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Hello guys, welcome to our podcast.
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The cunning buffoons.
My name's Dylan.
I'm Andrew.
I'm Danny.
All that prep work.
You still had to pause for 20 seconds.
That was more like to amateur.
I like to exaggerate sometimes.
I once called a 42 pound fish.
Not really.
I don't think I've ever caught a fish.
So I don't think I've caught a fish in like 28 years.
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I'm so bad at fish.
I suck at fish.
I feel like I'm bad luck because every time me and Dylan go fishing, he catches nothing.
And this is true.
Yeah.
Now you give me a stick of dynamite and I'm, I'm, I'm gang.
That's a lie.
I'll kill a lot of things.
It's not illegal.
No, it doesn't kill them.
It just taunts them.
You can also like shock the water.
I wasn't talking about the water.
Why?
No, we're talking about fishing.
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Not terrorists.
No, no, I'm not saying like a cow will die.
One point.
Okay.
I'll pay somebody for it too.
So apparently hippopotamus meat tastes like a cross between chicken and pork
or beef and pork.
Was it beef and pork?
Hippopotamus?
Yeah.
A buddy of mine sent me a large article today about a hippopotamus meat and how
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delicious it is.
It's strictly because of how I think pandas would be phenomenally good to eat.
I think horse is good.
Horse tastes like a lean beef.
I want to try rattlesnake, but there's none around here.
Rattlesnake is really good.
It's hard to find one.
But like when it comes to pandas, like look at them, like they're black, they're
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white, they look like cows.
They don't do nothing.
They lay around.
They don't even make beds.
They just fall over and go to sleep wherever they want to sleep.
And they just eat grass and bamboo all day.
Like they're the bear cow and they're adorable.
Which means they're delicious.
I mean, what do bears taste like?
Greasy pork, chicken, beef things you've had there.
Yeah.
I thought that was a legal.
No, I thought you couldn't because they were like, because everything's protected.
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No, they eat meat.
So I thought that now they have, I can't remember the name of it.
Mama, you're looking up for me.
Is it trichinosis or trippinosis?
It's some weird name or something.
They carry in the meat, I think kind of like a kind of like pork does the worm
thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think, but yeah, you can eat bear.
I've had alligator bear rattlesnake turtle.
Isn't alligator just chicken?
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Alligator.
Yeah.
Okay.
It was delicious.
It's kind of, it's kind of like a chicken shrimp.
Yeah.
It's what I would, it's like a fishy chicken shrimp thing.
Yeah.
And it's really, it seems really good.
Like chicken is cause like the reason I think chicken's so phenomenal for
everybody is cause chicken is not.
Chicken's a really good meat, but it soaks up whatever flavor you cook it in.
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So like you can season chicken in a thousand different ways and it takes well to it.
But chicken's not my favorite.
Yeah.
But I would rather be chickens like universal or like a good deer steak.
It's hard to beat a deer steak just with salt and pepper.
Good fresh backstrap.
So we're supposed to be talking about music, not food.
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Like we can, we got an hour here, man.
Where are we going to eat after this?
That's Dylan.
He gets to pick today.
Cause he made me pick last week.
Trichinelia, Nella spiral, spiral, spiralis is the Trichinelia worm.
This parasite can be present in bear meat and cause Trichinelia,
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Oasis, a serious infection that leads to muscle pain, fever and swelling.
Also bear meat can contain, can be contaminated with bacteria such as
E. coli, Salmonella and Listeria, which cause food poisoning.
Well that's all.
Salmonella.
Yeah.
You can get Salmonella from bear.
Yeah.
I thought that was a strict chicken thing.
No, you get Salmonella.
It's a bacteria, but it's a chicken thing.
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Yeah.
But don't check chickens for Salmonella.
But you get Salmonella for like all from all, if you eat all meat eaters,
just like specific ones like lines and all that crap.
I don't know if navel, no chickens don't eat me.
Yeah.
Well, chickens do eat me.
Chickens eat anything.
Chickens eat each other.
Well, okay.
The chickens that I've seen people get Salmonella from, they eat, they feed.
Chicken is T-Rex of the bird world.
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You don't give a piss.
It just eats what it wants.
I'm not a big fan of chicken though.
It has his time.
Pork is where it's been here lately for me.
And it depends.
Now, have you ever, you ever had an albinero stuff pork chop?
No, I don't know what albinero means.
A pepper.
Oh, habanero.
Okay.
Habanero.
I heard all the narrow.
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I said habanero.
All, all, all the narrow.
Well, it's cause I'm a redneck.
I didn't know what all the narrow was.
Yeah.
But an albinero.
Anyways, you cut it open, right?
You leave a little pocket in there.
And you stuff it with like cheese and I've been arrows and you cover it.
So Roger, and then you bake it.
Are you grill it?
Only problem is like, if you do that and then you eat like two bottles of hot sauce,
I think half a bottle of Sriracha, your pee will burn the next morning.
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And it's your hermit.
She eating.
So you will think something seriously wrong.
So be careful with that.
Herb.
I know we're going to do it.
Yeah.
I had a weekend binge and we did, we did those.
Uh, we had fresh peppers out of the garden.
Uh, Tasia cooks, like, I don't know.
Uh, Tasia cooks like stakes that we had nachos.
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We done hot wings.
Like I had a just weekend bands.
Like I was craving spicy stuff and I woke up on Monday and went to pay.
He was like, ah, not good.
So yeah, I don't, I don't binge like all weekend anymore.
If I want some spicy stuff is like one night.
I try to eat spicy food every now and then.
It's good for you.
It's all right.
It depends on what you're eating.
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It's it's, it depends.
It's it's all right.
It depends on what you're eating.
It's good sometimes, but it's also good for you.
Sometimes it's like to like get your body clean.
But spice, it's like, you don't even taste anything except for your mouth burns.
Yeah.
Like don't eat a Carolina Reaper.
No, don't, no, don't.
I'm talking to you, the stupid guy who said, you just told me not to do it.
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I'm gonna do it.
Don't if you do at least video yourself and like put the link in one of the videos for me.
Because I had an airsoft gun when I did it and I shot myself point blank like three times in the leg.
That was funny.
I left bruises on my leg with the airsoft gun and it's still nothing happened.
I think it was the first time you saw me cry right when I am mine.
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I don't know.
You cry a lot.
You're a little voice.
That's I don't cry.
Well, it's crazy.
He always cries like he drops his pencil.
He starts crying.
Yeah.
When someone takes one of his crayons, he starts crying.
No, I will crack.
Yeah.
Someone comes up and like, I'll fix the kill you and it's me.
And then they just walk away because they're confused.
They're like, I don't even know what to do right now.
I approached that boy.
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I was like, I'm going to let's fight.
He just started crying.
I don't know what to do.
It's great defensive mechanism that and taking your pants off.
Yeah.
Just kidding.
If you get naked, it doesn't matter.
It'd be 15, 20 guys.
You get naked and start stretching.
You only get nervous if one of them says, yay.
If other than that, you're good.
And I can tell you from experience, if you, if there's a bunch of people fixed to
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whoop your tail end and you get naked, most of the time, they don't want to fight anymore.
I don't know why.
I have to start playing with yourself too.
No, just get naked.
Trust me.
You get naked, start swinging around and being like, let's do this.
And I start doing all you fight stretches.
People quickly do not want to get close to you.
And if they do, like I said, be worried when you see the naked guy hit the
field, like the streaker, you know, and the football games and stuff, you always
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see like four or five security guards, like just kind of watching them, like
kind of curious and then you see the one with a big grin on his face.
Just like, I think they specifically hire like a sadomasochistic gay
guy for that scenario.
Here he is.
Get him.
I wouldn't want to touch somebody who's naked.
It has a whole new realism to it though.
You know, like you're going to streak.
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You better get across that field.
You better do it quick.
It's going to be like the, uh, Mexican bulls and all that.
There was a, uh, what's that sport?
It's not football.
It's manly football rugby.
There was a rugby player for a long time.
One of the most brutal, like, I wish I could remember his name, but like he was
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top class, like as far as tackles and everything, but like he was openly gay.
And openly masochistic about it.
So like, he was like, I like sadomasochism.
I like hurting people.
I just, I never could imagine.
Cause like I watched an interview with him talking about it and everything.
Cause it was some group trying to advocate something that he was
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interviewed, but like he was going deep into it, watch that interview and then
go play with him on the field, been on the opposite teams.
Like this dude really gets off on hurting people and he's running at
me with a grin on his face.
It'd be really difficult to play against him.
Like it's a cycle and he might not even have been gay.
It may have just been all psychological thing, but like he was a beast.
He was like weird and six, five, like clocking in like two 80 and ripped.
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Like that's, that's terrifying.
Yeah.
Music.
Okay.
What are we going to talk about?
Uh, you said, yeah, you're talking.
You said something.
I just said that dad Rock's been hitting you recently.
So, but what is that rock?
If it sounds like something, a guy who divorced his wife, lost three kids
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would pull up and pick you up while listening to it.
That's divorced dad rock.
So like stains.
Yeah.
But the one guy, like I know a guy that divorced his wife and lost three kids.
He listens to Britney Spears.
Okay.
Well that guy's probably likes men and that's why he divorced his wife.
Could have been, could have been.
No, but like.
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Tool radio heads, just any people consider all that divorce dad rock.
So that's why it's called that.
Cause like when I'm in the car with my sister, I'll be like, let me DJ.
Are you going to play your divorced dad rock?
Yes.
I'm going to play that.
No, you can't DJ.
So like the rock and grunge from my air grunge.
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Yeah.
Grunge rock.
But just growing or just like tools, not growing.
What is tool?
Cause it's not heavy metal.
I would say it's crunch.
It was heavy metal on its day.
It is not heavy metal.
Now when I think metal, heavy metal, and I think, well, that exact.
Creed Creed is divorced.
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Yeah.
Well, definitely Creed's divorced dad.
That's like big.
Like the with arms wide open.
They had so many three doors down, Creed, stained, Nickelback, matchbox
20 and Alison chain that's divorced dad rock, but I'm not divorced.
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And I'm not going to be divorced.
So is it like the, it's just middle-aged people.
It's literally just 30 year old.
It's like, it's the nineties.
I think it's like, I think it's like, I think it's like, I think it's like
the 90s, I created a playlist.
There's two people who are my administrators are that age and not
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trying to listen to today's music.
I think today's music, there's some of it.
That's good with the YouTube taking over and like it's, it's not people being
able to get famous and stuff without nothing is from the soul really anymore.
Like if you listen to.
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If you listen to the rock, isn't from the soul anymore.
If you listen to Alison chain and you listen, you can hear his soul
in his, when he's singing, like you can, you can just understand everything
that he's singing and it's just peaceful.
Even when he's screaming like wood and man in a box, but Lane
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Staley was on a different level.
Those are all stained.
Aaron Lewis, Aaron Lewis is on a different level.
Yeah.
I'm looking like just all you can just, your generation had, in my opinion,
y'all's generation, the nineties, early two thousands rock bands were one of
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the last good errors of just real music.
Because I would say it's one, I would argue it's one of the best generation
of music, the nineties had some of the best music.
I would agree with you, but I think it was part of the uniqueness of where
our country was at at the moment.
Like you're coming out of the eighties, like you're hitting the dot com boom.
You know, like you're starting to get the internet and everything.
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Computers are becoming personal.
Like the world's changing at this point, but like the, tell you, let's
see if you agree with this.
The late eighties own up until about 98 or 99 was a period in this country
when there was no race baiting going on, it's not that racism was gone.
They weren't race baiting the meat.
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The media wasn't focused on it.
24 seven.
There was like Jesse Jackson race baiting, but other than that, but the
media didn't play into him.
The vast majority of corporate time you would get time, but he wouldn't get,
it wouldn't be everywhere.
It wasn't the Obama era of turning race into this division point.
It was in an appointed in American history where like society was
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society, like it was actually melding pretty well.
People got along.
There was still like caveats of society that were, they were off, but like
you're coming out of an extreme era of prosperity, things are doing good.
Cold war error is, is getting far enough behind like the country that like
everything's getting booming again.
The economy's clicking, like everything's going great.
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Yeah.
But the soul of the country, as far as like where it was headed
spiritually and like morality wise.
Was at a tipping point to where it was fixed to dive off deep end and was
starting to go further and further and further.
So you've got this huge prosperity, but you also got this angst and
this like no hope really, like a lot of our generation and like
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the lack of hope is what makes that music so good.
Yes.
Yes.
But think about it.
It touches like Monica, you're talking about it touching your soul.
Like when Lane's daily song and he's singing, like he's
singing, like when Lane's daily song and he's sung out of his despair and
heartache that trans.
For through his vocal.
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Exactly.
It's, I think y'all are right.
I would say early 2000s is right before you got the big push of auto
tune and do a, cause you had auto tune, but y'all didn't, it didn't get as
heavily used.
What's the technology wasn't there.
And then they got a thousand.
So the analogy became widely available.
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Big push and everybody started using it.
And then people like Taylor Swift got famous.
All these people started getting famous and then it just, it picked up.
And now that where we're at today is.
Yeah.
They want everything to be perfect and pitch and everything, but I like it to
be a little, it's, it's gotta be raw.
It's gotta be off.
Everything is so sexual now too, but not, but not yet.
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Not like, okay.
You know, sex is a thing.
It's more like a pink pony club.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, like you think, I don't want to hear you sing about that.
Sex has always been a part of music.
Sex is always part of life.
But like in our era, like you start in the 50s, 60s, 70s, everything, you
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know, like, can you start going forward?
Like, uh, what's the one's appling song?
Or is like, uh, you know, squeeze my labor to the juice runs down my leg.
That's overtly sexual if I say it, not in the song, but like when it's
sung in the song, it is hinting at sexuality.
It is, it is talking about sexuality, but it's not, uh, walk.
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At what point did we take the subtlety and the poetry and the beauty of sexuality
in music and turn it into just this perverse dirtiness, cause there's a time
and place for that type of thing.
Be completely honest.
Yeah.
Women.
I mean, the women are the most, the most, it's the women.
It's the women who don't, I guess, don't feel loved.
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I don't know something about it.
It's it's bigger women or just women who work at strip clubs start singing about it.
No, it is very easy.
I think especially for women to, depending on how you grew up, how you were treated.
Um, a lot of stuff happens throughout people's lives, but a lot of times when
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it comes to sex and sexual relationships and like that type of stuff for women,
it is very easy to equate the sexual stuff with law.
Yeah.
You start, they, you know, and a lot of it depends on how they were raised
and their childhood, like, you know, sometimes abuse plays into it.
Sometimes just early sexualization plays into it.
Cause like a lot of our society is very highly sexualized at an early age, but
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like, and I think Tasia would agree with me, like a lot of times, like sex is
the joining of two people together.
Like it's, it's you two becoming one.
So there's no literally what it is.
Yeah.
But there's no way for you to do that without it can creating a bond.
But if you, you create that bond with multiple people, I think you, you get the,
the, what sex was meant to be gets perverted and it becomes the sex is what it's
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about, not the bond between the two.
And that's where you get the overt sexuality and the songs that aren't.
Cause like, you know, you can even go biblical, read the song of Solomon, read
the song of Solomon and then translate it into today's language.
It's a giant sex poem.
He is talking about how awesome his woman is and she's talking about how awesome
he is and that's the way it's supposed to be in marriage.
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You're supposed to have fun with each other and it's supposed to be, you
know, a good life, but it's been perverted.
And like, how many like tenders of things?
What's tender?
I said, to get created to find a girlfriend or boyfriend.
What's it useful?
Probably one night stands and hookups.
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Yeah.
And like, I don't understand, like I can understand how that can become,
because it's been part of the society for forever.
Like when, when Jesus come into the scene, you had society was very open sexually.
Like the Roman culture was very sexualized and a lot of ancient cultures
were because it's built into us as humans.
But like that's part of what Christianity was so radical for was its, its idea that
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like all this stuff was sacred and everything.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Are we doing the pushups?
If you miss this, we are 10 pushups.
If he misses.
Just that's 10 bring them.
I said, maybe 10 pushups.
How'd you miss that?
Here, give me that ball.
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Hey, hey, hook it.
Okay.
It came back to me.
Okay.
Good Lord.
There's a reason I didn't play basketball.
No, I'm telling you, you have to hook it.
You have to pretend like you're driving, right?
Stop signs over there.
You're going to be like, anybody listening to used to be an alcoholic will understand
exactly what I'm talking about.
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Everybody else is going, why you gonna throw a bottle like that?
Because you got to get it over your truck.
That's why.
Why are you throwing bottles?
I'm confused.
To hit the stop sign.
Is she following you?
Is she fixing to make it?
If she nails it, I'm gonna laugh at you.
You're giving him a third shot.
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That's unfair.
I'm not going to make it if I hook it, but I'll try.
Hook it.
Hook it.
You got cutting hand blood in you.
Trust me.
Or you don't look right at mama.
Pretend you are sitting in the truck and you're going to try to hook it into that
trash can go from a right-hand drive.
Oh,
I'm not going to make it.
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Oh,
but anyways, yeah.
Music and the where it's going is it's getting society is losing its ability to
think is what it is because you said you could listen to a song.
It could be poetic and you, you wanted to listen to it.
You could understand the lyrics.
You took the effort, the time, the energy to do it.
Now, how many people could actually tell you what a song's about?
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It's just designed to be catchy and hook you.
And that's it.
I mean, who, who was it?
Hook?
Um, blues, blues traveler.
Yeah.
John popper.
That's the name I was looking for.
Yeah.
That whole song was about how you could make any song popular and famous by just
having the right hook and the right setup and the right poppy music.
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And, and that's what a lot of it is nowadays is it's all designed to evoke a
lot of the worship music of nowadays.
A lot of the newer worship music is all designed to evoke emotions, not actually
convey a meaning or an idea. Yeah.
Oh, like a few worship songs.
It might be, it might be like wrong to say, but I don't, it's not, it doesn't
catch my ear.
Well, there's a lot of them that don't, there's a lot of them that are good songs.
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Um, the, the lyrics are fine.
Like there's, there's a lot of them that are fine songs, but to me and like, I
don't want anybody to take this and be like, Oh, I'm going to run with this.
Cause it's stupid.
It's just a personal thing with me.
I think a lot of them run along the lines of just repeating themselves too much.
Like it's just, it's just vain saying the same thing over and over.
And like, if you go back and you start studying paganism and like, you listen to
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a lot of like the worship songs of all the pagan gods over the years, a lot of
them are very similar as far as their structure is, it's just the same thing
over and over and over.
But like, if you go back and read the Psalms who were written by David,
like it had meaning, it was, you know, a verse and a lyric and rhyme, a lot of
the older music, like it is well with my soul, uh, I'll fly away, you know, like
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a lot of them, like they had, you know, they had a chorus, but they also had
verses that actually had unique things in them nowadays.
It's just the same thing over and over.
And the music fields is the same.
Just, it's all designed to get your emotions going.
It's it actually engage both.
I feel like countries gonna go did.
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I know we like had a rough start.
And some kind of like Morgan wall and no offense, but some of his songs kind of
suck, but well, that's the thing.
There's so many artists that have good songs and bad songs.
And like, there's a lot of people that'd be like, Oh, I like this artist.
So there's nothing they did that was bad.
And it's like, I'm sorry, but like they have some good songs.
They have some very, everybody has some, I would not say that about
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waiting, waiting, why he has all of his songs.
Like I love Marcy playground, Marcy's playgrounds, but the
songs on the radio or the suckiest songs they have, man.
That's what I got.
It's like Jews world.
They played like one of his worst songs on freaking overplayed it.
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It wasn't what song made him popular, but they overplayed it and that became
the one of his worst songs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, but like, and like the songs, the Marcy playground songs that
were on the radio weren't terrible, but like compared to like the rest of that
album, they were on like, it's like, Holy crap, why is that?
I'm like, it's like, Holy crap.
Why'd you pick the worst too?
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But then again, the Marcy playground that I like is not mainstream style music.
It's kind of odd.
I like the more unique.
I love tool because of Danny Carey.
I specifically love tool because I like their music, but also like tool because
of Danny Carey and his drumming ability and how he does things that are not normal.
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That man's got something else going on in his brain that I can't figure out.
But like it's phenomenal.
I like listening to it.
You keep opening your mouth.
I, you won't say something.
Sure.
No.
Gosh, she's pretty anybody out there.
If, if you, if you are married and a man, if you're with your wife, wait till
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later, till she forgets about listening to this episode, cause we all know our
wives don't really listen to what we listen to a lot of times, they just
placate us, but like, if you're not with her right now, when you get home,
grab her, hug her, tell her you love her.
You know, do something to make you feel special and ladies, when your guide does
it, if you're listening to it, don't go, why are you doing that?
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When he says, I love you.
Don't say, do you really say thank you?
I love you too.
And then go out and eat, have a date night.
When you say it and I say, really?
Sometimes that's okay.
Happy to hear you say yes.
It, that makes sense.
But every time, or when I say I love you and you say, really?
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So the whole idea, let's get back to the idea of dad rock.
Why is it called divorced dad?
I don't know.
Cause we're all single.
Who's single.
You have to be divorced to be a divorced dad.
Nah, you have to be a dad to be a dad.
It's what I don't know.
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Cause like, I think they just named it that, but like it's some of the greatest music
water bottles.
It's the 20th century.
Like, and also like it is often associated with the emotional themes of heartbreak,
nostalgia and personal struggles, which are thought to resonate with divorced
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middle-aged men, particularly due to the relatable lyrics about loss and moving on.
So I relate to it.
Cause I've buried so many people.
I don't know why I relate to it.
I know what I, cause it touches your soul.
Like so many people spend life searching for happiness.
You want to be happy in life, right?
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Nope.
Dylan, go get me the plane.
Lucy, get him.
But anyways, like most people, they, they search for happiness.
They, they won't happiness.
They won't joy.
They want all this great, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And they want to run from sorrow and heartache and pain.
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But like life is not about heartache and sorrow and pain, but it's also
not about joy and happiness.
Life is about learning how to be at peace through the experience of both.
Cause if you don't experience both, you can't understand them at all.
Like if you, if your whole life was perfect and someone come up to you and
started talking to you at like about tragedy in their life, it's very
hard for you to relate to it.
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Or if your entire life had been crap, nothing good had ever happened to you.
There's not a single reason alive for you to be joyous.
99% of the times, they were the most joyous, happy people.
I don't know.
I think people also, they spend too much time searching for happiness,
looking forward in something else.
Cause if you're not happy with yourself and who you are, you're not
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going to be happy anywhere else.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to say like, you know, this is going to make you more happy.
You don't achieve that.
Like true happiness is peace.
It's, it's, it's peace in any circumstance, which is very hard to achieve.
But like, yeah, but like that is peace.
If you, if you are truly content without being completely content,
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because a lot of people get those two mistaken in my opinion.
A lot of people think, think they're content when really they're complacent.
They're not striving to do anything else.
They're, they're just stuck where they're at.
There's a difference.
Like complacency is being okay.
But like I'm here because there's nothing else I can do about it.
Complacency is I'm here.
I can't change contentment is I am okay with where I am at while also looking
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forward to where I will be in the future.
Like, I'm not going to change.
I'm going to be looking forward to where I will be in the future, like
listening to your parents.
Well, you may, what do you mean?
I do it because I have to.
That's not, that's not complacency.
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That's the beauty.
That's the way you worded it.
No, no, there are people.
I live in this house because I have to, you don't have to, you could
run away if you really wanted to.
It's too much work.
Cops call it.
Not if you tell your parents straight up, Hey, I'm running away.
Don't call it.
I wouldn't be like, Hey, I'm running away.
I'd be like, I'm moving out.
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Why would I say I'm running away?
Why would you run away?
Exactly.
I'll go, Hey, I'm moving out.
Walk.
It's a lot better.
I'll take my vehicle.
Then my name, I'm going to get a little turd on stole my truck.
Okay.
Go get him.
I called my cousin, but like, listen, put them blue lights on, go get him.
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I'll call Leverett.
Be like, wear him out.
I told you I wouldn't run away.
I'd just say I'm moving out.
Yeah.
Then you said you'd take your truck, which is in my name.
And so I would use it as my excuse to mess with you.
Malachi.
I don't care that it is your truck.
That was my first truck.
I don't care.
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You think stealing other people's things is nice.
No.
No.
You know what?
I'm going to steal your hair.
I don't steal your truck.
It's cause it doesn't run.
Exactly.
My truck will run eventually.
Actually, my truck runs fine.
It just doesn't drive because transmission about it.
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It runs like a top.
It just can't go anywhere.
I don't know.
I haven't heard it turn on.
Broken or what?
No clutches out.
It's got to have motor mounts harmonic dampener.
He doesn't know it has to.
It was shaking so bad at 30 mile an hour.
Anything under 800 RPM.
Actually, no, anything under 1200 RPM.
The front end was jumping off the ground was how like funky it was acting.
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That's as close to my car.
What do you mean close to your car?
My car is fine.
My car.
That's when you hit the brakes.
No, no, I couldn't keep it on the road.
Like it was jumping into the ditch hit 1200 RPM.
It's smooth out and purr like a kitten.
Anything under 1200 RPM.
So when I'd stop, I'd have to keep it revved up.
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I got to look stupid at red lights.
I had to drive it off like that.
That's like the super marquee keeping it going when it would die.
Because that's the only time I've had it die while I was actually like stopping and stuff.
It was like completely dying.
So I had to sit there in park rev the gas with my right foot, hold the brake with my left,
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and then right as I shift let off and go.
Yeah, that car is kind of it's getting old.
That one or the other one?
The grand marquee.
No, that's the that's a different one.
Oh, the crown of it runs like a top.
Needs a new battery and an alternator.
Power steering.
Whatever it runs.
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So it runs like a top that is unscrewed.
Call me on that.
Oh goodness.
My car runs like a top.
It just so like all the new music.
Is there any new music that you would equate to being as good?
I'd say Oliver Anthony's like, Tasia just text me a little bit ago.
I'd say Oliver Anthony can convey that emotion.
Like, but most of his stuff is raw.
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I like some.
I have a playlist of newer music.
I like Teddy swims.
He's like that.
He can get away that emotion.
It depends.
Like everybody has their songs.
Everybody has their songs.
I like acoustic versions of any song.
And like there's Justin Bieber can't Bieber, Bieber, Bieber, something like that.
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Justin Bieber, he can sing.
But whenever he gets in the studio, they auto tune him too much.
You hear the dude like you hear a live recording of him.
He can really like his voice is phenomenal.
But then too much auto tune.
And that's what happens.
Yeah.
Like so many people can sing.
It's just, they get in there and they ruin the rawness with the auto tune.
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So it doesn't sound as emotional.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We've talked about that a lot before though.
Like the, you need that rawness.
Cause like that.
That's why I like all the pitch change.
Like that's what the unplugged, the morning morning view session or whatever.
Morning view session is a good one.
All those are changed.
Unplugged Nirvana unplugged is a good one.
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The only morning view session I listen to is Incubus's.
I haven't, I haven't listened to any of the other ones.
I don't know if anybody else has one.
I think Incubus is the only one that I care about too, but like, I don't remember.
And like new Incubus is such a boy band.
Like mom doesn't agree with me.
I was trying to explain it to her earlier.
I downloaded a, this is Incubus playlist.
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Cause I haven't heard a lot of Incubus songs.
I know like four of them.
Heartbreak, weepie weepie girl.
It's such a, it's such a boy band.
They have like Mexico drive.
They have their, the good albums, stellar.
Pardon me.
Certain shade of green, certain trigger.
But then like, I don't know.
Mom said it was probably new, newer albums that I'm thinking of.
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That's probably what you're doing.
Cause like they started out like a certain shade of green, like originally they were
like, I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what you appreciate the green like originally they were like rock, but Brandon
boy, like his, his vocals, he's, is that the lead singer?
He can sing and he can do a wide range.
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Gorgeous.
Well, he is a gorgeous man.
Huh?
He is a very pretty looks like the only one I can remember.
What he looks like is an afro that was the base.
Him at the morning view session, he is a very pretty boy.
He is a.
it's them that if you watch like the behind the scenes of them there's one
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section where the bassist right and the guitarist are like chillin with each
other and the bassist picks up a guitar dude he's better than the guitarist
I see play bass and they were just chilling I'm like okay I bet you he
writes most of it now the guitarist is phenomenal but like the bassist was like
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running in there with him I don't know like younger Brandon Boyd yeah older
Brandon Boyd looks like he's like hanging outside school without no kids
him to the left he's a very pretty boy yeah that's what I'm saying younger
Brandon Boyd if you go to the right look look for him at the morning view
session that kid's not allowed near you know playgrounds this right one was light
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transformers light grenades he had the mustache and the pockets outside the
bottom of his shorts you know they're only cut off if you can see the pockets
this album right here dude let's see 2006 light grenades oh yeah there he is
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that that is a very beautiful man no yeah like okay that I can understand
girls crushing over if I woke up and looked in the mirror and saw myself as
that I wouldn't I wouldn't hate it I wouldn't be like oh god no here's what
I'm saying I understand fan-girling over that man yeah I understand it
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Kurt Cobain is hideous he looks like he came off the street that's because he
did like I don't I don't get it he looks like he hasn't washed his hair in four
days he has he has a buddy see hair he hadn't okay sometimes he does but like
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just like because a lot of times he did when his album first come out he was
sleeping on the street with his guitar I don't I can understand like I look at
some band people you know like Pearl Jam's lead singer he's an attractive
looking any better yeah Chris Cornell was an attractive dude I understand
fan-girling all over all those people Cobain Cobain is just not as attractive
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as all of them that long brown hair that those guys had way better than Kurt
Cobain's hair because he's blonde who was it Kurt Cobain's not he's not ugly
he just you can tell he's he's not trying like he wasn't none of them are
trying it's just you can he's just not as attractive as any of the other ones
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I'm straight anyway glad you put that in there for us but yes he says I like
women this album dead by incubus wait go is that any better
cuz he's got that curly brown hair the wavy reminds me of Eddie from stranger
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things this album that do you know this album by incubus very boy band album I
could imagine when did it come out it says 2006 right there little bro I'll
2006 who's the mayor that's any better yeah but he's he's the only vocalist on
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the planet that I think doesn't actually speak under strike whatever
editor doesn't say a word everybody knows lyrics you can do that the whole
song you can play the song and you could do that I said hunger strike but hunger
strike is Chris Cornell no it's temple of the dog which is Chris all now isn't
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it yeah it's all of them but it well you know temple of the dog see who all was
in temple the dog for me why was he in so many bands who Chris Cornell cuz dude
he was one of them dudes it was like I like sound garden you know how you meet
the people that like are the business person and you ask him like what they
do and they're telling you about like 50 different businesses that they own and
run I think Chris Cornel was like yeah with with bands he was like you know
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what I'm gonna start buying cuz like Chris Cornell is the only guy I can
remember hearing about him committing suicide and passing away all right who
all we got any better Chris Cornell Mike McCready Matt Cameron stone Gossard and
Jeff any better I thought we were just talking about that guy yeah they all
come from temple of a dog well and then they split and made the other bands okay
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yeah hunger strike was a temple of the dog song yeah I know and then like
throughout the 90s like every now and then like one of them would show up like
it one of the other ones concerts and they would perform it together I guess
it's pretty cool yeah but Chris Cornell had like what he was he in four bands
yeah what was he was stone temple pilots temple of a dog sound going down
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garden was anything else cuz he wrote by Cole Sun didn't black hole sir that's
the only sound garden sound garden song and wash well that I can think of you're
really quiet tonight Dylan audio slave that was it that's the one is like like
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a stone that's audio slave in it
like a red hot chili peppers they could do every genre yeah yeah red hot chili
peppers good they could do every genre and they could do it good but not all
their music is good like there's people who love everything they do but like I
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don't enjoy all of it but they're a good band I don't know and then you got dream
of California like they they do they do a lot of stuff very well
switching genres cuz like they do some they have a very rap feel sometimes like
the Californication has a very it's done
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we have got to help hey you know that playlist I don't know dream listen listen
to that listen to that whole playlist I know most it's a four-hour playlist you
work for what an eight-hour day you can listen to the whole playlist in a day
exactly I mean the other week you were like I don't know you think it worked I
really don't Dylan will be texting me and he'll be like yeah I'm like why are
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you sending me Instagram rose right now I don't text you doing work well no no
he'll be on he'll be on break sending me Instagram rose on break yeah I'm gonna
be like we're out of work on break on break because normally don't you don't
always works through break you know hey Justin well like we're done doesn't even
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know what a phone is yeah what I used to work they didn't let cell phones on the
floor every one of the phone we weren't supposed to we could have in our pocket
we weren't supposed to have a mouth but like I was a cycle counter but like
every now and then to help out inventory control they would have us go get a
whole bunch of products right and we'd put them all on a palette we'd drive
them to their office and to get them in their office like you got to open the
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doors go like up to a second story like it's a big hoopla to get all this stuff
up in their little tiny office and then they'd take they'd open them up and
they'd take pictures the barcodes and everything they were doing like data for
the database so like if they looked up a product it would show what it looked
like the barcode the cover art all that right and finally when I figured out
what they were doing I'm like why won't you let me just do that on the floor
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because I ain't got to get it out of the rack I'm on a cherry picker I'll go up
open the box I'll take all the pictures you need to send them to you and they
were like how are you gonna do that I have a cell phone and they were like oh
cool and so from then on I could have a cell phone on the floor yeah but like
but it negated like three hours of work for them and me but just me driving over
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there and going that's why I like your your Bluetooth that was like all my
hidden ones yeah color I want I want one of those I'm not really I would I would
get annoyed but you were a beanie all the time so like you go worry about it
yeah that's actually like long hair key is when you can have your hair down and
you can have an earbud in and nobody knows you have an earbud in so like when
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you're at 4-h events don't wear an earbud can't wear a hat you can't do that
my hair is just down you know so anytime I say you're here down you got
an earbud in not all note to all the 4-h agents if you see my boy with his hair
down at an event no 4-h agents watching this but his hair you wait I'm gonna send it
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to Jamie she doesn't really care and mr. mr. Crowe really cared and like whenever
I was at a fall conference I was wearing my beanie all week and I walked into the
banquet miss Melissa just looked at me and I said I'm gonna take it off and
then I sat down I took it off and I put my hair up so I could eat my meal but
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that I don't get I understand the not wanting a hat and like a banquet
situation yeah so I was like I'll take it off it's just a respect thing where'd
you get that bro that's I think it's yours oh yeah really
I thought cuz Dylan doesn't know what a phone is yeah and have one what when did
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this happen sorry I'm on drugs in the corner clearly not good ones though I
want to know what them guys you're talking about the other day we're all
dude cuz if they come in fine and then they were that messed up he could not
talk straight do you need me to get you a new what do you want to do with your
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food sir cuz you need to leave pretty much as was my thoughts but I was like
so what do you need and he's just you want a to-go plate you want me to go
box for your plate you know be kind of messed up you know they're like you know
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just like a little bit you know messed up well no it's no he Larry comes in
fine yeah and Larry Larry usually Larry's so late he just leaves because
everybody else is gone we keep him male we just give it to him he leaves but he
was there a few guys in the back the one guy it's kind of like the leader around
there yeah yeah he was there and there was this older older black dude and like
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the older black dude he's been on the phone the whole time and he's just
talking on his phone every time I ask a question talking on the phone I don't
know I can't even understand what the dude's saying I don't even think he's
talking on the phone he's just listening and then I'm just like the one dude I
kept talking to him he just he did not even hear me like was it either ignoring
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me or just like was out of it because the girl beside him kept being like yeah
he's done he's done here take take this he's just like I mean sometimes if you
messed up you messed up there was a dude at Bonnaroo like at one time he was laid
out in the grass in like 930 in the morning
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honor is hot and like his friends were with him and then like so I went over and
I took him some water and stuff they were right in front of our tent yeah and
I asked him I like is he okay and they're like yeah he's he's a little
messed up but he'll be fine right we're gonna go like to the other concerts and
stuff and I'm like well I'll keep an eye on him for you like if you could take
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him over to the shade under that tree for me they're like sure they grab his
full by the ankles one grabs one ankle one grabs the other and like they just
go to like haul and tail with him and just sling his butt first against true
and he falls down and they just walk off and I go over later like turn him right
side up and I try to talk to him all day all day the most he can give me is this
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about 930 that night I went over to check on him again because I was fixing
to leave and I'm like bro I'm fixing to leave like I've got some water here for
you and he sets up and he looks me dead nice he's like thank you so much for
taking care of me today and he grabbed the water and I'm like you need to get
some better friends and he's like I know he was gone the next day and I never
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seen him again so I'm assuming he lived but you know then there was another dude
that sat there one night for nine hours every time I come back he was still
there they had a tree that had like a glowy light on it they're like change
colors and jump and he comes up about six o'clock at night you know it's just
getting dark he plops down and just stares I come back by about 1030 he's
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still there I come back by about two in the morning he's still there has not
moved make sense I don't know what he was on but like it made that tree cool
must have been good I couldn't do that couldn't do what stare one thing and it
never been you've never been on something yeah you've never had something
that good obviously but you know I got to see a midget pimp a little green
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green suit top hat okay with his with his 14 inch top hat it was here he was
he was cool dude custom tailored well you have to well yeah I mean I guess if
you're three-foot and I had you don't have a suit off to really our parents the
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guy with the white hat I don't know if you'll watch that what are you talking
about you're talking about one of them new age stupid cartoons aren't you this
was like 2006 oh like ran and stampede or maybe what you look at me like it
mr. Darrell have you ever seen written stampede no we should let y'all watch
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some cartoons from our air you want to be jacked up manly I like to is that to
fairly odd parents yeah him yeah who's that guy you said he had the four inch
you know how he's a yeah that's what I mean if you had it like pimp green and
he had a beard and a cane that that'd be close to him I can color it later give
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him a minute when all the girls around you are five six and they look like
Giants it's hilarious that's another thing is everybody just short now did
like I've heard of that yeah I watch it yeah I've seen a little bit of that's
another one of those it was on and you didn't have any other choices though
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written stampede was okay every now and then but it wasn't like there's a lot of
stuff from our era that we remember and we look back on finally that we would
not go out of our way to watch again yeah and I happen y'all got to choose
like you grew up in there of Netflix Wow you've pretty much had Netflix
or some streaming service your entire I didn't get to choose anything ever how
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much do you choose now now I can see what I'm saying I I didn't get to choose
nothing because you know what majority rule crunchy roll now majority rules you
have four sisters I did not choose anything we were watching my little
ponies man I think I was the oldest I watched a lot of Avengers Avengers not
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avatar not really not as much as they watched like fate state now with now
with us we watched a lot of good stuff I didn't watch my little pony that was
later though that was like I was like 2010 yeah but I was like what eight nine
I was what I remember I hated okay 11 when I watched just because you watched
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it then doesn't mean to come out to him yeah I still hated you didn't like
rescue but I don't know what rescue why yes it was it was interesting I'll put
it like that but I like the Treads farmers that fight I don't care less about
saving civilians just kill the deceptive is all about is that rescue bot yes
that's rescue boats I'm out of the new rescue boat 2011 I was close I didn't
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watch it then I promise mom it doesn't say made for two-year-olds on it does it
I'm not where does it say made for two-year-olds
fine that fine that you know I think we need to bring bullying back I was seven
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it took you that long to do that okay what no I'm Ali showed me that show I
was not friends with him when I was to showing me cartoons but he wasn't
showing me cartoons that I would remember that was like the one one
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friendship I'm like really like not even sad the end exactly not to four and up
year olds at 11 that is not wild it says for and up I liked I liked like
optimist or a Transformers Optimus Prime was pretty good
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oh yeah primary Prime series I'm just sitting here thinking about like you
know the puzzle says three to ninety nine huh you know like ages on stuff he
just said you know it says four and up but like there's a lot of puzzles you
say like three to ninety nine so like you're watching Prime when you were 11
you could see the nurse and the nursing home like going in there to the hundred
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year old patient like still in her puzzle we can't have is I don't even
like remember any kind of guys because you got a lot of brain damage from
being stupid hey don't get up any with me yeah come over here and set my lap
Dylan you are awful quiet tonight they've been looking outside the entire time
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come on so so so what girl you got you talking to zero you ain't got none at
work nope they all old yep you ain't going for them like 50 year old the two
closest women to my age is a 21 year old no 22 and a 25 wait she's 21 now she's
21 now is that one of their like girlfriend or boyfriends like the boss
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yep yeah stay away from that one and they both have kids I'm alright right
guess be an errand bro I want to be an errand 21 if I'm 30 and still single
alright I'll do what he's gonna get you a pre-made family mm-hmm you know how to
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get that don't you all right go to the maternity ward I got you back that I
don't worry I always told days you like if you ever died on me and I really was
like I got to find another woman is gonna be a really good wife gotta go
find one in the maternity ward that her husband's dead I don't I don't think I
think I don't I'm against remarrying actually yeah if Tasia ever dies on me
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there's there's no other woman on this planet is gonna put up with me it's
just not like like it took 20 something years to train me to be semi okay I
don't think another one could put up with me I don't I don't get remarried I
understand it if you're still young like even like if you're below 50 like I
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understand and I understand companionship and not want to be alone
like I've been married since I 16 I've had a constant companion since I 16 so
for me to be completely alone it'd be lonely like I would want someone for
companionship you're not my mother did I'm he didn't die he didn't die he left
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this is true but I'm talking about like if your spouse dies I mean one is
leaving the premises the other ones leaving the realm so I mean like they're
both leaving yeah but like it's a different they still exist was there
their past like it's so if they're still on the planet it's okay to remarry but
if they're not is not okay that doesn't make any sense it makes a whole lot of
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sense your spouse dies why why what if you're like 25 and your spouse dies
tragic it's like a long time that's rough buddy but if you're like 25 and
you don't have kids I don't know the only remarrying stuff I've known they
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were in their 40s or 30s I've known a lot in their 20s and 30s and I just don't
40 40s I have not known many people who spouses has died when they're 25 I've
not known a single person well I mean you you also like it you will experience
as you start growing older you will realize how much death is a part of life
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you already know it but like like 30 funerals yes but it will become
increasingly ever more apparent and how much you are not promised the next five
seconds because like I mean the 40 something people I run around growing up
you know run around with growing up 38 of her dead I'm gonna paw bear 46 times
like it's people die non-stop and like a lot of people think you get old and you
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die no you just die at an exponential rate all around I think it's so funny
when people they're like I've never been to a funeral I'm like that blows my mind
I got people like I've helped people that are like in their 40s and 50s going
to like their first major family like the first person they've ever lost that's
close to them like in their 40s and 50s it's like do what like crap that's crazy
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it's kind of great being 21 this might be this might sound terrible but now I
don't have to go to funerals if I do know them I didn't go to my grandmother's
funeral because I don't like funerals that's true but I just didn't want to go
either you know you should have went to that one yeah they asked me if I want to
be a paw bro but then they changed their mind sounds like because you okay they
didn't know her I know I that's I've told it people I didn't know what no
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it's it's different this is the grandmother that son left him so like
they know then the relationship didn't get keep going like that he didn't know
that side of the family I've seen granny Polly once every year to most my life I
still went to her funeral heck I still told her she's big ol gal I met this
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grandmother probably the only person that I really am upset about not being
able to be a pallbearer was mama like they didn't let me be a pallbearer with
mama for some reason nobody asked I was this size no I was a little shorter I
was like 6'1 and clonking in like 280 what three minutes to an hour so she's
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saying okay cool we're starting to get our hand signals eventually someone will
listen to this and I actually look like we're supposed to be talking to each
other and not like we're just four people in here trying to figure out what's
going on we are trying to figure out what's going on
heck I don't know what's going on right now I've been looking outside this is
playing with my yeah that's why we usually shut the door because Dylan's
easily distracted if you had a laser pointer on the wall he'd be running
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around chasing it right now I would be looking at it I won't be chasing but I
would be watching maybe I do get easily I like I would I've been looking I've
been looking outside but it's calling talking to ADD I don't think it is I
think it's just like Dylan I'm just gonna tell you from my childhood and
from their childhood and how trauma causes ADD and like mental issues I've
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talked to you about your childhood yeah you got some stuff you gonna have to
work through it's gonna suck but you'll come out better on the other side I
think I'm wonderful I mean you you are now but as you grow in life there will
be things that from your childhood you will actually have to face and deal with
and like process through and it will suck but when you get to that phase in
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life where you're really already because I didn't deal with mama's death like my
mama died when I was 13 yeah I didn't deal with mama's death or any death in
my entire life until sis and daddy died and then not only did I you know like
had to deal with sis and daddy's death I had to process mama's and all my
buddies and friends like I finally let myself actually work through a lot of
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the stuff I needed to and good lord it sucked but now past it it's like I'm
glad I did that you know and for you you're my son so you're just always
gonna be messed up I'm sorry you'll get better you'll get worse you'll get
better thank you I'll just keep listening to
Allison chains and Allison yeah just just keep listening to all them rockers
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that are like guess what I'm gonna die
I'll listen to my country and some rock let's do your country and some rock all
right she's giving us the eyeballs giving us that little cute little smile
of hers I keep trying to get a camera to put on her so the internet can see
absolutely how out of my league this woman is but she won't do it but anyways
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Hello guys, welcome to our podcast.
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The cunning buffoons.
My name's Dylan.
I'm Andrew.
I'm Danny.
All that prep work.
You still had to pause for 20 seconds.
That was more like to amateur.
I like to exaggerate sometimes.
I once called a 42 pound fish.
Not really.
I don't think I've ever caught a fish.
So I don't think I've caught a fish in like 28 years.
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I'm so bad at fish.
I suck at fish.
I feel like I'm bad luck because every time me and Dylan go fishing, he catches nothing.
And this is true.
Yeah.
Now you give me a stick of dynamite and I'm, I'm, I'm gang.
That's a lie.
I'll kill a lot of things.
It's not illegal.
No, it doesn't kill them.
It just taunts them.
You can also like shock the water.
I wasn't talking about the water.
Why?
No, we're talking about fishing.
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Not terrorists.
No, no, I'm not saying like a cow will die.
One point.
Okay.
I'll pay somebody for it too.
So apparently hippopotamus meat tastes like a cross between chicken and pork
or beef and pork.
Was it beef and pork?
Hippopotamus?
Yeah.
A buddy of mine sent me a large article today about a hippopotamus meat and how
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delicious it is.
It's strictly because of how I think pandas would be phenomenally good to eat.
I think horse is good.
Horse tastes like a lean beef.
I want to try rattlesnake, but there's none around here.
Rattlesnake is really good.
It's hard to find one.
But like when it comes to pandas, like look at them, like they're black, they're
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white, they look like cows.
They don't do nothing.
They lay around.
They don't even make beds.
They just fall over and go to sleep wherever they want to sleep.
And they just eat grass and bamboo all day.
Like they're the bear cow and they're adorable.
Which means they're delicious.
I mean, what do bears taste like?
Greasy pork, chicken, beef things you've had there.
Yeah.
I thought that was a legal.
No, I thought you couldn't because they were like, because everything's protected.
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No, they eat meat.
So I thought that now they have, I can't remember the name of it.
Mama, you're looking up for me.
Is it trichinosis or trippinosis?
It's some weird name or something.
They carry in the meat, I think kind of like a kind of like pork does the worm
thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think, but yeah, you can eat bear.
I've had alligator bear rattlesnake turtle.
Isn't alligator just chicken?
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Alligator.
Yeah.
Okay.
It was delicious.
It's kind of, it's kind of like a chicken shrimp.
Yeah.
It's what I would, it's like a fishy chicken shrimp thing.
Yeah.
And it's really, it seems really good.
Like chicken is cause like the reason I think chicken's so phenomenal for
everybody is cause chicken is not.
Chicken's a really good meat, but it soaks up whatever flavor you cook it in.
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So like you can season chicken in a thousand different ways and it takes well to it.
But chicken's not my favorite.
Yeah.
But I would rather be chickens like universal or like a good deer steak.
It's hard to beat a deer steak just with salt and pepper.
Good fresh backstrap.
So we're supposed to be talking about music, not food.
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Like we can, we got an hour here, man.
Where are we going to eat after this?
That's Dylan.
He gets to pick today.
Cause he made me pick last week.
Trichinelia, Nella spiral, spiral, spiralis is the Trichinelia worm.
This parasite can be present in bear meat and cause Trichinelia,
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Oasis, a serious infection that leads to muscle pain, fever and swelling.
Also bear meat can contain, can be contaminated with bacteria such as
E. coli, Salmonella and Listeria, which cause food poisoning.
Well that's all.
Salmonella.
Yeah.
You can get Salmonella from bear.
Yeah.
I thought that was a strict chicken thing.
No, you get Salmonella.
It's a bacteria, but it's a chicken thing.
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Yeah.
But don't check chickens for Salmonella.
But you get Salmonella for like all from all, if you eat all meat eaters,
just like specific ones like lines and all that crap.
I don't know if navel, no chickens don't eat me.
Yeah.
Well, chickens do eat me.
Chickens eat anything.
Chickens eat each other.
Well, okay.
The chickens that I've seen people get Salmonella from, they eat, they feed.
Chicken is T-Rex of the bird world.
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You don't give a piss.
It just eats what it wants.
I'm not a big fan of chicken though.
It has his time.
Pork is where it's been here lately for me.
And it depends.
Now, have you ever, you ever had an albinero stuff pork chop?
No, I don't know what albinero means.
A pepper.
Oh, habanero.
Okay.
Habanero.
I heard all the narrow.
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I said habanero.
All, all, all the narrow.
Well, it's cause I'm a redneck.
I didn't know what all the narrow was.
Yeah.
But an albinero.
Anyways, you cut it open, right?
You leave a little pocket in there.
And you stuff it with like cheese and I've been arrows and you cover it.
So Roger, and then you bake it.
Are you grill it?
Only problem is like, if you do that and then you eat like two bottles of hot sauce,
I think half a bottle of Sriracha, your pee will burn the next morning.
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And it's your hermit.
She eating.
So you will think something seriously wrong.
So be careful with that.
Herb.
I know we're going to do it.
Yeah.
I had a weekend binge and we did, we did those.
Uh, we had fresh peppers out of the garden.
Uh, Tasia cooks, like, I don't know.
Uh, Tasia cooks like stakes that we had nachos.
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We done hot wings.
Like I had a just weekend bands.
Like I was craving spicy stuff and I woke up on Monday and went to pay.
He was like, ah, not good.
So yeah, I don't, I don't binge like all weekend anymore.
If I want some spicy stuff is like one night.
I try to eat spicy food every now and then.
It's good for you.
It's all right.
It depends on what you're eating.
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It's it's, it depends.
It's it's all right.
It depends on what you're eating.
It's good sometimes, but it's also good for you.
Sometimes it's like to like get your body clean.
But spice, it's like, you don't even taste anything except for your mouth burns.
Yeah.
Like don't eat a Carolina Reaper.
No, don't, no, don't.
I'm talking to you, the stupid guy who said, you just told me not to do it.
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I'm gonna do it.
Don't if you do at least video yourself and like put the link in one of the videos for me.
Because I had an airsoft gun when I did it and I shot myself point blank like three times in the leg.
That was funny.
I left bruises on my leg with the airsoft gun and it's still nothing happened.
I think it was the first time you saw me cry right when I am mine.
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I don't know.
You cry a lot.
You're a little voice.
That's I don't cry.
Well, it's crazy.
He always cries like he drops his pencil.
He starts crying.
Yeah.
When someone takes one of his crayons, he starts crying.
No, I will crack.
Yeah.
Someone comes up and like, I'll fix the kill you and it's me.
And then they just walk away because they're confused.
They're like, I don't even know what to do right now.
I approached that boy.
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I was like, I'm going to let's fight.
He just started crying.
I don't know what to do.
It's great defensive mechanism that and taking your pants off.
Yeah.
Just kidding.
If you get naked, it doesn't matter.
It'd be 15, 20 guys.
You get naked and start stretching.
You only get nervous if one of them says, yay.
If other than that, you're good.
And I can tell you from experience, if you, if there's a bunch of people fixed to
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whoop your tail end and you get naked, most of the time, they don't want to fight anymore.
I don't know why.
I have to start playing with yourself too.
No, just get naked.
Trust me.
You get naked, start swinging around and being like, let's do this.
And I start doing all you fight stretches.
People quickly do not want to get close to you.
And if they do, like I said, be worried when you see the naked guy hit the
field, like the streaker, you know, and the football games and stuff, you always
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see like four or five security guards, like just kind of watching them, like
kind of curious and then you see the one with a big grin on his face.
Just like, I think they specifically hire like a sadomasochistic gay
guy for that scenario.
Here he is.
Get him.
I wouldn't want to touch somebody who's naked.
It has a whole new realism to it though.
You know, like you're going to streak.
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You better get across that field.
You better do it quick.
It's going to be like the, uh, Mexican bulls and all that.
There was a, uh, what's that sport?
It's not football.
It's manly football rugby.
There was a rugby player for a long time.
One of the most brutal, like, I wish I could remember his name, but like he was
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top class, like as far as tackles and everything, but like he was openly gay.
And openly masochistic about it.
So like, he was like, I like sadomasochism.
I like hurting people.
I just, I never could imagine.
Cause like I watched an interview with him talking about it and everything.
Cause it was some group trying to advocate something that he was
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interviewed, but like he was going deep into it, watch that interview and then
go play with him on the field, been on the opposite teams.
Like this dude really gets off on hurting people and he's running at
me with a grin on his face.
It'd be really difficult to play against him.
Like it's a cycle and he might not even have been gay.
It may have just been all psychological thing, but like he was a beast.
He was like weird and six, five, like clocking in like two 80 and ripped.
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Like that's, that's terrifying.
Yeah.
Music.
Okay.
What are we going to talk about?
Uh, you said, yeah, you're talking.
You said something.
I just said that dad Rock's been hitting you recently.
So, but what is that rock?
If it sounds like something, a guy who divorced his wife, lost three kids
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would pull up and pick you up while listening to it.
That's divorced dad rock.
So like stains.
Yeah.
But the one guy, like I know a guy that divorced his wife and lost three kids.
He listens to Britney Spears.
Okay.
Well that guy's probably likes men and that's why he divorced his wife.
Could have been, could have been.
No, but like.
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Tool radio heads, just any people consider all that divorce dad rock.
So that's why it's called that.
Cause like when I'm in the car with my sister, I'll be like, let me DJ.
Are you going to play your divorced dad rock?
Yes.
I'm going to play that.
No, you can't DJ.
So like the rock and grunge from my air grunge.
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Yeah.
Grunge rock.
But just growing or just like tools, not growing.
What is tool?
Cause it's not heavy metal.
I would say it's crunch.
It was heavy metal on its day.
It is not heavy metal.
Now when I think metal, heavy metal, and I think, well, that exact.
Creed Creed is divorced.
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Yeah.
Well, definitely Creed's divorced dad.
That's like big.
Like the with arms wide open.
They had so many three doors down, Creed, stained, Nickelback, matchbox
20 and Alison chain that's divorced dad rock, but I'm not divorced.
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And I'm not going to be divorced.
So is it like the, it's just middle-aged people.
It's literally just 30 year old.
It's like, it's the nineties.
I think it's like, I think it's like, I think it's like, I think it's like
the 90s, I created a playlist.
There's two people who are my administrators are that age and not
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trying to listen to today's music.
I think today's music, there's some of it.
That's good with the YouTube taking over and like it's, it's not people being
able to get famous and stuff without nothing is from the soul really anymore.
Like if you listen to.
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If you listen to the rock, isn't from the soul anymore.
If you listen to Alison chain and you listen, you can hear his soul
in his, when he's singing, like you can, you can just understand everything
that he's singing and it's just peaceful.
Even when he's screaming like wood and man in a box, but Lane
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Staley was on a different level.
Those are all stained.
Aaron Lewis, Aaron Lewis is on a different level.
Yeah.
I'm looking like just all you can just, your generation had, in my opinion,
y'all's generation, the nineties, early two thousands rock bands were one of
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the last good errors of just real music.
Because I would say it's one, I would argue it's one of the best generation
of music, the nineties had some of the best music.
I would agree with you, but I think it was part of the uniqueness of where
our country was at at the moment.
Like you're coming out of the eighties, like you're hitting the dot com boom.
You know, like you're starting to get the internet and everything.
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Computers are becoming personal.
Like the world's changing at this point, but like the, tell you, let's
see if you agree with this.
The late eighties own up until about 98 or 99 was a period in this country
when there was no race baiting going on, it's not that racism was gone.
They weren't race baiting the meat.
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The media wasn't focused on it.
24 seven.
There was like Jesse Jackson race baiting, but other than that, but the
media didn't play into him.
The vast majority of corporate time you would get time, but he wouldn't get,
it wouldn't be everywhere.
It wasn't the Obama era of turning race into this division point.
It was in an appointed in American history where like society was
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society, like it was actually melding pretty well.
People got along.
There was still like caveats of society that were, they were off, but like
you're coming out of an extreme era of prosperity, things are doing good.
Cold war error is, is getting far enough behind like the country that like
everything's getting booming again.
The economy's clicking, like everything's going great.
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Yeah.
But the soul of the country, as far as like where it was headed
spiritually and like morality wise.
Was at a tipping point to where it was fixed to dive off deep end and was
starting to go further and further and further.
So you've got this huge prosperity, but you also got this angst and
this like no hope really, like a lot of our generation and like
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the lack of hope is what makes that music so good.
Yes.
Yes.
But think about it.
It touches like Monica, you're talking about it touching your soul.
Like when Lane's daily song and he's singing, like he's
singing, like when Lane's daily song and he's sung out of his despair and
heartache that trans.
For through his vocal.
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Exactly.
It's, I think y'all are right.
I would say early 2000s is right before you got the big push of auto
tune and do a, cause you had auto tune, but y'all didn't, it didn't get as
heavily used.
What's the technology wasn't there.
And then they got a thousand.
So the analogy became widely available.
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Big push and everybody started using it.
And then people like Taylor Swift got famous.
All these people started getting famous and then it just, it picked up.
And now that where we're at today is.
Yeah.
They want everything to be perfect and pitch and everything, but I like it to
be a little, it's, it's gotta be raw.
It's gotta be off.
Everything is so sexual now too, but not, but not yet.
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Not like, okay.
You know, sex is a thing.
It's more like a pink pony club.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, like you think, I don't want to hear you sing about that.
Sex has always been a part of music.
Sex is always part of life.
But like in our era, like you start in the 50s, 60s, 70s, everything, you
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know, like, can you start going forward?
Like, uh, what's the one's appling song?
Or is like, uh, you know, squeeze my labor to the juice runs down my leg.
That's overtly sexual if I say it, not in the song, but like when it's
sung in the song, it is hinting at sexuality.
It is, it is talking about sexuality, but it's not, uh, walk.
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At what point did we take the subtlety and the poetry and the beauty of sexuality
in music and turn it into just this perverse dirtiness, cause there's a time
and place for that type of thing.
Be completely honest.
Yeah.
Women.
I mean, the women are the most, the most, it's the women.
It's the women who don't, I guess, don't feel loved.
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I don't know something about it.
It's it's bigger women or just women who work at strip clubs start singing about it.
No, it is very easy.
I think especially for women to, depending on how you grew up, how you were treated.
Um, a lot of stuff happens throughout people's lives, but a lot of times when
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it comes to sex and sexual relationships and like that type of stuff for women,
it is very easy to equate the sexual stuff with law.
Yeah.
You start, they, you know, and a lot of it depends on how they were raised
and their childhood, like, you know, sometimes abuse plays into it.
Sometimes just early sexualization plays into it.
Cause like a lot of our society is very highly sexualized at an early age, but
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like, and I think Tasia would agree with me, like a lot of times, like sex is
the joining of two people together.
Like it's, it's you two becoming one.
So there's no literally what it is.
Yeah.
But there's no way for you to do that without it can creating a bond.
But if you, you create that bond with multiple people, I think you, you get the,
the, what sex was meant to be gets perverted and it becomes the sex is what it's
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about, not the bond between the two.
And that's where you get the overt sexuality and the songs that aren't.
Cause like, you know, you can even go biblical, read the song of Solomon, read
the song of Solomon and then translate it into today's language.
It's a giant sex poem.
He is talking about how awesome his woman is and she's talking about how awesome
he is and that's the way it's supposed to be in marriage.
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You're supposed to have fun with each other and it's supposed to be, you
know, a good life, but it's been perverted.
And like, how many like tenders of things?
What's tender?
I said, to get created to find a girlfriend or boyfriend.
What's it useful?
Probably one night stands and hookups.
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Yeah.
And like, I don't understand, like I can understand how that can become,
because it's been part of the society for forever.
Like when, when Jesus come into the scene, you had society was very open sexually.
Like the Roman culture was very sexualized and a lot of ancient cultures
were because it's built into us as humans.
But like that's part of what Christianity was so radical for was its, its idea that
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like all this stuff was sacred and everything.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Are we doing the pushups?
If you miss this, we are 10 pushups.
If he misses.
Just that's 10 bring them.
I said, maybe 10 pushups.
How'd you miss that?
Here, give me that ball.
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Hey, hey, hook it.
Okay.
It came back to me.
Okay.
Good Lord.
There's a reason I didn't play basketball.
No, I'm telling you, you have to hook it.
You have to pretend like you're driving, right?
Stop signs over there.
You're going to be like, anybody listening to used to be an alcoholic will understand
exactly what I'm talking about.
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Everybody else is going, why you gonna throw a bottle like that?
Because you got to get it over your truck.
That's why.
Why are you throwing bottles?
I'm confused.
To hit the stop sign.
Is she following you?
Is she fixing to make it?
If she nails it, I'm gonna laugh at you.
You're giving him a third shot.
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That's unfair.
I'm not going to make it if I hook it, but I'll try.
Hook it.
Hook it.
You got cutting hand blood in you.
Trust me.
Or you don't look right at mama.
Pretend you are sitting in the truck and you're going to try to hook it into that
trash can go from a right-hand drive.
Oh,
I'm not going to make it.
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Oh,
but anyways, yeah.
Music and the where it's going is it's getting society is losing its ability to
think is what it is because you said you could listen to a song.
It could be poetic and you, you wanted to listen to it.
You could understand the lyrics.
You took the effort, the time, the energy to do it.
Now, how many people could actually tell you what a song's about?
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It's just designed to be catchy and hook you.
And that's it.
I mean, who, who was it?
Hook?
Um, blues, blues traveler.
Yeah.
John popper.
That's the name I was looking for.
Yeah.
That whole song was about how you could make any song popular and famous by just
having the right hook and the right setup and the right poppy music.
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And, and that's what a lot of it is nowadays is it's all designed to evoke a
lot of the worship music of nowadays.
A lot of the newer worship music is all designed to evoke emotions, not actually
convey a meaning or an idea. Yeah.
Oh, like a few worship songs.
It might be, it might be like wrong to say, but I don't, it's not, it doesn't
catch my ear.
Well, there's a lot of them that don't, there's a lot of them that are good songs.
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Um, the, the lyrics are fine.
Like there's, there's a lot of them that are fine songs, but to me and like, I
don't want anybody to take this and be like, Oh, I'm going to run with this.
Cause it's stupid.
It's just a personal thing with me.
I think a lot of them run along the lines of just repeating themselves too much.
Like it's just, it's just vain saying the same thing over and over.
And like, if you go back and you start studying paganism and like, you listen to
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a lot of like the worship songs of all the pagan gods over the years, a lot of
them are very similar as far as their structure is, it's just the same thing
over and over and over.
But like, if you go back and read the Psalms who were written by David,
like it had meaning, it was, you know, a verse and a lyric and rhyme, a lot of
the older music, like it is well with my soul, uh, I'll fly away, you know, like
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a lot of them, like they had, you know, they had a chorus, but they also had
verses that actually had unique things in them nowadays.
It's just the same thing over and over.
And the music fields is the same.
Just, it's all designed to get your emotions going.
It's it actually engage both.
I feel like countries gonna go did.
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I know we like had a rough start.
And some kind of like Morgan wall and no offense, but some of his songs kind of
suck, but well, that's the thing.
There's so many artists that have good songs and bad songs.
And like, there's a lot of people that'd be like, Oh, I like this artist.
So there's nothing they did that was bad.
And it's like, I'm sorry, but like they have some good songs.
They have some very, everybody has some, I would not say that about
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waiting, waiting, why he has all of his songs.
Like I love Marcy playground, Marcy's playgrounds, but the
songs on the radio or the suckiest songs they have, man.
That's what I got.
It's like Jews world.
They played like one of his worst songs on freaking overplayed it.
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It wasn't what song made him popular, but they overplayed it and that became
the one of his worst songs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, but like, and like the songs, the Marcy playground songs that
were on the radio weren't terrible, but like compared to like the rest of that
album, they were on like, it's like, Holy crap, why is that?
I'm like, it's like, Holy crap.
Why'd you pick the worst too?
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But then again, the Marcy playground that I like is not mainstream style music.
It's kind of odd.
I like the more unique.
I love tool because of Danny Carey.
I specifically love tool because I like their music, but also like tool because
of Danny Carey and his drumming ability and how he does things that are not normal.
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That man's got something else going on in his brain that I can't figure out.
But like it's phenomenal.
I like listening to it.
You keep opening your mouth.
I, you won't say something.
Sure.
No.
Gosh, she's pretty anybody out there.
If, if you, if you are married and a man, if you're with your wife, wait till
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later, till she forgets about listening to this episode, cause we all know our
wives don't really listen to what we listen to a lot of times, they just
placate us, but like, if you're not with her right now, when you get home,
grab her, hug her, tell her you love her.
You know, do something to make you feel special and ladies, when your guide does
it, if you're listening to it, don't go, why are you doing that?
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When he says, I love you.
Don't say, do you really say thank you?
I love you too.
And then go out and eat, have a date night.
When you say it and I say, really?
Sometimes that's okay.
Happy to hear you say yes.
It, that makes sense.
But every time, or when I say I love you and you say, really?
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So the whole idea, let's get back to the idea of dad rock.
Why is it called divorced dad?
I don't know.
Cause we're all single.
Who's single.
You have to be divorced to be a divorced dad.
Nah, you have to be a dad to be a dad.
It's what I don't know.
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Cause like, I think they just named it that, but like it's some of the greatest music
water bottles.
It's the 20th century.
Like, and also like it is often associated with the emotional themes of heartbreak,
nostalgia and personal struggles, which are thought to resonate with divorced
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middle-aged men, particularly due to the relatable lyrics about loss and moving on.
So I relate to it.
Cause I've buried so many people.
I don't know why I relate to it.
I know what I, cause it touches your soul.
Like so many people spend life searching for happiness.
You want to be happy in life, right?
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Nope.
Dylan, go get me the plane.
Lucy, get him.
But anyways, like most people, they, they search for happiness.
They, they won't happiness.
They won't joy.
They want all this great, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And they want to run from sorrow and heartache and pain.
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But like life is not about heartache and sorrow and pain, but it's also
not about joy and happiness.
Life is about learning how to be at peace through the experience of both.
Cause if you don't experience both, you can't understand them at all.
Like if you, if your whole life was perfect and someone come up to you and
started talking to you at like about tragedy in their life, it's very
hard for you to relate to it.
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Or if your entire life had been crap, nothing good had ever happened to you.
There's not a single reason alive for you to be joyous.
99% of the times, they were the most joyous, happy people.
I don't know.
I think people also, they spend too much time searching for happiness,
looking forward in something else.
Cause if you're not happy with yourself and who you are, you're not
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going to be happy anywhere else.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to say like, you know, this is going to make you more happy.
You don't achieve that.
Like true happiness is peace.
It's, it's, it's peace in any circumstance, which is very hard to achieve.
But like, yeah, but like that is peace.
If you, if you are truly content without being completely content,
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because a lot of people get those two mistaken in my opinion.
A lot of people think, think they're content when really they're complacent.
They're not striving to do anything else.
They're, they're just stuck where they're at.
There's a difference.
Like complacency is being okay.
But like I'm here because there's nothing else I can do about it.
Complacency is I'm here.
I can't change contentment is I am okay with where I am at while also looking
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forward to where I will be in the future.
Like, I'm not going to change.
I'm going to be looking forward to where I will be in the future, like
listening to your parents.
Well, you may, what do you mean?
I do it because I have to.
That's not, that's not complacency.
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That's the beauty.
That's the way you worded it.
No, no, there are people.
I live in this house because I have to, you don't have to, you could
run away if you really wanted to.
It's too much work.
Cops call it.
Not if you tell your parents straight up, Hey, I'm running away.
Don't call it.
I wouldn't be like, Hey, I'm running away.
I'd be like, I'm moving out.
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Why would I say I'm running away?
Why would you run away?
Exactly.
I'll go, Hey, I'm moving out.
Walk.
It's a lot better.
I'll take my vehicle.
Then my name, I'm going to get a little turd on stole my truck.
Okay.
Go get him.
I called my cousin, but like, listen, put them blue lights on, go get him.
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I'll call Leverett.
Be like, wear him out.
I told you I wouldn't run away.
I'd just say I'm moving out.
Yeah.
Then you said you'd take your truck, which is in my name.
And so I would use it as my excuse to mess with you.
Malachi.
I don't care that it is your truck.
That was my first truck.
I don't care.
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You think stealing other people's things is nice.
No.
No.
You know what?
I'm going to steal your hair.
I don't steal your truck.
It's cause it doesn't run.
Exactly.
My truck will run eventually.
Actually, my truck runs fine.
It just doesn't drive because transmission about it.
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It runs like a top.
It just can't go anywhere.
I don't know.
I haven't heard it turn on.
Broken or what?
No clutches out.
It's got to have motor mounts harmonic dampener.
He doesn't know it has to.
It was shaking so bad at 30 mile an hour.
Anything under 800 RPM.
Actually, no, anything under 1200 RPM.
The front end was jumping off the ground was how like funky it was acting.
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That's as close to my car.
What do you mean close to your car?
My car is fine.
My car.
That's when you hit the brakes.
No, no, I couldn't keep it on the road.
Like it was jumping into the ditch hit 1200 RPM.
It's smooth out and purr like a kitten.
Anything under 1200 RPM.
So when I'd stop, I'd have to keep it revved up.
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I got to look stupid at red lights.
I had to drive it off like that.
That's like the super marquee keeping it going when it would die.
Because that's the only time I've had it die while I was actually like stopping and stuff.
It was like completely dying.
So I had to sit there in park rev the gas with my right foot, hold the brake with my left,
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and then right as I shift let off and go.
Yeah, that car is kind of it's getting old.
That one or the other one?
The grand marquee.
No, that's the that's a different one.
Oh, the crown of it runs like a top.
Needs a new battery and an alternator.
Power steering.
Whatever it runs.
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So it runs like a top that is unscrewed.
Call me on that.
Oh goodness.
My car runs like a top.
It just so like all the new music.
Is there any new music that you would equate to being as good?
I'd say Oliver Anthony's like, Tasia just text me a little bit ago.
I'd say Oliver Anthony can convey that emotion.
Like, but most of his stuff is raw.
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I like some.
I have a playlist of newer music.
I like Teddy swims.
He's like that.
He can get away that emotion.
It depends.
Like everybody has their songs.
Everybody has their songs.
I like acoustic versions of any song.
And like there's Justin Bieber can't Bieber, Bieber, Bieber, something like that.
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Justin Bieber, he can sing.
But whenever he gets in the studio, they auto tune him too much.
You hear the dude like you hear a live recording of him.
He can really like his voice is phenomenal.
But then too much auto tune.
And that's what happens.
Yeah.
Like so many people can sing.
It's just, they get in there and they ruin the rawness with the auto tune.
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So it doesn't sound as emotional.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We've talked about that a lot before though.
Like the, you need that rawness.
Cause like that.
That's why I like all the pitch change.
Like that's what the unplugged, the morning morning view session or whatever.
Morning view session is a good one.
All those are changed.
Unplugged Nirvana unplugged is a good one.
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The only morning view session I listen to is Incubus's.
I haven't, I haven't listened to any of the other ones.
I don't know if anybody else has one.
I think Incubus is the only one that I care about too, but like, I don't remember.
And like new Incubus is such a boy band.
Like mom doesn't agree with me.
I was trying to explain it to her earlier.
I downloaded a, this is Incubus playlist.
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Cause I haven't heard a lot of Incubus songs.
I know like four of them.
Heartbreak, weepie weepie girl.
It's such a, it's such a boy band.
They have like Mexico drive.
They have their, the good albums, stellar.
Pardon me.
Certain shade of green, certain trigger.
But then like, I don't know.
Mom said it was probably new, newer albums that I'm thinking of.
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That's probably what you're doing.
Cause like they started out like a certain shade of green, like originally they were
like, I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what you appreciate the green like originally they were like rock, but Brandon
boy, like his, his vocals, he's, is that the lead singer?
He can sing and he can do a wide range.
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Gorgeous.
Well, he is a gorgeous man.
Huh?
He is a very pretty looks like the only one I can remember.
What he looks like is an afro that was the base.
Him at the morning view session, he is a very pretty boy.
He is a.
it's them that if you watch like the behind the scenes of them there's one
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section where the bassist right and the guitarist are like chillin with each
other and the bassist picks up a guitar dude he's better than the guitarist
I see play bass and they were just chilling I'm like okay I bet you he
writes most of it now the guitarist is phenomenal but like the bassist was like
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running in there with him I don't know like younger Brandon Boyd yeah older
Brandon Boyd looks like he's like hanging outside school without no kids
him to the left he's a very pretty boy yeah that's what I'm saying younger
Brandon Boyd if you go to the right look look for him at the morning view
session that kid's not allowed near you know playgrounds this right one was light
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transformers light grenades he had the mustache and the pockets outside the
bottom of his shorts you know they're only cut off if you can see the pockets
this album right here dude let's see 2006 light grenades oh yeah there he is
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that that is a very beautiful man no yeah like okay that I can understand
girls crushing over if I woke up and looked in the mirror and saw myself as
that I wouldn't I wouldn't hate it I wouldn't be like oh god no here's what
I'm saying I understand fan-girling over that man yeah I understand it
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Kurt Cobain is hideous he looks like he came off the street that's because he
did like I don't I don't get it he looks like he hasn't washed his hair in four
days he has he has a buddy see hair he hadn't okay sometimes he does but like
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just like because a lot of times he did when his album first come out he was
sleeping on the street with his guitar I don't I can understand like I look at
some band people you know like Pearl Jam's lead singer he's an attractive
looking any better yeah Chris Cornell was an attractive dude I understand
fan-girling all over all those people Cobain Cobain is just not as attractive
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as all of them that long brown hair that those guys had way better than Kurt
Cobain's hair because he's blonde who was it Kurt Cobain's not he's not ugly
he just you can tell he's he's not trying like he wasn't none of them are
trying it's just you can he's just not as attractive as any of the other ones
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I'm straight anyway glad you put that in there for us but yes he says I like
women this album dead by incubus wait go is that any better
cuz he's got that curly brown hair the wavy reminds me of Eddie from stranger
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things this album that do you know this album by incubus very boy band album I
could imagine when did it come out it says 2006 right there little bro I'll
2006 who's the mayor that's any better yeah but he's he's the only vocalist on
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the planet that I think doesn't actually speak under strike whatever
editor doesn't say a word everybody knows lyrics you can do that the whole
song you can play the song and you could do that I said hunger strike but hunger
strike is Chris Cornell no it's temple of the dog which is Chris all now isn't
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it yeah it's all of them but it well you know temple of the dog see who all was
in temple the dog for me why was he in so many bands who Chris Cornell cuz dude
he was one of them dudes it was like I like sound garden you know how you meet
the people that like are the business person and you ask him like what they
do and they're telling you about like 50 different businesses that they own and
run I think Chris Cornel was like yeah with with bands he was like you know
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what I'm gonna start buying cuz like Chris Cornell is the only guy I can
remember hearing about him committing suicide and passing away all right who
all we got any better Chris Cornell Mike McCready Matt Cameron stone Gossard and
Jeff any better I thought we were just talking about that guy yeah they all
come from temple of a dog well and then they split and made the other bands okay
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yeah hunger strike was a temple of the dog song yeah I know and then like
throughout the 90s like every now and then like one of them would show up like
it one of the other ones concerts and they would perform it together I guess
it's pretty cool yeah but Chris Cornell had like what he was he in four bands
yeah what was he was stone temple pilots temple of a dog sound going down
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garden was anything else cuz he wrote by Cole Sun didn't black hole sir that's
the only sound garden sound garden song and wash well that I can think of you're
really quiet tonight Dylan audio slave that was it that's the one is like like
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a stone that's audio slave in it
like a red hot chili peppers they could do every genre yeah yeah red hot chili
peppers good they could do every genre and they could do it good but not all
their music is good like there's people who love everything they do but like I
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don't enjoy all of it but they're a good band I don't know and then you got dream
of California like they they do they do a lot of stuff very well
switching genres cuz like they do some they have a very rap feel sometimes like
the Californication has a very it's done
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we have got to help hey you know that playlist I don't know dream listen listen
to that listen to that whole playlist I know most it's a four-hour playlist you
work for what an eight-hour day you can listen to the whole playlist in a day
exactly I mean the other week you were like I don't know you think it worked I
really don't Dylan will be texting me and he'll be like yeah I'm like why are
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you sending me Instagram rose right now I don't text you doing work well no no
he'll be on he'll be on break sending me Instagram rose on break yeah I'm gonna
be like we're out of work on break on break because normally don't you don't
always works through break you know hey Justin well like we're done doesn't even
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know what a phone is yeah what I used to work they didn't let cell phones on the
floor every one of the phone we weren't supposed to we could have in our pocket
we weren't supposed to have a mouth but like I was a cycle counter but like
every now and then to help out inventory control they would have us go get a
whole bunch of products right and we'd put them all on a palette we'd drive
them to their office and to get them in their office like you got to open the
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doors go like up to a second story like it's a big hoopla to get all this stuff
up in their little tiny office and then they'd take they'd open them up and
they'd take pictures the barcodes and everything they were doing like data for
the database so like if they looked up a product it would show what it looked
like the barcode the cover art all that right and finally when I figured out
what they were doing I'm like why won't you let me just do that on the floor
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because I ain't got to get it out of the rack I'm on a cherry picker I'll go up
open the box I'll take all the pictures you need to send them to you and they
were like how are you gonna do that I have a cell phone and they were like oh
cool and so from then on I could have a cell phone on the floor yeah but like
but it negated like three hours of work for them and me but just me driving over
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there and going that's why I like your your Bluetooth that was like all my
hidden ones yeah color I want I want one of those I'm not really I would I would
get annoyed but you were a beanie all the time so like you go worry about it
yeah that's actually like long hair key is when you can have your hair down and
you can have an earbud in and nobody knows you have an earbud in so like when
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you're at 4-h events don't wear an earbud can't wear a hat you can't do that
my hair is just down you know so anytime I say you're here down you got
an earbud in not all note to all the 4-h agents if you see my boy with his hair
down at an event no 4-h agents watching this but his hair you wait I'm gonna send it
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to Jamie she doesn't really care and mr. mr. Crowe really cared and like whenever
I was at a fall conference I was wearing my beanie all week and I walked into the
banquet miss Melissa just looked at me and I said I'm gonna take it off and
then I sat down I took it off and I put my hair up so I could eat my meal but
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that I don't get I understand the not wanting a hat and like a banquet
situation yeah so I was like I'll take it off it's just a respect thing where'd
you get that bro that's I think it's yours oh yeah really
I thought cuz Dylan doesn't know what a phone is yeah and have one what when did
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this happen sorry I'm on drugs in the corner clearly not good ones though I
want to know what them guys you're talking about the other day we're all
dude cuz if they come in fine and then they were that messed up he could not
talk straight do you need me to get you a new what do you want to do with your
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food sir cuz you need to leave pretty much as was my thoughts but I was like
so what do you need and he's just you want a to-go plate you want me to go
box for your plate you know be kind of messed up you know they're like you know
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just like a little bit you know messed up well no it's no he Larry comes in
fine yeah and Larry Larry usually Larry's so late he just leaves because
everybody else is gone we keep him male we just give it to him he leaves but he
was there a few guys in the back the one guy it's kind of like the leader around
there yeah yeah he was there and there was this older older black dude and like
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the older black dude he's been on the phone the whole time and he's just
talking on his phone every time I ask a question talking on the phone I don't
know I can't even understand what the dude's saying I don't even think he's
talking on the phone he's just listening and then I'm just like the one dude I
kept talking to him he just he did not even hear me like was it either ignoring
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me or just like was out of it because the girl beside him kept being like yeah
he's done he's done here take take this he's just like I mean sometimes if you
messed up you messed up there was a dude at Bonnaroo like at one time he was laid
out in the grass in like 930 in the morning
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honor is hot and like his friends were with him and then like so I went over and
I took him some water and stuff they were right in front of our tent yeah and
I asked him I like is he okay and they're like yeah he's he's a little
messed up but he'll be fine right we're gonna go like to the other concerts and
stuff and I'm like well I'll keep an eye on him for you like if you could take
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him over to the shade under that tree for me they're like sure they grab his
full by the ankles one grabs one ankle one grabs the other and like they just
go to like haul and tail with him and just sling his butt first against true
and he falls down and they just walk off and I go over later like turn him right
side up and I try to talk to him all day all day the most he can give me is this
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about 930 that night I went over to check on him again because I was fixing
to leave and I'm like bro I'm fixing to leave like I've got some water here for
you and he sets up and he looks me dead nice he's like thank you so much for
taking care of me today and he grabbed the water and I'm like you need to get
some better friends and he's like I know he was gone the next day and I never
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seen him again so I'm assuming he lived but you know then there was another dude
that sat there one night for nine hours every time I come back he was still
there they had a tree that had like a glowy light on it they're like change
colors and jump and he comes up about six o'clock at night you know it's just
getting dark he plops down and just stares I come back by about 1030 he's
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still there I come back by about two in the morning he's still there has not
moved make sense I don't know what he was on but like it made that tree cool
must have been good I couldn't do that couldn't do what stare one thing and it
never been you've never been on something yeah you've never had something
that good obviously but you know I got to see a midget pimp a little green
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green suit top hat okay with his with his 14 inch top hat it was here he was
he was cool dude custom tailored well you have to well yeah I mean I guess if
you're three-foot and I had you don't have a suit off to really our parents the
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guy with the white hat I don't know if you'll watch that what are you talking
about you're talking about one of them new age stupid cartoons aren't you this
was like 2006 oh like ran and stampede or maybe what you look at me like it
mr. Darrell have you ever seen written stampede no we should let y'all watch
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some cartoons from our air you want to be jacked up manly I like to is that to
fairly odd parents yeah him yeah who's that guy you said he had the four inch
you know how he's a yeah that's what I mean if you had it like pimp green and
he had a beard and a cane that that'd be close to him I can color it later give
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him a minute when all the girls around you are five six and they look like
Giants it's hilarious that's another thing is everybody just short now did
like I've heard of that yeah I watch it yeah I've seen a little bit of that's
another one of those it was on and you didn't have any other choices though
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written stampede was okay every now and then but it wasn't like there's a lot of
stuff from our era that we remember and we look back on finally that we would
not go out of our way to watch again yeah and I happen y'all got to choose
like you grew up in there of Netflix Wow you've pretty much had Netflix
or some streaming service your entire I didn't get to choose anything ever how
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much do you choose now now I can see what I'm saying I I didn't get to choose
nothing because you know what majority rule crunchy roll now majority rules you
have four sisters I did not choose anything we were watching my little
ponies man I think I was the oldest I watched a lot of Avengers Avengers not
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avatar not really not as much as they watched like fate state now with now
with us we watched a lot of good stuff I didn't watch my little pony that was
later though that was like I was like 2010 yeah but I was like what eight nine
I was what I remember I hated okay 11 when I watched just because you watched
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it then doesn't mean to come out to him yeah I still hated you didn't like
rescue but I don't know what rescue why yes it was it was interesting I'll put
it like that but I like the Treads farmers that fight I don't care less about
saving civilians just kill the deceptive is all about is that rescue bot yes
that's rescue boats I'm out of the new rescue boat 2011 I was close I didn't
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watch it then I promise mom it doesn't say made for two-year-olds on it does it
I'm not where does it say made for two-year-olds
fine that fine that you know I think we need to bring bullying back I was seven
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it took you that long to do that okay what no I'm Ali showed me that show I
was not friends with him when I was to showing me cartoons but he wasn't
showing me cartoons that I would remember that was like the one one
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friendship I'm like really like not even sad the end exactly not to four and up
year olds at 11 that is not wild it says for and up I liked I liked like
optimist or a Transformers Optimus Prime was pretty good
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oh yeah primary Prime series I'm just sitting here thinking about like you
know the puzzle says three to ninety nine huh you know like ages on stuff he
just said you know it says four and up but like there's a lot of puzzles you
say like three to ninety nine so like you're watching Prime when you were 11
you could see the nurse and the nursing home like going in there to the hundred
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year old patient like still in her puzzle we can't have is I don't even
like remember any kind of guys because you got a lot of brain damage from
being stupid hey don't get up any with me yeah come over here and set my lap
Dylan you are awful quiet tonight they've been looking outside the entire time
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come on so so so what girl you got you talking to zero you ain't got none at
work nope they all old yep you ain't going for them like 50 year old the two
closest women to my age is a 21 year old no 22 and a 25 wait she's 21 now she's
21 now is that one of their like girlfriend or boyfriends like the boss
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yep yeah stay away from that one and they both have kids I'm alright right
guess be an errand bro I want to be an errand 21 if I'm 30 and still single
alright I'll do what he's gonna get you a pre-made family mm-hmm you know how to
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get that don't you all right go to the maternity ward I got you back that I
don't worry I always told days you like if you ever died on me and I really was
like I got to find another woman is gonna be a really good wife gotta go
find one in the maternity ward that her husband's dead I don't I don't think I
think I don't I'm against remarrying actually yeah if Tasia ever dies on me
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there's there's no other woman on this planet is gonna put up with me it's
just not like like it took 20 something years to train me to be semi okay I
don't think another one could put up with me I don't I don't get remarried I
understand it if you're still young like even like if you're below 50 like I
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understand and I understand companionship and not want to be alone
like I've been married since I 16 I've had a constant companion since I 16 so
for me to be completely alone it'd be lonely like I would want someone for
companionship you're not my mother did I'm he didn't die he didn't die he left
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this is true but I'm talking about like if your spouse dies I mean one is
leaving the premises the other ones leaving the realm so I mean like they're
both leaving yeah but like it's a different they still exist was there
their past like it's so if they're still on the planet it's okay to remarry but
if they're not is not okay that doesn't make any sense it makes a whole lot of
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sense your spouse dies why why what if you're like 25 and your spouse dies
tragic it's like a long time that's rough buddy but if you're like 25 and
you don't have kids I don't know the only remarrying stuff I've known they
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were in their 40s or 30s I've known a lot in their 20s and 30s and I just don't
40 40s I have not known many people who spouses has died when they're 25 I've
not known a single person well I mean you you also like it you will experience
as you start growing older you will realize how much death is a part of life
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you already know it but like like 30 funerals yes but it will become
increasingly ever more apparent and how much you are not promised the next five
seconds because like I mean the 40 something people I run around growing up
you know run around with growing up 38 of her dead I'm gonna paw bear 46 times
like it's people die non-stop and like a lot of people think you get old and you
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die no you just die at an exponential rate all around I think it's so funny
when people they're like I've never been to a funeral I'm like that blows my mind
I got people like I've helped people that are like in their 40s and 50s going
to like their first major family like the first person they've ever lost that's
close to them like in their 40s and 50s it's like do what like crap that's crazy
(56:25):
it's kind of great being 21 this might be this might sound terrible but now I
don't have to go to funerals if I do know them I didn't go to my grandmother's
funeral because I don't like funerals that's true but I just didn't want to go
either you know you should have went to that one yeah they asked me if I want to
be a paw bro but then they changed their mind sounds like because you okay they
didn't know her I know I that's I've told it people I didn't know what no
(56:49):
it's it's different this is the grandmother that son left him so like
they know then the relationship didn't get keep going like that he didn't know
that side of the family I've seen granny Polly once every year to most my life I
still went to her funeral heck I still told her she's big ol gal I met this
(57:11):
grandmother probably the only person that I really am upset about not being
able to be a pallbearer was mama like they didn't let me be a pallbearer with
mama for some reason nobody asked I was this size no I was a little shorter I
was like 6'1 and clonking in like 280 what three minutes to an hour so she's
(57:37):
saying okay cool we're starting to get our hand signals eventually someone will
listen to this and I actually look like we're supposed to be talking to each
other and not like we're just four people in here trying to figure out what's
going on we are trying to figure out what's going on
heck I don't know what's going on right now I've been looking outside this is
playing with my yeah that's why we usually shut the door because Dylan's
easily distracted if you had a laser pointer on the wall he'd be running
(57:59):
around chasing it right now I would be looking at it I won't be chasing but I
would be watching maybe I do get easily I like I would I've been looking I've
been looking outside but it's calling talking to ADD I don't think it is I
think it's just like Dylan I'm just gonna tell you from my childhood and
from their childhood and how trauma causes ADD and like mental issues I've
(58:20):
talked to you about your childhood yeah you got some stuff you gonna have to
work through it's gonna suck but you'll come out better on the other side I
think I'm wonderful I mean you you are now but as you grow in life there will
be things that from your childhood you will actually have to face and deal with
and like process through and it will suck but when you get to that phase in
(58:46):
life where you're really already because I didn't deal with mama's death like my
mama died when I was 13 yeah I didn't deal with mama's death or any death in
my entire life until sis and daddy died and then not only did I you know like
had to deal with sis and daddy's death I had to process mama's and all my
buddies and friends like I finally let myself actually work through a lot of
(59:10):
the stuff I needed to and good lord it sucked but now past it it's like I'm
glad I did that you know and for you you're my son so you're just always
gonna be messed up I'm sorry you'll get better you'll get worse you'll get
better thank you I'll just keep listening to
Allison chains and Allison yeah just just keep listening to all them rockers
(59:33):
that are like guess what I'm gonna die
I'll listen to my country and some rock let's do your country and some rock all
right she's giving us the eyeballs giving us that little cute little smile
of hers I keep trying to get a camera to put on her so the internet can see
absolutely how out of my league this woman is but she won't do it but anyways
(01:00:00):
if you're listening to us if you if you like us like and subscribe do some stuff
message just do whatever if you don't like us leave a comment it makes me laugh
when you do yeah like all the other people yeah what was that comment some
people should have podcasts yeah yeah some people don't need podcasts it's
like okay cool we're probably don't but hey I mean I don't anyway I don't need a
(01:00:24):
podcast I wanted a podcast oops now you got anything to say like subscribe like
subscribe to what like to start something you play guitar like and
subscribe to something you actually like if you don't like us go find somebody
you do like and subscribe to them because it helps my up I got put you
(01:00:44):
know I'll put in some good words if you like some thought and Dylan is actually
gonna work at work this week Justin and Dylan's gonna do it he's gonna work hard
and the and the people who said we need Joe Rogan we're working on it we're
working on that we're so we're this I would like to hang out and talk with Joe
Rogan but it doesn't have to be on a podcast I'd love just sit down have a
steak with the man just so you know Joe Rogan's never gonna want to come to our
(01:01:06):
podcast but thanks for thanks for supporting us and thinking we're gonna
ever get that alright guys that's it for this week have a good one
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