the yearbook.
My thing most likely to be in jail.
I'm not talking about speeding.
I know, but that would be the only reason I'd be in jail.
I messed up this time, man.
She said she was 20.

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You got to look at the license.
Or just don't be out doing that.
You can worry about it.
If you're not sticking your dick in random women, you don't
have to worry about.
Yeah, don't be your dad.
I'm 21.
It's still a virgin.
I'm a virgin.
What do you mean?
That's good.
That's like that's rare.
You should be rare to make it to 16.
That's a virgin nowadays.
Like it's seen as like an award.

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I mean, I'm bad.
You've all made it.
No, I didn't do that.
Never mind.
I thought I made it to 16, but then I realized now never
enough.
You're about to say your oldest is older than me.
I can see it's my first young girl.
My first thing.
So I guess I didn't make it a 16.
Right.
She's 22.
She's a year older than you.
I was having kids at Malachi's age.

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She's not 22, buddy.
She will be 22.
I've been married 22 years.
She'll be 22 in like less than a month.
No.
Yeah.
Less than a month.
Less than seven days.
Yeah.
So think about it.
I mean, it's not that big of a deal, but you're wrong.
But you should be proud of that.
That's one of the few regrets I have to like, yeah, have an
angel.

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No, no, not having heard here first.
Hey, did you hear that angel?
If you want her podcast, listen.
Angel knows me better than that.
No, it's not being, uh, have enough intentional for two to
treat my woman with respect before I married her.
Cause like I've got people that are dead that I know it's my
fault.
Like I've got all types of stuff done, uh, millions of dollars

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worth of damage and different stuff.
Like none of that bothers me.
None of that.
I don't care.
I don't have a guilty conscience, but I look back and I say,
you know, I wish I could have respected my woman a little more,
even though it's been 22 years.
We got five kids.
It's been an awesome marriage.
That's the one thing that I'm like, I could have done a
little better at that.
It was hard though.
She was gorgeous.
She still is.

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Don't you start with me.
We'll make them watch us make out for the rest of the video.
And that will be me and don't you to leave.
Y'all can watch that.
I'm gonna play my guitar.
Why my guitar gently weeps.
Now what's up?
So anyways, we was talking earlier about like the alcohol

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and the stuff like I agree with your sentiment.
If you can go hold a gun and murder people for your country,
you should be able to smoke, cigarette, drink a beer.
There's a video of an older man talking about getting back from
Iraq and he got back and he said, send me back.
He said over there, I'm treated like a man over here.

(21:39):
I'm treated like a child.
Yeah.
Wasn't he like 20?
I think I saw that.
When he fought not now.
Now he's like Iraq's was a while ago, but he's like 19 or
something.
Yeah.
He was like, send me back.
I'm treated like a child here.
You treat me like a man over there.
Yeah.
He was like, I could drink over there.
I can't drink over here.
Well, I mean, it's just the whole principle over there.

(22:01):
You're respected.
You're there for a purpose and here I have heard in the past
month a hundred million times and this is in pulpits.
This is like a
podcast. This is just in different conversations.
I've heard people talk about how young kids, braids aren't
developed.
So their brains aren't fully developed.
I don't care.

(22:21):
I can guarantee you by the time most adults brains are fully
developed, they've done them up so much on drugs that they're
not as fully developed as they should be.
No, don't do drugs.
And that doesn't, that doesn't mean that's everything.
That's that's drugs.
That's alcohol.
That's that's sleep deprivation.
That brain damage from, you know, getting hit in the head
like that.
They're all like their brains aren't fully developed.
That doesn't mean you can't teach them responsibility.

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That doesn't mean you can't allow them the opportunity.
Well, that's just, they just instantly assume you're stupid.
That's that's what people do.
They treat you like a child.
No matter what your age and then they get mad when they act like
children.
That's why I appreciate always looking like I'm older than I am.

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It comes in handy because like nobody's going to be able to
come to handy because like nobody at the soup kitchen the
other day.
He was like I was talking about bikes and how much I love it
and she was like, yeah, I used to have a BMW but all my
friends or my family was Harley riders.
So you can see how that went and she was like one time me
and my husband were riding and he reaches back and he hands

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me the gas.
I don't know if his bike came apart or something or if it
was supposed to do that and she he said here I got the brakes
you got the throttle.
Good.
I like it.
That's some real trust in your woman.
My one buddy Rex his motorcycles.
He's dodging a dog.

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Right.
It's a nice Harley, but he creams in the day.
Don't dodge the dog.
No, but then he looks over there and he's like guys.
I'm sorry.
I almost hit your dog.
And they're like, what'd you miss it for?
We hate that bastard.
And then he felt terrible.
But then I go over there to help him and he's like dude.
I'm really nervous, you know, like I'm you know, one of my

(24:06):
first good rags or whatever and he's like, so I'm kind of
scared of back and go.
I'm like, okay, cool.
Like you got your bike fixed back up.
He's like, yeah, and I go out there and he's put a suicide
shifter on it, which if people don't know what a suicide
shifter is that you take your hand off of the steering, you
know, yeah, you reach down here and shift which is perfectly
fine while you're going but stopping and going is kind of

(24:29):
iffy and so it's like, okay, so you wreck your bike.
You tear it up. You're nervous about taking it out and instead
of spending the money and waiting the week which I kind
of understand not want to wait a week like throttle therapy
is awesome.
But like waiting a week you're like I'm going to do a suicide
shifter, but I mean sure enough he managed to do it.
He was nervous like you could see him shaking the first time

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once he made it around the block.
He got back and he's like stopping and going kind of sucks
but the rest is okay.
Only I like doing the first place.
No, it's it's like trying to take a drink in the stick shift.
It can be done.
It's difficult.
It's very difficult.
You got to learn how to float it.
The only thing that they should bring back in new cars and

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if there is anybody that is an engineer that works with a
car facility or designs cars or whatever that happens to
hear me say this, please do this the dimmer switch in the
floorboard.
You know, anybody's just driven old-school cars remembers
the old 60s and 70s and like the 80s trucks like even my
1991 every 50 you do not have to move your friggin hand to

(25:34):
dim the switch or dim the lights.
It's in the floor.
You just pull your foot over and you hit it.
Boom.
Lights are dim lights are bright lights are dim.
That's a bright.
Why did they move all this crap up here?
This is controlling the vehicle.
I like to keep these where they're supposed to be when I
took my driver test.
She told me to make sure my hands were in.
What is this 10 and 10 and 2 and she was like and I took my

(25:58):
first turn and I didn't move my hands at all and she was like,
okay, you can take your hands out of 10 and 2 when you turn
that looked awkward.
Because I was like, I'm surprised he's able to do it.
I did it.
Impressive.
I got only got critiqued on one thing.

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Perfect score.
I don't know why I was so nervous about you going.
I got in that car and I said, you've been driving since
you're a, if you screw this up, you're dumb.
And then just, I think that is part of why I was nervous
though, because I was thinking this is the one kid that I'm
not worried about at all.
Like, yes.
Is he going to drive fast and stupid more than likely?

(26:41):
Am I going to fuss at him?
Yes.
Is he going to do something stupid to make a mistake and
learn from it?
Probably.
But like, as far as like actual skill, like he has been driving
crap since he's eight years old.
I've had cousins and family and people he worked for, like,
go get in the truck, run around, get whatever they're jumping
a hundred thousand dollar truck.
But they, you know, so like I wasn't worried about his skill
at driving, but I was like, if something stupid happens and he

(27:03):
fails because of something stupid, he's going to feel
terrible.
I'm going to be like, why is the one kid that can drive like
a son of a gun, fail the test.
And like, I just feel like I think that's why I was so
nervous because I'm like, if he fails for some reason, I don't,
I'm not going to be able to understand why he's going to
fail. I'm not going to be able to understand why.
Yeah.
It was, she said, I can tell if you're going to pass the second

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you put the car in reverse and start backing up.
Most can.
Yeah.
I mean, if you're doing it for long enough, you can say, man,
this guy, he's not doing crap.
And she's like, I'll tell you before you leave the parking
lot.
If I don't think you're like, if you're doing bad, I'll tell
you.
She said, it's, she said, it doesn't, it's not guilty on it.
She doesn't feel guilty because she knows that she and her kids

(27:52):
are safe driving on the road.
Yeah.
Every time she felt someone who can't.
And she said, I worry more about others than I do y'all.
She said that she's likes taking the teens out more because
they're anxious.
They're worried.
They're trying to do stuff.
Right.
When you get those people who get their license taken away
2830, they get in there and they think they're know what

(28:13):
they're doing.
And they don't realize they don't remember.
They're not there to critique you.
They're there to judge you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That that's a, I liked her.
And I will say that that was the, that Peter's not one.
Peter, we're talking about Fayetteville.
That is the fastest.
Fayetteville nice, uh, black lady.
Yes.
Uh, Brits.
Yeah.

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She's awesome.
I will say this in anybody in Tennessee, if you are near
middle Tennessee and you need a DMV, the Fayetteville, Tennessee
DMV, the staff was awesome.
Everybody was happy.
They were fast.
Like it's a DMV.
You got all the paperwork.
Like it does take time period, but like just going in somewhere
where everybody's happy to be there.
Cutting up.
Like she had the door open.

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She was greeting people.
She was checking stuff.
She knew her.
And I like, I like the show people when they make you sit
there and scan a QR code.
She sat there and said, what do you need?
What do you do?
Yeah.
Do that.
Like she, like they had people doing the QR code later, but it
was like, we got an initial line.
Yep.
She, she got everybody checked in and like I've been to a lot of
DMVs and I think some of the DMV grind and like you get some

(29:18):
bad mad employees is cause like there's some place.
Sheffield DMV you go there.
There's going to be 400 people there.
It doesn't matter what's going on.
There's a hundred people there.
They've moved them around a bunch.
Like I can understand why.
Like sometimes them guys being bad mood because it's like
they're in all their systems.
So yeah, but like to go in somewhere like that, you expect

(29:40):
it to be terrible.
You know, you're going to the DMV.
Oh God, I'm going to be here for four hours.
So you're already not like happy that you have to go do this
anyways, but to step in and have that atmosphere, it just changes
the whole thing to like, okay, you know, yeah, it sucks.
I don't want to have to come do all this stuff anyways, but at
least I can have a good time when I'm here.
That's like, uh, when ASO went to get their apartment, they

(30:03):
sat there for three hours.
They had the paperwork already took an attest online.
And they just, they sat there for three hours.
To me, that's the, the, that atmosphere difference is the
atmosphere difference between a normal hospital and a children's
hospital.
Why?

(30:24):
Like it, it's been, there's like all types of studies and stuff.
And like people understand that like, um, attitude or there's
a different world.
What's the word I'm looking for?
Like drive to live.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That your surroundings, like what you're surrounded with can
change survivability and a lot of stuff.
So like that, yeah.

(30:47):
Like you go into a children's hospital and like a lot of times
children's hospitals are terrible places.
Like you have the cancer ward, you got the burn award.
You've got a lot of terminal patients.
You've got a lot of children that are there just, you know,
traumatic accidents and different stuff.
Like a major children's hospital is not a place that a child goes
because something good is going on.
It's not a place that a child goes because something good happened.

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But you go in there and like everything's bright.
There's murals on the walls.
They make it like that.
They have stuff for them to play with.
They have games they have, and it is an atmosphere that is designed
to put these children in the best, most positive mood possible
because it affects survivability.

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Now let's go to the ICU in the adult section.
Everything's drab.
Everything's plain.
That's just terrible.
We were on Vanderbilt for granddaddy.
The only like all the nurses are super nice, but it's them nurses
were phenomenal, but it's just so boring.

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But then there's having someone there to kind of like as a kid,
someone out there to come and talk to you about it.
That one lady.
Yeah.
They're brought games and was like, can I help you?
Do you need to talk about something?
Having that is very good.
Yeah.
And I will give props, Vanderbilt is a good hospital anyways, but I'll

(32:11):
give major props to Vanderbilt for that because I've said a lot of hospice.
I've, I've, I've seen a lot of people die.
That's the first time I've ever seen that done, but that has got to be a hard job.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Any type of, because especially if they sit there and open up to you,
like it's a, it's not necessarily, it's not necessarily a hard job.

(32:35):
It is a taxing job as in, it's an easy job.
It's the type of job that you feel fulfilled doing, but it's also the
type of job that it drains something from your soul.
Yeah.
Like you, you have to replenish yourself when you do stuff like it, like all
the divorce, the, the guys going through nasty divorces that I've sat with over
the past six or seven years and all the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

(32:57):
the drug ministry that I've done over the years, you it's easier on me
because I'm, I'm a sociopath.
So like, there's a certain amount of stuff that I can, you know, I'm not
full sociopath, but I'm borderline.
So that I'm like, I can, I can disconnect myself from a lot of other
pieces of stuff other people can't, but at the same time, there's still stuff
that affects me.

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Like I've, I've, I've sat with like people that were abused children and
talk, you know, through stuff like that.
There's a lot of stuff that I've done that is it is emotionally draining and
it's emotionally draining and physically draining just to even just some of the
conversations because of how heavy they are, but it's a type of job that.
Yeah.
It's so hard, but it's also so rewarding because you see all this stuff, but

(33:40):
you also get to see people heal from it.
Yeah.
But at the same time, like you said, it's, it's, it's, it's not hard in
the aspect of it's, it's a hard job to do as far as, you know, getting up and
going to your work.
It's just, it's a very thirst days.
I guarantee that you, that they come home from that and, and they had to
tell their spouse and the problem is it's, it's really hard on their spouses

(34:02):
too, cause like, um, Tasia's I haven't had to do it to her much, but like
there's been times I've come home from sitting with dudes that, you know, going
through some horses and stuff that she's, you know, want to talk.
And I'm just like, Hey, I ain't got words.
Like I just need to sit and chill and watch YouTube and just relax.
And so like, it's those types of jobs are not just taxing on you.

(34:22):
They're taxing on everybody around you, which is, I think best cure for
any sadness, depression, motorcycle, just a vehicle motorcycle more.
Yeah.
But if you can, there's not, not everybody will get on a bike, but

(34:43):
most, a lot of people will get in a car, get in a fast car, not even a
fast car, when does down going good enough speed to have the wind blowing
blasting Tuesday's gone.
Tuesday's gone.
I used to like, uh, I listen to you.
You have a dead man or X and then, uh, I loved war pigs.

(35:03):
There's something about starting war pigs, the cakes, version of war pigs.
Sabbath is good, but I love cakes better.
Cakes is just fun.
The hate, the heat in the comments is going to be, but, but anyway, cake
cake, cake is amazing.
I like cakes first and better.
But anyways, when you're starting like a long journey, like you're

(35:24):
going to be on a 12 hour ride and you just started right at the beginning
of the trip and just let it blare at you.
I'm going to get me another motorcycle soon Dylan, and I'm going to take
you on some, some 1400 miles and two day trips.
I want another book.
Yeah, me too.
I need a faster one.
You don't need.

(35:44):
I want well, his bike goes over 70.
So it's like interstate.
It's just not, what did you go over 74?
Why do you, why do I want to go 60?
Well, here's the difference.
If you are ever in the stretch between, uh, Sparta, Tennessee and
Taddeco planes, you'll want to go over 70 because the speed limit says 30.

(36:05):
When I was sitting on 98 hoping that the semi that I could literally
lean back and touch their grill.
Wouldn't speed up a little bit.
Okay.
And I was like, I'm going to die.
I might could have done over 95.
The car in front of me wouldn't speed up.

(36:26):
I know the semi that was on my tail could not see me pass.
There was nowhere to go.
It was a hundred mile hour off four lanes.
And it's one of those is I'm like, okay, Lord, I'm going to see you here
in a minute or I'm not like, we're going to figure this out.
I like, I don't know the feeling the air, just everything about, and

(36:51):
that's like when the motorcycle mechanic was talking about an automatic
motorcycle, but the, the, it don't sound right.
I don't know.
I've never driven one, but just like it just sounds because like just
the feeling of dropping the clutch and just does it turn.
Yeah.
It's beating up shifting through all the gears.

(37:16):
There is something about it, but there's something different
about depending on the bike.
You're on.
Have you ever been on a cruiser?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
When you're on a cruiser, it's nice.
It feels nice to you, but you're not wanting to scream.
Like you hit that 50, 16.
You're like, ah, and the engine just floats out.
It's not pop up.
That's where the engine wants to be.

(37:36):
Like I had a 1100 Royal star.
What was it?
Yamaha that it was it liked to sit at 80.
That was it's speed.
But when you hit 80, the bike just floated.
Like it just, that's where it wanted to be.
Now you get on a crotch, ruckets.
Those engines are designed to be full bore fast as you can go.

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They don't run right unless they're screaming.
So it's hard for me to get on one and drive anything under full
last just because they don't sound right.
But that's also why if I ever get another crotch rocket, I'm
also going to have a cruiser too first.
Cause that way I can get on the crotch rocket.
I can scream, get my adrenaline pumping, do what I want to do.

(38:23):
But then 90% of the time be on the cruise.
I don't know which one I want.
I like the cruiser, but I also want to cross rock.
You keep smiling at me like that.
I'm going to get excited.
I want, I can't help it.
Like she's got this ear to ear green and that woman has been gorgeous.
I mean like she's beautiful.
Hey, by the way, the Nissan won't take off in fourth gear.

(38:45):
Why are you trying to take off in fourth gear?
I don't know.
I started rolling and I was like, man, what is happening?
And I was like, oh, I like it.
No, it almost started.
Cause I had it.
I was on a hill.
It almost took off.
Oh, if you can get it rolling down the hill enough, it'll go with fourth.
Yeah.
It almost, it wasn't, it was the one by the church right up before you get to the
crotch.

(39:06):
It was just rolling and it was like, I was like, this just ain't right.
Something, something wrong.
And I looked down, I'm in fourth gear.
And I, oh, that might be the problem.
And so he says the Nissan, this is a 1996 Nissan pickup D 21.
That was my first truck that I put a turbo on and absolutely gave it a

(39:27):
heck expecting the engine to blow up.
It never did.
I have no clue how it didn't.
But then when I got married, I took the turbo off, put the stock injectors
and stuff back on and gave it to my father.
And so he drove it for another 120,000 miles.
This thing should not be running.
It shouldn't take off in first, much less fourth drives.

(39:48):
Great.
We are building a new heart for back there too though.
So yeah, that's the reason I can drive it, you know, more fun because we
got the new heart.
No, as soon as that engine is ready, we do have to make a choice because
when that one is ready and we have the turbo and everything ready for it,

(40:09):
that means we will have the turbo set up ready and we will have the
option of pulling the engine while it is still running and putting the
turbo engine and everything in or putting the turbo and stuff on the
the engine in the truck and going one pound higher and doing quarter mile
hour runs until we see the pistons come out to heads.

(40:32):
So long as I don't break the hood, we'll take the hood off.
Okay.
Yeah.
So I'm going to say as long as my hood doesn't get a piston through.
Yeah.
Our option will be we pull this engine and then we rebuild it and we make
another engine or we see how much damage we can do as long as I can drive.
And I may be, I don't care.

(40:53):
Your mama didn't tell me.
No, she didn't tell me.
Yes, but she does look at me sometimes and give me that look that says, I
know you and you'll probably be crying.
If you don't, I may be going to pick up that Z.
Why?
I saw your truck first.

(41:16):
What's a Z?
I'm going to do this.
You just had a letter guys got a 83 ZX turbo.
For a thousand.
And it's like when these the intake and turbo and stuff put back on.
Cause he's like, I took the turbo off crap.
Hit the fan around the house right there, baby.

(41:36):
That silver one.
When I used to run cars for a guy, a guy had one of these.
This is what I used to run.
That's what I used to run the region son.
The car that I would run the ridge was that sucker right there.
Now you give me three months and Adams helped down the road.
Cause I guarantee you, he will help me to set that car up right.
And I will show you how to put pavement down.

(42:01):
Uh, I don't want to really want to learn how to pave roads.
No, you smoke them so hot that you can smooth out any, you get them tires
floating and you hit that bump of the pavement and you get the tires hot.
Now you just melt it flat.
There's a certain speed and hotness of your tires that they stick to the road.
Nice.
You don't feel the bumps because you're pumping anyway.
I want a drifting car.
That's what it was.

(42:22):
You don't race the ridge unless you're in a car that's set up for drift.
I want that handy break the clutch.
Now that is beautiful.
I want that is exactly what I want to do.
I want a 1969.
Don't show it.
But it ain't gonna happen.
Here's what I'm saying.
I'm telling you, Dylan.
He he's not afraid to spend money, but he doesn't like to just impulse

(42:47):
by because Dylan could have a supra right now.
Probably that was he wanted 15 or like 2500, right?
He got tired of messing with it because he couldn't figure out the computer.
So yeah, running great.
Everything worked.
The computer stuff didn't care much for you could probably do that blindfolded.

(43:13):
Yeah, if I couldn't I know a couple guys that could exactly.
You should have jumped on that man.
I don't do the input.
There's a truck for sell over there.
On a bike.
I know we're getting, you know, I got people texting me.

(43:34):
Okay, though, this guy heard from in a while.
It's like somebody text me and heard from in a while.
I usually get back to him pretty quickly.
Yeah, someone texted me too.
Yeah, I've also had the same number for good Lord.
What would that be?
Me too.
It would be 20 to 23 years now and it having the same number.
Shut up.
Yeah, no, it takes me.
And so I have people call me from 20 years ago.

(43:55):
Are you two hugging again?
Oh, I don't think we've that isn't that not the most annoying ringtone I ever heard.
Well, that was your phone.
Those his.
That's my new.
This is high.
Listen to his alarm.
Listen, I just got the most you near.
Are you got a new phone?
This is something that I would like people to comment on on a scale of one to 10.

(44:19):
Would you rather wake up and realize that you have to replace your phone with a new one?
That you have to replace your favorite pair of shoes.
This is this is this is a hard thing.
The good morning, pair of shoes or you got to find yourself on shoes all day every day.
Who's cell phones are more expensive?
Well, now I'm just talking about the inconvenience of it because breaking and I've had the same cell phone for seven years.

(44:47):
I get a new phone like every six months, so I'm not worried about it.
Well, that's because you terrible on your phones.
No, I can't do my phone should not be able to hammer like nails or concrete.
This one works as a hammer.

(45:09):
That's exactly what we're talking about.
I had your phone broke.
I'm hammer.
See, Dylan had to get this one.
Let's let's hear what happened to your own before this one.
Let's hear it.
No, I think we're not.
Let's hear it.
We do need to hear this story.
So I threw it.
So what was the what was the what was the impulse?
Were you mad at the tree?

(45:30):
No, I was mad at the lawnmower.
So then you're mad at the mower and the tree in the phone got hurt.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I threw it at the tree.
I threw it at the ground.
Malachi, let's get real deep and emotional.
You need to get out of real guitar and play as loudly as you can.
No, I'm just kidding. But what a lesson.

(45:52):
Dylan, you don't hurt things that you're not mad at.
No, my phone wouldn't call my dad.
And I was like, hey, stupid phone use.
Someone's calling me speaking of a call.
But I was like, why don't you why don't you freaking, you know, call my dad?
So I decided to throw it.
And the second it left my fingertips, I was like, your mom was not very happy.

(46:15):
Actually, she was like she wasn't that mad, surprisingly.
I was like she bought it, didn't she?
Yes, I was really surprised that she wasn't that mad.
She's she's chilling out.
Well, I had to go next door to my grandpa's and I was like, hey, can I borrow your phone?
I broke my then I call my mom.

(46:38):
She's like, why are you calling on his phone?
I threw my phone.
I threw a phone.
But that's it's not that throwing phones is good, I guess.
Well, I have one that wouldn't answer the phone one time like the button went out.
So we're like when you hit answer, it just would not answer.
And I'm walking through the factory and my supervisor and managers walking next to me.

(47:01):
And my phone keeps ringing, but I keep having to just ignore it because I can't answer it.
And then finally, I take it out because it's my wife trying to call me.
So I'm trying to answer the daggum phone and it won't.
And so we're just walking and chatting.
I'm just trying to answer the phone.
I just had enough at one point and I just turned and just baseball that sucker into the wall.
Supervisor looks at me as like, bro, I'm like damn thing wouldn't work.

(47:23):
Anyways, he's like, well, you go go get a freaking new one.
Like and he's like, but that's the cell phone or expensive.
I'm like, yeah, but I don't care how expensive it is.
If it doesn't work, it's worthless.
I've known some employees like that.
I know you can throw people.

(47:44):
Hey, they had a crack head throwing competition on YouTube.
If they can have a crack head throwing competition on YouTube, we can throw people in factories.
Like that guy stood up there and said, I want to thank the Lord.
That was a good one.
Absolutely.
Next question.
I got a P. Do we need to pause?
No, just just figure out.

(48:07):
I'll tell you.
What's the next question on that subject?
You got 12 minutes.
No, there's a question.
You can't just know what's the question.
No, no, this is going to be a question.
What is appropriate to say at the dinner table and not when it comes to if you need to go to the bathroom?
No, I'm sure I think I don't care what it is.
Growing up, my grandmother and my grandmother's like sweet.

(48:32):
She's not my mouth or anything.
But like we'd be sitting at the dinner table and our dinner table was big.
We had 20, 30 hands at the house every day.
Like it was a big family.
She had to go take a shit.
I don't want to hear that when I'm eating my mashed potatoes and gravy.
Right?
I know what you mean.
I was we weren't able to say anything growing up with my grandparents.

(48:56):
And see, I also grew up with an R.N. nurse.
So like I got a stomach of iron.
Like she'd be sitting there talking about the wound she's packing when I'm eating my spaghetti meatballs.
When she died, you have a very vulgar, vulgar, vulgar, vulgar family of a very vulgar vulgar.

(49:19):
Chokes on you. He doesn't know what that means.
No, but like vulgar is like nasty and sexual.
Not always. Not always.
It's just I guess just like my family.
No, they say they say whatever blunt and vulgar at the same time.
We're ungodly honest.
I apparently I'm very blunt and vulgar.
Well, I'm not very vulgar, but apparently I'm very blunt.
You are you are very blunt.

(49:40):
You were raised by me.
I'm sorry, son.
But my greatest my greatest strength and my greatest weakness is my honesty.
Well, I'm blunt until it comes to a motion.
Cation or good taste unrefined.
Oh, yeah.
Your whole I guess I'm vulgar.
I try to be more refined.
I try to do good.
I I don't know.
It depends.

(50:01):
I don't think I'm a fun.
It depends on the situation.
There are certain times where you need to be crude.
I know.
Then you're just doing what does that mean?
You're the you're the mad leprechaun of Petersburg.
I'm going to kick you.
No, who?
Him or me?
You you're my general direction.
So my will be.

(50:22):
Oh, okay.
I got still toes on your film.
Why are you going to be mean like that?
Man, I don't know.
You're going to beat up on an old man.
Yes.
According to that one doctor like I turned 76 this year.
I turned no, I turned 78 this year turned 80.
Yeah, he was like he's like whatever your age is.
He's like physically double that because you've been an idiot.

(50:44):
I'm like, oh, I love that doctor.
I actually trusted that doctor.
Like he's very good.
See that's work kind of being blunt and vulgar can come in handy as a doctor.
Yeah, but as a doctor, that's perfect or people who can just say it and literally not care like you're going to die in six months.
Yeah, that would be terrible to be a doctor.

(51:07):
Can you tell me that can be the guy who tells me that what is that?
Okay, you guys like can you imagine your doctor?
The whitest kids, you know, you guys have no clue who they are.
Old, old comedy sketch artist, but they got one where the hurts them.
They're arguing about who's going to tell the kid that he's got cancer.
The one guy's like, get, get such and such to do it.
You know, he'll do anything.

(51:28):
He's like, yeah, I got it.
He kicks the door opens.
Tough break.
Kids, you got cancer throws in the can.
That's what I'm saying.
Imagine that your doctor, Bill.
That's crazy.
Well, there is a certain level of I have seen some doctors that are too blunt and then some doctors that beat around the bush.
And then there's some doctors that assume you're going to be so upset.

(51:49):
Like when they thought of when they found that spot on my lungs and I go to the pulmonologist and they're like, you know, and they're just constantly like, you know, you may not have cancer and it might not.
But I'm like, look, you need to stop all this.
I don't care.
And they're like, yes, but like it may not be something like I don't care if it is.
I don't care if it isn't.

(52:10):
I'm here to find out.
Once we find out, then we'll figure out what to do from there. But sitting around freaking out about it.
I'm gonna do no good.
Like, why would you sit there and freak out about something like it, especially if you don't even know yet?
Yeah.
And like, I understand, I understand that some people could be a little nervous, but like, I've been ready to go out the door since I was 13 years old.
Like, this ain't my home.

(52:31):
I'm ready to go.
Here's the problem.
I'm OK with dying, but I really want to have kids.
What a loser.
Like, like, I don't even care about the like, well, I'm going to tell you, you're a day behind me already.
We are. But I'm not.
Better. I'm not like, oh, craving the sex part, but like just to have kids.

(52:53):
I love kids.
And and so not in a weird way.
I love. Yeah.
What do you? Yeah.
What do you love?
I love kids.
Now, you don't need double. But the problem is this.
There are not many people out there like that because like I've seen Malachi with kids when like our little cousin used to come over.

(53:17):
Yeah.
And like everybody talked about how rambunctious he was and like he's so hard to control.
He gets in trouble.
I mean, I take him with you, put him to work.
We took him.
We made him one of the men.
He was able to work with us.
He didn't sit inside and do nothing and watch TV all day.
He was out there fencing.
He was out there picking stuff up.
He would be, you know, pulling tools back and forth.
Malachi would hand him the tool.
He'd take it to me.
He was one of us.

(53:39):
We gave him jobs.
Malachi took him with him.
And just like I did Malachi when, you know, he was growing up, he turned around and actually did the same thing.
Hey, it's it takes a lot more work to teach a kid to work.
I like I know who you're talking about.
You do.
I like when one of my littlest cousins over.
Well, one of my littlest cousins.

(54:03):
We've got a lot of cousins come over.
We're a family.
If she won't eat, they say, oh, Malachi is coming and she'll take a bite because all she eats is junk food.
When I'm with you, you're finishing that food, bro.
You need good food in your system.
If I'm the one who has to make you eat it.
Yeah, but think about it.

(54:25):
You but then I'm her favorite.
That's what I'm saying.
You make her mind more than anybody.
You you play with her, but you don't let her act up.
And who does she come for?
Her guy.
Where's my guy?
She comes from her favorite, but I would say I'm I'm top I'm top three.
I'm the big I'm a part of the big three.

(54:46):
If she if she's hurt and you're around.
I like Aspen because I can just push her over and like she bounces back.
I like the two, the two to like one to four, the toddler fight where you can like where you can.
They're on the couch and you can just shove them over and they get back up and they're grinning ear to ear.
And it's like, well, I just violently shoved you into a couch cushion.

(55:09):
And you are so excited.
My sister has that.
We used to a little me and of course, you know, are out there.
He's not around anymore.
But me and Uncle Josh used to take Angel.
This was before he like went mentally off the deep end, but like we would throw her, but we would do like the football game.
And like every time somebody called her, we'd step back and like Angel loved it.

(55:34):
We'd be throwing her 1520 foot.
I should be over like, yes, we dropped her yet.
Like, but she absolutely loved it.
But like, it's that fearless.
Like you can't hurt me.
You know, that's the which is why she walked off the porch one time.
Yeah.
Seven foot drop daddy catch.
She had faith that I was going to make it 400 foot doer.

(55:58):
Did you not catch her?
You think I could make it from the middle of the front yard of the deck?
Yeah.
No, I could make it if she would have like Paul's for three minutes and 45 seconds.
I was 322 pounds and had a blown by that's I don't know.
I like the, the stupidity and just the fearlessness of a child.
Yeah, I was retired.

(56:20):
Yes.
But you were the problem was you weren't retarded.
Maybe I was stubborn.
You know, you had the same problem I had used tougher in a dag gum.
Right.
You touched the grill one time, four years old.
I said, don't touch the grill.
So, okay.
I turn around.
I'm in the shop.
I hear he makes one cry.

(56:42):
I turn around.
I said, what'd you do?
He said, I touched the grill.
He's got one little tear coming out of the, I said, I don't want to hear nothing.
I told you not to touch that grill.
He goes, okay.
Nothing goes in there.
We've managed to hand burn cream.
He's fine.
I mean, like he good burn.
Now the people that are going to be like, you should have took it to the hospital.

(57:04):
Like, yes, it was third degree burns, but like I was raised by an orient nurse, I am a master of chaos because me and Murphy are best friends.
If it can light on fire, blow up, stab you, kill you, or mangle you in some way that it shouldn't be able to chances are it's tried to do it to me.
I've gave myself stitches.
I've, you know, glued myself shut.
I've packed wounds like that's just part of life.

(57:25):
So like, I know.
Okay.
I've got antibiotics in the house.
I've got good burn cream.
I've got zinc oxide.
Like I know how to take her birth.
So I didn't take my kid to the hospital because it was not a situation warranted.
My favorite story is the book store.
The book.
That one's stupid.
How can you be so stubborn?
What is the, no, it was the, this book is going to move.

(57:47):
He's standing on a book.
He is standing on a book and he is squatted down and he's got his hands on the edge of the book.
And he is, I mean, I'm talking about Hulk veins, bulging eyes popped out.
He was no older than two, like maybe younger than two.

(58:10):
Yeah.
But I mean, eventually if, if he hadn't, they gave out, I think he would have lifted the world underneath him.
Like he was just iron wheel.
Wonder where I get that raw rage from raw rage.
That's a hundred percent from me.
I think it's from your mom.
I wonder where I get the stubbornness from your mom.
That's what your mom.
Yeah.

(58:32):
The problem is when you have children, this is for everybody out there.
That's like, we're going to have kids.
When you have kids, you can have one, two, three, four, five.
You could have a hundred.
They're never going to be the same.
They're all going to be weird mixes of you two.
And the problem is you're going to look at one of your kids and go, wow, you got the best of both of us.
You're going to look at another one.
You're going to go, eh, you got the good and you got the bad one.

(58:56):
And then there's going to be that kind of mix.
And you're going to look at one, you're going to go, please don't become a serial killer.
It's like, I'm sorry, but we gave you the world is going to die from both of us.
So which kid got that Malico?
It's the one that walks and you can hear her feet hit the ground from a mile away, even though she's nothing but a wife.

(59:20):
You know who I'm talking about.
If I said someone's going to bust that door open and you're going to be able to feel her presence as she approaches this table.
They can talk about things talking about first one.
Second one.
Second.
OK, you know, the first or second.
You see, Angel has that presence.
But it's just because of her confidence and her prowess.

(59:43):
Tessie has that presence because it's the world will bend to her will.
Yeah, I don't I don't like to be like. Flashy like all the like I'm not.
I'm not going to like be all over.
You know, you're you're a guy.
I'm not trying to be like not even the like.

(01:00:05):
Though I'm talking about this, we are going suit shopping tomorrow.
I'm just you're going to be flashy then.
Whoa, you're. Oh, shut up.
You're so stupid. Why are you getting a suit, Malika?
He's good. He's getting a suit because they're having a good sale.
And I'm a sucker for a good suit.

(01:00:27):
Exactly. Makes perfect sense.
And I don't understand.
Like we need to bring men wearing vest back like good suit.
Why did you get off topic?
I was talking man.
I need a good suit.
That's being disrespected.
No one cares about your topic.
I don't remember tomorrow.
I got stuff to do.
Don't you do you got stuff to do?
I understand woman.

(01:00:48):
Okay, well, she starts throwing gang signs and junk the back and start freaking me out.
Oh, gang signs.
Well, I figured I know what I know what it is.
You're on the wrong coast.
You won't get us killed.
No, but what were you saying?
I'm listening.
I just try to be more mysterious than all of them.
Like they're all like you can kind of read them.
I can I can read people pretty pretty easily.

(01:01:13):
It's not hard.
Yeah, then read me.
I've known you for three years.
All right.
We used to we used to literally be in your bedroom till like 3 a.m.
And I just randomly go women are hot.
Yes.
And you go.
Yeah, but confusing.
I'd say.
Yeah.
The problem is he talks about you can read them is this is a thing that most women do.

(01:01:40):
There's a lot of guys that do this, too, but the majority of women are like this.
They hide their emotions.
No one knows what I'm feeling.
This right here and all of this screams it.
They're like, I'm not mad at you.
And you can feel the lasers just eating you alive.
And it's like you're not.

(01:02:02):
You're not mad at me.
But yet I just watched you cut my ham sandwich into 19 pieces while staring me in the eyes with a meat cleaver.
It's like you're mad.
I'm not mad.
And the worst is there are some women like Angel.
He forgets why she's mad when she forgets why she's mad.
She's no longer mad.

(01:02:24):
Most women do not do that.
They forget why they're mad, but they're still mad.
Yeah, I don't know.
I like the just being raised around girls.
The Oh, I'm OK.
Hmm.
What's fine?
You're fine.
You're just looking.

(01:02:45):
No.
What are you yet?
Well, then it backfires on you when they ask you, are you OK?
Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm OK.
I'm OK.
Depends on the day.
I mean, every guy out there is going to say, yeah, I'm fine.
Yeah, it's because that's what we're tall.
The main majority because anytime you share what's going to happen to you, majority of men, they share a weakness.

(01:03:10):
What happens?
It gets used against gets exploited.
And that's like you show a sign of weakness that that's from their spouses.
That's from their girlfriends.
That's from their friends.
That's why you get a real natural.
That's you, bro.
They usually say whatever you can say, whatever you can just look at them go women are hot.
Yeah, literally.
Not even look at him.
He doesn't look at me.

(01:03:32):
No, I would be on a couch in his room.
And then he had his bed in the corner.
Why did you get rid of that couch?
You're so stupid.
Listen, it's not got rid of it's in the barn somewhere.
No, you all burnt it.
I swear, but I don't think I don't know.
But oh, either way, mysterious couch is gone.

(01:03:54):
I want a recliner.
The recliners are awesome.
I can't sleep in a recliner.
Really?
You can have a bed.
I don't care.
You slacking, bro.
It's like it's like if I if I want to take a nap in our recliner all day, second, I get
in like a to actually sleep.
I just sit there and I'm in the wrong.
I'm in the wrong position.
And my body just because you're doing it wrong.
You don't get in a recliner to go to sleep.

(01:04:15):
You say, I'm going to relax in the recliner while I watch a TV show.
Then you go to.
and then you wake up and go, oh
**** it's four o'clock. Yeah.
You don't mean to go to two
days later. We blacked all the
windows out in our bedroom one
time when we was teenagers, me
and Brandon and like, I mean,
no light and we figured it just
help us sleep and we woke up

(01:04:35):
like the first day and we're
like, ah, it was like 8 o'clock
at night. The next night. We
were like, oh **** not good. So
we had to uncover them but you
know what's going on? She's
smirking at me now. Smile at me.
There you go, girl. Well, before
you finish, I got a someone

(01:04:57):
who's jealous who wants me to
shout them out. Oh, get them
bro. My auntie Hannah. Shout
out to you. She's been listening
Yeah, Justin. We shout out
Justin but she was. Oh, don't
leave your aunt out. She might
have been mad at me. I've never
met you. I met Justin. Justin's
cool. I haven't met any of you

(01:05:18):
before. I'm not going to make
fun of me. Comment. Comment.
Everybody want to make fun of
him. Yeah, it's not even like
a comment how disrespectful
Malachi is. Yeah, that that
thing's to be the going going
thing.
Dylan, lead us out. And that's