Cunning Buffoons S1 EP6- power through

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I

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The creator I don't know what the song is all I know is the
That one
Oh welcome to the cunning buffoons podcast, my name is Dylan

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I'm Lucy
Love how our producer was like hey, so how much of them me singing did they hear?
They heard a lot of though
You want to hear it again really high
That's the only part in the heck is that crap it's Tyler the creator

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I have no idea what the song is the heck is Tyler the creator. He's funny, dude
I don't know what's a song. He's like he's some a rapper. He's a rapper. Yeah, so
That's that's this week's topic creating ramp I
Could do it try to make sure they crap doing you want to beatbox real quick? No, no, no, you're gonna freestyle, okay?

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I got a freestyle. I
Got you
So bad, yeah, so
Thank you, I'm white. I don't know but here we go. Oh two times

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Gucci gang, oh
Your uncle is ashamed of you right now
Yeah, he probably is who's his uncle
What one yeah?
All of them
Hey, I did show one my uncle. I did show our podcast to him Justin that was for you

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You're fine, that's not the one I was talking about being ashamed of you, but okay, you're uh, your mama's boy the adopted boy
Huh, Casey? Yeah, that's nice
Uncle like my nephew. That's your nephew. That's like my brother. That's your brother. Okay, I guess yeah
Yeah, I'm completely wrong on that family tree. I'm my own second cousin. So I can't say nothing. Can you stop?

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What is your deal? I have to be able to turn my mic. It's like way over there
Why would we want to start over because it's a disaster it's not a disaster and they love us like this
It's not a disaster unless you assume it's a disaster listen
I was told then it becomes a disaster. So assume it's not a disaster
I was told to stop putting stupid people on the internet

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And I absolutely refuse to do what I'm told
We're pretty stupid. No, I'm like I
would a PhD in stupology I
Have never heard it referred to as stupology what?
Explain like if you're gonna do a stupology class, you're gonna be the professor
What is my curriculum for stupology your career? What is your curriculum gonna be?

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Like what I give you or like a book a curriculum is like this stuff you're gonna be studying throughout. Yeah
You're an idiot, okay
We're just gonna watch stupid stuff like fail blogs
Yeah, like brain rot. No, you should watch the fail the fail versus the the fail army versus the people are awesome

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Like you know the people you can be like that guy's not you this guy is you the people who get paid?
The people who get paid to lose races
They have a degree in stuology
You know they have a car on Facebook mark place that are like pay me to get cook me in your Honda Civic
I have a Corvette just just pay me and I'll lose
What are you talking? You've never seen that

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People post like a picture of their Corvette and they'll be like pay me to lose so you look cool in front of your girl
Yeah, but I can tell you from experience you girls not gonna be like
Yeah, he's not gonna care very few girls would be like, oh, yeah
And if and more than likely if you got the girl that is like, oh, yeah
You're not trying to impress her anyways, cuz she's gonna be down there as a chill. Yeah, but most of them are gonna be like

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Why are you going so fast?
Are they gonna look you dead in the eyes after you scream throw back feel that 120 going through the mud and freshly dozed land
They're gonna go never
Take me
with you again
And you're not gonna take them with you again. They're gonna be happy
Somebody awfully look over there. I feel like that's the experience you've had. Yeah

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All right. Yeah that that that truck was screaming
She was grabbing a bar and making all types of oh, yeah
Ah, well, what were you like 17 18th?
I think I was very very pregnant at the time. You were not pregnant
Okay, you spent a lot of time pregnant, but no you might have been pregnant. I know when was that

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Yeah, she might have been pregnant she was pregnant a lot
So the fastest way to get a degree in stupefology is have a stupid dad. I
Mean then you're probably like you were pregnant
You hit the ground with a PhD exactly that's like cuz the doctor when you pull you out and I saw it
I don't know your dad learn how to keep traditions going. That's true. Never mind

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Like he he was on it with the traditions he was on like his dad left he had to leave that's just how it goes
You must see that's why my dad stayed
Because his dad left or no because they split up. Yeah. Yeah initially like he you know when I was younger
He's like even when they had because before mama died

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They had a decent relationship going but like when they were younger, he was like, you know, we've always said like I would never
Have my children be raised in divorce home. His dad was like, nah
They don't need a dad anyway, and then mama was like, oh yeet and then like got hit by a car dad
Okay, so he was like, oh, yeah
Got hit by a car dad. Oh, you're talking about your dad. Yeah. No his dad was just like I'm gonna keep the tradition going

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Let's see how long we can keep this going. Sure. I was a baby can last
Hopefully now man, you just turn 21. So
I mean he still don't have a girl though. It's weird that I've been married longer than you've been alive same amount
No, I've been married for 22 years one year one year. Yeah

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Technically Dylan would have been no technically he would have been born. My marriage is older than you know where I'm
Yeah, when were you born Dylan 2004? Okay. Yeah, I got married into that in three
Not cuz it takes a you come out then you're just one month and then it takes
Even though you're all this this is what doesn't make sense. You've been cooking for nine months

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So technically you're nine months old, but why when you come out you're one month old
No, you're not a month old. Yeah people when you come out you're a month. You're
Okay, when you come out, you should not be zero you should be one or nine months old
No, when you come out, you're just a freaking baby. Yeah
People are like how old is I like somewhere in between zero and five. I don't know

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And like the older I get like I'm not even wearing between zero and third
I'm not trying to be like my my kids 37 weeks old. I don't that drives me
There's a day my toy is hurting today. My kid is turning three months old or 46 months old
It's like just say what how old they are. I don't care

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Your kids 240 months old you mean they're 20
But yeah
I could understand and like there's a lot of like the mothers and I understand the mothers that keep up with all the stuff
And they're all like crazy about it and like I
The fathers that can keep up with like all their children's clothes and like how what size like I commend them for that

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Because that is just not my expertise. I could do that
But I'm just gonna be like I'll do the chores
Dishes I like doing the dishes
Cooking I can do that. Yeah
The problem if you know how to clean a house cleaning a house is not hard
It just takes work

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Like the dishes is like one of those things when you get told to do it. You just don't want to do it
Why is human nature?
Or even like you just like building up the effort to go do the dishes. Then you start doing the dishes
You got your music going. It really isn't that big of a deal
But like just getting up and going to do it is just like
It's getting the engine started like you sit out there and you just yank the cord for 40 minutes and you're pissed off and then

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It takes you five minutes more the yard. You're like that gum it
But no, I don't mind doing the dish since we raised our counters and I think I should actually have raised them a little more
Like our counters are not normal height like we made them what four five inches taller
Yeah, I think we went like five inches taller than normal always just measure those

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Dude, why would I want to get a tape measure measure the old counters?
Go all the way in the house measure the new counters when I could just make a weird guesstimate because no one listening to this is gonna be like
I need pictures
And if anybody comments and says I need pictures, I'll take pictures of me measuring both cabinets, but until the end no
I want to see those comments

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We don't get comments we do but they tell us to quit doing stuff. So, you know now I can get over haters gonna hate
Not really
Period they're gonna they're gonna hate periods. I mean a lot of people hate periods
Yeah, I have nothing against them personally I do they don't they're terrible they ruin a week out of every month

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Now women are like that four weeks out of every month
What they're not bleeding four weeks out of every month. No, they're just
Uppity four weeks every month. Yeah, that's women. That's why we had the whole episode on why they don't need rights
Wasn't a whole episode. It tried to be it was like 30 then that uppity woman with us took over the whole episode
I know she would not let me talk. Well, I was like

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I feel like doing just
Looking around. Yeah. Yeah, because I had no chance to get any words in
You can tell a lot about a person's childhood by how they react when other people are sitting around talking
like if they engage in talking they were like
Usually interacted with and like brought into the conversations and tall but when they just sit there and listen

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Oh, yeah that hated them and just talked for three hours when you wanted to go home. What does that mean for me?
Well, like I don't think is it that Mary hated you Mary loves you
I'm talking about I think she was just really busy telling you to shut up
Because you were too busy talking. I'm talking about you
What about me? The wanted to just go home as he talks for 45 minutes

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Hey now, but we have to sit in the car
We can't get out
What you mean go stand against the wall yeah do it malika I want you to face that dog
Too old for all that
Next next bonus episode malika standing against the wall
When kiri starts getting treated like that again

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I'll gladly
But until kiri gets a whooping man
Can't wait to just like parents out there parents out there beat your kids
like not like alcoholic beat but like
Sometimes all right now do we need to make a science?
You need to we need to get we need to do it

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Sometimes you need to can we play we need to get we need to do a tier list of beating your we need to get the
Shopify going again where I can do a store because we need a a tier list level of beating your kids
Uh t-shirt if you what's appropriate what's not appropriate? What's what's if you're one drink in
And you're already getting that feeling

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You're an alcoholic beater
That's how you gotta know if you're all if you get so like you down a shot and you're like
Hmm, I really want to be a kid exactly now batman level
But i've known but i've known some adults that were like they didn't need a shot to want to punch a kid
I'm that
That's literally to us and but no, why does she work at a daycare? Yeah, I have no clue, but she loves kids

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It's their parents. She doesn't like
If there's sometimes I saw I saw one time or the other day actually this guy they're walking through the store their kids
Just stops and starts unfit
Hey, do we need to go to the car?
I would have been picked up by one arm right there hit

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And would have been kept walking there would have been no
Hey, do we need to go sit in the car? Yeah, no chance and i'm not doing i'm not babying my kids like that
We're driving around one time
And uh, I think we were at walmart
But we got back in the car
And you were like man

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I'd act it like it
You'd have wolfed my tail you like five
You at five years old you could look at other kids and see their behavior and understand. Hey
That's not how you're supposed to act
And then I whipped one of you one time in walt another walmart dagon walmart
Or he remember which one it was might have been angel but uh, I whipped her

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And I looked over and I could see this dude fixing to say something
like just
You know
I just looked at him. I said one word and you're next
And he just shut up walked away it's like hey, you know, I wasn't abusive
I didn't like beat you with metal pipe. You weren't like you weren't like
Hit abusive you could be kind of verbal abusive sometimes. Well, you needed it

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You all got some thick skin oil up your feathers you don't yeah, we all have thick skin except for the youngest
Curious got thick skin
Listen y'all all sit around are like, you know what we're gonna have a roast curious session
Yeah, my my children's two favorite things to do are roast their youngest sibling and then sit around with mama and roast their father who is me

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Why not?
I don't really roast. Hey, there's some families out there that like the children aren't the daddies
I know a lot of families that the guy who raised the kids that they consider their their dad
And like for all intents and purposes is their father is not their biological father
No, so like my dad. Yeah

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Like like dip, you know, aaron has done like he's a good dude to you
You know, you can stutter him a father. Let me take his last name right? So like you are his kid. Yeah
But like if it was you know, if we're gonna look at genetics and be like, okay, what's in your family history?
If aaron's whole line is riddled with cancer. It really doesn't mean that much to you, you know genetically but as far as like relationships wise

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Relationships are more important. But like just had to clarify that like, you know
Yeah, my kids like to roast me me because like if they sit around and roasted their daddy who was like some dad beat who left
And they were like, yeah, we're gonna roast our biological father. Yeah, go right ahead
Just because i'm a turd i'm still here. So you're not her father. What? No, I am your father

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The whole moral of the story was they're roasting their actual father who's still here. I didn't even leave
Good job
They want it hard and her mama's gonna be like, oh my god, I'm gonna be like, oh my god
They want it hard. Her mama's great
Better than my dad
Listen
You better be good to leroy over there

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Listen if you can
Look up your dad's name without seeing the sex offender list. You've got a decent dad
Not always maybe he just hadn't been caught yet
You're not making yourself look any better
Yeah, I wasn't talking about me it's talking about my dad great dude, but I still worry about that goat

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Oh, okay. Well different subject. Yeah, so
Hey, um outdoors can you can you see lucy in the shot stop
So she's she's in the shot real good
Let me know like speaking to the microphone be like make like some weird gaspy noise if she like moves

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It will should we put should we put chester and stuff on the table just for now
Uh, we could put chester's brother on the table chester stays in the bedroom. Well the two up there. Yeah, we can put them on the table
Surprisingly, those don't really scare me about the calls. Don't scare you. Which one? I'm not afraid of clowns
That one i'm not afraid of i'm not afraid of clowns either but it's not like it's like

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Well, why do you don't like lucy
Where did your yeah, where did your bed where did your yeah this this is what we need to do
We need to delve into the the backstory of why dylan is terrified of dolls
Why don't the baby?
I haven't told you because we know what tasia's terrified of dolls because her daddy was like here come watch this movie. It's about a doll

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She's like four and it was chuckie
I did that too, but my dad gave me beer and it was the most scariest movie i've ever watched
Also, he got you drunk and then let you watch. Okay. Yeah
Yeah
Take this blue pill. Let's go. What that's only one
The second time my mom chased me around with the actual doll and that terrified the crap out of me

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Uh, so you're a baby
Yeah
I was like four or five if you see your mom holding the baby
Your mom holding the doll. How's the doll scary?
No, so it wasn't really it was like a more of a puppet
like on the scale on the scale of like
fear to like a tier list right your mom is s rank

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Yes, my mom would be s rank
A doll's like b tier
Hey, wait, is it s a b or is it s a b?
It's out would be a
no
Dolls maybe c for me, but your mom no for me. It'd be my mom s and doll also beside it exactly
But so were you scared of the doll or your mom exactly the doll?

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I'm still scared of my mom. Are you sure you were scared of the doll or you're like, oh no
She's found a unique belt
No, okay. Just making sure no she didn't beat me with she chased me through the house
Because like i'm terrified of the dark and like yeah my father and sister like scared the piss out of me all the time
When they had a chance, I don't know everyone. Oh my
My mom did it my uncle did a few times if i'm correct

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another note to parents
Don't traumatize your kids. No, it's it's it's kids should be toughened up
Kids should be exposed to a certain level of fear and anxiety and learn how to like process that stuff
but then there's another level of it like
Start adding uh hours of therapy to your thought process before you do something to your kids

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How many nights am I gonna have to set up for an hour or two
Talking them through some emotional craziness that I could avoid by not doing said trauma
Or do they need said trauma to grow a little bit?
So like you should you like weigh that into how you do things
She didn't think about that. She thought I was joking

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But I was genuinely scared of it
Oh, so she was one of those moms like your arm ain't broken boy. Come here. Oh, you got three elbows
That's exactly how she was. Yeah. All right. Yeah
See my mama was an rn nurse
So like she'd be like, yeah, you're hurt but now we ain't going to hospital come here and like she did herself
but you know
No, well, you never been to my grandparents. I don't think but you've been to grand grand granddaughters

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We've all been what you tell me
You tell me I ain't been to grand grand. I don't remember you. Okay. So y'all know where the bathroom is, right?
I do I don't have the house memorized. It's like I went I went to the white house once. Okay, I went there once
I couldn't tell you where the visitor center is. All right, just saying fair enough. I couldn't say anything about it. I don't know

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Okay, we're on the same level. Yeah, there was a crack. I do know where that bathroom is. You don't need to work on that lock man
Yeah, it doesn't you can walk in on
It just doesn't work. Does it? Okay, it works
It's just weird
I just I've trusted you when I go in that bathroom, but you do know where the bathroom is, right?
Yeah, okay. Is it above like a indian barrel ground or something? No, it's like okay completely different stories our living room living room

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Kitchen hallway bathrooms first door on the right describe it
Okay, hang on describe describe your hand movements left right left up down left. Okay, so from the forecast from
the um
Living room, uh-huh you walk through a door
Keep going i'm listening don't get distracted. Sure. 80

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I'll have 80. I don't know what that means. Anyway, we'll talk about that later
So you got the living room and you got a doorway door will lead to the kitchen or a hallway the hallway
the hallway
Kitchen garage kitchen garage sure and like the pantry area

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and then
If you go all the way down the hallway
There is a room I used to slip asleep in
The stupid puppet doll thing was charlie. Remember how I looked and remember the name of the estate
Anyway, I used to always stay up in the closet
Closet so, you know, I was one of those kids that would like try to go to sleep and look at the closet

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Make sure it doesn't close the closet. You kind of barricade it the room on the right, right or left
Because the right is grand grand and grand daddies room, right?
No, I stayed in the back room for a while the very back to the left, right?
Yeah, where sissy's room is now. Yeah, and then there's a first room the twins
Yes, and then like back to the right. Okay, so like opposite end of the cb room, right?
Yes, okay. So like going down the left hallway completely opposite. All right, and all the way down there

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Was you know my old bedroom? I was like a while back
My uncle liked to put his stuff in there this was his doll
And if he watches this you mean men
But um
No, no, my mom didn't believe me like at all that I was scared of it

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She didn't believe me on a lot of things that I saw believe you
She's just like we're gonna scare the scare out of him. This could be it but no she didn't
Submersion therapy, you know what if I hold you under water long enough, you'll learn to breed
That's literally miss mary's tactics. I got sick at her house. You're gonna sweat it out
Hey, what you gotta do you gotta sweat it out?
That's what it worked. I was better the next day. You've never seen uh,

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lorrie's house in a
Rover
I don't even know what rover is like a range rover. No, no, no, that's red rover
Not range rover like a clover. No rover
It's right over yonder. Okay red. Um, it's in between here and there
But anyways that little tiny place we drive by if we go to nashville headed past unionville

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That little triangle area where it slows down to 45 for many once you get past souls and all that that's rovers, right?
Well, but uh lori had a house there. Okay. Now. Okay. No, no, you go straight past the church, right?
Well my church
Right. You know, how did we go to murphers borough? Yeah, and there's you're talking about that area. Yeah
Close to it. He's he's he's got the ballpark wait, but anyways lori had a house out there talk about later

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And the room you walked in
Was like a little parlor like it's an old house. So it had like a little parlor room, you know
And so they had their computer in there
And they had a really comfortable couch in there and everything
But it had probably I would say 200 300 dolls
the porcelain glass face dolls
But there were so many in there that they weren't displayed

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They were just like stacked everywhere. They were laying on top of dressers like it didn't matter where you looked in this room
There was a doll looking at you. I would love that room, but there was no lights in this room, right?
So you come in from school you kick your shoes off you kick back on that couch and you fall asleep every day
And you wake up first thing you do is like boom i'm out
No matter how you wake up and where you looked there was a freaking doll staring at you

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I hated that room
But yet it was the most comfortable room. It was like always 67 degrees
No light because it didn't have a light in it like it just the the trees outside shaded it
So it was always like kind of dim in there kind of like the sunday school room when the you know the lights are out and uh, yeah
Anybody else see the irony in the fact that now he collects dolls

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Okay, that was by accident
I will go to the ends of the earth for a good joke
But didn't who got you lucy thinking of man, yeah
You're weird and then the neighbor kid got me the other one that doesn't have a name
Yeah, we found that we were digging through his freaking grandads like sheds. We found a crack pipe and the fire pail

(25:36):
uh
But his uncle lives there so we weren't very like worried about it
But we found we were digging through crap
And then we found
That doll and he was like
I'm gonna ask pa if I can give this to your dad
my yoga
He's like can I have this pa? Yeah, sure

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I care. I enjoy that doll
He's up there
It all started because we found them me and my second daughter found them while we were on a trip to see my brother
In a pawn shop not a pawn shop like a little like antique mall like on the square type deal
And they were sitting in there and we left and went got a burger and everything. I'm like, you know what?

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I said, let's go back and let's see how much they are
If I can get either one of them for 20 dollars or under
I'm gonna buy them. I said then we're gonna go home. We're gonna hide them in brandon's house
And this is like
Okay, so we go back and they were 15 dollars for the pair. So I was like heck. Yeah, so we got them
We took them back and we hit them. I hit them in brandon's

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I put him in his truck
Where it looked like one of them was pressing the pedals and one of them was driving
And then like he didn't say a word he come home at evening. He didn't say a word
And then like apparently he had found it. It was like ha ha so he took it and hid it in his wife's car
And then his wife took it and hit it on the motorcycle, right

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But we didn't know that his wife had even come home
So like when we come out there like we're gonna grab the doll where it's at yeah, and then it's gone and so we're like
Not cool bro, not cool but then simply
Not cool, bro, not cool. But then since then people like send me clown dolls

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You know if anybody listening wants to like send me clown dolls that are cool like i'll hang them up all over the place. I love clown dolls
Did you just say don't
You know agree with her why it's okay
Okay, don't worry about it guys
I'm gonna buy a clown doll week

(27:48):
Hiding your car at work
Because I know that if I contact your uncle that drives you
Oh your uncle that works there
I say hey if I sent you a clown doll week to put delin's car or his locker at work or under his machine
He would do it. Wouldn't he probably but it's gonna get burnt. I don't care. All right

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And now if I see the exact same one in my car I might freak out the next day but
Okay, satasia you need to be googling and finding me a thousand of the same doll
Ten cents a piece or less. I can't i'm broke. I can't afford elaborate jokes, but like

(28:33):
So, what do you do at work nothing
What does the company that you purport to work for
Nothing will make it would make coils for like air conditioners
Man i'm just watching he's gonna hate me
Um, you just make calls like snake calls you make fake snakes
That's what they make okay delin works for a company that makes fake snakes

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Yeah, they make them in calls. They don't make straight snakes. You can't have one like going across the yard
It's gotta be in a call
Because don't get I don't know what you mean about that, but okay. Yeah, I mean either. I don't just you make coils. It's not that
Yeah, but are they for air conditioners like car air condition units truck air conditioners cars? I mean not cars
I said cars twice. Uh, thank you for building. What's that thing? Yeah

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The the square thing that we live in house houses
I don't think for houses because there's I mean there's some that are smaller
So maybe but they're mainly all big like huge huge so like industrial probably like factories and stuff
Which are big buildings?
I don't know why I couldn't think of the word house

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I don't know
So you enjoy working there?
Yeah, could use a pay increase
Yeah
Yeah, just okay you need to you need to plug the podcast to all your your workers
And then make sure that like you send it to all of your bosses emails just anonymously just send them the link, you know

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And then uh, really, you know
Dylan needs pay raise
The more you pay him the less he'll talk this is true
Well, don't you?
Work the lead position and get paid a regular employee pay
I think so look $100 an hour. I'll shut up right now

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Okay, what did what did uh, caleb get hired on for how much I think 17. I think that's like the normal
Y'all low ballers
I'm too good of a worker for 17. Well, that's like the highest. I think how many like 55 an hour. That's a good hire on
What?
Good luck with that

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But
85
I'm gonna be an underwater welder
High risk high reward if I die I die would you make me like a grandson first?
I don't know any women

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That are worth dating right now
Thank you for adding that are worth. They I don't know any I don't know a single female. I've never met a female in my life
I'm like goku
Don't even know what a woman is
You imagine that 14 years old see your nasty underwear. Yeah, why you got a chest butt?
That's one of the greatest cartoons ever

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Uh, that's what he said. He's like I can she tries to bribe them by being perverted and he's just like
I don't want to see your nasty underwear
Yeah, I think it was he's 13 or 14 like in the first series and like he's raised with his grandfather out in the woods
He's never seen anybody else like

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And so when he meets was balma. Yep. Yeah when he meets balma
If you can get past dragon ball, I think the show gets better but like you get to episode 30
And you just want to pluck your own eyeballs out because it's the same thing over and over every other anime
And over
I don't know but something about dragon ball. It just

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See, but see like dragon ball is nostalgic to me
Because you can it's kind of like cowboy b-bop
Yeah, that's what i'm saying like cowboy b-bop like right now
Dragon ball was on you could sit and bend some dragon ball like they would just play one episode after the other cowboy b-bop would be on
You know like for me as a young and like I was a little like alcoholic turd head that never slept. So like I watched

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You know when you're bored
It's three o'clock in the morning. I mean adult swimmer's own you're gonna have cowboy b-bob. You're gonna have space ghost coast to coast
Uh, what else was it? I think they used to play ghost in the shell every now and then or else that was what I watched on dvd
But like they had a lot of good animes they were they were entertaining and worth a watch but not like oh

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I'm gonna go out of my way to watch them. I just
Use crunchy roll now like right now i'm watching the
I didn't have crunchy roll toto toto
toto
games
Todoroki games
Todoroki
It's some kind of game in japan, but it's they're just trying to destroy people's friendships
They're in debt. So they're like, it's like a big it's like squid games, but to destroy people's friendships

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And one guy is in debt
And he stole a bunch of money from their school. Did he get shot? No
He went into the game right and he entered all his friends
Didn't tell him it was him and he's doing it all so he can get with the girl that likes the other guy
So he's going to destroy his their hit her relationship with all the other friends

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So that he can have her
Animes are harsh, bro. They really are
It's it's interesting it's only like 12 episodes take on watch berserker just put me through that pain
I want to watch all those good ones actually want to read it actually
You should watch all the fates days

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Do you know fates days nights for like 37?
There's not that many of them look at how many fates days there are there's a lot
I look at cruncher. I know that there is a bunch, but I don't think there's like 30
And we've got to find the first series. It's on prime, but you have to pay for it. It's nowhere else
How much is it? Like I don't know probably like thirty dollars. I'm don't worry. I got it

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All right, we got google going all over the place
You know, I keep trying to talk to the producer over there letting us put a camera on her
Where we could swap to her every now and then I say no women on this podcast
Unless you're a guest. Yeah, but that was a special episode just to make fun of unless you're a guest
You don't want your mama to be on the podcast

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She doesn't want to I told my mama she wasn't gonna be on a podcast one time. Oh, you didn't
I guess weren't even a thing when you what happened to her
When was the first podcast
There are seven fates day series
I don't know
When was the first podcast there are seven fates day series seven see no just look up the fate series

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Does that is that actual fate stay?
Fate zero does not say fate stay
Seven fate anime series released as of january 2020. Yeah, any of them have come out since then
Yeah, it is that one the 2006 series so why would google buy season one is forty dollars

(35:37):
forty dollars
39 99 39 99
That's not 40 you'd make a horrible salesman
Dylan it ain't forty dollars. That's 39.99. Where's your google dollars? Where's your google dollar actually 41 use girl math dylan
Don't wait a free is your r-fines 42. Hey, where's your google chrome right there, bro?

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You're such a freak and then since you save that penny you can spend a hundred dollars
Or do you need to know what that is? What is it?
What goes good with camo shorts don't
Nigel's girl
Nigel's girl
Nigel's girl, what was I gonna look up?
Don't want to ask you

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Like what goes good with camo shorts and I was like nothing
Oh, I was also pretty sure nothing but like a white t-shirt
The only thing you can wear with camo shorts is the white t-shirt or like a plain colored t-shirt
I think she got a white hoodie. So that's okay
Any guy out there should look up real men real style
Start doing some research. Okay, if I look up fate series in order I see fate stay night

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heavens
Filled with a lot of
Fates day night
Fates day night
Fates day night
Fates day night
Fates day night heavens fill two loss of butterfly fates day night 2006

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Fates day night heavens fill three spring song fates grand order first order
Fates grand order absolute demonic front
How many of these are movies and how many more series? I don't know idea fate stay ultimate blade works
They okay we butchered our order because how many what in the world is going on here

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I think these are a lot of these are remakes
Remakes don't count. I think that's what it is because there's two fate zeros two fate stay nights
Fates
Because look, you know, you got the dough because it says fate zero 2011 2012, but then you have just fate zero

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And ultimate blade works is not third in
Ultimate blade works is standalone. Ain't it? Let me look up chronological. Whatever. We got a google master over there
How do you spell chronological
C-r-o-u-n

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Crone i don't know. C-r-o-n
Illogical come on now. It's not that hard. It's just spell it spell illogical
Yeah, illogical. How do you spell that?
I don't know
Dude, i'm gonna spell spell it on a spelling test and that's not a joke c-h-o-n. I'm sorry
L-o-b-i-c-a-l
C-ch-o-n-o-l-o-g-o-l-o-l-o-g-o-l-o-r. Okay, you didn't say or in chronological order

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Fate state night ultimate blade works is not fourth in chronological order
He's fixing a slapped up piss out of him
Got that guitar. He's like listen here fool
I'm gonna wait. It's saying that fate's
Ultimate it's saying ultimate blade works
is after

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fate zero fate stay night heaven's
fill i
Passage flower, I think presage flower prestige flower
No, it's not a t and then it says just fate stay night
Series it doesn't have anything and then after that it's ultimate blade works
But ultimate blade works the main character is kuru tsu goos son who he adopts after one of the holy grail wars

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So the 2006 series cannot be after that
That doesn't make sense
I mean if it was chronological order, I don't know
I just want to watch the one that like we watched as a family when I think it was the
See because this one fate stay night 2006

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That's that's kuru tsu goos son. So that's not right the one we watched too. Who was a kid kuru tsu goos?
Whose kid was kiri born?
Uh, I don't know was kiri born. Yes, if I remember it kiri was born
When we watched fate stay I think it's this one

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Because that's I think the lancer I remember who was the main character in the one we watched kuru tsu goos
Kuru tsu goos. Why do you think we had a dog named after him?
You don't remember it's this one. Yeah, that's your dog kuru tsu goos. Yeah, the dog me like look i'm stupid

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No, I don't remember that. Yeah, that's because you weren't here dylan
Why weren't you here dylan? I think after this series is where he adopts the kid
Okay, I think because it shows like in the series him like reaching his hand out
Found what? That's right here

(40:55):
You're gonna have to move a little closer to the mic
Fate zero is first chronologically, but it was like one of the later ones to come out well mid
Yeah, because the first one we watched was fate stay night. Yes in 2006 right?
But ultimate blade works is after that right?

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Yes, the third one the movie and then the show oh there's a movie. Yeah, okay. I just asked how many more movies how many more shows tonight?
You got the movie. I don't watch anime movies because they're too hard to keep up with I can but what?
Like if you're watching one piece, you can't just watch all the one piece movies because it doesn't matter episodes of

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One piece are there?
one piece are there
1140 something
I'm caught up. There's 140 episodes of one piece. No
1140 okay. Yeah, I said 1000. He just finished it, but yet you can't sneak a movie in there ever now

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Yeah, no when you're watching one piece you got to get on that grind. You got to lock in
Unless you're doing and you're a loser because it's for people who's been watching it since they were a child
No, I watched you were born after one piece started. I started one piece when granity was in the hospital
And I just kept watching

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And I've finished last year sometime late last year
So under two years, yeah
Yeah, how many how many minutes an episode like if you skip the first five minutes of recap?
It's 20 minutes. Yeah 20 minutes an episode
1140 episodes while billin's looking at it right now at 20 minutes an episode

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So, yeah, I'm going to go to the last few seasons. I'm on egghead also 20. So it's 23 minutes
That's 413 hours and 48.8 hours to complete the series
But that includes like the opening. Yeah, so
448 hours of water and then the last two seasons

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And then the last two seasons
I was like okay, you're gonna do a series, but that includes like the opening. Yeah, so
448 hours of watching a show
It's a good show once you once you actually get past alabaster really
it really starts

(43:36):
Yeah, there are some shows that are like
There's a show but they're arcs that just are like alabaster was like really drug out
every fights like 15 episode every fight not Bellamy's fight so far every episode
like go ahead just I walk in one week I sit down with Malika for about 30 minutes

(43:57):
I watch an episode of one piece I leave I don't watch one piece with him win for
two more weeks I said now they're fighting the same no you can ask mom
every time you watch if I watch it with mom she asked me a billion question
what's going on now what's this now your mom I asked you a billion questions I
cannot know I remember I was in I was on episode 500 and I was explaining to her

(44:19):
marine Ford arc ace's death that was a spoiler but you'll get over it anyway
nobody listens anyway exactly so at that point I was watching with her we were on
like episode 550 she comes back I was on like episode 900 what happened to his

(44:43):
brother I'm not explaining 300 episodes to you the best part when your mama
starts asking questions yes is when she asks you a question and like you'll look
up and you start to think okay let me formulate an answer but before you can
formulate an answer she will ask you another question and then another

(45:05):
question and then another question then another question and then when you
finally are like you just stop give me a second she gets extremely hurt that you
would be upset with her at all but then she makes you feel terrible about it and
you're like oh I'm sorry

(45:26):
terrible people what I don't know what's going on man marriage I was married is
this really crazy fun adventure of insanity it's not finding someone that
you're compatible with and you can spend the rest of your life with it's finding
someone that you're compatible with and can put up with your level of crazy too

(45:46):
oh also you want to be compatible yeah but you're crazy has to be compatible
you can get two people that got personalities that you think oh they
would match perfectly if they're crazy doesn't vibe they or but you can get two
people that their personalities don't really you know you'd think they're

(46:06):
what why are they together it's because they're crazy matches I've never seen a
couple I've been like why are they together you know I don't care yeah I
mean you do you I can look at a couple and say that's not gonna last very long
that's what I'm saying that's exactly what I'm talking about but then there's

(46:27):
couples that you can look at and say that's not gonna last very long but yet
they just keep making it it's because personality is one thing but if you're
like everybody's got a level of crazy everybody's got some crazy and I'm
period but like if you're if you're crazy can vibe together like they're on
the same level of crazy like I guess you could explain it as colors of crazy like

(46:50):
you know there's people that are like pink crazy as far as I get you know it's
it's dainty and it's you know they're crazy but it's okay there's people that
are like you know just completely evil-hearted why'd you point me I didn't
point I made a hand gesture towards me I was talking Italian Dylan this way it
automatically translates it you do you know if you do this really fast and you

(47:13):
do you talk a lot doesn't matter what language you're speaking Italians can
understand you and Indians no that's only if you go ha you gotta be really
hard to understand Indian that's what the peace pipe was it was a translator
you didn't know that yeah you smoke enough peyote you can speak any language

(47:35):
you want to know I mean you drink peyote it's the tea now you might could smoke
it you look up if you can smoke peyote or not where do you obtain peyote
Indians that's the only one feathers not dots yeah cuz all that they just run gas
stations the dots yeah work is a cool dude and don't like hamburgers what do

(47:59):
you mean don't like they worship cows cows are sacred Hindus who in the world
would worship a cow Hindus they should get better the same people who like our
main steak man yeah but say like if you look at her kid what if you go to India
what are you gonna go get you're gonna get curry right you're gonna go get

(48:25):
spicy curry probably not our tracker like they're their main like national food at
most people that you know far as I know you know most people speaking Indian
they're like well we're gonna have curry it's really spicy paste their main like
food that you know Indians are known for is basically spicy laxative so it's

(48:45):
just paste no I don't know what curry looks like or mama it's like rice
described curry what is curry what's that spice no that's fondue I'm thinking
of what's fondue is that liquid crap hurry
like cheese or chocolate in and then you dip stuff in it and you eat it

(49:08):
curry is like there is a rice with something on the side like a like a like
a liquid sauce with like yeah they put beef in it they put the really liquidy
sauce in it curry is a dish of spice sauce or gravy that's often served over
rice spice sauce and gravy yeah it's not just liquid yeah but go eat you a bunch
of that I do yeah I mean to it look kind of good it is good but we but there's

(49:33):
a reason all we have here is Mexican restaurants no we got some Indian places
where I'll try this got some Thai places where you're aware did we're an hour
from Nashville Tennessee Franklin has all of them Murfreesboro is just as bad

(49:53):
Murfreesboro is worse we can drive down to Huntsville I'd rather go to
Murfreesboro in Alabama though you don't ever know I went in there for a flea
market one time and like we get out and we're I mean 20 foot in the entrance and
like I hear this massive commotion going on like this guy's speaking English but

(50:17):
it's like Australian English it's not English and I'm from Tennessee you know
what I mean like I'm I'm down there with a bunch of boys from Alabama and one of
them looks over at me and like one of them is my boss yeah the other ones my
boss's father and like one of his friends and I think like a couple of
his sisters or something was with him but like I've never met anybody but my

(50:37):
boss and I'm like what the heck was all that about and my boss's father goes I
don't know but I was six to scream he's from Tennessee and we was going that way
and I'm like that gum it made a guy you're gonna throw me under the bus in a
flea market man we got some ducks got some geese took forever to get down
there and back then the year later I find out that my truck speedometer is off

(50:58):
it says I'm sitting doing 70 I'm actually doing 40 there's a bunch of mad
people on the interstate that day oh you know you're doing 40 though I drove that
truck for seven years like it and you didn't notice you're it was it was
graduated okay like if you was doing 30 on the speedometer you were actually
doing like 27 26 somewhere in there but like the higher your speedometer went

(51:21):
the worst your you know discrepancy was so like at 80 you were doing 50 and the
truck was an old it was a 1986 f-350 single cab that used to be a gravel
company truck so like this thing rode terrible it had no radio leather seats
no air-conditioning like it was terribly loud anyways so like if you were doing

(51:44):
30 you sounded like you said on 140 so like you really couldn't tell you know
like it sounded and drove like it was doing a hundred I keep trying to he's so
worried about miles me but this guy but if you get a good old
drug my problem is I don't want to change in it like a transmission or some
later on in the room you're gonna have to eventually exactly it doesn't matter

(52:06):
what I get the way you dry would but I would you're gonna be changing engines
and brakes and tires and I would go older because you can do that yourself
if it's an older vehicle the newer you get the more you have to pay other
people to do it yeah well my driving why we dish my drive because you drive like

(52:27):
a maniac how you need you ever even driven with them over yes yes I have
you've drove me to town several times don't don't question me I'm questioning
because I don't remember I'm gonna draw pictures oh okay because I don't have

(52:51):
pictures so I gotta go draw I don't drive bad my car rides with me I just
say we get there alive that's true we get there alive
Malachi have helped he's always on it not Malachi Dylan I have helped you
change your brakes speaking of brakes oh do you need brakes again because you've

(53:12):
been locking them up no I've changed them tell me the fastest how fast can
your car take a curve depends on the curve right down here what was the
fastest speed you've done this curve right down here at honestly 60 or 55
okay that's a 20 mile hour curve but well the last time we took it that fast

(53:37):
we did we spun out 180 and so done takes it at like 15 now the fastest I have
done that curve which was in that Nissan out there of course it was a little
better shape yes 90 well now I kind of we're gonna do no he's not given the
whole story if you he says I've taken all of Sims at 90 but yeah you have to

(54:02):
add that my rear end was the rear end of the truck was able to break loose oh
yeah I was sideways and white-smoking so you have when I come down the hill my
truck was sideways on the road ball and white smoke before I even got to the
curve yeah you have to add that he was drifting the curve I've done it in the
speedometer has never went under 90 except for my shifting because you know

(54:28):
when you shift it a drop for a second sometimes especially if you're beating
up out of it there might be a reason the speedometer don't work right now yeah
have you driven in it when the speedometer don't work you got to get up
to 45 and kind of like tap the dash I'm gonna have to get him out and let him
drive it because he's oh I don't want to get a stick shift I'll be so bad at it
I do suck at it but that's why I'm trying to show him to learn that he can hey when you were

(54:52):
a kid you got up you tried to walk you fell on your little stupid kid face did
you like I suck at this you never tried again or did you get up and be like I'm
not a little stupid kid with a little stupid kid face I'm gonna learn to walk
and learn to walk no I crawled for like nine years I just I think the problem
you're so good under a house I think the problem is right don't just too big of a
baby I think you're just afraid you're never big no you're never gonna be

(55:16):
better at it I think that's the problem I am going to call miss Mary and tell her
that Malachi is making fun of her little boy she's gonna join in she's like oh
shut up Dylan that woman loves you that I told you earlier you said I'm gonna
punch us punch you all she'd ask if she needed to hit him too she asked what I

(55:40):
do it would harder I think it would depend on who it was I think Mary knows
it like if she come in and I was whipping Dylan it would be like okay
Dylan's done something yeah but if she come in it was just a stranger you know
if she come in it was her weapon you she'd be like us in this time paradox and

(56:01):
like things would go bad so don't let that happen but how do you not let that
how do you not let a doppelganger walk I don't know I don't know my mom would
whoop me at 21 you'd be surprised no there's something dumb enough yeah no
she's she's told me she's no more whooping oh yes she's gonna be no so

(56:24):
something so something looks like my mom was whooping me she told me she's gonna
take this fist and I guess it makes me mean that's still a whooping no yeah
if you're completely defenseless if you're completely defenseless
that's a whooping yeah yeah well I'm talking about like if I can taking a

(56:45):
belt to my butt no no it's not gonna ever hit your butt if your mom has a
belt she's gonna hit you anywhere it hits first yeah yeah that's how it works
okay now this is nothing is your mama like an immediate what are you doing
over why are you making gang signs no that's why she's not a lot on yeah
that's why we don't let her on the camera she like West side I'm like girl

(57:07):
we on the wrong coast quit that yeah we're not even on a coast but anyways is
your mama like a punish now or like a random punisher it depends cuz she used
to be a punish now but now she's kind of like be a few weeks or a month to know
which one's more nerve-wracking honestly the punish now to me what yeah

(57:32):
because I'm nervous I'm nervous the entire time she's like I'm gonna beat
you right now and she beats me I'm like okay now yeah but see then it's over
like my mama one time she come in the bedroom like went to swim for the piss
out of me and I mean beating the crap out of me I needed it like you know
anybody listening to me talk about mama weapon means gonna be like oh she's
abused no she wasn't abusive I should have been whipped more but she I mean

(57:54):
just flew into me after about five minutes getting my tail whipped I'm
finally able to get out like mama what the heck like I don't know what's going
on like I told you to clean your rope all right mama that was two weeks ago
she's like yeah consequences always catch up and she left and I like that
has stuck with me severely because it's been like hmm I might get called

(58:18):
eventually and yeah I could have done that you know I could have broke the law
ten years ago but the statute of limitations is still up you know it's
not up on it yet so I could still get in trouble for that yeah so yeah like that
whole she's still for one gang size I want to know what she was trying to say
yeah that what you're trying to say

(58:45):
I'll wrap it up no well I like to keep it in now but not her I'm a half right
in there cuz I help people to follow in they're like your first episode of three
hour video no chance I'm watching that and I'm like I don't blame you just like
yeah first it was like three hours long he's like what did y'all talk about for

(59:05):
three yeah it'd be like him we stopped I mean like you get three idiots in a room
together give microphones and they're like first episode like a bunch of
different topics too oh there she is nope your mommy is hiding in the
dungeon over here dang she believed she was about to leave oh my goodness so

(59:33):
Tessie is working with us one time at the restoration shop and buddy Tony is
over there you know working and everything and she comes in there and
she talks about this truck and Chevy trucks in there and of course this thing
is ugly as crap you know it's a nice-looking truck like don't get me

(59:54):
wrong it's just not my style and when you work at a restoration job
anyways since we're in the middle of recording yeah anyways Tessie is making
fun of the truck and I'm like oh Tessie don't you know that's okay that you

(01:00:14):
don't like it but like if the guy the owner comes like don't don't say
anything and she's like oh why I'm like cuz he's he's got like Down syndrome
like this this is a truck that like is his brother's building for him and like
it's his dream truck so like if you say anything negative about like he's gonna
break down and she's like oh really and she's and I turned to Tony cuz I'm

(01:00:36):
hoping Tony is smart enough to just like roll into it and like I'm like yeah
Tony tell her about how the you know and I lay it out and he's like I don't know
what you're talking about I'm like Tony you son of a gun like perfect I'd lead
in operative I walked you into the joke you could have just kept it going like
there's people they won't even talk to me because a joke Tess has done about me

(01:01:00):
no it's not a funny story we're not telling that story you can tell that
story on your episode you only get one episode I agree no more tests no more
tests she got like a thousand views every short got a thousand views I don't
know we had a thousand years I mean we're almost at ten thousand views but

(01:01:22):
it's just the shorts yeah just the short people scroll across the shorts and
going oh hell no I ain't watching that yeah but it still counts well they
always zoom in on me so what we're gonna do is we're gonna have another bonus
episode and I'll have it with Tess but the problem is we're gonna have an
episode and it's gonna be about arrogance I say no more women on the

(01:01:46):
podcast whoa I have a he may a woman is that what you're doing right now turning
my mic off you just shut me down bro yeah but let's take Dylan's freedom of
speech freedom of speech speech of freedom exactly let's get deep

(01:02:10):
let's get deep let's get to the macaroni's yeah I mean honestly for like
you guys generation you hear the freedom of speech what comes to mind
well not whatever like like like like someone comes to mind what are you
saying what comes to mind huh there's someone say us you have the right to

(01:02:35):
free speech what what is the right of freedom of speech to you what they would
want and I get to say it without any consequences really that's what freedom
of speech is no no freedom of speech is the freedom of speech is you can say
whatever you want and if you have the right to your opinion but it doesn't

(01:02:55):
mean that I don't have the right to think your opinion is stupid that's not
what you asked yeah I asked you what freedom of speech is what we thought
yeah it means I can say what I want I don't right but to me it goes beyond
that for me it's it's a less about what I can say and it's more about what I can

(01:03:18):
do about what people think about what I say I don't there's a problem is there's
the whole lot of what your guys generation like the whole old crap that
hopefully is it it'll be a persistent beast that will be terribly hard to kill
but it's trying to be killed right now yeah well like so many people like to
them freedom of speech isn't important because it hurts their feelings when

(01:03:39):
someone says something they don't agree with that's the problem freedom of
speech means that I have the right to say whatever I want but it also means
you have the right to think whatever you want about what I say and there are
certain things that like you have the right to say anything you want but
there are certain things you say that will get you punched in the mouth
depends on the place Tom everything depends on where you're at what you're

(01:04:03):
doing what you're saying I think both those opinion is wrong what the
argument is yeah I don't I don't get where the if you say freedom of speech
from my standpoint I don't care what this guy thinks I have no he can say
whatever he wants it matters zeroes it's to me I said what I wanted to say

(01:04:26):
exactly that's freedom of speech right but there's a lot of people that don't
have that view a lot of freedom of speech means they can say whatever they
want but you can't that's the Kamala Harris
I'm all hairs in the dudes for like a Roman Empire that's the I mean honestly

(01:04:48):
they should we should cast them out of our nation we should throw them all off
a boat and let them watch them drown oh they're gonna no you won't even have to
do that like there's the mass influx of young men and women that are on the
liberal side that are getting fixed because they're not gonna have babies in
this world cool we don't want you to raise kids anyway yeah give it 20 years

(01:05:10):
keep that mentality you did if you don't agree with the political system go get
fixed and then and then in 20 years we won't have a problem yeah we won't have
your stupid kids walking around okay anybody can raise stupid kids I know a
lot of very like down-to-earth logical people that have a really retarded

(01:05:32):
children Malika I got no kids yet I'm talking I'm saying he's really he's
stupid and he's pointing at me so Apple doesn't fall far from the tree hmm yeah
for tree Apple unless there's a hurricane then nobody worries about the
apples are just wondering if the tree is still there I feel like I'd be worried

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about the Apple too just like is it gonna hit me in the head
140 mile-hour Apple yeah I'm worried about that I wonder you know how they
do the cannons for like two before I wonder if we could make one of those that
would launch an Apple at a hundred mile-hour let's do one of those that
watch Dylan at a hundred miles I'm okay with it okay so like we can get the

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funding up to like get it ready I don't know they're doing more gang signs over
there yeah like keep gang signing it up I don't understand what's going on that's
why okay well we need to finish this we got to do a cannon first cannon first

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then we can't build a cannon first it's gonna take us we can't but what y'all
could do is figure out how to do all the hey like subscribe blah blah blah blah
yeah that's y'all's job is do all promotions which camera am I looking at
look at both Dylan look at both if you can if you can't look at both cameras

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right now all right I have to try look at both no you can just look at that one
you can look at the one their gang sign and that one's record it's the South
Coast Pam Gulf of America Gulf of America hey wait what do we want to call our
fandom our fandom we can call them the Cunning's the buffoons hey buffoons we

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could call of the cuttings I don't know okay okay I got you I got you got to say
all right you buffoons hit that follow button and subscribe we have a we have a
follow button yeah I said and subscribe hit that follow by the podcast thing I'm
a jigger yeah thank you my jigger whatever you listening on you don't

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have to do any of that SUB scribe I can't spell subscribe all right that's it for
this week see you can ignore Dylan